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		There is now a page for [[Tau]] Quest.
		Tau quest was quite a good railroading quest thread about a FUCKING XENO that wouldn't FUCKING DIE. Every fa/tg/uy wanted to masturbate to the thread until they found out IT was really a DIRTY XENO SCUM ANDROID.
		Teamed up with [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|AdMech]] Techpriestess and they're totally lesbian for each other.

		Fuck if I am making it useful right now.

		You're a douche

		But seriously....

		Okay. Tau quest, made by oldfag mcfagerton Shas'O whatever his name was (alternately known as Taucron Quest and Xeno Quest), was a quest thread about an amnesiac female earth caste tau awaking on a seemingly abandoned explorer ship. She is attacked by what appears to be the zombified former crewmen of the ship, until she eventually comes into contact with the presence of an ancient [[Necron]] Tomb Lord, who explains that the Tau had picked up Necron technology that had killed all other lifeforms aboard and was slowly converting the ship into Necrodermis. The Tomb Lord, however, had ensured our protagonist (who had assumed the name Xeno) survived - modifying her with Necron technology - so that she could help reclaim the control of her position as tomb lord and overthrow her usurping lieutenant, The Dusk of Uncountable Suns, by finding several powerful archeofacts. Along the way, she battled the reawakening Necrons and gained a sidekick- drone, a tau drone converted into a scarab, while her body was slowly replaced with Necron technology. Eventually she became a hybrid - neither Tau nor Necron.


		== The Quest's Threads ==
		The first parts of the quest were up during a period of time when Sup/tg/ was down, so they weren't archived, but the rest can be found here:
		* http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Tau,+quest

		I'd suggest you start reading with the recap of unindexed threads here:
		* http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8434179/


		== So, What Was It Like? ==
		It was really, really, really good.

		Or maybe not; you make the call.

		Basically, it started as a rip-off of [[:/v/\|Portal]], that turned into [[Video games\|System Shock]], that turned into Alien: Resurrection, that turned into [[Manga\|GUNNM]], that turned into [[Anime\|Madoka Magica]]. It was quite [[grimdark]] and depressing towards the end, but fa/tg/uys interpreted it as quite cute and comical, resulting in massive amounts of Grimdawww, and Xeno becoming /tg/'s new waifu, to her author's great displeasure.

		In fact it was so full of win a multitude of awesome [[drawfags]] (and later on drawfags of a... [[:/d/]]ifferent kind), seeing the opportunity for MOAR awesome, contributed ''their'' awesome to the already awesome quest making it more awesome and ending it with a power level of 9000+
		Rumors abound that Queen Miko made a piece for Tauquest as well.

		Unfortunately Shas'O Tau'Quest, the creator of tauquest and multiple related RP threads (three aborted sequels of Tau quest following Xeno's wacky hijinks around the galaxy; and a short-lived spin-off entitled Drone quest about a Scarab and a tau girl doing even stupider things) was banned from /tg/ by a [[mods\|nazi moderator]] because of the fanwank going on about her own fanwank. She still decided to try and run a last spin-off based on the character of Anima (the aforementioned lesbian techpriestess) but gave up because of said wankery.

		But as the fanwank goes on, so does the not-so-touching memory of Xeno mcFailcron.

		Sometimes another Xeno thread is attempted, but they get deleted pretty quickly due to the massive amounts of hatred they invoke on /tg/. Try at your own risk.

		List of archived from some anon:

		Tau Quest Part I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8307146 (for the record, "OP !DC2ryosn7E" is the impostor and Shas'o Tau'quest is the real OP)

		Tau Quest Part I-2 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8308378

		Tau Quest Part II - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8314629

		Tau Quest Part III - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8324943

		Tau Quest Part IV - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8332711

		Tau Quest Part V - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8336774

		Tau Quest Part VI - ?????

		Tau Quest Part VII - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8350516

		Tau Quest Part VIII - ?????

