Ripperjack - Revision history

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		{{WTF}}
		{{Promotions}}
		{{sick\|It's a goddamn flying vagina. WITH TEETH!}}
		[[File:Ripperjack.PNG\|300px\|right\|thumb\|H.R.Gieger's wet dream.]]
		{{Topquote\|That...That's a pussy!?\|Everyone's reaction when this model was first released.}}
		Ripperjacks are <s>[[Original character, do not steal\|blatant Facehugger ripoffs]]</s> [[/d/\|giant flying ''vaginas'' with teeth]] that looks like it came out from the deprave, sweaty lust of a [[Slaanesh\|Slaaneshi worshipper in GeeDubs' art department.]] Seriously, look at the damn thing. What the fuck was GW thinking!?
		==Overview==
		Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.

		The newer 'jumping cunt' species shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is big, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.

		==Crunch==
		On Necromunda, these [[NSFW\|quivering weaponised clitoris]] are your quintessential assault jump units. Ripperjacks have the gift of '''Flight''', and can also smother their targets with an '''Enveloping Attack'''. All that time spent living with Ripperjacks has taught their Beastmasters a thing or two, and they get the '''Catfall''' skill to keep up with their leathery pals. There is also nothing more [[troll\|gratifying]] than seeing the look of your opponent's face when his leader gets killed by a [[Fail\|giant flying pussy.]]

		==Gallery==
		<gallery>
		Image: Ripperjacks.jpg\|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina.
		Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png\|No. You really shouldn't.
		</gallery>
		[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]
		[[Category: Necromunda]]
		[[Category: Megafauna]]

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	~~{{WTF}}~~
	~~{{Promotions}}~~
	~~{{sick\|It's a goddamn flying vagina. WITH TEETH!}}~~
	~~[[File:Ripperjack.PNG\|300px\|right\|thumb\|H.R.Gieger's wet dream.]]~~
	~~{{Topquote\|That...That's a pussy!?\|Everyone's reaction when this model was first released.}}~~
	Ripperjacks are <s>[[Original character, do not steal\|blatant Facehugger ripoffs]]</s> [[/d/\|giant flying ''vaginas'' with teeth]] that looks like it came out from the deprave, sweaty lust of a [[Slaanesh\|Slaaneshi worshipper in GeeDubs' art department.]] Seriously, look at the damn thing. What the fuck was GW thinking!?
	~~==Overview==~~
	Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.

	The newer 'jumping cunt' species shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is big, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.

	~~==Crunch==~~
	On Necromunda, these [[NSFW\|quivering weaponised clitoris]] are your quintessential assault jump units. Ripperjacks have the gift of '''Flight''', and can also smother their targets with an '''Enveloping Attack'''. All that time spent living with Ripperjacks has taught their Beastmasters a thing or two, and they get the '''Catfall''' skill to keep up with their leathery pals. There is also nothing more [[troll\|gratifying]] than seeing the look of your opponent's face when his leader gets killed by a [[Fail\|giant flying pussy.]]

	~~==Gallery==~~
	~~<gallery>~~
	~~Image: Ripperjacks.jpg\|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina.~~
	~~Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png\|No. You really shouldn't.~~
	~~</gallery>~~
	~~[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]~~
	~~[[Category: Necromunda]]~~
	~~[[Category: Megafauna]]~~

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	Ripperjacks are <s>[[Original character, do not steal\|blatant Facehugger ripoffs]]</s> [[/d/\|giant flying ''vaginas'' with teeth]] that looks like it came out from the deprave, sweaty lust of a [[Slaanesh\|Slaaneshi worshipper in GeeDubs' art department.]] Seriously, look at the damn thing. What the fuck was GW thinking!?		Ripperjacks are <s>[[Original character, do not steal\|blatant Facehugger ripoffs]]</s> [[/d/\|giant flying ''vaginas'' with teeth]] that looks like it came out from the deprave, sweaty lust of a [[Slaanesh\|Slaaneshi worshipper in GeeDubs' art department.]] Seriously, look at the damn thing. What the fuck was GW thinking!?
	==Overview==		==Overview==
	Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.		Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.

	The newer 'jumping cunt' species shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is big, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.		The newer 'jumping cunt' species shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is big, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.

73.68.28.13: Undo revision 878055 by Derpysaurus (talk) Because I was wrong when i added it. It actually refers to a Gloomhaunt that image.

