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| [[Image:Quest Confrontation.png|thumb|Right|DorfQuest's Beardbeard versus RubyQuest's Tom. Nothing will ever be manlier.]]
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| '''Quests''' were originally a type of thread that involves a [[drawfag]] essentially DM'ing for the entirety of /tg/. There is an iconic main [[character]] that /tg/ shouts commands at, and the drawfag decides which action would make most sense for the character. The end result is a highly interactive game akin to free-form [[roleplaying]], Choose Your Own Adventure books, and Point and Click computer games. Lately, almost no quests have drawfaggotry provided by the actual person running the quest (Questgiver). That, however, has freed writefags who can;t draw up to run quests of their own.
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| Every quest goes on suptg with the tag 'Collective Game,' and so can easily be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Collective%20Game here].
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| After quests were declared to be completely in line with /tg/, some people decided to leave and found an independent quest board called /tg/chan, but the average quality of quests there is...dangerously low.
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| [http://www.mspaforums.com/forumdisplay.php?85-Forum-Adventures The ''MS Paint Adventures'' forums]] also host a number of quest threads. Some of them (including the main site's current comic, ''Homestuck'') however are self-admitted railroads.
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| ==Extended Quests==
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| ===[[Drew the Lich]]===
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| Drew the [[Lich]] was the very first of these threads, when Drew asked /tg/ for help getting [[adventurer]]s to actually attack his tower. However, while it doesn't take long before Drew the Lich is less about us helping Drew so much as it is a story about Drew, it is still the very first Quest.
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| The Drew threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=drew here.]
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| ===[[Ruby Quest]]===
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| Ruby Quest is a tale of mindfuckery, panic, escape, and horror, as told by Weaver. The main character is a bunny girl named Ruby, who wakes up with no memories whatsoever of her past. The threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Ruby here.]
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| Image:Ruby summary.png|Ruby Quest in a nutshell
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| Image:Ruby_meme.png|How most people find out about Ruby Quest
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| Image:Unwarrantedruby.gif|This is not an uncommon reaction from many of the players.
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| Image:Angry Ruby.jpg|Mother of God
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| </gallery>
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| ===[[Dorf Quest]]===
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| Dorf Quest is a tale of manliness, beardliness, rage, and [[dorf]] vs [[elf]] racial tension, as told by Gnome. The main characters are a Dorf named Beardbeard and a Rogue named Aldwin. The threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dorf%20Quest here.]
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| By all appearances, there will be more characters as time goes on. Beardbeard seems to have recruited an untrustworthy elf for an ally, while the incompetent Aldwin the Rogue is getting much-needed aid from a small girl named Lily and has found a love interest in someone who may very well be.
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| The Aldwin half of the story seems to have more thought put into it than the Beardbeard half, as well as an almost-plot line.
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| Image:Eat Doorshield.png|One of the highlights of Dorf Quest: beheading an elf with a door
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| Image:Aldwin'sTrapsense.png|The rogue Aldwin, who is actually pretty bad at being a rogue.
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| Image:Childus Neckbeardius.png|"Its a training neckbeard," she says.
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| </gallery>
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| ===[[Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life]]===
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| Joan's Joyless Journey is a quest revolving around Joan, a little girl whose life has literally gone to hell, as told by Sir Double Faggot. She hit puberty out of nowhere and has done a ton of stupid stuff such as punching a wall and attempting to use a dead headcrab as a hat. Also, [[Sergal|Sergals]].
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| The threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Joan here.]
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| Image:Hitlerdaddy.png|The first thing that happens is our Hitler-Dad is taken away...
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| Image:Life sucks.png|...And then suddenly life sucks.
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| </gallery>
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| ===Driblis Quest===
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| Driblis Quest has no main article.
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| A quest following the antics of a kobold hatforger. The first successful quest to implement actual mechanics (discounting [[Dorf Quest]]'s half-assed character sheets). May or may not be continued.
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| The threads can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=driblis here.]
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| ===Khorne Quest===
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| A quest following the antics of an illiterate [[Khorne]] Berserker with limited vocabulary, insane strength and superb(or even supernatural) physical abilities. So far, has bashed through multiple walls(oh yeah), parry powerfist using face, doing an assault jump(strike from the skies brothers!), kidnap guardsman, steal commissar hat and lots of BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD/KILL MAIM BURN. Made by a drawfag named Khorga. Currently at part 3.
