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	[[File:ShadowOfUllanor.jpg\|thumb\|~~The Big Green Beast himself! Or maybe one~~ of ~~his~~ Prime Ork underlings, ~~it's honestly a bit unclear~~.]]		[[File:ShadowOfUllanor.jpg\|thumb\|One of Best's Prime Ork underlings; The Beast himself wore even more advanced armor, more advanced than that of [[Krork\|Ullanor Boyz]].]]

	{{Topquote\|Oh wow, ''Ullanor'' huh? Seems like the Ork spores weren't properly disposed of. Really proves that the Ork genome can make it through anything. '''Even toxic emissions from absolutely atrocious family reunions! And not even [[Vulkan]] could quite regenerate from those!'''\|[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\|Magnus the Red]]}}		{{Topquote\|Oh wow, ''Ullanor'' huh? Seems like the Ork spores weren't properly disposed of. Really proves that the Ork genome can make it through anything. '''Even toxic emissions from absolutely atrocious family reunions! And not even [[Vulkan]] could quite regenerate from those!'''\|[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\|Magnus the Red]]}}
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	{{Topquote\|I suppose the Great Beast was a sort of descendant of that one Warboss that [[Horus]] threw from the tower. Remember that? Truly an inspiring moment.\|[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\|Karstodes]]}}		{{Topquote\|I suppose the Great Beast was a sort of descendant of that one Warboss that [[Horus]] threw from the tower. Remember that? Truly an inspiring moment.\|[[If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device\|Karstodes]]}}

	'''The Beast''' is the mightiest Ork [[~~Warlords~~\|Warlord]] ever to terrorize the galaxy and fought during [[The War of The Beast]]. It would not be unreasonable (but it is Heretical, unless you made it out as a disgusting parody of the proper order of things) to call him the "God-Emperor of Orks".		'''The Beast''' is the mightiest Ork [[Warlordz\|Warlord]] ever to terrorize the galaxy and fought during [[The War of The Beast]]. It would not be unreasonable (but it is Heretical, unless you made it out as a disgusting parody of the proper order of things) to call him the "God-Emperor of Orks".

	==The Legend==		==The Legend==
	Back during The [[Forging]] (that is, the 32nd Millennium), the [[Imperial Fists]] were idly slaughtering and driving to extinction an alien race when they found something flabbergasting (which in retrospect <span style='color:green> da alens might 'ave beeen tryin' two dell da gitz</span>): A HUGEASS WAAAGH!!! But it wasn't numbers alone that this Ork threat represented, but also its organization and composition. The Beast leading it was ''ginormous'', far bigger than good old [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], and his nobs were colossal and mighty foes. How large was the Beast, you ask? He is said to have been as large as a HAB-BLOCK, with a mouth filled with tusks the size of TREE TRUNKS and this could be due to the fact that he's the same breed as ~~Urrlak~~ Urg, the Ork Warboss of Ullanor, and it took ''[[Horus\|HORUS]] TO KILL, AND IT NEARLY KILLED THE FUCKING EMPEROR HIMSELF'' (though keep in mind that the latter feat was due to the Emperor being extremely weakened by having to maintain the Astronomicon from half a galaxy away). Hell, he was so huge that, when he first appears, the Space Marines sent to kill him mistook him for a [[Stompa]] before they realize there's an Ork in that plated armor. But simply being extremely big and incredibly strong was the least of what made him such a threat because, beneath all that armor and muscle was a brain with the intelligence, the drive, the simple strength of will, and character to forge that race of fungoid barbarian space football hooligans into an actual goddamn army; think Greenskin [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]] IN SPACE and turned Up to Eleven.		Back during The [[Forging]] (that is, the 32nd Millennium), the [[Imperial Fists]] were idly slaughtering and driving to extinction an alien race when they found something flabbergasting (which in retrospect <span style='color:green> da alens might 'ave beeen tryin' two dell da gitz</span>): A HUGEASS WAAAGH!!! But it wasn't numbers alone that this Ork threat represented, but also its organization and composition. The Beast leading it was ''ginormous'', far bigger than good old [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], and his nobs were colossal and mighty foes. How large was the Beast, you ask? He is said to have been as large as a HAB-BLOCK, with a mouth filled with tusks the size of TREE TRUNKS and this could be due to the fact that he's the same breed as Urlakk Urg, the Ork Warboss of Ullanor, and it took ''[[Horus\|HORUS]] TO KILL, AND IT NEARLY KILLED THE FUCKING EMPEROR HIMSELF'' (though keep in mind that the latter feat was due to the Emperor being extremely weakened by having to maintain the Astronomicon from half a galaxy away). Hell, he was so huge that, when he first appears, the Space Marines sent to kill him mistook him for a [[Stompa]] before they realize there's an Ork in that plated armor. As such, it's highly likely, that his gear was extremely advanced: to [[Krork\|Ullanor Boyz]] armor and [[Mega Armour]], what [[Allarus Pattern Terminator Armour]] is to [[Mark VII: Aquila/Imperator Armour]] and [[Scout Armour]]. But simply being extremely big and incredibly strong was the least of what made him such a threat because, beneath all that armor and muscle was a brain with the intelligence, the drive, the simple strength of will, and character to forge that race of fungoid barbarian space football hooligans into an actual goddamn army; think Greenskin [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]] IN SPACE and turned Up to Eleven.

