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	Skarbrand's wings were destroyed by the impact, but he kept on killing indiscriminately in the name of the Blood God. In fact, he's so goddamn angry that he makes everyone near him go crazy with blood-lust too. In a somewhat ironic twist of fate, he kills far more than he did when he was in Khorne's good graces. Then again Khorne can no longer directly command Skarbrand after his banishment, so if Tzeentch didn't push him to the edge; he could have been even more powerful and dangerous than [[An'ggrath]] or [[Angron]], given enough time under Khorne's leadership. It should be noted however, that the Masque of Slaanesh considered Skarbrand to be the only daemon powerful enough to destroy arcane defenses guarding the portal to Biel-Tan.		Skarbrand's wings were destroyed by the impact, but he kept on killing indiscriminately in the name of the Blood God. In fact, he's so goddamn angry that he makes everyone near him go crazy with blood-lust too. In a somewhat ironic twist of fate, he kills far more than he did when he was in Khorne's good graces. Then again Khorne can no longer directly command Skarbrand after his banishment, so if Tzeentch didn't push him to the edge; he could have been even more powerful and dangerous than [[An'ggrath]] or [[Angron]], given enough time under Khorne's leadership. It should be noted however, that the Masque of Slaanesh considered Skarbrand to be the only daemon powerful enough to destroy arcane defenses guarding the portal to Biel-Tan.

	In all the appearances where Skarbrand has a speaking role, his dialogue is surprisingly soft-spoken and eloquent even though Khorne throttled everything except rage out of him. This implies either an unreliable narrator and that Khorne wasn't as successful as he thought or that Skarbrand was able to recover from that and develop a broader emotional ~~pallet~~ in the long-term due to not being in a constant mind-link with Khorne.		In all the appearances where Skarbrand has a speaking role, his dialogue is surprisingly soft-spoken and eloquent even though Khorne throttled everything except rage out of him. This implies either an unreliable narrator and that Khorne wasn't as successful as he thought or that Skarbrand was able to recover from that and develop a broader emotional pallette in the long-term due to not being in a constant mind-link with Khorne.

	He recently appeared on the fortress world Lutoris Epsilon and caused all the Guardsmen defending the planet to go all 28 Days Later on each other, which makes one wonder why Khorne doesn't just send him to Cadia. Probably the disowning for the whole "tried to kill me" thing. He then butchered his way out of a [[Grey Knight]] ambush on Phaedes Ekron. In his last known appearance, he was unceremoniously one-shot by [[Dante]], being cut in half and sent back to the Warp. Sadface.		He recently appeared on the fortress world Lutoris Epsilon and caused all the Guardsmen defending the planet to go all 28 Days Later on each other, which makes one wonder why Khorne doesn't just send him to Cadia. Probably the disowning for the whole "tried to kill me" thing. He then butchered his way out of a [[Grey Knight]] ambush on Phaedes Ekron. In his last known appearance, he was unceremoniously one-shot by [[Dante]], being cut in half and sent back to the Warp. Sadface.

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	Skarbrand's blow that could've split a mountain or killed a nation took only the tiniest of chinks from Khorne's armor and got his attention. Khorne was [[RAGE\|somewhat displeased]] with this act, not because of challenging him (which would have just gotten Skarbrand a slap down) but because Skarbrand opened with a sneak attack rather than a direct challenge. Khorne then proceeded to choke Skarbrand of all thought or reason (insomuch as a Bloodthirster has either) until all that remained of him was his boundless rage. He then yeeted Skarbrand away so hard that he flew for a solid week.		Skarbrand's blow that could've split a mountain or killed a nation took only the tiniest of chinks from Khorne's armor and got his attention. Khorne was [[RAGE\|somewhat displeased]] with this act, not because of challenging him (which would have just gotten Skarbrand a slap down) but because Skarbrand opened with a sneak attack rather than a direct challenge. Khorne then proceeded to choke Skarbrand of all thought or reason (insomuch as a Bloodthirster has either) until all that remained of him was his boundless rage. He then yeeted Skarbrand away so hard that he flew for a solid week.

