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The Plot of Space Marine I

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	== The Plot of Space Marine I ==		== The Plot of Space Marine I ==
	The [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2o-LmI3kiE&\|The story] is set on the Forgeworld of Graia. It's being invaded by Orks who wish to loot the shit out of it; weapons, ammunition, vehicles, you name it. Rather surprisingly, the Orks have an actual objective this time: to steal a Warlord-class Titan of the Morning Star Legion <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''''(cuz iz ded shooty)'''''</span>, an idea the Imperium isn't overly fond of. At first, the 203rd Cadian regiment was sent in to reinforce the forgeworld's defenses, but were eventually overwhelmed and pushed into a desperate defensive posture due to the Orks shooting down the majority of their support craft with a captured surface to air artillery cannon and simply outnumbering them by 100:1. Captain Titus and a small force of [[Ultramarines]] are then sent to hold back the invading Orks with the help of what's left of the Guard while the liberation fleet is on its way.		The [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2o-LmI3kiE&\|The story] is set on the Forgeworld of Graia. It's being invaded by Orks who wish to loot the shit out of it; weapons, ammunition, vehicles, you name it. Rather surprisingly, the Orks have an actual objective this time: to steal a Warlord-class Titan of the Morning Star Legion <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''''(cuz iz ded shooty)'''''</span>, an idea the Imperium isn't overly fond of. At first, the 203rd Cadian regiment was sent in to reinforce the forgeworld's defenses, but were eventually overwhelmed and pushed into a desperate defensive posture due to the Orks shooting down the majority of their support craft with a captured surface to air artillery cannon and simply outnumbering them by 100:1(As an aside: the Adeptus Mechanicus first codex was still years away so despite being on a literal forge world there is no sign of any Add-Mech troops).Captain Titus and a small force of [[Ultramarines]] are then sent to hold back the invading Orks with the help of what's left of the Guard while the liberation fleet is on its way.

	The Forces of Chaos also have a part to play, and are led by a Terminator sorcerer lord named Nemeroth. They're basically here to open a warp portal using a heretically radical device to both turn Graia into a daemon world and also so Nemeroth can become a Daemon Prince. And unlike previous games, this features actual traitor guardsmen, not the "we've recently converted to chaos and we're here as fodder" guardsmen featured in Dawn of War, fuck no, these are kickass [[Lost and the Damned]] guardsmen.		The Forces of Chaos also have a part to play, and are led by a Terminator sorcerer lord named Nemeroth. They're basically here to open a warp portal using a heretically radical device to both turn Graia into a daemon world and also so Nemeroth can become a Daemon Prince. And unlike previous games, this features actual traitor guardsmen, not the "we've recently converted to chaos and we're here as fodder" guardsmen featured in Dawn of War, fuck no, these are kickass [[Lost and the Damned]] guardsmen.

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	[[File:Space Marine poster.jpg\|550px\|thumb\|center\|Where he's going, you won't need eyes...]]		[[File:Space Marine poster.jpg\|550px\|thumb\|center\|Where he's going, you won't need eyes...]]
	'''Space Marine''' is a 3rd-person video game which is featured on the PC, the [[/v/\|ECKSBAWKS 360, and the PS3]]. Its genre is a hybrid of shooting and hack and slash. It was released on September 6, 2011. A sequel, [[Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine II]] under Focus Home Interactive and Saber Interactive, was announced in December 2021, starring Captain Titus as a [[Primaris Lieutenant]], and featuring Tyranid foes.		'''Space Marine''' is a 3rd-person video game which is featured on the PC, the [[/v/\|ECKSBAWKS 360, and the PS3]]. Its genre is a hybrid of shooting and hack and slash. It was released on September 6, 2011. A sequel, [[Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine II]] under Focus Home Interactive and Saber Interactive, was announced in December 2021, starring Captain Titus as a [[Primaris Lieutenant]] (Seems he got a demotion when he got the Primaris treatment), and featuring Tyranid foes. . . at first anyway. Remember chaos took a few hours of game play to show up so who knows if Focus Home will pull the same trick twice..

