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the first battle of kitchen

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	I also regret the fact that, the first time i saw the masters simply morale-shattering size...my robes were not exactly pristine.		I also regret the fact that, the first time i saw the masters simply morale-shattering size...my robes were not exactly pristine.


	=diary of a titan=		=diary of a titan=

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	{{story}}		{{story}}

	~~All~~ the forces of the 41st Millennium descend onto modern-day Earth. Except they are only as large as their miniatures depict them to be. SPESS MAHRENES are an inch tall, Monoliths barely come up to your ankle, and Imperator Titans are the size of a van.		In this article, all the forces of the 41st Millennium descend onto modern-day Earth. Except they are only as large as their miniatures depict them to be. SPESS MAHRENES are an inch tall, Monoliths barely come up to your ankle, and Imperator Titans are the size of a van.

			It's a pretty popular setting for fa/tg/uys.

	==Examples==		==Examples==

111.68.59.98: /* diary of a titan */

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diary of a titan

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	DAY 5:		DAY 5:
	Yesterday was kind of rough. The guys coming up informed me that my dog had... ~~“died valiantly fighting the xeno filth”~~. In a fit of rage I burst out the door and started stomping on the eldar vehicles.		Yesterday was kind of rough. The guys coming up informed me that my dog had... “ended up being covered in Eldar faggot makeup and made to look like some kind of abominable elf chihuahua hybrid”. In a fit of rage I burst out the door and started stomping on the eldar vehicles.
	What I didn't notice was how sharp those fucking things were. So now the eldar are down maybe...6 tanks, and my foot is pretty messed up.		What I didn't notice was how sharp those fucking things were. So now the eldar are down maybe...6 tanks, and my foot is pretty messed up.

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	DAY 6:		DAY 6:
	the Admiral tells me that were going to begin the assault on the Eldar today, while the guard forces up here cause a major distraction, the space marines that had stayed downstairs are going to sneak up and flank the enemy. Apparently my role in this engagement will be “anti vehicle, your legs are better than an artillery bombardment!”		the Admiral tells me that were going to begin the assault on the Eldar today, while the guard forces up here cause a major distraction, the space marines that had stayed downstairs are going to sneak up and flank the enemy. Apparently my role in this engagement will be “anti vehicle, your legs are better than an artillery bombardment!”


	=Adjusting=		=Adjusting=

71.40.223.68 at 05:03, 27 February 2011

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	"''YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE PUNCHED THE WALL.''"		"''YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE PUNCHED THE WALL.''"

	"''It was either that or kill the motherfucker.''" ~~A demonette~~ cooed into my ear. I wasn't sure if she was comforting me or encouraging me.		"''It was either that or kill the motherfucker,''" a daemonette cooed into my ear. I wasn't sure if she was comforting me or encouraging me.

	"''DON'T DO IT AGAIN OR YOU WILL BREAK THINGS FOR THE THIRD TIME.''" A pause as he began to put the splints on again. "''ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?''"		"''DON'T DO IT AGAIN OR YOU WILL BREAK THINGS FOR THE THIRD TIME.''" A pause as he began to put the splints on again. "''ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?''"
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	...But by the way that the sisters were eying me, I knew I wouldn't.		...But by the way that the sisters were eying me, I knew I wouldn't.

	I had to be careful with them, now. Especially since the ~~demonettes~~ have been earning me extra money. They've been, uh, using household items for their own amusement, shall we say. I can see how it might be arousing, but since they started filming it with my webcam, I kinda figured why not make some extra money? Throw a filter or two on it, sell them online as CGI. Not a lot of money, but enough that I'm considering moving. Bigger house, with more bedrooms. One for each faction. That should take the arguments down a notch.		I had to be careful with them, now. Especially since the daemonettes have been earning me extra money. They've been, uh, using household items for their own amusement, shall we say. I can see how it might be arousing, but since they started filming it with my webcam, I kinda figured why not make some extra money? Throw a filter or two on it, sell them online as CGI. Not a lot of money, but enough that I'm considering moving. Bigger house, with more bedrooms. One for each faction. That should take the arguments down a notch.

	Except for the ones about my soul. Whatever.		Except for the ones about my soul. Whatever.

76.202.190.96 at 21:07, 6 October 2010

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	I turned back to the three in my hand, and the big-shoulder spoke just as calmly as before.		I turned back to the three in my hand, and the big-shoulder spoke just as calmly as before.

	"We are many different things. I myself am a Chaos Space Marine, one of the Thousand Suns who worship the great Tzeentch. My name is Erial, and it's quite nice to meet you. The coward to my right is a ~~Commisar~~ of the Imperial Guard, whom I plan on killing soon. The worried creature to my left is not a robot, but a Tau Battlesuit Pilot. Congratulations on picking up the leader of that squad, how did you know the leader would have red on it?" This Erial guy was too calm for my tastes. But, he was giving me answers, and that was good enough. Somehow sensing what I was about to say, he continued.		"We are many different things. I myself am a Chaos Space Marine, one of the Thousand Suns who worship the great Tzeentch. My name is Erial, and it's quite nice to meet you. The coward to my right is a Commissar of the Imperial Guard, whom I plan on killing soon. The worried creature to my left is not a robot, but a Tau Battlesuit Pilot. Congratulations on picking up the leader of that squad, how did you know the leader would have red on it?" This Erial guy was too calm for my tastes. But, he was giving me answers, and that was good enough. Somehow sensing what I was about to say, he continued.

