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	==Tabletop==		==Tabletop==

	The Furioso Dreadnoughts aren't the only melee specialist dreads now. Only has a single storm bolter or heavy flamer as standard, but its paired axe and wolf claw make it a death machine in melee and it can re-roll failed charges. Going for single-wound infantry? Flamer and axe, since he gets to swing eight times with it. Going for anything else? Flamer and claw, since you re-roll failed to-wounds and always deal 3 damage in assault.		The Furioso Dreadnoughts aren't the only melee specialist dreads now. Only has a single storm bolter or heavy flamer as standard, but its paired axe and wolf claw make it a death machine in melee and it can re-roll failed charges. Going for single-wound infantry? Flamer and axe, since he gets to swing eight times with it. Going for anything else? Flamer and claw, since you re-roll failed to-wounds and always deal 3 damage in assault.

	Be careful about which armies you pit him against. He's not that good compared to the Forgeworld Dreadnoughts. While the axe is a more expensive Power Fist. His save isn't that great either. Save points for Murderfang or a Chaplain Dread if you want a melee monster.		Be careful about which armies you pit him against. He's not that good compared to the Forgeworld Dreadnoughts. While the axe is a more expensive Power Fist. His save isn't that great either. Save points for Murderfang or a Chaplain Dread if you want a melee monster.

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1d4chan>Derpysaurus at 03:22, 20 May 2021

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	[[File:WulfenDreadnought.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|No one can escape the grimdark fate of turning into a [[Furry\|fursona]]. NO ONE!]]		[[File:WulfenDreadnought.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|No one can escape the grimdark fate of turning into a [[Furry\|fursona]]. NO ONE!]]
	[[Lolwut\|A werewolf Dreadnought]]. We wish we were joking, but this is exactly what the [[Wulfen]] Dreadnought is. This piece of unit is one walking chunk of [[Tzeentch\|contradictions]] and just plain [[Wat]]. The Space Wolves have their heads shoved so up the ass on canid fetishes that even in death, ~~they~~ Wulfen curse gets a hold on some of them and transform them into a [[furry]]. [[Lolwut\|No, we are not making this shit up,]] [[Fail\|it is as sad as one can imagine.]]		[[Lolwut\|A werewolf Dreadnought]]. We wish we were joking, but this is exactly what the [[Wulfen]] Dreadnought is. This piece of unit is one walking chunk of [[Tzeentch\|contradictions]] and just plain [[Wat]]. The Space Wolves have their heads shoved so up the ass on canid fetishes that even in death, the Wulfen curse gets a hold on some of them and transform them into a [[furry]]. [[Lolwut\|No, we are not making this shit up,]] [[Fail\|it is as sad as one can imagine.]]

	==Wait? What! How!?==		==Wait? What! How!?==

104.220.162.108: /* Wait? What! How!? */ I'm assuming you did NOT want an onamotopoiea for masturbation there!

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	Yeah. So apparently the whole 'conquering the beast within you' ~~shlick~~ of the Canis Helix is all [[Bullshit]]. When a Space Wolf initiate successfully subdues the curse on becoming a four legged yiffer, they theoretically conquer it permanently even when entombed in a Dreadnought. But for some...''unfortunate'' Space Wolves, the Canis Helix within them was not permanently resisted, instead these Wolves temporarily made these genes dormant. So when their body becomes too weak to sustain the injuries and are entombed in a Sarcophagi...[[RIP AND TEAR\|all Hell breaks loose.]]		Yeah. So apparently the whole 'conquering the beast within you' schtick of the Canis Helix is all [[Bullshit]]. When a Space Wolf initiate successfully subdues the curse on becoming a four legged yiffer, they theoretically conquer it permanently even when entombed in a Dreadnought. But for some...''unfortunate'' Space Wolves, the Canis Helix within them was not permanently resisted, instead these Wolves temporarily made these genes dormant. So when their body becomes too weak to sustain the injuries and are entombed in a Sarcophagi...[[RIP AND TEAR\|all Hell breaks loose.]]

	How and why this happens...we have no idea. But it is pretty damned embarrassing, especially when you consider that the [[Wulfen]] is one of the most closely guarded secrets of the [[Space Wolves]], so having one of your Venerable Dreadnoughts suddenly go up and running on all fours and shagging the nearest lamp post is gonna create a ''ton'' of questions. How the Space Wolves excuse this blatant [[Heresy]] when one of their giant METHUL BAWKS starts to growl at the nearest [[Inquisitor]], we have no fucking clue.		How and why this happens...we have no idea. But it is pretty damned embarrassing, especially when you consider that the [[Wulfen]] is one of the most closely guarded secrets of the [[Space Wolves]], so having one of your Venerable Dreadnoughts suddenly go up and running on all fours and shagging the nearest lamp post is gonna create a ''ton'' of questions. How the Space Wolves excuse this blatant [[Heresy]] when one of their giant METHUL BAWKS starts to growl at the nearest [[Inquisitor]], we have no fucking clue.

