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Observing some striking correlations between the songs found in children's movies and the [[Warhammer 40,000|40K universe]], people on /tg/ sometimes adapt these songs to bring out their true [[grimdark]] potential.<br/>
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{{topquote|But there's one sound, that no one knows, what does [[Corax]] say? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!|Horus ''(This is why Corax didn't like him.)''}}
 
Observing some striking correlations between the songs found in pop culture and the [[Warhammer 40,000|40K universe]], people on /tg/ sometimes adapt these songs to bring out their true [[grimdark]] potential.<br/> See also [[Adventuring songwriting]].
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[[File:EmprahsMetal.png|500px|right|thumb|Each of the following songs counts as a sonic Ordinatus.]]
[[File:EmprahsMetal.png|500px|right|thumb|Each of the following songs counts as a sonic Ordinatus.]]
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The most popular segment to be subjected to grimdarkification, Disney songs seem to lend themselves well to the total despair of the 41st millennium.
The most popular segment to be subjected to grimdarkification, Disney songs seem to lend themselves well to the total despair of the 41st millennium.


===Pocahontas: Savages===
=== Aladdin: A Whole New World ===
-Part 1-<br/>
[Ghazghkull] <br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
I’ll kill da ooniverse!<br/>  
What can you expect <br/>
Burn’s it, smash’s it, stomp’s it! <br/>
From filthy little xenos? <br/>
Tell me Yarrick now when’s did I last <br/>
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse<br/>
Get’s a nice surprise? <br/>
For them no tears we shed<br/>
They're only good when dead<br/>
They're vermin, as I said<br/>
And worse<br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>  
They're aliens! Aliens! <br/>
Well, just open your eyes!<br/>


[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
They're not even human <br/>
Look at all of dese wonders!<br/>
So much chance ‘ere for plunders<br/>
On a mighty fighitn ride!<br/>
Armageddon!<br/>
With kool, amazin rockrete pits<br/>
Not normal humie runts<br/>
An’ no weak punts<br/>
Or tribes of smaller orkish gits<br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
Aliens! Aliens! <br/>
Armageddon!<br/>
A wondrous place of giant hives<br/>
Where billions of souls<br/>
Live like moles<br/>
Never see the sky in all their lives<br/>


[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Astartes to the fore! <br/>
Never da sky in all dere lives<br/>
They're not like you and me <br/>
Which means that we must purge them <br/>
We must sound the drums of war! <br/>


[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
They're aliens! Aliens! <br/>
Unbelievable war<br/>
Filthy xenos rabble! <br/>
Orks coming on them like rain<br/>
Now we sound the drums of war! <br/>
Fighting, dying and much pain<br/>
Through deserts of blackened waste<br/>
Armageddon!<br/>


[Eldrad] <br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
This is as I saw <br/>
Don’t you dare leave dis place!<br/>
With their absurd ambition <br/>
The Mon-Keigh seek to conquer and destroy <br/>


[Caerys] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
Beneath that armour plate <br/>
A hundred million fallen souls<br/>
They harbor only hate <br/>


[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Killing them shall be a joy <br/>
I’s wants you to stay ‘ere<br/>


[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
They're savages! Savages! <br/>
There’s so much shooting here,<br/>
Zeal and fervor blinds them <br/>
And so much fear<br/>
Savages! Savages! <br/>
I won’t ever leave this war-torn world<br/>


[Caerys] <br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Killers at the core <br/>
Armageddon<br/>


[Exarch] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
They're a lesser race than us <br/>
I think I am stuck here<br/>
Which means they can't be trusted <br/>


[Eldrad] <br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
We must sound the drums of war <br/>
Wit new fun chances of fightin<br/>


[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
They're savages! Savages! <br/>
Everyday it gets harder<br/>
Now we march against them <br/>
And we sound the drums of war <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
[Both]<br/>
Aliens! Aliens! <br/>
I’ll chase you, gun in hand<br/>
Across this land<br/>
Let me share Armageddon<br/>
with you<br/>


[Watch Captain] <br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Let's go kill a few, men! <br/>
Armageddon<br/>


[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
Savages! Savages! <br/>
Armageddon<br/>


[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Now it's up to you, men! <br/>
Dat’s where I waaaagh<br/>


[All] <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
(Aliens) Savages! (Aliens) Savages! <br/>
That’s where I stand<br/>
They are lesser creatures! <br/>
Now we sound the drums of war! <br/>


-Intermission-<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
A fight at hand!<br/>


[Taldeer]<br/>
[Yarrick]:<br/>
They're going to kill him at sunrise, Grandmother Wraithbone.<br/>
On this black sand<br/>


[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
[Both]<br/>
You have to stop them!<br/>
So don’t you leave!<br/>


[Taldeer]<br/>
===Aladdin:Daemon Prince Abby===
I can't...<br/>
Prince Abby! Mighty is he, Abby Abaddon!


[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
Strong as 10 Space Marine men definitely!
Child, remember your vision-<br/>


[Taldeer]<br/>
He's faced the zealoting hordes
I was wrong, Grandmother Wraithbone, I followed the wrong path! I feel so lost...<br/>


[Taldeer]<br/>
A hundred Grey Knights with swords
The auspex... The spinning arrow...<br/>


[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
Who sent them back to Matt Ward?
It's the arrow from your vision!<br/>


[Taldeer]<br/>
Why, Prince Abby...
I was right, it was pointing to him! Sunrise...<br/>


[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
He's got seventy-five golden Screamers
It's not too late, child! Let the spirits of the webway guide you! You know your path, child, now follow it!<br/>


-Part 2-<br/>
Purple Horrors, he's got fifty-three
[Taldeer] <br/>
Is there nothing I can do? <br/>
Can I make these soldiers yield?<br/>
Is it only death that waits <br/>
Out there on the battlefield? <br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
This will be the day ... <br/>
(Let's go men!) <br/>


[Eldrad] <br/>
When it comes to exotic-type Daemons
This will be the morning ... <br/>
(Bring out the prisoner!) <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Has he got a Warp?
We will see them dying in the dust  <br/>
 
I'm telling you, it's world-class Daemonology!


[Taldeer] <br/>
Prince Abby! Handsome is he, Abby Abaddon
I don't know what I can do <br/>
Still, I know that I must try <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
That physique! How can I speak
Now we make them pay <br/>


[Taldeer] <br/>
Weak at the knee
Isha, help my feet to fly <br/>


[Rangers] <br/>
Well, reality's what we shall tear,
Now without a warning ...  <br/>


[Taldeer] <br/>
We'll shatter the veil, so prepare
Kurnous, help my heart be great <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Abby!
Now we leave them blood and bone and rust <br/>


[Taldeer] <br/>
He's got ninety-five White Scar mon-keighs
Spirits of the wraithbone cry ... <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
(He's got the mon-keighs, let's see the mon-keighs)
It's them or us <br/>


[Taldeer] <br/>
And imbues all with mutations for free
Please don't let it be to late ... <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
(He's generous, so generous)
They're just a bunch of <br/>
Filthy, stinking <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
Aliens! <br/>
(Proud to worship him)


[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
They bow to his whim love serving him
Savages! <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
They're just feverish with loyalty to Abby! Prince Abby!
Daemons! <br/>


[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Prince Abby!
Primates! <br/>


[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
Amorous he! Abby Abaddon!
Kill them! <br/>


[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Heard your planet was a sight lovely to see
Savages! <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
Aliens! <br/>


[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
With sixty Juggernauts, bloodletters galore
What are we waiting for? <br/>


[All] <br/>
With his Fiends and Nurglings
Destroy their evil race <br/>
 
Until there's not a trace left <br/>
A war band and more


[Taldeer]<br/>
With his forty Flamers, his cultists, his traitors
How loud are the drums of war <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
His Furies that warble on key
We will sound the drums of war <br/>
(Savages! Savages!) <br/>
Now, we sound the drums of war <br/>
(Aliens! Aliens!) <br/>


[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
Make way for prince Abby!
They shall all succumb <br/>
The rotten xenos scum <br/>


[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
===Aladdin: Friend Like Me===
Now we sound the drums ... of ... war! <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
Tzeentch:
Of course it means the drums ... of ... war! <br/>


[Taldeer] <br/>
Well the Emperor had them twenty legions
Is the death of all I love <br/>
Carried in the drumming of war?<br/>


[Taldeer]<br/>
Eldrad had a thousand plots
No! If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too.<br/>


[Eldrad]<br/>
But Horus you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
Daughter, stand back.<br/>


[Taldeer]<br/>
You got a brand of magic never stops
I won't! I love him...<br/>


===Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind===
You got some power in your corner now
You think I'm strange and heretical<br/>
And you've been so many places<br/>
I guess it must be so<br/>
But still I cannot see<br/>
If the heretic is me<br/>
How can there be so much that you don't know?<br/>
You don't know ...<br/>


You think you own the gadgets that you work with<br/>
Some heavy ways to really up your odds
That they are only dead things you can claim<br/>
But I know every gun and cogitator<br/>
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name<br/>


You think the only people who are people<br/>
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
Are the people who love their flesh like you<br/>
But if you walk the footsteps of a techpriest<br/>
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew<br/>


Have you ever heard the thunder of a titan's stride,<br/>
See all you gotta do is ask us Gods
Or asked the lasgun why it has recoil?<br/>
Can you sing with all the voices of the machines?<br/>
Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?<br/>
Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?<br/>


Come feel the blessed current of electrodes<br/>
And we'll say
Come see the life support of He-On-Earth<br/>
Come examine the riches all around you<br/>
And for once, appreciate just what they're worth<br/>


The drop pod and the cruiser are my brothers<br/>
Well Mister Horus, sir
And all the power weapons are my friends<br/>
And we are all connected to each other<br/>
In a circuit, in a loop that never ends<br/>


How far can our empire grow?<br/>
What will your pleasure be?
If you stop our work, then you'll never know<br/>
And you'll never hear the thunder of a titan's stride.<br/>


For no matter on which task we spend our toil<br/>
Let us take your order
We need to sing with all the voices of the machines<br/>
We need to paint with all the colors of the oil<br/>


You can own all Space and still<br/>
Jot it down
It's just empty space until<br/>
You can paint with all the colors of the oil<br/>


===Jungle Book: I Wanna Be Like You===
You ain't never had no friends like these


Now I'm of caste Ethereal
No no no


Oh, a Tau VIP


I've reached the top and had to stop
Nurgle:


And that's what botherin' me
Life is your restaurant


I wanna be a man, gue'la
And we're your maitre d's


And stroll right onto Terra
C'mon whisper what it is you want


And be able to approach the Golden Throne
You ain't never had no friends like these


And end this warring era!


Oh, oobee doo
Slaanesh:


I wanna be like you
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service


I wanna walk like you
You're the boss,


Talk like you, too
The Emps, A GOD


You'll see it's true
Say what you wish


A xenos like me
It's yours! True dish


Can learn to be human too
How about a little more Warp Power, huh?


Gee, mister Aun


You're doin' real good
Khorne:
Burn some of planet "A"


Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
Burn ALL of planet "B"


Lay the secret on me of man's psyker powers


But I'm not a psyker!
Tzeentch:
We're in the mood to help you dude


Now don't try to kid me, gue'la
You ain't never had no friends like these


I made a deal with you
Can your friends do this?


What I desire is man's psychic power
Do your friends do that?


To make my dream come true
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?


Give me the secret, gue'la
Can your friends go, poof?


Clue me what to do
Well, looky here


Give me the power of man's warp flower
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip


So I can be like you
And then make the Loyalists disappear?


===The Great Mouse Detective: The World's Greatest Criminal Mind===
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
[Ratigan]<br/>
My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career.  A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!


Tomorrow evening, our beloved planetary governess celebrates her diamond jubilee.  And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Magos Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget.  Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all Londinium Prime!
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers


From the brain that brought you the Black Bell Caper
You got us bona fide, certified
The head that made headlines on every dataslate
And wondrous things like the Gunmetal Job
That cunning display that made all hivers sob


Now comes the real tour de force
You got us Chaos Gods for your chare d'affaires
Tricky and wicked, of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
But now that I’m at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain


[Chorus]<br/>
We got a powerful urge to help you out
Even meaner?  You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You’re the best of the worst around
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
The rest fall behind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!


[Ratigan]<br/>
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
Ratigan (speaking)
Thank you, thank you.  But it hasn’t all been Amasec and Caviar.  I’ve had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate inquisitor, Basil of Baker Hive!  For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.  I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind.  But now, all that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me!


[Chorus]<br/>
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re tops and that’s that
To Ratigan
To Ratigan


[Bartimus]<br/>
Well, all you gotta do is ask like so - and oh
To Ratigan, the sector's greatest Khornate.


[Ratigan]<br/>
Well Mister Horus, sir, have a wish or two or three
What was THAT?!  WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!


[Mutant 1]<br/>
We're on the job, you big nabob
Oh, he didn't mean it my lord.


[Mutant 2]<br/>
I-it was just a slip of one of his tongues!


[Ratigan]<br/>
Nurgle:
I am NOT A KHORNATE!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend


[Mutant 3]<br/>
'Course you're not, you're Tzeentchian!


[Mutant 4]<br/>
Khorne:
Yeah, that's right, Tzeentchian!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend


[Mutant 5]<br/>
A really angry Tzeentchian!


[Ratigan]<br/>
Slaanesh:
SILENCE!!
You ain't never had a friend like me
Oh my dear Bartimus, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me...you know what happens when someone upsets me...
I trust there will be no further interruptions.  And now, as you were singing...?


[Chorus]<br/>
Even louder!
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You’re more evil than even you
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re one of a kind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!


===The Lion King: Be Prepared===
Tzeentch:
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
I NEVA FOUGHT YA GROTS WUZ ESSENTCHUL


YOUZ RUNTY, AN' UNSPEEKABLY WEAK
===Snow white: Om nom Om nom===


BUT ME FINKS YOUZ GOT SUM POTENTCHUL
Om nom Om nom Its Off To Eat We Go!!


IF WAAGH IS WOT YOU REELY SEEK
We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom


In our Hive the whole day through


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
To Kill Eat Kill Eat Kill Eat Eat Eat Eat
'S KLARE FROM YER VAKANT EXPRESHUNS


DA ORK IS NOT ALL ON OP’STARES
Its what we like to do


BUT WEZ TALKIN' BOSSES AN' SUCCESSUNS
It ain't no trick


EVA YOUZ KENT BE CUGHT UNAWARES!
To get fat quick


If ya kill kill kill


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
With a talon or a gun
SO PREPARE FOR DA FIGHT OVVA LOIFETIME


PREPARE FOR SENSHANAL NOOZ
In a hive (Echo: In a hive)


A SHINY NEW ERA
LOUDER: In a hive(echo: IN A HIVE)


‘S STOMPIN’ NEARA
Where a million life-forms


LONG: ddddiiinnnneee (om nom nom)


[Boyz]<br/>
We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
But ‘ere getting shot op!


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
From early mornin' til' night
JUS’ LISSIN YA SQUIG GOB!


We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
On everything in sight
AH KNO DIS SOUNDS SORTID,


BUT YOUZ GON BE REWARDID
We take our time


WHEN AT LAST AH'M GIVVIN MY TEEF
Then find some more


WAAAAGH WE FINALY DARED
There's thousands to be sometime born


BE PREPARED!!!
And We don't know what we eat them for


We Om nom nom noma nom nom


[Boyz]<br/>
===Pocahontas: Savages===
Yeah! Be prepared! Wez gon be prepared! ...Fer wot?
-Part 1-<br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
What can you expect <br/>
From filthy little xenos? <br/>
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse<br/>
For them no tears we shed<br/>
They're only good when dead<br/>
They're vermin, as I said<br/>
And worse<br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
DEFF OV DA BOSS!
They're aliens! Aliens! <br/>


[Boyz]<br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
Why? Did da boss say so?
They're not even human <br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
NO YA GROTS, SES MORK. AN' GORK TOO!
Aliens! Aliens! <br/>


[Boyz]<br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
Great ideah! Who ned a boss! No Boss! No Boss!  
Astartes to the fore! <br/>
They're not like you and me <br/>
Which means that we must purge them <br/>
We must sound the drums of war! <br/>


Waagh--Waagh-Waagh--Waaagh-Waaagh!
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
They're aliens! Aliens! <br/>
Filthy xenos rabble! <br/>
Now we sound the drums of war! <br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Eldrad] <br/>
IDIUTS! DERE WILL BE A BOSS!
This is as I saw <br/>
With their absurd ambition <br/>
The Mon-Keigh seek to conquer and destroy <br/>


[Boyz]<br/>
[Caerys] <br/>
But youz sed...
Beneath that armour plate <br/>
They harbor only hate <br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
AH WILL BE BOSS! WAAAGH WIW ME AND YOUZ NEVA GON BE KRAMPED AGAIN!
Killing them shall be a joy <br/>


[Boyz]<br/>
[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Yay! Awwwwwwroight! 'ail to da Boss!
They're savages! Savages! <br/>
Zeal and fervor blinds them <br/>
Savages! Savages! <br/>


[Chorus]<br/>
[Caerys] <br/>
'AIL TO DA BOSS
Killers at the core <br/>


'AIL TO DA BOSS!!!
[Exarch] <br/>
They're a lesser race than us <br/>
Which means they can't be trusted <br/>


SEEMS DAT WE'LL SOON BE KONNEKTID
[Eldrad] <br/>
We must sound the drums of war <br/>


TO A BOSS WHO'LL BE ALL TIME ADORD
[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
They're savages! Savages! <br/>
Now we march against them <br/>
And we sound the drums of war <br/>


[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
Aliens! Aliens! <br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Watch Captain] <br/>
OV’KOURSE, KVID PRO KVO, YOUZ EXPECTID
Let's go kill a few, men! <br/>


TO BRING CERTAIN DUTYZ ONBOARD
[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Savages! Savages! <br/>


DA FUCHA IZ LITTERD WIW TROPHIES
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
Now it's up to you, men! <br/>


AN DOUGH BIGGEST BOSS AH 'ILL BE
[All] <br/>
(Aliens) Savages! (Aliens) Savages! <br/>
They are lesser creatures! <br/>
Now we sound the drums of war! <br/>


DA POINT DAT AH MUST EMFASAZ ES:
-Intermission-<br/>


YA WON'T GET TA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WIWOUT ME!!!!
[Taldeer]<br/>
They're going to kill him at sunrise, Grandmother Wraithbone.<br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
SO GIT PREPARED FOR DA WAAAAAAGH OV’ DA CENTURY!<br/>
You have to stop them!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Oooh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
BE PREPARED FOR DA BRUTALEST KUNNIN<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Oooh Waagh, Waagh, Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
MASSIVELY CHOPPY!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(We’ll haf Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
DED BIG AN’SHOOTY!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(En’less Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
CRED’IBLY STOMPY!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(‘Ere we go!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
WILL MAKE SURE THAT ME!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Fo’ da Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
BE DA BOSS UNDISPUTED<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Aaaaaaah...)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
RESPECTID, SALUTID<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(...aaaaaaah!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
AN' SEEN FER DA BOSS DAT AH AM<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
YES MA' CHOPPAS AN SHOOTAS ARE BEARED
BE PREPARED!!!


[All]<br/>
[Taldeer]<br/>
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I can't...<br/>


=== Aladdin: A Whole New World ===
[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
[Ghazghkull] <br/>
Child, remember your vision-<br/>
I’ll kill da ooniverse!<br/>
Burn’s it, smash’s it, stomp’s it! <br/>
Tell me Yarrick now when’s did I last <br/>
Get’s a nice surprise? <br/>


[Yarrick]<br/>  
[Taldeer]<br/>
Well, just open your eyes!<br/>
I was wrong, Grandmother Wraithbone, I followed the wrong path! I feel so lost...<br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Taldeer]<br/>
Look at all of dese wonders!<br/>
The auspex... The spinning arrow...<br/>
So much chance ‘ere for plunders<br/>
On a mighty fighitn ride!<br/>
Armageddon!<br/>
With kool, amazin rockrete pits<br/>
Not normal humie runts<br/>
An’ no weak punts<br/>
Or tribes of smaller orkish gits<br/>


[Yarrick]<br/>
[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
Armageddon!<br/>
It's the arrow from your vision!<br/>
A wondrous place of giant hives<br/>
Where billions of souls<br/>
Live like moles<br/>
Never see the sky in all their lives<br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Taldeer]<br/>
Never da sky in all dere lives<br/>
I was right, it was pointing to him! Sunrise...<br/>


[Yarrick]<br/>
[Grandmother Wraithbone]<br/>
Unbelievable war<br/>
It's not too late, child! Let the spirits of the webway guide you! You know your path, child, now follow it!<br/>
Orks coming on them like rain<br/>
Fighting, dying and much pain<br/>
Through deserts of blackened waste<br/>
Armageddon!<br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
-Part 2-<br/>
Don’t you dare leave dis place!<br/>
[Taldeer] <br/>
 
Is there nothing I can do? <br/>
[Yarrick]<br/>
Can I make these soldiers yield?<br/>
A hundred million fallen souls<br/>
Is it only death that waits <br/>
Out there on the battlefield? <br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
This will be the day ... <br/>
(Let's go men!) <br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Eldrad] <br/>
I’s wants you to stay ‘ere<br/>
This will be the morning ... <br/>
(Bring out the prisoner!) <br/>


[Yarrick]<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
There’s so much shooting here,<br/>
We will see them dying in the dust  <br/>
And so much fear<br/>
I won’t ever leave this war-torn world<br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Taldeer] <br/>
Armageddon<br/>
I don't know what I can do <br/>
Still, I know that I must try <br/>


[Yarrick]<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
I think I am stuck here<br/>
Now we make them pay <br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Taldeer] <br/>
Wit new fun chances of fightin<br/>
Isha, help my feet to fly <br/>


[Yarrick]<br/>
[Rangers] <br/>
Everyday it gets harder<br/>
Now without a warning ...  <br/>


[Both]<br/>
[Taldeer] <br/>
I’ll chase you, gun in hand<br/>
Kurnous, help my heart be great <br/>
Across this land<br/>
Let me share Armageddon<br/>
with you<br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
Armageddon<br/>
Now we leave them blood and bone and rust <br/>


[Yarrick]<br/>
[Taldeer] <br/>
Armageddon<br/>
Spirits of the wraithbone cry ... <br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Dat’s where I waaaagh<br/>
It's them or us <br/>


[Yarrick]<br/>
[Taldeer] <br/>
That’s where I stand<br/>
Please don't let it be to late ... <br/>


[Ghazghkull]<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
A fight at hand!<br/>
They're just a bunch of <br/>
Filthy, stinking <br/>


[Yarrick]:<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
On this black sand<br/>
Aliens! <br/>


[Both]<br/>
[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
So don’t you leave!<br/>
Savages! <br/>


=== Mulan: I'll Make a Tau Out of You ===
[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
Daemons! <br/>


Let's begin your training - to defeat the Orks<br/>
[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Did they send me Fio'las when I asked for Shas?<br/>
Primates! <br/>
The orks will try to kill us all<br/>
But they will hit an endless wall<br/>
Mister, I'll make a tau from you all<br/>


Patient as a gun drone<br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
But on plasma within<br/>
Kill them! <br/>
Once you aim your rifle<br/>
You are sure to win<br/>
You're a spineless, mob of idiots<br/>
And you haven't got a clue<br/>
Somehow I'll make a tau out of you<br/>


I'm never gonna catch my breath<br/>
[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
I bet I'm gonna get us all shot<br/>
Savages! <br/>
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym<br/>
This guy's got 'em scared to death<br/>
I bet I'm gonna get us all caught<br/>
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim<br/>


(Chorus:)<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
Be a tau<br/>
Aliens! <br/>
We must be sleek as the Barracuda<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a orca dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>


Time is racing toward us till the Orks arrive<br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
Heed my every order and you might survive<br/>
What are we waiting for? <br/>
You're a pain to me, a bane to me<br/>
So pack up, deport you're through<br/>
How could I make a tau out of you?<br/>


(Chorus:)<br/>
[All] <br/>
Be a tau<br/>
Destroy their evil race <br/>
We must be swift as the Barracuda<br/>
Until there's not a trace left <br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a Orca dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>


(Chorus:)<br/>
[Taldeer]<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
How loud are the drums of war <br/>
We must be swift as the Barracuda<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a Orca Dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>


=== Beauty and the Beast: Angron ===
[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors] <br/>
[Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron<br/>
We will sound the drums of war <br/>
Without a good war to wage<br/>
(Savages! Savages!) <br/>
Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron<br/>
Now, we sound the drums of war <br/>
Even when frothing with rage<br/>
(Aliens! Aliens!) <br/>
Every single World Eater was sired by you<br/>
Every man before you shall bow<br/>
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you<br/>
And it's not very hard to see how<br/>


No one's slick as Angron<br/>
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe] <br/>
No one's sick as Angron<br/>
They shall all succumb <br/>
No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron<br/>
The rotten xenos scum <br/>
For there's no man around half as hearty<br/>
Perfect, a prime specimen<br/>
You ask any Adeptus Astartes<br/>
And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in<br/>


[Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron<br/>
[Aspect Warriors] <br/>
Had thick skin like Angron<br/>
Now we sound the drums ... of ... war! <br/>
[Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron<br/>
[Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating<br/>
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron<br/>


Give five "hurrahs!"<br/>
[Deathwatch Marines] <br/>
"For the Skull Throne!"<br/>
Of course it means the drums ... of ... war! <br/>
[Kharn:] Angron is the best<br/>
And the rest are all boned<br/>


[Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron<br/>
[Taldeer] <br/>
Or ignites like Angron<br/>
Is the death of all I love <br/>
[Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron<br/>
Carried in the drumming of war?<br/>
[Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry<br/>
 
[Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged<br/>
[Taldeer]<br/>
[Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy<br/>
No! If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too.<br/>
[Angron] (That's right!)<br/>
I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage<br/>


[Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron<br/>
[Eldrad]<br/>
[Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron<br/>
Daughter, stand back.<br/>
[Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron<br/>
[Angron:] I'm especially fond of obliterating<br/>
(Kablooey!)<br/>
[Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!<br/>


[Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants<br/>
[Taldeer]<br/>
So I'd fight with no fear or remorse<br/>
I won't! I love him...<br/>
So I gave my legion the same nerve implants<br/>
Now they are an unstoppable force<br/>


[Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron<br/>
===Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind===
No one loots like Angron<br/>
You think I'm strange and heretical<br/>
[Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron<br/>
And you've been so many places<br/>
[Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating<br/>
I guess it must be so<br/>
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!<br/>
But still I cannot see<br/>
If the heretic is me<br/>
How can there be so much that you don't know?<br/>
You don't know ...<br/>


=== Beauty and the Beast: Gaston ===
You think you own the gadgets that you work with<br/>
That they are only dead things you can claim<br/>
But I know every gun and cogitator<br/>
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name<br/>


[Gaston:]      Who does she think she is? That lich has tangled with the wrong Paladin! No one says "die" to Gaston!
You think the only people who are people<br/>
[LeFou:]        Heh heh. Darn right.
Are the people who love their flesh like you<br/>
[Gaston:]      Plane-shifted! Hold-Personed! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
But if you walk the footsteps of a techpriest<br/>
[LeFou:]        More beer?
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew<br/>
[Gaston:]      What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
[LeFou:]        Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.


                Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Have you ever heard the thunder of a titan's stride,<br/>
                Looking so down in the dumps
Or asked the lasgun why it has recoil?<br/>
                Every Fighter here'd love to be you, Gaston
Can you sing with all the voices of the machines?<br/>
                Even when taking your lumps
Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?<br/>
                There's no man in the party as admired as you
Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?<br/>
                You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
 
                Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
Come feel the blessed current of electrodes<br/>
                And it's not very hard to see why
Come see the life support of He-On-Earth<br/>
Come examine the riches all around you<br/>
And for once, appreciate just what they're worth<br/>


                No one smites like Gaston
The drop pod and the cruiser are my brothers<br/>
                No one fights like Gaston
And all the power weapons are my friends<br/>
                No one puts down those zombies and wights like Gaston
And we are all connected to each other<br/>
                For there's no man in town half as manly
In a circuit, in a loop that never ends<br/>
                Perfect, a pure paragon
                You can ask any Priest, God or Cleric
                And they'll tell you whose crusade they prefer to be ooooooon!
               


[Chorus:]      No one's been like Gaston
How far can our empire grow?<br/>
                A Paladin like Gaston
If you stop our work, then you'll never know<br/>
[LeFou:]        No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
And you'll never hear the thunder of a titan's stride.<br/>
[Gaston:]      As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[Chorus:]      My what a guy, that Gaston


                Give five "hurrahs!"
For no matter on which task we spend our toil<br/>
                Give twelve "hip-hips!"
We need to sing with all the voices of the machines<br/>
[LeFou:]        Gaston is the best
We need to paint with all the colors of the oil<br/>
                And the rest is all drips


[Chorus:]      No one Detects like Gaston
You can own all Space and still<br/>
                lacks defects like Gaston
It's just empty space until<br/>
[Cronie:]      That foul villain's plans nobody wrecks like Gaston
You can paint with all the colors of the oil<br/>
[Bimbettes:]    For there's no one as burly and brawny
[Gaston:]      As you see I win duels without fail
[LeFou:]        Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[Gaston]        (That's right!)
                And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with mail.


[Cronies:]      No one Turns like Gaston
===Jungle Book: I Wanna Be Like You===
[Townsman:]    witches burns like Gaston
[LeFou:]        A large pile of xp no one earns like Gaston
[Gaston:]      I'm especially good at exterminating
                (Ka-Smite!)
[Chorus:]      Ten points for Gaston!


[Gaston:]      When I was a lad I killed four dozen orcs
Now I'm of caste Ethereal
                Ev'ry morning to help me get strong
                And now that I'm grown I kill five dozen orcs
                So I've roughly the might of King Kong!


[Chorus:]      No one heals like Gaston
Oh, a Tau VIP
                Makes brutes squeal like Gaston
[LeFou:]        Then goes tromping around wearing steel like Gaston
[Gaston:]      I use troll skulls in all of my decorating
[Chorus:]      Say it again
                Who's a man among men?
                And then say it once more
                Who's the hero next door?
                Who's a super success?
                Don't you know? Can't you guess?
                Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
                There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[LeFou:]        And his name's G-A-S- T -
                G-A-S-T -  E  -
                G-A-S-T-O  -  oh!
[Chorus:]      Gaston


=== Mulan: A God Worth Killing For ===
I've reached the top and had to stop


[Pre-heresy marines]<br>
And that's what botherin' me
It’s a long time since we’ve seen a sign of our home<br>


[Angron] Like a mindless grox, I guess we are doomed to roam<br>
I wanna be a man, gue'la


[Pre-heresy marines]<br>
And stroll right onto Terra
Amidst the clash of wars, our orders, are easy to ignore<br>


[Horus]<br>
And be able to approach the Golden Throne
Hey!<br>
Imagine bowing to a god worth KILLING for?<br>


[Pre-heresy marine]<br>
And end this warring era!
Huh? <br>


[Horus]<br>
Oh, oobee doo
That’s what we need, a god worth KILLING for!<br>


[Fulgrim]<br>
I wanna be like you
I want one with a perfect form with skin that has no scars<br>


[Angron]<br>
I wanna walk like you
My god will have a pair of horns, with hide as red as Mars<br>


[Magnus]<br>
Talk like you, too
I couldn’t care less about war or about dreams<br>
It all depends on sneaky schemes<br>


[pre-heresy marines]<br>
You'll see it's true
Maim kill burn<br>
Ah!<br>


[Angron]<br>
A xenos like me
And the other Legions think they’re fighting for Man?<br>


[Horus]<br>
Can learn to be human too
But they still ignore the rewards of a god’s plan<br>


[pre-heresy marines]<br>
Gee, mister Aun
Right now all we do for our cause is fight chore after chore<br>


[Horus]<br>
You're doin' real good
What do we need?<br>


[pre-heresy marines]<br>
Now here's your part of the deal, cuz
A god worth KILLING for!<br>


[Angron]<br>
Lay the secret on me of man's psyker powers
I think my god demands skulls<br>


[Magnus]<br>
But I'm not a psyker!
Mine leaves no chance unmined<br>


[Alpharius]<br>
Now don't try to kid me, gue'la
Uh…How bout a...god that destroys all<br>
Exterminates mankind?<br>


[All]<br>
I made a deal with you
Neh…<br>


[Mortarion]<br>
What I desire is man's psychic power
My many pleas grant me disease that makes stomachs stir<br>


[Angron]<br>
To make my dream come true
My pleas make me a blood-mad KILLER<br>


[Horus]<br>
Give me the secret, gue'la
I’ve a god who can mix his fate into all lands<br>


[Angron]<br>
Clue me what to do
But I’ve a god who has such destructive hands<br>


[pre-heresy marines]<br>
Give me the power of man's warp flower
When we have our gods not one of us will need the Emperor<br>


[Horus]<br>
So I can be like you
What do we need?<br>


[Pre-heresy marines]<br>
===The Great Mouse Detective: The World's Greatest Criminal Mind===
A god worth KILLING for<br>
[Ratigan]<br/>
 
My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career.  A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!
(Marching in from the other side, the loyalist marines come, in the middle of their own song)<br>
 
Tomorrow evening, our beloved planetary governess celebrates her diamond jubilee.  And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Magos Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget.  Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all Londinium Prime!


[Guilliman]<br>
From the brain that brought you the Black Bell Caper
Who do we love?<br>
The head that made headlines on every dataslate
And wondrous things like the Gunmetal Job
That cunning display that made all hivers sob


[Loyalist marines]<br>
Now comes the real tour de force
Our mighty Emperor!<br>
Tricky and wicked, of course!
(Whistling)<br>
My earlier crimes were fine for their times
Our mighty Emper…<br>
But now that I’m at it again
An even grimmer plot has been simmering
In my great criminal brain


(They freeze in horror, confronted by the pre-heresy marines, now full chaos space marines)<br>
[Chorus]<br/>
Even meaner?  You mean it?
Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?
You’re the best of the worst around
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
The rest fall behind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!


===Mulan: Honor to us all===
[Ratigan]<br/>
Ratigan (speaking)
Thank you, thank you.  But it hasn’t all been Amasec and Caviar.  I’ve had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate inquisitor, Basil of Baker Hive!  For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.  I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind.  But now, all that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me!


This is what you give me to work with? <br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
Well Sister, I've seen worse. <br/>
Oh Ratigan
We're gonna turn this ork's ear <br/>
Oh Ratigan
Into a steel purse. <br/>
You’re tops and that’s that
To Ratigan
To Ratigan


We'll have you trained and armed, <br/>
[Bartimus]<br/>
Indoctrinated till you are alarmed. <br/>
To Ratigan, the sector's greatest Khornate.
Trust my recipe for Chaos harmed, <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>


Wait and see, when we're through <br/>
[Ratigan]<br/>
Boys will gladly go to war with you. <br/>
What was THAT?!  WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
With a bolter and a flamer too <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>


A girl brings the Imperium <br/>
[Mutant 1]<br/>
Great glory in one way, <br/>
Oh, he didn't mean it my lord.
By fighting for the Emprah <br/>
And this could be the day. <br/>


Priests want girls with strong faith (firm, fanatical) <br/>
[Mutant 2]<br/>
Who work fast paced. <br/>
I-it was just a slip of one of his tongues!
With a good bolter and the Emprah's grace <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>


We all must serve our Emperor <br/>
[Ratigan]<br/>
Who guards us from his son. <br/>
I am NOT A KHORNATE!
The men can pass as guards, <br/>
But girls leave them outdone! <br/>


When we're through you can't fail, <br/>
[Mutant 3]<br/>
Like the Emperor you will prevail. <br/>
'Course you're not, you're Tzeentchian!
How could any Priest say no sale? <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>


[Canoness]
[Mutant 4]<br/>
An imperial eagle for serenity, a skull for devotion <br/>
Yeah, that's right, Tzeentchian!
Promethium flames for beauty <br/>
You must proudly show it. <br/>
Add another skull, just for luck <br/>
And even you can't blow it! <br/>


[Sister]
[Mutant 5]<br/>
Emperor, hear my plea! <br/>
A really angry Tzeentchian!
Help me not to make a fool of me! <br/>
And to not tarnish your great glory! <br/>
Keep the Imperium standing tall! <br/>
As scary as the great deceiver <br/>
We will face the unbeliever! <br/>


[Citizens]
[Ratigan]<br/>
Emperor, guard our girls <br/>
SILENCE!!
And our future as it fast unfurls <br/>
Oh my dear Bartimus, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me...you know what happens when someone upsets me...
Please look kindly on these armoured pearls <br/>
I trust there will be no further interruptions.  And now, as you were singing...?
Each a perfect soldier in your name! <br/>


Please bring glory to us <br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
Please bring glory to us <br/>
Even louder!
Please bring glory to us <br/>
We'll shout it!
Please bring glory to us all <br/>
No one can doubt what we know you can do
 
You’re more evil than even you
=== The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Hellfire ===
Oh Ratigan
Oh Ratigan
You’re one of a kind
To Ratigan
To Ratigan
Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!


[Inquisitor Frollo]: Have mercy, my Emprah
===The Lion King: Be Prepared===
You know I am a righteous man.
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
Of my virtue I am justly proud.
I NEVA FOUGHT YA GROTS WUZ ESSENTCHUL


Have mercy, my Emprah,
YOUZ RUNTY, AN' UNSPEEKABLY WEAK
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, heretical crowd!


Then tell me, my Emprah
BUT ME FINKS YOUZ GOT SUM POTENTCHUL
Why I see her standing there,
Why her ghosthelm's eyes still scorch my soul?


I feel her, I see her!
IF WAAGH IS WOT YOU REELY SEEK
The sun caught in her spirit stones
Is blazing in me out of all control!


Like fire!
Warpfire!
This fire in my skin!
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin!


It's not my fault!
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
I'm not to blame!
'S KLARE FROM YER VAKANT EXPRESHUNS
It is the Eldar girl, the witch who set this flame!


It's not my fault,
DA ORK IS NOT ALL ON OP’STARES
It's Tzeentch's plan!
He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!


Protect me, my Emprah!
BUT WEZ TALKIN' BOSSES AN' SUCCESSUNS
Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell!
Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone!
Destroy the Farseer!
And let her feel Chaos's flames
Or else let her be mine and mine alone!


[Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.
EVA YOUZ KENT BE CUGHT UNAWARES!


[Inquistor Frollo]: What?


[Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
SO PREPARE FOR DA FIGHT OVVA LOIFETIME


[Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!
PREPARE FOR SENSHANAL NOOZ


I'll find her!
A SHINY NEW ERA
I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!


