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	The space marines banner crackles with electricity when daemons are near.......cough*frodo's sword anyone.		The space marines banner crackles with electricity when daemons are near.......cough*frodo's sword anyone.
	*The entire vessel is utterly deserted save for [[Derp\|15 marines]]. Some argue the marine count is consistent with Battlefleet Gothic fluff states; the obvious rebuttal is that ''there are no serfs anywhere and only 7 servitors''.		*The entire vessel is utterly deserted save for [[Derp\|15 marines]]. Some argue the marine count is consistent with Battlefleet Gothic fluff states; the obvious rebuttal is that ''there are no serfs anywhere and only 7 servitors''.
			*There is one line that is repeated over, and over, and over again to the point of [[Nurgle\|nausea]]. Take a shot every time they say "We march for Macragge! AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!", and you will be more dead than a guardsman two days from retirement. You will get so tired that one of the most iconic, bad-ass lines of the [[Emprah]]'s marine speech will seem utterly boring and meaningless.

	[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1679332/ \|IMDB page]		[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1679332/ \|IMDB page]

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	*With how the Chaos Space Marines act, it would have made more sense to use the [[World Eaters]] than the Black Legion.		*With how the Chaos Space Marines act, it would have made more sense to use the [[World Eaters]] than the Black Legion.
	*Space Marines are too wimp for their standards, yet still decimate the Black Legion.		*Space Marines are too wimp for their standards, yet still decimate the Black Legion.
	~~the~~ space marines banner crackles with electricity when daemons are near.......cough*frodo's sword anyone.		The space marines banner crackles with electricity when daemons are near.......cough*frodo's sword anyone.
	*The entire vessel is utterly deserted save for [[Derp\|15 marines]]. Some argue the marine count is consistent with Battlefleet Gothic fluff states; the obvious rebuttal is that ''there are no serfs anywhere and only 7 servitors''.		*The entire vessel is utterly deserted save for [[Derp\|15 marines]]. Some argue the marine count is consistent with Battlefleet Gothic fluff states; the obvious rebuttal is that ''there are no serfs anywhere and only 7 servitors''.

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	*Space Marines look exactly like their tabletop counterparts. This means that the Bolters are comically oversized and lacking in details compared to the armor. They also move like you'd expect tabletop minis to move: very stiff and exaggerated.		*Space Marines look exactly like their tabletop counterparts. This means that the Bolters are comically oversized and lacking in details compared to the armor. They also move like you'd expect tabletop minis to move: very stiff and exaggerated.
	*Not a single [[Beakie]].		*Not a single [[Beakie]].
			*Complete lack of anyone without a Y-chromosome.
	*The animation is constantly shifting quality of texture, movements, dynamics, lighting, detail and meshes. Some scenes show high quality designed animation while some were pretty sloppy, as if they were hurried. The absolute nadir is the jumping-across-the-broken-bridge scene; they move like they're playing hopscotch. Still, it does manage to look nice most of the time. As described by [[Araghast the Pillager]] "The production values and designs look like it was made in the 1990s."		*The animation is constantly shifting quality of texture, movements, dynamics, lighting, detail and meshes. Some scenes show high quality designed animation while some were pretty sloppy, as if they were hurried. The absolute nadir is the jumping-across-the-broken-bridge scene; they move like they're playing hopscotch. Still, it does manage to look nice most of the time. As described by [[Araghast the Pillager]] "The production values and designs look like it was made in the 1990s."
	* Not enough gigantic dark Gothic space cathedrals, and way too fucking many convenient scenery-obscuring dust clouds.		* Not enough gigantic dark Gothic space cathedrals, and way too fucking many convenient scenery-obscuring dust clouds.

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	- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf9AaTV4-yw\| Steel and Doom]		- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf9AaTV4-yw\| Steel and Doom]

	'''''Ultramarines: The Movie''''' Is a 70-minute CGI movie about the Ultramarines Chapter. Directed by <s>Martyn Pick </s> Matt Ward, produced by Bob Thompson (The guy who produced the Bionicle movies) and starring, among others, the late [[awesome\|JOHN MOTHERFUCKING HURT]].		'''''Ultramarines: The Movie''''' is a 70-minute CGI movie from 2010 about the Ultramarines Chapter. Directed by <s>Martyn Pick </s> Matt Ward, produced by Bob Thompson (The guy who produced the Bionicle movies) and starring, among others, the late [[awesome\|JOHN MOTHERFUCKING HURT]].

