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	== Capabilities ==		== Capabilities ==
	[[powergamer#~~munchkins~~\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.		[[powergamer#Munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.

	== Wild Speculation ==		== Wild Speculation ==

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	[[powergamer#munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.		[[powergamer#munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.

			== Wild Speculation ==
	The Angel is the "Primarch" to end all Primarchs and could probably slay any of them so long as it's a 1:1 fight, except for [[Vulkan]] [[Perpetual\|because he has the infinite lives cheatcode]]. Whether he could take on post-Molech Horus is the real debate. Considering the Angel slew a daemon prince & came out completely unharmed himself, and the Emperor didn't feel like duelling him way back when, and [[Leman Russ]] was able to deal a fatal blow to Horus (which he only survived because his Chaos stores made up the difference) in one on one combat, it's probably safe to say that if this guy were to end up on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit during the [[Horus Heresy\|Heresy]] that it'd be a different Primarch laying broken and dead on the floor.		The Angel is the "Primarch" to end all Primarchs and could probably slay any of them so long as it's a 1:1 fight, except for [[Vulkan]] [[Perpetual\|because he has the infinite lives cheatcode]]. Whether he could take on post-Molech Horus is the real debate. Considering the Angel slew a daemon prince & came out completely unharmed himself, and the Emperor didn't feel like duelling him way back when, and [[Leman Russ]] was able to deal a fatal blow to Horus (which he only survived because his Chaos stores made up the difference) in one on one combat, it's probably safe to say that if this guy were to end up on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit during the [[Horus Heresy\|Heresy]] that it'd be a different Primarch laying broken and dead on the floor.

	~~== Wild Speculation ==~~

	It begs the question of what he'd think of his younger brothers. Naturally, the traitor Primarchs, especially [[Magnus]] and [[Lorgar]], [[BLAM\|gotta go]].		It begs the question of what he'd think of his younger brothers. Naturally, the traitor Primarchs, especially [[Magnus]] and [[Lorgar]], [[BLAM\|gotta go]].

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			{{Heresy}}
	[[File:The_angel_by_acolytenaerina_dcxn0i7-fullview.jpg\|500px\|right\|thumb\|[[Sanguinius]]' big, bad, <u>'''EVIL'''</u> brother. Art by [https://www.deviantart.com/acolytenaerina/art/The-Angel-782095183 AcolyteNaerina.] ]]		[[File:The_angel_by_acolytenaerina_dcxn0i7-fullview.jpg\|500px\|right\|thumb\|[[Sanguinius]]' big, bad, <u>'''EVIL'''</u> brother. Art by [https://www.deviantart.com/acolytenaerina/art/The-Angel-782095183 AcolyteNaerina.] ]]
	{{Topquote\|Absolute virtue is impossible and the republic of forgiveness leads, with implacable logic, to the republic of the guillotine.\|Albert Camus}}		{{Topquote\|Absolute virtue is impossible and the republic of forgiveness leads, with implacable logic, to the republic of the guillotine.\|Albert Camus}}
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	{{Topquote\|To the darkness of time I send thee. Against the radiance of your being I consign thee. Blood cools, fire dies and light rises. The time of the Angel has ended. Sleep, my favoured son and dream of purity.\|The Emperor's incantation of sealing, & goodbye to his first son.}}		{{Topquote\|To the darkness of time I send thee. Against the radiance of your being I consign thee. Blood cools, fire dies and light rises. The time of the Angel has ended. Sleep, my favoured son and dream of purity.\|The Emperor's incantation of sealing, & goodbye to his first son.}}

