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	A terrible, terrible [[board game]] of Napoleonic world conquest where you move around tiny plastic soldiers and cannons and pretend you're making any sort of strategic choices. Even though the pieces are different, every unit is exactly the same. All your fate depends on dice rolls and how soon you manage to hog the best territories. It is the [[Death Korps of Krieg\|World War I]] of board games, and about as much fun as actual trench warfare.		A terrible, terrible [[board game]] of Napoleonic world conquest where you move around tiny plastic soldiers and cannons and pretend you're making any sort of strategic choices. Even though the pieces are different, every unit is exactly the same. All your fate depends on dice rolls and how soon you manage to hog the best territories. It is the [[Death Korps of Krieg\|World War I]] of board games, and about as much fun as actual trench warfare.

1d4chan>ElMusha: /* House Rules */

2022-02-08T17:05:01Z

House Rules

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	* The Only Risk that should be played: Just any risk but when you loose an unit you must drink a shot of high-graduated soft drink.		* The Only Risk that should be played: Just any risk but when you loose an unit you must drink a shot of high-graduated soft drink.

	Also, the [[40k]] [[Dawn of War]] ~~games~~ Dark ~~crusade~~ and Soulstorm implement the same structure but instead of a territory's conquest determined by 1-4 ~~dicerolls~~, it is determined by a 5 to 40 minute ~~game of~~ [[40k]]. Needless to say, it's much better.		Also, the ''[[40k]] [[Dawn of War]]'' expansions ''Dark Crusade'' and ''Soulstorm'' implement the same structure, but instead of a territory's conquest determined by 1-4 dice rolls, it is determined by a 5 to 40 minute [[40k]] RTS battle. Needless to say, it's much better.

	{{Board Games}}		{{Board Games}}
	[[category:Board Games]]		[[category:Board Games]]

1d4chan>Slowburner: /* Distinguisd the two LoR editions and added footnote */

2021-07-01T17:05:36Z

Distinguisd the two LoR editions and added footnote

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	* Risk: Star Wars. Three sides: Rebels vs. Empire vs. Hutts, each with a different deck of cards. Force-meter to swing advantages to Rebels or Empire, different objectives for each side... this isn't Risk anymore, not that it’s a bad thing.		* Risk: Star Wars. Three sides: Rebels vs. Empire vs. Hutts, each with a different deck of cards. Force-meter to swing advantages to Rebels or Empire, different objectives for each side... this isn't Risk anymore, not that it’s a bad thing.
	* Risk: Star Wars Clone Wars. See Risk Star Wars, only it's just The Republic vs. Separatists, and The Republic is fucked when Order 66 happens.		* Risk: Star Wars Clone Wars. See Risk Star Wars, only it's just The Republic vs. Separatists, and The Republic is fucked when Order 66 happens.
	* Lord ~~Of The~~ Rings Risk: Strongholds, Leaders, action cards, a time limit and not the default rules all make it the best Risk game that's actually still Risk. Although because there's only Good and Evil models, you'll be wondering why you're fighting elves vs elves and orks vs orks. ~~Also, without the Trilogy edition or Minas Tirith add-on, you're missing Gondor and Mordor. Which is really stupid.~~		* Lord of the Rings Risk (non-Trilogy Edition): Released with the first LoR film, it had only the top half of the Middle Earth map and was missing Minas Tirith, Gondor and Mordor, which was fucking silly and didn’t work<sup>1</sup>.
			* Lord of the Rings Risk (Trilogy Edition): Strongholds, Leaders, action cards, a time limit and not the default rules all make it the best Risk game that's actually still Risk. Although because there's only Good and Evil models, you'll be wondering why you're fighting elves vs elves and orks vs orks. *
	* Risk Édition Napoléon. One player is Napoleon and everyone else tries to beat him up. Tries to be historically accurate, only, y'know, Napoleon isn't an idiot this time around. Or nearly as short.		* Risk Édition Napoléon. One player is Napoleon and everyone else tries to beat him up. Tries to be historically accurate, only, y'know, Napoleon isn't an idiot this time around. Or nearly as short.
	* Risk Halo Wars Collector's Edition. ''(gagging noises.)'' This game took the wierdest game mechanic (useless support models) and took a shit on them, magnifying the importance of retarded and utterly useless models. Also, you need to spend victory points to do anything interesting, like fire ordnance.		* Risk Halo Wars Collector's Edition. ''(gagging noises.)'' This game took the wierdest game mechanic (useless support models) and took a shit on them, magnifying the importance of retarded and utterly useless models. Also, you need to spend victory points to do anything interesting, like fire ordnance.
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	* Risk Legacy: Starts out as normal Risk however the actions taken affect later games, including adding and removing rules, area effects on a location tearing up cards, and BURNING THE GAME.		* Risk Legacy: Starts out as normal Risk however the actions taken affect later games, including adding and removing rules, area effects on a location tearing up cards, and BURNING THE GAME.
	* Doctor Who Risk: Dalek Invasion of Earth: Play as different factions of Daleks. Adds a time limit before Peter Capaldi arrives and fucks everybody's shit up. "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!"		* Doctor Who Risk: Dalek Invasion of Earth: Play as different factions of Daleks. Adds a time limit before Peter Capaldi arrives and fucks everybody's shit up. "Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!"