	How big of a threat was The Beast? The [[Iron Warriors]] teamed up with the <s>Imperial Fists</s> [[Black Templars]], of all people, and then later the [[Fists Exemplar]], both Imperial Fists successors, in order to fight him and his boyz. The fucking bitterest enemies in the galaxy teamed up together against him. Whole Crusades were dedicated to halt them, the mightiest fleets since the days of the Heresy were assembled. Tens of Chapters were lost, annihilated by the green tide. The Imperial Fists UNITED as a whole Legion in order to have a fighting chance and during the most heated point the [[Deathwatch]] was created.		How big of a threat was The Beast? The [[Iron Warriors]] teamed up with the <s>Imperial Fists</s> [[Black Templars]], of all people, and then later the [[Fists Exemplar]], both Imperial Fists successors, in order to fight him and his boyz. The fucking bitterest enemies in the galaxy teamed up together against him. Whole Crusades were dedicated to halt them, the mightiest fleets since the days of the Heresy were assembled. Tens of Chapters were lost, annihilated by the green tide. The Imperial Fists UNITED as a whole Legion in order to have a fighting chance and during the most heated point the [[Deathwatch]] was created.
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	*He had Ork DIPLOMATS. Just think about greenskins that are capable of more complex thoughts than "run/hide and then run and krump that git's skull into pulp".		*He had Ork DIPLOMATS. Just think about greenskins that are capable of more complex thoughts than "run/hide and then run and krump that git's skull into pulp".
	**It goes far beyond that; one of the Ork diplomats went to the Senatorum Imperialis itself. He put in evidence what ineffectual little pieces of trash most of the [[High Lords of Terra]] are while also giving one of the most deliciously effective insults ever thrown at mankind - ''he acted in a civilized way, offering surrender terms'', confronting [[Skaven\|a bunch of petty cowardly parasites who bickered among themselves like immature kids while trying to backstab each other]]. The guy nailed it in such a way that not even the worst desecration made by Chaos could have hurt the Imperials' pride.		**It goes far beyond that; one of the Ork diplomats went to the Senatorum Imperialis itself. He put in evidence what ineffectual little pieces of trash most of the [[High Lords of Terra]] are while also giving one of the most deliciously effective insults ever thrown at mankind - ''he acted in a civilized way, offering surrender terms'', confronting [[Skaven\|a bunch of petty cowardly parasites who bickered among themselves like immature kids while trying to backstab each other]]. The guy nailed it in such a way that not even the worst desecration made by Chaos could have hurt the Imperials' pride.
	** Considering the way [[Orks]] speak, a civilized Ork wordsmith would probably sound a lot like [[Awesome\| BRIAN BLESSED]] <span style='color:green;font-size:130%'> "HELLO LORDS OF THE HUMAAAAAANNNNSSS, I AM A DIPLOMAT AND I AM HERE TO ~~NEGOITATE~~ YOUR UNCONDITIONAL SURENDAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" </span><br>		** Considering the way [[Orks]] speak, a civilized Ork wordsmith would probably sound a lot like [[Awesome\| BRIAN BLESSED]] <span style='color:green;font-size:130%'> "HELLO LORDS OF THE HUMAAAAAANNNNSSS, I AM A DIPLOMAT AND I AM HERE TO NEGOTIATE YOUR UNCONDITIONAL SURENDAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" </span><br>
	** More or less. Direct quote: "The Great Beast has you by the guts. Struggle, he'll rip 'em out. Surrender, you get to keep 'em".		** More or less. Direct quote: "The Great Beast has you by the guts. Struggle, he'll rip 'em out. Surrender, you get to keep 'em".

