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	#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise the one ''playing'' the Sheriff future out-of-game [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.		#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise the one ''playing'' the Sheriff future out-of-game [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.
	#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.		#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.
	At the end of the game, you count the total amount of gold you have and the number of normal goods you have. This where Royal goods come in, as they ~~aad~~ to that amount. If you have the most or second most of a good, you get certain bonuses based on them. There's some multiplying, dividing and rounding down shit, but in short: the more you have, the better.		At the end of the game, you count the total amount of gold you have and the number of normal goods you have. This where Royal goods come in, as they add to that amount. If you have the most or second most of a good, you get certain bonuses based on them. There's some multiplying, dividing and rounding down shit, but in short: the more you have, the better.
	===TL;DR===		===TL;DR===
	The best game for telling which one of your friends lies the best, bluffs the worst, and how far will you go to smuggle that fucking crossbow in.		The best game for telling which one of your friends lies the best, bluffs the worst, and how far will you go to smuggle that fucking crossbow in.

2A02:1811:5180:A200:F9DE:4C2A:97C5:A039: Even more efficient than mariokart

2020-09-19T12:32:00Z

Even more efficient than mariokart

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	[[File:SheriffofNottingham.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|300px\|Just look at him... like goddamn [[Mortarion]]]]		[[File:SheriffofNottingham.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|300px\|Just look at him... like goddamn [[Mortarion]]]]
	'''Sheriff of Nottingham''' is a game based around lying, bribery, and deception. '''The''' game for [[That Guy]] and for those who prefer ruining their friendships through other means besides MarioKart.		'''Sheriff of Nottingham''' is a game based around lying, bribery, and deception. '''The''' game for [[That Guy]] and for those who prefer ruining their friendships through other means besides MarioKart and [[Munchkin_(Card_Game)\|Munchkin]].
	==How to Play==		==How to Play==
	The premise and rules for Sheriff of Nottingham are fairly simple: sell and smuggle as many goods as you can into the market and make bank.		The premise and rules for Sheriff of Nottingham are fairly simple: sell and smuggle as many goods as you can into the market and make bank.

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	'''~~THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE~~''' ~~ARE~~ a ~~prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group~~ based in ~~BEDROCK CITY~~. ~~Their largest periods~~ of ~~activity seemed to be around~~ the ~~time SILVAGUNNER was terminated~~, ~~when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events~~ (~~which they assure you repeatedly are~~ '~~'not'' official Tournaments~~ and are ~~in no way affiliated~~ with ~~JOEL)~~.		[[File:SheriffofNottingham.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|300px\|Just look at him... like goddamn [[Mortarion]]]]
			'''Sheriff of Nottingham''' is a game based around lying, bribery, and deception. '''The''' game for [[That Guy]] and for those who prefer ruining their friendships through other means besides MarioKart.
			==How to Play==
			The premise and rules for Sheriff of Nottingham are fairly simple: sell and smuggle as many goods as you can into the market and make bank.
			You have your normal goods, represented in green cards. These are typically bread, cheese, apples, and chickens. Then you have your contraband listed on red cards, like silk or pepper. And finally you have Royal goods, which count as contraband but at the end of the game count as multiples of a certain item, like x2 cheeses or x2 apples (we'll get to that). Both contraband and Royal goods are worth more than twice the price of normal goods, but if you get caught with them you have to pay the sheriff more than a normal good. Each merchant has a stand, where he keeps his goods that he brought into the market, or any contraband that he managed to smuggle.

	~~They operated out of~~ the ~~SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014~~, ~~after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018~~.		Each round, a single merchant becomes the [[Ecclesiarchy\|sweaty fat fuck]] known as the sheriff. His job is to make sure no one gets contraband into the market... though depending on who is the sheriff at the time, he can do a really shitty job.

