Stephanie Meyer - Revision history

imported>Administrator: 49 revisions imported

2023-06-22T17:11:02Z

49 revisions imported

← Older revision	Revision as of 17:11, 22 June 2023
(No difference)

imported>Administrator: 1 revision imported

2023-06-19T03:52:05Z

1 revision imported

← Older revision	Revision as of 03:52, 19 June 2023
(No difference)

217.138.198.149: Redirected page to Vampire#Twilight

2020-06-09T11:53:38Z

Redirected page to Vampire#Twilight

← Older revision		Revision as of 11:53, 9 June 2020
Line 1:		Line 1:
	~~{{deletion\|We got rid of the~~ Twilight ~~article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}~~		#redirect [[Vampire#Twilight]]

1d4chan>Newerfag at 23:18, 15 September 2015

2015-09-15T23:18:17Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 23:18, 15 September 2015
Line 1:		Line 1:
	{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}		{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}

	~~{{HurfDurf}}~~

1d4chan>Evilexecutive: Blanking the page, seriously if you're going to declare it unsalvagable, unrelated garbage, you might as well blank it and leave the deletion tags.

2015-09-15T16:24:53Z

Blanking the page, seriously if you're going to declare it unsalvagable, unrelated garbage, you might as well blank it and leave the deletion tags.

← Older revision		Revision as of 16:24, 15 September 2015
Line 2:		Line 2:

	{{HurfDurf}}		{{HurfDurf}}

	Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who's still in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue\|MARY SUES]]!!!!!
	Her book fucks with peoples brains. This book turns people into retards. Of course, if you enjoyed twilight, you are a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old. (And a twisted, sick little fuck who gets off to pedophilia and necrophilia, considering the two's age differences and that vampires (proper vampires, that is) are walking corpses. Amirite?) Even the goth cult morons can't stand this stuff.


	Currently her new book series "The Host" is more or less Twilight but with an alien parasite in the woman's head resulting is a "love triangle but with two bodies" it sucks less and hasn't got as much rage mostly because you can make up any alien race and it lacks Twilight's necrophilia. Of course she didn't make up the race as they're the Yeerks, from "Animorphs".

	~~==The Author Hates Teh Gay==~~
	~~'''WARNING''': Contains [[Faggotry\|Politics]].~~

	~~Stephanie Meyer is a devout Mormon, and tithes a considerable amount of money from the sales of her ''Twitlight'' books to the Mormon church.~~
	Normally, this wouldn't be worthy of any real note, save for the fact that the church she tithes to is the exact same one that spent millions of dollars on advertising support for Proposition 8 - a bill outlawing homosexual marriage in California. The National Organization for Marriage, or [[Carnifex\|NOM]] was a front-group for Meyer's church, and it was notorious for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI running ads] portraying gay marriage as an oncoming [[Exterminatus]], which wound up hilarious as one politically-savvy [[/b/]]tard infiltrated the audition and proceeded to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2dmwGAks bring the comedic thunder].

	'''TL;DR:''' An investigation was launched (as said financing of Prop 8 was done in violation of California's disclosure laws), and the church was fined over their repeated [[FAIL\|failures]] to identify their involvement in the push for banning gay marriage. Hilariously, the very arguments dozens of members of NOM used to oppose gay marriage (most of which were worthy of a humor thread on [[/tg/]], such as claiming that gays want to [[Tyranid\|devour your biosphere]]) had no actual basis in reality and no actual quantifiable data to back said claims and inevitably led to Proposition 8 being overturned, meaning that ''Twilight'', indirectly, was successful in wasting months of judicial work and millions of taxpayer dollars.

	~~Ultimately, however, the fact remains undeniable: Every book Stephanie Meyer sells helps this group which actively has advocated ostracizing gays.~~

	So in spite of ''Twilight'' being quite gay in and of itself, and despite Meyer making metrosexual characters and plot-points that are [[FATAL\|gayer than 9 guys fucking 10 guys]], she hates her those gays.

