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	A wily Rogue Trader who recognized Blu Toof's kunnin and bent it to his own ends, Froogalos has managed to barely skate by under the eye of the Inquisition, arguing that pointing the Strait Shootas towards the Tau has actually benefited the Imperium. He enjoys a large discount and exclusivity deals with the Strait Shootas.		A wily Rogue Trader who recognized Blu Toof's kunnin and bent it to his own ends, Froogalos has managed to barely skate by under the eye of the Inquisition, arguing that pointing the Strait Shootas towards the Tau has actually benefited the Imperium. He enjoys a large discount and exclusivity deals with the Strait Shootas.

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	He grasped the boyz shoulder, and they walked off to the armory. It took me a year to realize the ork warboss knew he could just let the orks have all the ammo they want in a proper fight, and they’d turn the tides of battle. It was not wasting it under pressure that he was after. So strong is his desire for loot, and impressed that the young ork had not wasted it, that ‘Nadesmasha was given charge of some vaguely Tau looking energy weapon and told to join the ranks of the Loota’s that day.		He grasped the boyz shoulder, and they walked off to the armory. It took me a year to realize the ork warboss knew he could just let the orks have all the ammo they want in a proper fight, and they’d turn the tides of battle. It was not wasting it under pressure that he was after. So strong is his desire for loot, and impressed that the young ork had not wasted it, that ‘Nadesmasha was given charge of some vaguely Tau looking energy weapon and told to join the ranks of the Loota’s that day.

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	'''Huntaz:''' The Huntaz are Magrumm Blakkrokka's kommando kadre, unlike the much of the rest of the klan they are traditional Kommandos in every sense of the word; though perhaps not many kommandos sport tyranid armor plating and acid gland augmented stikkbombs. Huntaz live for the stelfy foit, engaging enemies in close quarters or eliminating large groups of foes with explosives. In particular they excel at using looted 'nid body parts for weaponry and armor as well as tau technologies like stealth fields and the ever present oddity of squig-drones apparently unique to the Strait Shootaz. Choppas, Bombs, and the occasional pulse weapon are how the Huntaz get things done.		'''Huntaz:''' The Huntaz are Magrumm Blakkrokka's kommando kadre, unlike the much of the rest of the klan they are traditional Kommandos in every sense of the word; though perhaps not many kommandos sport tyranid armor plating and acid gland augmented stikkbombs. Huntaz live for the stelfy foit, engaging enemies in close quarters or eliminating large groups of foes with explosives. In particular they excel at using looted 'nid body parts for weaponry and armor as well as tau technologies like stealth fields and the ever present oddity of squig-drones apparently unique to the Strait Shootaz. Choppas, Bombs, and the occasional pulse weapon are how the Huntaz get things done.

			[[Image:Chromeboy.jpg\|thumb\|right\|125px\|EKKSTERMINAAAGHH]]

	'''Chromeboyz:''' Tinboyz are an old manifestation of Orky oddishness. Simple automatrons often made in the image of the races they fight, they were usually made as some strange form of mockery and would engage in simple, often menial tasks. Chromeboyz vary in that their creator cannot be arsed to make something resembling a fleshy git, and that they're usually sporting discarded flesh taken from dead orks, or bits removed from boyz getting superior augmetics. (or what passes for such among orks.) As such its not that unusual to see an orkish arm attached to a scrapmetal torso which is precariously balanced on an enormous iron ball that uses a crudely modified camera for a head or something equally haphazard. Chromeboyz however, are universally useful as disposable ambushes and a form of passive defense. Many a would be ambusher or combatant has tried taking cover behind what seems to be a pile of metallic garbage only to have the junk assume orkoid form and krump 'em.		'''Chromeboyz:''' Tinboyz are an old manifestation of Orky oddishness. Simple automatrons often made in the image of the races they fight, they were usually made as some strange form of mockery and would engage in simple, often menial tasks. Chromeboyz vary in that their creator cannot be arsed to make something resembling a fleshy git, and that they're usually sporting discarded flesh taken from dead orks, or bits removed from boyz getting superior augmetics. (or what passes for such among orks.) As such its not that unusual to see an orkish arm attached to a scrapmetal torso which is precariously balanced on an enormous iron ball that uses a crudely modified camera for a head or something equally haphazard. Chromeboyz however, are universally useful as disposable ambushes and a form of passive defense. Many a would be ambusher or combatant has tried taking cover behind what seems to be a pile of metallic garbage only to have the junk assume orkoid form and krump 'em.

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	[[Image:Blue toof markaloit squig color.jpg\|thumb\|left\|125px\|Theyz pretty kunnin once dey get a hang uv dings.]]		[[Image:Blue toof markaloit squig color.jpg\|thumb\|left\|125px\|Theyz pretty kunnin once dey get a hang uv dings.]]


	'''Squiggadrones'''		'''Squiggadrones'''
	Something perhaps unique to the Strait Shootaz is their embrace of anything that aids in hitting a target, to this end they have carefully cultivated a breed of targetting squigs that soon find themselves integrated with markerlight drones. Partially via waauugh field and partially via augmetics these little monsters serve as an excellent recon, spotting, and accuracy tool.		Something perhaps unique to the Strait Shootaz is their embrace of anything that aids in hitting a target, to this end they have carefully cultivated a breed of targetting squigs that soon find themselves integrated with markerlight drones. Partially via waauugh field and partially via augmetics these little monsters serve as an excellent recon, spotting, and accuracy tool.

			Many Longarmz will rig a Squiggadrone with Tau stealth fields and paint them purple, to use as spotters on their sniping missions.