	== The Plot ==		== The Plot of Space Marine I ==
	The [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2o-LmI3kiE&\|The story] is set on the Forgeworld of Graia. It's being invaded by Orks who wish to loot the shit out of it; weapons, ammunition, vehicles, you name it. Rather surprisingly, the Orks have an actual objective this time: to steal a Warlord-class Titan of the Morning Star Legion <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''''(cuz iz ded shooty)'''''</span>, an idea the Imperium isn't overly fond of. At first, the 203rd Cadian regiment was sent in to reinforce the forgeworld's defenses, but were eventually overwhelmed and pushed into a desperate defensive posture due to the Orks shooting down the majority of their support craft with a captured surface to air artillery cannon and simply outnumbering them by 100:1. Captain Titus and a small force of [[Ultramarines]] are then sent to hold back the invading Orks with the help of what's left of the Guard while the liberation fleet is on its way.		The [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2o-LmI3kiE&\|The story] is set on the Forgeworld of Graia. It's being invaded by Orks who wish to loot the shit out of it; weapons, ammunition, vehicles, you name it. Rather surprisingly, the Orks have an actual objective this time: to steal a Warlord-class Titan of the Morning Star Legion <span style='color:green;font-size:100%'>'''''(cuz iz ded shooty)'''''</span>, an idea the Imperium isn't overly fond of. At first, the 203rd Cadian regiment was sent in to reinforce the forgeworld's defenses, but were eventually overwhelmed and pushed into a desperate defensive posture due to the Orks shooting down the majority of their support craft with a captured surface to air artillery cannon and simply outnumbering them by 100:1. Captain Titus and a small force of [[Ultramarines]] are then sent to hold back the invading Orks with the help of what's left of the Guard while the liberation fleet is on its way.

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2023-05-20T06:58:30Z

How to destroy the Dreadnought

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	As tested by two players, one yours truly, there is a limited number of options when it comes to dealing with an enemy Dreadnought.		As tested by two players, one yours truly, there is a limited number of options when it comes to dealing with an enemy Dreadnought.

	#Lascannons do minimal damage. Headshots can do some decent damage - but it's finicky due to lag and a weird head hitbox (especially since the extra-damage weak point on the Dreadnought is the engine at the back, not the head, oops).		#[[what\|Lascannons do minimal damage]], [[fail\|yes the primary anti tank weapon of the Imperium of man does nothing.]] Headshots can do some decent damage - but it's finicky due to lag and a weird head hitbox (especially since the extra-damage weak point on the Dreadnought is the engine at the back, not the head, oops).
	#Stalker Bolter is more reliable, but nowhere near as good against the Dread. Works well on its escorts, though.		#Stalker Bolter is more reliable, but nowhere near as good against the Dread. Works well on its escorts, though.
	#Heavy Bolter can damage it but it takes a lot of shots, and the Dread will return fire at the first opportunity and fuck your ass. Fire and move.		#Heavy Bolter can damage it but it takes a lot of shots, and the Dread will return fire at the first opportunity and fuck your ass. Fire and move.
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	Your destructive answer in this case is PLASMA, followed by VENGEANCE LAUNCHER. Plasma cannons are the only heavy weapon that will reliably do anything of relevance to the Dreadnought, and it takes around 10 shots. The only option other than Plasma Cannons are the [[Vengeance Grenade Launcher\|Vengeance Launcher]] and the Thunderhammer/Power Maul. The former will do in a Dread in about 12 shots; the latter, if you have the Killing Blow perk, will make quick work of the Dreadnought.		Your destructive answer in this case is PLASMA, followed by VENGEANCE LAUNCHER. Plasma cannons are the only heavy weapon that will reliably do anything of relevance to the Dreadnought, and it takes around 10 shots. The only option other than Plasma Cannons are the [[Vengeance Grenade Launcher\|Vengeance Launcher]] and the Thunderhammer/Power Maul. The former will do in a Dread in about 12 shots; the latter, if you have the Killing Blow perk, will make quick work of the Dreadnought.


