Side Effects of Worshipping Slaanesh - Revision history

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	Slaanesh is a bit of a messed up creature, but worshipping him/her/it causes some weird shit. Like ~~""REALLY WEIRD SHIT""~~. He/she/it has a long history of being possibly the most disgusting, devious, and sex driven thing in existence, barring MAYBE [[Honsou]]. Because of the weird things [[Slaanesh]] is into (read: absolutely everything you could possibly think of cranked up to eleven), worshipping him/her/it causes some fucked up and strange side effects, including but not limited to:		Slaanesh is a bit of a messed up creature, but worshipping him/her/it causes some weird shit. Like '''''really weird shit'''''. He/she/it has a long history of being possibly the most disgusting, devious, and sex driven thing in existence, barring MAYBE [[Honsou]]. Because of the weird things [[Slaanesh]] is into (read: absolutely everything you could possibly think of cranked up to eleven), worshipping him/her/it causes some fucked up and strange side effects, including but not limited to:

	1. Growing dicks for eyes		1. Growing dicks for eyes

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	25. [[Doomrider\|Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon]]		25. [[Doomrider\|Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon]]

	26. [[~~Rule_34~~\|Having your gender reversed]]		26. [[Rule_63\|Having your gender reversed]]

	27. Gaining the power of penis fingers		27. Gaining the power of penis fingers

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	Slaanesh is a bit of a messed up creature, but worshipping him/her/it causes some weird shit. Like ""REALLY WEIRD SHIT"". He/she/it has a long history of being possibly the most disgusting, devious, and sex driven thing in existence, barring MAYBE [[~~honsou~~]]. Because of the weird things [[Slaanesh]] is into, worshipping him/her/it causes some fucked up and strange side effects, including but not limited to:		Slaanesh is a bit of a messed up creature, but worshipping him/her/it causes some weird shit. Like ""REALLY WEIRD SHIT"". He/she/it has a long history of being possibly the most disgusting, devious, and sex driven thing in existence, barring MAYBE [[Honsou]]. Because of the weird things [[Slaanesh]] is into (read: absolutely everything you could possibly think of cranked up to eleven), worshipping him/her/it causes some fucked up and strange side effects, including but not limited to:

	1. Growing dicks for eyes		1. Growing dicks for eyes
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	24. Getting no bitches		24. Getting no bitches

	25. Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon		25. [[Doomrider\|Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon]]

	26. Having your gender reversed		26. [[Rule_34\|Having your gender reversed]]

	27. Gaining the power of penis fingers		27. Gaining the power of penis fingers

1d4chan>Bisteak at 13:47, 22 August 2018

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	1. Growing dicks for eyes		1. Growing dicks for eyes

	2. ~~growing~~ eyes for your dick.		2. Growing eyes for your dick

	3. Becoming a [[Chaos Spawn\|Low-Budget-Hentai]]		3. Becoming a [[Chaos Spawn\|Low-Budget-Hentai]]
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	5. Becoming a colossal perv		5. Becoming a colossal perv

	6. ~~becoming~~ more charismatic and popular		6. Becoming more charismatic and popular

	7. ~~Purple~~ anime hair		7. Gaining purple anime hair

	8. Your ~~tngue~~ becoming a tentacle,		8. Your tongue becoming a tentacle

	9. Said tentacle growing a tongue		9. Said tentacle growing a tongue
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	10.[[Chaos Spawn\|Growing a lie detecting eye on your bell end]]		10.[[Chaos Spawn\|Growing a lie detecting eye on your bell end]]

	11. Gaining the ~~Sex~~ drive of a rabbit		11. Gaining the sex drive of a rabbit

	12. ~~losing~~ your sex drive and hating everything except the songs Black Tears by Heaven ~~shall burn~~, Die Motherfucker Die by ~~suicide commando~~, Or literally anything by Rave the Reqviem		12. Losing your sex drive and hating everything except the songs "Black Tears" by Heaven Shall Burn, "Die Motherfucker Die" by Suicide Commando, or literally anything by Rave the Reqviem

