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2A02:1810:4E2C:A900:6885:1A06:4A99:70C9: /* Age of Sigmar */

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Age of Sigmar

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	Recent events following the Necroquake include the raiding of his Stormvaults. During the Age of Myth he had created essentialy storehouses and prisons to store powerful artefacts and even entities that he didn't want runnng around. Well spoilers, the Necroquake ended up uncovering many of them which led to an armsrace from the various Grand Alliances to claim the contents within. Some issues included the forces of Nurgle claiming some black seeds that grow nighly destructive black trees that they tried to plant throughout Ghyran. And Gordrakk stealing the skull of an ancient godbeast to use as a battering ram to destroy Excelcius. Not great times.		Recent events following the Necroquake include the raiding of his Stormvaults. During the Age of Myth he had created essentialy storehouses and prisons to store powerful artefacts and even entities that he didn't want runnng around. Well spoilers, the Necroquake ended up uncovering many of them which led to an armsrace from the various Grand Alliances to claim the contents within. Some issues included the forces of Nurgle claiming some black seeds that grow nighly destructive black trees that they tried to plant throughout Ghyran. And Gordrakk stealing the skull of an ancient godbeast to use as a battering ram to destroy Excelcius. Not great times.

	Which was later confounded with ~~Belakor~~ unleashing the dark clouds across the realms that can make Stormcast resurrections more difficult.		Which was later confounded with Be'lakor unleashing the dark clouds across the realms that can make Stormcast resurrections more difficult.

	Still some good news came his way with his frenemy Teclis managing to defeat Nagash and undoing the Necroquake for him (so guess he didn't actually have to get involved) and Allarielle reviving the Oak of Ages past with life now being ascendant again and likely to give Nurgle some trouble. Though this had the unfortunate side-effect of bringing Kragnos back into the realms from his imprisonment and nearly led to the destruction of Excelcis. Not to mention Morathi annexing Anvilgard. Though in the end Excelcius was saved and he has reached atleast an agreement with Morathi (though all parties with a brain knows Sigmar might still do something about her someday) and allowing her to keep the small city. Though this was in no small part to Grungi convincing everyone that Morathi is too useful to exile atleast for the time being.		Still some good news came his way with his frenemy Teclis managing to defeat Nagash and undoing the Necroquake for him (so guess he didn't actually have to get involved) and Allarielle reviving the Oak of Ages past with life now being ascendant again and likely to give Nurgle some trouble. Though this had the unfortunate side-effect of bringing Kragnos back into the realms from his imprisonment and nearly led to the destruction of Excelcis. Not to mention Morathi annexing Anvilgard. Though in the end Excelcius was saved and he has reached atleast an agreement with Morathi (though all parties with a brain knows Sigmar might still do something about her someday) and allowing her to keep the small city. Though this was in no small part to Grungi convincing everyone that Morathi is too useful to exile atleast for the time being.

1d4chan>Itcheyness: /* Early Life */

2023-02-11T18:59:17Z

Early Life

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	The Imperial Calendar (IC) which starts from his coronation by the Ar-Ulric (if you need to know, he's the Viking pope and he makes Bjorn the Fell-Handed look like a pussy) commonly places Sigmar's birth as starting from -30 IC. He was said to be born in the Reikland area in the southwest of what would later become the Empire, where the Unberogen tribe dwelt. The night of his birth was marked with the twin-tailed comet, but he found his purchase on life after being cut out of his dying mother's womb by his badass manly motherfucker of a father. In the middle of pitched battle with Orcs I might add. [[Conan the Barbarian\|And if that sounds familiar to you, good. You're paying attention.]] Oddly enough, a mighty thunder-clap was also heard in the night sky. Causing various prophets to call Sigmar, "the Child of Thunder". [[Viking\|And if that is also familiar to you, good. I shall make an expert of your filthy self yet.]] Oh and when he was born his forehead was anointed with Ork's blood, how about that for a baptism?		The Imperial Calendar (IC) which starts from his coronation by the Ar-Ulric (if you need to know, he's the Viking pope and he makes Bjorn the Fell-Handed look like a pussy) commonly places Sigmar's birth as starting from -30 IC. He was said to be born in the Reikland area in the southwest of what would later become the Empire, where the Unberogen tribe dwelt. The night of his birth was marked with the twin-tailed comet, but he found his purchase on life after being cut out of his dying mother's womb by his badass manly motherfucker of a father. In the middle of pitched battle with Orcs I might add. [[Conan the Barbarian\|And if that sounds familiar to you, good. You're paying attention.]] Oddly enough, a mighty thunder-clap was also heard in the night sky. Causing various prophets to call Sigmar, "the Child of Thunder". [[Viking\|And if that is also familiar to you, good. I shall make an expert of your filthy self yet.]] Oh and when he was born his forehead was anointed with Ork's blood, how about that for a baptism?

