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Codex Stubbs

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	*'''Macharian Cross''': After deployment is complete (including deploying infiltrators and moving scouts) but before determining who has the first turn, any single infantry squad within 6” of Vance Stubbs may be redeployed up to 12” but otherwise must abide by all of the mission's deployment zones and rules.		*'''Macharian Cross''': After deployment is complete (including deploying infiltrators and moving scouts) but before determining who has the first turn, any single infantry squad within 6” of Vance Stubbs may be redeployed up to 12” but otherwise must abide by all of the mission's deployment zones and rules.
	*'''Ibram’s Vestment''': Grants the Preferred Enemy special rule to friendly models within 12".		*'''Ibram’s Vestment''': Grants the Preferred Enemy special rule to friendly models within 12".
	~~Frag Grenades~~
	*'''Frag and Krak Grenades'''		*'''Frag and Krak Grenades'''
	*'''Melta Bombs'''		*'''Melta Bombs'''

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	'''Vance "Motherfucking" Stubbs. Governor General of Kaurava:'''		'''Vance "Motherfucking" Stubbs. Governor General of Kaurava:'''
	Vance Stubbs may replace the Company Commander of a Company Command Squad or the Tempestor Prime of a Militorum Tempestus Platoon Command Squad (in which case the ~~Militorum~~ Tempestus Platoon Command Squad becomes an HQ choice) for 110 points.		Vance Stubbs may replace the Company Commander of a Company Command Squad or the Tempestor Prime of a Militorum Tempestus Platoon Command Squad (in which case the Militarum Tempestus Platoon Command Squad becomes an HQ choice) for 110 points.
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38.81.112.2: /* The whole losing 100 Baneblades thing */

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The whole losing 100 Baneblades thing

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	When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs's Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade\|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players, mostly associating him with being "tactically incompetent" as opposed to [[Creed]]'s "Tactical Genius". (Speaking of tactical genius, it may be worth mentioning that shortly after this incident Abaddon was run over by a column of Baneblades he found stuffed in his mailbox.) Also, it can be disregarded as Chaos Propaganda started by <s>[[Alpha Legion\|Alpha Legion Chaos Marines]]</s> '''{{BLAM\|<nowiki></nowiki>BLAM!!!}}''' [[Chaos Space Marines\|THOSE CHAOS SPACE MARINES]] THAT DO NOT EXIST!!		When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs's Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade\|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players, mostly associating him with being "tactically incompetent" as opposed to [[Creed]]'s "Tactical Genius". (Speaking of tactical genius, it may be worth mentioning that shortly after this incident Abaddon was run over by a column of Baneblades he found stuffed in his mailbox.) Also, it can be disregarded as Chaos Propaganda started by <s>[[Alpha Legion\|Alpha Legion Chaos Marines]]</s> '''{{BLAM\|<nowiki></nowiki>BLAM!!!}}''' [[Chaos Space Marines\|THOSE CHAOS SPACE MARINES]] THAT DO NOT EXIST!!

	However, there have been rumors that the Baneblades never left, but they were hidden by [[Creed]], or perhaps taken by the [[Blood Ravens \|Blood Magpies]] ( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg\| IT IS THE BAAAAAAANNNNEEBLAAAAAAADEEE] ). Adding on top of this, Baneblades are supposed to be rare (with three per regiment being the average), made only at major Forge Worlds. Fortunately for the Imperium, the in-game background for Stubbs's Baneblades is that the invasions and mass destruction miraculously uncovered the rather terrifying (for the enemy) fact that at least half of the entire supercontinent city of Kaurava I is in fact built on top of a continent-sized manufactorum, probably from the Great Crusade, devoted to the mass-production of Baneblades.		However, there have been rumors that the Baneblades never left, but they were hidden by [[Creed]], or perhaps taken by the [[Blood Ravens \|Blood Magpies]] ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg\| IT IS THE BAAAAAAANNNNEEBLAAAAAAADEEE]). Adding on top of this, Baneblades are supposed to be rare (with three per regiment being the average), made only at major Forge Worlds. Fortunately for the Imperium, the in-game background for Stubbs's Baneblades is that the invasions and mass destruction miraculously uncovered the rather terrifying (for the enemy) fact that at least half of the entire supercontinent city of Kaurava I is in fact built on top of a continent-sized manufactorum, probably from the Great Crusade, devoted to the mass-production of Baneblades.

