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	'''Jack''': One badass motherfucker. However, as a character he doesn't have too much personality, being the basic stoic hero that we usually see. Still has enough to stay interesting though. While a standard good guy who proves [[Stupid Good\| too nice for his own good]] he is by no means stupid. He makes a lot of friends but rarely meets up with them again. However, in the final season, he has become a depressed, nihilistic shell of a man, constantly beset by bouts of PTSD and extreme thoughts of suicide (in true samurai fashion, he even attempts seppuku in his most desperate moments). The realization has finally set in that everyone he knows and loves is not only dead, but they died believing Jack failed or abandoned them when Aku threw him in time, made worse by the fact that his enchanted sword, the only thing that can kill Aku, is missing. And not only that, but apparently, Aku has found and destroyed most, if not all, of the time portals, leaving Jack stuck in the future. Even old age will no longer claim him, as Jack has ceased aging as a side effect of initial time travel (this is debatable as to whether it really is something scientific or a result of the Gods basically saying "Your ass doesn't get to rejoin your family until you kill that sorry son of a bitch"). Eventually takes Ashi as a lover. Finally goes back to the past and kills Aku, but in doing so erases Ashi from existence. Unless you played Battle Through Time and collected everything.		'''Jack''': One badass motherfucker. However, as a character he doesn't have too much personality, being the basic stoic hero that we usually see. Still has enough to stay interesting though. While a standard good guy who proves [[Stupid Good\| too nice for his own good]] he is by no means stupid. He makes a lot of friends but rarely meets up with them again. However, in the final season, he has become a depressed, nihilistic shell of a man, constantly beset by bouts of PTSD and extreme thoughts of suicide (in true samurai fashion, he even attempts seppuku in his most desperate moments). The realization has finally set in that everyone he knows and loves is not only dead, but they died believing Jack failed or abandoned them when Aku threw him in time, made worse by the fact that his enchanted sword, the only thing that can kill Aku, is missing. And not only that, but apparently, Aku has found and destroyed most, if not all, of the time portals, leaving Jack stuck in the future. Even old age will no longer claim him, as Jack has ceased aging as a side effect of initial time travel (this is debatable as to whether it really is something scientific or a result of the Gods basically saying "Your ass doesn't get to rejoin your family until you kill that sorry son of a bitch"). Eventually takes Ashi as a lover. Finally goes back to the past and kills Aku, but in doing so erases Ashi from existence. Unless you played Battle Through Time and collected everything.

	'''Aku''': THA SHAPESHIFTING MASTA OV MASTAS, THE DELIVERAH OV DAHKNESS, DA SHOGUN OV SORROW, equal parts hilarious and fucking evil. Speaks in ultra engrish (but this is intentional on his first voice actor's part, the glorious and the late Mako Iwamatsu. His driving goal is to <s>take over the world</s> maintain control of the world, having ''already'' taken it over centuries past by the time Jack comes out of the time portal~~. Greg Baldwin stuck with that style to voice Aku in the final season after Mako died.)~~ and is even more stupid evil than the love child of [[Masters of the Universe\|Skeletor]], [[Transformers\|Megatron]] and the [[Marines Malevolent]]. Well, maybe not entirely stupid-evil. He once disguised himself [[Trap\|as a woman]] that got close to Jack, and now the poor bastard has had trust issues ever since (he later tried to disguise himself to lure Jack into a trap a second time but [[Not As Planned\| this Jack saw through it and played along to lure Aku into a trap]]). He also nearly killed Jack by luring him into a giant graveyard, raising an army of zombies and ghosts to kill Jack then getting a ghost to steal Jack's sword and give to Aku (which only failed because of a divine mandate that the sword can't be used for evil thus it literally stopped when Aku tried to stab Jack). Still, Aku is about as hammy as Skeletor, but won't bat an eye at wiping out innocent civilians without a second thought. In the final season, he has basically become a neurotic, depressed shut-in, having completely lost interest in actively watching or trying to kill Jack, or even doing much of ''anything'' outside his lair. After so many failed attempts to kill Jack he gave up and destroyed all the time portals on Earth in hopes he would eventually '''DIE''' after growing old (he's unaware that Jackio has lost his sword, aka the one thing that can kill him). Aku now spends his time having therapy sessions with himself over the fact that he could be stuck with a now-immortal Jack ''forever,'' and occasionally roflestomping attacking armies in the hope that it might get him out of his slump (it doesn't). However, what DOES lift him out of his depression is the discovery of the existence of his daughter, who just happens to be Jack's girlfriend. (Being Aku, though, it just means that he now has a way to emotionally torture Jack, via controlling his daughter like a puppet on strings.) He meets his end in the series finale.		'''Aku''': THA SHAPESHIFTING MASTA OV MASTAS, THE DELIVERAH OV DAHKNESS, DA SHOGUN OV SORROW, equal parts hilarious and fucking evil. Speaks in ultra engrish (but this is intentional on his first voice actor's part, the glorious and the late Mako Iwamatsu.
			Greg Baldwin stuck with that style to voice Aku in the final season after Mako died.) His driving goal is to <s>take over the world</s> maintain control of the world, having ''already'' taken it over centuries past by the time Jack comes out of the time portal, and is even more stupid evil than the love child of [[Masters of the Universe\|Skeletor]], [[Transformers\|Megatron]] and the [[Marines Malevolent]]. Well, maybe not entirely stupid-evil. He once disguised himself [[Trap\|as a woman]] that got close to Jack, and now the poor bastard has had trust issues ever since (he later tried to disguise himself to lure Jack into a trap a second time but [[Not As Planned\| this Jack saw through it and played along to lure Aku into a trap]]). He also nearly killed Jack by luring him into a giant graveyard, raising an army of zombies and ghosts to kill Jack then getting a ghost to steal Jack's sword and give to Aku (which only failed because of a divine mandate that the sword can't be used for evil thus it literally stopped when Aku tried to stab Jack). Still, Aku is about as hammy as Skeletor, but won't bat an eye at wiping out innocent civilians without a second thought. In the final season, he has basically become a neurotic, depressed shut-in, having completely lost interest in actively watching or trying to kill Jack, or even doing much of ''anything'' outside his lair. After so many failed attempts to kill Jack he gave up and destroyed all the time portals on Earth in hopes he would eventually '''DIE''' after growing old (he's unaware that Jackio has lost his sword, aka the one thing that can kill him). Aku now spends his time having therapy sessions with himself over the fact that he could be stuck with a now-immortal Jack ''forever,'' and occasionally roflestomping attacking armies in the hope that it might get him out of his slump (it doesn't). However, what DOES lift him out of his depression is the discovery of the existence of his daughter, who just happens to be Jack's girlfriend. (Being Aku, though, it just means that he now has a way to emotionally torture Jack, via controlling his daughter like a puppet on strings). He meets his end in the series finale.