	==Plot==		==Plot==
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	the space marines banner crackles with electricity when daemons are near.......cough*frodo's sword anyone.		the space marines banner crackles with electricity when daemons are near.......cough*frodo's sword anyone.
	*The entire vessel is utterly deserted save for [[Derp\|15 marines]]. Some argue the marine count is consistent with Battlefleet Gothic fluff states; the obvious rebuttal is that ''there are no serfs anywhere and only 7 servitors''.		*The entire vessel is utterly deserted save for [[Derp\|15 marines]]. Some argue the marine count is consistent with Battlefleet Gothic fluff states; the obvious rebuttal is that ''there are no serfs anywhere and only 7 servitors''.

			[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1679332/ \|IMDB page]

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	''"Warrior Elite, Unbreakable spirit, Astartes!"'' <br>		''"Warrior Elite, Unbreakable spirit, Astartes!"'' <br>
	''"Supreme Defenders, Unchallenged in Battle Astartes!"'' <br>		''"Supreme Defenders, Unchallenged in Battle Astartes!"'' <br>
	''"Warrior ~~Elite~~, Unbreakable spirit, Astartes!"'' <br>		''"Warrior Merit, Unbreakable spirit, Astartes!"'' <br>
	''"Courage and honor, Emperor and Primarch, Astartes!"'' <br>		''"Courage and honor, Emperor and Primarch, Astartes!"'' <br>
	- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf9AaTV4-yw\| Steel and Doom]		- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf9AaTV4-yw\| Steel and Doom]

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	==Things that Rock==		==Things that Rock==
	*~~Ultramarines~~		*Ultrasmurfs
	*A Warhammer movie for the first time in 24 years. Finally. Apart from [[Damnatus]], of course, and that ancient [[Inquisitor (film)\|Inquisitor]] movie thing that no one remembers, but those were considerably lower in budget.		*A Warhammer movie for the first time in 24 years. Finally. Apart from [[Damnatus]], of course, and that ancient [[Inquisitor (film)\|Inquisitor]] movie thing that no one remembers, but those were considerably lower in budget.
	*[[Dan Abnett]] writes the story.		*[[Dan Abnett]] writes the story.

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	==Things that Suck==		==Things that Suck==
	*~~Ultramarines~~		*Ultrasmurfs
	*Complete lack of [[Xenos\|Eldar, Tyranids (stained glass murals don't count) or Necrons to name a few]].		*Complete lack of [[Xenos\|Eldar, Tyranids (stained glass murals don't count) or Necrons to name a few]].
	*Space Marines look exactly like their tabletop counterparts. This means that the Bolters are comically oversized and lacking in details compared to the armor. They also move like you'd expect tabletop minis to move: very stiff and exaggerated.		*Space Marines look exactly like their tabletop counterparts. This means that the Bolters are comically oversized and lacking in details compared to the armor. They also move like you'd expect tabletop minis to move: very stiff and exaggerated.

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	The space marines banner crackles with electricity when daemons are near.......cough*frodo's sword anyone.		The space marines banner crackles with electricity when daemons are near.......cough*frodo's sword anyone.
	*The entire vessel is utterly deserted save for [[Derp\|15 marines]]. Some argue the marine count is consistent with Battlefleet Gothic fluff states; the obvious rebuttal is that ''there are no serfs anywhere and only 7 servitors''.		*The entire vessel is utterly deserted save for [[Derp\|15 marines]]. Some argue the marine count is consistent with Battlefleet Gothic fluff states; the obvious rebuttal is that ''there are no serfs anywhere and only 7 servitors''.
			*There is one line that is repeated over, and over, and over again to the point of [[Nurgle\|nausea]]. Take a shot every time they say "We march for Macragge! AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!", and you will be more dead than a guardsman two days from retirement. You will get so tired that one of the most iconic, bad-ass lines of the [[Emprah]]'s marine speech will seem utterly boring and meaningless.

	[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1679332/ \|IMDB page]		[https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1679332/ \|IMDB page]

	[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]