	Skarbrand's wings were destroyed by the impact, but he kept on killing indiscriminately in the name of the Blood God. In fact, he's so goddamn angry that he makes everyone near him go crazy with blood-lust too. In a somewhat ironic twist of fate, he kills far more than he did when he was in Khorne's good graces. Then again Khorne can no longer directly command Skarbrand after his banishment, so if Tzeentch didn't push him to the edge; he could have been even more powerful and dangerous than [[An'ggrath]] or [[Angron]], given enough time under Khorne's leadership. It should be noted however, that the Masque of Slaanesh considered Skarbrand to be the only ~~demon~~ powerful enough to destroy arcane defenses guarding the portal to Biel-Tan.		Skarbrand's wings were destroyed by the impact, but he kept on killing indiscriminately in the name of the Blood God. In fact, he's so goddamn angry that he makes everyone near him go crazy with blood-lust too. In a somewhat ironic twist of fate, he kills far more than he did when he was in Khorne's good graces. Then again Khorne can no longer directly command Skarbrand after his banishment, so if Tzeentch didn't push him to the edge; he could have been even more powerful and dangerous than [[An'ggrath]] or [[Angron]], given enough time under Khorne's leadership. It should be noted however, that the Masque of Slaanesh considered Skarbrand to be the only daemon powerful enough to destroy arcane defenses guarding the portal to Biel-Tan.

	In all the appearances where Skarbrand has a speaking role, his dialogue is surprisingly soft-spoken and eloquent even though Khorne throttled everything except rage out of him. This implies either an unreliable narrator and that Khorne wasn't as successful as he thought or that Skarbrand was able to recover from that and develop a broader emotional pallet in the long-term due to not being in a constant mind-link with Khorne.		In all the appearances where Skarbrand has a speaking role, his dialogue is surprisingly soft-spoken and eloquent even though Khorne throttled everything except rage out of him. This implies either an unreliable narrator and that Khorne wasn't as successful as he thought or that Skarbrand was able to recover from that and develop a broader emotional pallet in the long-term due to not being in a constant mind-link with Khorne.

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	He recently appeared on the fortress world Lutoris Epsilon and caused all the Guardsmen defending the planet to go all 28 Days Later on each other, which makes one wonder why Khorne doesn't just send him to Cadia. Probably the disowning for the whole "tried to kill me" thing. He then butchered his way out of a [[Grey Knight]] ambush on Phaedes Ekron. In his last known appearance, he was unceremoniously one-shot by [[Dante]], being cut in half and sent back to the Warp. Sadface.		He recently appeared on the fortress world Lutoris Epsilon and caused all the Guardsmen defending the planet to go all 28 Days Later on each other, which makes one wonder why Khorne doesn't just send him to Cadia. Probably the disowning for the whole "tried to kill me" thing. He then butchered his way out of a [[Grey Knight]] ambush on Phaedes Ekron. In his last known appearance, he was unceremoniously one-shot by [[Dante]], being cut in half and sent back to the Warp. Sadface.

	That did not last long however, as he appeared in the second Gathering Storm book "teamed up" with [[The Masque\|The Masque of Slaanesh]] as part of a bet on who could slaughter the most [[Eldar]] on an Exodite world. Of course, that was all just so The [[Just as planned\|Masque could use him]] to break though seals placed on a webway gate [[Just as planned\|which led straight]] into [[Biel-Tan\|Biel-Tan]] His reaction when he discovered this was reportedly bellowing his scorn for the color green, one of the primary colors of Biel-Tan, before he charged the webway gate to further express his hatred. He joined The Masque in the fighting afterwards (or rather, continued to compete for their bet), but was surprisingly defeated and banished by the craftworld's [[Khaine\|Avatar of Khaine]] (we're really just surprised GW didn't decide to use the Avatar as punching bag yet again, to prop up Skarbrand's BBEG levels like what they typically do).		That did not last long however, as he appeared in the second Gathering Storm book "teamed up" with [[The Masque\|The Masque of Slaanesh]] as part of a bet on who could slaughter the most [[Eldar]] on an Exodite world. Of course, that was all just so The [[Just as planned\|Masque could use him]] to break though seals placed on a webway gate [[Just as planned\|which led straight]] into [[Biel-Tan\|Biel-Tan]]. His reaction when he discovered this was reportedly bellowing his scorn for the color green, one of the primary colors of Biel-Tan, before he charged the webway gate to further express his hatred. He joined The Masque in the fighting afterwards (or rather, continued to compete for their bet), but was surprisingly defeated and banished by the craftworld's [[Khaine\|Avatar of Khaine]] (we're really just surprised GW didn't decide to use the Avatar as punching bag yet again, to prop up Skarbrand's BBEG levels like what they typically do).