			1 The designer of Lord of the Rings Risk pre-trilogy Edition was reportedly mortified by the decision to cut the Middle Earth map in half, and paid his own money to ship the other half to US purchasers when it was later published

	=== House Rules ===		=== House Rules ===

1d4chan>ZeonPonyWolf at 23:44, 28 December 2020

2020-12-28T23:44:14Z

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	A terrible, terrible [[board game]] of Napoleonic world conquest where you move around tiny plastic soldiers and cannons and pretend you're making any sort of strategic choices. Even though the pieces are different, every unit is exactly the same. All your fate depends on dice rolls and how soon you manage to hog the best territories. It is the [[Death Korps of Krieg\|World War I]] of board games, and about as much fun as actual trench warfare.		A terrible, terrible [[board game]] of Napoleonic world conquest where you move around tiny plastic soldiers and cannons and pretend you're making any sort of strategic choices. Even though the pieces are different, every unit is exactly the same. All your fate depends on dice rolls and how soon you manage to hog the best territories. It is the [[Death Korps of Krieg\|World War I]] of board games, and about as much fun as actual trench warfare.

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			[[category:Board Games]]

1d4chan>HussarZwei: /* Variations */

2020-09-15T19:41:01Z

Variations

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	* Risk Revised Edition: The official "Risk plus splatbooks." Has optional rules for missions, castles, new units, etc.		* Risk Revised Edition: The official "Risk plus splatbooks." Has optional rules for missions, castles, new units, etc.
	* Risk Transformers. Not as cool as it sounds.		* Risk Transformers. Not as cool as it sounds.
	* Risk: Star Wars. Three sides: Rebels vs. Empire vs. Hutts, each with a different deck of cards. Force-meter to swing advantages to Rebels or Empire, different objectives for each side... this isn't Risk anymore.		* Risk: Star Wars. Three sides: Rebels vs. Empire vs. Hutts, each with a different deck of cards. Force-meter to swing advantages to Rebels or Empire, different objectives for each side... this isn't Risk anymore, not that it’s a bad thing.
	* Risk: Star Wars Clone Wars. See Risk Star Wars, only it's just The Republic vs. Separatists, and The Republic is fucked when Order 66 happens.		* Risk: Star Wars Clone Wars. See Risk Star Wars, only it's just The Republic vs. Separatists, and The Republic is fucked when Order 66 happens.
	* Lord Of The Rings Risk: Strongholds, Leaders, action cards, a time limit and not the default rules all make it the best Risk game that's actually still Risk. Although because there's only Good and Evil models, you'll be wondering why you're fighting elves vs elves and orks vs orks. Also, without the Trilogy edition or Minas Tirith add-on, you're missing Gondor and Mordor. Which is really stupid.		* Lord Of The Rings Risk: Strongholds, Leaders, action cards, a time limit and not the default rules all make it the best Risk game that's actually still Risk. Although because there's only Good and Evil models, you'll be wondering why you're fighting elves vs elves and orks vs orks. Also, without the Trilogy edition or Minas Tirith add-on, you're missing Gondor and Mordor. Which is really stupid.

46.26.80.10: Where can I read your /tg/ dictatorship rules? I thought this page was not like the discord channel of That Guy.

2020-02-03T13:55:46Z

Where can I read your /tg/ dictatorship rules? I thought this page was not like the discord channel of That Guy.