	'''The Angel''' (also known as '''The Sleeper''', '''Angel of Destruction''' and '''Evil Jesus'''), not to be confused with one [[Sanguinius\|fabulous hawk-boy]], is a living weapon created during the [[Unification Wars]] and could be said to be the Emperor's first son, colloquially called the <b><i>Proto-Primarch</i></b>, <b>Primarch Zero</b>, or <b>the Zeroth</b>. In this way, he can be thought of as a precursor to the Primarchs the same way the [[Thunder Warriors]] were precursors to the [[Adeptus Astartes\|Space Marines]].		'''The Angel''' (also known as '''The Sleeper''', '''Angel of Destruction''' and '''Evil Jesus'''), not to be confused with one [[Sanguinius\|fabulous hawk-boy]], is a living weapon created during the [[Unification Wars]] and could be said to be the Emperor's first son, colloquially called the <b><i>Proto-Primarch</i></b>, <b>Primarch Zero</b>, or <b>the Zeroth</b>. In this way, he can be thought of as a precursor to the [[Primarch\|Primarchs]] the same way the [[Thunder Warriors]] were precursors to the [[Adeptus Astartes\|Space Marines]].

	The Angel was created for the express purpose of purging anything [[Chaos\|Chaotic]] in nature, making him the Emperor's personal [[rip and tear\|Doomslayer]] and while at first he was controllable, it quickly became a Broly and Paragus type of situation where the Emperor couldn't hold the leash on his personal attack dog any longer. This happened after their [[Noblebright\|first fishing trip together]] in which they <strike>slew</strike> caught and sealed away a [[Daemon Prince]] known as Pharaa'gueotla. After this, the Proto-Primarch went on a genocide run on a nameless backwater planet [[/tg/'s Smut Index\|because he just had all this pent up energy and nothing left to do with it]]. This transition from fishing to [[Grimdark\|burning ants with a magnifying glass]] could possibly be motivated by the fact they didn't just slay Pharaa'gueotla when they had the chance and instead opted for the [[Slaanesh\|blue balls]] option of [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|banishing it to the Shadow Realm]] for no reason, this story having been written before the concept of a ''true death'' entered the lore, and far before Big-E's Chaos-obliterating power being fleshed out.		The Angel was created for the express purpose of purging anything [[Chaos\|Chaotic]] in nature, making him the Emperor's personal [[rip and tear\|Doomslayer]] and while at first he was controllable, it quickly became a Broly and Paragus type of situation where the Emperor couldn't hold the leash on his personal attack dog any longer. This happened after their [[Noblebright\|first fishing trip together]] in which they <strike>slew</strike> caught and sealed away a [[Daemon Prince]] known as Pharaa'gueotla. After this, the Proto-Primarch went on a genocide run on a nameless backwater planet [[/tg/'s Smut Index\|because he just had all this pent up energy and nothing left to do with it]]. This transition from fishing to [[Grimdark\|burning ants with a magnifying glass]] could possibly be motivated by the fact they didn't just slay Pharaa'gueotla when they had the chance and instead opted for the [[Slaanesh\|blue balls]] option of [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|banishing it to the Shadow Realm]] for no reason, this story having been written before the concept of a ''true death'' entered the lore, and far before Big-E's Chaos-obliterating power being fleshed out.
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	[[powergamer#munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.		[[powergamer#munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.

	~~Imagine if you took out all the Chaotic corruption from every [[Primarch]] and then made them [[Dragon Ball PNP RPG\|fusion dance]] together until there was only one left, Zero here is what you'd get.~~ The Angel is the Primarch to end all Primarchs and could probably slay any of them so long as it's a 1:1 fight, except for [[Vulkan]] [[Perpetual\|because he has the infinite lives cheatcode]]. Whether he could take on post-Molech Horus is the real debate. Considering the Angel slew a daemon prince & came out completely unharmed himself, and the Emperor didn't feel like duelling him way back when, and [[Leman Russ]] was able to deal a fatal blow to Horus (which he only survived because his Chaos stores made up the difference) in one on one combat, it's probably safe to say that if this guy were to end up on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit during the [[Horus Heresy\|Heresy]] that it'd be a different Primarch laying broken and dead on the floor.		The Angel is the "Primarch" to end all Primarchs and could probably slay any of them so long as it's a 1:1 fight, except for [[Vulkan]] [[Perpetual\|because he has the infinite lives cheatcode]]. Whether he could take on post-Molech Horus is the real debate. Considering the Angel slew a daemon prince & came out completely unharmed himself, and the Emperor didn't feel like duelling him way back when, and [[Leman Russ]] was able to deal a fatal blow to Horus (which he only survived because his Chaos stores made up the difference) in one on one combat, it's probably safe to say that if this guy were to end up on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit during the [[Horus Heresy\|Heresy]] that it'd be a different Primarch laying broken and dead on the floor.