Warpfire!
‘S STOMPIN’ NEARA
Dark fire!
Now Taldeer, it's your turn!
Choose me or
Your pyre!
Be mine or you will BURN!


Emprah's mercy on me...


Emprah's mercy on her...
[Boyz]<br/>
But ‘ere getting shot op!


But she will be mine or
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
SHE
JUS’ LISSIN YA SQUIG GOB!
WILL
BURN!!!


===Aladdin:Daemon Prince Abby===
Prince Abby! Mighty is he, Abby Abaddon!


Strong as 10 Space Marine men definitely!
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
AH KNO DIS SOUNDS SORTID,


He has faced the zealoting hordes
BUT YOUZ GON BE REWARDID


A hundred Grey Knights with swords
WHEN AT LAST AH'M GIVVIN MY TEEF


Who sent them back to Matt Ward?
WAAAAGH WE FINALY DARED


Why, Prince Abby...
BE PREPARED!!!


He's got seventy-five golden Screamers


Purple Horrors, he's got fifty-three
[Boyz]<br/>
Yeah! Be prepared! Wez gon be prepared! ...Fer wot?


When it comes to exotic-type Daemons
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
DEFF OV DA BOSS!


Has he got a Warp?
[Boyz]<br/>
Why? Did da boss say so?


I'm telling you, it's a world-class Daemonology!
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
NO YA GROTS, SES MORK. AN' GORK TOO!


Prince Abby! Handsome is he, Abby Abaddon
[Boyz]<br/>
Great ideah! Who ned a boss! No Boss! No Boss!  


That physique! How can I speak
Waagh--Waagh-Waagh--Waaagh-Waaagh!


Weak at the knee
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
IDIUTS! DERE WILL BE A BOSS!


Well, reality is what we shall tear,
[Boyz]<br/>
But youz sed...


We'll shatter the veil, so prepare
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
AH WILL BE BOSS! WAAAGH WIW ME AND YOUZ NEVA GON BE KRAMPED AGAIN!


To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali!
[Boyz]<br/>
Yay! Awwwwwwroight! 'ail to da Boss!


He's got ninety-five White Scar mon-keighs
[Chorus]<br/>
'AIL TO DA BOSS


(He's got the mon-keighs, let's see the mon-keighs)
'AIL TO DA BOSS!!!


And imbues all with mutations for free
SEEMS DAT WE'LL SOON BE KONNEKTID


(He's generous, so generous)
TO A BOSS WHO'LL BE ALL TIME ADORD


He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies
(Proud to worship him)


They bow to his whim love serving him
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
OV’KOURSE, KVID PRO KVO, YOUZ EXPECTID


They're just feverish with loyalty to Abby! Prince Abby!
TO BRING CERTAIN DUTYZ ONBOARD


Prince Abby!
DA FUCHA IZ LITTERD WIW TROPHIES


Amorous he! Abby Abaddon!
AN DOUGH BIGGEST BOSS AH 'ILL BE


Heard your planet was a sight lovely to see
DA POINT DAT AH MUST EMFASAZ ES:


And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by
YA WON'T GET TA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WIWOUT ME!!!!


With sixty Juggernauts, bloodletters galore
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
 
SO GIT PREPARED FOR DA WAAAAAAGH OV’ DA CENTURY!<br/>
With his Fiends and Nurglings
[Chorus]<br/>
 
(Oooh!)<br/>
A war band and more
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
 
BE PREPARED FOR DA BRUTALEST KUNNIN<br/>
With his forty Flamers, his cultists, his traitors
[Chorus]<br/>
 
(Oooh Waagh, Waagh, Waagh!)<br/>
His Furies that warble on key
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
 
MASSIVELY CHOPPY!<br/>
Make way for prince Abby!
[Chorus]<br/>
 
(We’ll haf Waagh!)<br/>
===Aladdin: Friend Like Me===
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
DED BIG AN’SHOOTY!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(En’less Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
CRED’IBLY STOMPY!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(‘Ere we go!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
WILL MAKE SURE THAT ME!<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Fo’ da Waagh!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
BE DA BOSS UNDISPUTED<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Aaaaaaah...)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
RESPECTID, SALUTID<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(...aaaaaaah!)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
AN' SEEN FER DA BOSS DAT AH AM<br/>
[Chorus]<br/>
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)<br/>
[Ghazghkull]<br/>
YES MA' CHOPPAS AN SHOOTAS ARE BEARED
BE PREPARED!!!


Tzeentch:
[All]<br/>
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


Well the Emperor had them twenty legions


Eldrad had a thousand plots
=== Mulan: I'll Make a Tau Out of You ===


But Horus you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
Let's begin your training - to defeat the Orks<br/>
Did they send me Fio'las when I asked for Shas?<br/>
The orks will try to kill us all<br/>
But they will hit an endless wall<br/>
Mister, I'll make a tau from you all<br/>


You got a brand of magic never stops
Patient as a gun drone<br/>
But on plasma within<br/>
Once you aim your rifle<br/>
You are sure to win<br/>
You're a spineless, mob of idiots<br/>
And you haven't got a clue<br/>
Somehow I'll make a tau out of you<br/>


You got some power in your corner now
I'm never gonna catch my breath<br/>
I bet I'm gonna get us all shot<br/>
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym<br/>
This guy's got 'em scared to death<br/>
I bet I'm gonna get us all caught<br/>
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim<br/>


Some heavy ways to really up your odds
(Chorus:)<br/>
 
Be a tau<br/>
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
We must be sleek as the Barracuda<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a orca dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>


See all you gotta do is ask us Gods
Time is racing toward us till the Orks arrive<br/>
Heed my every order and you might survive<br/>
You're a pain to me, a bane to me<br/>
So pack up, deport you're through<br/>
How could I make a tau out of you?<br/>


And we'll say
(Chorus:)<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
We must be swift as the Barracuda<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a Orca dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>


Well Mister Horus, sir
(Chorus:)<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
We must be swift as the Barracuda<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the force of a Orca Dropship<br/>
Be a tau<br/>
With all the strength of a mighty railgun<br/>
Magnificent as the bright side of the good<br/>


What will your pleasure be?
=== Beauty and the Beast: Angron ===
[Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron<br/>
Without a good war to wage<br/>
Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron<br/>
Even when frothing with rage<br/>
Every single World Eater was sired by you<br/>
Every man before you shall bow<br/>
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you<br/>
And it's not very hard to see how<br/>


Let us take your order
No one's slick as Angron<br/>
No one's sick as Angron<br/>
No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron<br/>
For there's no man around half as hearty<br/>
Perfect, a prime specimen<br/>
You ask any Adeptus Astartes<br/>
And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in<br/>


Jot it down
[Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron<br/>
Had thick skin like Angron<br/>
[Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron<br/>
[Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating<br/>
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron<br/>


You ain't never had no friends like these
Give five "hurrahs!"<br/>
 
"For the Skull Throne!"<br/>
No no no
[Kharn:] Angron is the best<br/>
And the rest are all boned<br/>


[Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron<br/>
Or ignites like Angron<br/>
[Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron<br/>
[Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry<br/>
[Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged<br/>
[Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy<br/>
[Angron] (That's right!)<br/>
I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage<br/>


Nurgle:
[Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron<br/>
[Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron<br/>
[Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron<br/>
[Angron:] I'm especially fond of obliterating<br/>
(Kablooey!)<br/>
[Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!<br/>


Life is your restaurant
[Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants<br/>
So I'd fight with no fear or remorse<br/>
So I gave my legion the same nerve implants<br/>
Now they are an unstoppable force<br/>


And we're your maitre d's
[Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron<br/>
No one loots like Angron<br/>
[Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron<br/>
[Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating<br/>
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!<br/>


C'mon whisper what it is you want
=== Beauty and the Beast: Gaston ===


You ain't never had no friends like these
[Gaston:]      Who does she think she is? That lich has tangled with the wrong Paladin! No one says "die" to Gaston!
[LeFou:]        Heh heh. Darn right.
[Gaston:]      Plane-shifted! Hold-Personed! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
[LeFou:]        More beer?
[Gaston:]      What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
[LeFou:]        Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.


                Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
                Looking so down in the dumps
                Every Fighter here'd love to be you, Gaston
                Even when taking your lumps
                There's no man in the party as admired as you
                You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
                Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
                And it's not very hard to see why


Slaanesh:
                No one smites like Gaston
                No one fights like Gaston
                No one puts down those zombies and wights like Gaston
                For there's no man in town half as manly
                Perfect, a pure paragon
                You can ask any Priest, God or Cleric
                And they'll tell you whose crusade they prefer to be ooooooon!
               


Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
[Chorus:]      No one's been like Gaston
                A Paladin like Gaston
[LeFou:]        No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston:]      As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
[Chorus:]      My what a guy, that Gaston


You're the boss,
                Give five "hurrahs!"
                Give twelve "hip-hips!"
[LeFou:]        Gaston is the best
                And the rest is all drips


The Emps, A GOD
[Chorus:]      No one Detects like Gaston
                lacks defects like Gaston
[Cronie:]      That foul villain's plans nobody wrecks like Gaston
[Bimbettes:]    For there's no one as burly and brawny
[Gaston:]      As you see I win duels without fail
[LeFou:]        Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
[Gaston]        (That's right!)
                And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with mail.


Say what you wish
[Cronies:]      No one Turns like Gaston
[Townsman:]    witches burns like Gaston
[LeFou:]        A large pile of xp no one earns like Gaston
[Gaston:]      I'm especially good at exterminating
                (Ka-Smite!)
[Chorus:]      Ten points for Gaston!


It's yours! True dish
[Gaston:]      When I was a lad I killed four dozen orcs
                Ev'ry morning to help me get strong
                And now that I'm grown I kill five dozen orcs
                So I've roughly the might of King Kong!


How about a little more Warp Power, huh?
[Chorus:]      No one heals like Gaston
                Makes brutes squeal like Gaston
[LeFou:]        Then goes tromping around wearing steel like Gaston
[Gaston:]      I use troll skulls in all of my decorating
[Chorus:]      Say it again
                Who's a man among men?
                And then say it once more
                Who's the hero next door?
                Who's a super success?
                Don't you know? Can't you guess?
                Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
                There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down
[LeFou:]        And his name's G-A-S- T -
                G-A-S-T -  E  -
                G-A-S-T-O  -  oh!
[Chorus:]      Gaston


=== Mulan: A God Worth Killing For ===


Khorne:
'''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br>
Burn some of planet "A"
It's a long time since,<br>
we’ve seen a sign of our home.<br>


Burn ALL of planet "B"
'''[Angron]'''<br>
Like some mindless grox,<br>
it's Erebus, we must roam.<br>


'''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br>
Amidst the clash of wars, our orders,<br>
are easy to ignore!<br>


Tzeentch:
'''[Horus]'''<br>
We're in the mood to help you dude
Hey!<br>
What do we need? A god worth KILLING for!<br>


You ain't never had no friends like these
'''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br>
Huh? <br>


Can your friends do this?
'''[Horus]'''<br>
That’s what I said, a god worth KILLING for!<br>


Do your friends do that?
'''[Fulgrim]'''<br>
I want one with a perfect form<br>
with skin that has no scars<br>


Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
'''[Angron]'''<br>
My god will have a pair of horns,<br>
with hide as red as Mars.<br>


Can your friends go, poof?
'''[Magnus]'''<br>
I couldn’t care less about war or about dreams<br>
It all depends on sneaky schemes.<br>


Well, looky here
'''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br>
Maim! Kill! Burn!<br>
Huh!<br>


Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
'''[Mortarion]'''<br>
What's this talk of gods, it sounds so odd,<br>
I thought we're fighting for the Emprah of Man?<br>


And then make the Loyalists disappear?
'''[Lorgar]'''<br>
But he still ignores, the rewards of a GOD's plan.<br>


So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
'''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br>
Right now all we do, to serve our cause,<br>
is fight chore after chore!<br>


I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
'''[Horus]'''<br>
What do we want?<br>


You got us bona fide, certified
'''[pre-heresy marines]'''<br>
A god worth KILLING for!<br>


You got us Chaos Gods for your chare d'affaires
'''[Angron]'''<br>
I think my god wants worthy skulls<br>


We got a powerful urge to help you out
'''[Magnus]'''<br>
Well, mine will leave no chance unmined<br>


So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
'''[Alpharius]'''<br>
Uh…How bout a...god that destroys all?<br>
Exterminates mankind?<br>


You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
'''[All]'''<br>
Neh…<br>


Well, all you gotta do is ask like so - and oh
'''[Mortarion]'''<br>
My many pleas grant me disease,<br>
that makes all hearts beat stiller<br>


Well Mister Horus, sir, have a wish or two or three
'''[Angron]'''<br>
My pleas make me a blood-mad KILLER!<br>


We're on the job, you big nabob
'''[Fulgrim]'''<br>
I’ve a god who can, extend xir hand to all lands<br>


'''[Angron]'''<br>
But my god lets me, punch brutally, with my hands!<br>
Main! Kill! Burn! Huh!<br>


Nurgle:
'''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br>
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
When we have our gods, not one of us <br>
will need the Emperor!<br>


'''[Horus]'''<br>
What do we need?<br>


Khorne:
'''[Pre-heresy marines]'''<br>
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
A god worth KILLING for!<br>


(Marching in from the other side, the loyalist marines come, in the middle of their own song)<br>


Slaanesh:
'''[Guilliman]'''<br>
You ain't never had a friend like me
Who do we love?<br>


'''[Loyalist marines]'''<br>
Our mighty Emperor!<br>
(Whistling)<br>
Our mighty Emper…<br>


Tzeentch:
(They freeze in horror, confronted by the pre-heresy marines, now full chaos space marines)<br>
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!


===Snow white: Om nom Om nom===
===Mulan: Honor to us all===


Om nom Om nom Its Off To Eat We Go!!
This is what you give me to work with? <br/>
Well Sister, I've seen worse. <br/>
We're gonna turn this ork's ear <br/>
Into a steel purse. <br/>


We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
We'll have you trained and armed, <br/>
Indoctrinated till you are alarmed. <br/>
Trust my recipe for Chaos harmed, <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>


In our Hive the whole day through
Wait and see, when we're through <br/>
Boys will gladly go to war with you. <br/>
With a bolter and a flamer too <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>


To Kill Eat Kill Eat Kill Eat Eat Eat Eat
A girl brings the Imperium <br/>
Great glory in one way, <br/>
By fighting for the Emprah <br/>
And this could be the day. <br/>


Its what we like to do
Priests want girls with strong faith (firm, fanatical) <br/>
Who work fast paced. <br/>
With a good bolter and the Emprah's grace <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>


It ain't no trick
We all must serve our Emperor <br/>
Who guards us from his son. <br/>
The men can pass as guards, <br/>
But girls leave them outdone! <br/>


To get fat quick
When we're through you can't fail, <br/>
Like the Emperor you will prevail. <br/>
How could any Priest say no sale? <br/>
You'll bring glory to us all. <br/>


If ya kill kill kill
[Canoness]
An imperial eagle for serenity, a skull for devotion <br/>
Promethium flames for beauty <br/>
You must proudly show it. <br/>
Add another skull, just for luck <br/>
And even you can't blow it! <br/>


With a talon or a gun
[Sister]
Emperor, hear my plea! <br/>
Help me not to make a fool of me! <br/>
And to not tarnish your great glory! <br/>
Keep the Imperium standing tall! <br/>
As scary as the great deceiver <br/>
We will face the unbeliever! <br/>


In a hive (Echo: In a hive)
[Citizens]
Emperor, guard our girls <br/>
And our future as it fast unfurls <br/>
Please look kindly on these armoured pearls <br/>
Each a perfect soldier in your name! <br/>


LOUDER: In a hive(echo: IN A HIVE)
Please bring glory to us <br/>
Please bring glory to us <br/>
Please bring glory to us <br/>
Please bring glory to us all <br/>


Where a million life-forms
=== The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Hellfire ===


LONG: ddddiiinnnneee (om nom nom)
[Inquisitor Frollo]: Have mercy, my Emprah<br/>
You know I am a righteous man.<br/>
Of my virtue I am justly proud.<br/>


We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Have mercy, my Emprah,<br/>
 
You know I'm so much purer than<br/>
From early mornin' til' night
The common, vulgar, heretical crowd!<br/>


We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Then tell me, my Emprah<br/>
Why I see her standing there,<br/>
Why her ghosthelm's eyes still scorch my soul?<br/>


On everything in sight
I feel her, I see her!<br/>
 
The sun caught in her spirit stones<br/>
We take our time
Is blazing in me out of all control!<br/>


Then find some more
Like fire!<br/>
Warpfire!<br/>
This fire in my skin!<br/>
This burning<br/>
Desire<br/>
Is turning me to sin!<br/>


There's thousands to be sometime born
It's not my fault!<br/>
I'm not to blame!<br/>
It is the Eldar girl, the witch who set this flame!<br/>


And We dont know what we eat them for
It's not my fault,<br/>
It's Tzeentch's plan!<br/>
He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!<br/>


We Om nom nom noma nom nom
Protect me, my Emprah!<br/>
Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell!<br/>
Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone!<br/>
Destroy the Farseer!<br/>
And let her feel Chaos's flames<br/>
Or else let her be mine and mine alone!<br/>


===Little Mermaid: Pillage This World===
[Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.<br/>
An Imperial forgeworld!


Chaos be praised!
[Inquistor Frollo]: What?<br/>


Red Corsairs, to your drop pods,
[Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.<br/>


your armaments raised!
[Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!<br/>


I'll find her!<br/>
I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!<br/>


We'll have plenty of slaves and loot
Warpfire!<br/>
Dark fire!<br/>
Now Taldeer, it's your turn!<br/>
Choose me or<br/>
Your pyre!<br/>
Be mine or you will BURN!<br/>


to haul back to the Maelstrom
Emprah's mercy on me...<br/>


Emprah's mercy on her...<br/>


Look at those stockpiles
But she will be mine or<br/>
SHE<br/>
WILL<br/>
BURN!!!<br/>


they've got quite a hoard!
===Little Mermaid: [https://youtu.be/SXKlJuO07eM?t=7 Pillage This World]===


What shall we slaughter them with?
Look at my fleet,<br>
isn't it neat?<br>
Wouldn't you think my command is supreme?<br>
I am Lord of the Maelstorm<br>
The Chaos Lord Lugft Huron<br>


Bolter? Chainsword?
Look at that world,<br>
treasures untold.<br>
How many weapons can a Forgeworld hold?<br>
Looking around here you'd think<br>
"Sure, we'll steal everything".<br>


I've got soldiers and daemons a-plenty.<br>
Got siege weapons and sorcerers galore.<br>
That Blackstone Fortress? Gift from Abby!<br>
But who cares?<br>
No big deal.<br>
I want moooore!<br>


Looking around here, you'd think
I want to be where the High Lords are.<br>
I want to see,<br>
want to see them suffering.<br>
Running around without...<br>
...what do you call them? Oh - ''spleens''.<br>


"We're going to kill and enslave everything!"
Raiding a world you don't get too far;<br>
Crusades are required for big-time killing.<br>
Strolling along down the...<br>
...what's its name, again? "Cicatrix".<br>


Look at them scream,<br>
look at them run.<br>
And claim their skulls for the Skull Throne<br>
Blood running free<br>
Burn, galaxy<br>
''Kill, maim and buuurn!''<br>


I slaughter Conscripts and Guardsmen and Ratlings!
What would I give<br>
If I could leave,<br>
out of this Maelstorm!<br>
Whom would I flay<br>
to spend a day<br>
down on Badab.<br>


I've killed Ogryns, Space Marines, and more!
Here in the Warp<br>
You see a [[Rhino Transport|Rhino]]?
we understand.<br>
We do not reprimend Astartes.<br>
Brave post-humans,<br>
sick of serving<br>
that Carrion Lord!<br>


I see a [[Looted|trophy]]!
I'm ready to know what the Dark Gods know.<br>
Ask Tzeench my questions and get ''NINE'' answers!<br>
Ask Slaanesh just how do I...<br>
...what's the word? ''Raaaaaape!''<br>


For all of the mayhem, and treasure
When's it my turn?<br>
A Black Crusade.<br>
Wouldn't I love to be Warmaster!<br>


We'll wage war!
Wish the Dark Gods<br>
would turn to me.<br>
The Blood Reaver.<br>


===Little Mermaid: Under the Sea===


We like to eviscerate and mutilate
The shoeshine is always brighter<br>
 
On somebody else's boot. <br>
grab a Chainaxe, and slice up some bitches
Fools dream 'bout leaving the Emprah<br>'
 
watching the Guardsman scream at the lack of his - what was that?
 
Spleen?
 
 
When you're marked by the dark gods,
 
life's a lot of fun!
 
Your day is filled with murder and bloodshed!
 
You get to indulge in that activity of Slaanesh's - what was that?
 
Rape?
 
 
You're all going to die,
 
or at least be enslaved
 
bow down to the dark gods
 
and you may be saved!
 
 
With diabolical glee
 
It's going to be me
 
who pillages this world!
 
 
How could I glance
 
At a Land Raider
 
and not steal it?
 
 
How could I listen
 
to the Guardsmen's shrill screams
 
and not laugh?
 
 
I'd break a Commissar's back
 
before I'd rack
 
his corpse to
 
the hull of my Rhino
 
perforated on top of the bladed
 
rows of spines on top of the roof
 
 
We Chaos Lords so seldom get bored!
 
When we've our dark urges, we gleefully fulfill them!
 
After we've conquered and plundered
 
we simply move on!
 
 
Let flames consume all!
 
Let the galaxy burn!
 
We'll defile the
 
Imperium at every turn!
 
Can you not see?
 
It's going to be me, who pillages this world!
 
===Little Mermaid: Under the Sea===
 
The shoeshine is always brighter<br>
On somebody else's boot. <br>
Fools dream 'bout leaving the Emprah<br>'
But those dreams are evil's root. <br>
But those dreams are evil's root. <br>
Just think of the pains you'll suffer<br>
Just think of the pains you'll suffer<br>
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They were all going to die anyway.
They were all going to die anyway.


==Dreamworks Adaptations==
Although less prolific than Disney, some of Dreamworks' titles show great promise.


===The Prince of Egypt: Playing with the Big Boys===
===Moana: You're welcome===
[Cult Leaders]<br/>
 
Okay, okay<br>
I see what's happening here<br>
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange<br>
You don't even know how you feel<br>
It's adorable!<br>
Well it's nice to see that my sons never change<br>
 
Open your eyes, let's begin<br>
Yes it's really me, it's Father!<br>
Breathe it in<br>
I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!<br>
But I swear I'm truly not a god<br>
 
What can I say except "You're welcome"<br>
For your hearts and your occulobe<br>
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome<br>
I'm just mankind's Emperor!<br>
 
Hey, what has two thumbs and united Terra<br>
Sending man into a new era?<br>
This guy!<br>
 
In the ages of old<br>
Who trapped the dragon down below?<br>
You're looking at him, yo!<br>
 
Oh, also I made you some sons<br>
You're welcome<br>
To fight for you and bring you fun<br>
 
Also, I lit up the warp<br>
You're welcome<br>
To help your ships get you to war<br>
 
So what can I say except you're welcome?<br>
For the power I grabbed from Molech<br>
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome, ha!<br>
Tough I may have had to made some pacts<br>
You're welcome, you're welcome<br>
 
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!<br>
For the great Imperium you know<br>
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!<br>
Well, come to think of it, you gotta go<br>
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!<br>
'Cause I'm gonna need that world<br>
You're warping away, away<br>
You're welcome!<br>
Sorry, you don't get a vote<br>
You're welcome, you're welcome<br>
And thank you!<br>
 
==Dreamworks Adaptations==
Although less prolific than Disney, some of Dreamworks' titles show great promise.
 
===The Prince of Egypt: Playing with the Big Boys===
[Cult Leaders]<br/>
By the power of Tzeentch...<br/>
By the power of Tzeentch...<br/>
Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...Malal...<br/>
Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...Malal...<br/>
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So sign on our legion for heresy...he-re-sy!<br>
So sign on our legion for heresy...he-re-sy!<br>


==Other Sources==
==Original Works==
Through random circumstance or creative providence, some songs and poems lend themselves to grimdarking regardless of what media they are tied to.
 
===Blood On the Rocks (Gory, Gory, What a Helluva Way to Die)===
He was just a rookie guardsman and he surely shook with fright,<br/>
He checked off his equipment and made sure his lasgun's primed,<br/>
He had to sit and listen to those awful Greenskins roar,<br/>
You ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)<br/>
You ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
"Is everybody ready?" cried the sergeant looking on,<br/>
Our hero feebly answered, "Yes", and went a-marching on,<br/>
No sooner than he had begun, he took a grisly hit,<br/>
And he ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)<br/>
You ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
He gasped in long, he cried out loud, falling into shock,<br/>
The entrails in his stomach spilled out and bundled on the rocks,<br/>
He felt the blood, he felt the cold, he felt death creeping up,<br/>
And he ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)<br/>
You ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
The ambulance was on the spot, the Taurox running wild,<br/>
The medics jumped and scrambled fore, rolled up their sleeves and scowled,<br/>
For it had been a month or more since they'd received supplies,<br/>
And he ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)<br/>
You ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
A grenade hit the ground and exploded with a BOOM,<br/>
His comrades all round were heard to say "A helluva way to die",<br/>
He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,<br/>
And he ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)<br/>
You ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>
 
There was blood on the dirt, there were brains upon the rocks,<br/>
Gory bits,  a-dangling from his combat suit,<br/>
He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots,<br/>
And he ain't gonna fight no more.<br/>


===Marty Robins: Big Iron===
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRa0KZsGhc Boltgun]===
To the hive of Aguafrias came a stranger one grim day<br/>
To the hive of Agua Frias came a stranger one grim day<br/>
Hardly spoke to the Arbites, didn't have too much to say<br/>
Hardly spoke to the Arbites, didn't have too much to say<br/>
No one dared to slit his purse-strings, no one dared to make a slip<br/>
No one dared to slit his purse-strings, no one dared to make a slip<br/>
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Boltgun on his hip<br/>
Boltgun on his hip<br/>


===Team America Theme===
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk War Cant of Mars]===
011101110110000101110010...<br/>


Mine receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame<br/>
The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim<br/>
Our engines at full power, your destruction is our aim<br/>
Our Truth has come online<br/>


All rise for the Imperial Anthem. Failure to sing along in full chorus is punishable by death! <br/>
Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)<br/>
Our Truth has come online<br/>


Imperium...<br/>
With heat and iron and industry we'll purge you from this world<br/>
Imperium...<br/>
You will sunder, melt, and shatter from the bolts of wrath we've hurled<br/>
And upon your ruined end, our blood red banners stand unfurled<br/>
Our Might has come online<br/>


Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)<br/>
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,<br/>
Our Might has come online<br/>
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Subjugation is the only way yeah,<br/>
Heretics your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to,<br/>
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,<br/>
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
What you going to do when we come for you now,<br/>
It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow<br/>


FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Traitor, Xeno, Heretek, they are as one to us<br/>
We will scorch them from existence with our engines devious<br/>
Our hate for them encoded into every bolt and truss<br/>
Our Wrath has come online<br/>


Emperor, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)<br/>
Space Marines, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Our Wrath has come online<br/>
Guardsmen, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Navy, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Mechanicus, FUCK, YEAH!<br/>
PDF, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Arbitrators, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Inquisition, FUCK YEAH!<br/>


FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Titans striding forward, Ordinatii by the score<br/>
They are drowning out blasphemers 'neath their great mechanic roar<br/>
Tradition is our bulwark, it endures forever more<br/>
Our Victory comes online<br/>


Ogryns, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)<br/>
Ratlings, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Our Victory comes online<br/>
Squats, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Ecclesiarchy, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Sororitas, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Big tits, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Grox steaks, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Amasec, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Lho sticks, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Commissars, Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*<br/>


Order, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Deus est machina (X3)<br/>
Discipline, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Machina<br/>
Imperial Creed, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Sebastian Thor, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Scrumball, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Administratum, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Munitorum, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Assasinorum, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Titan Legions, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Sanctioned Psykers, fuck yeah... fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*<br/>
Uplifting Primer, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Tomes of Knowledge (as have been deemed suitable for public reading by the Emperor's most Holy Inquisition), FUCK YEAH!<br/>


===The Wurzels: Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)===
Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)<br/>
Our Victory comes online<br/>


011101110110000101110010...<br/>


I drove my Baneblade through your bunker last night<br/>
==Other Sources==
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Through random circumstance or creative providence, some songs and poems lend themselves to grimdarking regardless of what media they are tied to.
I crushed them 'eretics 'neath the treads to keep quiet<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Now somethin's tellin' me, you've finally noticed me<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need<br/>


Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
===Amon Amarth: The Pursuit of Vikings===
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
The warming sun returns again,<br>
Oh I got 20 headshots and you got 43<br/>
And melts away the snow,<br>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
The Sea of Claws free from icy chains,<br>
Winter is letting go,<br>


I made her laugh *pew* Haha!<br/>
Standing on the ocean's side,<br>
We can hear the waves,<br>
Calling us out with tides,<br>
To sail into our fate,<br>


I'll Stick 'em in the guts, then give you all ya need<br/>
KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Our axes, spears and swords!<br>
I'll have ya two or three times, I'm a man built for speed<br/>
Guide us through storms that whip,<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
And in brutal WAR!<br>
And then I'll light me pipe up, and then I will cram<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
My heavy shells up their arses while we purge all the land<br/>


Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
Our ships await us by the shore,<br>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
Time has come to leave,<br>
Oh I got 20 headshots and you got 43<br/>
Our country, families and homes,<br>  
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
For glory in setting south to torch,<br>


Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovel bit of stuff an'all<br/>
Some of us wont return,<br>
But that wont bring us down,<br>
Our fate lies written in the web,<br>
Woven by the Raven God,<br>


For seven years I've been stationed right here in this place<br/>
A thrall is sacrificed,<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Across the longship's bow,<br>
Taking pot-shots at the 'eretics in the face <br/>
And as we set our sails,<br>  
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
The Winds of Chaos begin to blow,<br>
Now if I cleaned me long-las would ya change yur mind<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
I'd polish hard enough to keep the standard flying high<br/>


Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
It carries out to sea,<br>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
With waking dreams of slaughter and pride,<br>
Oh I got 20 headshots and you got 43<br/>
And glorious all will be,<br>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
That with sword in hand will die!<br>


Who loves ya baby? THE EMPEROR!<br/>
KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br>
Our axes, spears and swords!<br>
Guide us through storms that whip,<br>
And in brutal WAR!<br>


Weren't we grand couple at that last big advance?<br/>
KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br>
You had yur eviscerator and I had me long-las <br/>
Our axes, spears and swords!<br>
In yur new power armour with yur incense smellin' grand<br/>
Guide us through storms that whip,<br>  
I wanted to duel you one-on-one, show you I'm good with me 'ands<br/>
And in brutal WAR!<br>


Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
===Amon Amarth: Valhalla Awaits Me===
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
Blood gushes from the wound,<br>
Oh I got 20 headshots and you got 43<br/>
The cut is wide and deep,<br>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
Right before he turns around,<br>
He falls to his knees<br>


Aarrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur holy relics haha!<br/>
A clear song rings in the blade,<br>
As steel meets hardened steel,<br>
I hear the sound of shattered wood,<br>
A sword cuts through my shield,<br>


===Underfist: Hallowen Bash===
I drop the shield and grab my axe,<br>
A weapon in each hand,<br>
A clear blow makes the helmet crack,<br>
My axe cuts to the teeth!<br>
I rip the axe from his skull,<br>
Covered in blood and gore,<br>
Leave the body lying dead,<br>
Ready to kill some more,<br>


When Daemons come to wreck your world<br/>
My sword carves through flesh and bone,<br>
And you need weapons to assist you<br/>
Like a hot knife cuts through snow,<br>
And the Space Marines just ain't around<br/>
I smile when the bastard screams,<br>
Then Powerfist will rescue you.<br/>
When I twist my sword,<br>


It's what they do, Oh yeah!<br/>
SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br>
Oh yeah! Oh  yeah!<br/>
AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br>
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
SOON! I WILL DIE!<br>


Power...<br/>
SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br>
Power...<br/>
AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br>
Power, Power, Power fist!<br/>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
Power, Power, Power fist!<br/>
SOON! I WILL DIE!<br>


When the warp attacks<br/>
BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!<br>
And daemonic monsters run amock<br/>
WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!<br>
And you're possessed by some form of soul<br/>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
Then what you need is a psyker now!<br/>
WHEN I'M DEAD!<br>


Power fist, they're free!<br/>
I raise my axe up above my head,<br>
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/>
My eyes stare in furious rage,<br>
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/>
Yet more blood will be shed,<br>
Power fist, go!<br/>
This is a victorious day!<br>


===Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody===
Blood gushes from the wound,<br>
Iz dis da real life?<br/>
The cut is wide and deep,<br>
Iz dis jus' fannasy?<br/>
Right before I turn around,<br>
Caught in a big push,<br/>
I fall to my knees,<br>
No 'scape from reality.<br/>
Open ya eyes, Look up at da skies and see,<br/>
I's jus' a poor boy, dun need no sympafy,<br/>
'Cause I'm big 'n mean, not a grot, chop and smash, shoot a lot,<br/>
Any way the waaagh goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.<br/>


Warboss, just killed an ork,<br/>
SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br>
Put mah dakka 'gainst 'is 'ead, pulled my trigger, now 'e's dead.<br/>
AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br>
Warboss, waaagh had just begun,<br/>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
But now I's gone and shot up all ya nobs.<br/>
SOON, I WILL DIE!<br>
Warboss, ooh, Didn' mean ta make ya mad,<br/>
If I's not back again dis time tomorra,<br/>
Keep stompin', keep stompin' as if nuffin' really matters.<br/>


Too late, I gots shot up,<br/>
SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br>
Sends hurtin' down me spine, body's aching all the time.<br/>
AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br>
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,<br/>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
Gotta leave you all behind and face da troof.<br/>
SOON, I WILL DIE!<br>
Warboss, ooh, I dun' wanna die,<br/>
 
I sometimes wish I'd never waaaghed at all.<br/>
BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!<br>
WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!<br>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
WHEN I'M DEAD!<br>


I see a little silhouetto of a beakie,<br/>
===Blood Bowl (to the tune of the theme from ''Coach'')===
Zoggin' humies, Zoggin' humies, is it your turn to stomp now?<br/>
Thundabolts and Lightnins, very, very fright'ning me.<br/>
(Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka. (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka, Gorkamorka Gork n' Mork<br/>
Waaaaagh! I's just a poor boy an' nobody loves me.<br/>
'E's just a poor boy from a poor goff tribe,<br/>
Spare 'im 'is loife from dis monstrosity.<br/>
Easy come, easy go, will yas lemme go?<br/>
Xenos! No, we will not let you go.<br/>
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/>
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/>
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.<br/>
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.<br/>
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br/>
(Oh Brother Captain, Brother Captain.) Bruvva Kaptin, lemme go.<br/>
Da Commissar 'as a boltgun put aside for me, for me, for me.<br/>


So you fink you can shoot me and spit in my eye?<br/>
Come on down and play some Blood Bowl<br>
So you fink you can curse me and leave me to die?<br/>
Get out your dice and have a roll<br>
Oh, snotling, can't do dis to me, snotling,<br/>
Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know<br>
Jus' gonna get out, jus' gotta get stompin' again!<br/>
No matter what, you never know how it'll go


Nuffin' really matters, Anyone can see,<br/>
Let the blood lust consume your soul<br>
Nuffin' really matters,<br/>
Performance enhancers take their toll<br>
Nuffin' really matters to me.<br/>
Whether you win, whether you lose<br>
Whatever plays that you may choose<br>
All the fans want is Blood-<br>
-Bowl!


Any way the waaagh goes.<br/>
Down to the stadium we'll stroll<br>
To watch the Elves and Orks and Trolls<br>
As they all scramble for the goal<br>
While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes


===Overhead: A pint of ale===
So join us for every pass and throw<br>
IF YOU LIKE TO DRINK BEER, I TELL YOU I'M YOUR DWARF, <br/>
And every last bone breaking blow<br>
YE SIP SOME, YOU CHUG SOME, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME! <br/>
Every kick, every touchdown<br>
(killer banjo solo) <br/>
Violence and gore, round after round<br>
I DON'T SHARE YOUR GREED, THE ONLY DRINK I NEED IS <br/>
It's all right inside the Blood Bowl!
A PINT OF ALE, A PINT OF ALE!!!!!!
 