	Aku is notable amongst BBEGs in that his backstory is quite unlike any other. See, in the primordial past there was this vast, unintelligent black mass of pure evil that was going around eating entire solar systems. The Chief gods of ''three separate pantheons'' (Odin, Ra, and Vishnu) had to show up at the same time to put a stop to it, but even then two were nearly corrupted by it. They managed to completely destroy it, save for one small fragment that escaped their notice. This fragment drifted through space for untold stretches of time, before crashing on Earth and obliterating the dinosaurs. For the next sixty five million years it basically ~~ammounted~~ to an evil tar pit, growing a little bigger (and sprouting another weird black tree for some reason) with each victim it took. Cut to Feudal Japan, where it's started eating the Emperor's (Jack's dad) peasants. Realizing that the thing will probably eat the whole world if allowed to, the Emperor is given a jar of... something that ~~looks maybe like~~ poison... with which to kill it. However, it instead granted the puddle sapience; Aku was born. It's never actually explained just what the poison was or why it didn't have the intended effect, nor is the question of whether Aku remembers his time as a mindless space blob ever ~~addresed~~.		Aku is notable amongst BBEGs in that his backstory is quite unlike any other. See, in the primordial past there was this vast, unintelligent black mass of pure evil that was going around eating entire solar systems. The Chief gods of ''three separate pantheons'' (Odin, Ra, and Vishnu) had to show up at the same time to put a stop to it, but even then two were nearly corrupted by it. They managed to completely destroy it, save for one small fragment that escaped their notice. This fragment drifted through space for untold stretches of time, before crashing on Earth and obliterating the dinosaurs. For the next sixty-five million years it basically amounted to an evil tar pit, growing a little bigger (and sprouting another weird black tree for some reason) with each victim it took. Cut to Feudal Japan, where it's started eating the Emperor's (Jack's dad) peasants. Realizing that the thing will probably eat the whole world if allowed to, the Emperor is given a jar of... something that may be poison... with which to kill it. However, it instead granted the puddle sapience; Aku was born. It's never actually explained just what the poison was or why it didn't have the intended effect, nor is the question of whether Aku remembers his time as a mindless space blob ever addressed.

	Given all that, you may be wondering whether Aku is supposed to be a god or not. Well, kinda-sorta. In his current sapient state he can be treated as a go for most purposes, ~~but~~ over the course of the show there are several times where he has to go up against an ''actual'' god, and he always gets curbstomped just as badly as any mortal would going up against Aku.		Given all that, you may be wondering whether Aku is supposed to be a god or not. Well, kinda-sorta. In his current sapient state, he can be treated as a god for most purposes, and definitely wants to be viewed as one. But over the course of the show there are several times where he has to go up against an ''actual'' god, and he always gets curbstomped just as badly as any mortal would going up against Aku.