	== ~~Personality/~~Wild Speculation~~/Bullshit~~ ==		== Wild Speculation ==

	It begs the question of what he'd think of his younger brothers. Naturally, the traitor Primarchs, especially [[Magnus]] and [[Lorgar]], [[BLAM\|gotta go]].		It begs the question of what he'd think of his younger brothers. Naturally, the traitor Primarchs, especially [[Magnus]] and [[Lorgar]], [[BLAM\|gotta go]].

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	Clearly, the only true course of action is to just drop him into the Eye of Terror and watch as it shrivels away in mere days as he slaughters every Chaos worshipper in that region of realspace. [[Rip and tear\|Then drop him off at Commorragh for good measure.]] But, really, if he did get out of control the Imperium wouldn't have much difficulty killing him... after sacrificing a few dozen to a few hundred planets. Ultimately he's just one Primarch, not the Emperor and the Imperium has a lot of stupidly OP technology for special targets, even Ignoring that the guy's so dumb he fell for the same coffin trick twice. Now dropping an Empyrean Bomb into Commorragh. ''That's'' an idea! One full of irony and lulz.		Clearly, the only true course of action is to just drop him into the Eye of Terror and watch as it shrivels away in mere days as he slaughters every Chaos worshipper in that region of realspace. [[Rip and tear\|Then drop him off at Commorragh for good measure.]] But, really, if he did get out of control the Imperium wouldn't have much difficulty killing him... after sacrificing a few dozen to a few hundred planets. Ultimately he's just one Primarch, not the Emperor and the Imperium has a lot of stupidly OP technology for special targets, even Ignoring that the guy's so dumb he fell for the same coffin trick twice. Now dropping an Empyrean Bomb into Commorragh. ''That's'' an idea! One full of irony and lulz.

	All this said, '''''What was done with his gene-seed''''', if any? Used for the Grey-Knights? Used as part of Custodes creation? Flushed down a toilet? Some dumbass scrounged it up for the Cursed Founding? Maybe the Flame Falcons inherited their cool party trick from this guy and that's why the Inquisition went apeshit over what should have been seen as a blessing from the Emperor. If so, then they reacted in a rational way. It is implied in the ~~gamemasters notes~~ section of Inquisitor Conspiracies 1 - Cirian Legacy that the winged marine clones created by Sorgan Vorg were made using his blood.		All this said, '''''What was done with his gene-seed''''', if any? Used for the Grey-Knights? Used as part of Custodes creation? Flushed down a toilet? Some dumbass scrounged it up for the Cursed Founding? Maybe the Flame Falcons inherited their cool party trick from this guy and that's why the Inquisition went apeshit over what should have been seen as a blessing from the Emperor. If so, then they reacted in a rational way. It is implied in the Gamemaster's Notes section of Inquisitor Conspiracies 1 - Cirian Legacy that the winged marine clones created by Sorgan Vorg were made using his blood.

