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The life-long goal of [[Macha]] is to enjoy this with someone that isn't a fucking [[Callidus|Callidus Temple Assassin]]. Despite her alleged racism, she would cheerfully fuck a human or Dark Eldar if it meant she didn't have to be a virgin anymore. [[The Final Saga of Macha the Ever-Virgin: Extra Large Heresy|So she did, albeit roughly.]]
Also the goal of many a fa/tg/uy (the ones who aren't frequenters of [[/d/]] at any rate).
It's [[Ultramarines|vanilla]] sex. [[Pretend|Really, there's not a whole lot to say]].
==A [[Meme]] on /d/==
One of the rare few genuinely hilarious memes on /d/, the gist of which is a very simple premise:
* Someone posts a request for Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position between a consenting married couple with the purpose of bonding and procreation.
* /d/ proceeds to scream about how that's absolutely disgusting and how the poster is a sick fuck.
Hilarity through irony ensues.
==Variants==
This meme doesn't have to be completely adhere to the fetish above as the gallery shows below. The core element is that a fetish that is truly vile is recognized for what it is by most users.
==Gallery==
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Image:Hand Holding.jpg|I think I'm going to vomit.
Image:Hand-holding thread.jpg|There is no darker deed than posting this filth someplace wholesome, like /d/.
Image:THE LEWDNESS.gif|If this wasn't censored I could have been offended.
Image:Women who love me.png|/tg/ is supposed to be a work safe board!
File:Sick.png|Images depicting bestiality, guro, scat, or generally seen to be "extreme" in nature are not to be uploaded.

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