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Characters

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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	This section includes any and all characters who are currently present in the game. (No it ~~doesnt~~, where is Imperial Fist Sergeant Sammos?)		This section includes any and all characters who are currently present in the game. (No it doesn't, where is Imperial Fist Sergeant Sammos?)

	===Imperium===		===Imperium===

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Videos

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	Video 10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTxL4ZmGYKM		Video 10: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTxL4ZmGYKM


			[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
			[[Category:/tg/ 40,000]]

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Sisters of Battle

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	*'''Living Saint Brigitte''' Formerly Sister Brigitte of the Order of the Ermine Mantle, died and returned as a living saint. Is unbelievably humble and a little thick. Tends to die a lot. Currently in captivity of Dark Eldar.		*'''Living Saint Brigitte''' Formerly Sister Brigitte of the Order of the Ermine Mantle, died and returned as a living saint. Is unbelievably humble and a little thick. Tends to die a lot. Currently in captivity of Dark Eldar.

	*'''Sister Charlotte''' - Dominion serving Konstanzia. <s>Has</s> Had the swankiest Ermine cape in the squad. Like capes, weddings, impressing the Canoness and 'literally any guy above the rank of turd.'		*'''Sister Charlotte''' Dominion serving Konstanzia. <s>Has</s> Had the swankiest Ermine cape in the squad. Like capes, weddings, impressing the Canoness and 'literally any guy above the rank of turd.'

	*'''Sister Lydia''' Drives a repressor for the Canoness with her gunner, Sister Hanna. By virtue of her station, she is the designated driver for the squad. Naturally, she has learned to steel-face the Arbites like a true drunken master.		*'''Sister Lydia''' Drives a repressor for the Canoness with her gunner, Sister Hanna. By virtue of her station, she is the designated driver for the squad. Naturally, she has learned to steel-face the Arbites like a true drunken master.

	*'''Sister Terese''' - Seraphim serving Konstanzia. The Dark Eldar tried to torture her, and were so pathetic she faked her screams of agony out of pity. Totally did not give that BDSM-dar girl a beejay.		*'''Sister Terese''' Seraphim serving Konstanzia. The Dark Eldar tried to torture her, and were so pathetic she faked her screams of agony out of pity. Totally did not give that BDSM-dar girl a beejay.

	*'''Sister Olga''' A sister of battle with the Ermine Mantle. One of their heavy weapons specialist's armed with a heavy bolter. Her fellow sisters all say she eats too much, and think she's massively overweight. She only eats as much as she does because she burns more calories than the rest of her sisters, due to lugging around a 50 pound gun and its ammunition. Is currently in a relationship with a certain Primaris space marine.		*'''Sister Olga''' A sister of battle with the Ermine Mantle. One of their heavy weapons specialist's armed with a heavy bolter. Her fellow sisters all say she eats too much, and think she's massively overweight. She only eats as much as she does because she burns more calories than the rest of her sisters, due to lugging around a 50 pound gun and its ammunition. Lusts for Space Marines, and is currently in a relationship with a certain Primaris space marine.

	*'''Sister Sarah''' A low ranking member of the Ermine Mantle, she is cursed with being extremely forgettable, to the point that she hadn't received actual orders in years. Dyed her hair the same color as the Canoness to try to get her attention. Was overjoyed when assigned to investigate gene stealers.		*'''Sister Sarah''' A low ranking member of the Ermine Mantle, she is cursed with being extremely forgettable, to the point that she hadn't received actual orders in years. Dyed her hair the same color as the Canoness to try to get her attention. Was overjoyed when assigned to investigate gene stealers.

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2019-12-11T02:26:29Z

Ecclesiarchy

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	=====Ecclesiarchy=====		=====Ecclesiarchy=====

	*'''Ecclesiarchy Youngster Bishop''' A rather young bishop, elevated to his position due to him having an Aquila birthmark. During the first clusterfuck war, he united the civilians of the planet into a holy mob. Managed to convert the Governor's Whore of a Daughter away from Slaanesh worship and to that of the Emperor. Is now married to her.		*'''Ecclesiarchy Youngster Bishop''' A rather young bishop, elevated to his position due to him having an Aquila birthmark. During the first clusterfuck war, he united the civilians of the planet into a holy mob, repeatedly violating the Degree Passive but doing such a good job everyone just looked the other way. Managed to convert the Governor's Whore of a Daughter away from Slaanesh worship and to that of the Emperor. Is now married to her.

	*'''Governor's whore of a Daughter(call her Steph)''' The daughter of the recently deceased planetary Governor, and a former Slanneshi cultist like her mother. Went to "rehab" and got better (and by that, we mean she got married to the planetary bishop, and enjoyed the taste of his dick, and so got her act together). Is currently the the planetary Governess.		*'''Governor's whore of a Daughter (call her Steph)''' The daughter of the recently deceased planetary Governor, and a former Slanneshi cultist like her mother. Went to "rehab" and got better (and by that, we mean she got married to the planetary bishop, and enjoyed the taste of his dick, and so got her act together). Is currently the the planetary Governess.

	*'''Dietrich Wegstein''' A Inquistorial crusader that was left behind by his team, led by an Ordo Xenos Inquistor. While not lacking in knightly virtues, he stumbles from place to place due to his poor sense of direction.		*'''Dietrich Wegstein''' A Inquistorial crusader that was left behind by his team, led by an Ordo Xenos Inquistor. While not lacking in knightly virtues, he stumbles from place to place due to his poor sense of direction.