	== Source ==		== Source ==

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	Clearly, the only true course of action is to just drop him into the Eye of Terror and watch as it shrivels away in mere days as he slaughters every Chaos worshipper in that region of realspace. [[Rip and tear\|Then drop him off at Commorragh for good measure.]] But, really, if he did get out of control the Imperium wouldn't have much difficulty killing him... after sacrificing a few dozen to a few hundred planets. Ultimately he's just one Primarch, not the Emperor and the Imperium has a lot of stupidly OP technology for special targets, even Ignoring that the guy's so dumb he fell for the same coffin trick twice. Now dropping an Empyrean Bomb into Commorragh. ''That's'' an idea! One full of irony and lulz.		Clearly, the only true course of action is to just drop him into the Eye of Terror and watch as it shrivels away in mere days as he slaughters every Chaos worshipper in that region of realspace. [[Rip and tear\|Then drop him off at Commorragh for good measure.]] But, really, if he did get out of control the Imperium wouldn't have much difficulty killing him... after sacrificing a few dozen to a few hundred planets. Ultimately he's just one Primarch, not the Emperor and the Imperium has a lot of stupidly OP technology for special targets, even Ignoring that the guy's so dumb he fell for the same coffin trick twice. Now dropping an Empyrean Bomb into Commorragh. ''That's'' an idea! One full of irony and lulz.

	All this said, '''''What was done with his gene-seed''''', if any? Used for the Grey-Knights? Used as part of Custodes creation? Flushed down a toilet? Some dumbass scrounged it up for the Cursed Founding? Maybe the Flame Falcons inherited their cool party trick from this guy and that's why the Inquisition went apeshit over what should have been seen as a blessing from the Emperor. If so, then they reacted in a rational way.		All this said, '''''What was done with his gene-seed''''', if any? Used for the Grey-Knights? Used as part of Custodes creation? Flushed down a toilet? Some dumbass scrounged it up for the Cursed Founding? Maybe the Flame Falcons inherited their cool party trick from this guy and that's why the Inquisition went apeshit over what should have been seen as a blessing from the Emperor. If so, then they reacted in a rational way. It is implied in the gamemasters notes section of Inquisitor Conspiracies 1 - Cirian Legacy that the winged marine clones created by Sorgan Vorg were made using his blood.

	== Source ==		== Source ==

1d4chan>Newerfag: He's not a Primarch.

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He's not a Primarch.

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	[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
	~~[[Category:Primarchs]]~~

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			{{Heresy}}
	[[File:The_angel_by_acolytenaerina_dcxn0i7-fullview.jpg\|500px\|right\|thumb\|[[Sanguinius]]' big, bad, <u>'''EVIL'''</u> brother. Art by [https://www.deviantart.com/acolytenaerina/art/The-Angel-782095183 AcolyteNaerina.] ]]		[[File:The_angel_by_acolytenaerina_dcxn0i7-fullview.jpg\|500px\|right\|thumb\|[[Sanguinius]]' big, bad, <u>'''EVIL'''</u> brother. Art by [https://www.deviantart.com/acolytenaerina/art/The-Angel-782095183 AcolyteNaerina.] ]]
	{{Topquote\|Absolute virtue is impossible and the republic of forgiveness leads, with implacable logic, to the republic of the guillotine.\|Albert Camus}}		{{Topquote\|Absolute virtue is impossible and the republic of forgiveness leads, with implacable logic, to the republic of the guillotine.\|Albert Camus}}
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	{{Topquote\|To the darkness of time I send thee. Against the radiance of your being I consign thee. Blood cools, fire dies and light rises. The time of the Angel has ended. Sleep, my favoured son and dream of purity.\|The Emperor's incantation of sealing, & goodbye to his first son.}}		{{Topquote\|To the darkness of time I send thee. Against the radiance of your being I consign thee. Blood cools, fire dies and light rises. The time of the Angel has ended. Sleep, my favoured son and dream of purity.\|The Emperor's incantation of sealing, & goodbye to his first son.}}

