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	The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] They were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].		The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] They were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].

	Moreover, ol' Silent King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]		Moreover, ol' Silent King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]

	Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]		Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]

	==History==		==History==
	As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]], the last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.		As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]], the last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.

	Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt that the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!		Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt that the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!
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	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	*An interesting fact is that Szarekh was so paranoid about the [[Warp]], that he basically pulled a [[Blood Ravens]] on the rest of the Necrons by hoarding all the Blackstone and implemented them on his soldiers. [[Bullshit\|Yes, the most basic troop in the Dynasty can resist Warp attacks.]]		*An interesting fact is that Szarekh was so paranoid about the [[Warp]], that he basically pulled a [[Blood Ravens]] on the rest of the Necrons by hoarding all the Blackstone and implemented them on his soldiers. [[Bullshit\|Yes, the most basic troop in the Dynasty can resist Warp attacks.]]

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1d4chan>Redvsdead at 04:40, 17 October 2022

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	The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] ~~Despite this, they~~ were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].		The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] They were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].

	Moreover, ol' Silent King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]		Moreover, ol' Silent King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]

2600:1000:B023:1AE2:E462:41B4:1456:C326 at 14:44, 11 October 2021

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	==History==		==History==
	As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]~~. The~~ last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.		As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]], the last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.

	Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt that the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!		Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt that the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!

1d4chan>Redvsdead: /* History */

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	As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.		As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.

	Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!		Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt that the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!

	Despite all this, once the rest of the Necrons of his old dynasty heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid fealty to Szarekh, hoping that he won't shove a [[Anal circumference\|Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis asses.]]		Despite all this, once the rest of the Necrons of his old dynasty heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid fealty to Szarekh, hoping that he won't shove a [[Anal circumference\|Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis asses.]]

86.115.151.248 at 15:37, 10 November 2020

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	The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].		The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].

	Moreover, ol' ~~Sient~~ King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]		Moreover, ol' Silent King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]

	Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]		Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]

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	==History==		==History==
	As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. ~~What old Szarekh did for that period of time~~, we have ~~no idea~~. ~~Possibly~~, ~~we could assume trying to find~~ a ~~good~~ retirement home ~~to wank off or something. We don't know, you tell us~~.		As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.

	Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!		Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!

	Despite all this, once the rest of the Necrons heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid fealty to Szarekh, hoping that he won't shove a [[Anal circumference\|Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis asses.]]		Despite all this, once the rest of the Necrons of his old dynasty heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid fealty to Szarekh, hoping that he won't shove a [[Anal circumference\|Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis asses.]]

	==Famous Individuals==		==Famous Individuals==

1d4chan>ThatOneBruvva: /* History */

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	==History==		==History==
	As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. What old Szarekh did for that period of time, we have no idea. Possibly, we could assume trying to find a good retirement home to wank off or something~~, we~~ don't know, you tell us.		As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. What old Szarekh did for that period of time, we have no idea. Possibly, we could assume trying to find a good retirement home to wank off or something. We don't know, you tell us.

	Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!		Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!

	Despite, this, once the rest of the Necrons heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid ~~fielty~~ to Szarekh, ~~in the hopes~~ that he won't shove a [[Anal circumference\|Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis ~~ass~~.]]		Despite all this, once the rest of the Necrons heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid fealty to Szarekh, hoping that he won't shove a [[Anal circumference\|Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis asses.]]

	==Famous Individuals==		==Famous Individuals==

2601:143:8200:2570:74C6:6F17:2FEF:7B2D at 16:00, 8 September 2020

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	The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].		The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].

	Moreover, ol' Sient King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-~~old field trip with~~ his ~~homies because~~ of~~... [[Derp\|reasons]]...~~ which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]		Moreover, ol' Sient King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]

	Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]		Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]

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	As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.		As aforementioned, this Dynasty used to be one of the top dogs amongst the Necrons during the War in Heaven. However, after ''that'' fiasco in murderfucking the [[Old Ones\|old folks home]] and turning their [[C'tan\|Gods]] into [[Pokemon]]. The last Silent King felt a bit moody and decided to pick most of his boys on an intergalactic camping trip for a 60 million-year-old break. Allegedly, he was seeking a way to undo the biotransference process, but we know fuck all about what ''that'' would have involved, assuming it's even possible. For all we know, he was searching for a retirement home.

	Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!		Anyways, this continued until Szarekh discovered that the local Galaxy cluster had a bit of a [[Tyranid\|pest problem]], which alerted the Silent King to go back to his hometown to unite his bros back. Unfortunately for Szarekh, leaving his house abandoned for 60 million years kind of made him into a negligent ruler, so his Dynasty was promptly attacked by [[Eldar]], [[Not As Planned\|and then by other embittered Necrons of other Dynasties who felt that the Silent King abandoned them,]] whoops!

	Despite all this, once the rest of the Necrons of his old dynasty heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid fealty to Szarekh, hoping that he won't shove a [[Anal circumference\|Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis asses.]]		Despite all this, once the rest of the Necrons of his old dynasty heard that old big boy was returning, they immediately shat their metallic pants and paid fealty to Szarekh, hoping that he won't shove a [[Anal circumference\|Necrodermis powerfist up their Necrodermis asses.]]

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	The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].		The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].

	Moreover, ol' ~~Sient~~ King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]		Moreover, ol' Silent King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]

	Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]		Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]

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	The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].		The Szarekhan Dynasty was the dynasty of the last [[Silent King]], Szarekh, so ''you know'' [[Rape\|these guys don't fuck around.]] Despite this, they were relatively slow to wake up despite the fact that they were one of the preeminent and most powerful [[Necron Dynasty\|Necron Dynasties]] during the [[War in Heaven]].

	Moreover, ol' Sient King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-~~old field trip with~~ his ~~homies because~~ of~~... [[Derp\|reasons]]...~~ which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]		Moreover, ol' Sient King over there decided to go on a 60 million-year-long exile over the whole "being responsible for turning his species into soulless shells of their former selves" thing, which led the state of the Dynasty to decay whilst others like the [[Sautekh Dynasty]] [[Just As Planned\|laughed their merry way to the top of the galactic food chain.]]

	Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]		Well, the good news is that the Silent King is back along with the Dynasty and [[Imotekh the Stormlord]] [[Anal circumference\|has some '''explaining''' to do.]]