	'''Ashi''': One of the 'Seven Daughters of Aku', which is an assassin cult dedicated to hunting down Jack. Initially did extremely well during their first fight with Jack. Even having the honor of being the few beings in the show that were very, very close to killing Jack (the only others that came close at that point are Aku himself, the semi-divine Minions of Set, the Guardian and a creepy soul-eating wolf demon in a haunted house), as he barely escaped and was bleeding out from a gut-shot. Though after Jack gets his second wind, he kills them off one by one, with Ashi being the only confirmed survivor. At first, she utterly hates Jack and believes him to be the one responsible for ravaging the Earth, but soon comes to learn that this isn't the case at all. Oh, and that's not a black bodysuit she's wearing. [[PROMOTIONS\|She's actually ass-naked the first few episodes]] - [[FATAL\|because that's actually red-hot ash seared onto her skin]]. Being set up to become one of the main protagonists of the final season. Loves the beauty of Mother Nature, and this is reflected in her new choice of dress, which is basically a [[Rule 34\|sexy Tinkerbell outfit made of leaves and flowers]]. In the seventh episode, she proves she is definitely not [[-4 Str\|-4 Str]], when she obliterates an entire army of <s>Orcs</s> ugly man that were mistaken as orc in a blood-drenched frenzy that probably made Khorne get a hard on. Now officially Jack's lover, much to the chagrin of /pol/acks (/pol/ doesn't watch cartoons and why would they care for that matter?) and tumblrinas, both. Dean Martin fans however got a surprise shoutout. Oh, and remember that bit about her being a daughter of Aku? Well, it kind of turns out, she actually ''is'' his daughter. [[FATAL\|To make a long story thankfully short, Ashi's bitch of a mom drinks Aku's dark energy-semen and gets pregnant by it]]. This actually enables Aku to control her. At will. [[Grimdark\|Yeah...]] Ashi's existence proves that ancient eldritch abominations can get lonely, this gives frightening credence to some neckbeard's theories on Khorne and Slaanesh's.....relationship with each other..... As Ashi was the daughter of Aku, [[Grimdark\|she incidentally get's erased from the timeline; right as she and Jack were about to get married after they defeated Aku.]] [[Lamenters\|She seemed aware of this fact from the get-go meaning that she sacrificed herself so that her beloved could save the universe...For those we cherish we die in glory ;_;]]. Unfortunately, waifu sacrifice gag was used by [[anime\|Gurren Lagann]] already so it was not as dramatic as it is. Can finally earn her happy ending in Battle Through Time if you collect everything.		'''Ashi''': One of the 'Seven Daughters of Aku', which is an assassin cult dedicated to hunting down Jack. Initially did extremely well during their first fight with Jack. Even having the honor of being the few beings in the show that were very, very close to killing Jack (the only others that came close at that point are Aku himself, the semi-divine Minions of Set, the Guardian and a creepy soul-eating wolf demon in a haunted house), as he barely escaped and was bleeding out from a gut-shot. Though after Jack gets his second wind, he kills them off one by one, with Ashi being the only confirmed survivor. At first, she utterly hates Jack and believes him to be the one responsible for ravaging the Earth, but soon comes to learn that this isn't the case at all. Oh, and that's not a black bodysuit she's wearing. [[PROMOTIONS\|She's actually ass-naked the first few episodes]] - [[FATAL\|because that's actually red-hot ash seared onto her skin]]. Being set up to become one of the main protagonists of the final season. Loves the beauty of Mother Nature, and this is reflected in her new choice of dress, which is basically a [[Rule 34\|sexy Tinkerbell outfit made of leaves and flowers]]. In the seventh episode, she proves she is definitely not [[-4 Str\|-4 Str]], when she obliterates an entire army of <s>Orcs</s> ugly man that were mistaken as orc in a blood-drenched frenzy that probably made Khorne get a hard on. Now officially Jack's lover, much to the chagrin of /pol/acks (/pol/ doesn't watch cartoons and why would they care for that matter?) and tumblrinas, both. Dean Martin fans however got a surprise shoutout. Oh, and remember that bit about her being a daughter of Aku? Well, it kind of turns out, she actually ''is'' his daughter. [[FATAL\|To make a long story thankfully short, Ashi's bitch of a mom drinks Aku's dark energy-semen and gets pregnant by it]]. This actually enables Aku to control her. At will. [[Grimdark\|Yeah...]] Ashi's existence proves that ancient eldritch abominations can get lonely, this gives frightening credence to some neckbeard's theories on Khorne and Slaanesh's.....relationship with each other..... As Ashi was the daughter of Aku, [[Grimdark\|she incidentally get's erased from the timeline; right as she and Jack were about to get married after they defeated Aku.]] [[Lamenters\|She seemed aware of this fact from the get-go meaning that she sacrificed herself so that her beloved could save the universe...For those we cherish we die in glory ;_;]]. Unfortunately, waifu sacrifice gag was used by [[anime\|Gurren Lagann]] already so it was not as dramatic as it is. Can finally earn her happy ending in Battle Through Time if you collect everything.

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Felt it worth mentioning that the Scotsman is the only non-supernatural character who matches Jack's prowess with a sword.

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	'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.		'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.

	'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME\|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]], ~~and nearly as big~~ a bounty on ~~h is~~ head as ''Jack''. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome\|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.		'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME\|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]], a bounty on his head almost as huge as ''Jack's'', and is [[awesome\|the only non-supernatural character in the entire series that can evenly match Jack in a straight-up swordfight]]. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome\|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.

	'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the space demon when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.		'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the space demon when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.

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	'''DA SA-MOO-RAH''': Imagine Black Dynamite if he dressed like MC Hammer, was an arrogant and ineffectual blowhard (well, ineffectual compared to the other characters on the show, he at ~~last~~ proves that he has ''some'' genuine combat prowess), challenges Jack to a fight, gets his ass handed to him, saves Jack's life, learns some motherfucking humility, everyone leaves happy. Oh and he listens to Parliament apparently. It was fanon that he would become a badass later on due to getting a lesson in humility from Jack but it turned out he instead became a shit eating old bartender in the final season, resigned to listening to has-been bounty hunters whine about how Jack kicked their pathetic, robot asses. While there was a gap of at least fifty years between their first meeting, [[FAIL\|it's revealed that Da Samurai laid down his sword because he thought he wasn't cut out for that life rather than rising to the challenge and becoming a badass]]. It seems he finally learned his lesson in Battle Through Time as he joins in the final battle to fight Aku's army.		'''DA SA-MOO-RAH''': Imagine Black Dynamite if he dressed like MC Hammer, was an arrogant and ineffectual blowhard (well, ineffectual compared to the other characters on the show, he at least proves that he has ''some'' genuine combat prowess), challenges Jack to a fight, gets his ass handed to him, saves Jack's life, learns some motherfucking humility, everyone leaves happy. Oh and he listens to Parliament apparently. It was fanon that he would become a badass later on due to getting a lesson in humility from Jack but it turned out he instead became a shit eating old bartender in the final season, resigned to listening to has-been bounty hunters whine about how Jack kicked their pathetic, robot asses. While there was a gap of at least fifty years between their first meeting, [[FAIL\|it's revealed that Da Samurai laid down his sword because he thought he wasn't cut out for that life rather than rising to the challenge and becoming a badass]]. It seems he finally learned his lesson in Battle Through Time as he joins in the final battle to fight Aku's army.

	'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.		'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.