	== How to spam Chaos Unleashed Exterminatus ==		== How to spam Chaos Unleashed Exterminatus ==

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	#'''PLASMA GUN IS AN OKAY CHOICE I GUESS.''' Similar to the Plasma Pistol, you aren't taking the Plasma Gun for the damage, even though it is a little higher than the Plasma Pistol's and it can damage the Dread better. The main advantage is punching the fucking escorts with it, or sticking charged shots to the Dread itself to draw attention, damage it a little, and throw off its aim. Fire off a shot, then get the fuck out of dodge.		#'''PLASMA GUN IS AN OKAY CHOICE I GUESS.''' Similar to the Plasma Pistol, you aren't taking the Plasma Gun for the damage, even though it is a little higher than the Plasma Pistol's and it can damage the Dread better. The main advantage is punching the fucking escorts with it, or sticking charged shots to the Dread itself to draw attention, damage it a little, and throw off its aim. Fire off a shot, then get the fuck out of dodge.
	#'''HELP CAP FUCKING POINTS.''' Damned things won't handle themselves, and you need 'em to win.		#'''HELP CAP FUCKING POINTS.''' Damned things won't handle themselves, and you need 'em to win.
	#'''MOST OF YOUR WEAPONRY WON'T HURT THE DREADNOUGHT.''' The Tactical has ''one'' weapon that can contribute to a fight with the Dreadnought, and it's also the one weapon almost fucking nobody uses: The Vengeance Launcher. It takes about 12-14 shots given ideal aim, but the Vengeance Launcher ''can'' kill the Dreadnought. Working in teams, this can actually be just as effective as Plasma Cannon spamming - do note that it holds much less ammo, though, and is much harder to use.		#'''MOST OF YOUR WEAPONRY WON'T HURT THE DREADNOUGHT.''' The Tactical has ''one'' weapon that can contribute to a fight with the Dreadnought, and it's also the one weapon almost fucking nobody uses: The [[Vengeance Grenade Launcher\|Vengeance Launcher]]. It takes about 12-14 shots given ideal aim, but the Vengeance Launcher ''can'' kill the Dreadnought. Working in teams, this can actually be just as effective as Plasma Cannon spamming - do note that it holds much less ammo, though, and is much harder to use.
	#'''HELP YOUR TEAMMATES.''' Teleport Homer may be the most unsung hero of Dreadnought fights. One Tactical in a good spot can effectively act as a mobile spawnpoint for his buddies. Ideal for Devastator teams which need a quick way into the fight that isn't a [[METAL BOXES\|Metal Box]].		#'''HELP YOUR TEAMMATES.''' Teleport Homer may be the most unsung hero of Dreadnought fights. One Tactical in a good spot can effectively act as a mobile spawnpoint for his buddies. Ideal for Devastator teams which need a quick way into the fight that isn't a [[METAL BOXES\|Metal Box]].
	#'''YOU STILL HAVE GRENADES.''' Grenades can still do damage and still blind the Dreadnought, so for fuck's sake, use them.		#'''YOU STILL HAVE GRENADES.''' Grenades can still do damage and still blind the Dreadnought, so for fuck's sake, use them.
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	#The Dreadnought has its own Iron Halo shield, but only for one charge that lasts for about 30 seconds. When activated, the Dreadnought strikes a distinctive pose while its arm glows. Firing at it now is a waste of ammo and your life.		#The Dreadnought has its own Iron Halo shield, but only for one charge that lasts for about 30 seconds. When activated, the Dreadnought strikes a distinctive pose while its arm glows. Firing at it now is a waste of ammo and your life.

	Your destructive answer in this case is PLASMA, followed by VENGEANCE LAUNCHER. Plasma cannons are the only heavy weapon that will reliably do anything of relevance to the Dreadnought, and it takes around 10 shots. The only option other than Plasma Cannons are the Vengeance Launcher and the Thunderhammer/Power Maul. The former will do in a Dread in about 12 shots; the latter, if you have the Killing Blow perk, will make quick work of the Dreadnought.		Your destructive answer in this case is PLASMA, followed by VENGEANCE LAUNCHER. Plasma cannons are the only heavy weapon that will reliably do anything of relevance to the Dreadnought, and it takes around 10 shots. The only option other than Plasma Cannons are the [[Vengeance Grenade Launcher\|Vengeance Launcher]] and the Thunderhammer/Power Maul. The former will do in a Dread in about 12 shots; the latter, if you have the Killing Blow perk, will make quick work of the Dreadnought.