	~~[[Troll\|Telling fans this]] tends to make their brains shift gears without the clutch, resulting in epic [[lulz]].~~

	~~==IN CONCLUSION==~~
	~~[[Rage\|RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]~~

	~~==See Also==~~
	*[[Twilight]]
	*[[fag]]


	~~[[Category: Writers]][[Category:FAIL]]~~

1d4chan>Hiddenkrypt: Why did I even bother. There's nothing to salvage here. The page deserves deletion, and if you think going off on a tangent about communism is going to fix that, you're wrong. This article is written worse than the books it complains about.

2015-09-15T14:42:48Z

Why did I even bother. There's nothing to salvage here. The page deserves deletion, and if you think going off on a tangent about communism is going to fix that, you're wrong. This article is written worse than the books it complains about.

← Older revision		Revision as of 14:42, 15 September 2015
Line 1:		Line 1:
	{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}		{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}

	~~{{Fail}}~~
	{{HurfDurf}}		{{HurfDurf}}
	~~{{Stub}}~~
	~~{{Heresy}}~~

	Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who's still in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue\|MARY SUES]]!!!!!		Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who's still in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue\|MARY SUES]]!!!!!
	Her book ~~<s>has been compared to the communist manifesto, in the sense that its not a bad book, but it</s>~~ fucks with peoples brains. The communist manifesto may fuck with peoples' brains, but at least it helped make a pretty badass country (Russia) (Actually Soviet union was one of the shittiest countrys in the world, becouse you were treated like shit, and everything was so fuckin owerpriced that a pair of jeans cost twice the amount of your monthly pay. And I`m not even starting about how there wasn`t any choise about your life. You were forced to work where they needed workers . And you know how the stores looked? Owerpriced shitty food that was available only becouse you had tickets which you could only get by working as a fucking horse. O and you could only buy any food only once a week becouse thats how sparse it was. People from countries that weren`t conquared by russians don`t understand how shitty it was ) and one of the shittiest laughingstocks of a country known to man (North Korea). On the other hand we don't know a single country based on the Twilight Saga, so it could be even worst.		Her book fucks with peoples brains. This book turns people into retards. Of course, if you enjoyed twilight, you are a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old. (And a twisted, sick little fuck who gets off to pedophilia and necrophilia, considering the two's age differences and that vampires (proper vampires, that is) are walking corpses. Amirite?) Even the goth cult morons can't stand this stuff.
	~~By comparison, this~~ book ~~<s>just makes twelve year old girls wet.</s>~~ turns ~~<s>children</s>~~ people into retards. Of course, if you enjoyed twilight, you are ~~gay, a member of the emo/goth cult or~~ a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old. (And a twisted, sick little fuck who gets off to pedophilia and necrophilia, considering the two's age differences and that vampires {proper vampires, that is} are walking corpses. Amirite?)

	~~Also, Twilight has made it impossible to play the incredibly BADASS Vampire Counts in WFB without some stupid fuck asking if you named your Lord Edward. [[Rage\|RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE]]~~

	~~And don't forget vampires SPARKLE. [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg- \|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH]]!~~		Currently her new book series "The Host" is more or less Twilight but with an alien parasite in the woman's head resulting is a "love triangle but with two bodies" it sucks less and hasn't got as much rage mostly because you can make up any alien race and it lacks Twilight's necrophilia. Of course she didn't make up the race as they're the Yeerks, from "Animorphs".

	Currently her new book series "The Host" is more or less Twilight but with an alien parasite in the woman's head resulting is a "love triangle but with two bodies" it sucks less and hasn't got as much rage mostly because you can make up any alien race and it lacks Twilight's necrophilia. Of course she didn't make up the race as they're the ~~Yeerk form~~ "Animorphs".