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	'''DA SA-MOO-RAH''': Imagine Black Dynamite if he dressed like MC Hammer, was an arrogant and ineffectual blowhard, challenges Jack to a fight, gets his ass handed to him, saves Jack's life, learns some motherfucking humility, everyone leaves happy. Oh and he listens to Parliament apparently. It was fanon that he would become a badass later on due to getting a lesson in humility from Jack but it turned out he instead became a shit eating old bartender in the final season, resigned to listening to has-been bounty hunters whine about how Jack kicked their pathetic, robot asses. While there was a gap of at least fifty years between their first meeting, [[FAIL\|it's revealed that Da Samurai laid down his sword because he thought he wasn't cut out for that life rather than rising to the challenge and becoming a badass]]. It seems he finally learned his lesson in Battle Through Time as he joins in the final battle to fight Aku's army.		'''DA SA-MOO-RAH''': Imagine Black Dynamite if he dressed like MC Hammer, was an arrogant and ineffectual blowhard (well, ineffectual compared to the other characters on the show, he at last proves that he has ''some'' genuine combat prowess), challenges Jack to a fight, gets his ass handed to him, saves Jack's life, learns some motherfucking humility, everyone leaves happy. Oh and he listens to Parliament apparently. It was fanon that he would become a badass later on due to getting a lesson in humility from Jack but it turned out he instead became a shit eating old bartender in the final season, resigned to listening to has-been bounty hunters whine about how Jack kicked their pathetic, robot asses. While there was a gap of at least fifty years between their first meeting, [[FAIL\|it's revealed that Da Samurai laid down his sword because he thought he wasn't cut out for that life rather than rising to the challenge and becoming a badass]]. It seems he finally learned his lesson in Battle Through Time as he joins in the final battle to fight Aku's army.

	'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words). Grown men still cry over this episode.		'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.

	'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME\|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]]. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome\|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.		'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME\|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]], and nearly as big a bounty on h is head as ''Jack''. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome\|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.

	'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the ~~demonic wizard~~ when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.		'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the space demon when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.

	'''The Guardian''': A Morpheus-looking brotherfucker stuck to guard a working time portal Jack wanted to use - and failed. In fact he's just about the only guy in the future capable of taking on Jack in a fight and completely and utterly [[Rape\|handing him his ass]]. That's supposed to change in the future, though, as Jack was simply not destined to defeat him just yet. However, that got shitcanned when Aku was confirmed to have destroyed the portal and killed the Guardian. Despite Battle Through Time being the perfect plot opportunity for him to come back, [[FAIL\|he doesn't]].		'''The Guardian''': A Morpheus-looking brotherfucker stuck to guard a working time portal Jack wanted to use - and failed. In fact he's just about the only guy in the future capable of taking on Jack in a fight and completely and utterly [[Rape\|handing him his ass]]. That's supposed to change in the future, though, as Jack was simply not destined to defeat him just yet. However, that got shitcanned when Aku was confirmed to have destroyed the portal and killed the Guardian. Despite Battle Through Time being the perfect plot opportunity for him to come back, [[FAIL\|he doesn't]].

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	'''Aku''': THA SHAPESHIFTING MASTA OV MASTAS, THE DELIVERAH OV DAHKNESS, DA SHOGUN OV SORROW, equal parts hilarious and fucking evil. Speaks in ultra engrish (but this is intentional on his first voice actor's part, the glorious and the late Mako Iwamatsu. His driving goal is to <s>take over the world</s> maintain control of the world, having ''already'' taken it over centuries past by the time Jack comes out of the time portal. Greg Baldwin stuck with that style to voice Aku in the final season after Mako died.) and is even more stupid evil than the love child of [[Masters of the Universe\|Skeletor]], [[Transformers\|Megatron]] and the [[Marines Malevolent]]. Well, maybe not entirely stupid-evil. He once disguised himself [[Trap\|as a woman]] that got close to Jack, and now the poor bastard has had trust issues ever since (he later tried to disguise himself to lure Jack into a trap a second time but [[Not As Planned\| this Jack saw through it and played along to lure Aku into a trap]]). He also nearly killed Jack by luring him into a giant graveyard, raising an army of zombies and ghosts to kill Jack then getting a ghost to steal Jack's sword and give to Aku (which only failed because of a divine mandate that the sword can't be used for evil thus it literally stopped when Aku tried to stab Jack). Still, Aku is about as hammy as Skeletor, but won't bat an eye at wiping out innocent civilians without a second thought. In the final season, he has basically become a neurotic, depressed shut-in, having completely lost interest in actively watching or trying to kill Jack, or even doing much of ''anything'' outside his lair. After so many failed attempts to kill Jack he gave up and destroyed all the time portals on Earth in hopes he would eventually '''DIE''' after growing old (he's unaware that Jackio has lost his sword, aka the one thing that can kill him). Aku now spends his time having therapy sessions with himself over the fact that he could be stuck with a now-immortal Jack ''forever,'' and occasionally roflestomping attacking armies in the hope that it might get him out of his slump (it doesn't). However, what DOES lift him out of his depression is the discovery of the existence of his daughter, who just happens to be Jack's girlfriend. (Being Aku, though, it just means that he now has a way to emotionally torture Jack, via controlling his daughter like a puppet on strings.) He meets his end in the series finale.		'''Aku''': THA SHAPESHIFTING MASTA OV MASTAS, THE DELIVERAH OV DAHKNESS, DA SHOGUN OV SORROW, equal parts hilarious and fucking evil. Speaks in ultra engrish (but this is intentional on his first voice actor's part, the glorious and the late Mako Iwamatsu. His driving goal is to <s>take over the world</s> maintain control of the world, having ''already'' taken it over centuries past by the time Jack comes out of the time portal. Greg Baldwin stuck with that style to voice Aku in the final season after Mako died.) and is even more stupid evil than the love child of [[Masters of the Universe\|Skeletor]], [[Transformers\|Megatron]] and the [[Marines Malevolent]]. Well, maybe not entirely stupid-evil. He once disguised himself [[Trap\|as a woman]] that got close to Jack, and now the poor bastard has had trust issues ever since (he later tried to disguise himself to lure Jack into a trap a second time but [[Not As Planned\| this Jack saw through it and played along to lure Aku into a trap]]). He also nearly killed Jack by luring him into a giant graveyard, raising an army of zombies and ghosts to kill Jack then getting a ghost to steal Jack's sword and give to Aku (which only failed because of a divine mandate that the sword can't be used for evil thus it literally stopped when Aku tried to stab Jack). Still, Aku is about as hammy as Skeletor, but won't bat an eye at wiping out innocent civilians without a second thought. In the final season, he has basically become a neurotic, depressed shut-in, having completely lost interest in actively watching or trying to kill Jack, or even doing much of ''anything'' outside his lair. After so many failed attempts to kill Jack he gave up and destroyed all the time portals on Earth in hopes he would eventually '''DIE''' after growing old (he's unaware that Jackio has lost his sword, aka the one thing that can kill him). Aku now spends his time having therapy sessions with himself over the fact that he could be stuck with a now-immortal Jack ''forever,'' and occasionally roflestomping attacking armies in the hope that it might get him out of his slump (it doesn't). However, what DOES lift him out of his depression is the discovery of the existence of his daughter, who just happens to be Jack's girlfriend. (Being Aku, though, it just means that he now has a way to emotionally torture Jack, via controlling his daughter like a puppet on strings.) He meets his end in the series finale.