		Tau Quest Part IX - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8366648 (trip got cracked in this one)

		Tau Quest Part IX-1 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8368375

		Tau Quest Part X - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8372711

		Tau Quest Part XI - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8385822

		Tau Quest Part XI-2 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8387712

		Tau Quest Part XI-3 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8388281

		Tau Quest Part XII - ?????

		Tau Quest Part XIII - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8407630

		Tau Quest Part XIV - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8426561 (no longer really keeping track of episode numbers at this point)

		Tau Quest Part XV - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8434179 (Detailed recap linked earlier)

		Tau Quest Part XVI - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8441332

		Tau Quest Part XVII - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8456231

		Tau Quest Part XVIII - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8478487

		Tau Quest Part XIX - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8478487/

		Tau Quest Part XX - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8498317/

		Tau Quest Part XXI - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8516348/

		Tau Quest Part XXII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8533726/

		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
		[[Category: /tg/ Fan Characters]]
		[[Category:Tau]]
		[[Category:Necrons]]
		[[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]
		[[Category:Quests]]

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	~~[[Image:Taucronxeno .jpg\|thumb\|400px\|More or less this]]~~
	~~{{Stub}}~~
	~~There is now a page for [[Tau]] Quest.~~
	Tau quest was quite a good railroading quest thread about a FUCKING XENO that wouldn't FUCKING DIE. Every fa/tg/uy wanted to masturbate to the thread until they found out IT was really a DIRTY XENO SCUM ANDROID.
	~~Teamed up with [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|AdMech]] Techpriestess and they're totally lesbian for each other.~~

	~~Fuck if I am making it useful right now.~~

	~~You're a douche~~

	~~But seriously....~~

	Okay. Tau quest, made by oldfag mcfagerton Shas'O whatever his name was (alternately known as Taucron Quest and Xeno Quest), was a quest thread about an amnesiac female earth caste tau awaking on a seemingly abandoned explorer ship. She is attacked by what appears to be the zombified former crewmen of the ship, until she eventually comes into contact with the presence of an ancient [[Necron]] Tomb Lord, who explains that the Tau had picked up Necron technology that had killed all other lifeforms aboard and was slowly converting the ship into Necrodermis. The Tomb Lord, however, had ensured our protagonist (who had assumed the name Xeno) survived - modifying her with Necron technology - so that she could help reclaim the control of her position as tomb lord and overthrow her usurping lieutenant, The Dusk of Uncountable Suns, by finding several powerful archeofacts. Along the way, she battled the reawakening Necrons and gained a sidekick- drone, a tau drone converted into a scarab, while her body was slowly replaced with Necron technology. Eventually she became a hybrid - neither Tau nor Necron.


	~~== The Quest's Threads ==~~
	~~The first parts of the quest were up during a period of time when Sup/tg/ was down, so they weren't archived, but the rest can be found here:~~
	* http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Tau,+quest

	~~I'd suggest you start reading with the recap of unindexed threads here:~~
	* http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8434179/


	~~== So, What Was It Like? ==~~
	~~It was really, really, really good.~~

	~~Or maybe not; you make the call.~~

	Basically, it started as a rip-off of [[:/v/\|Portal]], that turned into [[Video games\|System Shock]], that turned into Alien: Resurrection, that turned into [[Manga\|GUNNM]], that turned into [[Anime\|Madoka Magica]]. It was quite [[grimdark]] and depressing towards the end, but fa/tg/uys interpreted it as quite cute and comical, resulting in massive amounts of Grimdawww, and Xeno becoming /tg/'s new waifu, to her author's great displeasure.

	In fact it was so full of win a multitude of awesome [[drawfags]] (and later on drawfags of a... [[:/d/]]ifferent kind), seeing the opportunity for MOAR awesome, contributed ''their'' awesome to the already awesome quest making it more awesome and ending it with a power level of 9000+
	~~Rumors abound that Queen Miko made a piece for Tauquest as well.~~

	Unfortunately Shas'O Tau'Quest, the creator of tauquest and multiple related RP threads (three aborted sequels of Tau quest following Xeno's wacky hijinks around the galaxy; and a short-lived spin-off entitled Drone quest about a Scarab and a tau girl doing even stupider things) was banned from /tg/ by a [[mods\|nazi moderator]] because of the fanwank going on about her own fanwank. She still decided to try and run a last spin-off based on the character of Anima (the aforementioned lesbian techpriestess) but gave up because of said wankery.

