Sir Jonathan - Revision history

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		A humorous version of the long-overplayed "Shit was SO CASH" copypasta, supposedly from the point of view of a jock.

		Now redone as a brave knight criticising his less heroic brethren.

		==The Knicht's Burne==

		Greetings, varlets and sodomites!

		I am Sir Jonathan, a knicht of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wrecches who spend their every wakynge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by God. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.

		Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knicht most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "pleasure thyself"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing worthy of many a gold piece indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.

		Behold here an image of my faire ladye.
		[https://web.archive.org/web/20221022204435if_/http://cdn2.all-art.org/baroque/images/rubens/Untitled-4.jpg]

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	~~A humorous version of the long-overplayed "Shit was SO CASH" copypasta, supposedly from the point of view of a jock.~~

	~~Now redone as a brave knight criticising his less heroic brethren.~~

	~~==The Knicht's Burne==~~

	~~Greetings, varlets and sodomites!~~

	I am Sir Jonathan, a knicht of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wrecches who spend their every wakynge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by God. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.

	Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knicht most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "pleasure thyself"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing worthy of many a gold piece indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.

	~~Behold here an image of my faire ladye.~~
	~~[https://web.archive.org/web/20221022204435if_/http://cdn2.all-art.org/baroque/images/rubens/Untitled-4.jpg]~~

	~~[[Category:Copypasta]][[Category:Meme]]~~

89.65.61.158: /* The Knicht's Burne */ added original photo of my faire lady.

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The Knicht's Burne: added original photo of my faire lady.

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	Behold here an image of my faire ladye.		Behold here an image of my faire ladye.
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	A humorous version of the long-overplayed "Shit was SO CASH" copypasta, supposedly from the point of view of a jock.		A humorous version of the long-overplayed "Shit was SO CASH" copypasta, supposedly from the point of view of a jock.

109.153.45.85: /* The Knicht's Burne */

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The Knicht's Burne

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	I am Sir Jonathan, a knicht of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wrecches who spend their every wakynge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by God. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.		I am Sir Jonathan, a knicht of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wrecches who spend their every wakynge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by God. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.

	Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knicht most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "pleasure thyself"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.		Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knicht most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "pleasure thyself"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing worthy of many a gold piece indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.

	Behold here an image of my faire ladye.		Behold here an image of my faire ladye.

89.191.130.232 at 18:37, 28 December 2011

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	Behold here an image of my faire ladye.		Behold here an image of my faire ladye.
			[http://cdn2.all-art.org/baroque/images/rubens/Untitled-4.jpg]

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1d4chan>Fatum: Undo revision 52521 by Munch munch (Talk)

2010-02-01T10:43:33Z

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	Now redone as a brave knight criticising his less heroic brethren.		Now redone as a brave knight criticising his less heroic brethren.

	==The ~~Knight~~'s Burne==		==The Knicht's Burne==

	Greetings, varlets and sodomites!		Greetings, varlets and sodomites!

	I am Sir Jonathan, a ~~knight~~ of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, ~~wretches~~ who spend their every ~~wakinge~~ houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by [[God~~-like\|God]]~~. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.		I am Sir Jonathan, a knicht of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wrecches who spend their every wakynge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by God. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.

	Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a ~~knight~~ most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "~~[Slaanesh\|~~pleasure thyself]]"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.		Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knicht most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "pleasure thyself"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.

	Behold here an image of my faire ladye.		Behold here an image of my faire ladye.

	[[Category:Copypasta]][[Category:Meme]]		[[Category:Copypasta]][[Category:Meme]]

1d4chan>Fatum: Undo revision 52522 by Munch munch (Talk): Uh, what do those links have to do with the article or the words they are added to?

2010-02-01T10:43:00Z

Undo revision 52522 by Munch munch (Talk): Uh, what do those links have to do with the article or the words they are added to?

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	Greetings, varlets and sodomites!		Greetings, varlets and sodomites!

	I am Sir Jonathan, a knight of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wretches who spend their every wakinge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by [[~~Godlike~~\|God]]. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.		I am Sir Jonathan, a knight of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wretches who spend their every wakinge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by [[God-like\|God]]. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.

	Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knight most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "[Slaanesh\|pleasure thyself]]"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.		Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knight most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "[Slaanesh\|pleasure thyself]]"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.