	Aku is notable amongst BBEGs in that his backstory is quite unlike any other. See, in the primordial past there was this vast, unintelligent black mass of pure evil that was going around eating entire solar systems. The Chief gods of ''three separate pantheons'' (Odin, Ra, and Vishnu) had to show up at the same time to put a stop to it, but even then two were nearly corrupted by it. They managed to completely destroy it, save for one small fragment that escaped their notice. This fragment drifted through space for untold stretches of time, before crashing on Earth and obliterating the dinosaurs. For the next sixty five million years it basically ammounted to an evil tar pit, growing a little bigger (and sprouting another weird black tree for some reason) with each victim it took. Cut to Feudal Japan, where it's started eating the Emperor's (Jack's dad) peasants. Realizing that the thing will probably eat the whole world if allowed to, the Emperor is given a jar of... something that looks maybe like poison... with which to kill it. However~~, instead of killing it~~, it instead granted the puddle sapience; Aku was born. It's never actually explained just what the poison was or why it didn't have the intended effect, nor is the question of whether Aku remembers his time as a mindless space blob ever addresed.		Aku is notable amongst BBEGs in that his backstory is quite unlike any other. See, in the primordial past there was this vast, unintelligent black mass of pure evil that was going around eating entire solar systems. The Chief gods of ''three separate pantheons'' (Odin, Ra, and Vishnu) had to show up at the same time to put a stop to it, but even then two were nearly corrupted by it. They managed to completely destroy it, save for one small fragment that escaped their notice. This fragment drifted through space for untold stretches of time, before crashing on Earth and obliterating the dinosaurs. For the next sixty five million years it basically ammounted to an evil tar pit, growing a little bigger (and sprouting another weird black tree for some reason) with each victim it took. Cut to Feudal Japan, where it's started eating the Emperor's (Jack's dad) peasants. Realizing that the thing will probably eat the whole world if allowed to, the Emperor is given a jar of... something that looks maybe like poison... with which to kill it. However, it instead granted the puddle sapience; Aku was born. It's never actually explained just what the poison was or why it didn't have the intended effect, nor is the question of whether Aku remembers his time as a mindless space blob ever addresed.

	Given all that, you may be wondering whether Aku is supposed to be a god or not. Well, kinda-sorta. In his current sapient state he can be treated as a go for most purposes, but over the course of the show there are several times where he has to go up against an ''actual'' god, and he always gets curbstomped just as badly as any mortal would going up against Aku.		Given all that, you may be wondering whether Aku is supposed to be a god or not. Well, kinda-sorta. In his current sapient state he can be treated as a go for most purposes, but over the course of the show there are several times where he has to go up against an ''actual'' god, and he always gets curbstomped just as badly as any mortal would going up against Aku.