	~~== CHANNELS ==~~		To put it simply, each round of the game has five phases:
	~~The original forums appeared to function as four services~~: ~~preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.~~

	~~{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==~~		#'''Market:''' Draw up to a maximum of six cards in your hand from the deck. You can choose to pick from the discard pile if there is one, but whoever is the sheriff at the time can see what you draw.
	~~The VINESAUCE MEME events~~ that The ~~GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse~~ and ~~involved~~, ~~due~~ in ~~large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene~~. ~~These events would involve VINESAUCE~~-~~branded fan~~-~~made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS~~ that ~~wouldn~~'t ~~exist~~ for ~~nearly~~ a ~~decade~~, and ~~some~~ that ~~still don~~'~~t! They also hosted~~ some of the ~~first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments~~, ~~with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS~~.		#'''Load your merchant bags:''' Each merchant has a little merchant bag to put their goods in. It's at this point you choose whether to go [[Salamanders\|clean]] (have only one type of legal good in your bag) or [[Marines Malevolent\|dirty like a bad, bad girl]] (hiding contraband or Royal goods.) Cannot choose to put zero cards in it, but can't put in more than five either. Once you've decided on your items, you put them in and button it shut. No tampering with it now.
			#'''Declare your items:''' For this phase, whether you have contraband or different cards or not, you have to declare the exact number or cards in your bad and declare one type of normal good in the bag. EX. I put one cheese, an apple, and a <strike>crack cocaine</strike> pepper in my merchant bag. Since I have to declare a single type of normal good in my bag, I say "I have three cheeses in my bag" (for whatever reason, [[what\|you're not allowed to have multiple types of goods even if none of them are contraband]]), or something of that nature.
			#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise the one ''playing'' the Sheriff future out-of-game [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.
			#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.
			At the end of the game, you count the total amount of gold you have and the number of normal goods you have. This where Royal goods come in, as they aad to that amount. If you have the most or second most of a good, you get certain bonuses based on them. There's some multiplying, dividing and rounding down shit, but in short: the more you have, the better.
			===TL;DR===
			The best game for telling which one of your friends lies the best, bluffs the worst, and how far will you go to smuggle that fucking crossbow in.

	~~In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.~~		==See Also==
			*[[Cards Against Humanity]]

	~~== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==~~		*[[That Guy]]
	~~Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.~~

	* ~~GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO~~		*[[Shadow Hunters]]
	* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
	* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
	* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	~~GRAND DAD IS LOVE~~		*[[Luke]]
	~~GRAND DAD IS LIFE~~
	~~GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI~~		==Gallery==
	~~FOR MEMES~~		<gallery>
	~~FOR VINESAUCE~~		Image:NottinghamCards.jpeg\|Gold number is selling price, red number is penalty value.
	~~AND FOR~~		</gallery>
	~~SILVAGUNNER~~
	~~[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]~~

1d4chan>I LOVE gardevoirs! at 16:40, 14 August 2020

2020-08-14T16:40:38Z

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	~~[[File:SheriffofNottingham.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|300px\|Just look at him... like goddamn [[Mortarion]]]]~~		'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
	'''~~Sheriff of Nottingham~~''' is a ~~game~~ based around ~~lying~~, ~~bribery, and deception.~~ '''~~The~~'~~'' game for [[That Guy]]~~ and ~~for those who prefer ruining their friendships through other means besides MarioKart.~~
	~~==How to Play==~~
	~~The premise and rules for Sheriff of Nottingham~~ are ~~fairly simple: sell and smuggle as many goods as you can into the market and make bank.~~
	~~You have your normal goods, represented~~ in green cards. These are typically bread, cheese, apples, and chickens. Then you have your contraband listed on red cards, like silk or pepper. And finally you have Royal goods, which count as contraband but at the end of the game count as multiples of a certain item, like x2 cheeses or x2 apples (we'll get to that). Both contraband and Royal goods are worth more than twice the price of normal goods, but if you get caught with them you have to pay the sheriff more than a normal good. Each merchant has a stand, where he keeps his goods that he brought into the market, or any contraband that he managed to smuggle.