	"I know who you are because I am a psyker - a psychic, if you will. I have passed on this knowledge to my allies, but I'm positive the Eldar and Dark Eldar on your shelf have done the same. The Dark Eldar are the spiky ones, by the way."		"I know who you are because I am a psyker - a psychic, if you will. I have passed on this knowledge to my allies, but I'm positive the Eldar and Dark Eldar on your shelf have done the same. The Dark Eldar are the spiky ones, by the way."

76.202.190.96 at 18:56, 6 October 2010

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1d4chan>Elric225 at 18:18, 18 June 2010

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	==diary of a titan==		=diary of a titan=
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	the little elf guys have locked me in my room.		the little elf guys have locked me in my room.
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	DAY 6:		DAY 6:
	the Admiral tells me that were going to begin the assault on the Eldar today, while the guard forces up here cause a major distraction, the space marines that had stayed downstairs are going to sneak up and flank the enemy. Apparently my role in this engagement will be “anti vehicle, your legs are better than an artillery bombardment!”		the Admiral tells me that were going to begin the assault on the Eldar today, while the guard forces up here cause a major distraction, the space marines that had stayed downstairs are going to sneak up and flank the enemy. Apparently my role in this engagement will be “anti vehicle, your legs are better than an artillery bombardment!”


			=Adjusting=

			It's been a week since the shakey truce was forged between the eldar and imperial guys. ive given the imperial guard and space marine guys the spare bedroom, while the eldar get half of my living room...i have another spare bedroom and offered it too them, but they refused(one of them mentioned they wanted the open space). trying to feed them is hard, at first i figured stuff like cereal would work since its tiny...i did not account for sugar cereal. no sooner had i given a couple of the eldar some coco-puffs did they go batshit insane, jump on their bikers and zoom around my head, nearly burning my ear off with their thrusters. the next day i tried cheerios and that went along better.

			the imperial guys are amazing, yesterday i brought em in a big tv cardboard box and i come back a few hours later and theyve built a chapel out of it! im still trying to coax an explanation out of how they got here out of their admiral, but he just shrugs and goes on about how something called "the warp" is a fickle mistress or something...

			Today i had to board up Daisys doggie door. some of the eldar got into my back yard looking for...god knows what, and they were assailed by some very aggressive sparrows. it took me swinging a rake around and snipers in my bedroom window too get rid of them. on the bright side the two armies ate good meat that night.

1d4chan>Elric225 at 20:48, 17 June 2010

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	I also regret the fact that, the first time i saw the masters simply morale-shattering size...my robes were not exactly pristine.		I also regret the fact that, the first time i saw the masters simply morale-shattering size...my robes were not exactly pristine.


			==diary of a titan==
			DAY 1:
			the little elf guys have locked me in my room.
			After my dog ate like, half their army they sent their vehicles after me and lemme tell you those things fucking hurt! I've lost track of daisy, i assume she's raising hell downstairs.

			I try to get out every now and then, but then i see the blockade of tanks and...floaty vehicles outside my bedroom door and they just glare at me until i close the door.

			DAY 2:
			I heard knocking at my bedroom window, assumed it was the neighbor kids being the little shits they are.
			I went to investigate to discover some of those marine guys! They all had sniper rifles and camo capes...i barely understood what they were saying, but i guess what was really important was the fact they had set up some wierd...pulley system, and needed my help bolting it into place above my window. Eventually i got them talking with an accent i could comprehend. For now they didnt want have time(or they themselves didnt know) to explain what was going on, all they did tell me was that they were going to lift most of their forces into my room for an ambush, along with some food for me so i wont starve...im pretty curious how their getting into my fridge.

			DAY 3:
			the first of what i now know are called the “imperial guard” have come up too my room. I had a chat with their leader Admiral Vann Stann or something like that...sounded dutch actually. He explained to me how the “xenos” outside were called eldar, and i was right in my assumption their a bunch of assholes. If i wasn't worried about my bedroom becoming a base of operations i would have asked some more important questions...but i was kind of pre-occupied chatting with the guardsmen who had some pretty great stories of war and conquest across the stars.

			DAY 5:
			Yesterday was kind of rough. The guys coming up informed me that my dog had... “died valiantly fighting the xeno filth”. In a fit of rage i burst out the door and started stomping on the eldars vehicles.
			What i didnt notice was how sharp those fucking things were. So now the eldar are down maybe...6 tanks, and my foot is pretty messed up.

			Today however, much better. The soldiers got onto my bookshelf and now im reading my copy of “war of the rats” out loud too them. I think they enjoy the well described violence and the sniper fights.

			DAY 6:
			the Admiral tells me that were going to begin the assault on the Eldar today, while the guard forces up here cause a major distraction, the space marines that had stayed downstairs are going to sneak up and flank the enemy. Apparently my role in this engagement will be “anti vehicle, your legs are better than an artillery bombardment!”