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54.36.108.162 at 02:57, 27 January 2026

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	[[File:VTNL.jpg\|450px\|thumb\|right\|The cover of the rulebook.]]		[[File:VTNL.jpg\|450px\|thumb\|right\|The cover of the rulebook.]]
	~~''This article is a work in progress so just cool your engines. The game is written in a dead language called "Russian" that only 12 people on earth actually speak.''~~

	VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the UnHoly ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.		VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the UnHoly ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.

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	''This article is a work in progress so just cool your engines. The game is written in a dead language called "Russian" that only 12 people on earth actually speak.''		''This article is a work in progress so just cool your engines. The game is written in a dead language called "Russian" that only 12 people on earth actually speak.''

	VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the ~~Holy~~ ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.		VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the UnHoly ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.

	The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means (and why is that AND ONLY THAT in english?). To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.		The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means (and why is that AND ONLY THAT in english?). To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.

1d4chan>Piroko at 04:34, 19 December 2021

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	VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.		VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.

	The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means (and why is that in english?). To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.		The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means (and why is that AND ONLY THAT in english?). To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.

	<blockquote>''“An important feature of the game is its rather strict set of rules. To avoid breaking the game balance, several limitations to what the players can do in this game are in place, and actions outside these limitations will probably fail. For example, in this game, when the players visit a store, [[That guy\|they cannot steal items from it,]] [[Chaotic Neutral\|or attack the vendor]], because the rules of VTNL do not describe such actions. Same goes with dice rolls. [[Rules Lawyer\|This game follows very strict rules for rolling dice, and if they are not followed exactly, the roll doesn't count.]]”''</blockquote>		<blockquote>''“An important feature of the game is its rather strict set of rules. To avoid breaking the game balance, several limitations to what the players can do in this game are in place, and actions outside these limitations will probably fail. For example, in this game, when the players visit a store, [[That guy\|they cannot steal items from it,]] [[Chaotic Neutral\|or attack the vendor]], because the rules of VTNL do not describe such actions. Same goes with dice rolls. [[Rules Lawyer\|This game follows very strict rules for rolling dice, and if they are not followed exactly, the roll doesn't count.]]”''</blockquote>

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Setting

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	==Setting==		==Setting==
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	“''Kreat'' – is a spherical planet rotated around the star called ''Norsa Loce'' which means Giant Dragon. At first there was only one continent on Kreat, surrounded by Great Ocean. And inside the continent there were a lot of small seas, lakes and rivers.		“''Kreat'' – is a [[what\|spherical planet rotated]] around the star called ''Norsa Loce'' which means Giant Dragon. At first there was only one continent on Kreat, surrounded by Great Ocean. And inside the continent there were a lot of small seas, lakes and rivers.
	By when time has come, the world was destroyed in a horrifying calamity. The devastating explosion inside the planet cracked mountains, burnt forests, boiled down seas and splinted the ground, creating the biggest volcano on the planet – World's Crater. His peak is touching the clouds and erupting endless waves lava and ashes. Priests use to say that it was a war of Great Creatures, capable to control Nature's elements and called themselves Creators of Kreat.		By when time has come, the world was destroyed in a horrifying calamity. The devastating explosion inside the planet cracked mountains, burnt forests, boiled down seas and splinted the ground, creating the biggest volcano on the planet – World's Crater. His peak is touching the clouds and erupting endless waves lava and ashes. Priests use to say that it was a war of Great Creatures, capable to control Nature's elements and called themselves Creators of Kreat.
	The calamity has been lasting for centuries, and as the result most part of landmasses got under the water. This how continents and islands of modern Kreat were formed and new age – Age of Balance – began. Games starts after five and half centuries from the beginning of the Age of Balance.”		The calamity has been lasting for centuries, and as the result most part of landmasses got under the water. This how continents and islands of modern Kreat were formed and new age – Age of Balance – began. Games starts after five and half centuries from the beginning of the Age of Balance.”

1d4chan>Piroko at 03:45, 10 October 2021

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	VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.		VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.

	The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means (~~made even more confusing because everything BUT the name~~ is in ~~russian~~). To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.		The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means (and why is that in english?). To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.

