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2601:585:8301:76D0:14C:F36D:EE5A:817D at 07:16, 25 March 2021

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	[[Image:Criminal Scum Toilet.jpg\|thumb\|right\|They're always watching.]]"'''STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!'''" and its ~~follow-up~~; "'''YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!'''" ~~is a line~~ used by the [[NPC]] guards in ''[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion\|TES IV: Oblivion]]''. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements or planes of oblivion of Mehrunes Dagon in order to dispense justice.		[[Image:Criminal Scum Toilet.jpg\|thumb\|right\|They're always watching.]]"'''STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH, I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN GOODS, NOW PAY YOUR FINE, OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL'''" and its alternative; "'''STOP, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!'''" are lines used by the [[NPC]] guards in ''[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion\|TES IV: Oblivion]]''. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements or planes of oblivion of Mehrunes Dagon in order to dispense justice.

	Attempting to fight any one of them is futile, as a veritable horde of guardsmen will emerge seemingly out of thin air to kill you. Given Oblivion's shit level scaling mechanic (the guards are ten levels above you), you'll likely be raped harder than a squad of Imperial Guardsmen going up against a Khornate Chaos Lord. Truly, Cyrodil must have been the most lawful of all realms. Truly, Uriel Septim VII was a good Emperor.		Attempting to fight any one of them is futile, as a veritable horde of guardsmen will emerge seemingly out of thin air to kill you. Given Oblivion's shit level scaling mechanic (the guards are ten levels above you), you'll likely be raped harder than a squad of Imperial Guardsmen going up against a Khornate Chaos Lord. Truly, Cyrodil must have been the most lawful of all realms. Truly, Uriel Septim VII was a good Emperor.

1d4chan>LGX-000 at 11:36, 21 March 2019

2019-03-21T11:36:25Z

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	[[Image:Criminal Scum Toilet.jpg\|thumb\|right\|They're always watching.]]"'''STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!'''" and its follow-up; "'''YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!'''" is a line used by the [[NPC]] guards in [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion\|TES IV: Oblivion]]. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements or planes of oblivion of Mehrunes Dagon in order to dispense justice.		[[Image:Criminal Scum Toilet.jpg\|thumb\|right\|They're always watching.]]"'''STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!'''" and its follow-up; "'''YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!'''" is a line used by the [[NPC]] guards in ''[[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion\|TES IV: Oblivion]]''. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements or planes of oblivion of Mehrunes Dagon in order to dispense justice.

	Attempting to fight any one of them is futile, as a veritable horde of guardsmen will emerge seemingly out of thin air to kill you. Given Oblivion's shit level scaling mechanic (the guards are ten levels above you), you'll likely be raped harder than a squad of Imperial Guardsmen going up against a Khornate Chaos Lord. Truly, Cyrodil must have been the most lawful of all realms. Truly, Uriel Septim VII was a good Emperor. ~~No wonder the Mythic Dawn wanted him dead~~		Attempting to fight any one of them is futile, as a veritable horde of guardsmen will emerge seemingly out of thin air to kill you. Given Oblivion's shit level scaling mechanic (the guards are ten levels above you), you'll likely be raped harder than a squad of Imperial Guardsmen going up against a Khornate Chaos Lord. Truly, Cyrodil must have been the most lawful of all realms. Truly, Uriel Septim VII was a good Emperor.

	The phrase itself is used to indicate a strong focus on law and justice, and may be used in any of your daily discussions dealing in lawful society or organisation.		The phrase itself is used to indicate a strong focus on law and justice, and may be used in any of your daily discussions dealing in lawful society or organisation.

37.110.218.43 at 10:07, 21 March 2019

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	[[Image:Criminal Scum Toilet.jpg\|thumb\|right\|They're always watching.]]"'''STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!'''" and its follow-up; "'''YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!'''" is a line used by the [[NPC]] guards in [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion\|TES IV: Oblivion]]. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements or planes of oblivion of Mehrunes Dagon in order to dispense justice.		[[Image:Criminal Scum Toilet.jpg\|thumb\|right\|They're always watching.]]"'''STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!'''" and its follow-up; "'''YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!'''" is a line used by the [[NPC]] guards in [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion\|TES IV: Oblivion]]. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements or planes of oblivion of Mehrunes Dagon in order to dispense justice.