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	How and why this happens...we have no idea. But it is pretty damned embarrassing, especially when you consider that the [[Wulfen]] is one of the most closely guarded secrets of the [[Space Wolves]], so having one of your Venerable Dreadnoughts suddenly go up and running on all fours and shagging the nearest lamp post is gonna create a ''ton'' of questions. How the Space Wolves excuse this blatant [[Heresy]] when one of their giant METHUL BAWKS starts to growl at the nearest [[Inquisitor]], we have no fucking clue.		How and why this happens...we have no idea. But it is pretty damned embarrassing, especially when you consider that the [[Wulfen]] is one of the most closely guarded secrets of the [[Space Wolves]], so having one of your Venerable Dreadnoughts suddenly go up and running on all fours and shagging the nearest lamp post is gonna create a ''ton'' of questions. How the Space Wolves excuse this blatant [[Heresy]] when one of their giant METHUL BAWKS starts to growl at the nearest [[Inquisitor]], we have no fucking clue.

	So when a Dreadnought loses its shit, the [[Iron Priest\|Iron Priests]] have to refit the machine to better reflect its new condition. Because of this, their typical weaponry is replaced with close-range weapons such as Fenrisian axes and ~~great~~ Wolf Claws.		So when a Dreadnought loses its shit, the [[Iron Priest\|Iron Priests]] have to refit the machine to better reflect its new condition. Because of this, their typical weaponry is replaced with close-range weapons such as [[Power weapon#Fenrisian Great Axe\|Fenrisian axes]] and [[Power weapon#Dreadnought Power Claw\|Great Wolf Claws.]]

	[[Tl;dr]], the [[Space Wolves]] version of the [[Blood Angels]] [[Death Company Dreadnought]].		[[Tl;dr]], the [[Space Wolves]] version of the [[Blood Angels]] [[Death Company Dreadnought]].

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1d4chan>Death Korps of Krieg Soldier at 21:59, 5 July 2020

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	[[File:WulfenDreadnought.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|No one can escape the grimdark fate of turning into a [[Furry\|fursona]]. NO ONE!]]		[[File:WulfenDreadnought.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|No one can escape the grimdark fate of turning into a [[Furry\|fursona]]. NO ONE!]]
	[[Lolwut\|A werewolf Dreadnought]]. We wish we were joking, but this is exactly what the [[Wulfen]] Dreadnought is. This piece of unit is one walking chunk of [[Tzeentch\|contradictions]] and just plain [[Wat]]. The Space Wolves have their heads shoved so up the ass on canid fetishes that even in death, they Wulfen curse gets a hold on some of them and transform them into a [[furry]]. [[Lolwut\|No, we are not making this shit up,]] [[Fail\|it is as sad as one can imagine.]]		[[Lolwut\|A werewolf Dreadnought]]. We wish we were joking, but this is exactly what the [[Wulfen]] Dreadnought is. This piece of unit is one walking chunk of [[Tzeentch\|contradictions]] and just plain [[Wat]]. The Space Wolves have their heads shoved so up the ass on canid fetishes that even in death, they Wulfen curse gets a hold on some of them and transform them into a [[furry]]. [[Lolwut\|No, we are not making this shit up,]] [[Fail\|it is as sad as one can imagine.]]

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	[[File:WulfenDreadnought.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|No one can escape the grimdark fate of turning into a [[Furry\|fursona]]. NO ONE!]]		[[File:WulfenDreadnought.jpg\|300px\|right\|thumb\|No one can escape the grimdark fate of turning into a [[Furry\|fursona]]. NO ONE!]]
	[[Lolwut\|A werewolf Dreadnought]]. We wish we were joking, but this is exactly what the [[Wulfen]] Dreadnought is. This piece of unit is one walking chunk of [[Tzeentch\|contradictions]] and just plain [[Wat]]. The Space Wolves have their heads shoved so up the ass on canid fetishes that even in death, they Wulfen curse gets a hold on some of them and transform them into a furry. [[Lolwut\|No, we are not making this shit up,]] [[Fail\|it is as sad as one can imagine.]]		[[Lolwut\|A werewolf Dreadnought]]. We wish we were joking, but this is exactly what the [[Wulfen]] Dreadnought is. This piece of unit is one walking chunk of [[Tzeentch\|contradictions]] and just plain [[Wat]]. The Space Wolves have their heads shoved so up the ass on canid fetishes that even in death, they Wulfen curse gets a hold on some of them and transform them into a [[furry]]. [[Lolwut\|No, we are not making this shit up,]] [[Fail\|it is as sad as one can imagine.]]

	==Wait? What! How!?==		==Wait? What! How!?==