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	23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.		23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.

	24. [[~~BLAM~~\|Shooting one of your own men who looks at you funny does not count as an "enemy casualty".]]		24. [[Blam\|Shooting one of your own men who looks at you funny does not count as an "enemy casualty".]]

	25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes "just to see what happens".		25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes "just to see what happens".

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	643.Thou shalt not refer to a hot drink as a "Battle sister", "Jaghati Khan" or "Imperial Standard" (Tea white nun, white one and white two respectivly).		643.Thou shalt not refer to a hot drink as a "Battle sister", "Jaghati Khan" or "Imperial Standard" (Tea white nun, white one and white two respectivly).
	644.Thou shalt not chant "Thirteen - nill, Thirteen - nill, Thirteen - nill" at Abbadon the Despoiler.		644.Thou shalt not chant "Thirteen - nill, Thirteen - nill, Thirteen - nill" at Abbadon the Despoiler.

	645.Thou shalt not ask Kharn how his mates are.		645.Thou shalt not ask Kharn how his mates are.

	646.Thou shalt not send a "Get well soon" card to Mortarion.		646.Thou shalt not send a "Get well soon" card to Mortarion.

	647.Nor shalt thou give him a hanky.		647.Nor shalt thou give him a hanky.

	648.Thou shalt not cheer with joy that certain Games Designers now only work on Warhammer Fanatsy.		648.Thou shalt not cheer with joy that certain Games Designers now only work on Warhammer Fanatsy.

	649.Thou shalt not buy Firewarrior for the P.C. Ever.		649.Thou shalt not buy Firewarrior for the P.C. Ever.

	650.Thou shalt never, ever share a bed with anyone in the penal legion. It dosen't mater if it might be your last night alive.		650.Thou shalt never, ever share a bed with anyone in the penal legion. It dosen't mater if it might be your last night alive.

	651.Thou shalt never name one of the Imperial navies vessels "Titanic", "Titanicus" or any variation on that theme.		651.Thou shalt never name one of the Imperial navies vessels "Titanic", "Titanicus" or any variation on that theme.

	652.Thou shalt not compare the magical prowess of a Lord of Change with the mystical powers of the magic 8 ball.		652.Thou shalt not compare the magical prowess of a Lord of Change with the mystical powers of the magic 8 ball.

	653. Thou shalt not do commandment number 652 in front of a Lord of Change, as the magical 8 ball will surely win		653. Thou shalt not do commandment number 652 in front of a Lord of Change, as the magical 8 ball will surely win

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	~~== What is this? ==~~
	The Sacred Commandments Of The Adeptus Astartes is a satirical list that is essentially the [[Space Marine]] version of the [[Regulations of the Imperial Guard]]. It's most famous entry is the first.		The Sacred Commandments Of The Adeptus Astartes is a satirical list that is essentially the [[Space Marine]] version of the [[Regulations of the Imperial Guard]]. It's most famous entry is the first.
	"Thou shalt not refer to the [[Sisters of Battle\|Adeptus Soritas]] as [[Meme\|"Bolter Bitches,"]] nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the [[Meme\|"Red Rage,"]] lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.		"Thou shalt not refer to the [[Sisters of Battle\|Adeptus Soritas]] as [[Meme\|"Bolter Bitches,"]] nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the [[Meme\|"Red Rage,"]] lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.


	== The Sacred Commandments ==		== The Sacred Commandments ==

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	== The Sacred Commandments ==		== The Sacred Commandments ==
	This entire list is shamelessly copy pasted and may contain errors. The generic Asian who did this is a lazy asshole, and so can't be bothered.		This entire list is shamelessly copy pasted and may contain errors. The generic Asian who did this is a lazy asshole, and so can't be bothered.

	1.)Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.		1.)Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
	2. Orks are not "cute."		2. Orks are not "cute."

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== What is this? ==
The Sacred Commandments Of The Adeptus Astartes is a satirical list that is essentially the [[Space Marine]] version of the [[Regulations Of The Imperial Guard]]. It's most famous entry is the first.
"Thou shalt not refer to the [[Sisters Of Battle|Adeptus Soritas]] as [[Meme|"Bolter Bitches,"]] nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the [[Meme|"Red Rage,"]] lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.

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	1.)Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.		1.)Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.

	2. Orks are not "cute."		2. Orks are not "cute."

	3. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.		3. Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.

	4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.		4. Thou shalt not replace the Librarian's staff with a magic wand.

	5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.		5. Thou shalt not tip the Terminators over during battle.

	6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.		6. Thou shalt not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.

	7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.		7. C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador.

	8. You shall not dare others to eat Squigs.		8. You shall not dare others to eat Squigs.

	9. No, you cannot "take the Titan for a spin."		9. No, you cannot "take the Titan for a spin."

	10. Thou shalt not use thy Multi-Meltas to light campfires. (In a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's Chainfist to open tins of baked beans)		10. Thou shalt not use thy Multi-Meltas to light campfires. (In a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's Chainfist to open tins of baked beans)
	11. Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.
	12. Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."		11. Thou shalt not bribe the [[Inquisitor]] to bring down [[Exterminatus]] on your ex-wife.

			12. Thou shalt not refer to the [[Rhino]] transports as "pimp wagons," nor shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."

	13. The Chapter Master is not a “drag”.		13. The Chapter Master is not a “drag”.

	14. Thou shall not use Power Swords to cut your food.		14. Thou shall not use Power Swords to cut your food.

	15. Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might "donate some of your own Gene-Seed."		15. Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might "donate some of your own Gene-Seed."

	16. Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings.		16. Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings.
			*a) No matter effective it is, it is still wrong to do it.

	17. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.		17. Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.

	18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".		18. Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control".

	19. Thou shalt not stick a 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' sticker on the Sisters' Rhino.		19. Thou shalt not stick a 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' sticker on the Sisters' Rhino.

	20. Thou shalt not honk if thy sees a sticker saying 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' on a Sister's Rhino.		20. Thou shalt not honk if thy sees a sticker saying 'Honk if you think I'm sexy' on a Sister's Rhino.

	21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".		21. Thou shalt not unplug the Golden Throne just "for laughs".

	22. Thou shalt not make the Emperor read your palms, or call upon him as "Miss Cleo".		22. Thou shalt not make the Emperor read your palms, or call upon him as "Miss Cleo".

	23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.		23. Virus bombs are not fun in a box.
	24. Shooting one of your own men who looks at you funny does not count as an "enemy casualty".
			24. [[BLAM\|Shooting one of your own men who looks at you funny does not count as an "enemy casualty".]]

	25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes "just to see what happens".		25. Thou shalt not clog the Lascannon tubes "just to see what happens".

	26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a Dreadnought.		26. Thou shalt not spread cooking oil in front of a Dreadnought.

	27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the Chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a Power Fist.		27. Thou shalt not attempt to shake the Chaplain’s hand whilst wearing a Power Fist.
	28. Putting sand inside the Terminators’ Armour is not "funny".		28. Putting sand inside the Terminators’ Armour is not "funny".