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Sdhjk: /* Reasons it sucks to live in the Imperium */

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Reasons it sucks to live in the Imperium

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	* If you're not dead in the Guard, dead in the Navy, very dead in the PDF, or dead as a civilian, you're a heretic and alien-sympathizer. Therefore executed, and therefore dead.		* If you're not dead in the Guard, dead in the Navy, very dead in the PDF, or dead as a civilian, you're a heretic and alien-sympathizer. Therefore executed, and therefore dead.
	* The Imperium routinely cleanses Xeno species. So if you're a wandering Eldar Craftworld or even a minor xenos race on a conquered planet expect no sympathy or even a quick death.		* The Imperium routinely cleanses Xeno species. So if you're a wandering Eldar Craftworld or even a minor xenos race on a conquered planet expect no sympathy or even a quick death.
			* Due to extreme xenophobia, Imperium constantly fuck-ups alliances with relatively-adequate xenos (Eldar, Tau, Votann, minor xenos, some varinats of Necton, etc). Which results in Imperium fighting on more fronts than it already does, without help of useful allies - which can end up dooming the Imperium.
	* Independence is nonexistent, and the Imperium has even destroyed two perfectly healthy, anti-chaos empires called Adrantis Five and Interex, granted the second one they destroyed thanks to Chaos bullshit, [[derp\|whoops!]]		* Independence is nonexistent, and the Imperium has even destroyed two perfectly healthy, anti-chaos empires called Adrantis Five and Interex, granted the second one they destroyed thanks to Chaos bullshit, [[derp\|whoops!]]
	** The first was due to a mis-identification by over-eager Imperial Psychotic Killers, and given that the second was a civilization that had a race who created Chaos artifacts, including the big one that led to Horus' corruption, that's arguably a good thing since they might as well have been a ticking time bomb.		** The first was due to a mis-identification by over-eager Imperial Psychotic Killers, and given that the second was a civilization that had a race who created Chaos artifacts, including the big one that led to Horus' corruption, that's arguably a good thing since they might as well have been a ticking time bomb.

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1d4chan>Blajbara: /* External Link */ Added the canon loading bit from Memories because let's face it, it is 40k af.

2023-06-16T13:58:30Z

External Link: Added the canon loading bit from Memories because let's face it, it is 40k af.

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	*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csu6vbWA-YQ A new song to herald the trying time of the Imperium] - [[Black Crusade\|A slow, malevolent start]] [[Great Rift\|to capture the spread of evil]] [[Cadia\|over the closest thing to good in the universe]] [[Belisarius Cawl\|followed by]] [[Saint Celestine\|faint whispers of]] [[Roboute Guilliman\| hope]] [[Indomitus Crusade\|that erupts in an enormous cresendo,]] [[grimdark\|before fading with a quiet whine.]]		*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csu6vbWA-YQ A new song to herald the trying time of the Imperium] - [[Black Crusade\|A slow, malevolent start]] [[Great Rift\|to capture the spread of evil]] [[Cadia\|over the closest thing to good in the universe]] [[Belisarius Cawl\|followed by]] [[Saint Celestine\|faint whispers of]] [[Roboute Guilliman\| hope]] [[Indomitus Crusade\|that erupts in an enormous cresendo,]] [[grimdark\|before fading with a quiet whine.]]
	*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo the Imperium of man's theme song, less serious, more accurate perhaps.]		*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo the Imperium of man's theme song, less serious, more accurate perhaps.]
			*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-OQFslDKiI (Probably) not related to 40k directly, but describes many Hive Cities almost to a T.]