===Robert Browning: My Last Duchess===
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ Bon Jovi: Shot through the head (by Grey Knights)]===
    That's my last adjutant painted on the wall, <br/>
 
    Looking as if she were alive. I call <br/>
Shot through the head<br>
    That piece a wonder, now: The Confessor <br/>
With that Astral Aim<br>
    Worked busily that day, and there she stands. <br/>
Brothers you give Titan<br>
    Will't please you sit and look at her? I said <br/>
A good name<br>
    Confessor by design, for never read <br/>
 
    Strangers like you that pictured countenance, <br/>
An Angel of Death <br>
    The depth and passion of its earnest glance, <br/>
walks through hell<br>
    But to myself they turned (since none puts by <br/>
A demon's name carved<br>
    The curtain I have drawn for you, but I) <br/>
on each storm bolter shell<br>
    And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst, <br/>
Chains of Torment ain't got no hold on me<br>
    How such a glance came there; so not the first <br/>
In service to Him you are always free<br>
    Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, 'twas not <br/>
 
    My orders only, called that eager spot, <br/>
Oh, you're a loaded gun<br>
    Of joy into her pallid cheek; perhaps <br/>
 
    A Guardsman chanced to say "She wears her cap <br/>
Oh, there's nowhere to run<br>
    Askew, as it please her," or "Prayer <br/>
No one can save<br>
    Must never hope to match a lock of her hair <br/>
the enemies of Man<br>
    Taken from her head": such stuff <br/>
 
    Was unacceptable, I thought, and cause enough <br/>
Shot through the head<br>
    For flagellation (she did not). She had <br/>
in the Emperor's name<br>
    An attitude - how shall I say - relaxed <br/>
Brothers you give Titan<br>
    Too easily beguiled; she listened to anything <br/>
A good name<br>
    She looked on, and her ears heard many things. <br/>
The Hammerhand<br>
    Sir, 'twas all one! Morning prayers, arrests, <br/>
and the Cleansing Flame<br>
    The whispers of the Dark Gods in her breast, <br/>
you give Titan<br>
    The impious jibes some vulgar soldier <br/>
A good name<br>
    Would throw her way, unaware of her <br/>
 
    Position and my power. All and each <br/>
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uj8h4SCsnE Salve Regina]===
    would draw from her alike the approving speech, <br/>
Hail, holy Celestine, Living Saint<br/>
    Or an ear at least. She took confession - good - but prayed <br/>
Emperor's Sword, our protector and our hope,<br/>
    Somehow - I know how now - as if her faith was any other jade. <br/>
To thee do we cry,<br/>
    A heretic. Who'd stoop to blame <br/>
Poor besieged daughters of the Emperor,<br/>
    This sort of crime? Even had you time <br/>
To thee do we send our pleas,<br/>
    For a trial - which I had not - for heretic slime <br/>
Mourning and weeping in this dark cosmos.<br/>
    And to say she burns, and to say "Just This <br/>
 
    Is your fair fate, you lying bitch, <br/>
Turn then, most invincible protector,<br/>
    Traitor to the Emperor" - and if she let <br/>
Thine eyes of mercy towards us;<br/>
    Herself be lessoned so, nor plainly set <br/>
And after this our watch,<br/>
    Her wits to yours, forsooth, and made excuse, <br/>
Show to us the blessed fruit of our God-Emperor,<br/>
    - E'en then would be some stooping, and I choose <br/>
O charitable, O loving,<br/>
    Never to stoop. Oh sir, she prayed, no doubt, <br/>
O sweet Martyred one,<br/>
    On every feast, but which gods blessed without <br/>
 
    Those same prayers? This became clear. I made commands. <br/>
Pray for us, O holy Matron,<br/>
    Then prayers turned into screams. There she stands, <br/>
that we may be made worthy of the promises of the Emperor.<br/>
    As if alive. Will't please you rise? We'll meet <br/>
 
    The Governor below, then. I repeat, <br/>
===Team America Theme===
    The Inquisition's munificence <br/>
 
    Is ample warrant that no just pretence <br/>
 
    Of confession will be disallowed; <br/>
All rise for the Imperial Anthem. Failure to sing along in full chorus is punishable by death! <br/>
    Though to find heresy, as I avowed, <br/>
 
    At starting, is my object. Nay, we'll go <br/>
Imperium...<br/>
    Together down, sir. Notice this seal, though, <br/>
Imperium...<br/>
    The skull and I, together as you see, <br/>
 
    Which gives certain... powers to me. <br/>
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,<br/>
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Subjugation is the only way yeah,<br/>
Heretics your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to,<br/>
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,<br/>
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
What you gonna do when we come for you now,<br/>
It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow<br/>
 
FUCK YEAH!<br/>


===Charlie Daniels Band: The Devil Went Down to Georgia===
Emperor, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
The daemon went down to Terra,<br/>
Space Marines, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
He was looking for a soul to steal.<br/>
Guardsmen, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.<br/>
Navy, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
When he came across this young man chainswordin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.<br/>
Mechanicus, FUCK, YEAH!<br/>
And the daemon jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy, let me you what:"<br/>
PDF, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too."<br/>
Arbitrators, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."<br/>
Inquisition, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the daemon his due:"<br/>
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."<br/>
The boy said: "Mah nahme's [[Indrick Boreale|Boreale]] ahnd it might be ah sin,"<br/>
"But Ah'll take yooouuur bet, yoouugghhrr gonna regrort, 'cos Ah'm the best thawt's ever beahn."<br/>


Boreale, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,<br/>
FUCK YEAH!<br/>
'Cause hellwarp's broke loose in Terra and Tzeentch deals the cards.<br/>
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.<br/>
But if you lose, the daemon gets your soul.<br/>


The daemon opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."<br/>
Ogryns, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
And blue fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.<br/>
Ratlings, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.<br/>
Squats, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Then a band of Nurglings joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:<br/>
Ecclesiarchy, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
When the daemon finished, Boreale said,<br/>
Sororitas, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
"Worl, you're prehtty guud, oorrld sawn,"<br/>
Big tits, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
"But sit dorn in that cheer rigghht ther and let me show you whore it's dorne"<br/>
Grox steaks, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Amasec, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Lho sticks, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Commissars, Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*<br/>


Fire on the monolith.<br/>
Order, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Run, boys, run<br/>
Discipline, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Slaanesh in the House of the Rising Sun.<br/>
Imperial Creed, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Squiqs in the bread pan pickin' out dough.<br/>
Sebastian Thor, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Granny, does your cyberdog bite?<br/>
Scrumball, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
No, child, no.<br/>
Administratum, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Munitorum, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Assasinorum, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Titan Legions, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Sanctioned Psykers, fuck yeah... fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*<br/>
Uplifting Primer, FUCK YEAH!<br/>
Tomes of Knowledge (as have been deemed suitable for public reading by the Emperor's most Holy Inquisition), FUCK YEAH!<br/>


The daemon bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.<br/>
===The Wurzels: Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)===
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Boreale's feet.<br/>
Boreale said, "Daemon, just cuhm on baahhck if you ever wahnt to trah agahin."<br/>
"'Cause Ah told you once, you son of a grot,"<br/>
"Ah'm the best that's evah bihn."<br/>


===Iron Maiden: Aces High===
(Sung from the perspective of a Ratling Sniper about an Adeptus Sororitas he's taken a fancy to)
There goes da sirun dat warns o' da air raid<br>
Den comz da sound o' da shootaz: DakDakkaDak<br>
Owt fer da scramble we've godda git airborne<br>
Godda git up fer da comin' attak.<br>


Jump in da cockpit an start up da enginz<br>
Lode up da grotz derz no time to muck about<br>
Gavverin' speed as weeb 'ed down da runway<br>
Godda git airborne an smoke dose gitz out<br>


Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'<br>
I drove my Baneblade through your bunker last night<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin', goin' in again<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'<br>
I crushed them 'eretics 'neath the treads to keep quiet<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die<br>
Now somethin's tellin' me, you've finally noticed me<br/>
Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh.<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need<br/>


Move in ter fire at da mainstream o' bombaz<br>
Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
Giv em some dakka an den turn away<br>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
Roll ober, spin round ter cumz in behind 'em<br>
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/>
Move ter their blindsidz an firin' again<br>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>


Runtie ships oe'r da Horizon, muv in behin' us<br>
I made her laugh *pew* Haha!<br/>
Down on da ground dere's jes deadboys and lootaz<br>
'Eading up an turnin' our flash ter mug dem<br>
'Eading straight fer dim meeb per-ss down on mi shootaz.<br>


Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
I'll Stick 'em in the guts, then give you all ya need<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin' ('ere we go agin!)<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
I'll have ya two or three times, I'm a man built for speed<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die<br>
And then I'll light me pipe up, and then I will cram<br/>
Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh<br>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
My heavy shells up their arses while we purge all the land<br/>


===Iron Maiden: The Trooper===
Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
You’ll take my life but I’ll take yours too<br/>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
You’ll fire you railgun but I’ll run you through<br/>
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/>
So when you're waiting for the next attack<br/>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
You’d better stand there’s no turning back<br/>


The Ethereal speaks as the charge begins<br/>
Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovely bit of stuff an'all<br/>
But on this battlefield no one wins<br/>
The smell of acrid smoke and krootox breath<br/>
As you plunge into a certain death<br/>


The horse he sweats with fear we break to run<br/>
For seven years I've been stationed right here in this place<br/>
The mighty roar of the Tau guns<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
And as we race towards the xenos wall<br/>
Taking pot-shots at the 'eretics in the face <br/>
The screams of pain as my comrades fall<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
Now if I cleaned me long-las would ya change yur mind<br/>
(Ooh ar ooh ar)<br/>
I'd polish hard enough to keep the standard flying high<br/>


We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground<br/>
Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
And the Tau fire another round<br/>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
We get so near yet so far away<br/>
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/>
We won’t live to fight another day<br/>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>


(Guitar Solo)<br/>
Who loves ya baby? THE EMPEROR!<br/>


We get so close near enough to fight<br/>
Weren't we grand couple at that last big advance?<br/>
When a Firewarrior gets me in his sights<br/>
You had yur eviscerator and I had me long-las <br/>
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow<br/>
In yur new power armour with yur incense smellin' grand<br/>
A burst of rounds take my horse below<br/>
I wanted to duel you one-on-one, show you I'm good with me 'ands<br/>


And as I lay there gazing at the sky<br/>
Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>
My body’s numb and my throat is dry<br/>
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony<br/>
And as I lay forgotten and alone<br/>
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43<br/>
Without a tear I draw my parting groan<br/>
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key<br/>


===My Chemical Romance: The Black Parade===
Aarrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur holy relics haha!<br/>
WHEN I WAS<br/>
A GUARDSMAN,<br/>
MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS<br/>
TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY<br/>


HE SAID,<br/>
===Underfist: Halloween Bash===
"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,<br/>
WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,<br/>
AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"<br/>


HE SAID<br/>
When Daemons come to wreck your world<br/>
"WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM,<br/>
And you need weapons to assist you<br/>
THE DAEMONS, AND ALL THE FILTHY XENOS,<br/>
And the Space Marines just ain't around<br/>
THE SCHEMES THAT THEY HAVE MADE?"<br/>
Then Powerfist will rescue you.<br/>


FOR ONE DAY, I LEAD YOU,<br/>
It's what they do, Oh yeah!<br/>
TO THE ELDAR,<br/>
Oh yeah! Oh  yeah!<br/>
AND TAU AND ORKS AND NECRONS,<br/>
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/>
TO JOIN THE DARK CRUSADE."<br/>


WHEN I WAS<br/>
Power...<br/>
A GUARDSMAN, <br/>
Power...<br/>
MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS<br/>
Power, Power, Power fist!<br/>
TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY<br/>
Power, Power, Power fist!<br/>


HE SAID, <br/>
When the warp attacks<br/>
"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP, <br/>
And daemonic monsters run amock<br/>
WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT, <br/>
And you're possessed by some form of soul<br/>
AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?" <br/>
Then what you need is a psyker now!<br/>


~<br/>
Power fist, they're free!<br/>
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/>
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!<br/>
Power fist, go!<br/>


This world it needs reclaiming, in the God-Emperor's Name. <br/>
===Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody===
And for Him we will charge into the breach. <br/>
Iz dis da real life?<br/>
And through it all, the war's loud call, the bodies in the trench, <br/>
Iz dis jus' fannasy?<br/>
We'll fight until the victory's within reach, <br/>
Caught in a big push,<br/>
No 'scape from reality.<br/>
Open ya eyes, Look up at da skies and see,<br/>
I's jus' a poor boy, dun need no sympafy,<br/>
'Cause I'm big 'n mean, not a grot, chop and smash, shoot a lot,<br/>
Any way the waaagh goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.<br/>


We’re marching on, <br/>
Warboss, just killed an ork,<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
Put mah shoota 'gainst 'is 'ead, pulled my trigger, now 'e's dead.<br/>
And when we’ve killed the mutants, <br/>
Warboss, waaagh had just begun,<br/>
The Imperial Guard will march straight on<br/>
But now I's gone and shot up all ya nobs.<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
Warboss, ooh, Didn' mean ta make ya mad,<br/>
I’ll take my lasgun and reload it, <br/>
If I's not back again dis time tomorra,<br/>
The cadence can’t contain it. <br/>
Keep stompin', keep stompin' as if nuffin' really matters.<br/>


The Baneblade sends them reeling, it decimates them all<br/>
Too late, I gots shot up,<br/>
The Basilisk shells fall upon our foes<br/>
Sends hurtin' down me spine, body's aching all the time.<br/>
So burn the Ork and stab the Tau<br/>
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,<br/>
Let's shout our victory clear<br/>
Gotta leave you all behind and face da troof.<br/>
There’s no damn enemy who’ll bring us low<br/>
Warboss, ooh, I dun' wanna die,<br/>
I sometimes wish I'd never waaaghed at all.<br/>


We’re marching on<br/>
I see a little silhouetto of a beakie,<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
Zoggin' humies, Zoggin' humies, is it your turn to stomp now?<br/>
And when we’ve killed all of the xenos, <br/>
Thundabolts and Lightnins, very, very fright'ning me.<br/>
The Imperial Guard will march straight on<br/>
(Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka. (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka, Gorkamorka Gork n' Mork<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
Waaaaagh! I's just a poor boy an' nobody loves me.<br/>
Necrons lie broken and defeated<br/>
'E's just a poor boy from a poor goff tribe,<br/>
The Cadian 4-12th marches<br/>
Spare 'im 'is loife from dis monstrosity.<br/>
 
Easy come, easy go, will yas lemme go?<br/>
~<br/>
Xenos! No, we will not let you go.<br/>
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/>
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.<br/>
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.<br/>
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.<br/>
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.<br/>
(Oh Brother Captain, Brother Captain.) Bruvva Kaptin, lemme go.<br/>
Da Commissar 'as a boltgun put aside for me, for me, for me.<br/>


All the Chaos forces we will shoot<br/>
So you fink you can shoot me and spit in my eye?<br/>
Ooh oh ohhhh<br/>
So you fink you can curse me and leave me to die?<br/>
Word Bearer helmets crack beneath our boots<br/>
Oh, snotling, can't do dis to me, snotling,<br/>
Ooh oh ohhhh<br/>
Jus' gonna get out, jus' gotta get stompin' again!<br/>
The other races run because the Guard is coming, <br/>


Do or die, you'll never beat us<br/>
Nuffin' really matters, Anyone can see,<br/>
Over this land, our banner we’ll unfurl<br/>
Nuffin' really matters,<br/>
The Emperor is right there with us<br/>
Nuffin' really matters to me.<br/>
We’ll kill them all, and then reclaim this world<br/>


We won't explain or say we’re sorry<br/>
Any way the waaagh goes.<br/>
We are the Guard, we are Imperial Might <br/>
Give a cheer for all we’ve beaten<br/>
Listen here, because for you we fight<br/>


We are but men, We are all heroes<br/>
===Overhead: A pint of ale===
Not Spess Mehreens, yet we will hold the line<br/>
IF YOU LIKE TO DRINK BEER, I TELL YOU I'M YOUR DWARF, <br/>
Our enemies will rage against us<br/>
YE SIP SOME, YOU CHUG SOME, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME! <br/>
 
(killer banjo solo) <br/>
We<br/>
I DON'T SHARE YOUR GREED, THE ONLY DRINK I NEED IS <br/>
Don't<br/>
A PINT OF ALE, A PINT OF ALE!!!!!!
Care! <br/>
===Robert Browning: My Last Duchess===
 
    That's my last adjutant painted on the wall, <br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
    Looking as if she were alive. I call <br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
    That piece a wonder, now: The Confessor <br/>
And when the heretics and traitors<br/>
    Worked busily that day, and there she stands. <br/>
Are purged the Guard will march straight on<br/>
    Will't please you sit and look at her? I said <br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
    Confessor by design, for never read <br/>
Enemies broken and defeated<br/>
    Strangers like you that pictured countenance, <br/>
The Imperial Guard is marching on<br/>
    The depth and passion of its earnest glance, <br/>
    But to myself they turned (since none puts by <br/>
    The curtain I have drawn for you, but I) <br/>
    And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst, <br/>
    How such a glance came there; so not the first <br/>
    Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, 'twas not <br/>
    My orders only, called that eager spot, <br/>
    Of joy into her pallid cheek; perhaps <br/>
    A Guardsman chanced to say "She wears her cap <br/>
    Askew, as it please her," or "Prayer <br/>
    Must never hope to match a lock of her hair <br/>
    Taken from her head": such stuff <br/>
    Was unacceptable, I thought, and cause enough <br/>
    For flagellation (she did not). She had <br/>
    An attitude - how shall I say - relaxed <br/>
    Too easily beguiled; she listened to anything <br/>
    She looked on, and her ears heard many things. <br/>
    Sir, 'twas all one! Morning prayers, arrests, <br/>
    The whispers of the Dark Gods in her breast, <br/>
    The impious jibes some vulgar soldier <br/>
    Would throw her way, unaware of her <br/>
    Position and my power. All and each <br/>
    would draw from her alike the approving speech, <br/>
    Or an ear at least. She took confession - good - but prayed <br/>
    Somehow - I know how now - as if her faith was any other jade. <br/>
    A heretic. Who'd stoop to blame <br/>
    This sort of crime? Even had you time <br/>
    For a trial - which I had not - for heretic slime <br/>
    And to say she burns, and to say "Just This <br/>
    Is your fair fate, you lying bitch, <br/>
    Traitor to the Emperor" - and if she let <br/>
    Herself be lessoned so, nor plainly set <br/>
    Her wits to yours, forsooth, and made excuse, <br/>
    - E'en then would be some stooping, and I choose <br/>
    Never to stoop. Oh sir, she prayed, no doubt, <br/>
    On every feast, but which gods blessed without <br/>
    Those same prayers? This became clear. I made commands. <br/>
    Then prayers turned into screams. There she stands, <br/>
    As if alive. Will't please you rise? We'll meet <br/>
    The Governor below, then. I repeat, <br/>
    The Inquisition's munificence <br/>
    Is ample warrant that no just pretence <br/>
    Of confession will be disallowed; <br/>
    Though to find heresy, as I avowed, <br/>
    At starting, is my object. Nay, we'll go <br/>
    Together down, sir. Notice this seal, though, <br/>
    The skull and I, together as you see, <br/>
    Which gives certain... powers to me. <br/>


No space elf witch, No Bloody Magpie<br/>
===Charlie Daniels Band: The Devil Went Down to Georgia===
No greenskin axe, No advanced battlesuit<br/>
The daemon went down to Terra,<br/>
No evil priest, No undead robot<br/>
He was looking for a soul to steal.<br/>
No enemy, can ever beat us (We’re marching on) <br/>
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.<br/>
 
When he came across this young man chainswordin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.<br/>
Tank after tank, Cadian courage,(We’re marching on) <br/>
And the daemon jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy, let me you what:"<br/>
Man after man, no matter how hard (We’re marching on) <br/>
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too."<br/>
This war will be, you'll never beat us<br/>
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."<br/>
For the God Emperor, We’re the Imperial Guard! <br/>
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the daemon his due:"<br/>
(Imperial Guard!) <br/>
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."<br/>
The boy said: "Mah nahme's [[Indrick Boreale|Boreale]] ahnd it might be ah sin,"<br/>
"But Ah'll take yooouuur bet, yoouugghhrr gonna regrort, 'cos Ah'm the best thawt's ever beahn."<br/>


===Harvey Andrews: British Soldier===
Boreale, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,<br/>
In a spaceport in the city a young guardsman stood<br/>
'Cause hellwarp's broke loose in Terra and Tzeentch deals the cards.<br/>
Talking to the natives there if they would<br/>
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.<br/>
Some just stared in hatred, and others turned in pain<br/>
But if you lose, the daemon gets your soul.<br/>
And the lonely guardsman boy wished he was home again<br/>


Come join glorious guard! Said the posters in his block<br/>
The daemon opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."<br/>
See new worlds and have your fun and serve your emperor<br/>
And blue fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.<br/>
His skills were surely lacking and his family had to eat<br/>
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.<br/>
So he took the emperors oath and enlisted for up to fight<br/>
Then a band of Nurglings joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:<br/>
When the daemon finished, Boreale said,<br/>
"Worl, you're prehtty guud, oorrld sawn,"<br/>
"But sit dorn in that cheer rigghht ther and let me show you whore it's dorne"<br/>


For there was no fear of fighting, to the conquered he’d be sent<br/>
Fire on the monolith.<br/>
Just ten years getting paid to watch<br/>
Run, boys, run<br/>
Then leave a glorious victor, a man who’d made the grade<br/>
Slaanesh in the House of the Rising Sun.<br/>
A medal and some land, and memories in trade<br/>
Squiqs in the bread pan pickin' out dough.<br/>
Granny, does your cyberdog bite?<br/>
No, child, no.<br/>


Then came the call of Tash’ren, as it had come before<br/>
The daemon bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.<br/>
Another bloody chapter in an unending war<br/>
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Boreale's feet.<br/>
The people stood on both sides, the people they stood behind<br/>
Boreale said, "Daemon, just cuhm on baahhck if you ever wahnt to trah agahin."<br/>
Another fight in futilities name, the weak against the blind<br/>
"'Cause Ah told you once, you son of a grot,"<br/>
"Ah'm the best that's evah bihn."<br/>


The guardsman stood between them, between the whistling stones<br/>
===Iron Maiden: Aces High===
And then the broken bottles, that lead to more patrols<br/>
There goes da sirun dat warns o' da air raid<br>
The crude bombs that burnt him, the nails that pierced his skin<br/>
Den comz da sound o' da shootaz: DakDakkaDak<br>
And wish he’d just stayed home, working with his friends<br/>
Owt fer da scramble we've godda git airborne<br>
Godda git up fer da comin' attak.<br>


The starport filled with people the guardsman soon was bored<br/>
Jump in da cockpit an start up da enginz<br>
But better in the port than where the soldiers warred<br/>
Lode up da grotz derz no time to muck about<br>
The room filled up with the xenos females, their younglings in tow<br/>
Gavverin' speed as weeb 'ed down da runway<br>
Who stared with itchy fingers at the guardsman and his gun<br/>
Godda git airborne an smoke dose gitz out<br>


A yell of fear a pulse of engines the shattering of glass<br/>
Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'<br>
The window of the port broke to let the package pass<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin', goin' in again<br>
A scream came from the defeated as they ran towards the door<br/>
Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'<br>
Dragging their younglings crying from the charge upon the floor<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die<br>
Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh.<br>


The guardsman stood and could not move, his gun he could not use<br/>
Move in ter fire at da mainstream o' bombaz<br>
He knew the bomb had seconds and not minutes on the fuse<br/>
Giv em some dakka an den turn away<br>
He could not run and pick it up and throw it in the street<br/>
Roll ober, spin round ter cumz in behind 'em<br>
There were far too many people there, too many running feet<br/>
Move ter their blindsidz an firin' again<br>


Take cover! yelled the guardsman, Take cover for your lives<br/>
Runtie ships oe'r da Horizon, muv in behin' us<br>
And the Aliens threw down their young and stood before their wives<br/>
Down on da ground dere's jes deadboys and lootaz<br>
They turned towards the soldier their eyes alive with fear<br/>
'Eading up an turnin' our flash ter mug dem<br>
For the greater good’s sake, save our children or they'll end their short lives here<br/>
'Eading straight fer dim meeb per-ss down on mi shootaz.<br>


The guardsman ran towards the bomb his stomach like a stone<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
Why was this his battle in the emperors name, why was he alone<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin' ('ere we go agin!)<br>
He lay down on the package and he murmured one farewell<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
To those at home in Nimbossa to those he loved so well<br/>
Rollin', turnin', divin'<br>
Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die<br>
Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh<br>


He saw the sights of harvest felt the wind upon his brow<br/>
===Iron Maiden: The Trooper===
The young girls in the munitorum parks, how precious were they now<br/>
You’ll take my life but I’ll take yours too<br/>
The soaring of the sw’it the beauty of the swilope<br/>
You’ll fire you railgun but I’ll run you through<br/>
The music of the cheering choir so soon would it be gone<br/>
So when you're waiting for the next attack<br/>
You’d better stand there’s no turning back<br/>


A muffled soft explosion and the room began to quake<br/>
The Ethereal speaks as the charge begins<br/>
The guardsman blown across the floor, his blood a crimson lake<br/>
But on this battlefield no one wins<br/>
There was no time to cry or shout there was no time to moan<br/>
The smell of acrid smoke and krootox breath<br/>
And they turned their children's faces from the blood and from the bones<br/>
As you plunge into a certain death<br/>


The crowd outside soon gathered and the chimeras came<br/>
The horse he sweats with fear we break to run<br/>
To carry off the body of a pawn lost in the game<br/>
The mighty roar of the Tau guns<br/>
And the crowd they clapped and cheered and they sang their heretical song<br/>
And as we race towards the xenos wall<br/>
One guardsman less to interfere where he did not belong<br/>
The screams of pain as my comrades fall<br/>


And will the young growing up learn at their mothers' knees<br/>
We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground<br/>
The story of the guardsman who bought their lives<br/>
And the Tau fire another round<br/>
Who used his youthful body as a means towards an end<br/>
We get so near yet so far away<br/>
Who gave his life to those who called him murderer not friend<br/>
We won’t live to fight another day<br/>


===Will Smith: Men In Black===
(Guitar Solo)<br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
Imperium's defenders<br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
They won't let you remember<br/>


The righteous bear armor of grey, ok<br/>
We get so close near enough to fight<br/>
Just in case they have to come and send some Daemons away<br/>
When a Firewarrior gets me in his sights<br/>
The order given to them, Or-do M<br/>
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow<br/>
Means with ease they will banish them<br/>
A burst of rounds take my horse below<br/>
So do not your eyes avert<br/>
Or Chaos with ease will soon convert<br/>
The chosen of the Emperor<br/>
Number one Daemon purgers<br/>
But to our Battle Brothers we don't exist<br/>
On our Ordos most classified list<br/>
Daemon infestation? to the Emperor pray<br/>
Cause you never know when we might save the Day, and..<br/>


Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
And as I lay there gazing at the sky<br/>
Imperium's defenders<br/>
My body’s numb and my throat is dry<br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
And as I lay forgotten and alone<br/>
They won't let you remember<br/>
Without a tear I draw my parting groan<br/>


===Ozzy Osbourne: Hellraiser===
===My Chemical Romance: The Black Parade===
Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode<br/>
WHEN I WAS<br/>
around’ da world ta krump beakies good<br/>
A GUARDSMAN,<br/>
sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff<br/>
MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS<br/>
but I still asnt ad enuf<br/>
TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY<br/>
I keep tellin dat its gettin a lot<br/>
but I no ize a liar<br/>
feelin al rite in da noize n da lite<br/>
but dats wut makes me waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh<br/>


HE SAID,<br/>
"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,<br/>
WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,<br/>
AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"<br/>


‘ell raiser, in da funder and ‘eat<br/>
HE SAID<br/>
‘ell raiser, rock ya bak in ya seet<br/>
"WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM,<br/>
‘ell raiser, an ize gon make it come troo<br/>
THE DAEMONS, AND ALL THE FILTHY XENOS,<br/>
‘ell raiser, ize gon do sum weird boy fings to you<br/>
THE SCHEMES THAT THEY HAVE MADE?"<br/>


Waaaaghin on anuvver world,<br/>
FOR ONE DAY, I'LL LEAD YOU,<br/>
Anuvver hive anuvver place<br/>
TO ELDAR,<br/>
sumtimes I dun feel too gud<br/>
AND TAU AND ORKS AND NECRONS,<br/>
ize get dis funny feelin an stuff<br/>
TO JOIN THE DARK CRUSADE."<br/>
da boyz keep sayin dat its not good fer me<br/>
but bein a grot dun make it<br/>
out of control, I playz da ultimate roll<br/>
But dats wut lites my fire<br/>


Chorus<br/>
WHEN I WAS<br/>
A GUARDSMAN, <br/>
MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS<br/>
TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY<br/>


Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode<br/>
HE SAID, <br/>
around’ da world ta krump beakies good<br/>
"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP, <br/>
sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff<br/>
WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT, <br/>
but I still asnt ad enuf<br/>
AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?" <br/>
out of control, I playz da ultimate roll<br/>
But dats wut lites my fire<br/>
Chorus<br/>


===Nancy Sinatra: These Boots Were Made For Walking===
~<br/>
You's keep sayin' you's got sumfing for me.<br/>
Sumfing you call WAAAGH!, but 'fess up.<br/>
You's been muckin' where ya shudn' be muckin'<br/>
An' now some uver gitz got all ya swag.<br/>


Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.<br/>
This world it needs reclaiming, in the God-Emperor's Name. <br/>
One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.<br/>
And for Him we will charge into the breach. <br/>
And through it all, the war's loud call, the bodies in the trench, <br/>
We'll fight until the victory's within reach, <br/>


You's keep lootin' when you's ought ta be krumpin'<br/>
We’re marching on, <br/>
An' you's gots no wins, only beats.<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
You's stayin' weedy when ya ought ta be 'ard<br/>
And when we’ve killed the mutants, <br/>
Now wotz proppa's proppa, an' ya ain' been proppa yet.<br/>
The Imperial Guard will march straight on<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
I’ll take my lasgun and reload it, <br/>
The cadence can’t contain it. <br/>


Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.<br/>
The Baneblade sends them reeling, it decimates them all<br/>
One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.<br/>
The Basilisk shells fall upon our foes<br/>
So burn the Ork and stab the Tau<br/>
Let's shout our victory clear<br/>
There’s no damn enemy who’ll bring us low<br/>


You's keep sulkin' where ya 'spose ta be loud.<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
An' you's keep finkin' you's sumfin' speshul.<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
Ha! Gotz me a brand new Choppa wotz dead killy,<br/>
And when we’ve killed all of the xenos, <br/>
An' I ain' 'ad time fer breakin' it in...<br/>
The Imperial Guard will march straight on<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
Necrons lie broken and defeated<br/>
The Cadian 4-12th marches<br/>


Ready ya gitz? Start choppin'!<br/>
~<br/>


===Sabaton: Attero Dominatus===
All the Chaos forces we will shoot<br/>
Attero!<br/>
Ooh oh ohhhh<br/>
Dominatus!<br/>
Word Bearer helmets crack beneath our boots<br/>
The Hive is burning<br/>
Ooh oh ohhhh<br/>
Denique!<br/>
The other races run because the Guard is coming, <br/>
Interimo!<br/>
The Tau has fallen<br/>


We stand at the gates of the Hive<br/>
Do or die, you'll never beat us<br/>
With two and a half million men<br/>
Over this land, our banner we’ll unfurl<br/>
With six thousand tanks in our ranks<br/>
The Emperor is right there with us<br/>
Use them as battering rams<br/>
We’ll kill them all, and then reclaim this world<br/>


Artillery leading our way<br/>
We won't explain or say we’re sorry<br/>
A million grenades has been launched<br/>
We are the Guard, we are Imperial Might <br/>
The xenos must pay for their crimes<br/>
Give a cheer for all we’ve beaten<br/>
The wings of the xeno’s been broken<br/>
Listen here, because for you we fight<br/>


Commander Chenkov's orders:<br/>
We are but men, We are all heroes<br/>
Serve me the Hive on a plate!<br/>
Not Spess Mehreens, yet we will hold the line<br/>
Disregard the losses<br/>
Our enemies will rage against us<br/>
The city is ours to take<br/>


The price of a war must be payed<br/>
We<br/>
Millions of lives has been lost<br/>
Don't<br/>
The price must be paid by the Tau<br/>
Care! <br/>
That started the war in M.40's<br/>


The year of 200.M45<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
The year when the xenos will fall<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
We're inside the gates of the Hive<br/>
And when the heretics and traitors<br/>
The beaks of the xeno's been broken<br/>
Are purged the Guard will march straight on<br/>
We’re marching on<br/>
Enemies broken and defeated<br/>
The Imperial Guard is marching on<br/>


Commander Chenkov's orders:<br/>
No space elf witch, No Bloody Magpie<br/>
Serve me its head on a plate<br/>
No greenskin axe, No advanced battlesuit<br/>
Disregard the losses<br/>
No evil priest, No undead robot<br/>
The xeno's land is ours to take<br/>
No enemy, can ever beat us (We’re marching on) <br/>


March!<br/>
Tank after tank, Cadian courage,(We’re marching on) <br/>
Fight!<br/>
Man after man, no matter how hard (We’re marching on) <br/>
Die!<br/>
This war will be, you'll never beat us<br/>
In the Hive!<br/>
For the God Emperor, We’re the Imperial Guard! <br/>
March!<br/>
(Imperial Guard!) <br/>
Fight!<br/>
Conquer!<br/>
The Hive!<br/>


===Sabaton: Wolfpack===
===Harvey Andrews: British Soldier===
To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
In a spaceport in the city a young guardsman stood<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Talking to the natives there if they would<br/>
leading the convoy west<br/>
Some just stared in hatred, and others turned in pain<br/>
And the lonely guardsman boy wished he was home again<br/>


Took the warp gate in<br/>
Come join glorious guard! Said the posters in his block<br/>
The long jump back -  Convoy to Gryphonne<br/>
See new worlds and have your fun and serve your emperor<br/>
Mars, Dauntless, Dictator leading<br/>
His skills were surely lacking and his family had to eat<br/>
Titans to the forge<br/>
So he took the emperors oath and enlisted for up to fight<br/>
And upon the asteroid belt<br/>
Lies the silence of the sails<br/>
On the dog's watch in the final hour<br/>
The corsair fleets appear<br/>


On all the auspex it seems quiet and calm<br/>
For there was no fear of fighting, to the conquered he’d be sent<br/>
Deep down below the xenos lurks<br/>
Just ten years getting paid to watch<br/>
Then leave a glorious victor, a man who’d made the grade<br/>
A medal and some land, and memories in trade<br/>


To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
Then came the call of Tash’ren, as it had come before<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Another bloody chapter in an unending war<br/>
Leading the convoy west<br/>
The people stood on both sides, the people they stood behind<br/>
In their own track came the wolfpack<br/>
Another fight in futilities name, the weak against the blind<br/>
Mars led the convoy <br/>
Into the hornet's nest<br/>


At the crack of dawn the second watch<br/>
The guardsman stood between them, between the whistling stones<br/>
Dauntless wracked with flames<br/>
And then the broken bottles, that lead to more patrols<br/>
Half the convoy hulked or disabled<br/>
The crude bombs that burnt him, the nails that pierced his skin<br/>
Heading to Command<br/>
And wish he’d just stayed home, working with his friends<br/>
But below the fleet ecliptic<br/>
Out of sensor range<br/>
On the second watch in the final hour<br/>
The corsair fleets return<br/>


The Eldar come in for a second time<br/>
The starport filled with people the guardsman soon was bored<br/>
To make the Monkeigh face their fate<br/>
But better in the port than where the soldiers warred<br/>
The room filled up with the xenos females, their younglings in tow<br/>
Who stared with itchy fingers at the guardsman and his gun<br/>


To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
A yell of fear a pulse of engines the shattering of glass<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
The window of the port broke to let the package pass<br/>
Leading the convoy west<br/>
A scream came from the defeated as they ran towards the door<br/>
In their own track came the wolfpack<br/>
Dragging their younglings crying from the charge upon the floor<br/>
Mars led the convoy <br/>
Into the hornet's nest<br/>


Lances blazing, fighters failing<br/>
The guardsman stood and could not move, his gun he could not use<br/>
M42 when <br/>
He knew the bomb had seconds and not minutes on the fuse<br/>
The Navy did fail the test<br/>
He could not run and pick it up and throw it in the street<br/>
To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
There were far too many people there, too many running feet<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Leading them into death<br/>


Asuryan makes the contact and lead them<br/>
Take cover! yelled the guardsman, Take cover for your lives<br/>
Isha's Tears scores a kill in the dark<br/>
And the Aliens threw down their young and stood before their wives<br/>
She Who Thirsts sinking 4 in 2 approaches<br/>
They turned towards the soldier their eyes alive with fear<br/>
Fading Star cut in half by a lance<br/>
For the greater good’s sake, save our children or they'll end their short lives here<br/>


===Sabaton: Panzerkampf (Chaos Edition)===
The guardsman ran towards the bomb his stomach like a stone<br/>
Why was this his battle in the emperors name, why was he alone<br/>
He lay down on the package and he murmured one farewell<br/>
To those at home in Nimbossa to those he loved so well<br/>


Into the Imperial Land the Chaotic Army March <br/>
He saw the sights of harvest felt the wind upon his brow<br/>
The young girls in the munitorum parks, how precious were they now<br/>
The soaring of the sw’it the beauty of the swilope<br/>
The music of the cheering choir so soon would it be gone<br/>


In Segmentum Obscuros, Millennium 43 <br/>
A muffled soft explosion and the room began to quake<br/>
Tanks line up in thousands, as far the eye can see <br/>
The guardsman blown across the floor, his blood a crimson lake<br/>
Ready for the onslaught, ready for the Fight <br/>
There was no time to cry or shout there was no time to moan<br/>
Waiting for the Imperials, to march into the trap <br/>
And they turned their children's faces from the blood and from the bones<br/>


Traps were placed in darkness, in the cover of the night <br/>
The crowd outside soon gathered and the chimeras came<br/>
Waiting to be trigged, when the time is right <br/>
To carry off the body of a pawn lost in the game<br/>
In the imagination imminent attack <br/>
And the crowd they clapped and cheered and they sang their heretical song<br/>
Once the battle started there was no turning back <br/>
One guardsman less to interfere where he did not belong<br/>


The end of the Imperium draws near  <br/>
And will the young growing up learn at their mothers' knees<br/>
It’s time has come to an end  <br/>
The story of the guardsman who bought their lives<br/>
The end of an era is near  <br/>
Who used his youthful body as a means towards an end<br/>
It’s time, to attack  <br/>
Who gave his life to those who called him murderer not friend<br/>


Into Imperial land the chaotic army march  <br/>
===Will Smith: Men In Black===
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge  <br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering release  <br/>
Imperium's defenders<br/>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash  <br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
They won't let you remember<br/>


Fields of western Cadia were the heat of battle burned  <br/>
The righteous bear armor of grey, ok<br/>
Suffered heavy losses the tie of war was turned  <br/>
Just in case they have to come and send some Daemons away<br/>
Driving back the Imperials, fighting on all fronts  <br/>
The order given to them, Or-do M<br/>
Out of the Cadian sector, out of chaotic land  <br/>
Means with ease they will banish them<br/>
So do not your eyes avert<br/>
Or Chaos with ease will soon convert<br/>
The chosen of the Emperor<br/>
Number one Daemon purgers<br/>
But to our Battle Brothers we don't exist<br/>
On our Ordos most classified list<br/>
Daemon infestation? to the Emperor pray<br/>
Cause you never know when we might save the Day, and..<br/>


Reinforce the frontlines cause the imperials to retreat  <br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
Send in all reserves securing their defeat  <br/>
Imperium's defenders<br/>
Believers of the Dark Gods, broke the citadel  <br/>
Here come the Knights in Grey<br/>
Ruins of a planet, Imperials rest in hell  <br/>
They won't let you remember<br/>
The end of the Imperium draws near  <br/>
It’s time has come to an end  <br/>
The end of an era is near  <br/>
It’s time, to attack  <br/>


Into Imperial land the chaotic army march  <br/>
===Ozzy Osbourne: Hellraiser===
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge  <br/>
Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode<br/>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release  <br/>
around’ da world ta krump beakies good<br/>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash  <br/>
sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff<br/>
but I still asnt ad enuf<br/>
I keep tellin dat its gettin a lot<br/>
but I no ize a liar<br/>
feelin al rite in da noize n da lite<br/>
but dats wut makes me waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh<br/>