	==The Author Hates Teh Gay==		==The Author Hates Teh Gay==

92.223.224.218 at 13:42, 15 September 2015

2015-09-15T13:42:46Z

← Older revision		Revision as of 13:42, 15 September 2015
Line 7:		Line 7:

	Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who's still in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue\|MARY SUES]]!!!!!		Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who's still in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue\|MARY SUES]]!!!!!
	Her book <s>has been compared to the communist manifesto, in the sense that its not a bad book, but it</s> fucks with peoples brains. The communist manifesto may fuck with peoples' brains, but at least it helped make a pretty badass country (Russia) (Actually Soviet union was one of the shittiest countrys in the world, becouse you were treated like shit, and everything was so fuckin owerpriced that a pair of jeans cost twice the amount of your monthly pay. And I`m not even starting about how there wasn`t any choise about your life. You were forced to work where they needed workers . And you know how the stores looked? Owerpriced shitty food that was available only becouse you had tickets which you could only get by working as a fucking horse. O and you could only buy any food only once a week becouse thats how sparse it was. People from countries that weren`t conquared by russians don`t understand how shitty it was ) and one of the shittiest laughingstocks of a country known to man (North Korea). By comparison, this book <s>just makes twelve year old girls wet.</s> turns <s>children</s> people into retards. Of course, if you enjoyed twilight, you are gay, a member of the emo/goth cult or a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old. (And a twisted, sick little fuck who gets off to pedophilia and necrophilia, considering the two's age differences and that vampires {proper vampires, that is} are walking corpses. Amirite?)		Her book <s>has been compared to the communist manifesto, in the sense that its not a bad book, but it</s> fucks with peoples brains. The communist manifesto may fuck with peoples' brains, but at least it helped make a pretty badass country (Russia) (Actually Soviet union was one of the shittiest countrys in the world, becouse you were treated like shit, and everything was so fuckin owerpriced that a pair of jeans cost twice the amount of your monthly pay. And I`m not even starting about how there wasn`t any choise about your life. You were forced to work where they needed workers . And you know how the stores looked? Owerpriced shitty food that was available only becouse you had tickets which you could only get by working as a fucking horse. O and you could only buy any food only once a week becouse thats how sparse it was. People from countries that weren`t conquared by russians don`t understand how shitty it was ) and one of the shittiest laughingstocks of a country known to man (North Korea). On the other hand we don't know a single country based on the Twilight Saga, so it could be even worst.
			By comparison, this book <s>just makes twelve year old girls wet.</s> turns <s>children</s> people into retards. Of course, if you enjoyed twilight, you are gay, a member of the emo/goth cult or a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old. (And a twisted, sick little fuck who gets off to pedophilia and necrophilia, considering the two's age differences and that vampires {proper vampires, that is} are walking corpses. Amirite?)

	Also, Twilight has made it impossible to play the incredibly BADASS Vampire Counts in WFB without some stupid fuck asking if you named your Lord Edward. [[Rage\|RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE]]		Also, Twilight has made it impossible to play the incredibly BADASS Vampire Counts in WFB without some stupid fuck asking if you named your Lord Edward. [[Rage\|RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE]]

80.7.156.179: Undo revision 300142 by Newerfag (talk)

2015-09-02T20:40:21Z

Undo revision 300142 by Newerfag (talk)

← Older revision		Revision as of 20:40, 2 September 2015
Line 1:		Line 1:
	{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}		{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}

			{{Fail}}
			{{HurfDurf}}
			{{Stub}}
			{{Heresy}}

			Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who's still in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue\|MARY SUES]]!!!!!
			Her book <s>has been compared to the communist manifesto, in the sense that its not a bad book, but it</s> fucks with peoples brains. The communist manifesto may fuck with peoples' brains, but at least it helped make a pretty badass country (Russia) (Actually Soviet union was one of the shittiest countrys in the world, becouse you were treated like shit, and everything was so fuckin owerpriced that a pair of jeans cost twice the amount of your monthly pay. And I`m not even starting about how there wasn`t any choise about your life. You were forced to work where they needed workers . And you know how the stores looked? Owerpriced shitty food that was available only becouse you had tickets which you could only get by working as a fucking horse. O and you could only buy any food only once a week becouse thats how sparse it was. People from countries that weren`t conquared by russians don`t understand how shitty it was ) and one of the shittiest laughingstocks of a country known to man (North Korea). By comparison, this book <s>just makes twelve year old girls wet.</s> turns <s>children</s> people into retards. Of course, if you enjoyed twilight, you are gay, a member of the emo/goth cult or a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old. (And a twisted, sick little fuck who gets off to pedophilia and necrophilia, considering the two's age differences and that vampires {proper vampires, that is} are walking corpses. Amirite?)