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	** His psychic presence was so powerful that when almost 20 Librarians (led by an Ultramarines Chief Librarian) psychically communed to silence the Ork psychic roar, the Chief Librarian and 2 others were overtaken and driven totally apeshit. As in shouting 'WAAAGH' and teamkilling levels of apeshit. The roar also threatened to envelop the rest of the group as well.		** His psychic presence was so powerful that when almost 20 Librarians (led by an Ultramarines Chief Librarian) psychically communed to silence the Ork psychic roar, the Chief Librarian and 2 others were overtaken and driven totally apeshit. As in shouting 'WAAAGH' and teamkilling levels of apeshit. The roar also threatened to envelop the rest of the group as well.
	** Later on when assaulting the temple-gargant, the Beasts' psychic presence overwhelmed the rest of the Librarians, roasting them alive in his energies as they screamed in utter terror.		** Later on when assaulting the temple-gargant, the Beasts' psychic presence overwhelmed the rest of the Librarians, roasting them alive in his energies as they screamed in utter terror.
			*He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos's quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick.
	*He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos' quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick.		*He converted the fucking shaft-hatted [[Ecclesiarchy\|Ecclesiarch]], and a whole faction of his (granted, said shaft-hat was <s>Vladimir Harkonnen</s> some grotesquely fat nutjob whose mind was deteriorating thanks to Vangorich slowly fatally drugging him), into ''fucking worshipping him'', including composing a <s>Latin</s> High Gothic liturgy (which was strange enough to confuzzle Slaughter Koorland for a bit before BLAM-ing him) in his honor.

	*He converted the fucking shaft-hatted [[Ecclesiarchy\|Ecclesiarch]], and a whole faction of his (granted, said shaft-hat was <s>Vladimir Harkonnen</s>some grotesquely fat nutjob), into ''fucking worshipping him'', including composing a <s>Latin</s> High Gothic liturgy (which was ~~strangely~~ enough to confuzzle ~~a Space Marine~~ for a ~~while~~) in his honor.

	*He had ''colonized'' Ullanor. The whole world was now sporting Ork cities (and very well organized to boot) that would become killing zones for the invading forces. Secretly, the world had in fact been converted into a massive Attack Planet that was going to be used to defeat the Imperium (think that attack planet in the fuckawful Star Wars sequels, basically the same thing).		*He had ''colonized'' Ullanor. The whole world was now sporting Ork cities (and very well organized to boot) that would become killing zones for the invading forces. Secretly, the world had in fact been converted into a massive Attack Planet that was going to be used to defeat the Imperium (think that attack planet in the fuckawful Star Wars sequels, basically the same thing).

	*He murderfucked the Ultramarines Chapter Master (Odaenathus), the Crimson Fist's Chapter Master (Quesadra), crippled a Blood Angels captain (Valefor) and gave [[Vulkan\|VULKAN]] of all people a tough fight. Normally, any of the aforementioned would have sufficed to kill him yet it was a hell of a battle for the four.		*He murderfucked the Ultramarines Chapter Master (Odaenathus), the Crimson Fist's Chapter Master (Quesadra), crippled a Blood Angels captain (Valefor) and gave [[Vulkan\|VULKAN]] of all people a tough fight. Normally, any of the aforementioned would have sufficed to kill him yet it was a hell of a battle for the four.
	*Eradicated the [[Imperial Fists]]. Yes, this guy managed to do what no [[Abaddon\|armless failure]] has ever accomplished in 10 millennia, killing a First Founding Chapter off for real. (To be fair, the Grey Knights did not fight against the Beast.)		*Eradicated the [[Imperial Fists]]. Yes, this guy managed to do what no [[Abaddon\|armless failure]] has ever accomplished in 10 millennia, killing a First Founding Chapter off for real. (To be fair, the Grey Knights did not fight against the Beast.)

	*And Vulkan too (it's rather unlikely Vulkan stayed dead, what with him being a [[Perpetual]], and a very [[Games Workshop\|marketable named character]], but he hasn't been seen since).		*And Vulkan too (it's rather unlikely Vulkan stayed dead, what with him being a [[Perpetual]], and a very [[Games Workshop\|marketable named character]], but he hasn't been seen since).

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	**Frighteningly enough, the eldar actually mention that the ancient krork at their apex were so much more advanced that the Beast-WAAAGH was 'laughable' in comparison. ''Wow.''		**Frighteningly enough, the eldar actually mention that the ancient krork at their apex were so much more advanced that the Beast-WAAAGH was 'laughable' in comparison. ''Wow.''
	** His psychic presence was so powerful that when almost 20 Librarians (led by an Ultramarines Chief Librarian) psychically communed to silence the Ork psychic roar, the Chief Librarian and 2 others were overtaken and driven totally apeshit. As in shouting 'WAAAGH' and teamkilling levels of apeshit. The roar also threatened to envelop the rest of the group as well.		** His psychic presence was so powerful that when almost 20 Librarians (led by an Ultramarines Chief Librarian) psychically communed to silence the Ork psychic roar, the Chief Librarian and 2 others were overtaken and driven totally apeshit. As in shouting 'WAAAGH' and teamkilling levels of apeshit. The roar also threatened to envelop the rest of the group as well.
			** Later on when assaulting the temple-gargant, the Beasts' psychic presence overwhelmed the rest of the Librarians, roasting them alive in his energies as they screamed in utter terror.