	This enabled Stubbs to roll out more Baneblades in a month than Forge Worlds (individually, of course) produce in a century. Best of all, the fact you can build more manufactorums in-game suggests that the Mechanicus could probably mass-produce the ''factories'', too. With the pacified Tomb World nearby to draw in the Mechanicus plus the carrot Stubbs now has with the Baneblades and whatever other STC data uncovered (maybe Fellblades and other awesome stuff?), along with Stubbs's clear care for the little people, it is likely he could convince/trade for the Tomb World being studied and Forgeworld-ified by various important Forge Worlds, giving him access to their unique data (such as Executioners and Vanquisher cannons). Sure, the individual Forge Worlds never share anything, but then, none of them have had the technological buffet on a scale Vance does to bargain with. That, and he doesn't seem the sort to give a crap about keeping tech to himself. Then he can happily send copies to every Forge World if he can pay captains to visit. Then the Imperium wins by default. Regardless, Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is seen as one of the most awesome Imperial Guard generals because of his calm, stern voice, even when his army is on the brink of defeat.		This enabled Stubbs to roll out more Baneblades in a month than Forge Worlds (individually, of course) produce in a century. Best of all, the fact you can build more manufactorums in-game suggests that the Mechanicus could probably mass-produce the ''factories'', too. With the pacified Tomb World nearby to draw in the Mechanicus plus the carrot Stubbs now has with the Baneblades and whatever other STC data uncovered (maybe Fellblades and other awesome stuff?), along with Stubbs's clear care for the little people, it is likely he could convince/trade for the Tomb World being studied and Forgeworld-ified by various important Forge Worlds, giving him access to their unique data (such as Executioners and Vanquisher cannons). Sure, the individual Forge Worlds never share anything, but then, none of them have had the technological buffet on a scale Vance does to bargain with. That, and he doesn't seem the sort to give a crap about keeping tech to himself. Then he can happily send copies to every Forge World if he can pay captains to visit. Then the Imperium wins by default. Regardless, Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is seen as one of the most awesome Imperial Guard generals because of his calm, stern voice, even when his army is on the brink of defeat.

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The whole losing 100 Baneblades thing

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	<s>Relic never bothered to announce who actually canonically won the Kaurava conflict</s> Scratch that; Orkz were the victors, see above. - only that it sure as the [[Warp]] wasn't the Space Marines. Hence, many players simply accepted the fact that Stubbs won the war because of his utter badassery that no other character was able to posses. And also the rumors that he found the 100 Baneblades again and used his variation [[Creed\|taktikul jinyas]] to deep strike said Baneblades into the main bases of armies. We would have said [[Indrick Boreale]] was the canon winner of the Kaurava conflict - if only he didn't screw it up by canonically losing horribly.		<s>Relic never bothered to announce who actually canonically won the Kaurava conflict</s> Scratch that; Orkz were the victors, see above. - only that it sure as the [[Warp]] wasn't the Space Marines. Hence, many players simply accepted the fact that Stubbs won the war because of his utter badassery that no other character was able to posses. And also the rumors that he found the 100 Baneblades again and used his variation [[Creed\|taktikul jinyas]] to deep strike said Baneblades into the main bases of armies. We would have said [[Indrick Boreale]] was the canon winner of the Kaurava conflict - if only he didn't screw it up by canonically losing horribly.

	Alas, as it turns out he wasn't quite badass enough to stand up to ~~Gorgutz~~' WAAAGH, which was able to defeat him and force him to retreat from Kaurava. Given the fact that Gorgutz got bored and left the Kaurava system for Acheron some time afterward, one can only hope Stubbs took advantage of the ensuing Ork civil war to reclaim the system, just as he swore he would.		Alas, as it turns out he wasn't quite badass enough to stand up to Gorgutzs' WAAAGH, which was able to defeat him and force him to retreat from Kaurava. Given the fact that Gorgutz got bored and left the Kaurava system for Acheron some time afterward, one can only hope Stubbs took advantage of the ensuing Ork civil war to reclaim the system, just as he swore he would.