ONWARD BROTHERS, AMRIES OF THE DARK GODS CHARGE <br/>


Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands <br/>
‘ell raiser, in da funder and ‘eat<br/>
Will of the Dark Gods, strongly they command <br/>
‘ell raiser, rock ya bak in ya seet<br/>
Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands <br/>
‘ell raiser, an ize gon make it come troo<br/>
Finally victorious the chaotic army stands <br/>
‘ell raiser, ize gon do sum weird boy fings to you<br/>


The end of the Imperium draws near <br/>
Waaaaghin on anuvver world,<br/>
It’s time has come to an end <br/>
Anuvver hive anuvver place<br/>
The end of an era is near <br/>
sumtimes I dun feel too gud<br/>
It’s time, to attack <br/>
ize get dis funny feelin an stuff<br/>
da boyz keep sayin dat its not good fer me<br/>
but bein a grot dun make it<br/>
out of control, I playz da ultimate roll<br/>
But dats wut lites my fire<br/>
 
Chorus<br/>


Into Imperial land the chaotic army march <br/>
Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode<br/>
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge <br/>
around’ da world ta krump beakies good<br/>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release <br/>
sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff<br/>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash <br/>
but I still asnt ad enuf<br/>
out of control, I playz da ultimate roll<br/>
But dats wut lites my fire<br/>
Chorus<br/>
 
===Nancy Sinatra: These Boots Were Made For Walking===
You's keep sayin' you's got sumfing for me.<br/>
Sumfing you call WAAAGH!, but 'fess up.<br/>
You's been muckin' where ya shudn' be muckin'<br/>
An' now some uver gitz got all ya swag.<br/>
 
Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.<br/>
One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.<br/>
 
You's keep lootin' when you's ought ta be krumpin'<br/>
An' you's gots no wins, only beats.<br/>
You's stayin' weedy when ya ought ta be 'ard<br/>
Now wotz proppa's proppa, an' ya ain' been proppa yet.<br/>
 
Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.<br/>
One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.<br/>


You's keep sulkin' where ya 'spose ta be loud.<br/>
An' you's keep finkin' you's sumfin' speshul.<br/>
Ha! Gotz me a brand new Choppa wotz dead killy,<br/>
An' I ain' 'ad time fer breakin' it in...<br/>


===Sabaton: Panzerkampf===
Ready ya gitz? Start choppin'!<br/>


Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHHH March!<br/>
===Sabaton: Attero Dominatus===
Attero!<br/>
In the Imperium of Mankind, Millennium 41'st<br/>
Dominatus!<br/>
Tanks line up in millions, as far the eye can see.<br/>
The Hive is burning<br/>
Ready for the onslaught, ready for the fight.<br/>
Denique!<br/>
Waiting for the xenos, to march into the trap.<br/>
Interimo!<br/>
The Tau has fallen<br/>
Mines are placed in darkness.<br/>
In the cover of the night.<br/>
Waiting to be triggered.<br/>
When the time is right.<br/>
Imminent invasion.<br/>
Imminent attack.<br/>
Once the battle's started.<br/>
There's no turning back.<br/>
The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/>
Its time has come to an end.<br/>  
The end of an era is here.<br/>
It's time to attack.<br/>
Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/>
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/>
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/>
Fields of Armegeddon, feel the heat of battle burned.<br/>
Suffered heavy losses, the tide of war has turned.<br/>
Driving back the greenskins, fighting on four fronts.<br/>
Drive them Off of Imperium, out of Human land.<br/>
Reinforce the frontline, force the xenos to retreat.<br/>
Send in all the reserves, securing their defeat.<br/>
Guardsmen of Imperium broke the invasion.<br/>
Ruins of an army, greenskins rest in hell!"<br/>
The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/>
Its time has come to an end.<br/>
The end of an era is near.<br/>
It's time to attack.<br/>
Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/>
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/>
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/>
Oh, Imperium of Mankind, union of worlds.<br/>
Will of the people, strong in command.<br/>
Oh, God Emperor, protector of Man.<br/>
Once more victorious, the Imperial Guard stands.<br/>


The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/>
We stand at the gates of the Hive<br/>
Its time has come to an end.<br/>
With two and a half million men<br/>
The end of an era is here.<br/>
With six thousand tanks in our ranks<br/>
It's time to attack.<br/>
Use them as battering rams<br/>
Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/>
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/>
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/>


===Sabaton: Primo Victoria===
Artillery leading our way<br/>
A million grenades has been launched<br/>
The xenos must pay for their crimes<br/>
The wings of the xeno’s been broken<br/>


Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
Commander Chenkov's orders:<br/>
As we make our way to Glory <br/>
Serve me the Hive on a plate!<br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Disregard the losses<br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
The city is ours to take<br/>


We've been training for years <br/>
The price of a war must be payed<br/>
But we're ready to strike <br/>
Millions of lives has been lost<br/>
As the great Imperium will win <br/>
The price must be paid by the Tau<br/>
We're the first wave on planet <br/>
That started the war in M.40's<br/>
We're the first ones to fall <br/>
No soldiers drop landed before <br/>


In the dawn of war they will pay <br/>
The year of 200.M45<br/>
With their lives as the price <br/>
The year when the xenos will fall<br/>
History's written today <br/>
We're inside the gates of the Hive<br/>
In this burning Warp chasm <br/>
The beaks of the xeno's been broken<br/>
Know that nothing remains <br/>
As our forces nuke all the Traitors<br/>


Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
Commander Chenkov's orders:<br/>
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/>
Serve me its head on a plate<br/>
Disregard the losses<br/>
The xeno's land is ours to take<br/>


Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
March!<br/>
As we make our way to glory <br/>
Fight!<br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Die!<br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
In the Hive!<br/>
March!<br/>
Fight!<br/>
Conquer!<br/>
The Hive!<br/>


On a Daemon World <br/>
===Sabaton: Wolfpack===
Within the Eye of Terror<br/>
To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
Near the Heretics<br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Death is upon them <br/>
leading the convoy west<br/>


We've been here before <br/>
Took the warp gate in<br/>
Used to this kind of war <br/>
The long jump back -  Convoy to Gryphonne<br/>
Warp fire goes over the trench <br/>
Mars, Dauntless, Dictator leading<br/>
Our orders are easy <br/>
Titans to the forge<br/>
It's kill or be blammed<br/>
And upon the asteroid belt<br/>
The Commissars shoot those who fail <br/>
Lies the silence of the sails<br/>
On the dog's watch in the final hour<br/>
The corsair fleets appear<br/>


In the dawn of war they will pay <br/>
On all the auspex it seems quiet and calm<br/>
With their lives as the price <br/>
Deep down below the xenos lurks<br/>
History's written today <br/>
Now we are at war <br/>
With the Despoiler again <br/>
This time Creed knows what to plan <br/>  


Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Leading the convoy west<br/>
In their own track came the wolfpack<br/>
Mars led the convoy <br/>
Into the hornet's nest<br/>


Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
At the crack of dawn the second watch<br/>
As we make our way to glory <br/>
Dauntless wracked with flames<br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Half the convoy hulked or disabled<br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
Heading to Command<br/>
But below the fleet ecliptic<br/>
Out of sensor range<br/>
On the second watch in the final hour<br/>
The corsair fleets return<br/>


On a Daemon World <br/>
The Eldar come in for a second time<br/>
Within the Eye of Terror<br/>
To make the Monkeigh face their fate<br/>
Near the Heretics<br/>
Death is upon them <br/>


Millennium of the 41st <br/>
To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
Baneblades are turning the war <br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Titans all march to victory <br/>
Leading the convoy west<br/>
Just as planned<br/>
In their own track came the wolfpack<br/>
Mars led the convoy <br/>
Into the hornet's nest<br/>


Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
Lances blazing, fighters failing<br/>
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/>
M42 when <br/>
 
The Navy did fail the test<br/>
Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
To the sector came the Eldar<br/>
As we make our way to glory <br/>
Mars and Dictator<br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Leading them into death<br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
 
Asuryan makes the contact and lead them<br/>
Isha's Tears scores a kill in the dark<br/>
She Who Thirsts sinking 4 in 2 approaches<br/>
Fading Star cut in half by a lance<br/>
 
===Sabaton: Panzerkampf (Chaos Edition)===


On a Daemon World <br/>
Into the Imperial Land the Chaotic Army March <br/>
Within the Eye of Terror<br/>
Near the Heretics<br/>
Death is upon them <br/>


Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
In Segmentum Obscuros, Millennium 43 <br/>
As we make our way to Glory <br/>
Tanks line up in thousands, as far the eye can see <br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Ready for the onslaught, ready for the Fight <br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
Waiting for the Imperials, to march into the trap <br/>


On a Daemon World <br/>
Traps were placed in darkness, in the cover of the night <br/>
Within the Eye of Terror<br/>
Waiting to be trigged, when the time is right <br/>
Near the Heretics<br/>
In the imagination imminent attack <br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
Once the battle started there was no turning back <br/>


===Sabaton: Stalingrad===
The end of the Imperium draws near  <br/>
It’s time has come to an end  <br/>
The end of an era is near  <br/>
It’s time, to attack  <br/>


Fresh from orbit<br>
Into Imperial land the chaotic army march  <br/>
From the dropships came to Comrades aid<br>
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge  <br/>
City in despair<br>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering release  <br/>
Almost crushed by Ghazkulls army<br>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash  <br/>
<br>
Oh its grimmer than hell<br>
Ghazkull's forces advancing<br>
<br>
The sound of the bolters<br>
The music of death<br>
A grand symphony<br>
<br>
See your friends fall<br>
Hear them pray to the gods <br>
Your emperor denies<br>
<br>
Every man dies alone<br>
And when your time comes <br>
You will know that its time<br>
<br>
Yarrick's fortress on fire<br>
Is this madness or hell<br>
<br>
The sound of the bolters<br>
The music of death<br>
We're playing Chaos's symphony<br>
Violins as lasguns<br>
Conducted from hell<br>
<br>
Oh Hades Hive<br>
Morte Vedae<br>
<br>
Are you praying<br>
Do you follow the Commissars lead<br>
No one knows you<br>
No one cares but a single violin<br>
<br>
Play the score of the dead<br>
Know the daemon within<br>
<br>
The sound of the bolters<br>
The music of death<br>
We're playing Chaos's symphony<br>
Violins as lasguns<br>
Conducted from hell<br>
<br>


===Sabaton- Panzer Battalion===
Fields of western Cadia were the heat of battle burned  <br/>
Suffered heavy losses the tie of war was turned  <br/>
Driving back the Imperials, fighting on all fronts  <br/>
Out of the Cadian sector, out of chaotic land  <br/>


Out of the warp no Daemos we fear<br>
Reinforce the frontlines cause the imperials to retreat  <br/>
Piercing the void as we charge<br>
Send in all reserves securing their defeat  <br/>
An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse<br>
Believers of the Dark Gods, broke the citadel  <br/>
Closing the end of it's march<br>
Ruins of a planet, Imperials rest in hell  <br/>
The end of the Imperium draws near  <br/>
It’s time has come to an end  <br/>
The end of an era is near  <br/>
It’s time, to attack  <br/>


This time we're here to finish a job<br>
Into Imperial land the chaotic army march  <br/>
Started a millenia ago<br>
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge  <br/>
Driving the heretics out of their holes<br>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release  <br/>
To bury them with promethium<br>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash  <br/>


Armoured guns of mass destruction<br>
ONWARD BROTHERS, AMRIES OF THE DARK GODS CHARGE <br/>
Killers in the expanse<br>
 
Rats who dares to stand before us<br>
Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands <br/>
Feel our lance go live<br>
Will of the Dark Gods, strongly they command <br/>
Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands <br/>
Finally victorious the chaotic army stands <br/>
 
The end of the Imperium draws near <br/>
It’s time has come to an end <br/>
The end of an era is near <br/>
It’s time, to attack <br/>


[Chorus:]
Into Imperial land the chaotic army march <br/>
Death in the shape of a Lunar battlecruiser<br>
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge <br/>
Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead<br>
Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release <br/>
cannot outrun our Lunar battlecruiser<br>
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash <br/>
<br>
Millions of tons of armour and guns<br>
Making it's way through the expanse<br>
Our Lunar battlecruiser is back for revenge<br>
Artillery sweeping the land<br>
<br>
First strike is ours no mercy is shown<br>
There's rivers of blood in our track<br>
Breaking their waves of defence with our guns<br>
Emperor watching our back<br>
<br>
Blow their void shield clear for deep strike<br>
Ready for the storm<br>
Minefields swept there's no surrender<br>
Feel our lances burn<br>
<br>
[Chorus x2]<br>
<br>
Out of the warp no Daemos we fear<br>
Piercing the void as we charge<br>
An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse<br>
Has reached the end of it's march<br>
<br>
Armoured guns of mass destruction<br>
Killers in the expanse<br>
Rats who dares to stand before us<br>
Feel our lance go live<br>
<br>
Lunar battlecruiser<br>
Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead<br>
Lunar battlecruiser<br>


=== Sabaton: Nuclear Attack ===


Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
===Sabaton: Resist and Bite===


Dropped from low orbit, the xenos erased <br>
The WAAAGH is coming swiftly,<br/>
Threat to mankind is contained <br>
The borders closing in!<br/>
A power unheard of, a power unseen <br>
We're a company of soldiers,<br/>
Flash out of nowhere, the world is burning <br>
Mere forty autos strong<br/>
8:16 Standard, the Tyranid swarms realized something was wrong <br>
 
The swarm feels explosions, destruction and pain <br>
All alone<br/>
Air strike from space, tendril gone in a blaze! <br>
Stand alone<br/>
 
Hades hive is burning,<br/>
And Ghazkull is at hand;<br/>
As the Greenskins pushing harder,<br/>
The WAAAGH is all around!<br/>


Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back <br>
All around<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
Hold your ground!<br/>
Bombed into the dust <br>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
Exterminatus <br>
Strike back! <br>
Xenos filth will bleed <br>
Another cyclonic attack! <br>


From the Necrons came the second assault <br>
Fight all eighteen days of battles,<br/>
Threat to tomorrow made plain <br>
No odds are on our side,<br/>
11:02 on the 9th of August <br>
Few will fight for all until the slugbolts are gone<br/>
Over the world's curve like ball lightning <br>
The bomb detonates, and the world turns to waste <br>
Barren for all time to come <br>
The Monoliths burning, the Tomb World destroyed <br>
Surrender your war, else you'll perish in flame! <br>


Second attack, Inquisition turning back <br>
We!<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
We will resist and bite!<br/>
Bombed into the dust <br>
Bite hard!<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
Cause we are all in sight!<br/>
Exterminatus <br>
We!<br/>
Strike back! <br>
We take up arms and fight!<br/>
Xenos filth will bleed <br>
Fight hard!<br/>
Another cyclonic attack! <br>
Resist and do what's right!<br/>


Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back <br>
No matter our fighting,<br/>
The numbers will still count!<br/>
We're out gunned and few in numbers,<br/>
We're doomed to flag of fail!<br/>


Another, another, another <br>
We fought hard,<br/>
Cyclonic attack! <br>
Held our guard!<br/>
Bombed into the dust <br>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
Exterminatus <br>
Strike back! <br>
Xenos filth will bleed <br>
Another cyclonic attack! <br>
Bombed into the dust <br>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
Exterminatus! <br>
Strike back! <br>
Xenos filth will bleed <br>
Another cyclonic attack! <br>
A cyclonic attack! <br>


===Sabaton: Carolus Rex===
But when killed by the Greenskins,<br/>
All embrace me, it's my time to rule at last <br>
And we revealed the truth!<br/>
10,000 years have I been waiting to sit upon my throne <br>
We'll die it with a smile,<br/>
We will surprise them with a laugh!<br/>


No allegiance I will swear no oath<br>
We are all!<br/>
Crowned by Man, not by the warp as my power is divine<br>
We were all!<br/>


They thought I was too young to rule the land<br>
We were told to hold the border,<br/>
Just as they failed to understand<br>
And that is what we did;<br/>
Born to rule<br>
Honored were our orders,<br/>
My time has come<br>
In despite of our foe!<br/>


I was chosen by Mankind<br>
We!<br/>
Say my name when you slay<br>
We will resist and bite!<br/>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
Bite hard!<br/>
With the Marines my protector<br>
Cause we are all in sight!<br/>
Make them bow to my will<br>
We!<br/>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
We take up arms and fight!<br/>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
Fight hard!<br/>
Resist and do what's right!<br/>


Proved in battle, led my men to victory<br>
Gloria fortis miles!<br/>
No man alive or dead commands me, I answer to my own<br>
The Ork hoard closing in,<br/>
Adversor et admorsus!<br/>
The Beast against the Eagle,<br/>
Gloria fortis miles!<br/>
The Ork hoard closing in,<br/>
Adversor et admorsus<br/>
The Beast against the Eagle...<br/>


Hear my orders, question me and die<br>
<Instrumental>
What I say was said on Earth, and so it shall be done<br>


I know I was destined to rule alone<br>
We!<br/>
All for myself I have claimed the throne<br>
We did resist and bite!<br/>
Born to rule<br>
Bite hard!<br/>
My time is now<br>
Cause we were all in sight!<br/>
We!
We took up arms and fought!<br/>
Fought hard!<br/>
Resist and did what's right!<br/>


I was chosen by Mankind<br>
===Sabaton: Panzerkampf===
Say my name when you slay<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
With the Marines my protector<br>
Make them bow to my will<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>


''Onward, Astartes! The Heretics are Here! Crush them and throw them though the gates of the Warp!''
Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHHH March!<br/>
 
All that's thine shall be mine there's no stopping me<br>
In the Imperium of Mankind, Millennium 41'st<br/>
All over the galaxy my rule shall be questioned by none<br>
Tanks line up in millions, as far the eye can see.<br/>
All I see, give to me, that is my decree<br>
Ready for the onslaught, ready for the fight.<br/>
My will be done<br>
Waiting for the xenos, to march into the trap.<br/>
 
I know I was destined to rule alone<br>
Mines are placed in darkness.<br/>
Just as they failed to understand<br>
In the cover of the night.<br/>
Born to rule<br>
Waiting to be triggered.<br/>
My time is now<br>
When the time is right.<br/>
 
I was chosen by Mankind<br>
Imminent invasion.<br/>
Say my name when you slay<br>
Imminent attack.<br/>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
Once the battle's started.<br/>
With the Marines my protector<br>
There's no turning back.<br/>  
Make them bow to my will<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/>  
 
Its time has come to an end.<br/>
With the Marines my protector<br>
The end of an era is here.<br/>
Make them bow to my will<br>
It's time to attack.<br/>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/>
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/>
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/>
Fields of Armegeddon, feel the heat of battle burned.<br/>
Suffered heavy losses, the tide of war has turned.<br/>
Driving back the greenskins, fighting on four fronts.<br/>
Drive them Off of Imperium, out of Human land.<br/>
Reinforce the frontline, force the xenos to retreat.<br/>  
Send in all the reserves, securing their defeat.<br/>
Guardsmen of Imperium broke the invasion.<br/>
Ruins of an army, greenskins rest in hell!"<br/>
The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/>
Its time has come to an end.<br/>
The end of an era is near.<br/>
It's time to attack.<br/>
Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/>
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/>
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/>
Oh, Imperium of Mankind, union of worlds.<br/>
Will of the people, strong in command.<br/>
Oh, God Emperor, protector of Man.<br/>
Once more victorious, the Imperial Guard stands.<br/>


===Sabaton: Rorke's Drift===
The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.<br/>
Its time has come to an end.<br/>
The end of an era is here.<br/>
It's time to attack.<br/>
Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!<br/>
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.<br/>
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.<br/>
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.<br/>


News that came that morning told that the main force had been slain,<br/>
===Sabaton: Primo Victoria===
Chance for peace and justice gone, and all talks had been in vain<br/>
Shas'o had been offended and he had gone the path of war<br/>
Now that fifteen million men are dead, and the Tau are at the door<br/>


Xenos attack,<br/>
Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
Fight back to back <br/>
As we make our way to Glory <br/>
Show them no mercy and<br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
FIRST RANK FIRE,<br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
SECOND RANK FIRE<br/>
Facing, awaiting<br/>
A hostile world, a bastion held, banners unfurled <br/>
There's no surrender <br/>
The lines must hold, their story told, Rorke's Drift controlled<br/>


Later on that fateful day as they head towards the drift,<br/>
We've been training for years <br/>
Stacking boxes, fortifying, preparations must be swift<br/>
But we're ready to strike <br/>
Mechs with iridium armor facing uniforms and guns,<br/>
As the great Imperium will win <br/>
As the plamsa fire echoes higher, drowning out lasguns<br/>
We're the first wave on planet <br/>
We're the first ones to fall <br/>
No soldiers drop landed before <br/>


(chorus)<br/>
In the dawn of war they will pay <br/>
With their lives as the price <br/>
History's written today <br/>
In this burning Warp chasm <br/>
Know that nothing remains <br/>
As our forces nuke all the Traitors<br/>


M41.999, when a few held the line <br/>
Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )<br/>
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/>
When the last stand was made, and Imperium saved <br/>
(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )<br/>


(Repeat Chorus)
Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
As we make our way to glory <br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>


===Sabaton: 40:1===
On a Daemon World <br/>
Within the Eye of Terror<br/>
Near the Heretics<br/>
Death is upon them <br/>


Baptized in fire <br/>
We've been here before <br/>
Thousand to one <br/>
Used to this kind of war <br/>
Warp fire goes over the trench <br/>
Our orders are easy <br/>
It's kill or be blammed<br/>
The Commissars shoot those who fail <br/>


So silent before the storm <br/>
In the dawn of war they will pay <br/>
Awaiting command <br/>
With their lives as the price <br/>
A few has been chosen to stand <br/>
History's written today <br/>
As one outnumbered by far <br/>
Now we are at war <br/>
The orders from high command <br/>
With the Despoiler again <br/>
Fight back, hold your ground!<br/>
This time Creed knows what to plan <br/>  


In early September it came<br/>
Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
A war unknown to the galaxy<br/>
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/>
No heretic may enter that land<br/>
That is protected by bloody hand<br/>
Unless you are thousand to one<br/>
Your force will soon be undone<br/>


Baptized in fire<br/>
Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
Thousand to one<br/>
As we make our way to glory <br/>
Spirit of Emprah<br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Death and glory<br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
Marines of Terra<br/>
Second to none<br/>
Wrath of the Crusade brought to a halt<br/>


The 811 of M37 it starts<br/>
On a Daemon World <br/>
The rage of Abaddon <br/>
Within the Eye of Terror<br/>
A barrage of bolters and meltas<br/>
Near the Heretics<br/>
Stand past, the bunkers will hold<br/>
Death is upon them <br/>
The reclusiarch has pledged his life<br/>
[Thalastian Jorus] I'll face my fate here!<br/>
The sound of demolishers<br/>
So fierce<br/>
The thunder of arms<br/>


So come, bring on all that you've got<br/>
Millennium of the 41st <br/>
Come warp, come Matt Ward, never stop<br/>
Baneblades are turning the war <br/>
Unless you are thousand to one<br/>
Titans all march to victory <br/>
Your lives will soon be undone<br/>
Just as planned<br/>


(Repeat chorus) <br/>
Aiming for killshots though using a las <br/>
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks! <br/>


Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/>
Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
Always remember, battle brothers at war<br/>
As we make our way to glory <br/>
Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Always remember, battle brothers at war<br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>
Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/>
Always remember, buried in history<br/>


No heretic may enter that land<br/>
On a Daemon World <br/>
That is protected by bloody hand<br/>
Within the Eye of Terror<br/>
Unless you are thousand to one<br/>
Near the Heretics<br/>
Your force will soon be undone<br/>
Death is upon them <br/>


(Repeat chorus)<br/>
Through the Cadian Gate <br/>
As we make our way to Glory <br/>
Through the Chaos Hordes <br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>


No, no, no!<br/>
On a Daemon World <br/>
Within the Eye of Terror<br/>
Near the Heretics<br/>
Imperium Victoria! <br/>


===Stan Ridgeway: Camouflage===
===Sabaton: Stalingrad===
I was a young guardsmen on a search patrol, huntin' heretics down,<br/>
It was in the jungle wars of Ghoroi V<br/>
My lazgun fried and I got stuck way out and all alone<br/>
And I could hear them heretics moving in close outside<br/>
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun, and I dug in scared while I counted down my fate<br/>
And then a Space Marine, a Raptor with a pair of friendly eyes, appeared there at my shoulder and said "wait"<br/>
When he came in close beside me he said "don't worry son, I'm here, them heretics want to tangle now they'll have two to dodge"<br/>
I said "well thanks alot" I told him my name and asked him his, and he said "my brothers call me camoflauge"<br/>
Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem<br/>
Ohh camoflauge, I was awfully glad to see this Space Marine<br/>
Well we fought all night and side by side we took our battle stance, and I wondered how the bullets missed this man<br/>
Cause they seemed to go right through him, just as if he wasn't there, and in the morning we both took a chance and ran<br/>
And it was near the river bank where the ambush came on top of us, and it thought it was the end and we were had<br/>
Then a bolt round with my name on it came buzzing through a bush, and this Space Marine he just swat, with his hand, just like it was a fly<br/>
Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem<br/>
Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine<br/>
And I knew there was something weird about him, cause when I turned around, he'd pulled a Leman Russ right off the ground, and swatting them heretics with it<br/>
From here to kingdom come<br/>
When he led me outta danger I saw HQ and waved goodbye, he just looked at me from the jungle and then was gone<br/>
And when I got back to my Regiment, I told them about my night, and the battle I spent with a Space Marine named Camoflauge<br/>
When I said his name the Commisar gulped, and an apothecary took my arm, and led me to big tent on the right<br/>
He said you may be telling true son, but this here is camoflauge, and he's been right here since the Emperor's Peace last night<br/>
But before he went he said "Imperri" and said his only wish, was to save a young Guardsmen caught in a barrage<br/>
So here take his gene seed son, I know he wants you to have it now<br/>
And we both said a prayer for a Space Marine named camoflauge<br/>


===Sabaton: Camouflage===
Fresh from orbit<br>
I was a  guardsman on a search patrol, huntin' greenskins down,<br/>
From the dropships came to Comrades aid<br>
It was the WAAAAGH of M35<br/>
City in despair<br>
My lazgun fried and I got stuck way out and all alone<br/>
Almost crushed by Ghazkulls army<br>
And I could hear the orks movin' in close outside<br/>
<br>
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my empty gun<br/>
Oh its grimmer than hell<br>
And I dug in scared while I counted down my fate<br/>
Ghazkull's forces advancing<br>
 
<br>
And then a jungle fighter, with a pair of deadly eyes<br/>
The sound of the bolters<br>
Appeared there at my shoulder and said "Wait."<br/>
The music of death<br>
If greenskin wants to tangle now, he'll have two to dodge"<br/>
A grand symphony<br>
I said, "Well, thanks a lot!" I told him my name and asked him his <br/>
<br>
And he said "The boys just call me Marbo"<br/>
See your friends fall<br>
 
Hear them pray to the gods <br>
Woah-oh-oh-oh, Marbo<br/>
Your emperor denies<br>
Things are never quite the way they seem<br/>
<br>
Woah-oh-oh-oh, Marbo<br/>
Every man dies alone<br>
I was awfully glad to see this jungle fighter<br/>
And when your time comes <br>
 
You will know that its time<br>
Well, we fought all night, side by side, we took our battle stance<br/>
<br>
And I wondered how the bolts missed this man<br/>
Yarrick's fortress on fire<br>
Cause they seemed to go right through him just as if he wasn't there<br/>
Is this madness or hell<br>
And in the mornin' we both took a chance and ran<br/>
<br>
And it was near the riverbank when the ambush came
The sound of the bolters<br>
And I thought it was the end, and we were had<br/>
The music of death<br>
Then a bullet with my name on it came buzzin' through a bush<br/>
We're playing Chaos's symphony<br>
And that jungle fighter, he just swat it with his knife<br/>
Violins as lasguns<br>
Just like it was a Grethcin!<br/>
Conducted from hell<br>
 
<br>
[Chorus Repeat]<br/>
Oh Hades Hive<br>
 
Morte Vedae<br>
When he led me outta danger I saw my camp and waved goodbye<br/>
<br>
He just stared at me from the jungle and then was gone<br/>
Are you praying<br>
When I got back to my H.Q., I told 'em about my night<br/>
Do you follow the Commissars lead<br>
And the battle I'd spent with a jungle fighter named Marbo<br/>
No one knows you<br>
When I said his name, the Commissar gulped, and a medic took my arm<br/>
No one cares but a single violin<br>
And led me to a green tent on the right<br/>
<br>
 
Play the score of the dead<br>
He said "You may be tellin' the true, boy, but this here is Marbo<br/>
Know the daemon within<br>
And he's been right here since he passed away last night<br/>
<br>
But before he went, he said Semper Fi, and said his only wish<br/>
The sound of the bolters<br>
Was to save an Imperial Guard caught in a barrage<br/>
The music of death<br>
So here, take his dog tag, son, I know he'd want you to have it now"<br/>
We're playing Chaos's symphony<br>
 
Violins as lasguns<br>
[Chorus Repeat]
Conducted from hell<br>
 
<br>
===Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven===
Once upon a battlefield dreary, where I cowered, spent and bleary,<br/>
Within an Imperial bunker, darkly stained with dust and gore -<br/>
As I cowered, nearly shuttering, suddenly there came a sputtering<br/>
As some weapon quickly stuttering - firing at my bunker door.<br/>
"`Tis some bolter", I murmured, "firing at my bunker door -<br/>
Only this and nothing more."<br/>


Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,<br/>
===Sabaton- Panzer Battalion===
And the brightly burning bastions lit the horizon by the score.<br/>
Eagerly, on freedom drunker; - vainly had I sought to hunker<br/>
In this heavy Imperial bunker - with perhaps a tunnel in the floor -<br/>
A safe and empty fortress with perhaps a tiny tunnel in the floor -<br/>
Only this and nothing more.<br/>


And the mad raving howling of each distant Space Wolf prowling<br/>
Out of the warp no Daemos we fear<br>
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.<br/>
Piercing the void as we charge<br>
So that now, to the beating of my heart, I stood entreating<br/>
An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse<br>
"`Tis some Space Wolf there repeating, firing at my bunker door -<br/>
Closing the end of it's march<br>
Some common Grey Hunter rapid-firing at my bunker door -<br/>
This it is and nothing more."<br/>


Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer<br/>
This time we're here to finish a job<br>
"Marine," said I, "or Scout, your attention I implore;<br/>
Started a millenia ago<br>
The bunker walls are thick - they are made of tempered brick<br/>
Driving the heretics out of their holes<br>
And your bolters do not nick the slightest scratch or tiny score -<br/>
To bury them with promethium<br>
Not a dimple, dent, depression, dip, scratch or tiny score -<br/>
 
Away now, and fire no more."<br/>
Armoured guns of mass destruction<br>
Killers in the expanse<br>
Rats who dares to stand before us<br>
Feel our lance go live<br>


Then in the bunker slumping, presently I heard a thumping<br/>
[Chorus:]
A pounding - rattling many times fiercer than before.<br/>
Death in the shape of a Lunar battlecruiser<br>
And soon I began to screech - the bunker wall grenades did breach;<br/>
Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead<br>
The very gods I did beseech as the ceiling fell upon the floor -<br/>
cannot outrun our Lunar battlecruiser<br>
Through the wounds poured light which danced upon the floor -<br/>
<br>
Danced amidst the sounds of war.<br/>
Millions of tons of armour and guns<br>
Making it's way through the expanse<br>
Our Lunar battlecruiser is back for revenge<br>
Artillery sweeping the land<br>
<br>
First strike is ours no mercy is shown<br>
There's rivers of blood in our track<br>
Breaking their waves of defence with our guns<br>
Emperor watching our back<br>
<br>
Blow their void shield clear for deep strike<br>
Ready for the storm<br>
Minefields swept there's no surrender<br>
Feel our lances burn<br>
<br>
[Chorus x2]<br>
<br>
Out of the warp no Daemos we fear<br>
Piercing the void as we charge<br>
An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse<br>
Has reached the end of it's march<br>
<br>
Armoured guns of mass destruction<br>
Killers in the expanse<br>
Rats who dares to stand before us<br>
Feel our lance go live<br>
<br>
Lunar battlecruiser<br>
Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead<br>
Lunar battlecruiser<br>


Then at once it stopped the violence - I was left alone with silence<br/>
=== Sabaton: Nuclear Attack ===
Confused, I spied the reason why the shells did drop no more -<br/>
For as I began to shutter, then with many a flit and flutter<br/>
A psyber-Raven flew through the clutter to perch above the door -<br/>
Perched on the two-headed eagle just above the bunker door -<br/>
Perched and sat and nothing more.<br/>


At this I grew more craven, for the talons of the psyber-Raven<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
Were all over covered with bright red blood and crimson gore.<br/>
"Wretch!" I cried, "Njal hath lent thee - into this fortress has he sent thee<br/>
So that remotely may he here be - and this bunker then explore -<br/>
Scry out my exact location and this bunker then explore -"<br/>


Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>
Dropped from low orbit, the xenos erased <br>
Threat to mankind is contained <br>
A power unheard of, a power unseen <br>
Flash out of nowhere, the world is burning <br>
8:16 Standard, the Tyranid swarms realized something was wrong <br>
The swarm feels explosions, destruction and pain <br>
Air strike from space, tendril gone in a blaze! <br>


Then, methought, the air grew darker, the bunker now a little starker<br/>
Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back <br>
For the uttered word brought terror as I had never felt before.<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
As for weapons, I knew I had none - no bolter, sword or lasgun;<br/>
Bombed into the dust <br>
No arms to stop the war's son fated to break soon through the door -<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
The blood-mad crazed assassin fated to break soon through the door-<br/>
Exterminatus <br>
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>
Strike back! <br>
Xenos filth will bleed <br>
Another cyclonic attack! <br>


"Be that word our sign of parting, machine or bird!" I shrieked, upstarting -<br/>
From the Necrons came the second assault <br>
"Get thee back into the fire-fight and here spy on me no more!<br/>
Threat to tomorrow made plain <br>
For as you came unbidden - I would otherwise be here hidden -<br/>
11:02 on the 9th of August <br>
Leave my location in this midden - quit that icon above my door!<br/>
Over the world's curve like ball lightning <br>
Take thy shining metal eye, and take thy form from off my door!"<br/>
The bomb detonates, and the world turns to waste <br>
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>
Barren for all time to come <br>
The Monoliths burning, the Tomb World destroyed <br>
Surrender your war, else you'll perish in flame! <br>


And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting - still is sitting<br/>
Second attack, Inquisition turning back <br>
On the pallid two-headed eagle just above the bunker door;<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
His metal eye has all the seeming of a psyker that is scheming,<br/>
Bombed into the dust <br>
To have my guts lie steaming in a pile upon the floor;<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
And now all hope has left me, crouched here upon the floor<br/>
Exterminatus <br>
I await the Eversor!<br/>
Strike back! <br>
Xenos filth will bleed <br>
Another cyclonic attack! <br>


===Henry the Fifth, Act III Scene I===
Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back <br>


Once more unto the boards, Anon, once more,<br/>
Another, another, another <br>
Or close the wall up with our Neckbeard dead!<br/>
Cyclonic attack! <br>
In-game there's nothing so becomes a man<br/>
Bombed into the dust <br>
As massive fatness and huge faggotry;<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
But when the /b/last of war brings in the cancer,<br/>
Exterminatus <br>
Then imitate the action of the fatguy;<br/>
Strike back! <br>
Quote from the rulebooks, summon up the fluff,<br/>
Xenos filth will bleed <br>
Disguise fat nature with hard-favour'd RAAAAGE;<br/>
Another cyclonic attack! <br>
Then lend the one a terrible aspect;<br/>
Bombed into the dust <br>
Let it stare until PCs are all dead<br/>
Prepare for cyclonic attack! <br>
Like the foul bodak; let the brow o'erwhelm it<br/>
Exterminatus! <br>
As fearfully as does a tiefling’s horn<br/>
Strike back! <br>
Add two charisma to his contorted face,<br/>
Xenos filth will bleed <br>
Swirl'd in the wild and wasteful fourth-ed.<br/>
Another cyclonic attack! <br>
Now roll the bones and sketch the portraits wide,<br/>
A cyclonic attack! <br>
Dream hard of breasts, that bend up every ‘spirit’<br/>
To his full height. On, on, you beardyest fatguys,<br/>
Whose blood is fet from fathers of thin-proof!<br/>
Fathers that, like so many useless tripfags,<br/>
Have in these parts from morn till even raged,<br/>
And saged their threads for lack of argument.<br/>
Fap not to your mothers; now attest<br/>
That those whom you call'd fatguys did beget you.<br/>
Be copy now to men of better games,<br/>
And show them how you roll. And you, warmachine,<br/>
Whose limbs are made of pewter, show us here<br/>
The metal of your minis; let us swear<br/>
That they are worth their pricetag, which I doubt much;<br/>
For I see most of you so mean and base,<br/>
That hath not showered since last Petertide.<br/>
I see you field warhounds in Apocalypse,<br/>
Standing upon their foes. The game's been lost!<br/>
Follow your spirits, and upon this board<br/>
Cry, "Rage at Vampire! Magic! And Fourth Ed!"<br/>


===Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit===
===Sabaton: Carolus Rex===
All embrace me, it's my time to rule at last <br>
10,000 years have I been waiting to sit upon my throne <br>


Load up da trukks
No allegiance I will swear no oath<br>
Crowned by Man, not by the warp as my power is divine<br>


Bring yer boyz
They thought I was too young to rule the land<br>
Just as they failed to understand<br>
Born to rule<br>
My time has come<br>


`Kuz we's haulin'
I was chosen by Mankind<br>
Say my name when you slay<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
With the Marines my protector<br>
Make them bow to my will<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>


Out all da toyz
Proved in battle, led my men to victory<br>
No man alive or dead commands me, I answer to my own<br>


Da `oomies run
Hear my orders, question me and die<br>
What I say was said on Terra, and so it shall be done<br>


Frum dakka gunz
I know I was destined to rule alone<br>
All for myself I have claimed the throne<br>
Born to rule<br>
My time is now<br>


I knows I knows
I was chosen by Mankind<br>
Say my name when you slay<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
With the Marines my protector<br>
Make them bow to my will<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>


We's number one
''Onward, Astartes! The Heretics are Here! Crush them and throw them though the gates of the Warp!''