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Characters

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	== Characters ==		== Characters ==
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	* '''[[Captain Titus]]''' - A Captain of the Ultramarines Chapter and their last hope of finally getting some <s>badass</s> redemption of any kind. He is sent with his company of Ultramarines to prevent an Ork Waaagh!! from looting a forgeworld. It should be noted that his character was first seen as bald but was changed to have a shaved head in the early trailers. He was finally changed to a standard space marine HAIR-etic. He is voiced by Mark Strong. Yes...'''HE'S VOICED BY FUCKING MARK MOTHERFUCKING STRONG!''' He looks kinda like Proteus from Ultramarines the Movie, excluding the longer hair and the better looking armor decor. Despite being a shrewd commander, he is looked upon with suspicion by some of his fellow Ultramarines after being the only surviving battle-brother from a battle with a Chaos Sorcerer. Deep strike is his favorite entry tactic as shown by his affinity of jumping out of vehicles.		* '''[[Captain Titus]]''' - A Captain of the Ultramarines Chapter and their last hope of finally getting some <s>badass</s> redemption of any kind. He is sent with his company of Ultramarines to prevent an Ork Waaagh!! from looting a forgeworld. It should be noted that his character was first seen as bald but was changed to have a shaved head in the early trailers. He was finally changed to a standard space marine HAIR-etic. He is voiced by Mark Strong. Yes...'''HE'S VOICED BY FUCKING MARK MOTHERFUCKING STRONG!''' He looks kinda like Proteus from Ultramarines the Movie, excluding the longer hair and the better-looking armor decor. Despite being a shrewd commander, he is looked upon with suspicion by some of his fellow Ultramarines after being the only surviving battle-brother from a battle with a Chaos Sorcerer. Deep strike is his favorite entry tactic as shown by his affinity of jumping out of vehicles.
	**At the end of the game, it's shown to the player that he does indeed possess an unnatural resistance to the warp, likely a result of his massive [[blackstone]] balls. Unfortunately, Leandros doesn't know that (the faithless cur), and since Titus is the only smurf <s>with something vaguely resembling a clue</s> who's realized that honor has a time and place, he gets roped in by the Inquisition on suspicion of '''HERESY!''' Thankfully, Thrax doesn't take his gun, implying that he isn't buying it... but that still means a certain newbie smurf is going to have a very long discussion on the merits of trust with a power fist, right after the <s>anal probing</s> tests of faith are done.		**At the end of the game, it's shown to the player that he does indeed possess an unnatural resistance to the warp, likely a result of his massive [[blackstone]] balls. Unfortunately, Leandros doesn't know that (the faithless cur), and since Titus is the only smurf <s>with something vaguely resembling a clue</s> who's realized that honor has a time and place, he gets roped in by the Inquisition on suspicion of '''HERESY!''' Thankfully, Thrax doesn't take his gun, implying that he isn't buying it... but that still means a certain newbie smurf is going to have a very long discussion on the merits of trust with a power fist, right after the <s>anal probing</s> tests of faith are done.

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	* '''Second Lieutenant Miranda Nero''' - Being the only loyalist commissioned officer left, Mira leads what remains of the 203rd Cadian that was reassigned to Graia. Turns out they went too far out into the green sea and got cut off from supplies and support. She seems to share [[Merrick]]'s view of placing the lives of her men above the Imperium. '''HERESY!!!''' The fact that she's holding the entire operation together despite being just a lieutenant impresses even Titus.		* '''Second Lieutenant Miranda Nero''' - Being the only loyalist commissioned officer left, Mira leads what remains of the 203rd Cadian that was reassigned to Graia. Turns out they went too far out into the green sea and got cut off from supplies and support. She seems to share [[Merrick]]'s view of placing the lives of her men above the Imperium. '''HERESY!!!''' The fact that she's holding the entire operation together despite being just a lieutenant impresses even Titus.