	*He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos' quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick.		*He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos' quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick.

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	*His very presence was so overwhelming that he actually caused the entire Ork race to begin evolving on a cultural and biological level, becoming more advanced and more potent psykers. Seriously—the Orks advanced so much under him that they had <s>technology</s> ambitions, aspirations, and the power of WAAAGH! that allowed them to rival the old Eldar. And they had began building an actual civilization on the worlds they controlled. Not just simple settlements, but an empire with advanced cities and even worlds given over to food production and industry.		*His very presence was so overwhelming that he actually caused the entire Ork race to begin evolving on a cultural and biological level, becoming more advanced and more potent psykers. Seriously—the Orks advanced so much under him that they had <s>technology</s> ambitions, aspirations, and the power of WAAAGH! that allowed them to rival the old Eldar. And they had began building an actual civilization on the worlds they controlled. Not just simple settlements, but an empire with advanced cities and even worlds given over to food production and industry.
	**Frighteningly enough, the eldar actually mention that the ancient krork at their apex were so much more advanced that the Beast-WAAAGH was 'laughable' in comparison. ''Wow.''		**Frighteningly enough, the eldar actually mention that the ancient krork at their apex were so much more advanced that the Beast-WAAAGH was 'laughable' in comparison. ''Wow.''
			** His psychic presence was so powerful that when almost 20 Librarians (led by an Ultramarines Chief Librarian) psychically communed to silence the Ork psychic roar, the Chief Librarian and 2 others were overtaken and driven totally apeshit. As in shouting 'WAAAGH' and teamkilling levels of apeshit. The roar also threatened to envelop the rest of the group as well.

	*He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos' quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick.		*He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos' quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick.

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	==The Legend==		==The Legend==
	Back during The [[Forging]] (that is, the 32nd Millennium), the [[Imperial Fists]] were idly slaughtering and driving to extinction an alien race when they found something flabbergasting (which in retrospect <span style='color:green> da alens might 'ave beeen tryin' two dell da gitz</span>): A HUGEASS WAAAGH!!! But it wasn't numbers alone that this Ork threat represented, but also its organization and composition. The Beast leading it was ''ginormous'', far bigger than good old [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], and his nobs were colossal and mighty foes. How large was the Beast, you ask? He is said to have been as large as a HAB-BLOCK, with a mouth filled with tusks the size of TREE TRUNKS and this could be due to the fact that he's the same breed as Urrlak Urg, the Ork Warboss of Ullanor, and it took ''[[Horus\|HORUS]] TO KILL, AND IT NEARLY KILLED THE FUCKING EMPEROR HIMSELF (though keep in mind that the latter feat was due to the Emperor being extremely weakened by having to maintain the Astronomicon from half a galaxy away)~~.''~~. Hell, he was so huge that, when he first appears, the Space Marines sent to kill him mistook him for a [[Stompa]] before they realize there's an Ork in that plated armor. But simply being extremely big and incredibly strong was the least of what made him such a threat because, beneath all that armor and muscle was a brain with the intelligence, the drive, the simple strength of will, and character to forge that race of fungoid barbarian space football hooligans into an actual goddamn army; think Greenskin [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]] IN SPACE and turned Up to Eleven.		Back during The [[Forging]] (that is, the 32nd Millennium), the [[Imperial Fists]] were idly slaughtering and driving to extinction an alien race when they found something flabbergasting (which in retrospect <span style='color:green> da alens might 'ave beeen tryin' two dell da gitz</span>): A HUGEASS WAAAGH!!! But it wasn't numbers alone that this Ork threat represented, but also its organization and composition. The Beast leading it was ''ginormous'', far bigger than good old [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], and his nobs were colossal and mighty foes. How large was the Beast, you ask? He is said to have been as large as a HAB-BLOCK, with a mouth filled with tusks the size of TREE TRUNKS and this could be due to the fact that he's the same breed as Urrlak Urg, the Ork Warboss of Ullanor, and it took ''[[Horus\|HORUS]] TO KILL, AND IT NEARLY KILLED THE FUCKING EMPEROR HIMSELF'' (though keep in mind that the latter feat was due to the Emperor being extremely weakened by having to maintain the Astronomicon from half a galaxy away). Hell, he was so huge that, when he first appears, the Space Marines sent to kill him mistook him for a [[Stompa]] before they realize there's an Ork in that plated armor. But simply being extremely big and incredibly strong was the least of what made him such a threat because, beneath all that armor and muscle was a brain with the intelligence, the drive, the simple strength of will, and character to forge that race of fungoid barbarian space football hooligans into an actual goddamn army; think Greenskin [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]] IN SPACE and turned Up to Eleven.