	But at least we know what happened to the 100 Baneblades: Gorgutz krumped them.		But at least we know what happened to the 100 Baneblades: Gorgutz krumped them.

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	==The whole losing 100 Baneblades thing==		==The whole losing 100 Baneblades thing==
	When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs' Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade\|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players, mostly associating him with being "~~Tactically~~ incompetent" as opposed to [[Creed]]'s "Tactical Genius". (Speaking of tactical genius it may be worth mentioning that shortly after this incident Abaddon was run over by a column of Baneblades he found stuffed in his mailbox) Also it can be disregarded as Chaos Propaganda started by <s>[[Alpha Legion\|Alpha Legion Chaos Marines]]</s> {{BLAM\|<b>BLAM!!!~~</b>~~}} [[Chaos Space Marines\| THOSE CHAOS SPACE MARINES]] THAT DO NOT EXIST!!		When facing the Imperial Guard at their stronghold in Dawn of War: Soulstorm, Stubbs's Commissar informs him that all 100 of the [[Baneblade\|Baneblades]] that would have been available to defend had just been sent off to help the Imperial Guard elsewhere in the Kaurava system, and any more Baneblades that are needed will have to be constructed via a series of pieces sent out by supply Rhinos. This absurdity of simply "losing" 100 Baneblades has spawned a number of jokes amongst players, mostly associating him with being "tactically incompetent" as opposed to [[Creed]]'s "Tactical Genius". (Speaking of tactical genius, it may be worth mentioning that shortly after this incident Abaddon was run over by a column of Baneblades he found stuffed in his mailbox.) Also, it can be disregarded as Chaos Propaganda started by <s>[[Alpha Legion\|Alpha Legion Chaos Marines]]</s> '''{{BLAM\|<nowiki></nowiki>BLAM!!!}}''' [[Chaos Space Marines\|THOSE CHAOS SPACE MARINES]] THAT DO NOT EXIST!!

	However, there have been rumors that the Baneblades never left, but they were hidden by [[Creed]], or perhaps taken by the [[Blood Ravens \|Blood Magpies]] ( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg\| IT IS THE BAAAAAAANNNNEEBLAAAAAAADEEE] ). Adding on top of this, Baneblades are supposed to be rare (with three per regiment being the average), made only at major Forge Worlds. Fortunately for the Imperium, the in-game background for Stubbs's Baneblades is that the invasions and mass destruction miraculously uncovered the rather terrifying (for the enemy) fact that at least half of the entire supercontinent city of Kaurava I is in fact built on top of a continent-sized manufactorum, probably from the Great Crusade, devoted to the mass-production of Baneblades.		However, there have been rumors that the Baneblades never left, but they were hidden by [[Creed]], or perhaps taken by the [[Blood Ravens \|Blood Magpies]] ( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg\| IT IS THE BAAAAAAANNNNEEBLAAAAAAADEEE] ). Adding on top of this, Baneblades are supposed to be rare (with three per regiment being the average), made only at major Forge Worlds. Fortunately for the Imperium, the in-game background for Stubbs's Baneblades is that the invasions and mass destruction miraculously uncovered the rather terrifying (for the enemy) fact that at least half of the entire supercontinent city of Kaurava I is in fact built on top of a continent-sized manufactorum, probably from the Great Crusade, devoted to the mass-production of Baneblades.

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About the Motherfucker

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	The Emperor protects indeed.		The Emperor protects indeed.

