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| Also known as the Emperor's pet psycopaths - at least according to Commissar Cain. Strange how he gets away with this heresy.
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| [[Image:Inquisitors.jpg]]
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| Bet you weren't expecting that.
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| "''Innocence proves nothing.''"
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| <small>Inquisitorial motto</small>
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| The eye that sleepth not.
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| The Inquisition (Let's begin)
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| The Inquisition (Look out, sin)
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| We have a mission
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| To kill all the Xenos (Xenos, Xe-e-nos)
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| We're gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
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| We're gonna help them (See the light)
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| And make an offer that they can't refuse.
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| (That the Xenos just can't refuse)
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| Confess, don't be boring
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| Say yes, don't be dull
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| A fact you're ignoring
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| It's better to lose your schlicktau than your skull (Or your gavalt)
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| The Inquisition (What a show)
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| The Inquisition (Here we go)
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| We know you're wishing that we'd go away
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| But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay
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| The Inquisition (Oh boy)
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| The Inquisition (What joy)
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| The Inquisition (Oi oi)
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| I was posting down in /tg/, I was minding my own business
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| I was about to post some Loli Daemonette.
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| Then these Ordos Hereticus persons plunge in
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| And they throw me in a dungeon
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| And they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
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| Is that considerate?
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| Is that polite?
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| And not a tube of Preparation H in sight.
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| I'm sittin' flickin' daemons
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| And I'm lookin' through the thickens
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| When suddenly these guys break down my walls.
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| I didn't even know them
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| And they grabbed me by the scrotum
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| And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls.
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| Oy, the agony!
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| Ooh, the shame!
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| To make my privates public by a game!
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| The Inquisition (What a show)
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| The Inquisition (Here we go)
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| We know you're wishing that we'd go away
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| But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
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| Hey, Torquemada!
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| What do you say?
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| I just got back from the auto-de-fe,
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| Auto-de-fe? What's the auto-de-fe?
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| It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway!
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| Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay
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| Will you convert?
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| NO NO NO NO!
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| Will you confess?
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| NO NO NO NO!
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| Will you revert?
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| NO NO NO NO!
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| Will you say YES?
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| NO NO NO NO!
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| Now I asked in a nice way
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| I said pretty please
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| I bent their ears
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| Now I'll work on the knees
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| Hey Torquemada
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| Walk this way
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| We got a new game you might want to play!
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| Pull this handle, try your luck
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| Who knows, Torque, you might win a buck! (All right)
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| Put it in the car!
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| (In the car! In the car!)
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| How we doing? Any Heretics confess today?
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| Not a one! Nay Nay Nay!
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| We've flattened their fingers,
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| We've branded their buns.
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| Nothing is working!
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| SEND IN THE BOLTER BITCHES!
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| The Inquisition (What a show)
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| The Inquisition (Here we go)
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| We know you're wishing that we'd go away
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| So come on all you Heretics and you Xenos
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| We got some big news for all of yous
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| You'd better change your point of views today
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| 'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!
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| (bet you weren't expecting that song, either!)
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Daemonhunters]]
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| *[[Witch Hunters]]
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| [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] [[Category:Imperial]]
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