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	{{Topquote\|The scale of the enemy woe machines is almost unimaginable, the sheer cruelty... extraordinary: great flywheels fixed with blades, scissoring jaws, vast wheels designed purely for crushing, insectoid crawlers breathing flame from draconian snouts. They are the mechanisms of an insane torturer made real and magnified to giant proportions. The Imperial Guard is many things, but in the end, it is only flesh and bone and blood, and these... are fashioned simply to strip and rend and break those mortal substances quite utterly.\|Marshal Blackwood, 757.M41, in his private journal}}		{{Topquote\|The scale of the enemy woe machines is almost unimaginable, the sheer cruelty... extraordinary: great flywheels fixed with blades, scissoring jaws, vast wheels designed purely for crushing, insectoid crawlers breathing flame from draconian snouts. They are the mechanisms of an insane torturer made real and magnified to giant proportions. The Imperial Guard is many things, but in the end, it is only flesh and bone and blood, and these... are fashioned simply to strip and rend and break those mortal substances quite utterly.\|Marshal Blackwood, 757.M41, in his private journal}}

	Not to be confused with "The Engine of Woes", one of the [[Vulkan\|Primarch Vulkan's]] artifact. Or...[[Grimdark\|is it?]]		Not to be confused with "The Engine of Woes", one of the [[Vulkan\|Primarch Vulkan's]] artifact. Or...[[Grimdark\|is it?]]

	Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and supersize it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.		Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and supersize it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.
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	*'''Crew:''' 0-1 crew; approx		*'''Crew:''' 0-1 crew; approx
	==Overview==		==Overview==
	They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up. To clarify the previous statement, this particular battle was a three month long engagement between a nearly full strength Titan squadron (led by Emperor Titan ''Imperious Corporalis'') and Asphodel's Woe Machines. Once the battle was over, more troopers needed support for dealing with PTSD than actually needed treatment for physical wounds, which makes a certain amount of sense. The guns on a Titan tend to not leave very many wounded behind...		They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up. To clarify the previous statement, this particular battle was a three month long engagement between a nearly full strength Titan squadron (led by Emperor Titan ''Imperious Corporalis'') and Asphodel's Woe Machines. Once the battle was over, more troopers needed support for dealing with PTSD than actually needed treatment for physical wounds, which makes a certain amount of sense. The guns on a Titan tend to not leave very many wounded behind...

	Still later, Asphodel produced several new woe machines from the manufactories of Hive Ferrozoica on Verghast, where the Heritor mobilized the city's entire population to exterminate its neighbor, Vervunhive.		Still later, Asphodel produced several new woe machines from the manufactories of Hive Ferrozoica on Verghast, where the Heritor mobilized the city's entire population to exterminate its neighbor, Vervunhive.
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	As it turns out, Heritor Asphodel was not the only person able to create Woe Machines. Anarch Sek was able to create them too, although his methods were a hell of a lot more subtle, making them undetectable sleeper agents that could then turn into a daemonic shadowy buzzsaw when given the order. Given how long two of them were hidden in plain sight in Imperial forces, there could be many more out there...		As it turns out, Heritor Asphodel was not the only person able to create Woe Machines. Anarch Sek was able to create them too, although his methods were a hell of a lot more subtle, making them undetectable sleeper agents that could then turn into a daemonic shadowy buzzsaw when given the order. Given how long two of them were hidden in plain sight in Imperial forces, there could be many more out there...

	More recent works in the Gaunt's Ghosts and Seige of Terra series have revealed that a Woe Machine is a catch-all term for chaos infused sentient war-machine. Daemon robots, basically.		More recent works in the Gaunt's Ghosts and Seige of Terra series have revealed that a Woe Machine is a catch-all term for chaos infused sentient war-machine. Daemon robots, basically.

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2600:6C46:6F00:136F:314C:8C9C:8341:958A at 06:35, 12 February 2022

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	*'''Crew:''' 0-1 crew; approx		*'''Crew:''' 0-1 crew; approx
	==Overview==		==Overview==
	They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up.		They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up. To clarify the previous statement, this particular battle was a three month long engagement between a nearly full strength Titan squadron (led by Emperor Titan ''Imperious Corporalis'') and Asphodel's Woe Machines. Once the battle was over, more troopers needed support for dealing with PTSD than actually needed treatment for physical wounds, which makes a certain amount of sense. The guns on a Titan tend to not leave very many wounded behind...

	Still later, Asphodel produced several new woe machines from the manufactories of Hive Ferrozoica on Verghast, where the Heritor mobilized the city's entire population to exterminate its neighbor, Vervunhive.		Still later, Asphodel produced several new woe machines from the manufactories of Hive Ferrozoica on Verghast, where the Heritor mobilized the city's entire population to exterminate its neighbor, Vervunhive.

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	As it turns out, Heritor Asphodel was not the only person able to create Woe Machines. Anarch Sek was able to create them too, although his methods were a hell of a lot more subtle, making them undetectable sleeper agents that could then turn into a daemonic shadowy buzzsaw when given the order. Given how long two of them were hidden in plain sight in Imperial forces, there could be many more out there...		As it turns out, Heritor Asphodel was not the only person able to create Woe Machines. Anarch Sek was able to create them too, although his methods were a hell of a lot more subtle, making them undetectable sleeper agents that could then turn into a daemonic shadowy buzzsaw when given the order. Given how long two of them were hidden in plain sight in Imperial forces, there could be many more out there...