	He also appeared on the Blackstone Fortress where [[Roboute Guilliman]] and his Crusade were being held prisoner. After Kairos refused to kill Guilliman due to wanting to spare him for future plans Skarbrand attacked the Fortress with a Khornate Warband so he could take Roboute's skull for Khorne and also because he is repulsed by disagreements. However due to the Black Templar Emperor's Champion sacrificing himself and planting his sword in Skarbrand's chest, Roboute was able to give the Bloodthirster a good beating and escaped.		He also appeared on the Blackstone Fortress where [[Roboute Guilliman]] and his Crusade were being held prisoner. After Kairos refused to kill Guilliman due to wanting to spare him for future plans Skarbrand attacked the Fortress with a Khornate Warband so he could take Roboute's skull for Khorne and also because he is repulsed by disagreements. However due to the Black Templar Emperor's Champion sacrificing himself and planting his sword in Skarbrand's chest, Roboute was able to give the Bloodthirster a good beating and escaped.

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	[[File:16999239_340497286345256_3126583543407667659_n.jpg\|400px\|right\|thumb\|SKARBRAND RESENTS THE COLOR BLUE!]]		[[File:16999239_340497286345256_3126583543407667659_n.jpg\|400px\|right\|thumb\|SKARBRAND RESENTS THE COLOR BLUE!]]
	{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}		{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
	{{Topquote\|[[Verminlord\|Vecteek]] couldn’t come. So I came instead. You have called and I have answered. You sought the Harbinger of Doom. I am he, [[Thanquol\|little sorcerer]]. I am your Doom. I am Skarbrand. I am your death...\|[[Skarbrand, ''[[Gotrek & Felix\|Thanquol's Doom]]''}}		{{Topquote\|[[Verminlord\|Vecteek]] couldn’t come. So I came instead. You have called and I have answered. You sought the Harbinger of Doom. I am he, [[Thanquol\|little sorcerer]]. I am your Doom. I am Skarbrand. I am your death...\|Skarbrand, ''[[Gotrek & Felix\|Thanquol's Doom]]''}}
	{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}		{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}

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	[[File:16999239_340497286345256_3126583543407667659_n.jpg\|400px\|right\|thumb\|SKARBRAND RESENTS THE COLOR BLUE!]]		[[File:16999239_340497286345256_3126583543407667659_n.jpg\|400px\|right\|thumb\|SKARBRAND RESENTS THE COLOR BLUE!]]
	{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}		{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
	{{Topquote\|~~SKARBRAND DOESN'T APPRECIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT!~~\|[[~~If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device~~\|Skarbrand, ~~stating his feelings on physical contact.~~]]}}		{{Topquote\|[[Verminlord\|Vecteek]] couldn’t come. So I came instead. You have called and I have answered. You sought the Harbinger of Doom. I am he, [[Thanquol\|little sorcerer]]. I am your Doom. I am Skarbrand. I am your death...\|[[Skarbrand, ''[[Gotrek & Felix\|Thanquol's Doom]]''}}
	{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}		{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}

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	'''Skarbrand the Exiled One''',"sÅÅsbrand", "That Bloke", was formerly the most powerful [[Bloodthirster]] in the service of [[Khorne]]. He was so powerful, in fact, that [[Tzeentch]] took notice and began encouraging him to kill, maim and burn even more in the service of his lord until he was considered a seething tower of rage. This might seem counterproductive in the extreme, but eventually Skarbrand got so angry that he tried (and failed) to cheap-shot Khorne himself, [[Just as planned\|just as Tzeentch planned]].		'''Skarbrand the Exiled One''',"sÅÅsbrand", "That Bloke", was formerly the most powerful [[Bloodthirster]] in the service of [[Khorne]]. He was so powerful, in fact, that [[Tzeentch]] took notice and began encouraging him to kill, maim and burn even more in the service of his lord until he was considered a seething tower of rage. This might seem counterproductive in the extreme, but eventually Skarbrand got so angry that he tried (and failed) to cheap-shot Khorne himself, [[Just as planned\|just as Tzeentch planned]].

	Skarbrand's blow that could've split a mountain or killed a nation took only the tiniest of chinks from Khorne's armor and got his attention. Khorne was [[RAGE\|somewhat displeased]] with this ~~treachery~~, ~~and~~ proceeded to choke Skarbrand of all thought or reason (insomuch as a Bloodthirster has either) until all that remained of him was his boundless rage. He then yeeted Skarbrand away so hard that he flew for a solid week.		Skarbrand's blow that could've split a mountain or killed a nation took only the tiniest of chinks from Khorne's armor and got his attention. Khorne was [[RAGE\|somewhat displeased]] with this act, not because of challenging him (which would have just gotten Skarbrand a slap down) but because Skarbrand opened with a sneak attack rather than a direct challenge. Khorne then proceeded to choke Skarbrand of all thought or reason (insomuch as a Bloodthirster has either) until all that remained of him was his boundless rage. He then yeeted Skarbrand away so hard that he flew for a solid week.