	'''The Angel''' (also known as '''The Sleeper''', '''Angel of Destruction''' and '''Evil Jesus'''), not to be confused with one [[Sanguinius\|fabulous hawk-boy]], is a living weapon created during the [[Unification Wars]] and could be said to be the Emperor's first son, colloquially called the <b><i>Proto-Primarch</i></b>, <b>Primarch Zero</b>, or <b>the Zeroth</b>. In this way, he can be thought of as a precursor to the Primarchs the same way the [[Thunder Warriors]] were precursors to the [[Adeptus Astartes\|Space Marines]].		'''The Angel''' (also known as '''The Sleeper''', '''Angel of Destruction''' and '''Evil Jesus'''), not to be confused with one [[Sanguinius\|fabulous hawk-boy]], is a living weapon created during the [[Unification Wars]] and could be said to be the Emperor's first son, colloquially called the <b><i>Proto-Primarch</i></b>, <b>Primarch Zero</b>, or <b>the Zeroth</b>. In this way, he can be thought of as a precursor to the [[Primarch\|Primarchs]] the same way the [[Thunder Warriors]] were precursors to the [[Adeptus Astartes\|Space Marines]].

	The Angel was created for the express purpose of purging anything [[Chaos\|Chaotic]] in nature, making him the Emperor's personal [[rip and tear\|Doomslayer]] and while at first he was controllable, it quickly became a Broly and Paragus type of situation where the Emperor couldn't hold the leash on his personal attack dog any longer. This happened after their [[Noblebright\|first fishing trip together]] in which they <strike>slew</strike> caught and sealed away a [[Daemon Prince]] known as Pharaa'gueotla. After this, the Proto-Primarch went on a genocide run on a nameless backwater planet [[/tg/'s Smut Index\|because he just had all this pent up energy and nothing left to do with it]]. This transition from fishing to [[Grimdark\|burning ants with a magnifying glass]] could possibly be motivated by the fact they didn't just slay Pharaa'gueotla when they had the chance and instead opted for the [[Slaanesh\|blue balls]] option of [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|banishing it to the Shadow Realm]] for no reason, this story having been written before the concept of a ''true death'' entered the lore, and far before Big-E's Chaos-obliterating power being fleshed out.		The Angel was created for the express purpose of purging anything [[Chaos\|Chaotic]] in nature, making him the Emperor's personal [[rip and tear\|Doomslayer]] and while at first he was controllable, it quickly became a Broly and Paragus type of situation where the Emperor couldn't hold the leash on his personal attack dog any longer. This happened after their [[Noblebright\|first fishing trip together]] in which they <strike>slew</strike> caught and sealed away a [[Daemon Prince]] known as Pharaa'gueotla. After this, the Proto-Primarch went on a genocide run on a nameless backwater planet [[/tg/'s Smut Index\|because he just had all this pent up energy and nothing left to do with it]]. This transition from fishing to [[Grimdark\|burning ants with a magnifying glass]] could possibly be motivated by the fact they didn't just slay Pharaa'gueotla when they had the chance and instead opted for the [[Slaanesh\|blue balls]] option of [[Yu-Gi-Oh\|banishing it to the Shadow Realm]] for no reason, this story having been written before the concept of a ''true death'' entered the lore, and far before Big-E's Chaos-obliterating power being fleshed out.
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	[[powergamer#munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.		[[powergamer#munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.

	~~Imagine if you took out all the Chaotic corruption from every [[Primarch]] and then made them [[Dragon Ball PNP RPG\|fusion dance]] together until there was only one left, Zero here is what you'd get.~~ The Angel is the Primarch to end all Primarchs and could probably slay any of them so long as it's a 1:1 fight, except for [[Vulkan]] [[Perpetual\|because he has the infinite lives cheatcode]]. Whether he could take on post-Molech Horus is the real debate. Considering the Angel slew a daemon prince & came out completely unharmed himself, and the Emperor didn't feel like duelling him way back when, and [[Leman Russ]] was able to deal a fatal blow to Horus (which he only survived because his Chaos stores made up the difference) in one on one combat, it's probably safe to say that if this guy were to end up on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit during the [[Horus Heresy\|Heresy]] that it'd be a different Primarch laying broken and dead on the floor.		The Angel is the "Primarch" to end all Primarchs and could probably slay any of them so long as it's a 1:1 fight, except for [[Vulkan]] [[Perpetual\|because he has the infinite lives cheatcode]]. Whether he could take on post-Molech Horus is the real debate. Considering the Angel slew a daemon prince & came out completely unharmed himself, and the Emperor didn't feel like duelling him way back when, and [[Leman Russ]] was able to deal a fatal blow to Horus (which he only survived because his Chaos stores made up the difference) in one on one combat, it's probably safe to say that if this guy were to end up on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit during the [[Horus Heresy\|Heresy]] that it'd be a different Primarch laying broken and dead on the floor.

