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1d4chan>StarSlavs at 05:53, 27 February 2023

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	However, not all pretty marines are complete and useless idiots. A small group, disgusted that their Chapter was turning into a bunch of prideful, mirror and rose toting assholes, separated. Led by Sergent Kamina and brother Rei, currently they are GETTING SHIT DONE.		However, not all pretty marines are complete and useless idiots. A small group, disgusted that their Chapter was turning into a bunch of prideful, mirror and rose toting assholes, separated. Led by Sergent Kamina and brother Rei, currently they are GETTING SHIT DONE.

	They now have their own [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU-VKtVXyak\|original song], courtesy of Stringstorm and Ondemas. Surprisingly melancholic and somber for these guys too, puts the Shonen protagonist marines through the [[Berserk\|Seinen]] wringer with lots of [[Grimdark]] angst to come along with it.		They now have their own [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU-VKtVXyak\|original song], courtesy of Stringstorm and Ondemas. Surprisingly melancholic, serious, and somber for these guys too, puts the Shonen protagonist marines through the depressing [[Berserk\|Seinen]] wringer with lots of heartfelt [[Grimdark]] angst to come along with it. Gives a serious look at the way a Pretty Marine would probably act when transplanted into the actual 40k universe: which is mainly being depressed at how fragile life really is, the sorrow of seeing so many beautiful worlds drowned out by war then being left in ruins and knowing that this will most likely not be the last planet to suffer this sorrowful fate. [[NobleDark\| Yet still fighting on in a desperate attempt to not only protect as much of these remaining planets but also their friends and brothers]] [[Lamenters \| even if they die doing so.]]

	==Tales from the Battlefield==		==Tales from the Battlefield==

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	However, not all pretty marines are complete and useless idiots. A small group, disgusted that their Chapter was turning into a bunch of prideful, mirror and rose toting assholes, separated. Led by Sergent Kamina and brother Rei, currently they are GETTING SHIT DONE.		However, not all pretty marines are complete and useless idiots. A small group, disgusted that their Chapter was turning into a bunch of prideful, mirror and rose toting assholes, separated. Led by Sergent Kamina and brother Rei, currently they are GETTING SHIT DONE.

	~~Now~~ have ~~a song~~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU-VKtVXyak		They now have their own [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU-VKtVXyak\|original song], courtesy of Stringstorm and Ondemas. Surprisingly melancholic and somber for these guys too, puts the Shonen protagonist marines through the [[Berserk\|Seinen]] wringer with lots of [[Grimdark]] angst to come along with it.

	==Tales from the Battlefield==		==Tales from the Battlefield==

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	Image:Pretty_Scouts1.jpg\|Part 1		Image:Pretty_Scouts1.jpg\|Part 1
	Image:Pretty_Scouts2.jpg\|Part 2		Image:Pretty_Scouts2.jpg\|Part 2 (Am I the only who finds this cute?)
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	However, not all pretty marines are complete and useless idiots. A small group, disgusted that their Chapter was turning into a bunch of prideful, mirror and rose toting assholes, separated. Led by Sergent Kamina and brother Rei, currently they are GETTING SHIT DONE.		However, not all pretty marines are complete and useless idiots. A small group, disgusted that their Chapter was turning into a bunch of prideful, mirror and rose toting assholes, separated. Led by Sergent Kamina and brother Rei, currently they are GETTING SHIT DONE.

			Now have a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU-VKtVXyak

	==Tales from the Battlefield==		==Tales from the Battlefield==

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	Their battle-cry when charging the enemy is: "I'm too pretty to die this day" and / or "please, not in the face!!" (when shouting the latter appearing to be on the verge of tears which may very well be true given the chapters' history)		Their battle-cry when charging the enemy is: "I'm too pretty to die this day" and / or "please, not in the face!!" (when shouting the latter appearing to be on the verge of tears which may very well be true given the chapters' history)

	However, not all pretty marines are complete ~~fags~~ and useless idiots. A small group, disgusted that their Chapter was turning into a bunch of prideful, mirror and rose toting assholes, separated. Led by Sergent Kamina and brother Rei, currently they are GETTING SHIT DONE.		However, not all pretty marines are complete and useless idiots. A small group, disgusted that their Chapter was turning into a bunch of prideful, mirror and rose toting assholes, separated. Led by Sergent Kamina and brother Rei, currently they are GETTING SHIT DONE.

	==Tales from the Battlefield==		==Tales from the Battlefield==

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	[[Image:Prettymarine01.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Warhammer would likely be in Japan.]]		[[Image:Prettymarine01.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Warhammer would likely be in Japan.]]