2600:1700:BF90:B950:B188:1C1F:91:CC33 at 02:21, 11 December 2019

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	Things went about as well as could be [[FAIL\|expected]].		Things went about as well as could be [[FAIL\|expected]].

	Things continued going downhill from there. The surviving commissar ~~called for back-~~up. He got yet another inquisitor, [[Sisters of Battle\|bolter bitches]], and [[Blood Ravens\|various]] [[Salamanders\|space]] [[Minotaurs\|marine]] [[Dark Angels\|chapters]]. [[Eldar]] came to kill the Necrons and be stuck up bitches. The Imperial forces try to blame each other for the mess, and resolve to frame some aristocratic snobs with the excuse that they're Slaanesh cultists — which by total accident ends up being true. Meanwhile all the fighting drew [[Orks]] and [[Chaos]] reinforcements to the world. [[Tyranids]] came with all the food on display. [[Dark Eldar]] came to raid in all the commotion. Some poor [[Tau]] passed too close and got dragged in, as well.		Things continued going downhill from there. The surviving commissar and the inquisitor resolve to frame some aristocratic snobs with the excuse that they're Slaanesh cultists — which by total accident ends up being true. Commissar calls for backup, he got yet another inquisitor, [[Sisters of Battle\|bolter bitches]], and [[Blood Ravens\|various]] [[Salamanders\|space]] [[Minotaurs\|marine]] [[Dark Angels\|chapters]]. [[Eldar]] came to kill the Necrons and be stuck up bitches. Meanwhile all the fighting drew [[Orks]] and [[Chaos]] reinforcements to the world. [[Tyranids]] came with all the food on display. [[Dark Eldar]] came to raid in all the commotion. Some poor [[Tau]] passed too close and got dragged in, as well.

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	*'''Sister Lydia''' Drives a repressor for the Canoness with her gunner, Sister Hanna. By virtue of her station, she is the designated driver for the squad. Naturally, she has learned to steel-face the Arbites like a true drunken master.		*'''Sister Lydia''' Drives a repressor for the Canoness with her gunner, Sister Hanna. By virtue of her station, she is the designated driver for the squad. Naturally, she has learned to steel-face the Arbites like a true drunken master.

	*'''Sister Terese''' - Seraphim serving Konstanzia. Totally did not give that BDSM-dar girl a beejay.		*'''Sister Terese''' - Seraphim serving Konstanzia. The Dark Eldar tried to torture her, and were so pathetic she faked her screams of agony out of pity. Totally did not give that BDSM-dar girl a beejay.

	*'''Sister Olga''' A sister of battle with the Ermine Mantle. One of their heavy weapons specialist's armed with a heavy bolter. Her fellow sisters all say she eats too much, and think she's massively overweight. She only eats as much as she does because she burns more calories than the rest of her sisters, due to lugging around a 50 pound gun and its ammunition. Is currently in a relationship with a certain Primaris space marine.		*'''Sister Olga''' A sister of battle with the Ermine Mantle. One of their heavy weapons specialist's armed with a heavy bolter. Her fellow sisters all say she eats too much, and think she's massively overweight. She only eats as much as she does because she burns more calories than the rest of her sisters, due to lugging around a 50 pound gun and its ammunition. Is currently in a relationship with a certain Primaris space marine.

2600:1700:BF90:B950:A49E:9857:8C8B:4BBF at 07:51, 10 December 2019

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	Things went about as well as could be [[FAIL\|expected]].		Things went about as well as could be [[FAIL\|expected]].

	Things continued going downhill from there. The surviving commissar called for back-up. He got yet another inquisitor, [[Sisters of Battle\|bolter bitches]], and [[Blood Ravens\|various]] [[Salamanders\|space]] [[Minotaurs\|marine]] [[Dark Angels\|chapters]]. [[Eldar]] came to kill the Necrons and be stuck up bitches. ~~All~~ the fighting drew [[Orks]] and [[Chaos]] to the world ~~(though to be fair Chaos was already there)~~. [[Tyranids]] came with all the food on display. [[Dark Eldar]] came to raid in all the commotion. Some poor [[Tau]] passed too close and got dragged in, as well.		Things continued going downhill from there. The surviving commissar called for back-up. He got yet another inquisitor, [[Sisters of Battle\|bolter bitches]], and [[Blood Ravens\|various]] [[Salamanders\|space]] [[Minotaurs\|marine]] [[Dark Angels\|chapters]]. [[Eldar]] came to kill the Necrons and be stuck up bitches. The Imperial forces try to blame each other for the mess, and resolve to frame some aristocratic snobs with the excuse that they're Slaanesh cultists — which by total accident ends up being true. Meanwhile all the fighting drew [[Orks]] and [[Chaos]] reinforcements to the world. [[Tyranids]] came with all the food on display. [[Dark Eldar]] came to raid in all the commotion. Some poor [[Tau]] passed too close and got dragged in, as well.

	And then things start to get really bad.		And then things start to get really bad.

185.236.16.37: /* Characters */

2019-09-19T18:33:04Z

Characters

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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	This section includes any and all characters who are currently present in the game. (No it doesnt, where is Imperial ~~First~~ Sergeant Sammos?)		This section includes any and all characters who are currently present in the game. (No it doesnt, where is Imperial Fist Sergeant Sammos?)

	===Imperium===		===Imperium===

185.236.16.37: /* Characters */

2019-09-19T18:32:28Z

Characters

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	==Characters==		==Characters==
	This section includes any and all characters who are currently present in the game.		This section includes any and all characters who are currently present in the game. (No it doesnt, where is Imperial First Sergeant Sammos?)

	===Imperium===		===Imperium===