	<blockquote>''“An important feature of the game is its rather strict set of rules. To avoid breaking the game balance, several limitations to what the players can do in this game are in place, and actions outside these limitations will probably fail. For example, in this game, when the players visit a store, [[That guy\|they cannot steal items from it,]] [[Chaotic Neutral\|or attack the vendor]], because the rules of VTNL do not describe such actions. Same goes with dice rolls. [[Rules Lawyer\|This game follows very strict rules for rolling dice, and if they are not followed exactly, the roll doesn't count.]]”''</blockquote>		<blockquote>''“An important feature of the game is its rather strict set of rules. To avoid breaking the game balance, several limitations to what the players can do in this game are in place, and actions outside these limitations will probably fail. For example, in this game, when the players visit a store, [[That guy\|they cannot steal items from it,]] [[Chaotic Neutral\|or attack the vendor]], because the rules of VTNL do not describe such actions. Same goes with dice rolls. [[Rules Lawyer\|This game follows very strict rules for rolling dice, and if they are not followed exactly, the roll doesn't count.]]”''</blockquote>

1d4chan>Piroko at 03:44, 10 October 2021

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	VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.		VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.

	The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means. To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.		The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means (made even more confusing because everything BUT the name is in russian). To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.

	<blockquote>''“An important feature of the game is its rather strict set of rules. To avoid breaking the game balance, several limitations to what the players can do in this game are in place, and actions outside these limitations will probably fail. For example, in this game, when the players visit a store, [[That guy\|they cannot steal items from it,]] [[Chaotic Neutral\|or attack the vendor]], because the rules of VTNL do not describe such actions. Same goes with dice rolls. [[Rules Lawyer\|This game follows very strict rules for rolling dice, and if they are not followed exactly, the roll doesn't count.]]”''</blockquote>		<blockquote>''“An important feature of the game is its rather strict set of rules. To avoid breaking the game balance, several limitations to what the players can do in this game are in place, and actions outside these limitations will probably fail. For example, in this game, when the players visit a store, [[That guy\|they cannot steal items from it,]] [[Chaotic Neutral\|or attack the vendor]], because the rules of VTNL do not describe such actions. Same goes with dice rolls. [[Rules Lawyer\|This game follows very strict rules for rolling dice, and if they are not followed exactly, the roll doesn't count.]]”''</blockquote>

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	[[File:VTNL.jpg\|450px\|thumb\|right\|The cover of the rulebook.]]		[[File:VTNL.jpg\|450px\|thumb\|right\|The cover of the rulebook.]]
	''This article is a work in progress so just cool your engines. The game is written in a dead language called "Russian" that only 12 people on earth actually speak. Our translators are working tirelessly to decode this text. If you want to speed up the translation process, check out this thorough review of the game -> https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9Ixq8V1MpFRQWVjQmFEeEticnc/view''		''This article is a work in progress so just cool your engines. The game is written in a dead language called "Russian" that only 12 people on earth actually speak.''

	VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.		VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.

1d4chan>Piroko at 03:54, 15 December 2020

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	''This article is a work in progress so just cool your engines. The game is written in a dead language called "Russian" that only 12 people on earth actually speak. Our translators are working tirelessly to decode this text. If you want to speed up the translation process, check out this thorough review of the game -> https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9Ixq8V1MpFRQWVjQmFEeEticnc/view''		''This article is a work in progress so just cool your engines. The game is written in a dead language called "Russian" that only 12 people on earth actually speak. Our translators are working tirelessly to decode this text. If you want to speed up the translation process, check out this thorough review of the game -> https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9Ixq8V1MpFRQWVjQmFEeEticnc/view''

	VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the ''Nikita Khrushchev'' kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.		VTNL is a terribad Russian RPG. It, along with [[FATAL]] and [[Racial_Holy_War\| RaHoWa]], form the Holy ShiTrinity of Worst Fucking Roleplaying Games Ever Made. If FATAL is a hyperactive 13-year-old who takes hours to finish his attacks while constantly derailing the party with perverted tangents, and RaHoWa is a creepy skinhead who only showed up because his Klan rally got cancelled, then VTNL is the whiny rules lawyer who will spend five seconds copying the sample characters from the BRB, but twenty minutes bitching about the smallest house rule no matter how much the GM wants to let the other players move on. It's Russian, but the Nikita Khrushchev kind of Russian, not the vodka & hot chicks kind of Russian.

	The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means. To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.		The game was made by some lunatic who goes by the name Elenorn Maethor on the interwebz. He claims he spent ''14 years'' working on this piece of shit. Probably constipation; he should get that checked. VTNL is an acronym for Via The New Legends, whatever the fuck that means. To give you a short glimpse into what this game is about, here's the translated excerpt from the book.