	==Da Fleet==		==Da Fleet==

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	'''Frederick Froogalos:'''		'''Frederick Froogalos:'''
			A wily Rogue Trader who recognized Blu Toof's kunnin and bent it to his own ends, Froogalos has managed to barely skate by under the eye of the Inquisition, arguing that pointing the Strait Shootas towards the Tau has actually benefited the Imperium. He enjoys a large discount and exclusivity deals with the Strait Shootas.

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	'''Magrumm Blakkrokka:'''		'''Magrumm Blakkrokka:'''
	The Huntaz are the remnants of Magrumm Blakkrokka's now finished gang, formerly a group of boyz on the verge of becoming their own Waauugh The Blakk Fangz were a roughly even split of stormboyz and Kommandos with a healthy population of shootaboys all to eager to get stuck in. This changed when they attacked a Chimera Legion cruiser under the impression that Thodos was present on the vessel. In truth "Litany of Sutured Flesh' was an enormous trap designed to end the threat of the Blakk Fangz once and for all. In a way it worked, Magrumm's clan suffered irreparable losses. Only his kommando kadre remained. After the battle only one Orkish warboss reigned supreme, the freeboota Blu Toof and the ork in question offered Magrumm a wonderful offer- all the enemies he could ever hope to krump with the freedom to choose and engage beyond a direction of 'take dat loot' or 'krump dat git fer me.'		The Huntaz are the remnants of Magrumm Blakkrokka's now finished gang, formerly a group of boyz on the verge of becoming their own Waauugh. The Blakk Fangz were a roughly even split of stormboyz and Kommandos with a healthy population of shootaboys all to eager to get stuck in. This changed when they attacked a Chimera Legion cruiser under the impression that Thodos was present on the vessel. In truth "Litany of Sutured Flesh' was an enormous trap designed to end the threat of the Blakk Fangz once and for all. In a way it worked, Magrumm's clan suffered irreparable losses. Only his kommando kadre remained. After the battle only one Orkish warboss reigned supreme, the freeboota Blu Toof and the ork in question offered Magrumm a wonderful offer- all the enemies he could ever hope to krump with the freedom to choose and engage beyond a direction of 'take dat loot' or 'krump dat git fer me.'

	Magrumm himself is rarely seen, but surviving witnesses describe him mostly as "huge". Roughly the size of a Dreadnought and spattered in purple warpaint, the fact that he can manage to hide anywhere is a testament to his sneakiness. He sports a huge knife in one hand and a Powerklaw in the other, and can silently slice throats with either.		Magrumm himself is rarely seen, but surviving witnesses describe him mostly as "huge". Roughly the size of a Dreadnought and spattered in purple warpaint, the fact that he can manage to hide anywhere is a testament to his sneakiness. He sports a huge knife in one hand and a Powerklaw in the other, and can silently slice throats with either.

1d4chan>NoGoodIDNames: moved the first quote to the image, made an introduction (needs some expansion), added a line to the Shoota Boyz

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	"If ya ain't makin' teef den why you'z krumpin dat git?"		[[Image:Blue toof strayt shootaz loota.jpg\|thumb\|right\|250px\|"If ya ain't makin' teef den why you'z krumpin dat git?"]]
	~~[[File:Blue toof strayt shootaz loota.jpg\|thumb\|250px\|right\|~~]]		The Strait Shootas are a group of Freeboota Mercs that raids almost exclusively Tau worlds, and picked up a few unusual habits along the way. Their boyz are trained, disciplined, and actually aim before shooting. They use lots of looted Tau tech, and use lots of blue paint "cuz dose Tau gits are blue, an deyz real lucky at shootin".


	==The Wanderin' Waaagh, a Kroosade fer Teef==		==The Wanderin' Waaagh, a Kroosade fer Teef==
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	'''Shoota Boyz:''' The standard boyz have been beefed up a bit by their looted Tau gear. Blu Toof trains them extensively, until they can march, drill, and form firing lines with an actual degree of discipline. They might not get a lot of Tau gear each, but a dakka-line full of boyz who actually hit what they aim at ain't nothin to scoff at.		'''Shoota Boyz:''' The standard boyz have been beefed up a bit by their looted Tau gear. Blu Toof trains them extensively, until they can march, drill, and form firing lines with an actual degree of discipline. They might not get a lot of Tau gear each, but a dakka-line full of boyz who actually hit what they aim at ain't nothin to scoff at.

			If an enemy actually manages to get through their fire into melee range, however, their natural instincts take over and the line collapses into a choppy brawl, at least until a Nob comes over and beats them back into a firing line.

	[[Image:Longarmz.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Pretty much the Vietcong.]]		[[Image:Longarmz.jpg\|thumb\|right\|300px\|Pretty much the Vietcong.]]


	'''Longarmz:''' Da Longarmz are the closest equivalent to a Kommando in the Strait Shootas. They loot enormous railguns from Tau Hammerheads and Broadsides, make them suitably Orky, and lug them into the jungle. They are renowned for their ability to sneak through enemy territory with such massive weapons, although they usually are only capable of a single shot before the massive blue beam of energy gives away their position.]		'''Longarmz:''' Da Longarmz are the closest equivalent to a Kommando in the Strait Shootas. They loot enormous railguns from Tau Hammerheads and Broadsides, make them suitably Orky, and lug them into the jungle. They are renowned for their ability to sneak through enemy territory with such massive weapons, although they usually are only capable of a single shot before the massive blue beam of energy gives away their position.

	Explaining a high-priority target to a Longarm is virtually impossible, but they can be counted on to shoot at the biggest git with the best kit. To an Ork, that's clearly the one in charge.		Explaining a high-priority target to a Longarm is virtually impossible, but they can be counted on to shoot at the biggest git with the best kit. To an Ork, that's clearly the one in charge.

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1d4chan>NoGoodIDNames: Added the dakka story, put my name on the ones I wrote, paragraphed the stories.

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