			Also, Twilight has made it impossible to play the incredibly BADASS Vampire Counts in WFB without some stupid fuck asking if you named your Lord Edward. [[Rage\|RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE]]

			And don't forget vampires SPARKLE. [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg- \|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH]]!

			Currently her new book series "The Host" is more or less Twilight but with an alien parasite in the woman's head resulting is a "love triangle but with two bodies" it sucks less and hasn't got as much rage mostly because you can make up any alien race and it lacks Twilight's necrophilia. Of course she didn't make up the race as they're the Yeerk form "Animorphs".

			==The Author Hates Teh Gay==
			'''WARNING''': Contains [[Faggotry\|Politics]].

			Stephanie Meyer is a devout Mormon, and tithes a considerable amount of money from the sales of her ''Twitlight'' books to the Mormon church.
			Normally, this wouldn't be worthy of any real note, save for the fact that the church she tithes to is the exact same one that spent millions of dollars on advertising support for Proposition 8 - a bill outlawing homosexual marriage in California. The National Organization for Marriage, or [[Carnifex\|NOM]] was a front-group for Meyer's church, and it was notorious for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI running ads] portraying gay marriage as an oncoming [[Exterminatus]], which wound up hilarious as one politically-savvy [[/b/]]tard infiltrated the audition and proceeded to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2dmwGAks bring the comedic thunder].

			'''TL;DR:''' An investigation was launched (as said financing of Prop 8 was done in violation of California's disclosure laws), and the church was fined over their repeated [[FAIL\|failures]] to identify their involvement in the push for banning gay marriage. Hilariously, the very arguments dozens of members of NOM used to oppose gay marriage (most of which were worthy of a humor thread on [[/tg/]], such as claiming that gays want to [[Tyranid\|devour your biosphere]]) had no actual basis in reality and no actual quantifiable data to back said claims and inevitably led to Proposition 8 being overturned, meaning that ''Twilight'', indirectly, was successful in wasting months of judicial work and millions of taxpayer dollars.

			Ultimately, however, the fact remains undeniable: Every book Stephanie Meyer sells helps this group which actively has advocated ostracizing gays.

			So in spite of ''Twilight'' being quite gay in and of itself, and despite Meyer making metrosexual characters and plot-points that are [[FATAL\|gayer than 9 guys fucking 10 guys]], she hates her those gays.

			[[Troll\|Telling fans this]] tends to make their brains shift gears without the clutch, resulting in epic [[lulz]].

			==IN CONCLUSION==
			[[Rage\|RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]

			==See Also==
			*[[Twilight]]
			*[[fag]]


			[[Category: Writers]][[Category:FAIL]]

1d4chan>Newerfag: Replaced content with "{{deletion|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}"

2015-08-13T17:24:46Z

Replaced content with "{{deletion|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}"

← Older revision		Revision as of 17:24, 13 August 2015
Line 1:		Line 1:
	{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}		{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}