	Skarbrand's wings were destroyed by the impact, but he kept on killing indiscriminately in the name of the Blood God. In fact, he's so goddamn angry that he makes everyone near him go crazy with blood-lust too. In a somewhat ironic twist of fate, he kills far more than he did when he was in Khorne's good graces. Then again Khorne can no longer directly command Skarbrand after his banishment, so if Tzeentch didn't push him to the edge; he could have been even more powerful and dangerous than [[An'ggrath]] or [[Angron]], given enough time under Khorne's leadership. It should be noted however, that the Masque of Slaanesh considered Skarbrand to be the only demon powerful enough to destroy arcane defenses guarding the portal to Biel-Tan.		Skarbrand's wings were destroyed by the impact, but he kept on killing indiscriminately in the name of the Blood God. In fact, he's so goddamn angry that he makes everyone near him go crazy with blood-lust too. In a somewhat ironic twist of fate, he kills far more than he did when he was in Khorne's good graces. Then again Khorne can no longer directly command Skarbrand after his banishment, so if Tzeentch didn't push him to the edge; he could have been even more powerful and dangerous than [[An'ggrath]] or [[Angron]], given enough time under Khorne's leadership. It should be noted however, that the Masque of Slaanesh considered Skarbrand to be the only demon powerful enough to destroy arcane defenses guarding the portal to Biel-Tan.

			In all the appearances where Skarbrand has a speaking role, his dialogue is surprisingly soft-spoken and eloquent even though Khorne throttled everything except rage out of him. This implies either an unreliable narrator and that Khorne wasn't as successful as he thought or that Skarbrand was able to recover from that and develop a broader emotional pallet in the long-term due to not being in a constant mind-link with Khorne.

	He recently appeared on the fortress world Lutoris Epsilon and caused all the Guardsmen defending the planet to go all 28 Days Later on each other, which makes one wonder why Khorne doesn't just send him to Cadia. Probably the disowning for the whole "tried to kill me" thing. He then butchered his way out of a [[Grey Knight]] ambush on Phaedes Ekron. In his last known appearance, he was unceremoniously one-shot by [[Dante]], being cut in half and sent back to the Warp. Sadface.		He recently appeared on the fortress world Lutoris Epsilon and caused all the Guardsmen defending the planet to go all 28 Days Later on each other, which makes one wonder why Khorne doesn't just send him to Cadia. Probably the disowning for the whole "tried to kill me" thing. He then butchered his way out of a [[Grey Knight]] ambush on Phaedes Ekron. In his last known appearance, he was unceremoniously one-shot by [[Dante]], being cut in half and sent back to the Warp. Sadface.

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	{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}		{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
	{{Topquote\|SKARBRAND DOESN'T APPRECIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT!\|[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\|Skarbrand, stating his feelings on physical contact.]]}}		{{Topquote\|SKARBRAND DOESN'T APPRECIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT!\|[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\|Skarbrand, stating his feelings on physical contact.]]}}
	{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the ~~epitomy~~ of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}		{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}

	'''Skarbrand the Exiled One''',"sÅÅsbrand", "That Bloke", was formerly the most powerful [[Bloodthirster]] in the service of [[Khorne]]. He was so powerful, in fact, that [[Tzeentch]] took notice and began encouraging him to kill, maim and burn even more in the service of his lord until he was considered a seething tower of rage. This might seem counterproductive in the extreme, but eventually Skarbrand got so angry that he tried (and failed) to cheap-shot Khorne himself, [[Just as planned\|just as Tzeentch planned]].		'''Skarbrand the Exiled One''',"sÅÅsbrand", "That Bloke", was formerly the most powerful [[Bloodthirster]] in the service of [[Khorne]]. He was so powerful, in fact, that [[Tzeentch]] took notice and began encouraging him to kill, maim and burn even more in the service of his lord until he was considered a seething tower of rage. This might seem counterproductive in the extreme, but eventually Skarbrand got so angry that he tried (and failed) to cheap-shot Khorne himself, [[Just as planned\|just as Tzeentch planned]].

