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1d4chan>Derpysaurus: /* Atrapos Lascutter */

2022-12-19T05:42:45Z

Atrapos Lascutter

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	==Atrapos Lascutter==		==Atrapos Lascutter==
	[[File:~~AtraposLascutter~~.~~jpg~~\|200px\|right\|thumb\|One part Swiss army knife, one part medieval lance.]]		[[File:KnightAtraposLascutter.png\|200px\|right\|thumb\|One part Swiss army knife, one part medieval lance.]]
	The Cerastus Knight-Atrapos was designed with the singular purpose of destroying Heretek engines and xenos war machines whose very nature and existence was considered a blasphemy to the Omnissiah.		The Cerastus Knight-Atrapos was designed with the singular purpose of destroying Heretek engines and xenos war machines whose very nature and existence was considered a blasphemy to the Omnissiah.

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1d4chan>An0nym0us at 09:10, 9 November 2022

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	You might remember this puppy from seeing it in [[Dawn_of_War\|Dark Crusade]] in the [[Imperial Guard]] stronghold level, which if you go back to the world map you see it's creating a burn mark that can be seen from space. A detached Hellstorm Cannon from a long-destroyed Emperor Titan can be seen lying on its side near the city of Ironworks Bay on the planet [[Kronus]], a monument to a Titan that fell during the [[Horus Heresy]], the possession of which later became a rabid duck hunt for strategic importance.		You might remember this puppy from seeing it in [[Dawn_of_War\|Dark Crusade]] in the [[Imperial Guard]] stronghold level, which if you go back to the world map you see it's creating a burn mark that can be seen from space. A detached Hellstorm Cannon from a long-destroyed Emperor Titan can be seen lying on its side near the city of Ironworks Bay on the planet [[Kronus]], a monument to a Titan that fell during the [[Horus Heresy]], the possession of which later became a rabid duck hunt for strategic importance.

	Although lets be frank, other than the Imperium or maybe Chaos, none of the other factions would have any idea on how to even <s>mount</s> MOVE this thing in the first place, let alone find anything worthwhile to make it practical on what is basically a stationary gun that can't even move. That said the Tau would have fun taking it apart to see what makes it tick. They would likely not understand it, though~~. Advanced enough that even the AdMech thinks its basically magic~~. On the other hand Necrons probably would. ~~Taking into consideration~~ that ~~the Necrons generally have incredibly advanced tech that is near indistinguishable from magic they would~~ probably ~~have~~ a ~~good chance~~ at ~~figuring~~ it ~~out. Though with the Necrons having access to superior molecular dissassembling weapons~~, ~~they would probably see the hellstorm as an inferior weapon~~.		Although lets be frank, other than the Imperium or maybe Chaos, none of the other factions would have any idea on how to even <s>mount</s> MOVE this thing in the first place, let alone find anything worthwhile to make it practical on what is basically a stationary gun that can't even move. That said the Tau would have fun taking it apart to see what makes it tick. They would likely not understand it, though. On the other hand Necrons probably would. Though considering that even Necron handheld weapons can molecularly decompile targets, it'd probably be like a nuclear capable human military looking at, say, the 16th century Tsar Cannon. It's big and it can shoot some hefty rocks, but realistically, it's a quaint antique.

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1d4chan>Derpysaurus: /* Lance Weapon */

2022-10-02T10:17:14Z

Lance Weapon

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1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 10:08, 2 October 2022

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1d4chan>Derpysaurus: Ditto for this one too

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Ditto for this one too

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	~~==Hellfury Cannon==~~
	~~[[File:Hellfury_Cannon.JPG\|200px\|right\|thumb\|If there ever was a physical metaphor of a overcompensated [[Dick\|dick]] gun. The Hellfury sure takes the cake.]]~~
	~~The giant FUCKOFF cannon of [[Rape\|concentrated rape]] found only on the [[Squat]] [[Cyclops War Machine]].~~

	This giant overcompensator is actually a [[Awesome\|Lance weapon.]] Oh yes, you heard us, the Hellfury is a modified starship weapon that operates on similar principles to that of a Lance. Which means that the Cyclops is mounting one of the most powerful laser weapons out there and it also means that the Cyclops is one of the most devastating land assets short of the [[AEonic Orb]].

	Unlike other conventional laser weapons, the Hellfury actually acts like a real life laser cutting tool. As it fires a continuous, forward-firing beam which can overload void shields one after another, smashing open layers of armor plate and finally penetrating the interior. [[Awesome\|The beam can theoretically operate for as long as power can be supplied,]] but in practice there is a risk of [[Plasma\|overload that runs higher the longer the Hellfury is activated, and the tougher the target.]] The Hellfury is therefore deactivated once a certain danger threshold is reached so it won't go boom.

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1d4chan>Derpysaurus: /* Lance Weapon */

2022-09-19T12:20:10Z

Lance Weapon

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Volcano Cannon

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	==Volcano Cannon==		==Volcano Cannon==
	[[File:VolcanoCannon.jpg\|200px\|right\|thumb\|The one gun to KO almost every tabletop playthrough. <u>'''EVER'''</u>. [[Cheese\|Fucking Warlords.]]]]		[[File:VolcanoCannon.jpg\|200px\|right\|thumb\|The one gun to KO almost every tabletop playthrough. <u>'''EVER'''</u>. [[Cheese\|Fucking Warlords.]]]]
	What's that? The Laser Blaster is not good enough for you? Then what about the massive penis extension that is the Volcano Cannon? So massive that it has to be fitted onto Reaver and greater class Titans. They can also be fitted onto the Shadowsword class [[Baneblade]] and the main cannons of the Space Marine [[Fellblade#Falchion\|Falchion]]. [[Rape\|Yes, two of them.]] Because big guns need to move fast too. Unfortunately ~~mounting~~ the ~~cannons on tanks its~~ size means that ~~there~~ is ~~no turret aiming~~: you point the tank where you want to shoot. For the ultimate trolling against other Super Heavies the Falchion has the option of taking a Shock Pulse; each time the target suffers a penetrating hit it forces it to fire snap shots making EMP grenades look like the tools of script kiddies in comparison.		What's that? The Laser Blaster is not good enough for you? Then what about the massive penis extension that is the Volcano Cannon? So massive that it has to be fitted onto Reaver and greater class Titans. They can also be fitted onto the Shadowsword class [[Baneblade]] and the main cannons of the Space Marine [[Fellblade#Falchion\|Falchion]]. [[Rape\|Yes, two of them.]] Because big guns need to move fast too. Unfortunately for tanks, the gun's size means that mounting it in a turret is impossible: you have to point the tank where you want to shoot. For the ultimate trolling against other Super Heavies the Falchion has the option of taking a Shock Pulse; each time the target suffers a penetrating hit it forces it to fire snap shots making EMP grenades look like the tools of script kiddies in comparison.

	This long-ranged weapon is capable of slicing off the arm or leg of a Titan or killing an enemy war engine with a single shot, though even a Warhound Scout Titan with intact Void Shields can survive a direct hit. Its firepower is stupendous against lesser targets, reducing a Razorback to nothing more than a blackened scorch mark and utterly vaporizing a thick, hundred meter tall iron gate as though it never existed.		This long-ranged weapon is capable of slicing off the arm or leg of a Titan or killing an enemy war engine with a single shot, though even a Warhound Scout Titan with intact Void Shields can survive a direct hit. Its firepower is stupendous against lesser targets, reducing a Razorback to nothing more than a blackened scorch mark and utterly vaporizing a thick, hundred meter tall iron gate as though it never existed.