	~~{{Fail}}~~
	~~{{HurfDurf}}~~
	~~{{Stub}}~~
	~~{{Heresy}}~~

	Stephanie Meyer,the author of [[Twilight]] is one of the best examples of a faggot with a typewriter. She basically is the #1 bitch who has ruined the vampire image of a stalking demon of the night to a goddamned [[Mary Sue]] emo [[fag]] who's still in fucking highschool even though he's like a billion years old. She also succeeded in devoting an ENTIRE TIME OF DAY to necrophilia and bestiality. This editor has one comment regarding her: FUCK YOU AND YOUR [[Mary Sue\|MARY SUES]]!!!!!
	Her book <s>has been compared to the communist manifesto, in the sense that its not a bad book, but it</s> fucks with peoples brains. The communist manifesto may fuck with peoples' brains, but at least it helped make a pretty badass country (Russia) (Actually Soviet union was one of the shittiest countrys in the world, becouse you were treated like shit, and everything was so fuckin owerpriced that a pair of jeans cost twice the amount of your monthly pay. And I`m not even starting about how there wasn`t any choise about your life. You were forced to work where they needed workers . And you know how the stores looked? Owerpriced shitty food that was available only becouse you had tickets which you could only get by working as a fucking horse. O and you could only buy any food only once a week becouse thats how sparse it was. People from countries that weren`t conquared by russians don`t understand how shitty it was ) and one of the shittiest laughingstocks of a country known to man (North Korea). By comparison, this book <s>just makes twelve year old girls wet.</s> turns <s>children</s> people into retards. Of course, if you enjoyed twilight, you are gay, a member of the emo/goth cult or a teenage fangirl who loves to read about a vampire who knocks up a 17 year old. (And a twisted, sick little fuck who gets off to pedophilia and necrophilia, considering the two's age differences and that vampires {proper vampires, that is} are walking corpses. Amirite?)

	~~Also, Twilight has made it impossible to play the incredibly BADASS Vampire Counts in WFB without some stupid fuck asking if you named your Lord Edward. [[Rage\|RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE]]~~

	~~And don't forget vampires SPARKLE. [[HHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhnnnnnnngggggg- \|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH]]!~~

	Currently her new book series "The Host" is more or less Twilight but with an alien parasite in the woman's head resulting is a "love triangle but with two bodies" it sucks less and hasn't got as much rage mostly because you can make up any alien race and it lacks Twilight's necrophilia. Of course she didn't make up the race as they're the Yeerk form "Animorphs".

	~~==The Author Hates Teh Gay==~~
	~~'''WARNING''': Contains [[Faggotry\|Politics]].~~

	~~Stephanie Meyer is a devout Mormon, and tithes a considerable amount of money from the sales of her ''Twitlight'' books to the Mormon church.~~
	Normally, this wouldn't be worthy of any real note, save for the fact that the church she tithes to is the exact same one that spent millions of dollars on advertising support for Proposition 8 - a bill outlawing homosexual marriage in California. The National Organization for Marriage, or [[Carnifex\|NOM]] was a front-group for Meyer's church, and it was notorious for [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp76ly2_NoI running ads] portraying gay marriage as an oncoming [[Exterminatus]], which wound up hilarious as one politically-savvy [[/b/]]tard infiltrated the audition and proceeded to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CL2dmwGAks bring the comedic thunder].

	'''TL;DR:''' An investigation was launched (as said financing of Prop 8 was done in violation of California's disclosure laws), and the church was fined over their repeated [[FAIL\|failures]] to identify their involvement in the push for banning gay marriage. Hilariously, the very arguments dozens of members of NOM used to oppose gay marriage (most of which were worthy of a humor thread on [[/tg/]], such as claiming that gays want to [[Tyranid\|devour your biosphere]]) had no actual basis in reality and no actual quantifiable data to back said claims and inevitably led to Proposition 8 being overturned, meaning that ''Twilight'', indirectly, was successful in wasting months of judicial work and millions of taxpayer dollars.

	~~Ultimately, however, the fact remains undeniable: Every book Stephanie Meyer sells helps this group which actively has advocated ostracizing gays.~~

	So in spite of ''Twilight'' being quite gay in and of itself, and despite Meyer making metrosexual characters and plot-points that are [[FATAL\|gayer than 9 guys fucking 10 guys]], she hates her those gays.

	~~[[Troll\|Telling fans this]] tends to make their brains shift gears without the clutch, resulting in epic [[lulz]].~~

	~~==IN CONCLUSION==~~
	~~[[Rage\|RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]~~

	~~==See Also==~~
	*[[Twilight]]
	*[[fag]]


	~~[[Category: Writers]][[Category:FAIL]]~~

1d4chan>Hiddenkrypt: Deletion

2015-08-13T15:56:07Z

Deletion

← Older revision		Revision as of 15:56, 13 August 2015
Line 1:		Line 1:
			{{deletion\|We got rid of the Twilight article for being unrelated, this is worse.}}

	{{Fail}}		{{Fail}}
	{{HurfDurf}}		{{HurfDurf}}