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| The first thread can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4113143/ here]. The second thread can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/4126947/ here]. Hopefully a proper archive will be arranged at some point in the near future.
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| ===Iron Quest===
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| A quest following the antics of a self-aware vonNeumann machine, a robotic overlord in control of dozens, nay, thousands of drones. Entirely too much time is wasted arguing about what to do with the local humans.
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| ===ZeonQuest===
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| A quest following the antics of an anonymous by the name of David Lister, a Giant Robot pilot for the ''Principality of Zeon'', the nominal bad guys in Japanese shades of grey mecha war anime Mobile Suit Gundam.
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| Some trolls have called for it to go to /m/, under some bizarre pretext that Roleplaying is no longer a /tg/ purview and that longtime namefag questrunner '''I apologised on 4chan''' wouldn't just get told to take it right back to /tg/. Even stranger is their claim that he should be going about killing everyone in the misguided belief that this would somehow make it more enjoyable.
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| Trolls eh?
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| In anycase, the threads are all found here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=zeonquest
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| SIEG ZEON!
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| ===Zerg Quest===
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| This Quest began with the Starcraft Overmind creating '''Cerebrate Anon''' to think outside the box. The questrunner has since taken up namefagging under that name. Fans have named its brood the Hashashin Brood, though Cerebrate Anon never seems to get around to calling it that. The quest has gone from tedious Starcraft sim to horrible rape sim to empire-building wargame and beyond (and back to rape sim, some weeks), with perennial nemesis Kingston, a CREEEEDlike character that outsmarts all of /tg/ about once per week.
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| The quest generally runs every week, Wednesday at about 21:00 servertime. Threads 4 and beyond are available here (with threads 1 - 3 archived, but potluck for tags): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Zerg%20Quest
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| ==One-Shot Quests==
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| ===Knight Quest===
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| Knight Quest has no main article.
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| Knight Quest is the tale of an incompetent knight trying to save the princess from the Evil Villain. Characterized by absurdist humor and, well, more absurdist humor. The thread can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3137478/ here.]
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| ===Blockhead===
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| Blockhead has no main article.
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| Blockhead is pretty similar to KnightQuest in that it is random and frivolous. Made initially as a parody of both the '[[RAILROADING]]' [[troll]]ing and as a fun thing to kill time with, it quickly became the collaborative effort of many different [[drawfag]]s. An amusing adventure. The thread can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3416837/ here.]
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| ===[[Ruby_Quest#JOHN_QUEST:_Side_Story|JohnQuest]]===
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| Click title for the subsection of the Ruby Quest article this got shoved in to.
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| A ridiculous side story told by Weaver about Tom's twin brother John. A must-read. The thread can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3354728/#3354965 here.]
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| ===Grue Quest===
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| Although spammed up the ass by a soulless troll, this quest shows real promise. /tg/ is a grue. It can kill. It found a dead Nazi. It has a grenade.
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| Watch out for trains.
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| Thread can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3924733/ here.]
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| ===RangerQuest===
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| RangerQuest has no main article.
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| The first thread didn't even get archived, guys. What the heck. And the two that were don't have tags.
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| [http://4chan.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3444346/ Thread 2]
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| [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/3454957/ Thread 3]
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| ===Hamburglar Quest===
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| Hamburglar Quest has no main article.
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| A quest in which the hero is a goddamn hamburglar trapped in a room filled with skeletons. And feces. And 50 feet of dental floss. The thread can be found [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=HAMBURGLAR here.]
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| ===Oneshot Quests Gallery===
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| Image:KNIGHTQUEST.jpg|The righteous fury of KNIGHTQUEST.
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| Image:SuperRubyWarsJohn.gif|Thanks I could help bro.
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| </gallery>
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| ==QuestQuest Gallery==
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| QuestQuest is a series of pictures that basically consist of the Quest characters being shoved into the other Quests.
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| Image:Lets work together.png|First image to have all of the main characters brought together.
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| Image:...I thought we were working together gaiz.png|It didn't go so well.
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| Image:JoanRuby.jpg|... :'D
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| Image:Tomhat.jpg|... D':
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| Image:Lets compare.jpg|Red and John compare teeth
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| Image:Never catch me now.jpg
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| Image:LilyJoan.png
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| Image:MushroomForest.gif
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| </gallery>
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