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	'''Aku''': THA SHAPESHIFTING MASTA OV MASTAS, THE DELIVERAH OV DAHKNESS, DA SHOGUN OV SORROW, equal parts hilarious and fucking evil. Speaks in ultra engrish (but this is intentional on his first voice actor's part, the glorious and the late Mako Iwamatsu. His driving goal is to <s>take over the world</s> maintain control of the world, having ''already'' taken it over centuries past by the time Jack comes out of the time portal. Greg Baldwin stuck with that style to voice Aku in the final season after Mako died.) and is even more stupid evil than the love child of [[Masters of the Universe\|Skeletor]], [[Transformers\|Megatron]] and the [[Marines Malevolent]]. Well, maybe not entirely stupid-evil. He once disguised himself [[Trap\|as a woman]] that got close to Jack, and now the poor bastard has had trust issues ever since (he later tried to disguise himself to lure Jack into a trap a second time but [[Not As Planned\| this Jack saw through it and played along to lure Aku into a trap]]). He also nearly killed Jack by luring him into a giant graveyard, raising an army of zombies and ghosts to kill Jack then getting a ghost to steal Jack's sword and give to Aku (which only failed because of a divine mandate that the sword can't be used for evil thus it literally stopped when Aku tried to stab Jack). Still, Aku is about as hammy as Skeletor, but won't bat an eye at wiping out innocent civilians without a second thought. In the final season, he has basically become a neurotic, depressed shut-in, having completely lost interest in actively watching or trying to kill Jack, or even doing much of ''anything'' outside his lair. After so many failed attempts to kill Jack he gave up and destroyed all the time portals on Earth in hopes he would eventually '''DIE''' after growing old (he's unaware that Jackio has lost his sword, aka the one thing that can kill him). Aku now spends his time having therapy sessions with himself over the fact that he could be stuck with a now-immortal Jack ''forever,'' and occasionally roflestomping attacking armies in the hope that it might get him out of his slump (it doesn't). However, what DOES lift him out of his depression is the discovery of the existence of his daughter, who just happens to be Jack's girlfriend. (Being Aku, though, it just means that he now has a way to emotionally torture Jack, via controlling his daughter like a puppet on strings.) He meets his end in the series finale.		'''Aku''': THA SHAPESHIFTING MASTA OV MASTAS, THE DELIVERAH OV DAHKNESS, DA SHOGUN OV SORROW, equal parts hilarious and fucking evil. Speaks in ultra engrish (but this is intentional on his first voice actor's part, the glorious and the late Mako Iwamatsu. His driving goal is to <s>take over the world</s> maintain control of the world, having ''already'' taken it over centuries past by the time Jack comes out of the time portal. Greg Baldwin stuck with that style to voice Aku in the final season after Mako died.) and is even more stupid evil than the love child of [[Masters of the Universe\|Skeletor]], [[Transformers\|Megatron]] and the [[Marines Malevolent]]. Well, maybe not entirely stupid-evil. He once disguised himself [[Trap\|as a woman]] that got close to Jack, and now the poor bastard has had trust issues ever since (he later tried to disguise himself to lure Jack into a trap a second time but [[Not As Planned\| this Jack saw through it and played along to lure Aku into a trap]]). He also nearly killed Jack by luring him into a giant graveyard, raising an army of zombies and ghosts to kill Jack then getting a ghost to steal Jack's sword and give to Aku (which only failed because of a divine mandate that the sword can't be used for evil thus it literally stopped when Aku tried to stab Jack). Still, Aku is about as hammy as Skeletor, but won't bat an eye at wiping out innocent civilians without a second thought. In the final season, he has basically become a neurotic, depressed shut-in, having completely lost interest in actively watching or trying to kill Jack, or even doing much of ''anything'' outside his lair. After so many failed attempts to kill Jack he gave up and destroyed all the time portals on Earth in hopes he would eventually '''DIE''' after growing old (he's unaware that Jackio has lost his sword, aka the one thing that can kill him). Aku now spends his time having therapy sessions with himself over the fact that he could be stuck with a now-immortal Jack ''forever,'' and occasionally roflestomping attacking armies in the hope that it might get him out of his slump (it doesn't). However, what DOES lift him out of his depression is the discovery of the existence of his daughter, who just happens to be Jack's girlfriend. (Being Aku, though, it just means that he now has a way to emotionally torture Jack, via controlling his daughter like a puppet on strings.) He meets his end in the series finale.

	Aku is notable amongst BBEGs in that his backstory is quite unlike any other. See, in the primordial past there was this vast, unintelligent black mass of pure evil that was going around eating entire solar systems. The Chief gods of ''three separate pantheons'' (Odin, Ra, and Vishnu) had to show up at the same time to put a stop to it, but even then two were nearly corrupted by it. They managed to completely destroy it, save for one small fragment that escaped their notice. This fragment drifted through space for untold stretches of time, before crashing on Earth and obliterating the dinosaurs. For the next sixty five million years it basically ammounted to an evil tar pit, growing a little bigger (and sprouting another weird black tree for some reason) with each victim it took. Cut to Feudal Japan, where it's ~~start~~ eating the Emperor's (Jack's dad) peasants. Realizing that the thing will probably eat the whole world if allowed to, the Emperor is given a jar of... something that looks maybe like poison... with which to kill it. However, instead of killing it, it instead granted the puddle sapience; Aku was born. It's never actually explained just what the poison was or why it didn't have the intended effect, nor is the question of whether Aku remembers his time as a mindless space blob ever addresed.		Aku is notable amongst BBEGs in that his backstory is quite unlike any other. See, in the primordial past there was this vast, unintelligent black mass of pure evil that was going around eating entire solar systems. The Chief gods of ''three separate pantheons'' (Odin, Ra, and Vishnu) had to show up at the same time to put a stop to it, but even then two were nearly corrupted by it. They managed to completely destroy it, save for one small fragment that escaped their notice. This fragment drifted through space for untold stretches of time, before crashing on Earth and obliterating the dinosaurs. For the next sixty five million years it basically ammounted to an evil tar pit, growing a little bigger (and sprouting another weird black tree for some reason) with each victim it took. Cut to Feudal Japan, where it's started eating the Emperor's (Jack's dad) peasants. Realizing that the thing will probably eat the whole world if allowed to, the Emperor is given a jar of... something that looks maybe like poison... with which to kill it. However, instead of killing it, it instead granted the puddle sapience; Aku was born. It's never actually explained just what the poison was or why it didn't have the intended effect, nor is the question of whether Aku remembers his time as a mindless space blob ever addresed.

	Given all that, you may be wondering whether Aku is supposed to be a god or not. Well, kinda-sorta. In his current sapient state he can be treated as a go for most purposes, but over the course of the show there are several times where he has to go up against an ''actual'' god, and he always gets curbstomped just as badly as any mortal would going up against Aku.		Given all that, you may be wondering whether Aku is supposed to be a god or not. Well, kinda-sorta. In his current sapient state he can be treated as a go for most purposes, but over the course of the show there are several times where he has to go up against an ''actual'' god, and he always gets curbstomped just as badly as any mortal would going up against Aku.