	* '''Inquisitor Jean-Baptiste Emanuel <s>Zorg</s> <s>Skrillex</s> Drogan''' - The Inquisitor. He looks like he hasn't slept in a week (which is understandable, given that he's fighting both an Ork [[WAAAGH]] and [[Chaos Space Marine]]s), and his hair is really dirty and emo looking. He also has a metal plate attached to the right side of his head. ~~Must be~~ a radical. He's also '''EXTREMELY''' obsessed with killing xenos due to him ~~being previously~~ tortured by xenos ~~(<s>possibly [[Dark Eldar]]</s>) Yeah, because we know that anyone can escape from Commoragh)~~ for several years. During his time on Graia, his '''EXTREME''' obsession made him create mysterious experimental weapons in hopes of getting revenge, and one of these experiments included a portal that led to '''EXTREME''' consequences. This is due to the fact that the forces of chaos used said portal to enter the forge world, '''EXTREME'''ly. His eyes also lit up during a cutscene. MUST BE A HERETIC. BIG TWEEST. HE'S A PUPPET FOR THE LORD SORCERER.......... Okay it isn't that simple. Turns out he had a "subject" delivered to his laboratory to test his shiny new weapon on, the "subject" turned out to be a daemon which escaped, and proceeded to buttrape poor Drogan and possess his corpse (all the backstory is in the audio logs). Since this daemon read the fluff, he's decided that ''maybe'' the '''EXTREME''' factions have a bit more pull, so he pretends to be '''EXTREME'''. He is somehow almost as tall as a Space Marine ~~and claims to be a psyker~~, ~~though does not demonstrate being one~~.		* '''Inquisitor Jean-Baptiste Emanuel <s>Zorg</s> <s>Skrillex</s> Drogan''' - The Inquisitor. He looks like he hasn't slept in a week (which is understandable, given that he's fighting both an Ork [[WAAAGH]] and [[Chaos Space Marine]]s on top of being a psyker), and his hair is really dirty and emo looking. He also has a metal plate attached to the right side of his head. Most likely a radical. He's also '''EXTREMELY''' obsessed with killing xenos due to him having been tortured by xenos for several years. During his time on Graia, his '''EXTREME''' obsession made him create mysterious experimental weapons in hopes of getting revenge, and one of these experiments included a portal that led to '''EXTREME''' consequences. This is due to the fact that the forces of chaos used said portal to enter the forge world, '''EXTREME'''ly. His eyes also lit up during a cutscene. MUST BE A HERETIC. {{spoiler\|BIG TWEEST. HE'S A PUPPET FOR THE LORD SORCERER.......... Okay it isn't that simple. Turns out he had a "subject" delivered to his laboratory to test his shiny new weapon on, the "subject" turned out to be a daemon which escaped, and proceeded to buttrape poor Drogan and possess his corpse (all the backstory is in the audio logs). Since this daemon read the fluff, he's decided that ''maybe'' the '''EXTREME''' factions have a bit more pull, so he pretends to be '''EXTREME'''.}} He is somehow almost as tall as a Space Marine, likely the result of genemods.

	* '''[[Nemeroth\|Lord Nemeroth]]''' - A Chaos Terminator Sorcerer Lord and the '''Big Bad''' of the game. He is possibly the Sorcerer Titus "killed" previously. He leads a warband consisting of [[Chaos Space Marines\|Chaos Marines]], Khornate [[bloodletters]], [[Blight Drone]]s, and Tzeentch psychers (presumably the forces of [[~~slaanesh~~]] were left out so as to avoid an ~~adults only~~ rating in America). He also proves ~~Relics~~ infinite creativity at naming characters, for the difference between him and [[Neroth\|Eliphas' nagging wife]] is but two wretched letters. Also found a way around the Squishy Wizard law, because he wears '''TERMINATOR ARMOUR'''. Still got beat up by an Ork wearing almost no armour, though. Titus manages to defeat Nemeroth because the latter forgot to wear a helmet (then again, so does Titus). Shame, too, because he was just at the doorstep of becoming a [[Daemon Prince]].		* '''[[Nemeroth\|Lord Nemeroth]]''' - A Chaos Terminator Sorcerer Lord and the '''Big Bad''' of the game. He is possibly the Sorcerer Titus "killed" previously. He leads a warband consisting of [[Chaos Space Marines\|Chaos Marines]], Khornate [[bloodletters]], [[Blight Drone]]s, and Tzeentch psychers (presumably the forces of [[Slaanesh]] were left out so as to avoid an Adults Only rating in America). He also proves Relic's infinite creativity at naming characters, for the difference between him and [[Neroth\|Eliphas' nagging wife]] is but two wretched letters. Also found a way around the Squishy Wizard law, because he wears '''TERMINATOR ARMOUR'''. Still got beat up by an Ork wearing almost no armour, though. Titus manages to defeat Nemeroth because the latter forgot to wear a helmet (then again, neither does Titus). Shame, too, because he was just at the doorstep of becoming a [[Daemon Prince]].