	13. [[FATAL\|Your mouth doubling as your anus, and your anus your mouth]]		13. [[FATAL\|Your mouth doubling as your anus, and your anus your mouth]]
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	18. Becoming a Sexy Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch		18. Becoming a Sexy Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch

	19. Becoming an ~~ugly~~ Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch		19. Becoming an Ugly Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch

	20. Becoming a thousand-mile high erect penis		20. Becoming a thousand-mile high erect penis

	21. [[Fulgrim\|Getting ~~Turned~~ into a Painting]]		21. [[Fulgrim\|Getting turned into a Painting]]

	22. [[Noise Marines\|Becoming an ugly but expensive as fuck kit]]		22. [[Noise Marines\|Becoming an ugly but expensive as fuck kit]]
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	25. Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon		25. Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon

	26. Having ~~Your Gender Reversed~~		26. Having your gender reversed

	27. Gaining ~~The~~ power of ~~Penis Fingers~~		27. Gaining the power of penis fingers

	28. Sudden urge to paint		28. Sudden urge to paint
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	30. The inability to [[THIN YOUR PAINTS]]		30. The inability to [[THIN YOUR PAINTS]]

	31. Sudden urge to ~~Play Fatal~~		31. Sudden urge to play [[FATAL]]

	32. A lot		32. A lot

	33. A very unhealthy amount of it.		33. A very unhealthy amount of it

	34. Having your gender reversed.		34. Having your gender reversed (again)

	35. Listening to Screamo death metal		35. Listening to Screamo death metal
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	36. Melting people's faces with said death metal		36. Melting people's faces with said death metal

	37. ~~your~~ rape face becoming your normal face		37. Your rape face becoming your normal face

	38. Growing tit (not tits, but "tit")		38. Growing tit (not tits, but "tit")

	39. [[Noise Marine\|Never Orgasming again, until you decapitate a nun with a gun]]		39. [[Noise Marine\|Never Orgasming again, until you decapitate a nun with a gun]]

			40. Dying to death (again)

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Slaanesh is a bit of a messed up creature, but worshipping him/her/it causes some weird shit. Like ""REALLY WEIRD SHIT"". He/she/it has a long history of being possibly the most disgusting, devious, and sex driven thing in existence, barring MAYBE [[honsou]]. Because of the weird things [[Slaanesh]] is into, worshipping him/her/it causes some fucked up and strange side effects, including but not limited to:

1. Growing dicks for eyes

2. growing eyes for your dick.

3. Becoming a [[Chaos Spawn|Low-Budget-Hentai]]

4. Dying to death

5. Becoming a colossal perv

6. becoming more charismatic and popular

7. Purple anime hair

8. Your tngue becoming a tentacle,

9. Said tentacle growing a tongue

10.[[Chaos Spawn|Growing a lie detecting eye on your bell end]]

11. Gaining the Sex drive of a rabbit

12. losing your sex drive and hating everything except the songs Black Tears by Heaven shall burn, Die Motherfucker Die by suicide commando, Or literally anything by Rave the Reqviem

13. [[FATAL|Your mouth doubling as your anus, and your anus your mouth]]

14. Dying to death

15. Liking [[Matt Ward]]'s Codex Ultramarines

16. Becoming [[That Guy]]

17. Becoming [[This Guy]]

18. Becoming a Sexy Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch

19. Becoming an ugly Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch

20. Becoming a thousand-mile high erect penis

21. [[Fulgrim|Getting Turned into a Painting]]

22. [[Noise Marines|Becoming an ugly but expensive as fuck kit]]

23. Getting all the bitches

24. Getting no bitches

25. Becoming an immortal cocaine fuelled demon

26. Having Your Gender Reversed

27. Gaining The power of Penis Fingers

28. Sudden urge to paint

29. Becoming a fat fuck

30. The inability to [[THIN YOUR PAINTS]]

31. Sudden urge to Play Fatal

32. A lot

33. A very unhealthy amount of it.

34. Having your gender reversed.

35. Listening to Screamo death metal

36. Melting people's faces with said death metal

37. your rape face becoming your normal face

38. Growing tit (not tits, but "tit")

39. [[Noise Marine|Never Orgasming again, until you decapitate a nun with a gun]]