	== ~~Personality/~~Wild Speculation~~/Bullshit~~ ==		== Wild Speculation ==

	It begs the question of what he'd think of his younger brothers. Naturally, the traitor Primarchs, especially [[Magnus]] and [[Lorgar]], [[BLAM\|gotta go]].		It begs the question of what he'd think of his younger brothers. Naturally, the traitor Primarchs, especially [[Magnus]] and [[Lorgar]], [[BLAM\|gotta go]].

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	[[powergamer#munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.		[[powergamer#munchkins\|He burns away Chaotic corruption with the literal force of the sun, he holds the Guinness World Record for demolishing cities and armies in the shortest possible time, he wielded a flaming sword just like Emprah and he left a trail of blue fire behind him]], which was tremendously inconvenient for everyone involved who wasn't dead, which was nobody. Having a pair of angel wings, he could also fly just like Sanguinius. Clearly the Emperor is both an incredibly good scientist and a complete fucking moron. He is the epitome of the scientist who can do basically anything and make reality suck its own dick but literally murders anyone who asks if he should.

	Imagine if you took out all the Chaotic corruption from every [[Primarch]] and then made them [[Dragon Ball PNP RPG\|fusion dance]] together until there was only one left, Zero here is what you'd get. The Angel is the Primarch to end all Primarchs and could probably slay any of them so long as it's a 1:1 fight, except for [[Vulkan]] [[Perpetual\|because he has the infinite lives cheatcode]]. Whether he could take on post-Molech Horus is the real debate. Considering the Angel slew a daemon prince & came out completely unharmed himself, and the Emperor didn't feel like ~~dueling~~ him way back when, and [[Leman Russ]] was able to deal a fatal blow to Horus (which he only survived because his Chaos stores made up the difference) in one on one combat, it's probably safe to say that if this guy were to end up on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit during the [[Horus Heresy\|Heresy]] that it'd be a different Primarch laying broken and dead on the floor.		Imagine if you took out all the Chaotic corruption from every [[Primarch]] and then made them [[Dragon Ball PNP RPG\|fusion dance]] together until there was only one left, Zero here is what you'd get. The Angel is the Primarch to end all Primarchs and could probably slay any of them so long as it's a 1:1 fight, except for [[Vulkan]] [[Perpetual\|because he has the infinite lives cheatcode]]. Whether he could take on post-Molech Horus is the real debate. Considering the Angel slew a daemon prince & came out completely unharmed himself, and the Emperor didn't feel like duelling him way back when, and [[Leman Russ]] was able to deal a fatal blow to Horus (which he only survived because his Chaos stores made up the difference) in one on one combat, it's probably safe to say that if this guy were to end up on the bridge of the Vengeful Spirit during the [[Horus Heresy\|Heresy]] that it'd be a different Primarch laying broken and dead on the floor.

