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| :''Thou shalt not refer to the Adepta Sororitas as "Bolter Bitches," nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of their "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
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| [[Image:Sister of D'awwwww.jpg|thumb|right|They aren't actually this cute.]]'''Sisters of Battle''' are essentially [[Warhammer 40k]]'s female equivalent of [[Space Marines]], and are warriors devoted to the [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|Emprah]]. Although they lack the genetic modification of their beefier brethren, they also wear [[pauldrons|power armour]] and are armed mainly with the eponymous [[Bolter]]. The Sisters of Battle are also known as the "Daughters of the Emperor", and officially as the "Adepta Sororitas". They are more colloquially known by players as "Bolter-bitches" or "Nuns with guns".
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| The Sisters of Battle are part of the Ecclesiarchy, the religious arm of Imperial government, and often work closely with the Inquisition. They have somewhat of an obsession with the purifying effects of flame, and generally choose equipment that allows them to cover their enemies with as much holy promethium as possible. This philosophy is most obviously exemplified by the Immolator tank, essentially a modified [[METAL BOXES|Rhino]] with giant flamethrowers stuck on it.
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| They also own a giant mobile organ that sprays missles like a garden hose, yep they do some missle spam too.
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| The Sisters may or may not be giant paedophiles. They also may or may not be flaming lesbians (''Insert Rimshot Here'').
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| The fact that they exist and fail at everything they try is testament to the universal truth that women are inferior to Men.
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| They are played mostly by horny 13 year old boys who dream of being sexually dominated by hawt wimminz. On the other end of the spectrum are such impotent and foolish wimmin who need to GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE KITCHEN known as 'feminists'.
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1426730/ suptg archive about Sisters of Battle and paedophilia].
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{Cg|Sisters|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Sororit as planned.jpg
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| Image:Canoness femdom.jpg
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| Image:Sororita cosplay7.jpg
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| Image:Pedo Sisters.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:MujuLolcron.jpg
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| Image:Sororitas.png
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| Image:Sistergangbang.png|There are not too many men in Adepta Sororitas so they have to improvize.
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| Image:Sororitas strawberries.jpg
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| Image:Sistersnslaanesh.jpg
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| Image:Sisters.jpg|
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| Image:Repentia_1.jpg|Sisters Repentia are supposed to repent.
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| Image:Repentia_2.jpg|Not that they are fanatical about it.
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| Image:1228252747952.jpg|Cum my sisters!
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| Image:1228253984074.jpg|OMNOMNOMNOM
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| Image:1230052783344.png|Awesome Cannoness is [[awesome]].
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| Image:1230051355300.gif|GENESTEALERS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. *But they should*
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| Image:Peachsororitas.jpg|What is this I dont even
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| Image:sister_n_slaaneshi.jpg|Sister in ''deep'' trouble.
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| Image:LolimoNsis.png
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| Image:B0018254_4897156440df9.jpg|
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| Image:1233114472588.png|
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| Image:1227858843066.jpg|Sisters love delicious xeno shota.
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| Image:2nhnnlh.jpg|The lesser known loli chapter.
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| Image:X6eb14.jpg|moar
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| Image:SistervsLeviathan.jpg|
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| </gallery>}}
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| [[category:Imperial]][[Category:Stubs]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
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