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| '''Drow''' are black-skinned and white-haired subterranean [[Elf|elves]] who are allergic to sunlight. They produce adamantine equipment(Which falls apart in sunlight, yet is bad-ass underground), take slaves, are ruled by a matriarchy that likes S&M, have magic resistance and hate normal elves. In short, they'd be fucking cool, were it not for the fact that 90% of all player character Drow will be Chaotic Good and be Rebelling Against The Evils Of Their Race, thanks to the raging hard-on underages have on [[Drizzt]]. As a result, even though dark elf pr0n is 1; common, 2; totally acceptable given their interests, and 3; totally relevant when somebody asks for dark elf pictures (see 2) people still get whiny on tg at anything moderately crude. Sure, we're trying to hold back the tide of cancer, but where dark elves are concerned, it's totally good.
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| [[Eberron]]'s Drow are somewhat different, in that they have gender equality (more or less) and hang out in jungles with the Yuan-Ti. They're still a bunch of racist dicks, though. Some things never change.
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| ===See also===
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| *[[Unified Setting/Drow]] Arctic merchant vikings who ride giant lobsters. But still with black skin and white hair.
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