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
All that's thine shall be mine there's no stopping me<br>
All over the galaxy my rule shall be questioned by none<br>
All I see, give to me, that is my decree<br>
My will be done<br>


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
I know I was destined to rule alone<br>
Just as they failed to understand<br>
Born to rule<br>
My time is now<br>


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
I was chosen by Mankind<br>
Say my name when you slay<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
With the Marines my protector<br>
Make them bow to my will<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>


ELLO ELLO ELLO-
With the Marines my protector<br>
Make them bow to my will<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise<br>


Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
===Sabaton: Rorke's Drift===


`Ere we go now
News that came that morning told that the main force had been slain,<br/>
 
Chance for peace and justice gone, and all talks had been in vain<br/>
Orky raidaz
Shas'o had been offended and he had gone the path of war<br/>
Now that fifteen million men are dead, and the Tau are at the door<br/>


I squish pinkies wit' my anus
Xenos attack,<br/>
Fight back to back <br/>
Show them no mercy and<br/>
FIRST RANK FIRE,<br/>
SECOND RANK FIRE<br/>
Facing, awaiting<br/>
A hostile world, a bastion held, banners unfurled <br/>
There's no surrender <br/>
The lines must hold, their story told, Rorke's Drift controlled<br/>


`Ere we go now
Later on that fateful day as they head towards the drift,<br/>
Stacking boxes, fortifying, preparations must be swift<br/>
Mechs with iridium armor facing uniforms and guns,<br/>
As the plamsa fire echoes higher, drowning out lasguns<br/>


Orky raidaz
(chorus)<br/>


Cuz its choppy
M41.999, when a few held the line <br/>
(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )<br/>
When the last stand was made, and Imperium saved <br/>
(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )<br/>


Cuz its bashy
(Repeat Chorus)


Cuz its dakka
===Sabaton: 40:1===


Cuz we's sneaky
Baptized in fire <br/>
Thousand to one <br/>


YA
So silent before the storm <br/>
Awaiting command <br/>
A few has been chosen to stand <br/>
As one outnumbered by far <br/>
The orders from high command <br/>
Fight back, hold your ground!<br/>


Winnin' is what Orks do best
In early September it came<br/>
A war unknown to the galaxy<br/>
No heretic may enter that land<br/>
That is protected by bloody hand<br/>
Unless you are thousand to one<br/>
Your force will soon be undone<br/>


`Cause by Mork we's all been bless'd
Baptized in fire<br/>
Thousand to one<br/>
Spirit of Emprah<br/>
Death and glory<br/>
Marines of Terra<br/>
Second to none<br/>
Wrath of the Crusade brought to a halt<br/>


Our mighty WAAAAAAAGH `as always been
The 811 of M37 it starts<br/>
 
The rage of Abaddon <br/>
And always will until the end
A barrage of bolters and meltas<br/>
Stand past, the bunkers will hold<br/>
The reclusiarch has pledged his life<br/>
[Thalastian Jorus] I'll face my fate here!<br/>
The sound of demolishers<br/>
So fierce<br/>
The thunder of arms<br/>


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
So come, bring on all that you've got<br/>
Come warp, come Matt Ward, never stop<br/>
Unless you are thousand to one<br/>
Your lives will soon be undone<br/>


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
(Repeat chorus) <br/>


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/>
Always remember, battle brothers at war<br/>
Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/>
Always remember, battle brothers at war<br/>
Always remember, a fallen soldier<br/>
Always remember, buried in history<br/>


ELLO ELLO ELLO-
No heretic may enter that land<br/>
That is protected by bloody hand<br/>
Unless you are thousand to one<br/>
Your force will soon be undone<br/>


Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
(Repeat chorus)<br/>


`Ere we go now
No, no, no!<br/>


Orky raidaz
===Sabaton: Defence of Moscow===
As Chaos overrun, Cadia M41 <br/>
They don't belong, we stand our ground, a trillion strong <br/>
We are ready for their strike, face the army of Abaddon <br/>
A trillion strong, this is our home, they don't belong <br/>


Now I'm out dere, smashin' faces
Hear Castellan Creed’s, and the Emperor’s orders <br/>
Defend the Imperium, Cadia shall not fall! <br/>


`Ere we go now
Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/>
Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm <br/>
Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender <br/>
Force them into retreat, and into defeat <br/>


Orky raidaz
Face the volleys of our guns, for Cadia’s daughters and her sons <br/>
All the brave, who stand against the traitor wave <br/>
Hundreds of landing zones, Shock troops returning home <br/>
Day and night, they're coming back, to join the fight <br/>


Cuz its choppy
From Kasf Myrak to Kasr Trunch <br/>
Call of the Emperor, Cadia shall prevail! <br/>


Cuz its bashy
Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/>
Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm <br/>
Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender <br/>
Force them into retreat, and into defeat <br/>


Cuz its dakka
Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/>
Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm <br/>
Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender <br/>
Force them into retreat, and into defeat <br/>


Cuz we's sneaky
Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/>
Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm <br/>
Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender <br/>
Force them into retreat, and into defeat <br/>


YA
Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld <br/>


===Stan Ridgeway: Camouflage===
I was a young guardsmen on a search patrol, huntin' heretics down,<br/>
It was in the jungle wars on Ghoroi V<br/>
My lazgun fried and I got stuck way out and all alone<br/>
And I could hear them heretics moving in close outside<br/>
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my broken gun, and I dug in scared while I counted down my fate<br/>
And then a Space Marine, a Raptor with a pair of friendly eyes, appeared there at my shoulder and said wait<br/>
When he came in close beside me he said "don't worry son, I'm here, them heretics want to tangle now they'll have two to dodge"<br/>
I said well thanks a lot I told him my name and asked him his, and he said my brothers call me camoflauge<br/>


And I forgitz
Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem<br/>
Ohh camoflauge, I was awfully glad to see this Space Marine<br/>


Just wot it was
Well I was gonna ask him his home planet, when we heard the 'jectiles fly, coming through the woods, and all around my ears<br/>
It was then I saw this Space Marine light a fire in his eyes, and it was strange but suddenly I forgot my fears<br/>


Oh ya, I think a melta bomb
Well we fought all night and side by side we took our battle stance, and I wondered how the bullets missed this man<br/>
Cause they seemed to go right through him, just as if he wasn't there, and in the morning we both took a chance and ran<br/>
And it was near the river bank where the ambush came on top of us, and it thought it was the end and we were had<br/>
Then a bolt round with my name on it came buzzing through a bush, and this Space Marine he just caught it with his hand, just like it was a fly<br/>


I found it dere
Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem<br/>
Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine<br/>


It's tikkin' now
And I knew there was something weird about him, cause when I heard a crack, he'd pulled a Leman Russ right off its tracks, and squashing them heretics with it<br/>
From here to kingdom come<br/>


Oh well, I'll toss it at doze grots.
When he led me outta danger I saw HQ and waved goodbye, he just looked at me from the jungle and then was gone<br/>
And when I got back to my Regiment, I told them about my night, and the battle I spent with a Space Marine named Camoflauge<br/>
When I said his name the Commisar gulped, and an apothecary took my arm, and led me to big tent on the right<br/>
He said you may be telling true son, but this here is camoflauge, and he's been right here since I gave him peace last night<br/>
But before he went he said Semper Fi and said his only wish, was to save a young Guardsmen caught in a barrage<br/>
So here take his bolter son, I know he wants you to have it now<br/>
And we both said a prayer for a Space Marine named camoflauge<br/>


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem<br/>
Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine<br/>


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
===Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven===
Once upon a battlefield dreary, where I cowered, spent and bleary,<br/>
Within an Imperial bunker, darkly stained with dust and gore -<br/>
As I cowered, nearly shuttering, suddenly there came a sputtering<br/>
As some weapon quickly stuttering - firing at my bunker door.<br/>
"`Tis some bolter", I murmured, "firing at my bunker door -<br/>
Only this and nothing more."<br/>


ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,<br/>
And the brightly burning bastions lit the horizon by the score.<br/>
Eagerly, on freedom drunker; - vainly had I sought to hunker<br/>
In this heavy Imperial bunker - with perhaps a tunnel in the floor -<br/>
A safe and empty fortress with perhaps a tiny tunnel in the floor -<br/>
Only this and nothing more.<br/>


ELLO ELLO ELLO-
And the mad raving howling of each distant Space Wolf prowling<br/>
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.<br/>
So that now, to the beating of my heart, I stood entreating<br/>
"`Tis some Space Wolf there repeating, firing at my bunker door -<br/>
Some common Grey Hunter rapid-firing at my bunker door -<br/>
This it is and nothing more."<br/>


Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer<br/>
"Marine," said I, "or Scout, your attention I implore;<br/>
The bunker walls are thick - they are made of tempered brick<br/>
And your bolters do not nick the slightest scratch or tiny score -<br/>
Not a dimple, dent, depression, dip, scratch or tiny score -<br/>
Away now, and fire no more."<br/>


`Ere we go now
Then in the bunker slumping, presently I heard a thumping<br/>
A pounding - rattling many times fiercer than before.<br/>
And soon I began to screech - the bunker wall grenades did breach;<br/>
The very gods I did beseech as the ceiling fell upon the floor -<br/>
Through the wounds poured light which danced upon the floor -<br/>
Danced amidst the sounds of war.<br/>


Orky raidaz
Then at once it stopped the violence - I was left alone with silence<br/>
Confused, I spied the reason why the shells did drop no more -<br/>
For as I began to shutter, then with many a flit and flutter<br/>
A psyber-Raven flew through the clutter to perch above the door -<br/>
Perched on the two-headed eagle just above the bunker door -<br/>
Perched and sat and nothing more.<br/>


I'm outta words, so I's WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
At this I grew more craven, for the talons of the psyber-Raven<br/>
Were all over covered with bright red blood and crimson gore.<br/>
"Wretch!" I cried, "Njal hath lent thee - into this fortress has he sent thee<br/>
So that remotely may he here be - and this bunker then explore -<br/>
Scry out my exact location and this bunker then explore -"<br/>


`Ere we go now
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>


Orky raidaz
Then, methought, the air grew darker, the bunker now a little starker<br/>
For the uttered word brought terror as I had never felt before.<br/>
As for weapons, I knew I had none - no bolter, sword or lasgun;<br/>
No arms to stop the war's son fated to break soon through the door -<br/>
The blood-mad crazed assassin fated to break soon through the door-<br/>
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>


Cuz its choppy
"Be that word our sign of parting, machine or bird!" I shrieked, upstarting -<br/>
"Get thee back into the fire-fight and here spy on me no more!<br/>
For as you came unbidden - I would otherwise be here hidden -<br/>
Leave my location in this midden - quit that icon above my door!<br/>
Take thy shining metal eye, and take thy form from off my door!"<br/>
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"<br/>


Cuz its bashy
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting - still is sitting<br/>
On the pallid two-headed eagle just above the bunker door;<br/>
His metal eye has all the seeming of a psyker that is scheming,<br/>
To have my guts lie steaming in a pile upon the floor;<br/>
And now all hope has left me, crouched here upon the floor<br/>
I await the Eversor!<br/>


Cuz its dakka
===Henry the Fifth, Act III Scene I===


Cuz we's sneaky
Once more unto the boards, Anon, once more,<br/>
 
Or close the wall up with our Neckbeard dead!<br/>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAGH!
In-game there's nothing so becomes a man<br/>
 
As massive fatness and huge faggotry;<br/>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
But when the /b/last of war brings in the cancer,<br/>
 
Then imitate the action of the fatguy;<br/>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Quote from the rulebooks, summon up the fluff,<br/>
 
Disguise fat nature with hard-favour'd RAAAAGE;<br/>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Then lend the one a terrible aspect;<br/>
 
Let it stare until PCs are all dead<br/>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Like the foul bodak; let the brow o'erwhelm it<br/>
 
As fearfully as does a tiefling’s horn<br/>
 
Add two charisma to his contorted face,<br/>
===Sailor Tau===
Swirl'd in the wild and wasteful fourth-ed.<br/>
 
Now roll the bones and sketch the portraits wide,<br/>
 
Dream hard of breasts, that bend up every ‘spirit’<br/>
Fire caste by moonlight<br/>
To his full height. On, on, you beardyest fatguys,<br/>
Water caste by daylight<br/>
Whose blood is fet from fathers of thin-proof!<br/>
Never running from a real fight<br/>
Fathers that, like so many useless tripfags,<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
Have in these parts from morn till even raged,<br/>
She will...never turn her back on a friend<br/>
And saged their threads for lack of argument.<br/>
She is... always there to defend<br/>
Fap not to your mothers; now attest<br/>
She is...the one on whom we can depend<br/>
That those whom you call'd fatguys did beget you.<br/>
She is the one named Sailor.....<br/>
Be copy now to men of better games,<br/>
.... Sailor Broadside<br/>
And show them how you roll. And you, warmachine,<br/>
.... Sailor Stealth<br/>
Whose limbs are made of pewter, show us here<br/>
.... Sailor Crisis<br/>
The metal of your minis; let us swear<br/>
..... Sailor Drone<br/>
That they are worth their pricetag, which I doubt much;<br/>
With cosmic secrets<br/>
For I see most of you so mean and base,<br/>
All so new to her<br/>
That hath not showered since last Petertide.<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
I see you field warhounds in Apocalypse,<br/>
fire caste by moonlight<br/>
Standing upon their foes. The game's been lost!<br/>
Water caste by daylight<br/>
Follow your spirits, and upon this board<br/>
With her Sailor Shas'o to help fight<br/>
Cry, "Rage at Vampire! Magic! And Fourth Ed!"<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
 
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
===Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit===
She is the one . . . Sailor Tau!!<br/>


===Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise===
Load up da trukks


As I browse through the minis of my local games store<br/>
Bring yer boyz
I took a look at my life and realized I’m very poor<br/>
But that's just perfect for an fa/tg/uy like me<br/>
You know, I bought that space marine battle company<br/>
At 4:30 in the morning dice are rolling<br/>
PCs are dying the whole session railroading... fools<br/>
And I've been plannin' and ragin’ so long that<br/>
Even my mother thinks that my mind is gone<br/>
I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check<br/>
Got a codex in my hand and a beard on my neck<br/>
But if I finish all my painting and if you get Matt<br/>
Then tonight I am putting on my wizard robes and hat.<br/>


We been spending most our lives<br/>
`Kuz we's haulin'
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
 
I've done FATAL once or twice<br/>
Out all da toyz
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
 
It's hard work in rolling dice<br/>
Da `oomies run
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We buy minis at high price<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>


A local boy made a Mary Sue last week<br/>
Frum dakka gunz
I just approved it and saved my mad critique<br/>
I really don’t mind, I didn’t even rage<br/>
‘cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.<br/>
But I ain't never punched weeaboos even if they deserved it<br/>
A fa/tg/uy with a tool? You know that’s unheard of<br/>
I’m obese and smelly but have the best army<br/>
And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fools<br/>
If you’re here for stories, you'll be wrecked in tears<br/>
We have C.S Goto raping well known canon with shears<br/>
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare<br/>
We are just autistically impaired<br/>


There's chainfists, chainswords, and lightning claws<br/>
I knows I knows
In our life hobby<br/>
Like Cthulhu Mythos<br/>
It's as grim an’ dark as can be<br/>


We been spending most our lives<br/>
We's number one
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We're just fat and nerdy guys<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
There's no greater sin and vice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We all fight, by rolling dice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>


Hitchin' up a game group, churnin' out new content<br/>
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
Made a game on Sunday, soon I'll make another<br/>
Think you’re pimp at rollplay? Think you can roleplay?<br/>
I know I’m a million times more playa then you gay frey<br/>
I'm the neckbeard guy the young Gygaxes wanna be like<br/>
In the store day and night rollin’ paragon mad soulknife<br/>
So don't be vain and don't be whiny<br/>
Or else, weeaboo, I might declare Exterminatus on your army<br/>


We been spending most our lives<br/>
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We’re all crazy max/min-ites<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We all dare to fantasize<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We’re all virgins who roll dice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>


===Blue Oyster Cult: Black Blade===
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
I was on a mission to fight for the Greater Good<br>
 
But this here Dawn Blade at my side don't act the way it should<br>
ELLO ELLO ELLO-
Keeps calling me it's Shas'O when I feel more like it's Gue'la<br>
 
And it keeps dragging me faster and faster to an early grave, yeah<br>
Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
And it howls! It howls like hell!<br>
 
<br>
`Ere we go now
I'm told it's my duty to fight against them all<br>
 
That warring is my trade and I was born to wade through gore<br>
Orky raidaz
I just want to be a lover, not a blue-skinned screaming ghoul<br>
I wish it'd picked another to be it's killing tool<br>
<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Forged a million years ago<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Killing so it's power can grow<br>
<br>
It's death from the beginning to the end of time<br>
And I'm the Tau's champion, or is that just part of it's grand designs?<br>
And whole worlds are dying, and the burden's mine<br>
And the Dawn Blade keeps on killing, 'til the end of time<br>
<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Bringing chaos to the world we know<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
And it's using me to kill my friends<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Growing stronger so the galaxy will end<br>
Forcing my mind to bend and bend<br>
<br>
I am the Dawn Blade<br>
Forged a million billion years ago<br>
My cosmic soul goes on for eternity<br>
Carving out destiny<br>
Bringing in the Lords of Chaos<br>
Bringing up the Beasts of the Immaterium<br>
Sucking out the souls of heroes<br>
Laying waste to the Imperium<br>
My master is my slave<br>
Hahaahahahahahahahaha!<br>
You poor fucking Tau<br>
<br>


==='Twas The Night Before Emperor's Day===
I squish pinkies wit' my anus


'Twas the night before Emperor's Day,<br>
`Ere we go now
and he fought all alone,<br>
 
in a four foot deep trench<br>
Orky raidaz
lined with plasteel and stone.<br>
 
<br>
Cuz its choppy
I was traveling the warp<br>
 
with gifts for the land,<br>
Cuz its bashy
when I saw this lone guardsman<br>
 
making his brave stand.<br>
Cuz its dakka
<br>
 
I looked all about,<br>
Cuz we's sneaky
I looked near and far,<br>
 
no Chimera, no Basilisk,<br>
YA
nor Techpriest or Commissar.<br>
 
<br>
Winnin' is what Orks do best
No Sergeant yelled orders<br>
 
to this guardsman - no backing<br>
`Cause by Mork we's all been bless'd
to fight this ridge full of xeno<br>
 
formed from pure evil, attacking.<br>
Our mighty WAAAAAAAGH `as always been
<br>
 
His armor in tatters,<br>
And always will until the end
his eyes nearly blind,<br>
 
A sobering truth<br>
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
raced through my mind.<br>
 
<br>
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
His position was doomed,<br>
 
was my only thought<br>
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
and this soldier's brave stand<br>
 
would all be for naught.<br>
ELLO ELLO ELLO-
<br>
 
The guardsman stared unblinking,<br>
Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
silent and alone,<br>
 
his lasrifle at the ready<br>
`Ere we go now
against his shoulder bone.<br>
 
<br>
Orky raidaz
His gaze was so calm<br>
 
in the face of calamity,<br>
Now I'm out dere, smashin' faces
the perfect picture of<br>
 
a guardsman of humanity.<br>
`Ere we go now
<br>
 
Who was this brave hero<br>
Orky raidaz
whose position I'd spied,<br>
 
warring against<br>
Cuz its choppy
this unstoppable tide?<br>
 
<br>
Cuz its bashy
I now knew that all humans<br>
 
I would see this night,<br>
Cuz its dakka
owed their lives to these guardsmen<br>
 
who were willing to fight.<br>
Cuz we's sneaky
<br>
 
Soon all round the galaxy<br>
YA
the children would play,<br>
 
and grownups would praise<br>
 
the bright Emperor's Day.<br>
And I forgitz
<br>
 
They all lived their lives<br>
Just wot it was
every month of the year,<br>
 
Because of brave guardsmen<br>
Oh ya, I think a melta bomb
like the one standing here.<br>
 
<br>
I found it dere
A tear came to my eye<br>
 
for those who stood alone,<br>
It's tikkin' now
on a cold Emperor's Day Eve<br>
 
on a planet far from home.<br>
Oh well, I'll toss it at doze grots.
<br>
 
Their great sacrifices<br>
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
I could never betray<br>
 
So I drew my burning sword<br>
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
to join in the fray<br>
 
<br>
ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO
The soldier did turn<br>
and I heard a rough voice.<br>
"My Emperor, rest easy,<br>
this death is my choice;<br>
<br>
I fight for a freedom<br>
that may never be found,<br>
but not ever shall I waver<br>
on Your sacred ground."<br>
<br>
Then the Guardsman turned<br>
to face the incursions<br>
of the foul xenos and<br>
their unholy perversions<br>
<br>
I kept watch for hours,<br>
until the night was still<br>
and the guardsman lay broken<br>
on the bloody red hill.<br>
<br>
I could not just leave<br>
on that cold grim dark night,<br>
this guardian of honor<br>
so willing to fight.<br>
<br>
And as the guardsman lay dying,<br>
his soul strong and pure,<br>
he cried, "Ave Imperator!<br>
It's Emperor's Day! This world is secure!"<br>
<br>
I kneeled before the fallen,<br>
A great victory he'd won.<br>
"Happy Emperor's Day my guardsman,<br>
rest in peace, my son."<br>


===Daniel Decateur Emmett: Dixie Land===
ELLO ELLO ELLO-
No one knows how this all started<br>
But it don't surprise us empty-hearted-<br>
Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!<br>
<br>
When those came up in that ole half-track<br>
We found the nerve to now push back!<br>
Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!<br>
<br>
Advance the flag there trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!<br>
On far off lands we'll take our stand-<br>
And not die bloody cowards!<br>
<br>
To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!<br>
To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!<br>
<br>
Now John Fuklaw was an awesome sight,<br>
And rallied us into the fight!<br>
To arms! To arms! To arms! Fire away!<br>
<br>
And Raepfist cut a bloody swathe<br>
and Conrad Raege had to laugh and scoff<br>
Push on! Push on! Push on! Valiant men.<br>
<br>
Bring up that flamer trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!<br>
Let's give 'em hell, and then die well!<br>
In service to the Emprah!<br>
<br>
Advance! Advance! They're no match for us trooper!<br>
Advance! Advance! Ave Imperator!<br>
<br>
OH I love to serve the Emprah! Hoorah! HOORAH!<br>
On his holy land I'll take my stand-<br>
To fight on for the Emprah!<br>
<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise be to Holy Terra!<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise the Immoooooooortal Emprah!<br>
<br>


===Trey Parker: Everyone Has Aids (Team America: World Police)===
Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers
Everyone has WARP
WARP! WARP! WARP!
WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!
Everyone has WARP!


And so this is the end of our story
`Ere we go now
And everyone is dead from WARP.
It took from me my favorite son
My only true Warmaster
My conqueror of bright stars
(He got WARPed)


Well I'm gonna march on Terra!
Orky raidaz
Lead the Astartes and charge the brigades!
There's a Daemon inside of all of us...
I'll make them see, everyone has WARP.


My Commissar!
I'm outta words, so I's WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
(WARP!)
My Astropath!
(WARP!)
My Chaplain and Librarian and Captain!
(WARP! WARP! WARP!)
The Xenos and witch, and the mutant and psyker!


Everyone has WARP!
`Ere we go now
My techpriest and my squig Old Blue
WARP! WARP! WARP!
The Primarch's got it and so do you!
WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!
Come on everybody we got purgin' to do!
It's time to exterminate these worlds everyone has
WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP!
(WARP!)


Orky raidaz


===Don McLean: American Pie===
Cuz its choppy
A long, long time ago...<br>
I can still remember<br>
How that cultist used to make me smile.


And I knew if I had my chance<br>
Cuz its bashy
That I could make those xenos dance<br>
And, maybe, they’d be purged for a while.<br>


But February made me shiver<br>
Cuz its dakka
With every bolt round I’d deliver.
Heresy on the doorstep,<br>
I couldn’t take one more step.<br>


I can’t remember if I wrrryed<br>
Cuz we's sneaky
When I read about his lolcron bride,<br>
But something touched me deep inside<br>
The day the music died.


So die die, from the flames in the sky,<br>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAGH!
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
 
But the crater was dry.<br>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


Did you write the litanies of hate,<br>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
And do you live in the EMPRAH'S faith,<br>
If the Codex tells you so?<br>
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,<br>
Can crack cocaine save your heretic soul,<br>
And can you teach me how to wrrrry real slow?


Well, I know that you’re in love with him<br>
CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.<br>
You both kicked off your boots.<br>
Man, I dig those rhythmic blues.


I was a lonely teenaged scout marine<br>
===David Bowie: Space Oddity (Fleet Command to Captain Tom)===
With a camo cloak colored brown and green<br>
Fleet Command to Captain Tom <br>
I knew to see but not be seen<br>
Fleet Command to Captain Tom <br>
The day the music died.<br>
Wake your Astropath and turn your Gellars on<br>
I started singin’,
Fleet Command to Captain Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)<br>
Commencing countdown, warp drives on (five, four, three)<br>
Check ignition, may the Emprah be with you (two, one, liftoff)<br>


"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
This is Fleet Command to Captain Tom<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
You’ve made it through the warp<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And our intel says the orks ship are out there<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Now they’ll come to engage you if they dare<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


Now since M.30 we’ve been on our own<br>
This is Captain Tom to Fleet Command<br>
And heresy grows fat on a rollin’ stone,<br>
I’m firing on the foe<br>
But that’s not how it used to be.<br>
And their wrecks float in a most peculiar way<br>
When the harlequin sang with the noise marine,<br>
And the stars look very different today<br>
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean<br>
And a voice that came from you and me,


Oh, and while Lord Tzeentch was looking down,<br>
For here<br>
A loota boy stole his JUST AS PLANNED crown.<br>
Am I sitting in a tin can<br>
The classroom was adjourned;<br>
Far above the world<br>
No grade report was returned.<br>
The planet there is blue<br>
And while Kharn raged about METAL BOX,<br>
And there's nothing I can do<br>
Macha tried to get some in the park,<br>
And we rolled sixes in the dark<br>
The day the music died.<br>
We were singing,


"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Though I’ve fired one hundred thousand shells<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
I’m under attack still<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And I think my cruiser knows which way to go<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


Helter skelter in a summer swelter,<br>
Fleet Command to Captain Tom<br>
The birds flew off the Exterminatus shelter<br>
Your vox's dead, there's something wrong<br>
Eight miles high and falling fast.<br>
Can you hear me, Captain Tom?<br>
Nurgle-tan let loose a cloud of gas.<br>
Can you hear me, Captain Tom?<br>
Macha still couldn't get no ass,<br>
Can you hear me, Captain Tom?<br>
With old Failbaddon in a cast.
Can you "Here am I floating 'round my tin can<br>
Far above the moon<br>
Boarders they are green<br>
Nothing left but to make them bleed<br>


Now Cultist-chan wore cheap perfume<br>
===Sailor Tau===
While Doomrider played a Slaaneshi tune.<br>
We all got up to dance,<br>
Oh, but we never got the chance!<br>
The Angry Marines tried to take the field;<br>
The Emperors Children refused to yield.<br>
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?<br>


We started singing,<br>
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


Oh, and there we were all in one place,<br>
Fire caste by moonlight<br/>
All GRIMDARK and lost in space,<br>
Water caste by daylight<br/>
With no time left to start again.<br>
Never running from a real fight<br/>
So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!<br>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
Candlejack sat on a can-<br>
She will...never turn her back on a friend<br/>
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.
She is... always there to defend<br/>
She is...the one on whom we can depend<br/>
She is the one named Sailor.....<br/>
.... Sailor Broadside<br/>
.... Sailor Stealth<br/>
.... Sailor Crisis<br/>
..... Sailor Drone<br/>
With cosmic secrets<br/>
All so new to her<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
fire caste by moonlight<br/>
Water caste by daylight<br/>
With her Sailor Shas'o to help fight<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
She is the one named Sailor Tau<br/>
She is the one . . . Sailor Tau!!<br/>


Oh, and as I watched him on the stage<br>
===Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise===
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.<br>
No angel born in hell<br>
Could break that daemon’s spell.<br>
And as I purged her in the night<br>
To show her the emperors shining light,<br>
I saw Eldrad laughing with delight<br>
The day the music died.


He was singing,<br>
As I browse through the minis of my local games store<br/>
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
I took a look at my life and realized I’m very poor<br/>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But that's just perfect for an fa/tg/uy like me<br/>
But the crater was dry.<br>
You know, I bought that space marine battle company<br/>  
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
At 4:30 in the morning dice are rolling<br/>
And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
PCs are dying the whole session railroading... fools<br/>
"This’ll be the day that I die."
And I've been plannin' and ragin’ so long that<br/>
Even my mother thinks that my mind is gone<br/>
I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check<br/>
Got a codex in my hand and a beard on my neck<br/>
But if I finish all my painting and if you get Matt<br/>
Then tonight I am putting on my wizard robes and hat.<br/>


I met a farseer whose love did bloom<br>
We been spending most our lives<br/>
And I asked her for some happy news,<br>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
But she just smiled and turned away.<br>
I've done FATAL once or twice<br/>
I went down to the wargear store<br>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
Where I’d heard the music years before,<br>
It's hard work in rolling dice<br/>
But the techpriests said the music wouldn’t play.
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We buy minis at high price<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>


Hand een thee stweets: thee childwen scweamed,<br>
A local boy made a Mary Sue last week<br/>
Thee lovers cwied, and thee poeets dweamed.<br>
I just approved it and saved my mad critique<br/>
But not a hword hwas spoken;<br>
I really don’t mind, I didn’t even rage<br/>
Thee chyurch bells all were broken.<br>
‘cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.<br/>
Hand thee thwee men Ay hadmire most:<br>
But I ain't never punched weeaboos even if they deserved it<br/>
Thee father, son, hand thee holy ghost,<br>
A fa/tg/uy with a tool? You know that’s unheard of<br/>  
They captyoored thee lhast train fooor thee coast<br>
I’m obese and smelly but have the best army<br/>
Thee day thee myoosick died.
And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fools<br/>
If you’re here for stories, you'll be wrecked in tears<br/>
We have C.S Goto raping well known canon with shears<br/>
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare<br/>
We are just autistically impaired<br/>


And they were singing,
There's chainfists, chainswords, and lightning claws<br/>
In our life hobby<br/>
Like Cthulhu Mythos<br/>
It's as grim an’ dark as can be<br/>


"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
We been spending most our lives<br/>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
But the crater was dry.<br>
We're just fat and nerdy guys<br/>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
There's no greater sin and vice<br/>
"This’ll be the day that I die."
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We all fight, by rolling dice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>


"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Hitchin' up a game group, churnin' out new content<br/>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
Made a game on Sunday, soon I'll make another<br/>
But the crater was dry.<br>
Think you’re pimp at rollplay? Think you can roleplay?<br/>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
I know I’m a million times more playa then you gay frey<br/>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
I'm the neckbeard guy the young Gygaxes wanna be like<br/>
"This’ll be the day that I die."<br>
In the store day and night rollin’ paragon mad soulknife<br/>
So don't be vain and don't be whiny<br/>
Or else, weeaboo, I might declare Exterminatus on your army<br/>


We been spending most our lives<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We’re all crazy max/min-ites<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We all dare to fantasize<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>
We’re all virgins who roll dice<br/>
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise<br/>


===Theme from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers===
===Blue Oyster Cult: Black Blade===
[Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind]: "Inquisitor! Heretics, Xenos, and Mutants are abound! Recruit a team of Acolytes with attitude!"<br>
I was on a mission to fight for the Greater Good<br>
[Inquisitor]: "Ayayayayay!"<br>
But this here Dawn Blade at my side don't act the way it should<br>
 
Keeps calling me it's Shas'O when I feel more like it's Gue'la<br>
They've got, a power and a faith that you've never seen before!<br>
And it keeps dragging me faster and faster to an early grave, yeah<br>
They've got, the ability to smite and to even up the score!<br>
And it howls! It howls like hell!<br>
No Grot, can ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br>
<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br>
I'm told it's my duty to fight against them all<br>
 
That warring is my trade and I was born to wade through gore<br>
They know, the fate of Holy Terra's lying in their hands!<br>
I just want to be a lover, not a blue-skinned screaming ghoul<br>
They know, to always use their weapons at the first chance!<br>
I wish it'd picked another to be it's killing tool<br>
No Cult will ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br>
<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
 
Forged a million years ago<br>
The Unclean, can never take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br>
Killing so it's power can grow<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br>
<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br>
It's death from the beginning to the end of time<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br>
And I'm the Tau's champion, or is that just part of it's grand designs?<br>
 
And whole worlds are dying, and the burden's mine<br>
 
And the Dawn Blade keeps on killing, 'til the end of time<br>
 
<br>
==="And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'(And the Band Played 'Waltzing Matilda')"===
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
 
Bringing chaos to the world we know<br>
When I was a young man I flew in a ship,<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
And lived the free life of a scouter.<br>
And it's using me to kill my friends<br>
From the Twin Star of Aphor to the Aquila Rift,<br>
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade<br>
I danced my old scoutship all over.<br>
Growing stronger so the galaxy will end<br>
Then in nought-oh-fifteen, the Emp-ror said "Son, <br>
Forcing my mind to bend and bend<br>
It's time time to stop scoutin', there's work to be done."<br>
<br>
So they gave me a rank bar,<br>
I am the Dawn Blade<br>
A Cruiser, a gun,<br>
Forged a million billion years ago<br>
And they sent me away to the War.<br>
My cosmic soul goes on for eternity<br>
Carving out destiny<br>
Bringing in the Lords of Chaos<br>
Bringing up the Beasts of the Immaterium<br>
Sucking out the souls of heroes<br>
Laying waste to the Imperium<br>
My master is my slave<br>
Hahaahahahahahahahaha!<br>
You poor fucking Tau<br>
<br>


And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'<br>
==='Twas The Night Before Emperor's Day===
As we boarded the Santa Maree,<br>
And amidst all the cheers,<br>
the cannonade and tears,<br>
we left for Bellerophon III.<br>


How well I remember the sight I saw then,<br>
'Twas the night before Emperor's Day,<br>
the proud Navy cut down and shattered.<br>
and he fought all alone,<br>
And how in the hell that they called Lagrange Ten,<br>
in a four foot deep trench<br>
We were butchered like poor bloody cattle.<br>
lined with plasteel and stone.<br>
Old Boney was ready, he'd primed himself well,<br>
<br>
he cut us with Lances, and broke us with shell.<br>
I was traveling the warp<br>
And in five minutes flat,<br>
with gifts for the land,<br>
he had blown us to hell,<br>
when I saw this lone guardsman<br>
nearly blew me right back to Agrippa.<br>
making his brave stand.<br>
 
<br>
And the Vox played 'Fight on, the Navy',<br>
I looked all about,<br>
as we formed up and counted the slain.<br>
I looked near and far,<br>
We'd lost half of ours,<br>
no Chimera, no Basilisk,<br>
for a handful of theirs,<br>
nor Techpriest or Commissar.<br>
but we charged right on back in again.<br>
<br>
 
No Sergeant yelled orders<br>
Now us that were left, well, we tried to survive,<br>
to this guardsman - no backing<br>
in a mad world of lanceshot and boarders.<br>
to fight this ridge full of xeno<br>
And for nine minutes ten I kept my boys alive,<br>
formed from pure evil, attacking.<br>
as around me our numbers grew lesser.<br>
<br>
Then a whole mess of guardsmen stormed onto the bridge,<br>
His armor in tatters,<br>
they shot down old Kelley, the Nav and the Kid,<br>
his eyes nearly blind,<br>
and for some bloody reason, they just let me live.<br>
A sobering truth<br>
Never knew there were worse things than dying.<br>
raced through my mind.<br>
 
<br>
For I'll do no more dancing my scouter,<br>
His position was doomed,<br>
I thought as I ran for the pod,<br>
was my only thought<br>
for a scout can't feel dread,<br>
and this soldier's brave stand<br>
he's got more balls than head,<br>
would all be for naught.<br>
and that's one thing a coward ain't got.<br>
<br>
 
The guardsman stared unblinking,<br>
The handful of pods left I gathered to me,<br>
silent and alone,<br>
and we left like a bolt from a barrel.<br>
his lasrifle at the ready<br>
A dozen survivors of two-million-odd men,<br>
against his shoulder bone.<br>
the Grand Fleet of Admiral Karil.<br>
<br>
And as we all dove into Catan's dock ring,<br>
His gaze was so calm<br>
and the three from the Mada all started to sing,<br>
in the face of calamity,<br>
the thought of my men,<br>
the perfect picture of<br>
had a horrible sting,<br>
a guardsman of humanity.<br>
for not one had lived through the battle.<br>
 
And the band played 'Fight on , the Navy',<br>
for the wives of the men of Catan,<br>
Nobody cheered,<br>
they just saw us and stared,<br>
and then, the crying began.<br>
 
And now every march day I sit in the crowd,<br>
and watch the young guardsmen walk on then.<br>
I wonder to myself, not speaking aloud,<br>
why there's not one vet'ran with them.<br>
The young men march stiffly, all upright with pride,<br>
they're all brave young soldiers with nothing to hide.<br>
And then one kid asks,<br>
"Is that how daddy died?"<br>
And I don't have the courage to tell him.<br>
 
And the band plays 'Fight on, the Navy',<br>
As I answer my question before.<br>
If the march they could give,<br>
to the men who had lived,<br>
not one man would dare march at all.<br>
 
Dancin' my scouter, dancin' my scouter,<br>
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?<br>
And their ghosts may be heard as you dance on by Bellerophon,<br>
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?<br>
 
===Gilbert and Sullivan: A British Tar===
 
A Space Marine is a soaring soul,<br>
Far greater than a mortal man,<br>
His energetic fist should be ready to resist<br>
Any heretical plan.<br>
His nose should pant,<br>
and his lip should curl,<br>
His cheeks should flame,<br>
and his brow should furl,<br>
His bosom should heave,<br>
and his hearts should glow,<br>
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.<br>
<br>
<br>
His nose should pant and his lip should curl,<br>
Who was this brave hero<br>
His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl,<br>
whose position I'd spied,<br>
His bosom should heave and his hearts should glow,<br>
warring against<br>
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.<br>
this unstoppable tide?<br>
<br>
<br>
His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,<br>
I now knew that all humans<br>
His brow with scorn be wrung;<br>
I would see this night,<br>
He never should bow down to a filthy xenos frown,<br>
owed their lives to these guardsmen<br>
Or the tang of a traitor tongue.<br>
who were willing to fight.<br>
<br>
<br>
His foot should stamp,<br>
Soon all round the galaxy<br>
and his throat should growl,<br>
the children would play,<br>
His sword should twirl,<br>
and grownups would praise<br>
and his face should scowl,<br>
the bright Emperor's Day.<br>
His eyes should flash like a conqueror<br>
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!"<br>
<br>
<br>
His foot should stamp, and his throat should growl,<br>
They all lived their lives<br>
His sword should twirl, and his face should scowl;<br>
every month of the year,<br>
His eyes should flash like a conqueror,<br>
Because of brave guardsmen<br>
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!", the Emperor, the Emperor, the Emperor!<br>
like the one standing here.<br>
 