	The '''Pretty Marines''' are one of /tg/'s homebrewed [[Space Marine]] chapters, created by taking the stereotypical bishounen warrior, who is mysteriously incredibly beautiful despite following a career path that requires him to engage in deadly and typically disfiguring combat on a frequent basis, and transplanting the idea into the ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' setting. ~~They're basically space faggots.~~		The '''Pretty Marines''' are one of /tg/'s homebrewed [[Space Marine]] chapters, created by taking the stereotypical bishounen warrior, who is mysteriously incredibly beautiful despite following a career path that requires him to engage in deadly and typically disfiguring combat on a frequent basis, and transplanting the idea into the ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' setting.

	They were the Second Space Marine Legion, and once their Primarch, the ironically named Augrim Gorfist (look, the people of the planet Cerulea thought it would be funny) was reunited with them, they set to work on prettifying space. However, they were generally ignored by all the other legions save for [[Horus]] and the [[Luna Wolves]] (because Horus was nice to all his brothers till he you know...did some epic heresy), [[Sanguinius]] and the [[Blood Angels]] (as fellow bishonen the Blood Angels felt kinship for the impossibly youthful looking Pretty Marines...although it might have just been pity, considering that the Blood Angels actually managed to [[/tg/ gets shit done\|Get Shit Done]]), and [[Fulgrim]] and the [[Emperor's Children]] (Again, Bishonens stick together.)		They were the Second Space Marine Legion, and once their Primarch, the ironically named Augrim Gorfist (look, the people of the planet Cerulea thought it would be funny) was reunited with them, they set to work on prettifying space. However, they were generally ignored by all the other legions save for [[Horus]] and the [[Luna Wolves]] (because Horus was nice to all his brothers till he you know...did some epic heresy), [[Sanguinius]] and the [[Blood Angels]] (as fellow bishonen the Blood Angels felt kinship for the impossibly youthful looking Pretty Marines...although it might have just been pity, considering that the Blood Angels actually managed to [[/tg/ gets shit done\|Get Shit Done]]), and [[Fulgrim]] and the [[Emperor's Children]] (Again, Bishonens stick together.)

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	[[Image:Prettymarine01.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Warhammer would likely be in Japan.]]		[[Image:Prettymarine01.jpg\|thumb\|right\|What Warhammer would likely be in Japan.]]

	The '''Pretty Marines''' are one of /tg/'s homebrewed [[Space Marine]] chapters, created by taking the stereotypical bishounen warrior, who is mysteriously incredibly beautiful despite following a career path that requires him to engage in deadly and typically disfiguring combat on a frequent basis, and transplanting the idea into the ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' setting.		The '''Pretty Marines''' are one of /tg/'s homebrewed [[Space Marine]] chapters, created by taking the stereotypical bishounen warrior, who is mysteriously incredibly beautiful despite following a career path that requires him to engage in deadly and typically disfiguring combat on a frequent basis, and transplanting the idea into the ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' setting. They're basically space faggots.

	They were the Second Space Marine Legion, and once their Primarch, the ironically named Augrim Gorfist (look, the people of the planet Cerulea thought it would be funny) was reunited with them, they set to work on prettifying space. However, they were generally ignored by all the other legions save for [[Horus]] and the [[Luna Wolves]] (because Horus was nice to all his brothers till he you know...did some epic heresy), [[Sanguinius]] and the [[Blood Angels]] (as fellow bishonen the Blood Angels felt kinship for the impossibly youthful looking Pretty Marines...although it might have just been pity, considering that the Blood Angels actually managed to [[/tg/ gets shit done\|Get Shit Done]]), and [[Fulgrim]] and the [[Emperor's Children]] (Again, Bishonens stick together.)		They were the Second Space Marine Legion, and once their Primarch, the ironically named Augrim Gorfist (look, the people of the planet Cerulea thought it would be funny) was reunited with them, they set to work on prettifying space. However, they were generally ignored by all the other legions save for [[Horus]] and the [[Luna Wolves]] (because Horus was nice to all his brothers till he you know...did some epic heresy), [[Sanguinius]] and the [[Blood Angels]] (as fellow bishonen the Blood Angels felt kinship for the impossibly youthful looking Pretty Marines...although it might have just been pity, considering that the Blood Angels actually managed to [[/tg/ gets shit done\|Get Shit Done]]), and [[Fulgrim]] and the [[Emperor's Children]] (Again, Bishonens stick together.)