	* '''[[Warboss Grimskull]]''' - He is the Ork Warboss leading his Ork [[WAAAGH]]!!! on Graia with the intention of stealing the planet's Titans. Later on, he becomes interested in the power source Titus and Inquisitor Drogan possess. [https://youtu.be/Uox82AiheLI\| He ain't so easy to kill].		* '''[[Warboss Grimskull]]''' - He is the Ork Warboss leading his Ork [[WAAAGH]]!!! on Graia with the intention of stealing the planet's Titans. Later on, he becomes interested in the power source Titus and Inquisitor Drogan possess. [https://youtu.be/Uox82AiheLI\| He ain't so easy to kill].

	* '''Inquisitor Thrax''' - The inquisitor that appears at the end of the game, where his name was mentioned on the monitor for the status on Graia. He came to take Titus into investigative custody after Leandros' accusations of heresy. Was likely planned to be a major character in the sequel, but that unfortunately never came to fruition.		* '''Inquisitor Thrax''' - The inquisitor that appears at the end of the game with his retinue of [[Black Templars]], where his name was mentioned on the monitor for the status on Graia. He came to take Titus into investigative custody after Leandros' accusations of heresy. Was likely planned to be a major character in the sequel, but that unfortunately never came to fruition.

	== Things that rock ==		== Things that rock ==

1d4chan>Tekdrake: /* Characters */

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Characters

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	* '''Second Lieutenant Miranda Nero''' - Being the only loyalist commissioned officer left, Mira leads what remains of the 203rd Cadian that was reassigned to Graia. Turns out they went too far out into the green sea and got cut off from supplies and support. She seems to share [[Merrick]]'s view of placing the lives of her men above the Imperium. '''HERESY!!!''' The fact that she's holding the entire operation together despite being just a lieutenant impresses even Titus.		* '''Second Lieutenant Miranda Nero''' - Being the only loyalist commissioned officer left, Mira leads what remains of the 203rd Cadian that was reassigned to Graia. Turns out they went too far out into the green sea and got cut off from supplies and support. She seems to share [[Merrick]]'s view of placing the lives of her men above the Imperium. '''HERESY!!!''' The fact that she's holding the entire operation together despite being just a lieutenant impresses even Titus.