	Worth mentioning is the attack on the [[Ecclesiarchy]] controlled Sama District. Stubbs knew well that it didn't matter how much he and his men would make amends, the Regiment would never be free from being suspected by the Sisters, as the Warpstorm over Kaurava IV happened on Vance's watch. Not to mention that even if they did repent, the Sisters of Battle of the Order of The Sacred Rose would make them do so with excessive amounts of flamers and purging. Vance had no other option in this case. Stubbs refused any of these accusations and thought himself and his men not responsible for the whole mess, thus he did something that was crazy enough to work...mainly to march into the Sama District in full-force and simply conquer the place. And if the Guardsmen are victorious, then Vance will utter a speech that the Emperor was with the Conservators this day.		Worth mentioning is the attack on the [[Ecclesiarchy]]-controlled Sama District. Stubbs knew well that it didn't matter how much he and his men would make amends, the Regiment would never be free from being suspected by the Sisters, as the Warpstorm over Kaurava IV happened on Vance's watch. Not to mention that even if they did repent, the Sisters of Battle of the Order of The Sacred Rose would make them do so with excessive amounts of flamers and purging. Vance had no other option in this case. Stubbs refused any of these accusations and thought himself and his men not responsible for the whole mess, thus he did something that was crazy enough to work...mainly to march into the Sama District in full-force and simply conquer the place. And if the Guardsmen are victorious, then Vance will utter a speech that the Emperor was with the Conservators this day.

	==The whole losing 100 Baneblades thing==		==The whole losing 100 Baneblades thing==

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	{{topquote\|I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a Lion.\|Alexander the Great}}		{{topquote\|I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a Lion.\|Alexander the Great}}

	He's '''Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs.''' An [[Imperial Guard]] general and total badass from [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm\|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]] and the only character introduced in the expansion anyone unironically likes, despite having arguably the worst voice actor (his performance is just bad, and not with enough ENGRISH or ham to be unintentionally funny like Boreale or Carron). This is mostly because his competition is a Necron Lord with some of the most obnoxious robo-mummy asthma ever who clearly wants to be as cool as Thomas Maccabee but isn't, the wussiest Khornate lord to have ever disgraced the Blood God, a bald brother genericus with a dumb accent, a ~~Cannoness~~ whose entire personality can be summarised as "Sister of Battle", a Farseer with an especially annoying high pitched voice that makes her sound like she's actually two preteen Eldar girls with one sitting on the other's shoulders so they can pretend to be an adult like [[Girls und Panzer\|some cartoon,]] a painfully generic Archon with a stupid hat, and "I can't believe it's not Shas'O'Kais" but with the added tendency to go into melodrama of a bad anime protagonist. He's the most badass Governor General....ever....well maybe less than [[General Sturnn]] who's more awesome, but wasn't a governor.		He's '''Vance. Motherfucking. Stubbs.''' An [[Imperial Guard]] general and total badass from [[Dawn_of_War#Soulstorm\|Dawn of War: Soulstorm]] and the only character introduced in the expansion anyone unironically likes, despite having arguably the worst voice actor (his performance is just bad, and not with enough ENGRISH or ham to be unintentionally funny like Boreale or Carron). This is mostly because his competition is [[Necron Lord of All Kaurava\|a Necron Lord with some of the most obnoxious robo-mummy asthma ever who clearly wants to be as cool as Thomas Maccabee but isn't]], [[Firaeveus Carron\|the wussiest Khornate lord to have ever disgraced the Blood God]], [[Indrick Boreale\|a bald brother genericus with a dumb accent]], [[Selena Agna\|a Canoness whose entire personality can be summarised as "Sister of Battle"]], [[Caerys\|a Farseer with an especially annoying high pitched voice]] that makes her sound like she's actually two preteen Eldar girls with one sitting on the other's shoulders so they can pretend to be an adult like [[Girls und Panzer\|some cartoon]], [[Archon Tahril\|a painfully generic Archon with a stupid hat]], and [[Commander Or'es'Ka\|"I can't believe it's not Shas'O'Kais" but with the added tendency to go into the melodrama of a bad anime protagonist]]. He's the most badass Governor General....ever....well maybe less than [[General Sturnn]] who's more awesome, but wasn't a governor.

	No, you cannot say his name without Motherfucking in the middle.		No, you cannot say his name without Motherfucking in the middle.