===Dio: Holy Diver===
 
Holy Bolter<br>
You've been out too long in the warzone<br>
Oh it's jamming again<br>
<br>
<br>
Ride the Tank<br>
A tear came to my eye<br>
You can see its hull but you know it's clean.<br>
for those who stood alone,<br>
Oh don't you see what I mean<br>
on a cold Emperor's Day Eve<br>
on a planet far from home.<br>
<br>
<br>
Gotta shoot 'em down<br>
Their great sacrifices<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
I could never betray<br>
So I drew my burning sword<br>
to join in the fray<br>
<br>
<br>
Shiny Tracers<br>
The soldier did turn<br>
Like the eyes of a Daemon in the night<br>
and I heard a rough voice.<br>
Something is coming for you<br>
"My Emperor, rest easy,<br>
this death is my choice;<br>
<br>
<br>
Race for the Dropship<br>
I fight for a freedom<br>
You can hide in the sun of the Emperor's light<br>
that may never be found,<br>
Oh we will pray it's all right<br>
but not ever shall I waver<br>
on Your sacred ground."<br>
<br>
<br>
Gotta get away-get away<br>
Then the Guardsman turned<br>
Between the armor lies<br>
to face the incursions<br>
There's a trooper hard as steel<br>
of the foul xenos and<br>
The valor never dies<br>
their unholy perversions<br>
War's a never ending wheel<br>
<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
I kept watch for hours,<br>
You're the star of the battlefield<br>
until the night was still<br>
No need for full auto<br>
and the guardsman lay broken<br>
on the bloody red hill.<br>
<br>
<br>
Jump on the Tank
I could not just leave<br>
you can feel its hull but you know it's mean<br>
on that cold grim dark night,<br>
Some might can never be seen yeah
this guardian of honor<br>
so willing to fight.<br>
<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
And as the guardsman lay dying,<br>
You've been out too long in the warzone<br>
his soul strong and pure,<br>
Oh it's jamming again<br>
he cried, "Ave Imperator!<br>
It's Emperor's Day! This world is secure!"<br>
<br>
<br>
Ride the Tank<br>
I kneeled before the fallen,<br>
You can see armor but you know it's clean.<br>
A great victory he'd won.<br>
"Happy Emperor's Day my guardsman,<br>
rest in peace, my son."<br>
 
===Daniel Decateur Emmett: Dixie Land===
No one knows how this all started<br>
But it don't surprise us empty-hearted-<br>
Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!<br>
<br>
<br>
Gotta get away-get away Gotta get away-get away<br>
When those came up in that ole half-track<br>
Holy Bolter sole survivor your honour's clean<br>
We found the nerve to now push back!<br>
Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!<br>
<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter Holy bolter never change the mag Holy Bolter<br>
Advance the flag there trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!<br>
Oh Holy Bolter yeah alright get away get away get away<br>
On far off lands we'll take our stand-<br>
And not die bloody cowards!<br>
<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter Holy Bolter whoa Holy Bolter Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm.<br>
To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!<br>
 
To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!<br>
===Will Smith: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air===
 
Now, this is a story all about how<br>
My life got flipped-turned upside down<br>
And I'd like to take a minute<br>
Just sit by my skull throne<br>
I'll tell you how I became the daemon prince of Khorne<br>
<br>
<br>
No idea where I was born or raised<br>
Now John Fuklaw was an awesome sight,<br>
On the gladiator arenas was where I spent most of my days<br>
And rallied us into the fight!<br>
Beatin' smashing' killin' in the arenas<br>
To arms! To arms! To arms! Fire away!<br>
Escaped to the mountains with a few cronies<br>
When a couple of soldiers<br>
Who were up to no good<br>
They found us and attacked my neighborhood<br>
I got in one little fight and Emperor started to worry<br>
And said 'You're movin' with your father and god in Terra'<br>
<br>
<br>
It kinda hurt to see my pals fucked<br>
And Raepfist cut a bloody swathe<br>
But Emprah didn't let me go back<br>
and Conrad Raege had to laugh and scoff<br>
He gave me a battleship and then he gave me my legion.<br>
Push on! Push on! Push on! Valiant men.<br>
I put my axe on and said, 'Gotta give my army a lesson'.<br>
<br>
<br>
First company, yo this is bad<br>
Bring up that flamer trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!<br>
Marines drinking juice out of a champagne glass.<br>
Let's give 'em hell, and then die well!<br>
Is this what the marines of World Eaters are like?<br>
In service to the Emprah!<br>
Hmmmmm this won't be alright.<br>
<br>
<br>
But wait I hear there're techmarine, apothecarians and all that<br>
Advance! Advance! They're no match for us trooper!<br>
Put implants to the recruits like ones in this cool cat<br>
Advance! Advance! Ave Imperator!<br>
Now I like it<br>
Badass bloodthirsty soldiers<br>
I don't give a fuck to Emprahs' warnings<br>
<br>
<br>
Well, the battle-barge landed and when I came out<br>
OH I love to serve the Emprah! Hoorah! HOORAH!<br>
There was Horus who told he's gonna throw a rout<br>
On his holy land I'll take my stand-<br>
I was in and we went to Terra<br>
To fight on for the Emprah!<br>
We went totally ape<br>
After an epic bloodshed I heard 'Horus got raped'<br>
<br>
<br>
I whistled for a Battle-Barge and when it came near<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise be to Holy Terra!<br>
My legion ran in, cursing the Emperor<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise the Immoooooooortal Emprah!<br>
Dumped Kharn to the trunk and fled the war<br>
Khorne told me 'Yo homes to Eye of Terror'<br>
<br>
<br>
I got wings on my back and horns on my head<br>
This cool runesword and skin blood-red<br>
I looked at my kingdom<br>
I was finally there<br>
To sit on my throne as the Daemon Prince of Khorne<br>


===Henry Clay Work: Marching Through Georgia===
===Trey Parker: Everyone Has Aids (Team America: World Police)===
Everyone has WARP<br/>
WARP! WARP! WARP!<br/>
WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!<br/>
Everyone has WARP!<br/>
 
And so this is the end of our story<br/>
And everyone is dead from WARP.<br/>
It took from me my favorite son<br/>
My only true Warmaster<br/>
My conqueror of bright stars<br/>
(He got WARPed)<br/>
 
Well I'm gonna march on Terra!<br/>
Lead the Astartes and charge the brigades!<br/>
There's a Daemon inside of all of us...<br/>
I'll make them see, everyone has WARP.<br/>


Bring the platoon standard, lads, we'll sing another song <br/>
My Commissar!<br/>
Sing it with a spirit that will start this world along. <br/>
(WARP!)<br/>
Sing it as we'll always sing it, quadrillions strong, <br/>
My Astropath!<br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
(WARP!)<br/>
My Chaplain and Librarian and Captain!<br/>
(WARP! WARP! WARP!)<br/>
The Xenos and witch, and the mutant and psyker!<br/>


Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
Everyone has WARP!<br/>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
My techpriest and my squig Old Blue<br/>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
WARP! WARP! WARP!<br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
The Primarch's got it and so do you!<br/>
WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!<br/>
Come on everybody we got purgin' to do!<br/>
It's time to exterminate these worlds everyone has<br/>
WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP!<br/>
(WARP!)<br/>


How the xenos howl when our flamers end all their fun, <br/>
===Don McLean: American Pie===
How the cultists scream out when they march into our guns, <br/>
A long, long time ago...<br>
How the foe cries out for mercy when there will be none, <br/>
I can still remember<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
How that cultist used to make me smile.


Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
And I knew if I had my chance<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
That I could make those xenos dance<br>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
And, maybe, they’d be purged for a while.<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>


Yes, and there were heretics who wept with painful tears <br/>
But February made me shiver<br>
having felt our noble will they had denied for years. <br/>
With every bolt round I’d deliver.
How the Inquisition now brings them justice so dear, <br/>
Heresy on the doorstep,<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
I couldn’t take one more step.<br>


Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
I can’t remember if I wrrryed<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
When I read about his lolcron bride,<br>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
But something touched me deep inside<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
The day the music died.


Your Imperium will die under my great onslaught!<br/>
So die die, from the flames in the sky,<br>
So that Failbaddon said and that is what he thought,<br/>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But indeed we shall triumph for arms he has forgot,<br/>
But the crater was dry.<br>
As we fight for the Emprah!<br/>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.<br/>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>


So we fight at Creed's right hand and Cadia shall hold, <br/>
Did you write the litanies of hate,<br>
For the Emprah stands with us and all rebels shall fold, <br/>
And do you live in the EMPRAH'S faith,<br>
And we can hide Titans behind barricades we're told, <br/>
If the Codex tells you so?<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,<br>
Can crack cocaine save your heretic soul,<br>
And can you teach me how to wrrrry real slow?


Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
Well, I know that you’re in love with him<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.<br>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
You both kicked off your boots.<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
Man, I dig those rhythmic blues.
 
I was a lonely teenaged scout marine<br>
With a camo cloak colored brown and green<br>
I knew to see but not be seen<br>
The day the music died.<br>
I started singin’,
 
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


===Kelis: Milkshake===
Now since M.30 we’ve been on our own<br>
And heresy grows fat on a rollin’ stone,<br>
But that’s not how it used to be.<br>
When the harlequin sang with the noise marine,<br>
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean<br>
And a voice that came from you and me,


''[Repeat x2]''<br>
Oh, and while Lord Tzeentch was looking down,<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
A loota boy stole his JUST AS PLANNED crown.<br>
And they're like,<br>
The classroom was adjourned;<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
No grade report was returned.<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
And while Kharn raged about METAL BOX,<br>
We can teach you,<br>
Macha tried to get some in the park,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
And we rolled sixes in the dark<br>
<br>
The day the music died.<br>
I know you want xenotech,<br>
We were singing,
The thing that makes free energy,<br>
What explorators go crazy for.<br>
They lose their minds<br>
If the warp unbinds<br>
Before they get out in time.<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
<br>
I can see the machine spirit.<br>
You want to be just some skitarii?<br>
Tech geeks and freaks with toys<br>
That can't be bought.<br>
Just know: heretics get caught.<br>
Watch out if you're smart,<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
<br>
Omnissiah says "get involved."<br>
Enginseers practice every day so<br>
You must maintain your firearm.<br>
Same time maintain your iron halo<br>
And you will learn to mend.<br>
(Plus work on our titans!)<br>
Then next honour spark plugs, the wheel and flint.<br>
Then starting your car is a blessed event!<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>


===The Lonely Island: I'm On A Boat===
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
Everybody start running<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Cause I'm charging in a dread.<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."
I'm in a dread.<br>
Take a good hard look<br>
at the motherfucking dread.<br>


I'm in a dread, motherfuckers, so you better run.<br>
Helter skelter in a summer swelter,<br>
In a dread, blastin' you away with my giant gun.<br>
The birds flew off the Exterminatus shelter<br>
Bustin' heretics, making 'em wish they were dead.<br>
Eight miles high and falling fast.<br>
You can't stop me, motherfuckers 'cause I'm in a dread.<br>
Nurgle-tan let loose a cloud of gas.<br>
Macha still couldn't get no ass,<br>
With old Failbaddon in a cast.


Take your shot, bitch,<br>
Now Cultist-chan wore cheap perfume<br>
I'm in a dread, witch.<br>
While Doomrider played a Slaaneshi tune.<br>
And my adamantium armour's so thick.<br>
We all got up to dance,<br>
I've got my giant fists<br>
Oh, but we never got the chance!<br>
And my meltagun.<br>
The Angry Marines tried to take the field;<br>
You were already dead before the war begun.<br>
The Emperors Children refused to yield.<br>
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?<br>


I'm riding in a drop pod<br>
We started singing,<br>
Falling to the ground<br>
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
The drop pod's arriving,<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
Making a terrible sound.<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
But this ain't Slaanesh<br>
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
This is the Emperor's hound,<br>
And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
An airborne dreadnought, motherfucking, coming inbound.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


Fuck you, I'm in a dread, motherfuckers.<br>
Oh, and there we were all in one place,<br>
Fuck guns, I cheated death, motherfuckers.<br>
All GRIMDARK and lost in space,<br>
I'm here with Chapter Master Seth, motherfuckers.<br>
With no time left to start again.<br>
I can't even draw breath motherfuckers.<br>
So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!<br>
Candlejack sat on a can-<br>
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.


Oh, Emprah, if you could hear my roar,<br>
Oh, and as I watched him on the stage<br>
As I'm waging your eternal war,<br>
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.<br>
Covering the ground with xeno gore<br>
No angel born in hell<br>
Like Ursarkar Creed, anything is possible.<br>
Could break that daemon’s spell.<br>
And as I purged her in the night<br>
To show her the emperors shining light,<br>
I saw Eldrad laughing with delight<br>
The day the music died.


Never thought I'd be in a dread.<br>
He was singing,<br>
Blood staining my armor red.<br>
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Sanguinius, look at me.<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
Never thought I'd see the day,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
I'd watch myself decay.<br>
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Believe me when I say<br>
And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
I fought in the Great Crusade.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."


I'm in a dread.<br>
I met a farseer whose love did bloom<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
And I asked her for some happy news,<br>
Everybody start running,<br>
But she just smiled and turned away.<br>
'Cause I'm charging in a dread.<br>
I went down to the wargear store<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Where I’d heard the music years before,<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
But the techpriests said the music wouldn’t play.
Take a good hard look<br>
At the motherfucking dread.


===Tom Jones: Delilah===
Hand een thee stweets: thee childwen scweamed,<br>
I saw the gleam of the claw that she passed through my forces<br>
Thee lovers cwied, and thee poeets dweamed.<br>
I saw the flickering red fire of evil in her eyes<br>
But not a hword hwas spoken;<br>
She was my daemon<br>
Thee chyurch bells all were broken.<br>
As she decieved me I watched and made plans for her demise<br>
Hand thee thwee men Ay hadmire most:<br>
Thee father, son, hand thee holy ghost,<br>
They captyoored thee lhast train fooor thee coast<br>
Thee day thee myoosick died.


My my my Defiler<br>
And they were singing,
Why why why Defiler<br>
 
I could see, that thing was no good for me<br>
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
But I found the Warp had a craving for debris<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."
 
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."<br>
Drove my raider to the crater,<br>
But the crater was dry.<br>
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry<br>
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.<br>
"This’ll be the day that I die."<br>


At battle's end when my troops ran away I was waiting<br>
I crossed the field to her spot and she writhed some more<br>
She stood there laughing<br>
I felt my Powerfist clench and she laughed no more<br>


My my my Defiler<br>
===Theme from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers===
Why why why Defiler<br>
[Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind]: "Inquisitor! Heretics, Xenos, and Mutants are abound! Recruit a team of Acolytes with attitude!"<br/>
So before they come to fuck up my base<br>
[Inquisitor]: "Ayayayayay!"<br/>
Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more<br>
Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more


They've got, a power and a faith that you've never seen before!<br/>
They've got, the ability to smite and to even up the score!<br/>
No Grot, can ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br/>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br/>


===Cage the Elephant: Ain't no Rest for the Wicked===
They know, the fate of Holy Terra's lying in their hands!<br/>
I was walking through the Hive<br>
They know, to always use their weapons at the first chance!<br/>
When out the corner of my eye<br>
No Cult will ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br/>
I saw a filthy teenage girl approaching me.<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br/>
She said sir can you spare a Throne<br>
For a girl all alone <br>
Perhaps I'd keep you company?<br>
I looked into her eyes<br>
And saw the sin of vice<br>
I knew the Dark Gods held her in their sway<br>
Offering Prayer to the Emperor, <br>
I raised and aimed by Hecutor<br>
And swiftly put a bullet in her head. <br>


Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
The Unclean, can never take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!<br/>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!<br/>
I got fiends to slay, <br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br/>
I got men to save, <br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br/>
I must strive to bring His Grace to me<br>
Go go Emprah's Rangers!<br/>
I know I can't lose Faith,<br>
I can't give in,<br>
Though sometimes I fear I could,<br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>


As I continued through the hive<br>
==="And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'(And the Band Played 'Waltzing Matilda')"===
I go walking past a bar<br>
When a man clad just in paint burst out the door<br>
And then he looked at me and screamed<br>
Swung an axe right at my neck,<br>
I saw no reason or thought behind his eyes<br>
I barely dodged the attack <br>
And knew that I had to fight back<br>
So I steeled myself and drew my gun to fight<br>
I racked my boltgun with a click<br>
And blew apart the heretic<br>
And stood over his corpse right in the street. <br>


Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
When I was a young man I flew in a ship,<br>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
And lived the free life of a scouter.<br>
I got fiends to slay, <br>
From the Twin Star of Aphor to the Aquila Rift,<br>
I got men to save, <br>
I danced my old scoutship all over.<br>
I must strive to bring His Grace to me<br>
Then in nought-oh-fifteen, the Emp-ror said "Son, <br>
I know I can't lose Faith,<br>
It's time time to stop scoutin', there's work to be done."<br>
I can't give in,<br>
So they gave me a rank bar,<br>
Though sometimes I fear I could,<br>
A Cruiser, a gun,<br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
And they sent me away to the War.<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>


Now, much later in the day<br>
And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'<br>
I went to rest in my own hab,<br>
As we boarded the Santa Maree,<br>
And watched the pict-vid to find out the latest news<br>
And amidst all the cheers,<br>
I was listening to reports<br>
the cannonade and tears,<br>
About rebellions all around<br>
we left for Bellerophon III.<br>
And felt a fire stirring deep inside my heart<br>
There are enemies without<br>
and there are enemies within, <br>
It's up to us to defend our Imperium<br>
So I urge all mankind to fight<br>
For what we know deep down is right<br>
The sacred glory of the God Emperor of Man!<br>


Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
How well I remember the sight I saw then,<br>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
the proud Navy cut down and shattered.<br>
We got fiends to slay, <br>
And how in the hell that they called Lagrange Ten,<br>
We got men to save, <br>
We were butchered like poor bloody cattle.<br>
We must strive to each live Faithfully<br>
Old Boney was ready, he'd primed himself well,<br>
Oh no<br>
he cut us with Lances, and broke us with shell.<br>
We can't give in,<br>
And in five minutes flat,<br>
We can't have doubt,<br>
he had blown us to hell,<br>
If we want to survive these times. <br>
nearly blew me right back to Agrippa.<br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>


===One night in Bangkok===
And the Vox played 'Fight on, the Navy',<br>
 
as we formed up and counted the slain.<br>
[IMPERIAL]<br>
We'd lost half of ours,<br>
Hive world, Imperial setting<br>
for a handful of theirs,<br>
And the hive don't know that the hive is getting<br>
but we charged right on back in again.<br>
The creme de la creme of the regicide world in a<br>
Show with everything but Ol' Cain<br>


Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute<br>
Now us that were left, well, we tried to survive,<br>
Since the Slaanesh spa had the regi boys in it<br>
in a mad world of lanceshot and boarders.<br>
All change -- don't you know that when you<br>
And for nine minutes ten I kept my boys alive,<br>
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue<br>
as around me our numbers grew lesser.<br>
Then a whole mess of guardsmen stormed onto the bridge,<br>
they shot down old Kelley, the Nav and the Kid,<br>
and for some bloody reason, they just let me live.<br>
Never knew there were worse things than dying.<br>


It's Fenris -- or Gravalax -- or a Craftworld -- or --
For I'll do no more dancing my scouter,<br>
or this place!<br>
I thought as I ran for the pod,<br>
for a scout can't feel dread,<br>
he's got more balls than head,<br>
and that's one thing a coward ain't got.<br>


[CULTISTS]<br>
The handful of pods left I gathered to me,<br>
One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster<br>
and we left like a bolt from a barrel.<br>
The boys are temples and the girls are free<br>
A dozen survivors of two-million-odd men,<br>
You'll find a god in every golden cloister<br>
the Grand Fleet of Admiral Karil.<br>
And if you're lucky then the god's a she (right now)<br>
And as we all dove into Catan's dock ring,<br>
I can feel Slaaneshiis sliding up to me (Oh dear)<br>
and the three from the Mada all started to sing,<br>
the thought of my men,<br>
had a horrible sting,<br>
for not one had lived through the battle.<br>


[IMPERIAL]<br>
And the band played 'Fight on , the Navy',<br>
One world's very like another<br>
for the wives of the men of Catan,<br>
When your head's down over your pieces, brother<br>
Nobody cheered,<br>
they just saw us and stared,<br>
and then, the crying began.<br>


[CULTISTS]<br>
And now every march day I sit in the crowd,<br>
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity<br>
and watch the young guardsmen walk on then.<br>
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city<br>
I wonder to myself, not speaking aloud,<br>
 
why there's not one vet'ran with them.<br>
[IMPERIAL]<br>
The young men march stiffly, all upright with pride,<br>
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking hive --<br>
they're all brave young soldiers with nothing to hide.<br>
And then one kid asks,<br>
"Is that how daddy died?"<br>
And I don't have the courage to tell him.<br>


[CULTISTS]<br>
And the band plays 'Fight on, the Navy',<br>
Tea, tarts, warm, sweet<br>
As I answer my question before.<br>
Some are set up in the Penthouse Plateau suite<br>
If the march they could give,<br>
to the men who had lived,<br>
not one man would dare march at all.<br>


[IMPERIAL]<br>
Dancin' my scouter, dancin' my scouter,<br>
Frag off! You're talking to a tourist<br>
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?<br>
Whose every game's among the purest<br>
And their ghosts may be heard as you dance on by Bellerophon,<br>
I get my kicks with His blessing, Snotling!<br>
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?<br>


[CULTISTS]<br>
===Gilbert and Sullivan: A British Tar===
One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor<br>
Not much between despair and heresy<br>
One night in Bangkok and Inquisitors tumble<br>
Can't be too careful with your company<br>
I can feel a daemon walking next to me<br>


[IMPERIAL]<br>
A Space Marine is a soaring soul,<br>
Yarrick's gonna be the witness<br>
Far greater than a mortal man,<br>
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness<br>
His energetic fist should be ready to resist<br>
This provides much more for us<br>
Any heretical plan.<br>
Than a Waaaagh of Orks or a snarling Horus<br>
His nose should pant,<br>
 
and his lip should curl,<br>
Praise the Emprah' I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --<br>
His cheeks should flame,<br>
 
and his brow should furl,<br>
I don't see you guys rating<br>
His bosom should heave,<br>
The kind of trap I'm contemplating<br>
and his hearts should glow,<br>
I'd let you watch, I would invite you<br>
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.<br>
But the Sisters we use would not excite you<br>
<br>
 
His nose should pant and his lip should curl,<br>
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your Tarot
His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl,<br>
parlours -- <br>
His bosom should heave and his hearts should glow,<br>
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.<br>
<br>
His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,<br>
His brow with scorn be wrung;<br>
He never should bow down to a filthy xenos frown,<br>
Or the tang of a traitor tongue.<br>
<br>
His foot should stamp,<br>
and his throat should growl,<br>
His sword should twirl,<br>
and his face should scowl,<br>
His eyes should flash like a conqueror<br>
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!"<br>
<br>
His foot should stamp, and his throat should growl,<br>
His sword should twirl, and his face should scowl;<br>
His eyes should flash like a conqueror,<br>
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!", the Emperor, the Emperor, the Emperor!<br>


[CULTISTS]<br>
===Dio: Holy Diver===
One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster<br>
The boys are temples and the girls are free<br>
You'll find a god in every golden cloister<br>
A lot of flesh, a little heresy<br>
I can feel a cultist feeling up on me<br>


One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
Not much between despair and heresy<br>
You've been out too long in the warzone<br>
One night in Bangkok and the Seraphim tumble<br>
Oh it's jamming again<br>
Can't be too careful with your company<br>
<br>
I can feel Eth'reals floating next to me...<br>
Ride the Tank<br>
 
You can see its hull but you know it's clean.<br>
===I Vow To Thee My Emperor (I Vow To Thee My Country===
Oh don't you see what I mean<br>
 
<br>
I vow to thee my Emperor, Humanity above<br>
Gotta shoot 'em down<br>
Entire, and whole and Gothic, my life and my truelove<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
The love that begs no questions, the love that stands the test<br>
<br>
That cleanses all who deny you, the dearest and the best<br>
Shiny Tracers<br>
The love that never wavers, the love above my life<br>
Like the eyes of a Daemon in the night<br>
The love that makes unfaltered, the final sacrifice<br>
Something is coming for you<br>
 
<br>
Yet there are other Emperors, formed a great time ago<br>
Race for the Dropship<br>
Most cruel to those that worship them, great weavers of sorrow<br>
You can hide in the sun of the Emperor's light<br>
They may have countless armies, they may engulf everything<br>
Oh we will pray it's all right<br>
But their fortress is a rotting husk, their spawn is suffering<br>
<br>
And soul by soul and silently their great powers decrease<br>
Gotta get away-get away<br>
And all their forms are faltering, and all their slaves release<br>
Between the armor lies<br>
There's a trooper hard as steel<br>
The valor never dies<br>
War's a never ending wheel<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
You're the star of the battlefield<br>
No need for full auto<br>
<br>
Jump on the Tank
you can feel its hull but you know it's mean<br>
Some might can never be seen yeah
<br>
Holy Bolter<br>
You've been out too long in the warzone<br>
Oh it's jamming again<br>
<br>
Ride the Tank<br>
You can see armor but you know it's clean.<br>
<br>
Gotta get away-get away Gotta get away-get away<br>
Holy Bolter sole survivor your honour's clean<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter Holy bolter never change the mag Holy Bolter<br>
Oh Holy Bolter yeah alright get away get away get away<br>
<br>
Holy Bolter Holy Bolter whoa Holy Bolter Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm.<br>


I heard my Emperor calling, away across the void<br>
===Will Smith: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air===
Across the waste of emptiness, lest Terra be destroyed<br>
His sword is girded at his side, his halo above his head<br>
And around his feet are lying the dying and the dead<br>
I hear the noise of battle, the thunder of his guns<br>
I haste to thee, my Emperor, a son among thy sons<br> 


Now, this is a story all about how<br>
My life got flipped-turned upside down<br>
And I'd like to take a minute<br>
Just sit by my skull throne<br>
I'll tell you how I became the daemon prince of Khorne<br>
<br>
No idea where I was born or raised<br>
On the gladiator arenas was where I spent most of my days<br>
Beatin' smashing' killin' in the arenas<br>
Escaped to the mountains with a few cronies<br>
When a couple of soldiers<br>
Who were up to no good<br>
They found us and attacked my neighborhood<br>
I got in one little fight and Emperor started to worry<br>
And said 'You're movin' with your father and god in Terra'<br>
<br>
It kinda hurt to see my pals fucked<br>
But Emprah didn't let me go back<br>
He gave me a battleship and then he gave me my legion.<br>
I put my axe on and said, 'Gotta give my army a lesson'.<br>
<br>
First company, yo this is bad<br>
Marines drinking juice out of a champagne glass.<br>
Is this what the marines of World Eaters are like?<br>
Hmmmmm this won't be alright.<br>
<br>
But wait I hear there're techmarine, apothecarians and all that<br>
Put implants to the recruits like ones in this cool cat<br>
Now I like it<br>
Badass bloodthirsty soldiers<br>
I don't give a fuck to Emprahs' warnings<br>
<br>
Well, the battle-barge landed and when I came out<br>
There was Horus who told he's gonna throw a rout<br>
I was in and we went to Terra<br>
We went totally ape<br>
After an epic bloodshed I heard 'Horus got raped'<br>
<br>
I whistled for a Battle-Barge and when it came near<br>
My legion ran in, cursing the Emperor<br>
Dumped Kharn to the trunk and fled the war<br>
Khorne told me 'Yo homes to Eye of Terror'<br>
<br>
I got wings on my back and horns on my head<br>
This cool runesword and skin blood-red<br>
I looked at my kingdom<br>
I was finally there<br>
To sit on my throne as the Daemon Prince of Khorne<br>


===Heather Alexander: March of Cambreadth===
===Henry Clay Work: Marching Through Georgia===
 
Lasgun's flash, chainswords swing,<br>
Bolter's armour-piercing sting,<br>
Warhounds run, flickering void-shields,<br>
Fight Those Heretics till They Yield<br>
Baneblade catterpillars groan,<br>
Fight to Keep this World Your Own<br>
Sound the vox and call the cry,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>
 
Follow orders as you're told,<br>
Make Their Daemon Blood Run Cold<br>
Fight until you die or drop,<br>
A Force Like Ours is Hard to Stop<br>
Close your mind to stress and pain,<br>
Fight till You're No Longer Sane<br>
Let not one cultist pass by,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>


Guard your women and children well,<br>
Bring the platoon standard, lads, we'll sing another song <br/>
Send These Bastards Back to Hell<br>
Sing it with a spirit that will start this world along. <br/>
We'll teach them the ways of war,<br>
Sing it as we'll always sing it, quadrillions strong, <br/>
They Won't Come Here Any More<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
Use your gun and use your head,<br>
 
Fight till Every One is Dead<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
Raise the flag up to the sky,<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>


Dawn has broke, the time has come,<br>
How the xenos howl when our flamers end all their fun, <br/>
Move Your Feet to a Marching Drum<br>
How the cultists scream out when they march into our guns, <br/>
We'll win the war and pay the toll,<br>
How the foe cries out for mercy when there will be none, <br/>
We'll Fight as One in Heart and Soul<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
Baneblade catterpillars groan,<br>
Fight to Keep this World Your Own<br>
Sound the vox and call the cry,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>


(Repeat verse 1)<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>


===Rutland Weekend Television: Football===
Yes, and there were heretics who wept with painful tears <br/>
having felt our noble will they had denied for years. <br/>
How the Inquisition now brings them justice so dear, <br/>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>


[Commissar]<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
I blow brains out for the Emperor<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
[Blood Angel]<br>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
For the Chapter, I burn Orks<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
[Harlequin]<br>
I dismember for The Laughing God<br>
[Warboss]<br>
Oi killz fer Gork an' Mork!<br>


[Inquisitor]<br>
Your Imperium will die under my great onslaught!<br/>
I drop planet-killing bombs on the unclean from up above!<br>
So that Failbaddon said and that is what he thought,<br/>
[All]<br>
But indeed we shall triumph for arms he has forgot,<br/>
Yes 40k's the game that we all love!<br>
As we fight for the Emprah!<br/>


[Plague Marine]<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.<br/>
I spread STDs for Nurgle<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
[Noise Marine]<br>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>  
And I do it for Slaanesh<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
[Rubric Marine]<br>
For Tzeench I scatter entrails<br>
[Berzerker]<br>
For Khorne, I'll eat your flesh!<br>


[Chaos Marine]<br>
So we fight at Creed's right hand and Cadia shall hold, <br/>
I wish they'd bring back Malal, 'cause those other four are bores<br>
For the Emprah stands with us and all rebels shall fold, <br/>
[All]<br>
And we can hide Titans behind barricades we're told, <br/>
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>


[All]<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory. <br/>
We love Warhammer!<br>
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free. <br/>
[Marines]<br>
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi, <br/>
Cleanse! Purge! Kill!<br>
As we fight for the Emprah! <br/>
[Cultist]<br>
Aaah!<br>


[All]<br>
===Kelis: Milkshake===
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Chaos Marines]<br>
Maim! Kill! Burn!<br>
[Guardsman]<br>
Ow!<br>


[All]<br>
''[Repeat x2]''<br>
40k's the game that we adore!<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
 
And they're like,<br>
[Dark Eldar Wych]<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
I loot and rape for pleasure<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
[Fire Warrior]<br>
We can teach you,<br>
I kill for The Greater Good<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
[Necron Pariah]<br>
<br>
I skin people for the Star Gods and then bathe in their blood<br>
I know you want xenotech,<br>
 
The thing that makes free energy,<br>
[All]<br>
What explorators go crazy for.<br>
'Cause in the grimdark future there is dick-all else but war<br>
They lose their minds<br>
[All]<br>
If the warp unbinds<br>
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br>
Before they get out in time.<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
<br>
I can see the machine spirit.<br>
You want to be just some skitarii?<br>
Tech geeks and freaks with toys<br>
That can't be bought.<br>
Just know: heretics get caught.<br>
Watch out if you're smart,<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>
<br>
Omnissiah says "get involved."<br>
Enginseers practice every day so<br>
You must maintain your firearm.<br>
Same time maintain your iron halo<br>
And you will learn to mend.<br>
(Plus work on our titans!)<br>
Then next honour spark plugs, the wheel and flint.<br>
Then starting your car is a blessed event!<br>
<br>
''[Chorus x2]''
La la-la la la,<br>
Warm it up.<br>
La la-la la la,<br>
AdMech toys are waiting.<br>
<br>
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,<br>
And they're like,<br>
The best forge world's Mars!<br>
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!<br>
We can teach you,<br>
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.<br>


[All]<br>
===The Lonely Island: I'm On A Boat===
We love Warhammer!<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
[Necrons]<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Move! Shoot! Move!<br>
Everybody start running<br>
[Orks]<br>
Cause I'm charging in a dread.<br>
WAAAUGH!<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Take a good hard look<br>
at the motherfucking dread.<br>


[All]<br>
I'm in a dread, motherfuckers, so you better run.<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
In a dread, blastin' you away with my giant gun.<br>
[Nids]<br>
Bustin' heretics, making 'em wish they were dead.<br>
Om! Nom! Nom!<br>
You can't stop me, motherfuckers 'cause I'm in a dread.<br>
[Penitent Engine]<br>
Ohhh!<br>


[All]<br>
Take your shot, bitch,<br>
40k's the game that we adore!<br>
I'm in a dread, witch.<br>
The End!<br>
And my adamantium armour's so thick.<br>
I've got my giant fists<br>
And my meltagun.<br>
You were already dead before the war begun.<br>


===Men of Harlech===
I'm riding in a drop pod<br>
Men of Tanith, stop your dreaming,<br/>
Falling to the ground<br>
Can't you see their lasguns gleaming,<br/>
The drop pod's arriving,<br>
Or their ruinous banners streaming,<br/>
Making a terrible sound.<br>
On this battlefield?<br/>
But this ain't Slaanesh<br>
This is the Emperor's hound,<br>
An airborne dreadnought, motherfucking, coming inbound.<br>


Men of Tanith, stand ye steady!<br/>
Fuck you, I'm in a dread, motherfuckers.<br>
It shall not be ever said the<br/>
Fuck guns, I cheated death, motherfuckers.<br>
Ghosts for battle were not ready.<br/>
I'm here with Chapter Master Seth, motherfuckers.<br>
On you, Tanith men!<br/>
I can't even draw breath motherfuckers.<br>


From our worlds rebounding,<br/>
Oh, Emprah, if you could hear my roar,<br>
Let this war cry sounding,<br/>
As I'm waging your eternal war,<br>
Summon all at Emp'ror's call<br/>
Covering the ground with xeno gore<br>
The mighty force surrounding!<br/>
Like Ursarkar Creed, anything is possible.<br>


Oh, men of Tanith, on to glory!<br/>
Never thought I'd be in a dread.<br>
This shall ever be your story<br/>
Blood staining my armor red.<br>
Keep these burning words before ye,<br/>
Sanguinius, look at me.<br>
Gaunt's Ghosts shall not yield!<br/>
Never thought I'd see the day,<br>
I'd watch myself decay.<br>
Believe me when I say<br>
I fought in the Great Crusade.<br>


Tongues of las from nalwood flaring,<br/>
I'm in a dread.<br>
News of traitors' deaths declaring,<br/>  
I'm in a dread.<br>
To heroic deeds of daring<br/>
Everybody start running,<br>
call you Tanith men!<br/>
'Cause I'm charging in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
I'm in a dread.<br>
Take a good hard look<br>
At the motherfucking dread.