	* '''Inquisitor Jean-Baptiste Emanuel <s>Zorg</s> <s>Skrillex</s> Drogan''' - The Inquisitor. He looks like he hasn't slept in a week (which is understandable, given that he's fighting both an Ork [[WAAAGH]] and [[Chaos Space Marine]]s), and his hair is really dirty and emo looking. He also has a metal plate attached to the right side of his head. Must be a radical. He's also '''EXTREMELY''' obsessed with killing xenos due to him being previously tortured by xenos (<s>possibly [[Dark Eldar]]</s>) Yeah, because we know that anyone can escape from Commoragh) for several years. During his time on Graia, his '''EXTREME''' obsession made him create mysterious experimental weapons in hopes of getting revenge, and one of these experiments included a portal that led to '''EXTREME''' consequences. This is due to the fact that the forces of chaos used said portal to enter the forge world, '''EXTREME'''ly. His eyes also lit up during a cutscene. MUST BE A HERETIC. BIG TWEEST. HE'S A PUPPET FOR THE LORD SORCERER.......... Okay it isn't that simple. Turns out he had a "subject" delivered to his laboratory to test his shiny new weapon on, the "subject" turned out to be a daemon which escaped, and proceeded to buttrape poor Drogan and possess his corpse (all the backstory is in the audio logs). Since this daemon read the fluff, he's decided that ''maybe'' the '''EXTREME''' factions have a bit more pull, so he pretends to be '''EXTREME'''.		* '''Inquisitor Jean-Baptiste Emanuel <s>Zorg</s> <s>Skrillex</s> Drogan''' - The Inquisitor. He looks like he hasn't slept in a week (which is understandable, given that he's fighting both an Ork [[WAAAGH]] and [[Chaos Space Marine]]s), and his hair is really dirty and emo looking. He also has a metal plate attached to the right side of his head. Must be a radical. He's also '''EXTREMELY''' obsessed with killing xenos due to him being previously tortured by xenos (<s>possibly [[Dark Eldar]]</s>) Yeah, because we know that anyone can escape from Commoragh) for several years. During his time on Graia, his '''EXTREME''' obsession made him create mysterious experimental weapons in hopes of getting revenge, and one of these experiments included a portal that led to '''EXTREME''' consequences. This is due to the fact that the forces of chaos used said portal to enter the forge world, '''EXTREME'''ly. His eyes also lit up during a cutscene. MUST BE A HERETIC. BIG TWEEST. HE'S A PUPPET FOR THE LORD SORCERER.......... Okay it isn't that simple. Turns out he had a "subject" delivered to his laboratory to test his shiny new weapon on, the "subject" turned out to be a daemon which escaped, and proceeded to buttrape poor Drogan and possess his corpse (all the backstory is in the audio logs). Since this daemon read the fluff, he's decided that ''maybe'' the '''EXTREME''' factions have a bit more pull, so he pretends to be '''EXTREME'''. He is somehow almost as tall as a Space Marine and claims to be a psyker, though does not demonstrate being one.

	* '''[[Nemeroth\|Lord Nemeroth]]''' - A Chaos Terminator Sorcerer Lord and the '''Big Bad''' of the game. He is possibly the Sorcerer Titus "killed" previously. He leads a warband consisting of [[Chaos Space Marines\|Chaos Marines]], Khornate [[bloodletters]], [[Blight Drone]]s, and Tzeentch psychers (presumably the forces of [[slaanesh]] were left out so as to avoid an adults only rating in America). He also proves Relics infinite creativity at naming characters, for the difference between him and [[Neroth\|Eliphas' nagging wife]] is but two wretched letters. Also found a way around the Squishy Wizard law, because he wears '''TERMINATOR ARMOUR'''. Still got beat up by an Ork wearing almost no armour, though. Titus manages to defeat Nemeroth because the latter forgot to wear a helmet (then again, so does Titus). Shame, too, because he was just at the doorstep of becoming a [[Daemon Prince]].		* '''[[Nemeroth\|Lord Nemeroth]]''' - A Chaos Terminator Sorcerer Lord and the '''Big Bad''' of the game. He is possibly the Sorcerer Titus "killed" previously. He leads a warband consisting of [[Chaos Space Marines\|Chaos Marines]], Khornate [[bloodletters]], [[Blight Drone]]s, and Tzeentch psychers (presumably the forces of [[slaanesh]] were left out so as to avoid an adults only rating in America). He also proves Relics infinite creativity at naming characters, for the difference between him and [[Neroth\|Eliphas' nagging wife]] is but two wretched letters. Also found a way around the Squishy Wizard law, because he wears '''TERMINATOR ARMOUR'''. Still got beat up by an Ork wearing almost no armour, though. Titus manages to defeat Nemeroth because the latter forgot to wear a helmet (then again, so does Titus). Shame, too, because he was just at the doorstep of becoming a [[Daemon Prince]].