2023-02-18T04:42:33Z

Undo revision 878055 by Derpysaurus (talk) Because I was wrong when i added it. It actually refers to a Gloomhaunt that image.

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	Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.		Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.

	Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons. They also still have eyes.		The newer 'jumping cunt' species shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is big, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.

	The newer 'jumping cunt' ~~subspecies~~ shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is ~~much bigger~~, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>~~. Also, unlike the smaller subspecies, these vaginal beasts lack eyes, instead having sensory organs~~.

	==Crunch==		==Crunch==
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	<gallery>		<gallery>
	~~Image: Alternate_Ripperjack.jpg~~
	Image: Ripperjacks.jpg\|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina.		Image: Ripperjacks.jpg\|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina.
	Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png\|No. You really shouldn't.		Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png\|No. You really shouldn't.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus: Undo revision 877966 by 73.68.28.13 (talk) Why the hell did you remove that info plus that image?

2023-02-18T03:50:57Z

Undo revision 877966 by 73.68.28.13 (talk) Why the hell did you remove that info plus that image?

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	Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.		Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.

	The newer 'jumping cunt' ~~species~~ shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is ~~big~~, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.		Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons. They also still have eyes.

			The newer 'jumping cunt' subspecies shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is much bigger, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>. Also, unlike the smaller subspecies, these vaginal beasts lack eyes, instead having sensory organs.

	==Crunch==		==Crunch==
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	<gallery>		<gallery>
			Image: Alternate_Ripperjack.jpg
	Image: Ripperjacks.jpg\|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina.		Image: Ripperjacks.jpg\|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina.
	Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png\|No. You really shouldn't.		Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png\|No. You really shouldn't.

73.68.28.13 at 02:06, 18 February 2023

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	Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.		Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.

	Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons. They also still have eyes.		The newer 'jumping cunt' species shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is big, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.

	The newer 'jumping cunt' ~~subspecies~~ shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is ~~much bigger~~, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>~~. Also, unlike the smaller subspecies, these vaginal beasts lack eyes, instead having sensory organs~~.

	==Crunch==		==Crunch==
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	==Gallery==		==Gallery==
	<gallery>		<gallery>
	~~Image: Alternate_Ripperjack.jpg~~
	Image: Ripperjacks.jpg\|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina.		Image: Ripperjacks.jpg\|Fig 1. A [[Daemonette]]'s vagina.
	Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png\|No. You really shouldn't.		Ripperjacks-look-like-dangerous-beasts-v0-dmre15gxhv6a1.png\|No. You really shouldn't.

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2023-01-29T07:26:06Z

Overview

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	Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.		Creatures native to [[Necromunda]] said to resemble a cross between a [[derp\|bat and a piranha]], although you must be either blind or as impotent as a [[Space Marine]] to see ''any'' resemblance to either creatures.

	Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons.		Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons. They also still have eyes.

	The newer 'jumping cunt' subspecies shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is much bigger, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.		The newer 'jumping cunt' subspecies shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is much bigger, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>. Also, unlike the smaller subspecies, these vaginal beasts lack eyes, instead having sensory organs.

	==Crunch==		==Crunch==

2001:8003:1C20:8C00:B446:7B25:99F3:E763: /* Overview */

2023-01-13T14:23:30Z

Overview

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	Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons.		Two radically different "subspecies" have been shown thus far over the years, one from Fantasy Flight Games and one from a more recent Necromunda model. The smaller, more leechlike, Fantasy Flight Games era subspecies is described as looking like the aforementioned description and is considered a voracious hunter which hangs upside down from the roofs of the largest abandoned domes. When they swoop down on their prey, they attack by enveloping their target with their leathery wings, blinding and disorienting them long enough for them to secure their grip. They will always go after the eyes to begin with, then moving onto the face and throat. Unless the Ripper Jack is quickly removed from the person's face, they will shortly be suffocated by the leathery wings or bled to death by the hooker talons.

	The newer 'jumping cunt' subspecies shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is much bigger, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. Unless you want to turn into a eunuch.]]		The newer 'jumping cunt' subspecies shown accompanying the [[Outland Beastmaster]] is much bigger, and has more yonic-looking sensory organs. Seriously, [[FATAL\|do <u>'''NOT'''</u> put your dick into that. <s>Unless you want to turn into a eunuch</s>]]. <span style='color:purple;font-size:100%'>'''''Becoming a eunuch just makes it hotter'''''</span>.

	==Crunch==		==Crunch==