	How big of a threat was The Beast? The [[Iron Warriors]] teamed up with the <s>Imperial Fists</s> [[Black Templars]], of all people, and then later the [[Fists Exemplar]], both Imperial Fists successors, in order to fight him and his boyz. The fucking bitterest enemies in the galaxy teamed up together against him. Whole Crusades were dedicated to halt them, the mightiest fleets since the days of the Heresy were assembled. Tens of Chapters were lost, annihilated by the green tide. The Imperial Fists UNITED as a whole Legion in order to have a fighting chance and during the most heated point the [[Deathwatch]] was created.		How big of a threat was The Beast? The [[Iron Warriors]] teamed up with the <s>Imperial Fists</s> [[Black Templars]], of all people, and then later the [[Fists Exemplar]], both Imperial Fists successors, in order to fight him and his boyz. The fucking bitterest enemies in the galaxy teamed up together against him. Whole Crusades were dedicated to halt them, the mightiest fleets since the days of the Heresy were assembled. Tens of Chapters were lost, annihilated by the green tide. The Imperial Fists UNITED as a whole Legion in order to have a fighting chance and during the most heated point the [[Deathwatch]] was created.

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	==The Legend==		==The Legend==
	Back during The [[Forging]] (that is, the 32nd Millennium), the [[Imperial Fists]] were idly slaughtering and driving to extinction an alien race when they found something flabbergasting (which in retrospect <span style='color:green> da alens might 'ave beeen tryin' two dell da gitz</span>): A HUGEASS WAAAGH!!! But it wasn't numbers alone that this Ork threat represented, but also its organization and composition. The Beast leading it was ''ginormous'', far bigger than good old [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], and his nobs were colossal and mighty foes. How large was the Beast, you ask? He is said to have been as large as a HAB-BLOCK, with a mouth filled with tusks the size of TREE TRUNKS and this could be due to the fact that he's the same breed as Urrlak Urg, the Ork Warboss of Ullanor, and it took ''[[Horus\|HORUS]] TO KILL, AND IT NEARLY KILLED THE FUCKING EMPEROR HIMSELF''. Hell, he was so huge that, when he first appears, the Space Marines sent to kill him mistook him for a [[Stompa]] before they realize there's an Ork in that plated armor. But simply being extremely big and incredibly strong was the least of what made him such a threat because, beneath all that armor and muscle was a brain with the intelligence, the drive, the simple strength of will, and character to forge that race of fungoid barbarian space football hooligans into an actual goddamn army; think Greenskin [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]] IN SPACE and turned Up to Eleven.		Back during The [[Forging]] (that is, the 32nd Millennium), the [[Imperial Fists]] were idly slaughtering and driving to extinction an alien race when they found something flabbergasting (which in retrospect <span style='color:green> da alens might 'ave beeen tryin' two dell da gitz</span>): A HUGEASS WAAAGH!!! But it wasn't numbers alone that this Ork threat represented, but also its organization and composition. The Beast leading it was ''ginormous'', far bigger than good old [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]], and his nobs were colossal and mighty foes. How large was the Beast, you ask? He is said to have been as large as a HAB-BLOCK, with a mouth filled with tusks the size of TREE TRUNKS and this could be due to the fact that he's the same breed as Urrlak Urg, the Ork Warboss of Ullanor, and it took ''[[Horus\|HORUS]] TO KILL, AND IT NEARLY KILLED THE FUCKING EMPEROR HIMSELF (though keep in mind that the latter feat was due to the Emperor being extremely weakened by having to maintain the Astronomicon from half a galaxy away).''. Hell, he was so huge that, when he first appears, the Space Marines sent to kill him mistook him for a [[Stompa]] before they realize there's an Ork in that plated armor. But simply being extremely big and incredibly strong was the least of what made him such a threat because, beneath all that armor and muscle was a brain with the intelligence, the drive, the simple strength of will, and character to forge that race of fungoid barbarian space football hooligans into an actual goddamn army; think Greenskin [[Genghis motherfucking Khan]] IN SPACE and turned Up to Eleven.

