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	One merry December, just as the shopping season got into full swing and all the little fa/tg/uys started counting the days for Christmas, Anonymous worked out how to make an obese World of Darkness vampire run at supersonic speeds. After much discussion, some good hard number crunching and much intellectual masturbation, it dawned on one inspired poster that the character discussed fit the profile of Santa Claus to a tee. /tg/ was inspired.		One merry December, just as the shopping season got into full swing and all the little fa/tg/uys started counting the days for Christmas, Anonymous worked out how to make an obese World of Darkness vampire run at supersonic speeds. After much discussion, some good hard number crunching and much intellectual masturbation, it dawned on one inspired poster that the character discussed fit the profile of Santa Claus to a tee. /tg/ was inspired.

	Bits and pieces started tumbling together, with the realization that the new World of Darkness already had elves crawling out of its gothy woodwork, the Changelings. Writefaggotry, creativity, and a surprising amount of genuine ~~kindheardedness~~ ensued.		Bits and pieces started tumbling together, with the realization that the new World of Darkness already had elves crawling out of its gothy woodwork, the Changelings. Writefaggotry, creativity, and a surprising amount of genuine kindheartedness ensued.

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	The changelings, meanwhile, look everywhere for good children. Children which, with the right present, could cause joy even in other people. Only a few children every year get such a present, as - even at Mach 1 - Santa can't be everywhere at once. But theses few presents are enough to convince a few people of the reality of Santa Claus, which keeps the whole tradition alive.		The changelings, meanwhile, look everywhere for good children. Children which, with the right present, could cause joy even in other people. Only a few children every year get such a present, as - even at Mach 1 - Santa can't be everywhere at once. But theses few presents are enough to convince a few people of the reality of Santa Claus, which keeps the whole tradition alive.

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 Bits and pieces started tumbling together, with the realization that the new World of Darkness already had elves crawling out of its gothy woodwork, the Changelings. Writefaggotry, creativity, and a surprising amount of genuine kindheardedness ensued.
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 Santa only wakes up once a year, helped by the Changelings who give him vampire blood. During the year, his hideout is defended by were-reindeer and Taskforce Valkyrie prevents people from ever finding his hideouts, killing potential leaks and giving false hints to opposing groups.
 The changelings, meanwhile, look everywhere for good children. Children which, with the right present, could cause joy even in other people. Only a few children every year get such a present, as - even at Mach 1 - Santa can't be everywhere at once. But theses few presents are enough to convince a few people of the reality of Santa Claus, which keeps the whole tradition alive.
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 [[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17222728/ Link]] - The Thread which started it all on SupTG

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	Bits and pieces started tumbling together, with the realization that the new World of Darkness already had elves crawling out of its gothy woodwork, the Changelings. Writefaggotry, creativity, and a surprising amount of genuine kindheardedness ensued.		Bits and pieces started tumbling together, with the realization that the new World of Darkness already had elves crawling out of its gothy woodwork, the Changelings. Writefaggotry, creativity, and a surprising amount of genuine kindheardedness ensued.

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	The story goes like this:		The story goes like this:
	Santa lives a happy life with his daughter and wife. Daughter turns out to be a mage, Santa gets turned into a vampire... And his wife dies.		Santa lives a happy life with his daughter and wife. Daughter turns out to be a mage, Santa gets turned into a vampire... And his wife dies.

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	Santa Claus, as statted in the New World of Darkness.		Santa Claus, as statted in the New World of Darkness.

	One merry December, just as the shopping season got into full swing and all the little fa/tg/uys started counting the days for Christmas, Anonymous worked out how to make an obese World of Darkness vampire run at supersonic speeds. After much discussion,some good hard number crunching and much intellectual masturbation, it dawned on one inspired poster that the character discussed fit the profile of Santa Claus to a tee. /tg/ was inspired.		One merry December, just as the shopping season got into full swing and all the little fa/tg/uys started counting the days for Christmas, Anonymous worked out how to make an obese World of Darkness vampire run at supersonic speeds. After much discussion, some good hard number crunching and much intellectual masturbation, it dawned on one inspired poster that the character discussed fit the profile of Santa Claus to a tee. /tg/ was inspired.

	Bits and pieces started tumbling together, with the realization that the new World of ~~Darkess~~ already had elves crawling out of its gothy woodwork, the Changelings. ~~writefaggotry~~, creativity, and a surprising amount of genuine kindheardedness ensued.		Bits and pieces started tumbling together, with the realization that the new World of Darkness already had elves crawling out of its gothy woodwork, the Changelings. Writefaggotry, creativity, and a surprising amount of genuine kindheardedness ensued.

	~~The rest is history~~

			[[Special:Contributions/93.200.175.136\|93.200.175.136]] 11:41, 18 December 2011 (UTC)
			The story goes like this:
			Santa lives a happy life with his daughter and wife. Daughter turns out to be a mage, Santa gets turned into a vampire... And his wife dies.
			He can't stand his existence anymore, but he still loves his daughter. His daughter loves children, so he makes a pact with a changelings to give her the best birthday celebration ever - An international tradition to make children happy.
			Santa only wakes up once a year, helped by the Changelings who give him vampire blood. During the year, his hideout is defended by were-reindeer and Taskforce Valkyrie prevents people from ever finding his hideouts, killing potential leaks and giving false hints to opposing groups.
			The changelings, meanwhile, look everywhere for good children. Children which, with the right present, could cause joy even in other people. Only a few children every year get such a present, as - even at Mach 1 - Santa can't be everywhere at once. But theses few presents are enough to convince a few people of the reality of Santa Claus, which keeps the whole tradition alive.

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	[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17222728/ Link]] - The Thread which started it all on SupTG		[[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17222728/ Link]] - The Thread which started it all on SupTG

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2011-12-18T05:38:28Z

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Santa Claus, as statted in the New World of Darkness.

One merry December, just as the shopping season got into full swing and all the little fa/tg/uys started counting the days for Christmas, Anonymous worked out how to make an obese World of Darkness vampire run at supersonic speeds. After much discussion,some good hard number crunching and much intellectual masturbation, it dawned on one inspired poster that the character discussed fit the profile of Santa Claus to a tee. /tg/ was inspired.

Bits and pieces started tumbling together, with the realization that the new World of Darkess already had elves crawling out of its gothy woodwork, the Changelings. writefaggotry, creativity, and a surprising amount of genuine kindheardedness ensued.

The rest is history

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[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17222728/ Link]] - The Thread which started it all on SupTG