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| When a normal person looks at an anteater, they think something between "Aww, how cute" and "So THAT'S what an anteater looks like".
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| What happens when the [[Chaos God]] of [[Slaanesh|pride, perfection, and...physical sensation]] looks at one?
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| Why, the same thing that happens when he/she/it/they/pan looks at a [[Daemonette|lobster]]. [[/d/|Magic happens]].
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| Steeds of Slaanesh are the creatures that the Chaos God Slaanesh in the [[Warhammer Fantasy]], [[Warhammer 40000]], and [[Age of Sigmar]] (before "he" was [[Fail|kidnapped by Elves]]) universes grants to "his" highest ranked followers among the [[Warriors of Chaos|Mortal]] [[Chaos]] devotees (although only in the non-space settings, as [[Chaos Space Marines]] are too fatty in their armor to ride one) and Daemonettes.
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| ==Steeds==
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| Steeds of Slaanesh are creatures resembling a [[Dinosaur|Raptor Dinosaur]] with no arms, no feathers, skin that constantly shifts in color, bulging black eyes, and a VERY long tongue that extends from an elongated snout. Said tongue is covered in tiny razor barbs and secretes toxins that can induce mortals into a death caused by an intense seizure-inducing orgasmic bliss. The tongue is also a VERY sensitive sensory organ which allows the Seeker to taste thoughts and emotions on the air (not chemicals, they are literally tasting your feels and wants).
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| They roam and play in fields made of silver and gold where Slaanesh faps them into being, waiting for a master to claim them and bring them to exotic locations and exciting battles with plenty of tasty feelings and souls.
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| ==Seekers==
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| ===Fluff===
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| ===On The Tabletop===
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| ==Seeker Chariots==
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| ===On The Tabletop===
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| ==Exalted Chariot==
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| ===On The Tabletop===
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| [[Category:Warhammer Fantasy]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]][[Category:Age of Sigmar]][[Category:Chaos]][[Category:Daemons]][[Category:Monstergirls]]
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