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	Aku is notable amongst BBEGs in that his backstory is quite unlike any other. See, in the primordial past there was this vast, unintelligent black mass of pure evil that was going around eating entire solar systems. The Chief gods of ''three separate pantheons'' (Odin, Ra, and Vishnu) had to show up at the same time to put a stop to it, but even then two were nearly corrupted by it. They managed to completely destroy it, save for one small fragment that escaped their notice. This fragment drifted through space for untold stretches of time, before crashing on Earth and obliterating the dinosaurs. For the next sixty five million years it basically ammounted to an evil tar pit, growing a little bigger (and sprouting another weird black tree for some reason) with each victim it took. Cut to Feudal Japan, where it's start eating the Emperor's (Jack's dad) peasants. Realizing that the thing will probably eat the whole world if allowed to, the Emperor is given a jar of... something that looks maybe like poison... with which to kill it. However, instead of killing it, it instead granted the puddle sapience; Aku was born. It's never actually explained just what the poison was or why it didn't have the intended effect, nor is the question of whether Aku remembers his time as a mindless space blob ever addresed.		Aku is notable amongst BBEGs in that his backstory is quite unlike any other. See, in the primordial past there was this vast, unintelligent black mass of pure evil that was going around eating entire solar systems. The Chief gods of ''three separate pantheons'' (Odin, Ra, and Vishnu) had to show up at the same time to put a stop to it, but even then two were nearly corrupted by it. They managed to completely destroy it, save for one small fragment that escaped their notice. This fragment drifted through space for untold stretches of time, before crashing on Earth and obliterating the dinosaurs. For the next sixty five million years it basically ammounted to an evil tar pit, growing a little bigger (and sprouting another weird black tree for some reason) with each victim it took. Cut to Feudal Japan, where it's start eating the Emperor's (Jack's dad) peasants. Realizing that the thing will probably eat the whole world if allowed to, the Emperor is given a jar of... something that looks maybe like poison... with which to kill it. However, instead of killing it, it instead granted the puddle sapience; Aku was born. It's never actually explained just what the poison was or why it didn't have the intended effect, nor is the question of whether Aku remembers his time as a mindless space blob ever addresed.

			Given all that, you may be wondering whether Aku is supposed to be a god or not. Well, kinda-sorta. In his current sapient state he can be treated as a go for most purposes, but over the course of the show there are several times where he has to go up against an ''actual'' god, and he always gets curbstomped just as badly as any mortal would going up against Aku.

	'''Ashi''': One of the 'Seven Daughters of Aku', which is an assassin cult dedicated to hunting down Jack. Initially did extremely well during their first fight with Jack. Even having the honor of being the few beings in the show that were very, very close to killing Jack (the only others that came close at that point are Aku himself, the semi-divine Minions of Set, the Guardian and a creepy soul-eating wolf demon in a haunted house), as he barely escaped and was bleeding out from a gut-shot. Though after Jack gets his second wind, he kills them off one by one, with Ashi being the only confirmed survivor. At first, she utterly hates Jack and believes him to be the one responsible for ravaging the Earth, but soon comes to learn that this isn't the case at all. Oh, and that's not a black bodysuit she's wearing. [[PROMOTIONS\|She's actually ass-naked the first few episodes]] - [[FATAL\|because that's actually red-hot ash seared onto her skin]]. Being set up to become one of the main protagonists of the final season. Loves the beauty of Mother Nature, and this is reflected in her new choice of dress, which is basically a [[Rule 34\|sexy Tinkerbell outfit made of leaves and flowers]]. In the seventh episode, she proves she is definitely not [[-4 Str\|-4 Str]], when she obliterates an entire army of <s>Orcs</s> ugly man that were mistaken as orc in a blood-drenched frenzy that probably made Khorne get a hard on. Now officially Jack's lover, much to the chagrin of /pol/acks (/pol/ doesn't watch cartoons and why would they care for that matter?) and tumblrinas, both. Dean Martin fans however got a surprise shoutout. Oh, and remember that bit about her being a daughter of Aku? Well, it kind of turns out, she actually ''is'' his daughter. [[FATAL\|To make a long story thankfully short, Ashi's bitch of a mom drinks Aku's dark energy-semen and gets pregnant by it]]. This actually enables Aku to control her. At will. [[Grimdark\|Yeah...]] Ashi's existence proves that ancient eldritch abominations can get lonely, this gives frightening credence to some neckbeard's theories on Khorne and Slaanesh's.....relationship with each other..... As Ashi was the daughter of Aku, [[Grimdark\|she incidentally get's erased from the timeline; right as she and Jack were about to get married after they defeated Aku.]] [[Lamenters\|She seemed aware of this fact from the get-go meaning that she sacrificed herself so that her beloved could save the universe...For those we cherish we die in glory ;_;]]. Unfortunately, waifu sacrifice gag was used by [[anime\|Gurren Lagann]] already so it was not as dramatic as it is. Can finally earn her happy ending in Battle Through Time if you collect everything.		'''Ashi''': One of the 'Seven Daughters of Aku', which is an assassin cult dedicated to hunting down Jack. Initially did extremely well during their first fight with Jack. Even having the honor of being the few beings in the show that were very, very close to killing Jack (the only others that came close at that point are Aku himself, the semi-divine Minions of Set, the Guardian and a creepy soul-eating wolf demon in a haunted house), as he barely escaped and was bleeding out from a gut-shot. Though after Jack gets his second wind, he kills them off one by one, with Ashi being the only confirmed survivor. At first, she utterly hates Jack and believes him to be the one responsible for ravaging the Earth, but soon comes to learn that this isn't the case at all. Oh, and that's not a black bodysuit she's wearing. [[PROMOTIONS\|She's actually ass-naked the first few episodes]] - [[FATAL\|because that's actually red-hot ash seared onto her skin]]. Being set up to become one of the main protagonists of the final season. Loves the beauty of Mother Nature, and this is reflected in her new choice of dress, which is basically a [[Rule 34\|sexy Tinkerbell outfit made of leaves and flowers]]. In the seventh episode, she proves she is definitely not [[-4 Str\|-4 Str]], when she obliterates an entire army of <s>Orcs</s> ugly man that were mistaken as orc in a blood-drenched frenzy that probably made Khorne get a hard on. Now officially Jack's lover, much to the chagrin of /pol/acks (/pol/ doesn't watch cartoons and why would they care for that matter?) and tumblrinas, both. Dean Martin fans however got a surprise shoutout. Oh, and remember that bit about her being a daughter of Aku? Well, it kind of turns out, she actually ''is'' his daughter. [[FATAL\|To make a long story thankfully short, Ashi's bitch of a mom drinks Aku's dark energy-semen and gets pregnant by it]]. This actually enables Aku to control her. At will. [[Grimdark\|Yeah...]] Ashi's existence proves that ancient eldritch abominations can get lonely, this gives frightening credence to some neckbeard's theories on Khorne and Slaanesh's.....relationship with each other..... As Ashi was the daughter of Aku, [[Grimdark\|she incidentally get's erased from the timeline; right as she and Jack were about to get married after they defeated Aku.]] [[Lamenters\|She seemed aware of this fact from the get-go meaning that she sacrificed herself so that her beloved could save the universe...For those we cherish we die in glory ;_;]]. Unfortunately, waifu sacrifice gag was used by [[anime\|Gurren Lagann]] already so it was not as dramatic as it is. Can finally earn her happy ending in Battle Through Time if you collect everything.