	How big of a threat was The Beast? The [[Iron Warriors]] teamed up with the <s>Imperial Fists</s> [[Black Templars]], of all people, and then later the [[Fists Exemplar]], both Imperial Fists successors, in order to fight him and his boyz. The fucking bitterest enemies in the galaxy teamed up together against him. Whole Crusades were dedicated to halt them, the mightiest fleets since the days of the Heresy were assembled. Tens of Chapters were lost, annihilated by the green tide. The Imperial Fists UNITED as a whole Legion in order to have a fighting chance and during the most heated point the [[Deathwatch]] was created.		How big of a threat was The Beast? The [[Iron Warriors]] teamed up with the <s>Imperial Fists</s> [[Black Templars]], of all people, and then later the [[Fists Exemplar]], both Imperial Fists successors, in order to fight him and his boyz. The fucking bitterest enemies in the galaxy teamed up together against him. Whole Crusades were dedicated to halt them, the mightiest fleets since the days of the Heresy were assembled. Tens of Chapters were lost, annihilated by the green tide. The Imperial Fists UNITED as a whole Legion in order to have a fighting chance and during the most heated point the [[Deathwatch]] was created.

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	*His very presence was so overwhelming that he actually caused the entire Ork race to begin evolving on a cultural and biological level, becoming more advanced and more potent psykers. Seriously—the Orks advanced so much under him that they had <s>technology</s> ambitions, aspirations, and the power of WAAAGH! that allowed them to rival the old Eldar. And they had began building an actual civilization on the worlds they controlled. Not just simple settlements, but an empire with advanced cities and even worlds given over to food production and industry.		*His very presence was so overwhelming that he actually caused the entire Ork race to begin evolving on a cultural and biological level, becoming more advanced and more potent psykers. Seriously—the Orks advanced so much under him that they had <s>technology</s> ambitions, aspirations, and the power of WAAAGH! that allowed them to rival the old Eldar. And they had began building an actual civilization on the worlds they controlled. Not just simple settlements, but an empire with advanced cities and even worlds given over to food production and industry.
	**Frighteningly enough, the eldar actually mention that the ancient krork at their apex were so much more advanced that the Beast-WAAAGH was 'laughable' in comparison. ''~~Yikes~~.''		**Frighteningly enough, the eldar actually mention that the ancient krork at their apex were so much more advanced that the Beast-WAAAGH was 'laughable' in comparison. ''Wow.''

	*He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos' quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick.		*He was able to sicken the frigging Iron Warriors: when they went to [[Prax]], they found that the Orks had organized thousands of farms with BILLIONS of humans in there so warped by the WAAAAGH! they were devolved into the cattle they were being bred for. When you've got a bunch like the Iron Warriors saying "It will be a mercy kill", you know you've become a sick fuck of the highest order. And I remind you, this is the same Legion that created the [[Daemonculaba]]. On the other hand, that might just have been because it wasn't Chaos' quackery. If it had been caused by Chaos, they probably would have laughed at or jeered the victims. Or maybe [[Honsou]] is strangely sick.

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	== Fatal Flaw ==		== Fatal Flaw ==

	However, for all its strength, the Beast also actually creates a natural (and very easy to exploit) weakness in Orks. As a result of how successful the Beast's Waaagh! was, the Boyz within it are supercharged with Waaagh! energy, a volatile thing at the best of times. Even the use of only a handful of [[Sisters of Silence]] and a Weirdboy has the power to set off a chain reaction strong enough to do anything, from wiping out all five Beasts at once to killing an entire planet of Orks. This is questionable from a fluff consistency perspective at best, as WAAAGH!!! energy seem to be switching (at a given writer's whim) from being a kind of warp energy (that Sisters can nullify) to being something totally different (for example psykers, daemons and psychic nulls have no impact on Ork teknology that is in essence powered by WAAAAGH!!! energy). But ~~than~~ again when was WH40k lore consistent?		However, for all its strength, the Beast also actually creates a natural (and very easy to exploit) weakness in Orks. As a result of how successful the Beast's Waaagh! was, the Boyz within it are supercharged with Waaagh! energy, a volatile thing at the best of times. Even the use of only a handful of [[Sisters of Silence]] and a Weirdboy has the power to set off a chain reaction strong enough to do anything, from wiping out all five Beasts at once to killing an entire planet of Orks. This is questionable from a fluff consistency perspective at best, as WAAAGH!!! energy seem to be switching (at a given writer's whim) from being a kind of warp energy (that Sisters can nullify) to being something totally different (for example psykers, daemons and psychic nulls have no impact on Ork teknology that is in essence powered by WAAAAGH!!! energy). But then again, when was WH40k lore ever consistent?