	~~But as the fanwank goes on, so does the not-so-touching memory of Xeno mcFailcron.~~

	~~Sometimes another Xeno thread is attempted, but they get deleted pretty quickly due to the massive amounts of hatred they invoke on /tg/. Try at your own risk.~~

	~~List of archived from some anon:~~

	~~Tau Quest Part I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8307146 (for the record, "OP !DC2ryosn7E" is the impostor and Shas'o Tau'quest is the real OP)~~

	~~Tau Quest Part I-2 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8308378~~

	~~Tau Quest Part II - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8314629~~

	~~Tau Quest Part III - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8324943~~

	~~Tau Quest Part IV - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8332711~~

	~~Tau Quest Part V - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8336774~~

	~~Tau Quest Part VI - ?????~~

	~~Tau Quest Part VII - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8350516~~

	~~Tau Quest Part VIII - ?????~~

	~~Tau Quest Part IX - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8366648 (trip got cracked in this one)~~

	~~Tau Quest Part IX-1 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8368375~~

	~~Tau Quest Part X - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8372711~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XI - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8385822~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XI-2 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8387712~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XI-3 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8388281~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XII - ?????~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XIII - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8407630~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XIV - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8426561 (no longer really keeping track of episode numbers at this point)~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XV - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8434179 (Detailed recap linked earlier)~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XVI - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8441332~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XVII - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8456231~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XVIII - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8478487~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XIX - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8478487/~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XX - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8498317/~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XXI - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8516348/~~

	~~Tau Quest Part XXII - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8533726/~~

	~~[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]~~
	~~[[Category: /tg/ Fan Characters]]~~
	~~[[Category:Tau]]~~
	~~[[Category:Necrons]]~~
	~~[[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]~~
	~~[[Category:Quests]]~~

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1d4chan>FlintTD: Adding the new /tg/ Fan Characters category tag

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			[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
			[[Category: /tg/ Fan Characters]]
	[[Category:Tau]]		[[Category:Tau]]
	[[Category:Necrons]]		[[Category:Necrons]]
	~~[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]~~
	[[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]
	[[Category:Quests]]		[[Category:Quests]]

2600:1700:19C0:2760:8CA8:7BD8:AFBA:F7B4 at 20:37, 7 February 2020

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-'''The GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific [[VINESAUCE]]-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with [[JOEL]]).
+[[Image:Taucronxeno .jpg|thumb|400px|More or less this]]
-They operated out of the now-defunct SilvaGunner YouTube channel until some time in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before largely being abandoned.
+Fuck if I am making it useful right now.
-== Forums ==
+You're a douche
-== Events ==
+But seriously....
-In later years, an event known as Fugitive Fest was hosting play sessions for [[GRAND DAD Fantasy]], [[KING FOR ANOTHER DAY]], [[GRANDmachine]], [[HE THICC]], and [[MEME Wars]], as of 2019.
+Okay. Tau quest, made by oldfag mcfagerton Shas'O whatever his name was (alternately known as Taucron Quest and Xeno Quest), was a quest thread about an amnesiac female earth caste tau awaking on a seemingly abandoned explorer ship.  She is attacked by what appears to be the zombified former crewmen of the ship, until she eventually comes into contact with the presence of an ancient [[Necron]] Tomb Lord, who explains that the Tau had picked up Necron technology that had killed all other lifeforms aboard and was slowly converting the ship into Necrodermis.  The Tomb Lord, however, had ensured our protagonist (who had assumed the name Xeno) survived - modifying her with Necron technology - so that she could help reclaim the control of her position as tomb lord and overthrow her usurping lieutenant, The Dusk of Uncountable Suns, by finding several powerful archeofacts.  Along the way, she battled the reawakening Necrons and gained a sidekick- drone, a tau drone converted into a scarab, while her body was slowly replaced with Necron technology.  Eventually she became a hybrid - neither Tau nor Necron.
-* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
+== The Quest's Threads ==
-* GRAND DAD: The Gauntlet of ASS (SANS, PAPYRUS, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SMOL NOZOMI)
+The first parts of the quest were up during a period of time when Sup/tg/ was down, so they weren't archived, but the rest can be found here:
-'''GRAND DAD''' 3: GRAND DAD IS GOD
+* http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Tau,+quest
-[[Category: Memes]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]
+I'd suggest you start reading with the recap of unindexed threads here:

