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| Black-skinned and white-haired subterranean [[Elf|elves]] who are allergic to sunlight. They produce adamantine equipment(Which falls apart in sunlight, yet is bad-ass underground), take slaves, are ruled by a matriarchy that likes S&M, have magic resistance and hate normal elves. In short, they'd be fucking cool, were it not for the fact that 90% of all player character Drow will be Chaotic Good and be Rebelling Against The Evils Of Their Race, thanks to the raging hard-on underages have on [[Drizzt]]. As a result, even though dark elf pr0n is-- 1. common, 2, totally acceptable given their interests, and 3. totally relevant when somebody asks for dark elf pictures (see 2)-- people still get whiny on tg at anything moderately crude. Sure, we're trying to hold back the tide of cancer, but where dark elves are concerned, it's totally good.
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| [[Eberron]]'s Drow are somewhat different, in that they have gender equality (more or less) and hang out in jungles with the Yuan-Ti. They're still a bunch of racist dicks, though. Some things never change.
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| ===See also===
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| *[[Unified Setting/Drow]] Arctic merchant vikings who ride giant lobsters. But still with black skin and white hair.
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