			More recent works in the Gaunt's Ghosts and Seige of Terra series have revealed that a Woe Machine is a catch-all term for chaos infused sentient war-machine. Daemon robots, basically.

	{{Chaos Space Marines}}		{{Chaos Space Marines}}
	[[Category:Vehicles]]		[[Category:Vehicles]]
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1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 09:55, 21 June 2021

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	Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and supersize it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.		Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and supersize it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.

	'''Height:''' 14-17m; approx		*'''Height:''' 14-17m; approx
	*'''Mass:''' 500-650 tonnes; approx		*'''Mass:''' 500-650 tonnes; approx
	*'''Crew:''' 0-1 crew; approx		*'''Crew:''' 0-1 crew; approx

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 09:52, 21 June 2021

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	Not to be confused with "The Engine of Woes", one of the [[Vulkan\|Primarch Vulkan's]] artifact. Or...[[Grimdark\|is it?]]		Not to be confused with "The Engine of Woes", one of the [[Vulkan\|Primarch Vulkan's]] artifact. Or...[[Grimdark\|is it?]]

	Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and ~~super size~~ it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.		Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and supersize it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.

	'''Height:''' 14-17m; approx		'''Height:''' 14-17m; approx
			*'''Mass:''' 500-650 tonnes; approx
			*'''Crew:''' 0-1 crew; approx
	==Overview==		==Overview==
	They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up.		They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up.

1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 02:32, 26 October 2020

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	Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and super size it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.		Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and super size it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.

			'''Height:''' 14-17m; approx
			==Overview==
	They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up.		They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up.

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2600:1006:B101:11B7:9128:2814:F8FF:813C at 20:44, 14 April 2020

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	{{Topquote\|The scale of the enemy woe machines is almost unimaginable, the sheer cruelty... extraordinary: great flywheels fixed with blades, scissoring jaws, vast wheels designed purely for crushing, insectoid crawlers breathing flame from draconian snouts. They are the mechanisms of an insane torturer made real and magnified to giant proportions. The Imperial Guard is many things, but in the end, it is only flesh and bone and blood, and these... are fashioned simply to strip and rend and break those mortal substances quite utterly.\|Marshal Blackwood, 757.M41, in his private journal}}		{{Topquote\|The scale of the enemy woe machines is almost unimaginable, the sheer cruelty... extraordinary: great flywheels fixed with blades, scissoring jaws, vast wheels designed purely for crushing, insectoid crawlers breathing flame from draconian snouts. They are the mechanisms of an insane torturer made real and magnified to giant proportions. The Imperial Guard is many things, but in the end, it is only flesh and bone and blood, and these... are fashioned simply to strip and rend and break those mortal substances quite utterly.\|Marshal Blackwood, 757.M41, in his private journal}}

	Not to be confused with "The Engine of Woes", one of the [[Vulkan\|Primarch Vulkan's]] artifact.		Not to be confused with "The Engine of Woes", one of the [[Vulkan\|Primarch Vulkan's]] artifact. Or...[[Grimdark\|is it?]]

	Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and super size it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.		Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and super size it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.

1d4chan>SirSprinkles at 01:32, 12 May 2019

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	Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and super size it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.		Woe Machines are what happens when you give the forces of Chaos the concept of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BattleBots battlebots] and super size it to rival [[Titans]] and super-heavies. They were created by Heritor Asphodel during the lovely clusterfuck known as the Sabbat Worlds Crusade.

	They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine....what!?]] We are not making this shit up.		They were first encountered on Ashek II and to give you how terrifying they were, the local Imperial Guard stationed there and their leader in charge, Marshal Blackwood transmitted urgent pleas to Warmaster Slaydo for Titan reinforcements. And instead of a scene of pure [[Awesome\|awesomesauce]] of two giant machines battling out, [[Wat\|the Guardsmen being totally out of character for them, was instead traumatized by the machine... what!?]] We are not making this shit up.

	Still later, Asphodel produced several new woe machines from the manufactories of Hive Ferrozoica on Verghast, where the Heritor mobilized the city's entire population to exterminate its neighbor, Vervunhive.		Still later, Asphodel produced several new woe machines from the manufactories of Hive Ferrozoica on Verghast, where the Heritor mobilized the city's entire population to exterminate its neighbor, Vervunhive.
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	Of course, from the aforementioned blurb, it's possible that "Woe Machine" may in fact be nothing more than a generic term used for Titan-scale [[Daemon Engine]]s by Imperials who had no idea what they were looking at.		Of course, from the aforementioned blurb, it's possible that "Woe Machine" may in fact be nothing more than a generic term used for Titan-scale [[Daemon Engine]]s by Imperials who had no idea what they were looking at.

	As it turns out, Heritor Asphodel was not the only person able to create Woe Machines. Anarch Sek was able to create them too, although his methods were a hell of a lot more subtle, making them undetectable sleeper agents that could then turn into a daemonic shadowy buzzsaw when given the order. Given how long two of them were hidden in plain sight in Imperial forces, there could be many more out there..		As it turns out, Heritor Asphodel was not the only person able to create Woe Machines. Anarch Sek was able to create them too, although his methods were a hell of a lot more subtle, making them undetectable sleeper agents that could then turn into a daemonic shadowy buzzsaw when given the order. Given how long two of them were hidden in plain sight in Imperial forces, there could be many more out there...

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	[[Category:Vehicles]]		[[Category:Vehicles]]