	In the year -15, when he was fifteen years of age, Sigmar had become a badass, bigger and stronger than his peers and was already a respected warrior ([[Conan the Barbarian\|again, just like a certain Cimmerian]]). At this point, Sigmar is recorded to have gained the friendship of the great Dwarfen king Kurgan Ironbeard by saving his stunty ass from a warband of Orcs led by a MASSIVE Black Orc Warboss (for you ~~40Kfags~~, that's basically Ghazgkhull, but with a fucking axe and a pair of balls). This fight ended with Kurgan throwing the legendary Ghal-Maraz to Sigmar, which he then promptly used to smash the warboss's skull to paste. After the fight, Sigmar attempted to return the hammer, but Kurgan told him to keep it as a reward for saving his life. He also pledged the friendship of the Dwarfen kingdom to the Unberogen tribe for this act of selfless courage. Of course, Sigmar actually only went after Orcs as part of a revenge raid for their prior attack on Reikdorf, Dwarf-saving was nothing but a happy coincidence.		In the year -15, when he was fifteen years of age, Sigmar had become a badass, bigger and stronger than his peers and was already a respected warrior ([[Conan the Barbarian\|again, just like a certain Cimmerian]]). At this point, Sigmar is recorded to have gained the friendship of the great Dwarfen king Kurgan Ironbeard by saving his stunty ass from a warband of Orcs led by a MASSIVE Black Orc Warboss (for you 40Kers, that's basically Ghazgkhull, but with a fucking axe and a pair of balls). This fight ended with Kurgan throwing the legendary Ghal-Maraz to Sigmar, which he then promptly used to smash the warboss's skull to paste. After the fight, Sigmar attempted to return the hammer, but Kurgan told him to keep it as a reward for saving his life. He also pledged the friendship of the Dwarfen kingdom to the Unberogen tribe for this act of selfless courage. Of course, Sigmar actually only went after Orcs as part of a revenge raid for their prior attack on Reikdorf, Dwarf-saving was nothing but a happy coincidence.

	Sigmar's early life would also be punctuated with other grand victories such as the Battle of Astofen Bridge, where he turned back an army of 2000 Orcs. It was also the battle where he earned his shield and became a man. Yes, Sigmar was saving Dwarf Kings and raping Orc Warbosses before early manhood.		Sigmar's early life would also be punctuated with other grand victories such as the Battle of Astofen Bridge, where he turned back an army of 2000 Orcs. It was also the battle where he earned his shield and became a man. Yes, Sigmar was saving Dwarf Kings and raping Orc Warbosses before early manhood.

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	[[File:SigmarHeldenhammer.jpg\|right\|350px\|thumb\|Sigmar ~~may not have [[God-Emperor~~ of ~~Mankind\|fabulous hair]],~~		[[File:SigmarHeldenhammer.jpg\|right\|350px\|thumb\|Thor would say "I'm still worthy!". Sigmar would say "Ghal Maraz is worthy of me!".]]
	~~but look at that beard~~.]]

	<div style="font-size:1.10em;font-weight:bold;font-style:bold;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:gold;font-size:100%'>''"I AM SIGMAR! FOUNDER OF THE EMPIRE AND SLAYER OF ORCS!"''</span></div>		<div style="font-size:1.10em;font-weight:bold;font-style:bold;font-family:serif;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em"><span style='color:gold;font-size:100%'>''"I AM SIGMAR! FOUNDER OF THE EMPIRE AND SLAYER OF ORCS!"''</span></div>

1d4chan>Boros: /* Trivia */

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Trivia

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	Image:EmpsVSigmar.jpg\|The question isn't who wins. It's whether the merged Empires managed to maintain their plot armor.		Image:EmpsVSigmar.jpg\|The question isn't who wins. It's whether the merged Empires managed to maintain their plot armor.
	~~Image:Emps&SigmarGenderBendBy Flick The Thief.jpg\|Rule 63, The sweetest of Here- {{BLAM}}~~
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1d4chan>GreySeerCriak: Undo revision 856701 by Boros (talk)

2022-11-08T04:05:44Z

Undo revision 856701 by Boros (talk)

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	Image:EmpsVSigmar.jpg\|The question isn't who wins. It's whether the merged Empires managed to maintain their plot armor.		Image:EmpsVSigmar.jpg\|The question isn't who wins. It's whether the merged Empires managed to maintain their plot armor.
			Image:Emps&SigmarGenderBendBy Flick The Thief.jpg\|Rule 63, The sweetest of Here- {{BLAM}}
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1d4chan>Boros at 23:10, 7 November 2022

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	Image:EmpsVSigmar.jpg\|The question isn't who wins. It's whether the merged Empires managed to maintain their plot armor.		Image:EmpsVSigmar.jpg\|The question isn't who wins. It's whether the merged Empires managed to maintain their plot armor.
	~~Image:Emps&SigmarGenderBendBy Flick The Thief.jpg\|Rule 63, The sweetest of Here- {{BLAM}}~~
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151.53.38.215: /* Appearance */

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Appearance

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	==Appearance==		==Appearance==
	Unlike that [[Emperor\|black-haired proto-Sumerian]] we have a good idea what Sigmar really looked like without resorting to palanquins created by zealots. Sigmar was a giant, broad muscular manly motherfucker with ~~blonde~~ hair that was grown too damn long, and some badass armored boots meant for stomping on the skulls of green skins and beastmen. Uniquely, he had mismatched eyes with one green and one blue. He wielded a dwarven warhammer, ''Ghal-Maraz'', which is best-known as the symbol of [[Warhammer Fantasy]] itself. In early editions the symbol was the hammer of the Chaos champion, [[Harald Hammerstorm]].		Unlike that [[Emperor\|black-haired proto-Sumerian]] we have a good idea what Sigmar really looked like without resorting to palanquins created by zealots. Sigmar was a giant, broad muscular manly motherfucker with red hair that was grown too damn long, and some badass armored boots meant for stomping on the skulls of green skins and beastmen. Uniquely, he had mismatched eyes with one green and one blue. He wielded a dwarven warhammer, ''Ghal-Maraz'', which is best-known as the symbol of [[Warhammer Fantasy]] itself. In early editions the symbol was the hammer of the Chaos champion, [[Harald Hammerstorm]].

	With Age of Sigmar his hair is a clear tone of brown and he has a long beard, helping to make his parallels to Odin seem more obvious.		With Age of Sigmar his hair is a clear tone of brown and he has a long beard, helping to make his parallels to Odin seem more obvious.