	~~Each round~~, ~~a single merchant becomes the [[Ecclesiarchy\|sweaty fat fuck]] known as the sheriff. His job is~~ to ~~make sure no one gets contraband into the market... though depending on who is the sheriff at the time, he can do a really shitty job~~.		They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

	~~To put it simply~~, ~~each round of the game has five phases:~~		== CHANNELS ==
			The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

	~~#'''Market:''' Draw up to a maximum of six cards in your hand from the deck. You can choose to pick from the discard pile if there is one, but whoever is the sheriff at the time can see what you draw.~~		{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
	#'''Load your merchant bags:''' Each merchant has a little merchant bag to put their goods in. It's at this point you choose whether to go [[Salamanders\|clean]] (have only one type of legal good in your bag) or [[Marines Malevolent\|dirty like a bad, bad girl]] (hiding contraband or Royal goods.) Cannot choose to put zero cards in it, but can't put in more than five either. Once you've decided on your items, you put them in and ~~button it shut. No tampering with it now.~~		The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
	~~#'''Declare your items:''' For this phase, whether you have contraband or different cards or not~~, ~~you have to declare the exact number or cards~~ in your bad and declare one type of normal good in the bag. EX. I put one cheese, an apple, and a <strike>crack cocaine</strike> pepper in my merchant bag. Since I have to declare a single type of normal good in my bag, I say "I have three cheeses in my bag" (for whatever reason, [[what\|you're not allowed to ~~have multiple types of goods even if none of them are contraband]]), or something of that nature.~~
	~~#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in~~ their ~~bag and they negotiate and bluff~~. ~~The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise the one ''playing'' the Sheriff future out~~-of-~~game [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to~~ that~~: he can see that you weren~~'t ~~lying~~, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of ~~checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.~~
	~~#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into~~ the ~~market~~, ~~you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7~~-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.
	At the end of the game, you count the total amount of gold you have and the number of normal goods you have. This where Royal goods come in, as they aad to that amount. If you have the most or second most of a good, you get certain bonuses based on them. There's some multiplying, dividing and rounding down shit, but in short: the more you have, the better.
	~~===TL;DR===~~
	~~The best game for telling which one of your friends lies the best, bluffs the worst, and how far will you go to smuggle that fucking crossbow in~~.

	~~==See Also==~~		In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
	*[[Cards Against Humanity]]

	*[[That Guy]]		== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
			Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

	*~~[[Shadow Hunters]]~~		* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
			* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
			* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
			* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

	*[[~~Luke~~]]		GRAND DAD IS LOVE
			GRAND DAD IS LIFE
	~~==Gallery==~~		GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
	~~<gallery>~~		FOR MEMES
	~~Image~~:~~NottinghamCards.jpeg\|Gold number is selling price, red number is penalty value.~~		FOR VINESAUCE
	~~</gallery>~~		AND FOR
			SILVAGUNNER
			[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]