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Things that Suck: Sucky a bit more

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	* Exterminatus glitching the fuck out.		* Exterminatus glitching the fuck out.
	* The bolter behaves like a generic assault rifle. Orks will take like 10 shots to die. Fire warrior (shudders) remains the only 40k game to get the bolter right.		* The bolter behaves like a generic assault rifle. Orks will take like 10 shots to die. Fire warrior (shudders) remains the only 40k game to get the bolter right.
			* Ranged and Melee damage do not correlate, meaning switching between the 2 on a single target is an useless endeavor despite it looking sick as fuck
	*Said Anniversity Edition now made it priced at $60 USD, overpriced considering that it released 10 years ago		*Said Anniversity Edition now made it priced at $60 USD, overpriced considering that it released 10 years ago

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Things that Suck

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	* Explaining things to the newbs.		* Explaining things to the newbs.
	*<strike>There is NOBODY in fucking multiplayer, seriously, I've fucking waited for hours.</strike> NOT ANYMORE. The free giveaway have given new life to the multiplayer, with a small but loyal fanbase playing practically every day.		*<strike>There is NOBODY in fucking multiplayer, seriously, I've fucking waited for hours.</strike> NOT ANYMORE. The free giveaway have given new life to the multiplayer, with a small but loyal fanbase playing practically every day.
	* They wanted to cast Sean Pertwee (Who played Governor Severus in Fire Warrior) as one of the characters, but they already had enough VA's. Not having Sean Pertwee in a Warhammer game, or film, is just plain wrong (though they do express desire to cast him in a possible sequel). '''UNFORTUNATELY!''' <s>THQ said that there won't be a sequel. [[Rage\|FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!]]</s> <s>There might be a sequel, apparently, but only if THQ doesn't collapse in on itself like a super-massive star due to all its debt.</s> </s> THQ just went belly-up. The sequel's destiny is now in the hands of Sega....Emperor preserve us all. </s> And he has heard our prayers! it's happening, bois!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!		* They wanted to cast Sean Pertwee (Who played Governor Severus in Fire Warrior) as one of the characters, but they already had enough VA's. Not having Sean Pertwee in a Warhammer game, or film, is just plain wrong (though they do express desire to cast him in a possible sequel). '''UNFORTUNATELY!''' <s>THQ said that there won't be a sequel. [[Rage\|FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!]]</s> <s>There might be a sequel, apparently, but only if THQ doesn't collapse in on itself like a super-massive star due to all its debt.</s> </s>THQ just went belly-up. The sequel's destiny is now in the hands of Sega....Emperor preserve us all.</s> And he has heard our prayers! it's happening, bois!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
	* Another 40k game about some Space Marine snowflake. See Ultrasmurfs. But on the bright side, only Leandros acts like the generic Mary sue Ultramarine, Titus and Sidonus are more-or-less likable, even by those with a slight distaste for the Ultramarines.		* Another 40k game about some Space Marine snowflake. See Ultrasmurfs. But on the bright side, only Leandros acts like the generic Mary sue Ultramarine, Titus and Sidonus are more-or-less likable, even by those with a slight distaste for the Ultramarines.
	* Not enough choppy. For a game that relies a lot on melee combat, not a lot of actual melee weapons to go around, only a knife (Which you can only use at the beginning of the game), chainsword, power axe, and thunder hammer and additionally, sync-kills are fairly limited for each one and starts to get "meh" after a few playthroughs. Given 40K's extensive armory of choppy choppas, you would think Relic could include more things like more power swords, fists and claws, eviscerator chainswords (And a large two-handed, flamer-toting chainsword would have been emprah-like to have), or just more sync-kills for said 4 weapons so players would have more variety in the amount of gore present.		* Not enough choppy. For a game that relies a lot on melee combat, not a lot of actual melee weapons to go around, only a knife (Which you can only use at the beginning of the game), chainsword, power axe, and thunder hammer and additionally, sync-kills are fairly limited for each one and starts to get "meh" after a few playthroughs. Given 40K's extensive armory of choppy choppas, you would think Relic could include more things like more power swords, fists and claws, eviscerator chainswords (And a large two-handed, flamer-toting chainsword would have been emprah-like to have), or just more sync-kills for said 4 weapons so players would have more variety in the amount of gore present.