Groans of wounded Guardsmen dying,<br/>
===Tom Jones: Delilah===
Wails of wives and children flying,<br/>
I saw the gleam of the claw that she passed through my forces<br>
for the Emp'ror's succor crying<br/>
I saw the flickering red fire of evil in her eyes<br>
Hear you not their plight?<br/>
She was my daemon<br>
As she decieved me I watched and made plans for her demise<br>


Shall those voices wailing,<br/>  
My my my Defiler<br>
Now be unavailing,<br/>
Why why why Defiler<br>
You to rouse who never yet<br/>
I could see, that thing was no good for me<br>
the Emperor's realm were failing?<br/>
But I found the Warp had a craving for debris<br>


This our answer, crowds down pouring<br/>
At battle's end when my troops ran away I was waiting<br>
Swift as a bolter's wrath comes roaring<br/>
I crossed the field to her spot and she writhed some more<br>
Not in vain, His voice imploring,<br/>
She stood there laughing<br>
calls on Tanith men.<br/>
I felt my Powerfist clench and she laughed no more<br>


Now to battle we are going,<br/>
My my my Defiler<br>
Every heart with courage glowing,<br/>
Why why why Defiler<br>
Pride and passion overflowing<br/>
So before they come to fuck up my base<br>
In the glorious strife.<br/>
Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more<br>
Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more


Lo! the din of war enrages,<br/>
Vengeance crowns the hate of ages,<br/>
Sternly Tanith now engages<br/>
the doomed Heretics!<br/>


Hear the old pipes playing,<br/>
===Cage the Elephant: Ain't no Rest for the Wicked===
And the soldiers slaying,<br/>
I was walking through the Hive<br>
Hot the strife while Tanith men<br/>
When out the corner of my eye<br>
Are lives of traitors claiming.<br/>
I saw a filthy teenage girl approaching me.<br>
She said sir can you spare a Throne<br>
For a girl all alone <br>
Perhaps I'd keep you company?<br>
I looked into her eyes<br>
And saw the sin of vice<br>
I knew the Dark Gods held her in their sway<br>
Offering Prayer to the Emperor, <br>
I raised and aimed by Hecutor<br>
And swiftly put a bullet in her head. <br>


Lasbolts fly as swift as lightning,<br/>
Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Shout on shout the tumult height'ning,<br/>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
Aquila's gold wing is bright'ning,<br/>
I got fiends to slay, <br>
In the Emperor's name!<br/>
I got men to save, <br>
I must strive to bring His Grace to me<br>
I know I can't lose Faith,<br>
I can't give in,<br>
Though sometimes I fear I could,<br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>


Loud the Tanith pipes are sounding,<br/>
As I continued through the hive<br>
Every guardsman's heart is pounding,<br/>
I go walking past a bar<br>
As the trusted Gaunt surrounding,<br/>
When a man clad just in paint burst out the door<br>
March you, Tanith men!<br/>
And then he looked at me and screamed<br>
Swung an axe right at my neck,<br>
I saw no reason or thought behind his eyes<br>
I barely dodged the attack <br>
And knew that I had to fight back<br>
So I steeled myself and drew my gun to fight<br>
I racked my boltgun with a click<br>
And blew apart the heretic<br>
And stood over his corpse right in the street. <br>


Short the sleep the foes is taking,<br/>
Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Ere the morrow's morn is breaking,<br/>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
They shall have a rude awakening,<br/>
I got fiends to slay, <br>
Wrought by Tanith men.<br/>
I got men to save, <br>
I must strive to bring His Grace to me<br>
I know I can't lose Faith,<br>
I can't give in,<br>
Though sometimes I fear I could,<br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>


With their lasguns flashing,<br/>
Now, much later in the day<br>
And Straight Silvers slashing,<br/>
I went to rest in my own hab,<br>
Through the traitors' serried ranks<br/>
And watched the pict-vid to find out the latest news<br>
The Tanith men are dashing<br/>
I was listening to reports<br>
About rebellions all around<br>
And felt a fire stirring deep inside my heart<br>
There are enemies without<br>
and there are enemies within, <br>
It's up to us to defend our Imperium<br>
So I urge all mankind to fight<br>
For what we know deep down is right<br>
The sacred glory of the God Emperor of Man!<br>


Now the heretics are flying,<br/>
Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Trampling on the dead and dying;<br/>
Salvation doesn't come for free,<br>
Victory aloft is crying,<br/>
We got fiends to slay, <br>
"Gaunt's Ghosts win the field!" <br/>
We got men to save, <br>
We must strive to each live Faithfully<br>
Oh no<br>
We can't give in,<br>
We can't have doubt,<br>
If we want to survive these times. <br>
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,<br>
Until we give our lives for Good. <br>


===Manowar: Dawn of Battle===
===One night in Bangkok===
Dreadful Thunder


The storms moving in
[IMPERIAL]<br>
Hive world, Imperial setting<br>
And the hive don't know that the hive is getting<br>
The creme de la creme of the regicide world in a<br>
Show with everything but Ol' Cain<br>


And Judgment day is calling!
Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute<br>
Since the Slaanesh spa had the regi boys in it<br>
All change -- don't you know that when you<br>
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue<br>


My soul has been stolen
It's Fenris -- or Gravalax -- or a Craftworld -- or --
or this place!<br>


By my ascension as Khorne's Chosen!
[CULTISTS]<br>
One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster<br>
The boys are temples and the girls are free<br>
You'll find a god in every golden cloister<br>
And if you're lucky then the god's a she (right now)<br>
I can feel Slaaneshiis sliding up to me (Oh dear)<br>


And the sound of glory !
[IMPERIAL]<br>
One world's very like another<br>
When your head's down over your pieces, brother<br>


[CULTISTS]<br>
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity<br>
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city<br>


I will send into the ground
[IMPERIAL]<br>
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking hive --<br>


All that are found
[CULTISTS]<br>
Tea, tarts, warm, sweet<br>
Some are set up in the Penthouse Plateau suite<br>


By the sign of Warmaker falling!
[IMPERIAL]<br>
Frag off! You're talking to a tourist<br>
Whose every game's among the purest<br>
I get my kicks with His blessing, Snotling!<br>


The Loyalists will fall
[CULTISTS]<br>
One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor<br>
Not much between despair and heresy<br>
One night in Bangkok and Inquisitors tumble<br>
Can't be too careful with your company<br>
I can feel a daemon walking next to me<br>


I will strike down them all
[IMPERIAL]<br>
Yarrick's gonna be the witness<br>
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness<br>
This provides much more for us<br>
Than a Waaaagh of Orks or a snarling Horus<br>


Then you will know my calling
Praise the Emprah' I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --<br>


I don't see you guys rating<br>
The kind of trap I'm contemplating<br>
I'd let you watch, I would invite you<br>
But the Sisters we use would not excite you<br>


The Blood God calls my name
So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your Tarot
parlours -- <br>


In the sound of the wind in the night
[CULTISTS]<br>
One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster<br>
The boys are temples and the girls are free<br>
You'll find a god in every golden cloister<br>
A lot of flesh, a little heresy<br>
I can feel a cultist feeling up on me<br>


My sword will drink blood!
One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor<br>
Not much between despair and heresy<br>
One night in Bangkok and the Seraphim tumble<br>
Can't be too careful with your company<br>
I can feel Eth'reals floating next to me...<br>


And I will fight
===I Vow To Thee My Emperor (I Vow To Thee My Country===


Yes I will fight
I vow to thee my Emperor, Humanity above<br>
Entire, and whole and Gothic, my life and my truelove<br>
The love that begs no questions, the love that stands the test<br>
That cleanses all who deny you, the dearest and the best<br>
The love that never wavers, the love above my life<br>
The love that makes unfaltered, the final sacrifice<br>


In the dawn of battle
Yet there are other Emperors, formed a great time ago<br>
Most cruel to those that worship them, great weavers of sorrow<br>
They may have countless armies, they may engulf everything<br>
But their fortress is a rotting husk, their spawn is suffering<br>
And soul by soul and silently their great powers decrease<br>
And all their forms are faltering, and all their slaves release<br>


Dawn of battle
I heard my Emperor calling, away across the void<br>
Across the waste of emptiness, lest Terra be destroyed<br>
His sword is girded at his side, his halo above his head<br>
And around his feet are lying the dying and the dead<br>
I hear the noise of battle, the thunder of his guns<br>
I haste to thee, my Emperor, a son among thy sons<br> 




I will rise up to Khorne's Call!
===Heather Alexander: March of Cambreadth===


I will rise up from the grave
Lasgun's flash, chainswords swing,<br>
Bolter's armour-piercing sting,<br>
Warhounds run, flickering void-shields,<br>
Fight Those Heretics till They Yield<br>
Baneblade catterpillars groan,<br>
Fight to Keep this World Your Own<br>
Sound the vox and call the cry,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>


A brother of Angron
Follow orders as you're told,<br>
Make Their Daemon Blood Run Cold<br>
Fight until you die or drop,<br>
A Force Like Ours is Hard to Stop<br>
Close your mind to stress and pain,<br>
Fight till You're No Longer Sane<br>
Let not one cultist pass by,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>


A master to the slaves
Guard your women and children well,<br>
Send These Bastards Back to Hell<br>
We'll teach them the ways of war,<br>
They Won't Come Here Any More<br>
Use your gun and use your head,<br>
Fight till Every One is Dead<br>
Raise the flag up to the sky,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>


Dawn has broke, the time has come,<br>
Move Your Feet to a Marching Drum<br>
We'll win the war and pay the toll,<br>
We'll Fight as One in Heart and Soul<br>
Baneblade catterpillars groan,<br>
Fight to Keep this World Your Own<br>
Sound the vox and call the cry,<br>
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!<br>


I am the soul Chosen
(Repeat verse 1)<br>
 
Of the Khorne's Fire and His Rage


I was wrought upon this galaxy
===Rutland Weekend Television: Football===


Born to rule and battle wage
[Commissar]<br>
I blow brains out for the Emperor<br>
[Blood Angel]<br>
For the Chapter, I burn Orks<br>
[Harlequin]<br>
I dismember for The Laughing God<br>
[Warboss]<br>
Oi killz fer Gork an' Mork!<br>


[Inquisitor]<br>
I drop planet-killing bombs on the unclean from up above!<br>
[All]<br>
Yes 40k's the game that we all love!<br>


By the total decimation
[Plague Marine]<br>
I spread STDs for Nurgle<br>
[Noise Marine]<br>
And I do it for Slaanesh<br>
[Rubric Marine]<br>
For Tzeench I scatter entrails<br>
[Berzerker]<br>
For Khorne, I'll eat your flesh!<br>


Of the Imperium at my command!
[Chaos Marine]<br>
I wish they'd bring back Malal, 'cause those other four are bores<br>
[All]<br>
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br>


By the Axe! By the Sword!
[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Marines]<br>
Cleanse! Purge! Kill!<br>
[Cultist]<br>
Aaah!<br>


By Fire! By my hand!
[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Chaos Marines]<br>
Maim! Kill! Burn!<br>
[Guardsman]<br>
Ow!<br>


[All]<br>
40k's the game that we adore!<br>


I give no explanation!
[Dark Eldar Wych]<br>
 
I loot and rape for pleasure<br>
I was branded by Khorne's Will
[Fire Warrior]<br>
I kill for The Greater Good<br>
[Necron Pariah]<br>
I skin people for the Star Gods and then bathe in their blood<br>


To bring death and destruction
[All]<br>
'Cause in the grimdark future there is dick-all else but war<br>
[All]<br>
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!<br>


To all that I now kill!
[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Necrons]<br>
Move! Shoot! Move!<br>
[Orks]<br>
WAAAUGH!<br>


The Blood God calls my name
[All]<br>
We love Warhammer!<br>
[Nids]<br>
Om! Nom! Nom!<br>
[Penitent Engine]<br>
Ohhh!<br>


In the sound of the wind in the night
[All]<br>
40k's the game that we adore!<br>
The End!<br>


My sword will drink blood
===Men of Harlech===
Men of Tanith, stop your dreaming,<br/>
Can't you see their lasguns gleaming,<br/>
Or their ruinous banners streaming,<br/>
On this battlefield?<br/>


And I will fight
Men of Tanith, stand ye steady!<br/>
It shall not be ever said the<br/>
Ghosts for battle were not ready.<br/>
On you, Tanith men!<br/>


Yes I will fight
From our worlds rebounding,<br/>
Let this war cry sounding,<br/>
Summon all at Emp'ror's call<br/>
The mighty force surrounding!<br/>


In the dawn of battle
Oh, men of Tanith, on to glory!<br/>
This shall ever be your story<br/>
Keep these burning words before ye,<br/>
Gaunt's Ghosts shall not yield!<br/>


Dawn of Battle
Tongues of las from nalwood flaring,<br/>
News of traitors' deaths declaring,<br/>
To heroic deeds of daring<br/>
call you Tanith men!<br/>


Groans of wounded Guardsmen dying,<br/>
Wails of wives and children flying,<br/>
for the Emp'ror's succor crying<br/>
Hear you not their plight?<br/>


I long to slay
Shall those voices wailing,<br/>
Now be unavailing,<br/>
You to rouse who never yet<br/>
the Emperor's realm were failing?<br/>


So I wait for a sign
This our answer, crowds down pouring<br/>
Swift as a bolter's wrath comes roaring<br/>
Not in vain, His voice imploring,<br/>
calls on Tanith men.<br/>


I wait for the Hordes
Now to battle we are going,<br/>
Every heart with courage glowing,<br/>
Pride and passion overflowing<br/>
In the glorious strife.<br/>


To charge from the Eye
Lo! the din of war enrages,<br/>
Vengeance crowns the hate of ages,<br/>
Sternly Tanith now engages<br/>
the doomed Heretics!<br/>


From the dusts of carnage
Hear the old pipes playing,<br/>
And the soldiers slaying,<br/>
Hot the strife while Tanith men<br/>
Are lives of traitors claiming.<br/>


A promise to keep
Lasbolts fly as swift as lightning,<br/>
Shout on shout the tumult height'ning,<br/>
Aquila's gold wing is bright'ning,<br/>
In the Emperor's name!<br/>


Then all who see shall believe
Loud the Tanith pipes are sounding,<br/>
Every guardsman's heart is pounding,<br/>
As the trusted Gaunt surrounding,<br/>
March you, Tanith men!<br/>


Deliver into my hand
Short the sleep the foes is taking,<br/>
Ere the morrow's morn is breaking,<br/>
They shall have a rude awakening,<br/>
Wrought by Tanith men.<br/>


The sword that is His Right Hand
With their lasguns flashing,<br/>
And Straight Silvers slashing,<br/>
Through the traitors' serried ranks<br/>
The Tanith men are dashing<br/>


Let my journey begin
Now the heretics are flying,<br/>
Trampling on the dead and dying;<br/>
Victory aloft is crying,<br/>
"Gaunt's Ghosts win the field!" <br/>


So all shall understand
===Manowar: Dawn of Battle===
Dreadful Thunder


That if I fall
The storms moving in


I will live again
And Judgment day is calling!


My soul has been stolen


I will rise up to Chaos' Call
By my ascension as Khorne's Chosen!


I will rise up from the grave
And the sound of glory !


A brother to the Angron


A master to the slaves
I will send into the ground


All that are found


By the sign of Warmaker falling!


I give no explanation
The Loyalists will fall


I was branded by Khorne's Will
I will strike down them all


To bring Death and Destruction
Then you will know my calling
 
To all that I now kill




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In the sound of the wind in the night
In the sound of the wind in the night


My sword will drink blood
My sword will drink blood!


And I will fight
And I will fight
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In the dawn of battle
In the dawn of battle


===Antoine Dodson and the Gregory Brothers: Bed Intruder===
Dawn of battle


Chorus:<br>
[Town Crier]<br>
He’s landin' on your planets<br>
He’s snatchin blasphemers up<br>
Gonna purge em so y’all need to<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
And hide your husband<br>
Cuz they purgin' errbody out here<br>


You don’t have to come and confess,<br>
I will rise up to Khorne's Call!
They lookin' for you<br>
They gon' find you<br>
They gon' find you<br>


So you can run and tell that,<br>
I will rise up from the grave
Run and tell that<br>
Run and tell that, heretic<br>
Her- her- heretic<br>


[Acolyte]<br>
A brother of Angron
We got your DNA<br>
You done left fingerprints and all<br>
You are so dumb<br>
You are really dumb–for real.<br>


You are really, really, really, really, so dumb.<br>
A master to the slaves


[Witness]<br>
I was attacked by some heretic in the hab-stacks.<br>


[Acolytes]<br>
I am the soul Chosen
So dumb, So dumb, So dumb, So<br>


Chorus<br>
Of the Khorne's Fire and His Rage


[Inquisitor Lord's Report]<br>
I was wrought upon this galaxy
'bout 5'9', 5'10'<br>
Pallid complexion, bald cut like Astartes<br>
With some little runes on his head<br>
Clean cut, very gaunt face<br>


Sent in my Sisters, when they walked in,<br>
Born to rule and battle wage
He had his hands around a tome.<br>
First thing was to grant emperor's mercy,<br>
And that's what they did.<br>
Sororitas: ('ey!)<br>


Chorus<br>


[Inquisitor Lord]<br>
By the total decimation
Well, obviously we have a cultist in Lincoln Park<br>


[Battle-Sister]<br>
Of the Imperium at my command!
Are you serious, My Lord?<br>


We got your dagger<br>
By the Axe! By the Sword!
We got your scent<br>
I know what shoe size you wear, my boy<br>
So you can run and hide<br>
But we're gonna find you<br>
Find you<br>


Chorus x2<br>
By Fire! By my hand!




===Ozzy: Crazy train===
I give no explanation!


Black Rage, but that's how it goes<br>
I was branded by Khorne's Will
Millions of traitors living as foes<br>
Pretty sure it is too late<br>
To learn how to love<br>
And forget how to hate<br>


Mortal wounds are healing<br>
To bring death and destruction
Life's a bitter shame<br>
Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain<br>
Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain<br>


Let's Go!<br>
To all that I now kill!


I listen to chaplains<br>
The Blood God calls my name
To get rerolls<br>
I fight against Bloodthirst<br>
Got my own set of rules<br>
One person conditioned to keep some control<br>
And Astorath lets me live just for the lulz<br>


Mental wounds still screaming<br>
In the sound of the wind in the night
Driving me insane<br>
I'm fighting against Horus crazy brain<br>
I'm im kicking Horus' ass in my crazy brain<br>


I know that things are pretty wrong with me<br>
My sword will drink blood
You gotta listen to my RAGE<br>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...<br>


Death company Chaplain<br>
And I will fight
That's what we've become<br>
 
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb<br>
Yes I will fight
Crazy, I just cannot bear<br>
I'm living with something' that just isn't fair<br>


Had a wound inflicted<br>
In the dawn of battle
Anyone to blame<br>
I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage<br>
I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage<br>


===SSgt Barry Sadler: Ballade Of The Space Marines.===
Dawn of Battle
Fighting soldiers from the sky<br>
Fearless men who jump and die<br>
Men who haunt the Xenos' dreams<br>
The brave men of the Space Marines<br>


Golden wings upon their chests<br>
More than men, the Imperium's best<br>
Today we test one hundred teens<br>
But only one joins the Space Marines<br>


Altered to live off any land<br>
I long to slay
Trained in combat, hand to hand<br>
Never to hide their colours' sheen<br>
They wear them proud for the Space Marines<br>


Golden wings upon their chests<br>
So I wait for a sign
More than men, the Imperium's best<br>
Today we test one hundred teens<br>
But only one joins the Space Marines<br>


When at last, he is released<br>
I wait for the Hordes
One more Marine finds The Emperor's Peace<br>
He has died for those oppressed<br>
Leaving his Chapter one request<br>


Cut the geneseed from my chest<br>
To charge from the Eye
To live again in the Imperium's best<br>
One more young man to guard the hopes and dreams<br>
Of all Mankind as a Space Marine<br>


===When You're Eldrad===
From the dusts of carnage
When Asuryan is too busy, and Khaine's a bit too much<br>
They call me, by name you see, for my special touch<br>
To the seers I'm a legend, to the mon'keigh I'm a dick<br>
But call me by any name, any way it's all the same<br>


I'm the gore on your shoe<br>
A promise to keep
I'm the pebble in your boot<br>
I'm the daemon in your bed<br>
I'm the bolt in every head<br>


I'm the mine on which you step<br>
Then all who see shall believe
I'm the pin in every hip<br>
I'm the spore in your eye, makes you wiggle and writhe<br>


And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
Deliver into my hand
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
 
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
The sword that is His Right Hand
And I do it all for free<br>
 
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>
Let my journey begin


While there's mon'keigh to make sad<br>
So all shall understand
While there's lulz left to be had<br>
While there's pockets left to pick<br>
While there's Dreadnoughts left to trip<br>
down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner<br>
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it<br>
'Cause there's one born every minute<br>


And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
That if I fall
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>


I pledge my allegiance<br>
I will live again
To all things skub and derp<br>
Promise on my old Soul Stone<br>
To do as I am told<br>
For Cegorach has never seen<br>
A seer quite like me, not only<br>
does his job but does it happily<br>


I'm the fear that keeps you 'wake<br>
I'm the shadows in the Warp<br>
I'm the Daemons they become<br>
I'm the nightmare in your skull<br>


I'm a Witchblade in your back<br>
I will rise up to Chaos' Call
An extra turn upon the rack<br>
I'm the quivering of your heart<br>
A stabbing pain, a sudden start<br>


And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
I will rise up from the grave
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>


And I do it all for free<br>
A brother to the Angron
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need X2<br>


It gets so ronery being Eldrad<br>
A master to the slaves
What I'd do to see a Codex<br>
Even for a little while<br>
And no one loves you when you're Eldrad<br>


I'm lying through my teeth<br>
Your rage is all the comforting I need!<br>


===Weebl: Cucumber song (Spire Legis)===


We is takin' a trukk<br>
I give no explanation
Down ta Spire Legis<br>
 
Cuz we 'ave 'eard they is all 'ummie free<br>
I was branded by Khorne's Will
Which makes it safe fer us ta plant new orkses<br>
 
All fer teh WAAAGH<br>
To bring Death and Destruction
Just ya sees<br>
 
To all that I now kill
 
 
The Blood God calls my name
 
In the sound of the wind in the night
 
My sword will drink blood
 
And I will fight
 
Yes I will fight


'Ummies are the orkses enemies<br>
In the dawn of battle
They try an' stomp us with their bitz<br>
The only way few our boyz ta escape is<br>
Drivin' a truk down the street!<br>


===Secret of Survival (The Wind In The Willows)===
===Antoine Dodson and the Gregory Brothers: Bed Intruder===


[All Four]<br>
Chorus:<br>  
First you see us…<br>
[Town Crier]<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
He’s landin' on your planets<br>
Then you don’t…<br>
He’s snatchin blasphemers up<br>
(All four disappear)<br>
Gonna purge em so y’all need to<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
Now you hear us….<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
[Nurgle]<br>
Hide your kids, Hide your wife<br>
Now you won’t…<br>
And hide your husband<br>
[All four (reappearing behind Traveler’s back)]<br>
Cuz they purgin' errbody out here<br>
It’s our secret of survival<br>
 
In a very nasty Warp.<br>
You don’t have to come and confess,<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>
They lookin' for you<br>
Now you feel us…<br>
They gon' find you<br>
[Khorne]<br>
They gon' find you<br>
Now you can't.<br>
 
[Nurgle]<br>  
So you can run and tell that,<br>
Are we real?<br>
Run and tell that<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>  
Run and tell that, heretic<br>
Perhaps we aren't!<br>
Her- her- heretic<br>
[All Four]<br>
 
It's our secret of survival<br>
[Acolyte]<br>
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
We got your DNA<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
You done left fingerprints and all<br>
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
You are so dumb<br>
[Traveler]<br>
You are really dumb–for real.<br>
Is it really such a nasty place?<br>
 
[Voice of Malal]<br>
You are really, really, really, really, so dumb.<br>
Oh yes, a very nasty place indeed<br>
 
[All Four:]<br>
[Witness]<br>
Nastier than you could ever dream of!<br>
I was attacked by some heretic in the hab-stacks.<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
 
From up above…<br>
[Acolytes]<br>
[Nurgle]<br>  
So dumb, So dumb, So dumb, So<br>
And from beneath…<br>
 
[Slaanesh]<br>  
Chorus<br>
Daemons…<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Armed to teeth.<br>
[All Four]<br>
Ready to attack you,<br>
You're a snack - and you'd better run!<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Don't come to Innmaterium<br>
If you haven't got a gun!<br>
[All four]<br>
Hahahahahaha!<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
Every creature of the Chaos<br>
Has to look out for itself!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>
Got no Emperor here, or Space Marines<br>
You could call for help<br>
[Nurgle]<br>
You're in the Warp boy<br>
And every child could<br>
Tell you that you've got no<br>
Business to be here!<br>
[All Four]<br>  
Oooooooooooooooooooooh!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>
First you see us…<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
Then you don’t…<br>
[Nurgle]<br>  
Now you hear us…<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Now you won't.<br>
[All Four]<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>  
Now you feel us…<br>
[Nurgle]<br>  
Now you can't…<br>
[Khorne]<br>  
Are we real?<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
Perhaps we aren't!<br>
[All Four:]<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
It’s our secret of survival<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp!


[Inquisitor Lord's Report]<br>
'bout 5'9', 5'10'<br>
Pallid complexion, bald cut like Astartes<br>
With some little runes on his head<br>
Clean cut, very gaunt face<br>


===Hallelujah===
Sent in my Sisters, when they walked in,<br>
Written by yours truly.
He had his hands around a tome.<br>
First thing was to grant emperor's mercy,<br>
And that's what they did.<br>
Sororitas: ('ey!)<br>


I heard there was a secret word,<br>
Chorus<br>
that Goto wrote and it pleased the Board,<br>
but you don't care for canon, do you?<br>
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,<br>
Horus' fall, the Angel's lift,<br>
Boreale was shouting "Hail the Emprah"<br>
Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah,<br>
Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah...


Khorne made you strong, but you were don goof',<br>
[Inquisitor Lord]<br>
when Eversor bursted through the roof,<br>
Well, obviously we have a cultist in Lincoln Park<br>
he shouted WRYYYYYYYYYY right before he killed ya.<br>
 
He murdered all your buddies there,<br>
[Battle-Sister]<br>
cut off your limbs, ripped out your hair<br>
Are you serious, My Lord?<br>
And from your lips came the "Death to Emprah"<br>
 
Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah,<br>
We got your dagger<br>
Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah...
We got your scent<br>
I know what shoe size you wear, my boy<br>
So you can run and hide<br>
But we're gonna find you<br>  
Find you<br>


Heretic I have seen before,<br>
Chorus x2<br>
in a bio-ship I walked the floor,<br>
walls came alive and all tried to kill ya.<br>
Creed's flag appeared on battleships,<br>
infiltrated tanks blew them to bits,<br>
through darkest space was shouted "Screw the Emprah!"<br>
Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah,<br>
Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah...


There was a time, t'was a good show,<br>
when Eldar appeared by row,<br>
And Eldrad screwed us over big time.<br>
The Necrons from the darkest depths,<br>
send entire regiments to their deaths,<br>
the Guardsmen were all shouting "Where's the Emprah?!"<br>
Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah,<br>
Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah...


Well on the distant Terra,<br>
===Ozzy: Crazy train===
sits our beloved Emprah,<br>
guiding his children through these dark times.<br>
Gods of Chaos, beasts from beyond,<br>
monsters by the ancients spawned,<br>
we raise our fist and shout "AVE EMPRAH!"<br>
AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH,<br>
AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH!


===Where there's a whip, there's a way (The Lord Of The Rings)===
Black Rage, but that's how it goes<br>
Millions of traitors living as foes<br>
Pretty sure it is too late<br>
To learn how to love<br>
And forget how to hate<br>


Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Mortal wounds are healing<br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
Life's a bitter shame<br>
And Wher ther’z Mork <br>
Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain<br>
Ther’z Gork <br>
Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain<br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz <br>
Umiess don’t run, fight uz, heyz, heyz, heyz <br>
Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz! <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork! <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Wher ther’z Mork <br>
Ther’z Gork <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
Letz WAAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>
And wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork <br>
Get in da choppa, cuz werz gonna fight! <br>
There will be WAAAGH all dayz and nightz and mooar <br>
Cuz thiz iz what the Orkz livez foooor! <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And wher ther’z Mork <br>
Ther’z Gork <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz <br>
Umiess don’t run, fight uz, hey, hey, hey <br>
Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz! <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Where ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork! <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH!  <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>


Let's Go!<br>


===I'm a good ol' heretic===
I listen to chaplains<br>
Oh, I'm a good ol' heretic<br>
To get rerolls<br>
Yeah, that's just what I am<br>
I fight against Bloodthirst<br>
And for your rotting corpse-god I do not give a damn<br>
Got my own set of rules<br>
I'm glad I fought for Horus, I only wish we'd won<br>
One person conditioned to keep some control<br>
And I don't want no pardon for anything I've done<br>
And Astorath lets me live just for the lulz<br>


I hates the damn Imperium, those spergin' Cogboys, too<br>
Mental wounds still screaming<br>
I hates those preening braggarts in uniforms of blue<br>
Driving me insane<br>
I hates the nasty Aquila, with all its brags and fuss<br>
I'm fighting against Horus crazy brain<br>
And those lyin', thievin' Magpies lead by some coiffured wuss<br>
I'm im kicking Horus' ass in my crazy brain<br>


I hates the Administratum and everything they do<br>
I know that things are pretty wrong with me<br>
I hates the Inquisition, their fucking Grey Knights, too<br>
You gotta listen to my RAGE<br>
I hates those fool Astartes, I hates the Golden Throne<br>
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...<br>
I hates the Ecclesiarchy praying to worthless bones<br>


I fought with the Warmaster for ten score years and some<br>
Death company Chaplain<br>
I caught some bolter fire, got an augmetic thumb<br>
That's what we've become<br>
I lost more bits to frostbite, a campin' in the snow<br>
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb<br>
But I killed a bunch of Loyalists, I'd love to kill some mo'<br>
Crazy, I just cannot bear<br>
I'm living with something' that just isn't fair<br>


Now forty thousand Loyalists are dead in Istvaan dust<br>
Had a wound inflicted<br>
We got some more on Terra, before they killed Horus<br>
Anyone to blame<br>
They died to Chaos bolters, lasguns and plasma shots<br>
I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage<br>
Wish we'd killed forty billion, instead of what we got<br>
I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage<br>


We couldn't conquer Terra, but someday it'll burn<br>
===SSgt Barry Sadler: Ballade Of The Space Marines.===
Inside the Eye of Terror we're planning our return<br>
Fighting soldiers from the sky<br>
So I don't need no pardon for the way that I was made<br>
Fearless men who jump and die<br>
Nor for the things I'll do to you in our next Black Crusade<br>
Men who haunt the Xenos' dreams<br>
The brave men of the Space Marines<br>


Oh I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am<br>
Golden wings upon their chests<br>
Yeah, I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am<br>
More than men, the Imperium's best<br>
Today we test one hundred teens<br>
But only one joins the Space Marines<br>


===Sailor Moon: Sayla Ork===
Altered to live off any land<br>
[[Image:Sayla.jpg|thumb]]
Trained in combat, hand to hand<br>
Foightin' evil boi moonlite
Never to hide their colours' sheen<br>
They wear them proud for the Space Marines<br>


Winnin' lurv boi daylite
Golden wings upon their chests<br>
More than men, the Imperium's best<br>
Today we test one hundred teens<br>
But only one joins the Space Marines<br>


Nevah runnin' from a real foight
When at last, he is released<br>
One more Marine finds The Emperor's Peace<br>
He has died for those oppressed<br>
Leaving his Chapter one request<br>


'e iz sa un named Salya Mork (or iz it Gork?)
Cut the geneseed from my chest<br>
To live again in the Imperium's best<br>
One more young man to guard the hopes and dreams<br>
Of all Mankind as a Space Marine<br>


===When You're Eldrad===
When Asuryan is too busy, and Khaine's a bit too much<br>
They call me, by name you see, for my special touch<br>
To the seers I'm a legend, to the mon'keigh I'm a dick<br>
But call me by any name, any way it's all the same<br>


'e will... Neva turn 'is back onna boy
I'm the gore on your shoe<br>
I'm the pebble in your boot<br>
I'm the daemon in your bed<br>
I'm the bolt in every head<br>


'e iz... Always dere ta destroy
I'm the mine on which you step<br>
I'm the pin in every hip<br>
I'm the spore in your eye, makes you wiggle and writhe<br>


'e iz... Da un on 'oo we can depend
And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>


'he iz da un named Sayla...
While there's mon'keigh to make sad<br>
While there's lulz left to be had<br>
While there's pockets left to pick<br>
While there's Dreadnoughts left to trip<br>
down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner<br>
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it<br>
'Cause there's one born every minute<br>


And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>


...Sayla [[Choppa]]
I pledge my allegiance<br>
To all things skub and derp<br>
Promise on my old Soul Stone<br>
To do as I am told<br>
For Cegorach has never seen<br>
A seer quite like me, not only<br>
does his job but does it happily<br>


...Sayla [[Dakka]]
I'm the fear that keeps you 'wake<br>
I'm the shadows in the Warp<br>
I'm the Daemons they become<br>
I'm the nightmare in your skull<br>


...Sayla [[RAGE|Foightin']]
I'm a Witchblade in your back<br>
An extra turn upon the rack<br>
I'm the quivering of your heart<br>
A stabbing pain, a sudden start<br>


...Sayla [[/tg/|Winnin']]
And it's so easy when you're Eldrad<br>
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me<br>
I do it all because I'm Eldrad<br>
And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need<br>


And I do it all for free<br>
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need X2<br>


Wiff sekrit powahs
It gets so ronery being Eldrad<br>
 
What I'd do to see a Codex<br>
All so noo ta 'im
Even for a little while<br>
And no one loves you when you're Eldrad<br>


'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)
I'm lying through my teeth<br>
Your rage is all the comforting I need!<br>


===Weebl: Cucumber song (Spire Legis)===


Foightin' evil boi moonlite
We is takin' a trukk<br>
Down ta Spire Legis<br>
Cuz we 'ave 'eard they is all 'ummie free<br>
Which makes it safe fer us ta plant new orkses<br>
All fer teh WAAAGH<br>
Just ya sees<br>


Winnin' lurv boi daylite
'Ummies are the orkses enemies<br>
They try an' stomp us with their bitz<br>
The only way few our boyz ta escape is<br>
Drivin' a truk down the street!<br>


Wiff 'iz [[Freebooterz|Sayla Boyz]] to 'elp foight
===Secret of Survival (The Wind In The Willows)===


'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)
[All Four]<br>
 
First you see us…<br>
'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)
[Tzeentch]<br>
 
Then you don’t…<br>
'e iz da un... Sayla ORK!
(All four disappear)<br>
 
[Khorne]<br>
===Electric Light Orchestra - Mr Blue Sky===
Now you hear us….<br>
 
[Nurgle]<br>
Warp storm shattered from the sky<br>
Now you won’t…<br>
There ain't a witch in sight<br>
[All four (reappearing behind Traveler’s back)]<br>
It's steel rehnin, Spess Mareens are on the way<br>
It’s our secret of survival<br>
And don't you know<br>
In a very nasty Warp.<br>
It's a beautiful new day hey, hey<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>
 
Now you feel us…<br>
Runnin' down the avenue<br>
[Khorne]<br>
See how his hair shines brightly, in the hive<br>
Now you can't.<br>
On the streets, where crime was rife<br>
[Nurgle]<br>
The Emperah is living here today hey, hey<br>
Are we real?<br>
 
[Tzeentch]<br>  
Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
Perhaps we aren't!<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
[All Four]<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
 
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>
[Traveler]<br>
 
Is it really such a nasty place?<br>
Hey you with the godly face<br>
[Voice of Malal]<br>
Welcome to your loyal race<br>
Oh yes, a very nasty place indeed<br>
A celebration, The Emperah's up there waitin'<br>
[All Four:]<br>  
And today is the day we've waited for<br>
Nastier than you could ever dream of!<br>
 
[Tzeentch]<br>  
Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
From up above…<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
[Nurgle]<br>  
Where did we go wrong?<br>
And from beneath…<br>
 
[Slaanesh]<br>  
Hey there Emperah<br>
Daemons…<br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
Armed to teeth.<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>
[All Four]<br>
 
Ready to attack you,<br>
Hey there Emperah<br>
You're a snack - and you'd better run!<br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
Don't come to Innmaterium<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>
If you haven't got a gun!<br>
 
[All four]<br>
Emperah guy, Emperah guy<br>
Hahahahahaha!<br>
Emperah guy<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>  
Every creature of the Chaos<br>
Has to look out for itself!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>
Got no Emperor here, or Space Marines<br>
You could call for help<br>
[Nurgle]<br>  
You're in the Warp boy<br>
And every child could<br>
Tell you that you've got no<br>
Business to be here!<br>
[All Four]<br>
Oooooooooooooooooooooh!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>
First you see us…<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
Then you don’t…<br>
[Nurgle]<br>  
Now you hear us…<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Now you won't.<br>
[All Four]<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp!<br>
[Slaanesh]<br>
Now you feel us…<br>
[Nurgle]<br>  
Now you can't…<br>
[Khorne]<br>
Are we real?<br>
[Tzeentch]<br>
Perhaps we aren't!<br>
[All Four:]<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
It’s our secret of survival<br>
It's our secret of survival<br>
In a very nasty Warp!


Emperah, you did it right<br>
But here comes a khornate knight creepin' over<br>
Now his hand is on your shoulder<br>
Never mind I'll remember you this<br>
I'll remember you this way<br>


Emperah guy please tell us why<br>
===Hallelujah===
You had to die away for so long<br>
Written by yours truly.
Where did we go wrong?<br>


Hey there Emperah<br>
I heard there was a secret word,<br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
that Goto wrote and it pleased the Board,<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
but you don't care for canon, do you?<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,<br>
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br>
Horus' fall, the Angel's lift,<br>
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br>  
Boreale was shouting "Hail the Emprah"<br>
Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah,<br>
Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah...


===Monty Python: Lumberjack Song===
Khorne made you strong, but you were don goof',<br>
when Eversor bursted through the roof,<br>
he shouted WRYYYYYYYYYY right before he killed ya.<br>
He murdered all your buddies there,<br>
cut off your limbs, ripped out your hair<br>
And from your lips came the "Death to Emprah"<br>
Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah,<br>
Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah...


[Tech Priest]
Heretic I have seen before,<br>
in a bio-ship I walked the floor,<br>
walls came alive and all tried to kill ya.<br>
Creed's flag appeared on battleships,<br>
infiltrated tanks blew them to bits,<br>
through darkest space was shouted "Screw the Emprah!"<br>
Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah,<br>
Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah...


I wanted to be... a Space Marine! <br>
There was a time, t'was a good show,<br>
Killing so many different xenos, as they war against planets all across the Imperium. The undying Immortals. The Nobs. The Wraiths! The formidable Farseer! The constantly screaming Warboss! The plucky little Slugga Boyz! The lumbering Kroot hounds of the Tau. The towering Big Meks of the Orks! The gargantuan Mega Armoured Nobs! <br>
when Eldar appeared by row,<br>
And Eldrad screwed us over big time.<br>
The Necrons from the darkest depths,<br>
send entire regiments to their deaths,<br>
the Guardsmen were all shouting "Where's the Emprah?!"<br>
Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah,<br>
Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah...


With my squad mates by my side, we'd purge! purge! purge! <br>
Well on the distant Terra,<br>
sits our beloved Emprah,<br>
guiding his children through these dark times.<br>
Gods of Chaos, beasts from beyond,<br>
monsters by the ancients spawned,<br>
we raise our fist and shout "AVE EMPRAH!"<br>
AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH,<br>
AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH!