1d4chan>Skadooshbag: /* How to Play */

2019-04-02T04:03:06Z

How to Play

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	#'''Load your merchant bags:''' Each merchant has a little merchant bag to put their goods in. It's at this point you choose whether to go [[Salamanders\|clean]] (have only one type of legal good in your bag) or [[Marines Malevolent\|dirty like a bad, bad girl]] (hiding contraband or Royal goods.) Cannot choose to put zero cards in it, but can't put in more than five either. Once you've decided on your items, you put them in and button it shut. No tampering with it now.		#'''Load your merchant bags:''' Each merchant has a little merchant bag to put their goods in. It's at this point you choose whether to go [[Salamanders\|clean]] (have only one type of legal good in your bag) or [[Marines Malevolent\|dirty like a bad, bad girl]] (hiding contraband or Royal goods.) Cannot choose to put zero cards in it, but can't put in more than five either. Once you've decided on your items, you put them in and button it shut. No tampering with it now.
	#'''Declare your items:''' For this phase, whether you have contraband or different cards or not, you have to declare the exact number or cards in your bad and declare one type of normal good in the bag. EX. I put one cheese, an apple, and a <strike>crack cocaine</strike> pepper in my merchant bag. Since I have to declare a single type of normal good in my bag, I say "I have three cheeses in my bag" (for whatever reason, [[what\|you're not allowed to have multiple types of goods even if none of them are contraband]]), or something of that nature.		#'''Declare your items:''' For this phase, whether you have contraband or different cards or not, you have to declare the exact number or cards in your bad and declare one type of normal good in the bag. EX. I put one cheese, an apple, and a <strike>crack cocaine</strike> pepper in my merchant bag. Since I have to declare a single type of normal good in my bag, I say "I have three cheeses in my bag" (for whatever reason, [[what\|you're not allowed to have multiple types of goods even if none of them are contraband]]), or something of that nature.
	#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise ~~him~~ future [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.		#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise the one ''playing'' the Sheriff future out-of-game [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.
	#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.		#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.
	At the end of the game, you count the total amount of gold you have and the number of normal goods you have. This where Royal goods come in, as they aad to that amount. If you have the most or second most of a good, you get certain bonuses based on them. There's some multiplying, dividing and rounding down shit, but in short: the more you have, the better.		At the end of the game, you count the total amount of gold you have and the number of normal goods you have. This where Royal goods come in, as they aad to that amount. If you have the most or second most of a good, you get certain bonuses based on them. There's some multiplying, dividing and rounding down shit, but in short: the more you have, the better.

1d4chan>Skadooshbag: /* How to Play */

2019-04-02T03:54:30Z

How to Play

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	#'''Market:''' Draw up to a maximum of six cards in your hand from the deck. You can choose to pick from the discard pile if there is one, but whoever is the sheriff at the time can see what you draw.		#'''Market:''' Draw up to a maximum of six cards in your hand from the deck. You can choose to pick from the discard pile if there is one, but whoever is the sheriff at the time can see what you draw.
	#'''Load your merchant bags:''' Each merchant has a little merchant bag to put their goods in. It's at this point you choose whether to go [[Salamanders\|clean]] (have only one type of legal good in your bag) or [[Marines Malevolent\|dirty like a bad, bad girl]] (hiding contraband or Royal goods.) Cannot choose to put zero cards in it, but can't put in more than five either. Once you've decided on your items, you put them in and button it shut. No tampering with it now.		#'''Load your merchant bags:''' Each merchant has a little merchant bag to put their goods in. It's at this point you choose whether to go [[Salamanders\|clean]] (have only one type of legal good in your bag) or [[Marines Malevolent\|dirty like a bad, bad girl]] (hiding contraband or Royal goods.) Cannot choose to put zero cards in it, but can't put in more than five either. Once you've decided on your items, you put them in and button it shut. No tampering with it now.
	#'''Declare your items:''' For this phase, whether you have contraband or different cards or not, you have to declare the exact number or cards in your bad and declare one type of normal good in the bag. EX. I put one cheese, an apple, and a <strike>crack cocaine</strike> pepper in my merchant bag. Since I have to declare a single type of normal good in my bag, I say "I have three cheeses in my bag" (for whatever reason, [[what\|you're not allowed ot have multiple types of goods even if none of them are contraband]]), or something of that nature.		#'''Declare your items:''' For this phase, whether you have contraband or different cards or not, you have to declare the exact number or cards in your bad and declare one type of normal good in the bag. EX. I put one cheese, an apple, and a <strike>crack cocaine</strike> pepper in my merchant bag. Since I have to declare a single type of normal good in my bag, I say "I have three cheeses in my bag" (for whatever reason, [[what\|you're not allowed to have multiple types of goods even if none of them are contraband]]), or something of that nature.
	#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise him future [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.		#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise him future [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.
	#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.		#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.

