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| Though being a semi perverse erorpg, that i cant see anyone playing IRL.
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| Nymphology is still however quite lulzy.
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| == New Spells ==
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| '''Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication''' - makes orge/halfling crossbreeding a reality. (materials:Lard or animal fat)
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| '''Alter Breasts''' - anything from A to double D, on any gender.
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| '''Change Orientation''' - a spell feared by macho barbarians and fighters alike.
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| '''Clothes to chocolate,cream or oil''' - for some reason the farmers union hates people using this spell.
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| '''Dirk's impressive tool''' - illusion that make his tool seem "enormous" and " beautiful". and makes people tell their friends about it. (material:A sausage)
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| '''Hypnotic Rump''' - "renders the casters buttocks fascinating beyond belief".
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| '''locate clitoris''' - nothing funny, probably useful.
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| '''morning wood''' - lets you store you morning wood for later use.
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| '''Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer''' - "spooge production that would make a titan proud".
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| '''Night Visitor''' - target gets a visit in the night. he wont get any benefits from sleeping. (materials:A feather and a piece of cheese... that's right)
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| '''Prismatic Chastity Belt''' - you suffer fire, acid, lightning, poison damage,get turned to stone and teleported to another plane.
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| '''Protection from Mingers''' - makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you.
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| '''Vinegar stokes''' - give people the sensation of being stuck right before orgasm, they can defend but not move or cast spells. a good way to escape.
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| '''summon sex partner''' - force the summoned creature to service you... there's a warning about meeting said creature outside of the spell.
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| '''Power word: orgasm''' - first no save.stuns the creature somewhere between 1d6 to 3d6 depending on constitution.Also a good but messy way to escape from battle.
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| == New prestige classes ==
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| '''Agony Mage''':A mage that is good at guessing what you like,and has the power to give it to you.They also have a funny feat called "blameless".This makes the guards search for other suspects even if you are caught performing the crime.
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| '''Mystic Pimp''':A guy who summons thing you can fap to... that about it.Okay he is street wise,has a feat that tells him you orientation and fetishes, and lastly can get permanent summons.
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| '''Seducer''':A person that can seduce anyone that is physically capable or not dead. (don't know about golems and elementals. (But she could seduce a god with some luck)
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| '''peeping scryer''':He peeps that's it.He also has a feat called "Never forget an Arse" that lets him identify his peeping victims.
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| some extras where also added to the skills such as
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| '''Alchemy''':Orcish fly, Lubricant jelly, delouser and hot flush.
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| '''Concentration''':Added rules for casting spells while doing it, and the holding off orgasm via concentration. also fighting naked amazons is now the bane of wizard concentration checks.
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| '''Perform''':Can give bonuses to oral and pole dancing.
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| == new items ==
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| '''Pop up pork-sword''':A club with a catch on the handle,hitting it makes a 12 inch section spring out,that wobbles back and forth.Acts as a +1 weapon but anything that is touched the sword is effected by power word: orgasm. charge a Orc camp and pummel them into submission,imagine duel wielding two of those.
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| '''Cock Rings''':Includes rings of quantity, girth and penetrations... best left to the imagination. also I wonder if normal rings could be fitted down there too.
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| '''Bag of Fondling''':Put a something inside the bag and the bag will massage it.
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| '''Carved Monkey of Spanking''':A statue that comes to life,spanking it make the user immune to sex effects for 24 hours.
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| '''Magic Chastity Belt''':
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| -The basic ones come with "arcane lock", some alarm the one who fitted it,if someone tries to remove it.
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| -Some bestow curses.
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| -The Toasting Chastity Belt cast burning hands on the interlopers crotch.
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| - The Shriveling Chastity Belt targets the interlopers member and inflict 15d8 damage,
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| -the Guardian Belt that summons a guardian that appears with a loud "ahem" before attacking.
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| '''Dan's instant whorehouse''': a small cube that becomes a 40ft square, 10 foot high wooden whorehouse with an orge bouncer and 2-8 hosts/hostesses of the owners preference.It'sdescribed how people are damaged if caught in the expanding house, leading me to imagine it being thrown like a grenade...that would be a end to the BBEG.
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| '''Jockstrap of impressive lunchbox''':A jockstrap that probes the mind of nearby females, forming the size that is most appealing to them. (do not use when around pixies)
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| '''Sexy sheets''':That makes you users sexier.They are also self cleaning.
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| == New creatures ==
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| '''Colossal Gay Al''': a gaint tyrannosaur, thats brightly colored, have a good singing voice and drink enormous cocktails.
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| feel free to correct, add or delete it all if it breachs copyright (but please note it under discussion)
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