	Despite this weakness, the conflict against the Beast was desperate due to the Imperium only having a very small number of Sisters of Silence to help them, and only then because Vulkan asked them to. While the Sisters' numbers have been restored in the 41st Millenium, the more immediate threat of Chaos following the formation of the Great Rift may still compromise their ability to respond to any would-be successor. That being said, while Orks are without limit it would still take a hell of a long time for them to get that strong. [[Tuska Daemon-Killa\|Why, you would need to be fighting 24 hours a day, seven days, a week for more then a few centuries, all without dying for that to happen...]] what are the odds of any Ork living that long?		Despite this weakness, the conflict against the Beast was desperate due to the Imperium only having a very small number of Sisters of Silence to help them, and only then because Vulkan asked them to. While the Sisters' numbers have been restored in the 41st Millenium, the more immediate threat of Chaos following the formation of the Great Rift may still compromise their ability to respond to any would-be successor. That being said, while Orks are without limit it would still take a hell of a long time for them to get that strong. [[Tuska Daemon-Killa\|Why, you would need to be fighting 24 hours a day, seven days, a week for more then a few centuries, all without dying for that to happen...]] what are the odds of any Ork living that long?

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	*Asswhooping dozens of Chapters in unison.		*Asswhooping dozens of Chapters in unison.

	*He fucking reached and BESIEGED Terra itself (We can only imagine [[Abaddon]] becoming so green with envy after hearing this that he could pass for an Ork himself.).		*He fucking reached and BESIEGED Terra itself (we can only imagine [[Abaddon]] becoming so green with envy after hearing this that he could pass for an Ork himself).

	*And, unlike Horus, he could have won if he hadn't backed up as he just had to crash his Attack Moon, GGWP Imperium. (Though that would have resulted in Chaos consuming the fractured pieces of the Imperium)		*And, unlike Horus, he could have won if he hadn't backed up as he just had to crash his Attack Moon, GGWP Imperium. (Though that would have resulted in Chaos consuming the fractured pieces of the Imperium.)

	*He had Ork DIPLOMATS. Just think about greenskins that are capable of more complex thoughts than "run/hide and then run and krump that git's skull into pulp".		*He had Ork DIPLOMATS. Just think about greenskins that are capable of more complex thoughts than "run/hide and then run and krump that git's skull into pulp".
	**It goes far beyond that; one of the Ork diplomats went to the Senatorum Imperialis itself. He put in evidence what ineffectual little pieces of trash most of the [[High Lords of Terra]] are while also giving one of the most deliciously effective insults ever thrown at mankind - ''he acted in a civilized way, offering surrender terms'', confronting [[Skaven\|a bunch of petty cowardly parasites who bickered among themselves like immature kids while trying to backstab each other]]. The guy nailed it in such a way that not even the worst desecration made by Chaos could have hurt the Imperials' pride.		**It goes far beyond that; one of the Ork diplomats went to the Senatorum Imperialis itself. He put in evidence what ineffectual little pieces of trash most of the [[High Lords of Terra]] are while also giving one of the most deliciously effective insults ever thrown at mankind - ''he acted in a civilized way, offering surrender terms'', confronting [[Skaven\|a bunch of petty cowardly parasites who bickered among themselves like immature kids while trying to backstab each other]]. The guy nailed it in such a way that not even the worst desecration made by Chaos could have hurt the Imperials' pride.
	** Considering the way [[Orks]] speak, a civilized Ork wordsmith would probably sound a lot like [[Awesome\| BRIAN BLESSED]] <span style='color:green;font-size:130%'> "HELLO LORDS OF THE HUMAAAAAANNNNSSS, I AM A DIPLOMAT AND I AM HERE TO NEGOITATE YOUR UNCONDITIONAL SURENDAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" </span><br>		** Considering the way [[Orks]] speak, a civilized Ork wordsmith would probably sound a lot like [[Awesome\| BRIAN BLESSED]] <span style='color:green;font-size:130%'> "HELLO LORDS OF THE HUMAAAAAANNNNSSS, I AM A DIPLOMAT AND I AM HERE TO NEGOITATE YOUR UNCONDITIONAL SURENDAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" </span><br>
	** More or less. Direct quote: "The Great Beast has you by the guts. Struggle, he'll rip 'em out. Surrender, you get to keep 'em."		** More or less. Direct quote: "The Great Beast has you by the guts. Struggle, he'll rip 'em out. Surrender, you get to keep 'em".