	{{Imperium}}		{{Imperium}}

1d4chan>MrPhantom at 14:20, 25 February 2023

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	\|State Religion/Ideology=[[Imperial Truth\|State Atheism]] (''Great Crusade'') <br> [[Imperial Cult]] and many variations (''32nd Millennium onward'') <br>[[Omnissiah]] worship <br> Space Marine Chapter Cults		\|State Religion/Ideology=[[Imperial Truth\|State Atheism]] (''Great Crusade'') <br> [[Imperial Cult]] and many variations (''32nd Millennium onward'') <br>[[Omnissiah]] worship <br> Space Marine Chapter Cults
	\|Demographic=[[Humans]], [[Abhuman\|Abhumans]], minor [[Xenos]] races, assorted Transhumans and Cyborgs		\|Demographic=[[Humans]], [[Abhuman\|Abhumans]], minor [[Xenos]] races, assorted Transhumans and Cyborgs
	\|Military Force=[[Imperial Guard]], [[Space Marines]], [[Militarum Tempestus]], [[Sisters of Battle]], [[Inquisition]], [[Planetary Defense Force\|Planetary Defense Forces]], [[Imperial Navy]], [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|Adeptus Mechanicus Forces]], [[Imperial Knights]], [[Officio Assassinorum]], [[Sisters of Silence]], [[Adeptus Custodes]], [[Adeptus Arbites]], Planetary Enforcers (like [[Palanite Enforcers]]), Various Local Militia		\|Military Force=[[Imperial Guard]], [[Space Marines]], [[Militarum Tempestus]], [[Sisters of Battle]], [[Inquisition]], [[Planetary Defense Force\|Planetary Defense Forces]], [[Imperial Navy]], [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|Adeptus Mechanicus Forces]], [[Imperial Knights]], [[Officio Assassinorum]], [[Sisters of Silence]], [[Adeptus Custodes]], [[Adeptus Arbites]], [[Enforcer Security Force\|Planetary Enforcers]] (like [[Palanite Enforcers]]), Various Local Militia
	}}		}}
	{{Topquote\|What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?\|Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2}}		{{Topquote\|What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?\|Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2}}

1d4chan>Kirbanzo: Hasn't been edited in a fucking while, so I don't think the edit war notice is necessary at the given moment

2023-01-20T20:00:56Z

Hasn't been edited in a fucking while, so I don't think the edit war notice is necessary at the given moment

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	\|State Religion/Ideology=[[Imperial Truth\|State Atheism]] (''Great Crusade'') <br> [[Imperial Cult]] and many variations (''32nd Millennium onward'') <br>[[Omnissiah]] worship <br> Space Marine Chapter Cults		\|State Religion/Ideology=[[Imperial Truth\|State Atheism]] (''Great Crusade'') <br> [[Imperial Cult]] and many variations (''32nd Millennium onward'') <br>[[Omnissiah]] worship <br> Space Marine Chapter Cults
	\|Demographic=[[Humans]], [[Abhuman\|Abhumans]], minor [[Xenos]] races, assorted Transhumans and Cyborgs		\|Demographic=[[Humans]], [[Abhuman\|Abhumans]], minor [[Xenos]] races, assorted Transhumans and Cyborgs
	\|Military Force=[[Imperial Guard]], [[Space Marines]], [[Militarum Tempestus]], [[Sisters of Battle]], [[Inquisition]], [[Planetary Defense Force\|Planetary Defense Forces]], [[Imperial Navy]], [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|Adeptus Mechanicus Forces]], [[Imperial Knights]], [[Officio Assassinorum]], [[Sisters of Silence]], [[Adeptus Custodes]], [[Adeptus Arbites]], Planetary Enforcers (like [[Palanite Enforcers]]), Various Local Militia		\|Military Force=[[Imperial Guard]], [[Space Marines]], [[Militarum Tempestus]], [[Sisters of Battle]], [[Inquisition]], [[Planetary Defense Force\|Planetary Defense Forces]], [[Imperial Navy]], [[Adeptus Mechanicus\|Adeptus Mechanicus Forces]], [[Imperial Knights]], [[Officio Assassinorum]], [[Sisters of Silence]], [[Adeptus Custodes]], [[Adeptus Arbites]], [[Enforcer Security Force\|Planetary Enforcers]] (like [[Palanite Enforcers]]), Various Local Militia
	}}		}}
	{{Topquote\|What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?\|Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2}}		{{Topquote\|What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty! In form and moving how express and admirable! In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world. The paragon of animals. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?\|Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2}}