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	== History ==		== History ==
	See, Gutsmek was originally just some [[Mekboy]] in an [[Evil Sunz]] klan who suddenly became interested in the Kult of Speed and thought that being faster than all get-out was zoggin' awesome. Unfortunately for him, though, those other [[Ork Boy\|boyz]] accused him of cheating in a race, causing him to do the only sensible thing one could in that situation; destroy his entire village with his dakkacannons before driving off into the sunset. Without a proper group, he became a solo biker.		See, Gutsmek was originally just some [[Mekboy]] in an [[Evil Sunz]] klan who suddenly became interested in the Kult of Speed and thought that being faster than all get-out was zoggin' awesome. Unfortunately for him, though, those other [[Ork Boy\|boyz]] accused him of cheating in a race, causing him to do the only sensible thing one could in that situation; destroy his entire village with his dakkacannons before driving off into the sunset. Without a proper group, he became a solo biker.

	Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless [[WAAAGH\|waaghs]] and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed [[Painboy\|Painboyz]] who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough [[Toof\|teef]]. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.		Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless [[WAAAGH\|waaghs]] and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed [[Painboy\|Painboyz]] who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough [[Toof\|teef]]. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.

	Among his legendary feats was single-handedly totaling an Imperial [[Titan]], destroying it and then taking the skulls of the Princeps (which were still on fire from the wreckage, by the way) and then sticking them on top of his bike because there's no way by [[Gork]] or [[Mork]] that could ever be repeated (see [[Ufthak Blackhawk]])		Among his legendary feats was single-handedly totaling an Imperial [[Titan]], destroying it and then taking the skulls of the Princeps (which were still on fire from the wreckage, by the way) and then sticking them on top of his bike because there's no way by [[Gork]] or [[Mork]] that could ever be repeated (see [[Ufthak Blackhawk]]).

	One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].		One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].
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	== Tabletop ==		== Tabletop ==

	Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition, or 8th, OR EVEN 9TH, dammit). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaw]]. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork [[Warbikers\|Warbikerz]] in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the [[Speed Freek]] dream.		Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition, or 8th, OR EVEN 9TH, dammit). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaw]]. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork [[Warbikers\|Warbikerz]] in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the [[Speed Freek]] dream.

	[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

2607:FB90:2262:C319:F531:244E:5500:46D1: /* Tabletop */ he's not in 9th edition either

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Tabletop: he's not in 9th edition either

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	== Tabletop ==		== Tabletop ==

	Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition~~)(Or~~ 8th~~. So far~~). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaw]]. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork [[Warbikers\|Warbikerz]] in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the [[Speed Freek]] dream.		Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition, or 8th, OR EVEN 9TH, dammit). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaw]]. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork [[Warbikers\|Warbikerz]] in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the [[Speed Freek]] dream.

	[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

2001:8003:8419:8400:1089:8E52:3182:89C1 at 12:38, 18 March 2022

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	== History ==		== History ==
	See, Gutsmek was originally just some [[Mekboy]] in an [[Evil Sunz]] klan who suddenly became interested in the Kult of Speed and thought that being faster than all get-out was zoggin' awesome. Unfortunately for him, though, those other [[Ork Boy\|boyz]] ~~thought that he was full~~ of ~~[[grot]]-dung and kicked~~ him ~~out of~~ the ~~Klan~~. Without a proper group, he became a solo biker.		See, Gutsmek was originally just some [[Mekboy]] in an [[Evil Sunz]] klan who suddenly became interested in the Kult of Speed and thought that being faster than all get-out was zoggin' awesome. Unfortunately for him, though, those other [[Ork Boy\|boyz]] accused him of cheating in a race, causing him to do the only sensible thing one could in that situation; destroy his entire village with his dakkacannons before driving off into the sunset. Without a proper group, he became a solo biker.

	Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless [[WAAAGH\|waaghs]] and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed [[Painboy\|Painboyz]] who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough [[Toof\|teef]]. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.		Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless [[WAAAGH\|waaghs]] and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed [[Painboy\|Painboyz]] who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough [[Toof\|teef]]. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.
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	One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].		One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].

			In recent lore he has launched the biggest Speedwaaagh! in the galaxy, and his reputation has grown to the point where has become a kind of mythical figure for all Speed Freeks in the galaxy. Waaagh! Gutsmek's path cuts directly through the Segmentum Solar, and is so close to Terra that the Dread Host of the [[Adeptus Custodes]] are trying to stop him.

	== Tabletop ==		== Tabletop ==

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	== History ==		== History ==
	See, Gutsmek was originally just some [[Mekboy]] in an Evil Sunz klan who suddenly became interested in the Kult of Speed and thought that being faster than all get-out was zoggin' awesome. Unfortunately for him, though, those other boyz thought that he was full of grot-dung and kicked him out of the Klan. Without a proper group, he became a solo biker.		See, Gutsmek was originally just some [[Mekboy]] in an [[Evil Sunz]] klan who suddenly became interested in the Kult of Speed and thought that being faster than all get-out was zoggin' awesome. Unfortunately for him, though, those other [[Ork Boy\|boyz]] thought that he was full of [[grot]]-dung and kicked him out of the Klan. Without a proper group, he became a solo biker.

	Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless waaghs and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed Painboyz who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough teef. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.		Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless [[WAAAGH\|waaghs]] and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed [[Painboy\|Painboyz]] who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough [[Toof\|teef]]. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.

	Among his legendary feats was single-handedly totaling an Imperial [[Titan]], destroying it and then taking the skulls of the Princeps (which were still on fire from the wreckage, by the way) and then sticking them on top of his bike because there's no way by [[Gork]] or [[Mork]] that could ever be repeated (see ~~Uftak black hawk~~)		Among his legendary feats was single-handedly totaling an Imperial [[Titan]], destroying it and then taking the skulls of the Princeps (which were still on fire from the wreckage, by the way) and then sticking them on top of his bike because there's no way by [[Gork]] or [[Mork]] that could ever be repeated (see [[Ufthak Blackhawk]])

	One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].		One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].
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	== Tabletop ==		== Tabletop ==

	Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition)(Or 8th. So far). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a ~~power klaw~~. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork ~~warbikerz~~ in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the Speed Freek dream.		Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition)(Or 8th. So far). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a [[Power weapon#Power Klaw\|Power Klaw]]. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork [[Warbikers\|Warbikerz]] in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the [[Speed Freek]] dream.

	[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]		[[Category: Warhammer 40,000]]

1.42.177.204: The article claimed it would not be repeated, but of course a similar stunt was pulled later by one Uftak Black Hawk

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The article claimed it would not be repeated, but of course a similar stunt was pulled later by one Uftak Black Hawk

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	Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless waaghs and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed Painboyz who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough teef. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.		Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless waaghs and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed Painboyz who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough teef. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called '''The Bike of the Aporkalypse'''.

	Among his legendary feats was single-handedly totaling an Imperial [[Titan]], destroying it and then taking the skulls of the Princeps (which were still on fire from the wreckage, by the way) and then sticking them on top of his bike because there's no way by [[Gork]] or [[Mork]] that could ever be repeated.		Among his legendary feats was single-handedly totaling an Imperial [[Titan]], destroying it and then taking the skulls of the Princeps (which were still on fire from the wreckage, by the way) and then sticking them on top of his bike because there's no way by [[Gork]] or [[Mork]] that could ever be repeated (see Uftak black hawk)

	One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].		One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].

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	One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].		One bit of lore had him trying to create a portal network that would be [[Awesome\|an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other]].

	==Tabletop==		== Tabletop ==

	Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition)(Or 8th. So far). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a power klaw. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork warbikerz in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the Speed Freek dream.		Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition)(Or 8th. So far). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a power klaw. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork warbikerz in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the Speed Freek dream.

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	[[File: Wazdakka Gutsmek.jpeg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|An inspiration for [[Speed Freek\|Speed Freeks]] everywhere.]]		[[File: Wazdakka Gutsmek.jpeg\|200px\|thumb\|right\|An inspiration for [[Speed Freek\|Speed Freeks]] everywhere.]]
	'''Wazdakka Gutsmek''' is the [[Ork]] version of [[Doomrider]]: an unkillable, drugged-up, insane, godlike biker that really, ''really'' likes to go fast.		'''Wazdakka Gutsmek''' is the [[Ork]] version of [[Doomrider]]: an unkillable, drugged-up, insane, godlike biker that really, ''really'' likes [[Sonic the Hedgehog\|to go fast]].

	== History ==		== History ==
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	==Tabletop==		==Tabletop==
	Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition)(Or 8th. So far). He comes with a Big Mek statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a power klaw. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork warbikerz in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the Speed Freek dream.		Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition)(Or 8th. So far). He comes with a [[Big Mek]] statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a power klaw. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork warbikerz in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the Speed Freek dream.

	{{Ork-Gitz}}		{{Ork-Gitz}}

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	==Tabletop==		==Tabletop==
	Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition)(Or 8th. So far). He comes with a Big Mek statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a power klaw. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike~~'s are~~ capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork warbikerz in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the Speed Freek dream.		Wazdakka was an HQ special character from the 4th Edition Orks codex (who, sadly, does not return in 7th edition)(Or 8th. So far). He comes with a Big Mek statline and all of the gubbinz that come with it, as well as a power klaw. The major draw for taking him, however, is his Bike of the Aporkalypse, a badass bike indeed. The bike is capable of firing 4 S8 shots ''after turbo boosting'' (with the option of firing one S8 AP2 super shot), giving him an absolutely retarded amount of mobility and firepower. But that's not all! Wazdakka's insane reflexes allow him to allocate wounds to his unit on a 6, letting him pull stunts straight out of the Matrix. Finally, and perhaps his best ability, is that he can make all Ork warbikerz in your army '''TROOPS''' instead of Fast Attack, enabling all-bike armies and living the Speed Freek dream.

	{{Ork-Gitz}}		{{Ork-Gitz}}