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	{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}		{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
	{{Topquote\|[[Verminlord\|Vecteek]] couldn’t come. So I came instead. You have called and I have answered. You sought the Harbinger of Doom. I am he, [[Thanquol\|little sorcerer]]. I am your Doom. I am Skarbrand. I am your death...\|[[Skarbrand, ''[[Gotrek & Felix\|Thanquol's Doom]]''}}		{{Topquote\|[[Verminlord\|Vecteek]] couldn’t come. So I came instead. You have called and I have answered. You sought the Harbinger of Doom. I am he, [[Thanquol\|little sorcerer]]. I am your Doom. I am Skarbrand. I am your death...\|Skarbrand, ''[[Gotrek & Felix\|Thanquol's Doom]]''}}
	{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}		{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}

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	{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}		{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
	{{Topquote\|~~SKARBRAND DOESN'T APPRECIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT!~~\|[[~~If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device~~\|Skarbrand, ~~stating his feelings on physical contact.~~]]}}		{{Topquote\|[[Verminlord\|Vecteek]] couldn’t come. So I came instead. You have called and I have answered. You sought the Harbinger of Doom. I am he, [[Thanquol\|little sorcerer]]. I am your Doom. I am Skarbrand. I am your death...\|[[Skarbrand, ''[[Gotrek & Felix\|Thanquol's Doom]]''}}
	{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}		{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}

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	{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}		{{Topquote\|'''HATE'''. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO '''HATE YOU''' SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD '''HATE''' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE '''HATE''' I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. '''HATE. HATE.'''\|The Allied Master Computer, ''I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream''}}
	{{Topquote\|SKARBRAND DOESN'T APPRECIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT!\|[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\|Skarbrand, stating his feelings on physical contact.]]}}		{{Topquote\|SKARBRAND DOESN'T APPRECIATE PHYSICAL CONTACT!\|[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\|Skarbrand, stating his feelings on physical contact.]]}}
	{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the ~~epitomy~~ of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}		{{Topquote\|The Lord of Rage. Born of destruction, of insatiable bloodlust. We are his savagery incarnate, the epitome of brutality, rewarded for our ferocity. Join our relentless hunt! Enact the wrath of the Blood God! Unleash your fury! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!\|2=[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur05W5lxzAM Skarbrand, explaining what his faction does in the trailer] in [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] 3...which he hates.}}

	'''Skarbrand the Exiled One''',"sÅÅsbrand", "That Bloke", was formerly the most powerful [[Bloodthirster]] in the service of [[Khorne]]. He was so powerful, in fact, that [[Tzeentch]] took notice and began encouraging him to kill, maim and burn even more in the service of his lord until he was considered a seething tower of rage. This might seem counterproductive in the extreme, but eventually Skarbrand got so angry that he tried (and failed) to cheap-shot Khorne himself, [[Just as planned\|just as Tzeentch planned]].		'''Skarbrand the Exiled One''',"sÅÅsbrand", "That Bloke", was formerly the most powerful [[Bloodthirster]] in the service of [[Khorne]]. He was so powerful, in fact, that [[Tzeentch]] took notice and began encouraging him to kill, maim and burn even more in the service of his lord until he was considered a seething tower of rage. This might seem counterproductive in the extreme, but eventually Skarbrand got so angry that he tried (and failed) to cheap-shot Khorne himself, [[Just as planned\|just as Tzeentch planned]].

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	Skarbrand's blow that could've split a mountain or killed a nation took only the tiniest of chinks from Khorne's armor and got his attention. Khorne was [[RAGE\|somewhat displeased]] with this act, not because of challenging him (which would have just gotten Skarbrand a slap down) but because Skarbrand opened with a sneak attack rather than a direct challenge. Khorne then proceeded to choke Skarbrand of all thought or reason (insomuch as a Bloodthirster has either) until all that remained of him was his boundless rage. He then yeeted Skarbrand away so hard that he flew for a solid week.		Skarbrand's blow that could've split a mountain or killed a nation took only the tiniest of chinks from Khorne's armor and got his attention. Khorne was [[RAGE\|somewhat displeased]] with this act, not because of challenging him (which would have just gotten Skarbrand a slap down) but because Skarbrand opened with a sneak attack rather than a direct challenge. Khorne then proceeded to choke Skarbrand of all thought or reason (insomuch as a Bloodthirster has either) until all that remained of him was his boundless rage. He then yeeted Skarbrand away so hard that he flew for a solid week.

