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[[Image:Nurgle_hug.JPG|thumb|Grandfather Nurgle loves all of his Children.]]


Chaos God of disease, decay and [[weeaboo|filth]]. He is the only Chaos God with the power of Love. He promises freedom from pain, and the gift of life eternal.  And choking bitches.
Nurgle's chosen are the Plague Marines, who have willingly accepted his myriad plagues, turning them into shambling, bloated zombie-like things that feel no pain. He gets along okay with [[Khorne]] (presumably because his marines are also pretty tough, and the Honor of Warriors/Love of Family thing is close enough) and hates [[Slaanesh]] because Nurgle dreams of becoming a real boy one day. He gets along with [[Tzeentch]], though he is nerdy and annoying, Nurgle has designed bird flu, and when Tzeentch next time mentions that Nurgle needs exercise, that´ll be his last. And then the Nurgle is the one laughing!
Wait, where were we?
Nurgle's followers refer to him as Papa Nurgle, and usually paint their armor in snotty greens, dookie browns, or biley yellow. Most often greens, though.
Nurgle is Hero of all fa/tg/uys; disgusting, [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Isha yet getting laid . Really! Wikipedia really!]
<gallery>
Image:Nurglies.jpg|Nurgles followers.
Image:Nurgle trainer copy.jpg|None loves his Pokemon more than the Nurgle Trainer.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(11).jpg|Nurgle also has daemonettes. Too bad they all have chlamydia.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(12).jpg
Image:Loli-daemonette_(20).jpg|Awwww...i mean...yuck
Image:Chaos.jpg
Image:GreatUncleanOne.jpg|Greater daemon of Nurgle, the Great Unclean One
</gallery>
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