	*His very presence was so overwhelming that he actually caused the entire Ork race to begin evolving on a cultural and biological level, becoming more advanced and more potent psykers. Seriously—the Orks advanced so much under him that they had <s>technology</s> ambitions, aspirations, and the power of WAAAGH! that allowed them to rival the old Eldar. And they had began building an actual civilization on the worlds they controlled. Not just simple settlements, but an empire with advanced cities and even worlds given over to food production and industry.		*His very presence was so overwhelming that he actually caused the entire Ork race to begin evolving on a cultural and biological level, becoming more advanced and more potent psykers. Seriously—the Orks advanced so much under him that they had <s>technology</s> ambitions, aspirations, and the power of WAAAGH! that allowed them to rival the old Eldar. And they had began building an actual civilization on the worlds they controlled. Not just simple settlements, but an empire with advanced cities and even worlds given over to food production and industry.
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	*He murderfucked the Ultramarines Chapter Master (Odaenathus), the Crimson Fist's Chapter Master (Quesadra), crippled a Blood Angels captain (Valefor) and gave [[Vulkan\|VULKAN]] of all people a tough fight. Normally, any of the aforementioned would have sufficed to kill him yet it was a hell of a battle for the four.		*He murderfucked the Ultramarines Chapter Master (Odaenathus), the Crimson Fist's Chapter Master (Quesadra), crippled a Blood Angels captain (Valefor) and gave [[Vulkan\|VULKAN]] of all people a tough fight. Normally, any of the aforementioned would have sufficed to kill him yet it was a hell of a battle for the four.
	*Eradicated the [[Imperial Fists]]. Yes, this guy managed to do what no [[Abaddon\|armless failure]] has ever accomplished in 10 millennia, killing a First Founding Chapter off for real. (To be fair, the Grey Knights did not fight against the Beast)		*Eradicated the [[Imperial Fists]]. Yes, this guy managed to do what no [[Abaddon\|armless failure]] has ever accomplished in 10 millennia, killing a First Founding Chapter off for real. (To be fair, the Grey Knights did not fight against the Beast.)

	*And Vulkan too (it's rather unlikely Vulkan stayed dead, what with him being a [[Perpetual]], and a very [[Games Workshop\|marketable named character]], but he hasn't been seen since).		*And Vulkan too (it's rather unlikely Vulkan stayed dead, what with him being a [[Perpetual]], and a very [[Games Workshop\|marketable named character]], but he hasn't been seen since).

	Truly, this guy is the mightiest Warboss ever and the WAAAGH! Beast reigns supreme as the biggest and meanest WAAAGH!, [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]] be damned. The WAAAGH! energy that suffuses him makes him akin to a living Ork demi-god. Able to regenerate from wounds Vulkan inflicts on him and channel his WAAAGH! energy to power the Ork's technology and fry Space Marines with ease. Insanely intelligent; possibly even a genius on a human scale. His existence has triggered a reaction in the Ork genome leading the entire race to transform into coherency and become efficient and organised. Not simply improving tactically but biologically, technologically, psychically, and even culturally. [[heresy \|He's essentially their version of the Emperor]] . This Ork is the eventuality of uncontested success for a singular Ork. So vastly different have the Ork become in nature that it is possible that they are evolving into the Krork.		Truly, this guy is the mightiest Warboss ever and the WAAAGH! Beast reigns supreme as the biggest and meanest WAAAGH!, [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka]] be damned. The WAAAGH! energy that suffuses him makes him akin to a living Ork demi-god. Able to regenerate from wounds Vulkan inflicts on him and channel his WAAAGH! energy to power the Ork's technology and fry Space Marines with ease. Insanely intelligent; possibly even a genius on a human scale. His existence has triggered a reaction in the Ork genome leading the entire race to transform into coherency and become efficient and organised. Not simply improving tactically but biologically, technologically, psychically, and even culturally. [[heresy \|He's essentially their version of the Emperor]]. This Ork is the eventuality of uncontested success for a singular Ork. So vastly different have the Ork become in nature that it is possible that they are evolving into the Krork.

	In "The Beast Must Die," it's revealed that the Beast was MOTHERFUCKING PISSED about the humiliation of the Ork race during The Ullanor Crusade, and he was determined to cripple humanity. His colonization of Ullanor and desecration of Horus's victory monument wasn't simply for nothing. It was PERSONAL. In short, this shows that Orks can be as hateful and vengeful as any other race.		In "The Beast Must Die," it's revealed that the Beast was MOTHERFUCKING PISSED about the humiliation of the Ork race during The Ullanor Crusade, and he was determined to cripple humanity. His colonization of Ullanor and desecration of Horus's victory monument wasn't simply for nothing. It was PERSONAL. In short, this shows that Orks can be as hateful and vengeful as any other race.