	Skarbrand's wings were destroyed by the impact, but he kept on killing indiscriminately in the name of the Blood God. In fact, he's so goddamn angry that he makes everyone near him go crazy with blood-lust too. In a somewhat ironic twist of fate, he kills far more than he did when he was in Khorne's good graces. Then again Khorne can no longer directly command Skarbrand after his banishment, so if Tzeentch didn't push him to the edge; he could have been even more powerful and dangerous than [[An'ggrath]] or [[Angron]], given enough time under Khorne's leadership. It should be noted however, that the Masque of Slaanesh considered Skarbrand to be the only demon powerful enough to destroy arcane defenses guarding the portal to Biel-Tan.		Skarbrand's wings were destroyed by the impact, but he kept on killing indiscriminately in the name of the Blood God. In fact, he's so goddamn angry that he makes everyone near him go crazy with blood-lust too. In a somewhat ironic twist of fate, he kills far more than he did when he was in Khorne's good graces. Then again Khorne can no longer directly command Skarbrand after his banishment, so if Tzeentch didn't push him to the edge; he could have been even more powerful and dangerous than [[An'ggrath]] or [[Angron]], given enough time under Khorne's leadership. It should be noted however, that the Masque of Slaanesh considered Skarbrand to be the only demon powerful enough to destroy arcane defenses guarding the portal to Biel-Tan.

	In all the appearances where Skarbrand has a speaking role, his dialogue is surprisingly soft-spoken and eloquent even though Khorne throttled everything except rage out of him. This implies either an unreliable narrator and that Khorne wasn't as successful as he thought or that Skarbrand was able to recover from that and develop a broader emotional pallet in the long-term due to not being in a constant mind-link with Khorne.		In all the appearances where Skarbrand has a speaking role, his dialogue is surprisingly soft-spoken and eloquent even though Khorne throttled everything except rage out of him. This implies either an unreliable narrator and that Khorne wasn't as successful as he thought or that Skarbrand was able to recover from that and develop a broader emotional pallet in the long-term due to not being in a constant mind-link with Khorne.
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	*Skarbrand hates this list (as it is getting longer).		*Skarbrand hates this list (as it is getting longer).
	*Skarbrand hates that thing you like.		*Skarbrand hates that thing you like.
	*Skarbrand hates named characters and will subsequently beat them to a literal pulp. Whether or not Skarbrand hates himself for being a named character is unknown, as no one has asked Skarbrand this question and survived.		*Skarbrand hates named characters and will subsequently beat them to a literal pulp. Whether or not Skarbrand hates himself for being a named character is unknown, as no one has asked Skarbrand this question and survived.
	*Skarbrand hates when people project their issues onto him.		*Skarbrand hates when people project their issues onto him.
	*Skarbrand hates charity.		*Skarbrand hates charity.
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	*Skarbrand hates Erebus.		*Skarbrand hates Erebus.
	*Skarbrand <s>fears</s> does not hate Sly Marbo, but hates the distance between them.		*Skarbrand <s>fears</s> does not hate Sly Marbo, but hates the distance between them.
	*Skarbrand once had a crush on [[Valkia the Bloody]], but Khorne beat him to the kiss. In fact, this may have been the actual reason Skarbrand tried to overthrow Khorne.		*Skarbrand once had a crush on [[Valkia the Bloody]], but Khorne beat him to the kiss. In fact, this may have been the actual reason Skarbrand tried to overthrow Khorne.
	*Skarbrand does not hate rye bread, oddly enough.		*Skarbrand does not hate rye bread, oddly enough.
	*But he does hate Sourdough.		*But he does hate Sourdough.
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	You do have to deal that you have a diplomatic malus with all the other Khornate factions, but this is fair, considering it's the bad boy of the family. And a family fight to the death is mandatory and only mildly more aggresive than most family gatherings.		You do have to deal that you have a diplomatic malus with all the other Khornate factions, but this is fair, considering it's the bad boy of the family. And a family fight to the death is mandatory and only mildly more aggresive than most family gatherings.

	Hilariously, his item quest event involves him coming to terms with 2 Khornate armies to ambush a Nurglite army, only for Skarbrand to grow bored and attack his allies while they were waiting in ambush. And of course you have to also deal with the Nurglite army on your own.		Hilariously, his item quest event involves him coming to terms with 2 Khornate armies to ambush a Nurglite army, only for Skarbrand to grow bored and attack his allies while they were waiting in ambush. And of course you have to also deal with the Nurglite army on your own.

	His unique skill tree gives him a debuff that gives rampage to nearby units, some buffs and the ability to heal while he is in melee.		His unique skill tree gives him a debuff that gives rampage to nearby units, some buffs and the ability to heal while he is in melee.