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[[File:Kommando komputah.jpg|300px|thumb|right|A /k/omrade sitting at his /k/omputer.]]


{{topquote|Don't eat the brownies|a good piece of advice when meeting /k/ommandos IRL}}
Bunch of crazy motherfuckers who have a thing for [[Dakka|guns]] and [[Choppa|blades]], their heresy is clips and gun laws, and their archenemies are Feinstein and Hillary. They are also obsessed with [[Slaanesh|traps]]. These fuckers will bring up ideas and do stupid shit that is somewhere between [[All Guardsmen Party]] and [[Orks|retarded British space hillbillies]].
/k/ loves the WH40K universe, given it's theme and weapons. They find it easy to appreciate the weaponry of 40k be anything from contemporary [[stubber]]s (no shit, they like [[firearm|guns]]), [[flamer]]s, and [[autogun]]s to the futuristic [[lasgun]]s, [[hellgun]]s, [[Melta]]s, [[Plasma]] guns, [[Bolter]]s, all the way up to space battleship weaponry like the [[Nova Cannon]], [[Lance]]s, and broadside cannons. This isn't to forget the appreciation they have the gear that the [[Imperial Guard]] and [[Space Marines]] pack (like [[Power Armor]] and Carapace armor, as well as those of other factions. Most will appreciate Imperial Guard regiments, from the WWI/WWII style [[Death Korps of Krieg]] to the manly [[Catachan Jungle Fighters]] to the highly tactical, well equipped, and elite [[Harakoni Warhawks]], [[Militarum Tempestus]] and Kasrkin. Given their appreciation of common sense (for the most part), they'd probably appreciate the [[Raptors (Chapter)]], [[Raven Guard]], and [[Reasonable Marines]].
As with that, they also love the Fallout series and aren't beyond the enjoyment of /k/ related /tg/ topics.
They also unironically worship the 2nd amendment. As a result, they are one of the main causes of mass shootings, rivaled only by [[/pol/]] as much as they try to deny it.
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File:Zergface.PNG|Zergface, /k/'s mascot.
File:Stormbolter IRL.jpg|How to make your very own Stormbolter
File:-k-'s magic fun house.jpg| Art of the Traps, by /k/
File:Our_Lord_and_Savior.jpg| /k/'s god. Which they admit they stole from Khorne.[https://kweapons.fandom.com/wiki/Glorious_Murder_Cube]]
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