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-[[Image:Taucronxeno .jpg|thumb|400px|More or less this]]
+'''The GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific [[VINESAUCE]]-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with [[JOEL]]).
-Fuck if I am making it useful right now.
+They operated out of the now-defunct SilvaGunner YouTube channel until some time in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before largely being abandoned.
-You're a douche
+== Forums ==
-But seriously....
+== Events ==
-Okay. Tau quest, made by oldfag mcfagerton Shas'O whatever his name was (alternately known as Taucron Quest and Xeno Quest), was a quest thread about an amnesiac female earth caste tau awaking on a seemingly abandoned explorer ship.  She is attacked by what appears to be the zombified former crewmen of the ship, until she eventually comes into contact with the presence of an ancient [[Necron]] Tomb Lord, who explains that the Tau had picked up Necron technology that had killed all other lifeforms aboard and was slowly converting the ship into Necrodermis.  The Tomb Lord, however, had ensured our protagonist (who had assumed the name Xeno) survived - modifying her with Necron technology - so that she could help reclaim the control of her position as tomb lord and overthrow her usurping lieutenant, The Dusk of Uncountable Suns, by finding several powerful archeofacts.  Along the way, she battled the reawakening Necrons and gained a sidekick- drone, a tau drone converted into a scarab, while her body was slowly replaced with Necron technology.  Eventually she became a hybrid - neither Tau nor Necron.
+In later years, an event known as Fugitive Fest was hosting play sessions for [[GRAND DAD Fantasy]], [[KING FOR ANOTHER DAY]], [[GRANDmachine]], [[HE THICC]], and [[MEME Wars]], as of 2019.
-== The Quest's Threads ==
+* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
-The first parts of the quest were up during a period of time when Sup/tg/ was down, so they weren't archived, but the rest can be found here:
+* GRAND DAD: The Gauntlet of ASS (SANS, PAPYRUS, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SMOL NOZOMI)
-* http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Tau,+quest
+'''GRAND DAD''' 3: GRAND DAD IS GOD
-I'd suggest you start reading with the recap of unindexed threads here:
+[[Category: Memes]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

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So, What Was It Like?

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	Tau Quest Part I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8307146 (for the record, "OP !DC2ryosn7E" is the impostor and Shas'o Tau'quest is the real OP)		Tau Quest Part I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8307146 (for the record, "OP !DC2ryosn7E" is the impostor and Shas'o Tau'quest is the real OP)

	Part I ~~continues~~ - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8308378		Tau Quest Part I-2 - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8308378

	Tau Quest Part II - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8314629		Tau Quest Part II - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8314629

1d4chan>Tempi Drachen at 18:56, 14 June 2014

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	[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
	[[~~category~~:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Stories/Warhammer 40,000]]
			[[Category:Quests]]

80.212.139.19 at 23:24, 23 March 2014

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	Tau Quest Part I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8307146 (for the record, "OP !DC2ryosn7E" is the impostor and Shas'o Tau'quest is the real OP)		Tau Quest Part I - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8307146 (for the record, "OP !DC2ryosn7E" is the impostor and Shas'o Tau'quest is the real OP)

			Part I continues - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8308378

	Tau Quest Part II - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8314629		Tau Quest Part II - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/8314629