	So despite being a clear psyker, he's a psyker in the sense that the Emperor is; completely absent of any Chaotic taint. Makes you wonder if the Emperor's brand of psyker happens to be something different from the typical psyker the same way [[Orks]] generate their own psychic fields. It also makes you wonder how much of the Chaos-stuff the Emperor took from his time on Molech went into the Angel, if any at all.		So despite being a clear psyker, he's a psyker in the sense that the Emperor is; completely absent of any Chaotic taint. Makes you wonder if the Emperor's brand of psyker happens to be something different from the typical psyker the same way [[Orks]] generate their own psychic fields. It also makes you wonder how much of the Chaos-stuff the Emperor took from his time on Molech went into the Angel, if any at all.
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	In a way, it could be argued that the Angel is more dedicated to the <i>idea</i> of the Emperor than he is to the Emperor himself, considering how he screamed "You don't deserve the Emperor's love!" as he slaughtered the very people the Emperor wanted to unite under his banner. In fact, in examining such a statement, it could be he was actually [[Horus\|jealous of baseline humans getting all the attention]] despite being obviously unworthy of the Emperor's consideration, much unlike himself which was perfect and beautiful in every way.		In a way, it could be argued that the Angel is more dedicated to the <i>idea</i> of the Emperor than he is to the Emperor himself, considering how he screamed "You don't deserve the Emperor's love!" as he slaughtered the very people the Emperor wanted to unite under his banner. In fact, in examining such a statement, it could be he was actually [[Horus\|jealous of baseline humans getting all the attention]] despite being obviously unworthy of the Emperor's consideration, much unlike himself which was perfect and beautiful in every way.

	The Angel is the answer to the question of "what if the Primarchs were completely pure and brought up under the Emperor's guidance instead of being scattered?" and that answer is "~~omnicidal~~ maniac." It poses the proposition that <i>maybe</i> having the Primarchs scattered was actually for the best in the end, [[Heresy\|traitor legions and all]], lending some credence to the Big E is playing 4d chess and planned out the Heresy theory.		The Angel is the answer to the question of "what if the Primarchs were completely pure and brought up under the Emperor's guidance instead of being scattered?" and that answer is "homicidal maniac." It poses the proposition that <i>maybe</i> having the Primarchs scattered was actually for the best in the end, [[Heresy\|traitor legions and all]], lending some credence to the Big E is playing 4d chess and planned out the Heresy theory.

	For the above stated reasons, the Angel is both at once the Imperium's greatest asset (so much so that radical and puritanical Inquisitors <i>fought over who should get to keep him</i>) and it's biggest liability. If he were unleashed onto the battlefield during a Black Crusade, there is no doubt that he, in all of his unwavering devotion and unstoppable power, would undoubtedly shank [[Abaddon\|Failbaddon the Armless]] in the gut, burn away his flesh in purifying flame and break the daemon sword Drachn'yen over his knee. He would then proceed to kill every other heretic on the battlefield. Then every loyalist Astartes. Then every Guardsman. Then every man, woman, child, cat and dog in the galaxy. Or least planet since it's unclear if his psychopathy would even let him work with humans long enough to get him from one planet to another since for that you need warp travel and Psykers.		For the above stated reasons, the Angel is both at once the Imperium's greatest asset (so much so that radical and puritanical Inquisitors <i>fought over who should get to keep him</i>) and it's biggest liability. If he were unleashed onto the battlefield during a Black Crusade, there is no doubt that he, in all of his unwavering devotion and unstoppable power, would undoubtedly shank [[Abaddon\|Failbaddon the Armless]] in the gut, burn away his flesh in purifying flame and break the daemon sword Drachn'yen over his knee. He would then proceed to kill every other heretic on the battlefield. Then every loyalist Astartes. Then every Guardsman. Then every man, woman, child, cat and dog in the galaxy. Or least planet since it's unclear if his psychopathy would even let him work with humans long enough to get him from one planet to another since for that you need warp travel and Psykers.

	On the ~~brightside~~, he hates Chaos and probably aliens more than he hates normal Imperial humans. So he'd kill off the enemy before killing you so all you have to do is time your retard bait-trap for slightly before he finishes wiping out the enemy and then Deathstrike the survivors.		On the bright side, he hates Chaos and probably aliens more than he hates normal Imperial humans. So he'd kill off the enemy before killing you so all you have to do is time your retard bait-trap for slightly before he finishes wiping out the enemy and then Deathstrike the survivors.