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	* Assassin Risk: Before the game starts, everyone puts one army unit in a cup, and each player draws a unit without looking. Do NOT show the other players what you drew, unless you drew your own colour -- then show the other players, draw another unit, and put your own colour back in. As soon as a player is eliminated from the game, whoever secretly drew that player's colour wins the game. This eliminates the long boring endgame between two superpowers, and increases the levels of paranoia between players.		* Assassin Risk: Before the game starts, everyone puts one army unit in a cup, and each player draws a unit without looking. Do NOT show the other players what you drew, unless you drew your own colour -- then show the other players, draw another unit, and put your own colour back in. As soon as a player is eliminated from the game, whoever secretly drew that player's colour wins the game. This eliminates the long boring endgame between two superpowers, and increases the levels of paranoia between players.
			* The Only Risk that should be played: Just any risk but when you loose an unit you must drink a shot of high-graduated soft drink.

	Also, the [[40k]] [[Dawn of War]] games Dark crusade and Soulstorm implement the same structure but instead of a territory's conquest determined by 1-4 dicerolls, it is determined by a 5 to 40 minute game of [[40k]]. Needless to say, it's much better.		Also, the [[40k]] [[Dawn of War]] games Dark crusade and Soulstorm implement the same structure but instead of a territory's conquest determined by 1-4 dicerolls, it is determined by a 5 to 40 minute game of [[40k]]. Needless to say, it's much better.

	{{Board Games}}		{{Board Games}}

2600:1700:19C0:2760:FD6D:AD24:F9C7:A2F: Undo revision 632782 by 46.26.80.10 (talk)

2020-02-03T01:29:01Z

Undo revision 632782 by 46.26.80.10 (talk)

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	::''[[Dohohoho\|DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!]]''		::''[[Dohohoho\|DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!]]''
	* Assassin Risk: Before the game starts, everyone puts one army unit in a cup, and each player draws a unit without looking. Do NOT show the other players what you drew, unless you drew your own colour -- then show the other players, draw another unit, and put your own colour back in. As soon as a player is eliminated from the game, whoever secretly drew that player's colour wins the game. This eliminates the long boring endgame between two superpowers, and increases the levels of paranoia between players.		* Assassin Risk: Before the game starts, everyone puts one army unit in a cup, and each player draws a unit without looking. Do NOT show the other players what you drew, unless you drew your own colour -- then show the other players, draw another unit, and put your own colour back in. As soon as a player is eliminated from the game, whoever secretly drew that player's colour wins the game. This eliminates the long boring endgame between two superpowers, and increases the levels of paranoia between players.
	* The Only Risk that should be played: Just any risk but when you loose an unit you must drink a shot of high-graduated soft drink.

	Also, the [[40k]] [[Dawn of War]] games Dark crusade and Soulstorm implement the same structure but instead of a territory's conquest determined by 1-4 dicerolls, it is determined by a 5 to 40 minute game of [[40k]]. Needless to say, it's much better.		Also, the [[40k]] [[Dawn of War]] games Dark crusade and Soulstorm implement the same structure but instead of a territory's conquest determined by 1-4 dicerolls, it is determined by a 5 to 40 minute game of [[40k]]. Needless to say, it's much better.

	{{Board Games}}		{{Board Games}}

46.26.80.10: /* House Rules */

2020-02-02T16:54:28Z

House Rules

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	::''[[Dohohoho\|DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!]]''		::''[[Dohohoho\|DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!]]''
	* Assassin Risk: Before the game starts, everyone puts one army unit in a cup, and each player draws a unit without looking. Do NOT show the other players what you drew, unless you drew your own colour -- then show the other players, draw another unit, and put your own colour back in. As soon as a player is eliminated from the game, whoever secretly drew that player's colour wins the game. This eliminates the long boring endgame between two superpowers, and increases the levels of paranoia between players.		* Assassin Risk: Before the game starts, everyone puts one army unit in a cup, and each player draws a unit without looking. Do NOT show the other players what you drew, unless you drew your own colour -- then show the other players, draw another unit, and put your own colour back in. As soon as a player is eliminated from the game, whoever secretly drew that player's colour wins the game. This eliminates the long boring endgame between two superpowers, and increases the levels of paranoia between players.
			* The Only Risk that should be played: Just any risk but when you loose an unit you must drink a shot of high-graduated soft drink.

	Also, the [[40k]] [[Dawn of War]] games Dark crusade and Soulstorm implement the same structure but instead of a territory's conquest determined by 1-4 dicerolls, it is determined by a 5 to 40 minute game of [[40k]]. Needless to say, it's much better.		Also, the [[40k]] [[Dawn of War]] games Dark crusade and Soulstorm implement the same structure but instead of a territory's conquest determined by 1-4 dicerolls, it is determined by a 5 to 40 minute game of [[40k]]. Needless to say, it's much better.

	{{Board Games}}		{{Board Games}}