1d4chan>Skadooshbag: /* How to Play */

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How to Play

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	#'''Market:''' Draw up to a maximum of six cards in your hand from the deck. You can choose to pick from the discard pile if there is one, but whoever is the sheriff at the time can see what you draw.		#'''Market:''' Draw up to a maximum of six cards in your hand from the deck. You can choose to pick from the discard pile if there is one, but whoever is the sheriff at the time can see what you draw.
	#'''Load your merchant bags:''' Each merchant has a little merchant bag to put their goods in. It's at this point you choose whether to go [[Salamanders\|clean]] (have only one type of legal good in your bag) or [[Marines Malevolent\|dirty like a bad, bad girl]] (hiding contraband or Royal goods.) Cannot choose to put zero cards in it, but can't put in more than five either. Once you've decided on your items, you put them in and button it shut. No tampering with it now.		#'''Load your merchant bags:''' Each merchant has a little merchant bag to put their goods in. It's at this point you choose whether to go [[Salamanders\|clean]] (have only one type of legal good in your bag) or [[Marines Malevolent\|dirty like a bad, bad girl]] (hiding contraband or Royal goods.) Cannot choose to put zero cards in it, but can't put in more than five either. Once you've decided on your items, you put them in and button it shut. No tampering with it now.
	#'''Declare your items:''' For this phase, whether you have contraband or different cards or not, you have to declare the exact number or cards in your bad and declare one type of normal good in the bag. EX. I put one cheese, an apple, and a <strike>crack cocaine</strike> pepper in my merchant bag. Since I have to declare a single type of normal good in my bag, I say "I have three cheeses in my bag", or something of that nature.		#'''Declare your items:''' For this phase, whether you have contraband or different cards or not, you have to declare the exact number or cards in your bad and declare one type of normal good in the bag. EX. I put one cheese, an apple, and a <strike>crack cocaine</strike> pepper in my merchant bag. Since I have to declare a single type of normal good in my bag, I say "I have three cheeses in my bag" (for whatever reason, [[what\|you're not allowed ot have multiple types of goods even if none of them are contraband]]), or something of that nature.
	#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise him future [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.		#'''Sheriff:''' This is the phase that can make or break the game and/or friendships. The sheriff questions each person about the items in their bag and they negotiate and bluff. The merchant can keep with his story on what items he had, or he can bribe the sheriff with money or items in his merchant cart. He can also promise him future [[Slaanesh\|favors]]. Nothing is out of the question when it comes to the bribery here. Of course, the sheriff could choose to search your bag. One of two things will happen if it comes to that: he can see that you weren't lying, and that you actually DID have 4 chickens in your bag. He has to pay you, out of his own money, the penalty price for each item in the bag. Then there's the other option; he finds your contraband, or for whatever reason you don't have a single type of item in your bag. Then YOU have to pay the penalty price on the items. You keep any of your legal goods that were in the bag, but contraband or Royal goods are put in the discard pile. You could potentially goad the sheriff of checking your bag full of perfectly legal cheese, call rape like a tumblr feminist, and get him to pay up.
	#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.		#'''Round ends:''' For all the goods you brought into the market, you earn the selling price that is listed on the items. Legal goods range from 2-4 gold, but contraband can range from 7-10 gold. You then place the legal goods face up in their listed spots on the merchant cart. If you were able to smuggle contraband in, place it upside down in its respective place on your cart without telling the sheriff what it was. The role of sheriff rotates to the next person, and the round begins anew.

1d4chan>Pseftis at 15:31, 27 February 2019

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	[[File:SheriffofNottingham.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|300px\|Just look at him... like goddamn [[Mortarion]]]]		[[File:SheriffofNottingham.jpeg\|right\|thumb\|300px\|Just look at him... like goddamn [[Mortarion]]]]
	Sheriff of Nottingham is a game based around lying, bribery, and deception. '''The''' game for [[That Guy]] and for those who prefer ruining their friendships through other means besides MarioKart.		'''Sheriff of Nottingham''' is a game based around lying, bribery, and deception. '''The''' game for [[That Guy]] and for those who prefer ruining their friendships through other means besides MarioKart.
	==How to Play==		==How to Play==
	The premise and rules for Sheriff of Nottingham are fairly simple: sell and smuggle as many goods as you can into the market and make bank.		The premise and rules for Sheriff of Nottingham are fairly simple: sell and smuggle as many goods as you can into the market and make bank.