	It also begs the question of what he'd think of his younger brothers. Naturally, the traitor Primarchs, especially [[Magnus]] and [[Lorgar]], [[BLAM\|gotta go]]. Considering how puritanical he is though, and considering that all 20 Primarchs have already been tainted by the warp to one degree or another, it's probably a full bust with no chances of reconciliation.		It also begs the question of what he'd think of his younger brothers. Naturally, the traitor Primarchs, especially [[Magnus]] and [[Lorgar]], [[BLAM\|gotta go]]. Considering how puritanical he is though, and considering that all 20 Primarchs have already been tainted by the warp to one degree or another, it's probably a full bust with no chances of reconciliation.
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	Then there's the question of how he'd respond to seeing his own father interned on the Golden Throne, which considering his bottomless devotion to ol' Emps, would probably send him into an earth-shattering mental breakdown on the spot, causing him to sobbingly vow revenge against whoever did it, only to fly into a rage at finding out that this [[Horus\|"FUCKING HORUS"]] person is already long dead and gone, only to instead [[Rogal Dorn\|settle on slaughtering the daemon Primarchs and their legions]].		Then there's the question of how he'd respond to seeing his own father interned on the Golden Throne, which considering his bottomless devotion to ol' Emps, would probably send him into an earth-shattering mental breakdown on the spot, causing him to sobbingly vow revenge against whoever did it, only to fly into a rage at finding out that this [[Horus\|"FUCKING HORUS"]] person is already long dead and gone, only to instead [[Rogal Dorn\|settle on slaughtering the daemon Primarchs and their legions]].

	Clearly, the only true course of action is to just drop him into the Eye of Terror and watch as it shrivels away in mere days as he slaughters every Chaos ~~worshiper~~ in that region of realspace. [[Rip and tear\|Then drop him off at Commorragh for good measure.]] But, really, if he did get out of control the Imperium wouldn't have much difficulty killing him... after sacrificing a few dozen to a few hundred planets. Ultimately he's just one Primarch, not the Emperor and the Imperium has a lot of stupidly OP technology for special targets, even Ignoring that the guy's so dumb he fell for the same coffin trick twice. Now dropping an Empyrean Bomb into Commorragh. ''That's'' an idea! One full of irony and lulz.		Clearly, the only true course of action is to just drop him into the Eye of Terror and watch as it shrivels away in mere days as he slaughters every Chaos worshipper in that region of realspace. [[Rip and tear\|Then drop him off at Commorragh for good measure.]] But, really, if he did get out of control the Imperium wouldn't have much difficulty killing him... after sacrificing a few dozen to a few hundred planets. Ultimately he's just one Primarch, not the Emperor and the Imperium has a lot of stupidly OP technology for special targets, even Ignoring that the guy's so dumb he fell for the same coffin trick twice. Now dropping an Empyrean Bomb into Commorragh. ''That's'' an idea! One full of irony and lulz.

	All this said, '''''What was done with his gene-seed''''', if any? Used for the Grey-Knights? Used as part of Custodes creation? Flushed down a toilet? Some dumbass scrounged it up for the Cursed Founding? Maybe the Flame Falcons inherited their cool party trick from this guy and that's why the Inquisition went apeshit over what should have been seen as a blessing from the Emperor. If so, then they reacted in a rational way.		All this said, '''''What was done with his gene-seed''''', if any? Used for the Grey-Knights? Used as part of Custodes creation? Flushed down a toilet? Some dumbass scrounged it up for the Cursed Founding? Maybe the Flame Falcons inherited their cool party trick from this guy and that's why the Inquisition went apeshit over what should have been seen as a blessing from the Emperor. If so, then they reacted in a rational way.
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