	Attempting to fight any one of them is futile, as a veritable horde of guardsmen will emerge seemingly out of thin air to kill you. Given Oblivion's shit level scaling mechanic (the guards are ten levels above you), you'll likely be raped harder than a squad of Imperial Guardsmen going up against a Khornate Chaos Lord. Truly, Cyrodil must have been the most lawful of all realms. Truly, Uriel Septim VII was a good Emperor.		Attempting to fight any one of them is futile, as a veritable horde of guardsmen will emerge seemingly out of thin air to kill you. Given Oblivion's shit level scaling mechanic (the guards are ten levels above you), you'll likely be raped harder than a squad of Imperial Guardsmen going up against a Khornate Chaos Lord. Truly, Cyrodil must have been the most lawful of all realms. Truly, Uriel Septim VII was a good Emperor. No wonder the Mythic Dawn wanted him dead

	The phrase itself is used to indicate a strong focus on law and justice, and may be used in any of your daily discussions dealing in lawful society or organisation.		The phrase itself is used to indicate a strong focus on law and justice, and may be used in any of your daily discussions dealing in lawful society or organisation.

1d4chan>Kracked Mynd at 03:58, 4 February 2019

2019-02-04T03:58:14Z

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	The phrase itself is used to indicate a strong focus on law and justice, and may be used in any of your daily discussions dealing in lawful society or organisation.		The phrase itself is used to indicate a strong focus on law and justice, and may be used in any of your daily discussions dealing in lawful society or organisation.

	This line was sadly not kept in for the sequel; Skyrim, instead we have [[Butthurt\|~~fag~~]]-'''BY ORDER OF THE JARL! STOP RIGHT THERE!''' '''You have committed [[Heresy\|crimes]] against [[Terra\|~~skyrim~~]] and her people, what say you in your defense?'''		This line was sadly not kept in for the sequel; Skyrim, instead we have the [[Butthurt\|half-assed]]: '''BY ORDER OF THE JARL! STOP RIGHT THERE!''' '''You have committed [[Heresy\|crimes]] against [[Terra\|Skyrim]] and her people, what say you in your defense?'''

	Back in Morrowind, we had Ordinators instead of guards, who growled "We're watching you, scum" in their <S>awesome</S> shitty, choking on each other's cum accents. Before that, in Daggerfall, there was an endless chorus of HALT!, repeated by the guards as a mantra whenever you did a crime. So the first game has no guard-related memes.		Back in Morrowind, we had Ordinators instead of guards, who growled "We're watching you, scum" in their <S>awesome</S> shitty, choking on each other's cum accents. Before that, in Daggerfall, there was an endless chorus of HALT!, repeated by the guards as a mantra whenever you did a crime. So the first game has no guard-related memes.

1d4chan>Kracked Mynd at 04:03, 7 December 2018

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	[[Image:Criminal Scum Toilet.jpg\|thumb\|right\|They're always watching.]]"'''STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!'''" and its follow-up; "'''YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!'''" is a line used by the [[NPC]] guards in [[~~The_Elder_Scrolls#The_Elder_Scrolls_IV~~:~~_Oblivion~~\|TES IV: Oblivion]]. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements or planes of oblivion of Mehrunes Dagon in order to dispense justice.		[[Image:Criminal Scum Toilet.jpg\|thumb\|right\|They're always watching.]]"'''STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!'''" and its follow-up; "'''YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!'''" is a line used by the [[NPC]] guards in [[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion\|TES IV: Oblivion]]. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements or planes of oblivion of Mehrunes Dagon in order to dispense justice.