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	'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.		'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.

	'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME\|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]], ~~and nearly as big~~ a bounty on ~~h is~~ head as ''Jack''. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome\|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.		'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME\|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]], a bounty on his head almost as huge as ''Jack's'', and is [[awesome\|the only non-supernatural character in the entire series that can evenly match Jack in a straight-up swordfight]]. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome\|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.

	'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the space demon when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.		'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the space demon when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.

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	=== Minor Characters ===		=== Minor Characters ===
	'''DA SA-MOO-RAH''': Imagine Black Dynamite if he dressed like MC Hammer, was an arrogant and ineffectual blowhard, challenges Jack to a fight, gets his ass handed to him, saves Jack's life, learns some motherfucking humility, everyone leaves happy. Oh and he listens to Parliament apparently. It was fanon that he would become a badass later on due to getting a lesson in humility from Jack but it turned out he instead became a shit eating old bartender in the final season, resigned to listening to has-been bounty hunters whine about how Jack kicked their pathetic, robot asses. While there was a gap of at least fifty years between their first meeting, [[FAIL\|it's revealed that Da Samurai laid down his sword because he thought he wasn't cut out for that life rather than rising to the challenge and becoming a badass]]. It seems he finally learned his lesson in Battle Through Time as he joins in the final battle to fight Aku's army.		'''DA SA-MOO-RAH''': Imagine Black Dynamite if he dressed like MC Hammer, was an arrogant and ineffectual blowhard (well, ineffectual compared to the other characters on the show, he at last proves that he has ''some'' genuine combat prowess), challenges Jack to a fight, gets his ass handed to him, saves Jack's life, learns some motherfucking humility, everyone leaves happy. Oh and he listens to Parliament apparently. It was fanon that he would become a badass later on due to getting a lesson in humility from Jack but it turned out he instead became a shit eating old bartender in the final season, resigned to listening to has-been bounty hunters whine about how Jack kicked their pathetic, robot asses. While there was a gap of at least fifty years between their first meeting, [[FAIL\|it's revealed that Da Samurai laid down his sword because he thought he wasn't cut out for that life rather than rising to the challenge and becoming a badass]]. It seems he finally learned his lesson in Battle Through Time as he joins in the final battle to fight Aku's army.

	'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words). Grown men still cry over this episode.		'''X9''': Remember those [[Necron\|Terminator]]-looking robot gangsters we mentioned? Well, this guy is kinda like that.....expect he was a robot assassin who was given emotion, decided he wanted to settle down with a little dog he named Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' instead of kill people, and just play music. Life was good....until Aku kidnapped Lulu, ''sweet thing,'' and forced X9 to go fight and kill Jack for Lulu, ''sweet thing's,'' release. X9 went out to find him, knowing he was outclassed completely. It went as well as you would expect for the poor guy (even Jack was sad about defeating him after hearing his dying words, despite the fact he'd have no clue who Lulu is). Grown men still cry over this episode.

	'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME\|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]]. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome\|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.		'''The Scotsman''': The name says it all. Jack's best friend (whom tried to kill him when they first met), and is one of the more frequent characters in the series thanks to his popularity. [[AWESOME\|Has a fucking machine gun for a leg]], and nearly as big a bounty on h is head as ''Jack''. Can also pull a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok 20-second long insult.] He died in battle, but not before [[awesome\|having about a hundred daughters that served as his army and roasting Aku.]] He comes back as a ghost later a la Obi-Wan Kenobi thanks to the CHELTHICC MAGICK on his sword.

	'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the ~~demonic wizard~~ when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.		'''Jack's Father''': The [[God-Emperor of Mankind\|EMPRAH]] of Japan at the beginning of the story. He defeated Aku around the time Jack was born, and when he get's himself captured and enslaved by the space demon when Aku returns from being banished to the Warp, he makes sure his son is safe and away, and arranges for Jack to be put through Space Marine levels of training on a round-the-world trip in order to return and kick Aku's sorry ass back to Hell, though it's taking Jack a WEE bit longer than any of them intended.

	'''The Guardian''': A Morpheus-looking brotherfucker stuck to guard a working time portal Jack wanted to use - and failed. In fact he's just about the only guy in the future capable of taking on Jack in a fight and completely and utterly [[Rape\|handing him his ass]]. That's supposed to change in the future, though, as Jack was simply not destined to defeat him just yet. However, that got shitcanned when Aku was confirmed to have destroyed the portal and killed the Guardian. Despite Battle Through Time being the perfect plot opportunity for him to come back, [[FAIL\|he doesn't]].		'''The Guardian''': A Morpheus-looking brotherfucker stuck to guard a working time portal Jack wanted to use - and failed. In fact he's just about the only guy in the future capable of taking on Jack in a fight and completely and utterly [[Rape\|handing him his ass]]. That's supposed to change in the future, though, as Jack was simply not destined to defeat him just yet. However, that got shitcanned when Aku was confirmed to have destroyed the portal and killed the Guardian. Despite Battle Through Time being the perfect plot opportunity for him to come back, [[FAIL\|he doesn't]].