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-'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
+[[Image:Prettymarine01.jpg|thumb|right|What Warhammer would likely be in Japan.]]
-They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
+The '''Pretty Marines''' are one of /tg/'s homebrewed [[Space Marine]] chapters, created by taking the stereotypical bishounen warrior, who is mysteriously incredibly beautiful despite following a career path that requires him to engage in deadly and typically disfiguring combat on a frequent basis, and transplanting the idea into the ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]'' setting.
-== CHANNELS ==
+They were the Second Space Marine Legion, and once their Primarch, the ironically named Augrim Gorfist (look, the people of the planet Cerulea thought it would be funny) was reunited with them, they set to work on prettifying space. However, they were generally ignored by all the other legions save for [[Horus]] and the [[Luna Wolves]] (because Horus was nice to all his brothers till he you know...did some epic heresy), [[Sanguinius]] and the [[Blood Angels]] (as fellow bishonen the Blood Angels felt kinship for the impossibly youthful looking Pretty Marines...although it might have just been pity, considering that the Blood Angels actually managed to [[/tg/ gets shit done|Get Shit Done]]), and [[Fulgrim]] and the [[Emperor's Children]] (Again, Bishonens stick together.)
-== EVENTS ==
+When the Horus Heresy came the Pretty marines split in two, one wishing to fight for [[Slaanesh]] and stand by the Emperor's Children, the other staying loyal to the Emperor and stood by the Blood Angels. Horus then promptly beat the living shit out of the loyal half and prevented them from participating in the siege of Terra. Augrim Gorfist and many of the remaining loyal Pretty Marines disappeared into the Webway, following the example set by [[Jaghatai Khan]]. As there were not enough Pretty Marines left for [[Roboute Guilliman]] to turn into a full chapter, Guilliman had them sit on Cerulea and rebuild, but after he was poisoned by Fulgrim's cheating ass poison blades, a bureaucratic mishap struck the 2nd legion from Imperial Records.
-In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
+,000 years later the pretty marines finally had enough marines to turn their former legion into a chapter and make a few successor chapters, but they quickly fell victim to the most dangerous force in all known universes: [[Lamenters|the perverse glee of sadistic authors]]. By the very next day they lost their entire 3rd, 4th, and 2nd company to [[Angron]]'s Dominion of Fire campaign when the [[World Eaters]] came to break Planet Cerulea's back, with the company commander being stomped into a red paste by Angron himself while the Librarian was slaughtered by [[Kharn]]. A few centuries later the Pretty Marines joined the Space Wolves in the first war of Armageddon and sent their entire chapter to redeem themselves. Angron, Kharn, and An'ggrath killed 60% of the chapter with another 39% falling to the other Khornates, leaving only the first Terminator Veteran squad of the first company, three tech-marines, two dreadnoughts, a land raider, and a Gladius frigate. They have only now finished the painstaking task of restoring their numbers to full.
-== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
+Created by the [[Imperium]] as a symbol of human perfection and grace, all members of the Pretty Marines are selected for their dashing good looks, androgynous charm, and combat prowess. The Pretty Marines excel in covert warfare, sabotage, parades and flower arrangement. The chapter emblem is a rose on a field of white and the powered armor is commonly painted lavender augmented with various pastels. They are often depicted going into battle carrying microphones, as a parody of boy bands manufactured for teenage girls.
-* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
+Unique to the Pretty Marine geneseed is a specialized organ called the "Sparkle Gland", the source of the Pretty Marine's powerful and mysterious sparkle attacks. A mutation of the Occulobe, it increases the functionality of the eyes and tear ducts. When a Marine sheds tears, the liquid will provide rapid healing of any wound it touches. Additionally the pupils can cause minor forms of hypnotic phenomena in subjects looking directly into the Marine's eyes. The phenomena commonly manifest as increased glamour of the Marine or hallucinations of "bubbles" or "sparkles".
-GRAND DAD IS LOVE
+The Pretty Marines also come in [[Chaos Pretty Marines|a Chaos version]].
-[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]
+Sadly for the Pretty Marines, like all other Space Marines they are Sterile and lack testicles (<s>indeed all glands that produce Testosterone and Estrogen are removed in the process of creating Space Marines</s> this is not even possible to begin with, because they would be [[-4 Str|Strength 3]] if that was the case: musculature is developped through testosterone, as well as [[Space Wolves|facial hair]] AND [[Helbrecht|baldness]], even male [[ATSKNF|Willpower]] is related to the rate of testosterone, and this is not something the Biscopea can do in the testicles' stead (and in the first plac what it does is stimulating muscle growth); and this is also why Klingsor was fired from the Grail Knights and became a [[Chaos Sorcerer|hateful wretch]] instead...) to prevent the most basic of urges from interfering in their duties, thus they can never truly please their legions of fangirls in the way that the fangirls, deep down, really want to be pleased. Many a Pretty Marine has had to shamefully reveal this fact to many a very disappointed and now disillusioned fangirl in the bedroom.

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