	Attempting to fight any one of them is futile, as a veritable horde of guardsmen will emerge seemingly out of thin air to kill you. Given Oblivion's shit level scaling mechanic (the guards are ten levels above you), you'll likely be raped harder than a squad of Imperial Guardsmen going up against a Khornate Chaos Lord. Truly, Cyrodil must have been the most lawful of all realms. Truly, Uriel Septim VII was a good Emperor.		Attempting to fight any one of them is futile, as a veritable horde of guardsmen will emerge seemingly out of thin air to kill you. Given Oblivion's shit level scaling mechanic (the guards are ten levels above you), you'll likely be raped harder than a squad of Imperial Guardsmen going up against a Khornate Chaos Lord. Truly, Cyrodil must have been the most lawful of all realms. Truly, Uriel Septim VII was a good Emperor.

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	*[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0 STOP RIGHT THERE, YOUTUBE SCUM]		*[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0 STOP RIGHT THERE, YOUTUBE SCUM]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8&feature=related PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!]		*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8&feature=related PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!]
	*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao474HxTveI&feature=related STOP RIGHT THERE PONY SCUM]

	==Gallery==		==Gallery==

2601:205:8301:7952:B0BC:9193:1A1F:B72B: Undo revision 479204 by 69.157.140.181 (talk)

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	This line was sadly not kept in for the sequel; Skyrim, instead we have [[Butthurt\|fag]]-'''BY ORDER OF THE JARL! STOP RIGHT THERE!''' '''You have committed [[Heresy\|crimes]] against [[Terra\|skyrim]] and her people, what say you in your defense?'''		This line was sadly not kept in for the sequel; Skyrim, instead we have [[Butthurt\|fag]]-'''BY ORDER OF THE JARL! STOP RIGHT THERE!''' '''You have committed [[Heresy\|crimes]] against [[Terra\|skyrim]] and her people, what say you in your defense?'''

	Back in Morrowind, we had Ordinators instead of guards, who growled "We're watching you, scum" in their <S>awesome</S> accents. Before that, in Daggerfall, there was an endless chorus of HALT!, repeated by the guards as a mantra whenever you did a crime. So the first game has no guard-related memes.		Back in Morrowind, we had Ordinators instead of guards, who growled "We're watching you, scum" in their <S>awesome</S> shitty, choking on each other's cum accents. Before that, in Daggerfall, there was an endless chorus of HALT!, repeated by the guards as a mantra whenever you did a crime. So the first game has no guard-related memes.
	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0 STOP RIGHT THERE, YOUTUBE SCUM]		*[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0 STOP RIGHT THERE, YOUTUBE SCUM]

69.157.140.181 at 03:13, 9 March 2018

2018-03-09T03:13:59Z

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	This line was sadly not kept in for the sequel; Skyrim, instead we have [[Butthurt\|fag]]-'''BY ORDER OF THE JARL! STOP RIGHT THERE!''' '''You have committed [[Heresy\|crimes]] against [[Terra\|skyrim]] and her people, what say you in your defense?'''		This line was sadly not kept in for the sequel; Skyrim, instead we have [[Butthurt\|fag]]-'''BY ORDER OF THE JARL! STOP RIGHT THERE!''' '''You have committed [[Heresy\|crimes]] against [[Terra\|skyrim]] and her people, what say you in your defense?'''

	Back in Morrowind, we had Ordinators instead of guards, who growled "We're watching you, scum" in their <S>awesome</S> ~~shitty, choking on each other's cum~~ accents. Before that, in Daggerfall, there was an endless chorus of HALT!, repeated by the guards as a mantra whenever you did a crime. So the first game has no guard-related memes.		Back in Morrowind, we had Ordinators instead of guards, who growled "We're watching you, scum" in their <S>awesome</S> accents. Before that, in Daggerfall, there was an endless chorus of HALT!, repeated by the guards as a mantra whenever you did a crime. So the first game has no guard-related memes.
	==External Links==		==External Links==
	*[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0 STOP RIGHT THERE, YOUTUBE SCUM]		*[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0 STOP RIGHT THERE, YOUTUBE SCUM]