[Tech Priest]
===Where there's a whip, there's a way (The Lord Of The Rings)===


I'm a Space Marine, and I'm okay. <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
I purge all night and I burn all day. <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
 
And Wher ther’z Mork <br>
[Space Marine Squad]
Ther’z Gork <br>
 
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>
Umiess don’t run, fight uz, heyz, heyz, heyz <br>
 
Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz! <br>
[Tech Priest]
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork! <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Wher ther’z Mork <br>
Ther’z Gork <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
Letz WAAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>
And wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork <br>
Get in da choppa, cuz werz gonna fight! <br>
There will be WAAAGH all dayz and nightz and mooar <br>
Cuz thiz iz what the Orkz livez foooor! <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And wher ther’z Mork <br>
Ther’z Gork <br>
Wher ther’z Gork <br>
We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz <br>
Umiess don’t run, fight uz, hey, hey, hey <br>
Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz! <br>
Ther’z Mork <br>
And Where ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork! <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH!  <br>
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH! <br>


I burn the Orks. I shoot the Tau. <br>
Necrons eat my chainswords. <br>
On Wednesdays I hunt Eldar, <br>
And pray to Khorne in war! <br>


[Space Marine Squad]
===I'm a good ol' heretic===
Oh, I'm a good ol' heretic<br>
Yeah, that's just what I am<br>
And for your rotting corpse-god I do not give a damn<br>
I'm glad I fought for Horus, I only wish we'd won<br>
And I don't want no pardon for anything I've done<br>


He burns the Orks. He shoots the Tau. <br>
I hates the damn Imperium, those spergin' Cogboys, too<br>
Necrons eat his chainswords. <br>
I hates those preening braggarts in uniforms of blue<br>
On Wednesdays he hunts Eldar, <br>
I hates the nasty Aquila, with all its brags and fuss<br>
And prays to Khone in war...? <br>
And those lyin', thievin' Magpies lead by some coiffured wuss<br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>  


[Tech Priest]
I hates the Administratum and everything they do<br>
I hates the Inquisition, their fucking Grey Knights, too<br>
I hates those fool Astartes, I hates the Golden Throne<br>
I hates the Ecclesiarchy praying to worthless bones<br>


I burn the Orks. I hail Chaos. <br>
I fought with the Warmaster for ten score years and some<br>
Burn cities to the ground. <br>
I caught some bolter fire, got an augmetic thumb<br>
I put on chaos symbols <br>
I lost more bits to frostbite, a campin' in the snow<br>
And stack skulls in a mound. <br>
But I killed a bunch of Loyalists, I'd love to kill some mo'<br>


[Space Marine Squad]
Now forty thousand Loyalists are dead in Istvaan dust<br>
We got some more on Terra, before they killed Horus<br>
They died to Chaos bolters, lasguns and plasma shots<br>
Wish we'd killed forty billion, instead of what we got<br>


He burns the Orks. He hails Chaos. <br>
We couldn't conquer Terra, but someday it'll burn<br>
Burns cities to the ground. <br>
Inside the Eye of Terror we're planning our return<br>
He puts on chaos symbols <br>
So I don't need no pardon for the way that I was made<br>
And stacks skulls in a mound?!<br>
Nor for the things I'll do to you in our next Black Crusade<br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>


[Tech Priest]
Oh I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am<br>
Yeah, I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am<br>


I burn the Orks. I bear warp blades, <br>
===Sailor Moon: Sayla Ork===
keep saints' heads in a jar. <br>
[[Image:Sayla.jpg|thumb]]
I wish I'd been a daemon, <br>
Foightin' evil boi moonlite
So I could slay Calgar! <br>


[Space Marine Squad]
Winnin' lurv boi daylite


He burns the Orks. He bears warp blades, <br>
Nevah runnin' from a real foight
keeps saints' heads in a jar?! <br>


[Inquisitor]
'e iz sa un named Salya Mork (or iz it Gork?)


What's this? Wants to be a daemon?! Oh, My! <br>
And I thought you were so loyal! Traitor! <br>


''Dear sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast about the space marine who is a servant to chaos. Many of my best freinds are Space Marines and only a few of them are servants to chaos!''
'e will... Neva turn 'is back onna boy


=== Avenue Q: The internet is for Porn. ===
'e iz... Always dere ta destroy
Sung by Kharn and a Cannoness


The Imperium is really really great <br>
'e iz... Da un on 'oo we can depend
For Khorne! <br>
I’ve got a fast starship so i don’t have to wait <br>
For Khorne! <br>
There's always some new fight, <br>
For Khorne! <br>
I war all day and night <br>
For Khorne! <br>
It's like i’m killing at the speed of light <br>
For Khorne! <br>


The Imperium is for Khorne <br>
'he iz da un named Sayla...
The Imperium is for Khorne, <br>
Why you think the Warp was born? <br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>


I’m glad that we have Warp technology <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Which gives us untold opportunity <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Fight from your tabletop <br>
For Khorne! <br>
You can plunder rape and chop <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop <br>
For Khorne! <br>


The Imperium is for Khorne <br>
...Sayla [[Choppa]]
The Imperium is for Khorne, <br>
Me up all night gathering skulls for
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!


[SPOKEN]
...Sayla [[Dakka]]


[Canoness]
...Sayla [[RAGE|Foightin']]
That’s gross! You’re a heretic


[Kharn] <br>
...Sayla [[/tg/|Winnin']]
Ah, sticks and stones Cannoness


[Canoness] <br>
NO really, you're a heretic
Normal people don’t run around
killing in the Imperium


[Kharn] <br>
Wiff sekrit powahs
Ohhhh?


[Canoness] <br>
All so noo ta 'im
What?!


[Kharne] <br>
'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)
You have no idea
Ready normal people?


[Abbadon, Horus, Angron] <br>
Ready


Let me hear it!
Foightin' evil boi moonlite


[Kharn and guys] <br>
Winnin' lurv boi daylite


The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
Wiff 'iz [[Freebooterz|Sayla Boyz]] to 'elp foight
[Abbadon] <br>


Sorry Emp <br>
'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)


[Kharn and guys] <br>
'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)


The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
'e iz da un... Sayla ORK!


[Horus] <br>
===Electric Light Orchestra - Mr Blue Sky===


I eviscerate! <br>
Warp storm shattered from the sky<br>
[Kharn and guys] <br>
There ain't a witch in sight<br>
It's steel rehnin, Spess Mareens are on the way<br>
And don't you know<br>
It's a beautiful new day hey, hey<br>


All these guys unshethe their swords <br>
Runnin' down the avenue<br>
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>
See how his hair shines brightly, in the hive<br>
On the streets, where crime was rife<br>
The Emperah is living here today hey, hey<br>


[Cannoness] <br>
Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>


The Imperium is not for Khorne!! <br>
Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>


[Kharn and guys] <br>
Hey you with the godly face<br>
Khorne, Khorne, K--- <br>
Welcome to your loyal race<br>
A celebration, The Emperah's up there waitin'<br>
And today is the day we've waited for<br>


Emperah guy, please tell us why<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>


[Cannoness]
Hey there Emperah<br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>


HOLD ON A SECOND! <br>
Hey there Emperah<br>
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Abbadon, rely on the Imperium to kill off your excess followers <br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>


[Abbadon]<br>
Emperah guy, Emperah guy<br>
Emperah guy<br>


That’s correct. <br>
Emperah, you did it right<br>
But here comes a khornate knight creepin' over<br>
Now his hand is on your shoulder<br>
Never mind I'll remember you this<br>
I'll remember you this way<br>


[Cannoness] <br>
Emperah guy please tell us why<br>
You had to die away for so long<br>
Where did we go wrong?<br>


And Horus, you once saved the Emperor's life <br>
Hey there Emperah<br>
We're so pleased to be with ya<br>
Look around see what you do<br>
Ev'rybody smiles at you<br>
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br>
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br>  


[Horus] <br>
===Monty Python: Lumberjack Song===
 
[Tech Priest]


Sure! <br>
I wanted to be... a Space Marine! <br>
Killing so many different xenos, as they war against planets all across the Imperium. The undying Immortals. The Nobs. The Wraiths! The formidable Farseer! The constantly screaming Warboss! The plucky little Slugga Boyz! The lumbering Kroot hounds of the Tau. The towering Big Meks of the Orks! The gargantuan Mega Armoured Nobs! <br>


[Cannoness] <br>
With my squad mates by my side, we'd purge! purge! purge! <br>


And Angron, you keep killing whenever you can <br>
[Tech Priest]


[Angron] <br>
I'm a Space Marine, and I'm okay. <br>
I purge all night and I burn all day. <br>


Yes I do! <br>
[Space Marine Squad]


[Cannoness] <br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>


And Kharn, you love kitten <br>
[Tech Priest]


[Kharne] <br>
I burn the Orks. I shoot the Tau. <br>
Necrons eat my chainswords. <br>
On Wednesdays I hunt Eldar, <br>
And pray to Khorne in war! <br>


True! <br>
[Space Marine Squad]


[Kharne] <br>
He burns the Orks. He shoots the Tau. <br>
Necrons eat his chainswords. <br>
On Wednesdays he hunts Eldar, <br>
And prays to Khone in war...? <br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>  


Oh, but Cannoness <br>
[Tech Priest]
What you think we do after? hmm? <br>


[Abbadon] <br>
I burn the Orks. I hail Chaos. <br>
...yeah <br>
Burn cities to the ground. <br>
I put on chaos symbols <br>
And stack skulls in a mound. <br>


(EEEWWWWW!) <br>
[Space Marine Squad]
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
Heretics! <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
I hate Khorne <br>
Grab your axe and cleave and hack <br>
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>
(harmonizing) Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br>
I’m leaving! <br>
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br>
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br>
I hate the Imperium! <br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br>


The Imperium is for <br>
He burns the Orks. He hails Chaos. <br>
The Imperium is for <br>
Burns cities to the ground. <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
He puts on chaos symbols <br>
And stacks skulls in a mound?!<br>
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay. <br>
He purges all night and he burns all day. <br>
 
[Tech Priest]
 
I burn the Orks. I bear warp blades, <br>
keep saints' heads in a jar. <br>
I wish I'd been a daemon, <br>
So I could slay Calgar! <br>
 
[Space Marine Squad]


YEAH! <br>
He burns the Orks. He bears warp blades, <br>
keeps saints' heads in a jar?! <br>


=== The Scarlet Commissar: Into The Fire ===
[Inquisitor]


Pius stood to guard the Emperor, <br>
What's this? Wants to be a daemon?! Oh, My! <br>
with his las clutched in his hand.<br>
And I thought you were so loyal! Traitor! <br>
He was only a man<br>
But he knew someone must take a stand.<br>


There will always be a battle<br>
''Dear sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast about the space marine who is a servant to chaos. Many of my best freinds are Space Marines and only a few of them are servants to chaos!''
but remember our Lord's grace.<br>
there will always be perilous dangers<br>
which someone must face.<br>


Into valleys, into waters<br>
=== Promethium Road (Steve Earle: Copperhead Road) ===
Into jungles, into hell<br>
''Promethium Road, Sung by a farmer's boy from Gath''
Let us ride, let us ride home again with a story to tell.<br>
Into darkness, into danger,<br>
To Warp storms that rip the night,<br>
Don't give in, or give up,<br>
But give thanks for the glorious fight.<br>


You can tremble, you can fear it,<br>
Well my name's Anval Gidemore <br>
But keep your fighting spirit alive boys.<br>
Same as my father and his father before <br>
Let the shiver of it sting you,<br>
You hardly ever saw grandfather 'round here <br>
Fling into battle, spring to your feet boys.<br>
He only went to port about twice a year <br>
Never hold back your step for a moment,<br>
He'd buy a couple bags of yeast and some plasteel line <br>
Never doubt that your courage will grow,<br>
Everyone on Gath knew he brewed white gyn <br>
Grow your faith ever higher and into the fire we go .<br>
Now the arbites wanted grandfather bad <br>
Headed up our pasture with everything he had <br>
It's before my birth but I've been told <br>
He never came back from Promethium Road <br>


Are there cultists that surround us?<br>
Now Father brewed the whiskey in a Leman Russ <br>
Are there orks that block the way?<br>
Guard surplus they just toss the stuff <br>
Shoot'em down, knock'em back boys,<br>
Cadian 18th written on the side <br>
And forward and into the fray.<br>
Just shot a coat of paint and then he looked inside <br>
Well him and my uncle tore it all to hell <br>
I still remember that putrid smell <br>
Then the Arbites came by in the middle of the night <br>
Heard mother crying, something wasn't right <br>
He was busy brewing up the weekly load <br>
You could see whiskey burning down Promethium Road <br>


Eye of terror? Time for valour,<br>
I volunteered for the Guard on my birthday <br>
Hold the Line, no, never turn.<br>
They draft the farmers boys first 'round here anyway <br>
Yes, it's into the Warp that we'll fly,<br>
I did five years of fighting with the Catachan <br>
And it's Chaos who'll burn...<br>
I came back to Gath with a brand new plan <br>
I take the seed that grows near New Jericho <br>
And I plant up our pasture down Promethium Road <br>
Now the Arbites got their gander in the air <br>
Wake up screaming like I'm back over there <br>
I learned a thing or two from the 'Catas don't you know <br>
You better stay away from Promethium Road <br>


Someone has to guard the Emperor<br>
=== Avenue Q: The internet is for Porn. ===
Rush in, we shall defend him and win boys<br>
Sung by Kharn and a Cannoness
When the Warp is saying not to<br>
Emprah, you know you've got to march on, boys<br>
Never hold back your step for a moment.<br>
Never doubt that your courage will grow.<br>
Grow your faith ever higher and into fire we go <br>


Let the bolter fire<br>
The Imperium is really really great <br>
Let the flash of it shock you<br>
For Khorne! <br>
Choke your fears away<br>
I’ve got a fast starship so i don’t have to wait <br>
Pull as tight as a wire<br>
For Khorne! <br>
Let their Chainswords strike<br>
There's always some new fight, <br>
Let the force of it rock you<br>
For Khorne! <br>
We will have our day, standing tall to the fire.<br>
I war all day and night <br>
For Khorne! <br>
It's like i’m killing at the speed of light <br>
For Khorne! <br>


Someone has to guard the Emprah<br>
The Imperium is for Khorne <br>
Rush in! We shall defend him and win boys<br>
The Imperium is for Khorne, <br>
When the warp is saying not to<br>
Why you think the Warp was born? <br>
Emprah, you know you've got to march on, boys<br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>
Never hold back your step for a moment<br>
Hold the Line! Oh, your courage will grow<br>
Yes, it's higher and higher and into the fire we go<br>
Into fire!<br>
Onward, ho! <br>


=== Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up ===
I’m glad that we have Warp technology <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Which gives us untold opportunity <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Fight from your tabletop <br>
For Khorne! <br>
You can plunder rape and chop <br>
For Khorne! <br>
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop <br>
For Khorne! <br>


We's no strangers to WAAAGH! <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne <br>
We frags ‘em all, shoots ‘em in da eye <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne, <br>
A full bombardment's what we’s finkin’ of <br>
Me up all night gathering skulls for
We’s gonna make sure that ya all’s gonna die <br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’ <br>
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead <br>


We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
[SPOKEN]
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


We's fought each otha fer so long <br>
[Canoness]
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but <br>
That’s gross! You’re a heretic
Ya don’t wants ta quits it <br>
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long <br>
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it <br>
‘N’ I fink ya all shud be fleein’ <br>
Don't tell me you's too blind ta see <br>


We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
[Kharn] <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Ah, sticks and stones Cannoness
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
[Canoness] <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
NO really, you're a heretic
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
Normal people don’t run around
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
killing in the Imperium
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


(WAAAGH, blow ya up) <br>
[Kharn] <br>
(WAAAGH, blow ya up) <br>
Ohhhh?
(WAAAGH!) <br>
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow <br>
(Blow ya up) <br>
(WAAAGH!) <br>
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow <br>
(Blow ya up) <br>


We's fought each otha fer so long <br>
[Canoness] <br>
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but <br>
What?!
Ya don’t wants ta quits it <br>
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long <br>
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it <br>
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’ <br>
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead <br>


We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
[Kharne] <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
You have no idea
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
Ready normal people?
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
 
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
[Abbadon, Horus, Angron] <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>
Ready


We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
Let me hear it!
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
[Kharn and guys] <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
[Abbadon] <br>


=== Wuppa Orky style (PSY: Gangnam Style) ===
Sorry Emp <br>


Wuppa Orky style <br>
[Kharn and guys] <br>
Orky style <br>


I love a bomma who is warm and shooty by day, <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
A classy bomma who knows how to bring the freedom of da WAAAAGH! to a planet <br>
A bomma whose moves gets sharper when fighting comes <br>
A bomma with that kind of twist <br>


I'm a Greenskin <br>
[Horus] <br>
A Greenskin who is as warm as you during the day <br>
A Greenskin who one-shots his enemy HQ with a Powa Klaw <br>
A Greenskin whose hearts bursts when the fight comes <br>
That kind of Greenskin <br>


Beautiful, lovely <br>
I eviscerate! <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
[Kharn and guys] <br>
Beautiful, lovely <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>
Orky style <br>


I love a Squig who is warm and passionate by day, <br>
All these guys unshethe their swords <br>
A classy Squig who knows how to chase enemy vehicles when packed with bomz <br>
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>
A Squig whose anticipation gets crazier when fighting comes <br>
A Squig with that kind of twist <br>


I'm a Boy <br>
[Cannoness] <br>
A Boy who is as warm as you during the day <br>
A Boy who is bold as a lion with 11 other boyz <br>
A Boy whose feet fleets when the WAAAGH! comes <br>
That kind of Boy <br>


Beautiful, loveable <br>
The Imperium is not for Khorne!! <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
[Kharn and guys] <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Khorne, Khorne, K--- <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br>
Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! oh oh oh oh <br>


A shoota who looks classy but is killy when it shoots <br>
[Cannoness]
A shoota who puts da foes down when the right time comes <br>
A shoota who covers itself but is more sexy than a shoota who bares it all <br>
A sensible shoota like that <br>


I'm a Nob <br>
HOLD ON A SECOND! <br>
A Nob who seems irate and gets angry when he plays <br>
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Abbadon, rely on the Imperium to kill off your excess followers <br>
A Nob who goes completely crazy when the right time comes <br>
A Nob who has bulging Klaws as well as muscles <br>
That kind of Ork <br>


Beautiful, loveable <br>
[Abbadon]<br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
That’s correct. <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


Eh- Kustom forcefield, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Mekboy style <br>
[Cannoness] <br>
Eh- Kustom forcefield oh oh oh oh <br>


On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
And Horus, you once saved the Emperor's life <br>
I'm a pilot who knows a thing or two <br>
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
I'm a Ork who knows a thing or two <br>


You know what I'm saying <br>
[Horus] <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


Eh- Furious charging, wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa is Orky style <br>
Sure! <br>
Eh- Furious charging oh oh oh oh <br>


Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
[Cannoness] <br>
Shall we go all the way from now on? <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


Eh- Choppy choppa, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Orky style <br>
And Angron, you keep killing whenever you can <br>
Eh- Choppy choppa oh oh oh oh <br>


A choppa who looks quiet but plays when I plays <br>
[Angron] <br>
A choppa who puts me foes down when the right time comes <br>
A choppa who covers itself but is more sexy than a choppa who bares it all <br>
A sensible choppa like that <br>


I'm a Warboss <br>
Yes I do! <br>
A Warboss who dreams big but WAAAGHS! when he WAAAGHS! <br>
A Warboss who goes completely crazy when the right time comes <br>
A Warboss who has bulging ideas as well as muscles <br>
That kind of Ork <br>


Beautiful, loveable <br>
[Cannoness] <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
And Kharn, you love kitten <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


Eh- Zzappin’ Weirdboy, Greenskin is Orky style <br>
[Kharne] <br>
Eh- Zzappin’ Weirdboy oh oh oh oh <br>


On top of the running Xenos is the flying Marine, baby baby <br>
True! <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br>
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br>
You know what I'm saying <br>


Dis boy is Orky style <br>
[Kharne] <br>
Eh- Dakka dakka, dak, dak, dak dak dakka Orky styleEh- Dakka dakka oh oh oh oh <br>


Wuppa Orky style <br>
Oh, but Cannoness <br>
Orky style <br>
What you think we do after? hmm? <br>


I love Mega armour who is big and protecty by day, <br>
[Abbadon] <br>
Da classy Mega armour who know how to bring the freedom from enemy dakka <br>
...yeah <br>
Da Mega armour whose protection gets better when fighting comes <br>
Da Mega armour with that kind of twist <br>


I'm a Killa Kan <br>
(EEEWWWWW!) <br>
A Killa Kan who is as big as da rest of da boyz <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
A Killa Kan who goes about bein’ stompy <br>
Heretics! <br>
A Killa Kan whose rokkits bursts when they hit da enemy <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>
That kind of Killa Kan <br>
I hate Khorne <br>
 
Grab your axe and cleave and hack <br>
Beautiful, lovely <br>
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne! <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
(harmonizing) Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br>
Beautiful, lovely <br>
I’m leaving! <br>
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br>
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne <br>
I hate the Imperium! <br>
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne <br>


Wuppa Orky style <br>
The Imperium is for <br>
Greenskin style <br>
The Imperium is for <br>
The Imperium is for Khorne! <br>


I love a Deff rolla who is round and spikey by day, <br>
YEAH! <br>
A classy Deff rolla who know how to bring the squish to an enemy planet <br>
A Deff rolla whose spikes gets sharper when fighting comes <br>
A Deff rolla with that kind of twist <br>


I'm a Weirdboy <br>
=== The Scarlet Commissar: Into The Fire ===
A Weirdboy who is as sane as you during the day <br>
A Weirdboy who squiggifies his enemy HQ before it even chops boyz <br>
A Weirdboy whose brain hursts when the fight comes <br>
That kind of Weirdboy <br>


Beautiful, loveable <br>
Pius stood to guard the Emperor, <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
with his las clutched in his hand.<br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
He was only a man<br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
But he knew someone must take a stand.<br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
There will always be a battle<br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
but remember our Lord's grace.<br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>
there will always be perilous dangers<br>
which someone must face.<br>


Eh- Shooty Lootas, Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br>
Into valleys, into waters<br>
Eh- Shooty Lootas oh oh oh oh <br>
Into jungles, into hell<br>
Let us ride, let us ride home again with a story to tell.<br>
Into darkness, into danger,<br>
To Warp storms that rip the night,<br>
Don't give in, or give up,<br>
But give thanks for the glorious fight.<br>


A Looted gun who looks loud but dakkas when it dakkas <br>
You can tremble, you can fear it,<br>
A Looted gun who puts her foes down when the right time comes <br>
But keep your fighting spirit alive boys.<br>
A Looted gun who covers da enemy in shooty and is more deadly than a Looted gun who misses dem all <br>
Let the shiver of it sting you,<br>
A sensible Looted gun like that <br>
Fling into battle, spring to your feet boys.<br>
Never hold back your step for a moment,<br>
Never doubt that your courage will grow,<br>
Grow your faith ever higher and into the fire we go .<br>


I'm a Painboy <br>
Are there cultists that surround us?<br>
A Painboy who seems calm but plays when he oprates <br>
Are there orks that block the way?<br>
A Painboy who goes completely crazy when the brai-squigg transplant comes <br>
Shoot'em down, knock'em back boys,<br>
A Painboy who has sharp ideas as well as instruments <br>
And forward and into the fray.<br>
That kind of Painboy <br>


Beautiful, loveable <br>
Eye of terror? Time for valour,<br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Hold the Line, no, never turn.<br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes, it's into the Warp that we'll fly,<br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
And it's Chaos who'll burn...<br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Someone has to guard the Emperor<br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Rush in, we shall defend him and win boys<br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>
When the Warp is saying not to<br>
Emprah, you know you've got to march on, boys<br>
Never hold back your step for a moment.<br>
Never doubt that your courage will grow.<br>
Grow your faith ever higher and into fire we go <br>


Eh- Battle wagon, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom vroomah Greenskin style <br>
Let the bolter fire<br>
Eh- Battle wagon oh oh oh oh <br>
Let the flash of it shock you<br>
Choke your fears away<br>
Pull as tight as a wire<br>
Let their Chainswords strike<br>
Let the force of it rock you<br>
We will have our day, standing tall to the fire.<br>


I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br>
Someone has to guard the Emprah<br>
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
Rush in! We shall defend him and win boys<br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br>
When the warp is saying not to<br>
You know what I'm saying <br>
Emprah, you know you've got to march on, boys<br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>
Never hold back your step for a moment<br>
Hold the Line! Oh, your courage will grow<br>
Yes, it's higher and higher and into the fire we go<br>
Into fire!<br>
Onward, ho! <br>


Eh- Dakka Jet, wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa <br>
=== Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up ===
Eh- Dakka Jet oh oh oh oh <br>


Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
We's no strangers to WAAAGH! <br>
Shall we go all the way from now on? <br>
We frags ‘em all, shoots ‘em in da eye <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
A full bombardment's what we’s finkin’ of <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
We’s gonna make sure that ya all’s gonna die <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’ <br>
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead <br>


Eh- Choppy chainsword, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Orky style <br>
We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
Eh- Choppy chainsword oh oh oh oh <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


A chainsword who looks quiet but plays when she plays <br>
We's fought each otha fer so long <br>
A chainsword who puts her foes down when the right time comes <br>
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but <br>
A chainsword who covers herself but is more sexy than a chainsword who bares it all <br>
Ya don’t wants ta quits it <br>
A sensible chainsword like that <br>
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long <br>
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it <br>
‘N’ I fink ya all shud be fleein’ <br>
Don't tell me you's too blind ta see <br>


I'm a Flashgit <br>
We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
A Flashgit who seems rich but shoots when he shoots <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
A Flashgit who goes completely dakka when the right time comes <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
A Flashgit who has a bulging belly as well as a snazzgun <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
That kind of Flashgit <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


Beautiful, loveable <br>
We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
(WAAAGH, blow ya up) <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
(WAAAGH, blow ya up) <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>
(WAAAGH!) <br>
 
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow <br>
Eh- wretched gretchin, little runt aint Greenskin style <br>
(Blow ya up) <br>
Eh- wretched gretchin oh oh oh oh <br>
(WAAAGH!) <br>
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow <br>
(Blow ya up) <br>


On top of the running bugeyes is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
We's fought each otha fer so long <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br>
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but <br>
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
Ya don’t wants ta quits it <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br>
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long <br>
You know what I'm saying <br>
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it <br>
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’ <br>
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead <br>


Dat boy is Orky style <br>
We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br>
We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! oh oh oh oh <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


=== Warriors Of Terra (Manowar: Warriors of the World) ===
We’s all gonna blow ya up <br>
We’s all gonna put ya down <br>
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya <br>
We’s all gonna make ya cry <br>
You’s all gonna say good-bye <br>
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya <br>


Here I see you stand from all around the worlds
Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry
All are gathered here, victory is near
The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all


We alone are fighting for the Emperor that is true
=== Wuppa Orky style (PSY: Gangnam Style) ===
We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky


Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
Wuppa Orky style <br>
We're warriors, warriors of Terra
Orky style <br>
Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of Terra


Many stand against us, but they will never win
I love a bomma who is warm and shooty by day, <br>
We said we would return and here we are again
A classy bomma who knows how to bring the freedom of da WAAAAGH! to a planet <br>
To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain
A bomma whose moves gets sharper when fighting comes <br>
We are the hammer of His wrath, we are thunder, wind and rain.
A bomma with that kind of twist <br>


There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands
I'm a Greenskin <br>
With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man
A Greenskin who is as warm as you during the day <br>
I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie
A Greenskin who one-shots his enemy HQ with a Powa Klaw <br>
And in their final hour they shall repent before they die
A Greenskin whose hearts bursts when the fight comes <br>
That kind of Greenskin <br>


If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side
Beautiful, lovely <br>
Gather my armor and weapons, tell teh chapter how I died
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real
Beautiful, lovely <br>
All who stand in my way will die by steel
Wuppa Orky style <br>
Orky style <br>


Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
I love a Squig who is warm and passionate by day, <br>
We're warriors, warriors of Terra
A classy Squig who knows how to chase enemy vehicles when packed with bomz <br>
A Squig whose anticipation gets crazier when fighting comes <br>
A Squig with that kind of twist <br>


I'm a Boy <br>
A Boy who is as warm as you during the day <br>
A Boy who is bold as a lion with 11 other boyz <br>
A Boy whose feet fleets when the WAAAGH! comes <br>
That kind of Boy <br>


=== I Love the Whole Board (I Love the Whole World) ===
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


Emperor:
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


I love all humans
Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br>
Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! oh oh oh oh <br>


I love our smog-filled hives
A shoota who looks classy but is killy when it shoots <br>
A shoota who puts da foes down when the right time comes <br>
A shoota who covers itself but is more sexy than a shoota who bares it all <br>
A sensible shoota like that <br>


I love crusading
I'm a Nob <br>
A Nob who seems irate and gets angry when he plays <br>
A Nob who goes completely crazy when the right time comes <br>
A Nob who has bulging Klaws as well as muscles <br>
That kind of Ork <br>


And taking xenos lives
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


I love the galaxy
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


With all its sights and sounds
Eh- Kustom forcefield, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Mekboy style <br>
Eh- Kustom forcefield oh oh oh oh <br>


On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
I'm a pilot who knows a thing or two <br>
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
I'm a Ork who knows a thing or two <br>


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
You know what I'm saying <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


Eh- Furious charging, wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa is Orky style <br>
Eh- Furious charging oh oh oh oh <br>


Horus:
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Shall we go all the way from now on? <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


I love Heresy
Eh- Choppy choppa, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Orky style <br>
Eh- Choppy choppa oh oh oh oh <br>


I love the sound of screams
A choppa who looks quiet but plays when I plays <br>
A choppa who puts me foes down when the right time comes <br>
A choppa who covers itself but is more sexy than a choppa who bares it all <br>
A sensible choppa like that <br>


I love Isstvaan
I'm a Warboss <br>
A Warboss who dreams big but WAAAGHS! when he WAAAGHS! <br>
A Warboss who goes completely crazy when the right time comes <br>
A Warboss who has bulging ideas as well as muscles <br>
That kind of Ork <br>


Even the plague marines
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


I love my legion
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


And crashing Terra's gates
Eh- Zzappin’ Weirdboy, Greenskin is Orky style <br>
Eh- Zzappin’ Weirdboy oh oh oh oh <br>


On top of the running Xenos is the flying Marine, baby baby <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br>
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br>
You know what I'm saying <br>


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Dis boy is Orky style <br>
Eh- Dakka dakka, dak, dak, dak dak dakka Orky styleEh- Dakka dakka oh oh oh oh <br>


Wuppa Orky style <br>
Orky style <br>


Da Orkz:
I love Mega armour who is big and protecty by day, <br>
Da classy Mega armour who know how to bring the freedom from enemy dakka <br>
Da Mega armour whose protection gets better when fighting comes <br>
Da Mega armour with that kind of twist <br>


I love WAAAAAGH-ing!
I'm a Killa Kan <br>
A Killa Kan who is as big as da rest of da boyz <br>
A Killa Kan who goes about bein’ stompy <br>
A Killa Kan whose rokkits bursts when they hit da enemy <br>
That kind of Killa Kan <br>


I love my mobs of boyz!
Beautiful, lovely <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, lovely <br>


and being choppy!
Wuppa Orky style <br>
Greenskin style <br>


I love my deffgun's noise!
I love a Deff rolla who is round and spikey by day, <br>
A classy Deff rolla who know how to bring the squish to an enemy planet <br>
A Deff rolla whose spikes gets sharper when fighting comes <br>
A Deff rolla with that kind of twist <br>


I love da fightan'!
I'm a Weirdboy <br>
A Weirdboy who is as sane as you during the day <br>
A Weirdboy who squiggifies his enemy HQ before it even chops boyz <br>
A Weirdboy whose brain hursts when the fight comes <br>
That kind of Weirdboy <br>


WE'RE DA BEST, YA GITS!
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Eh- Shooty Lootas, Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br>
Eh- Shooty Lootas oh oh oh oh <br>


A Looted gun who looks loud but dakkas when it dakkas <br>
A Looted gun who puts her foes down when the right time comes <br>
A Looted gun who covers da enemy in shooty and is more deadly than a Looted gun who misses dem all <br>
A sensible Looted gun like that <br>


OI LOVE ME WARBOSS
I'm a Painboy <br>
A Painboy who seems calm but plays when he oprates <br>
A Painboy who goes completely crazy when the brai-squigg transplant comes <br>
A Painboy who has sharp ideas as well as instruments <br>
That kind of Painboy <br>


OI LOVE ME BIG DEFF GUN
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


OI LOVE DEM 'UMIES
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


THE WAY DEY SCREAM AN' RUN
Eh- Battle wagon, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom vroomah Greenskin style <br>
Eh- Battle wagon oh oh oh oh <br>


OI LOVE DA WHOLE WORLD
I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br>
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br>
You know what I'm saying <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


N' ALL ITZ SIGHTS N' SOUNDS
Eh- Dakka Jet, wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa <br>
Eh- Dakka Jet oh oh oh oh <br>


Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Shall we go all the way from now on? <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Eh- Choppy chainsword, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Orky style <br>
Eh- Choppy chainsword oh oh oh oh <br>


A chainsword who looks quiet but plays when she plays <br>
A chainsword who puts her foes down when the right time comes <br>
A chainsword who covers herself but is more sexy than a chainsword who bares it all <br>
A sensible chainsword like that <br>


Eldar:
I'm a Flashgit <br>
A Flashgit who seems rich but shoots when he shoots <br>
A Flashgit who goes completely dakka when the right time comes <br>
A Flashgit who has a bulging belly as well as a snazzgun <br>
That kind of Flashgit <br>


I loathe my dark kin
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Beautiful, loveable <br>
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey <br>
Now let's go until the end <br>


I loathe the orkish hordes
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style <br>
Wuppa Orky style <br>


I loathe the mon'keigh
Eh- wretched gretchin, little runt ain't Greenskin style <br>
Eh- wretched gretchin oh oh oh oh <br>


The Yngir even more
On top of the running bugeyes is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two <br>
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby <br>
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two <br>
You know what I'm saying <br>


I loathe you all, worms
Dat boy is Orky style <br>


You are beneath my race
Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style <br>
Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! oh oh oh oh <br>


=== Warriors Of Terra (Manowar: Warriors of the World) ===


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Here I see you stand from all around the worlds
Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry
All are gathered here, victory is near
The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all


We alone are fighting for the Emperor that is true
We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you
Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry
Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky


Kharn:
Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of Terra
Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die
We're warriors, warriors of Terra


I love betraying
Many stand against us, but they will never win
We said we would return and here we are again
To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain
We are the hammer of His wrath, we are thunder, wind and rain.


I love to rip and tear
There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands
With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man
I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie
And in their final hour they shall repent before they die


I love my chain-axe
If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side
Gather my armor and weapons, tell teh chapter how I died
Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real
All who stand in my way will die by steel


Heads flying through the air
Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air
We're warriors, warriors of Terra


I love destroying


And punches to the face
=== I Love the Whole Board (I Love the Whole World) ===


Emperor:


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
I love all humans


I love our smog-filled hives


Tau:
I love crusading


I love my homeland
And taking xenos lives


I love our high-tech suits
I love the galaxy


I love converting
With all its sights and sounds


And training new recruits


I love the Greater Good
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


And taming lawless brutes!


Horus:


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
I love Heresy


I love the sound of screams


Tzeentch:
I love Isstvaan


I love all changes
Even the plague marines


To men and to their land
I love my legion


I love to teach them
And crashing Terra's gates
 
More than their brains can stand
 
I love to ca-ckle...
 
... Just-As-Plaaaned




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Indrick Boreale:
Da Orkz:


I love the EMPRAH
I love WAAAAAGH-ing!


I love to see STEHL REHN
I love my mobs of boyz!


I love SPESS MEHRENES
and being choppy!


Be every ork in PEHN
I love my deffgun's noise!


I love BLUD REHVENS
I love da fightan'!


And seeing ENEMEHS DIE
WE'RE DA BEST, YA GITS!




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Trazyn: I love collecting
OI LOVE ME WARBOSS


Obryon: I love my warscythe's bite
OI LOVE ME BIG DEFF GUN


Orikan: I love my visions
OI LOVE DEM 'UMIES


Orikan Empowered: AND WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT
THE WAY DEY SCREAM AN' RUN


Imotekh: I love my subjects
OI LOVE DA WHOLE WORLD


Despite their craziness
N' ALL ITZ SIGHTS N' SOUNDS




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Space Wolves:
Eldar:


I love Russ' beard
I loathe my dark kin


And ales of potent strength
I loathe the orkish hordes


I love riding wolves
I loathe the mon'keigh


and their enormous length
The Yngir even more


I love the whole fang
I loathe you all, worms


and every bar and drink
You are beneath my race




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Angry Marines:
Kharn:


I HATE THE EVERYTHING
I love betraying


FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT RAPE TEAR
I love to rip and tear


BADGER SPLAT RAGE DESTROY
I love my chain-axe


SOME ANAL BLEEDING THERE
Heads flying through the air


I HATE THE XENOS
I love destroying


I KILL SHIT IN THE FACE
And punches to the face




FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




Macha:
Tau:


I love virginity
I love my homeland


And being your waifu
I love our high-tech suits


I love the emperor
I love converting


One day I'll be his too
And training new recruits


I love the galaxy
I love the Greater Good


It's such a silly place
And taming lawless brutes!




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Eisenhorn:
Tzeentch:


I love the purging
I love all changes


I love the holy flame
To men and to their land


I love the Emprah
I love to teach them


I love his holy name
More than their brains can stand


I love my day-job
I love to ca-ckle...


Purging all over space
... Just-As-Plaaaned




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Butthurt Casual:
Indrick Boreale:


I HATE GEEDUBYA
I love the EMPRAH


AND ALL THEIR JEWY WAYS
I love to see STEHL REHN


I HATE WARHAMMER
I love SPESS MEHRENES


AND SPEHSS MEHREENS ARE GAY
Be every ork in PEHN


I PLAY WARMAHORDES
I love BLUD REHVENS


IT'S THE SUPERIOR GAME
And seeing ENEMEHS DIE




BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




Matt Ward:
Trazyn: I love collecting


I love your money
Obryon: I love my warscythe's bite


I love to rape the fluff
Orikan: I love my visions


With decent rule sets
Orikan Empowered: AND WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT


(ignore those Grey Knights buffs)
Imotekh: I love my subjects


I love 40k
Despite their craziness
 
Except the Sisters stuff




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Black Templars:
Space Wolves:


I love my chainswords
I love Russ' beard


I love to RIP AND TEAR
And ales of potent strength


I love assault marines
I love riding wolves


Zerg Rushes EVERYWHERE
and their enormous length


I love this crusade
I love the whole fang


I hope it never ends
and every bar and drink




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DA YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




Sisters of Battle:
Angry Marines:


I love to burn things
I HATE THE EVERYTHING


All heretics will die!
FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT RAPE TEAR


With many meltas
BADGER SPLAT RAGE DESTROY


And flamers they will fry,
SOME ANAL BLEEDING THERE


I praise the emprah
I HATE THE XENOS


New codex coming soon (?)
I KILL SHIT IN THE FACE




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE




Inquisition:
Macha:


I love to purge things
I love virginity


Burn each and every witch!
And being your waifu


And for the xenos
I love the emperor


Exterminatus bitch!
One day I'll be his too


We're inquisitors
I love the galaxy


They never expect us.
It's such a silly place




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Games Workshop:
Eisenhorn:


I love more money
I love the purging


I love our cheap finecast
I love the holy flame


I love the pricehikes
I love the Emprah


Stick balance up your ass
I love his holy name


I love you /tg/
I love my day-job


We'll milk more money yet
Purging all over space




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Dark Eldar:
Butthurt Casual:


I love your anus
I HATE GEEDUBYA


I love to torture you
AND ALL THEIR JEWY WAYS


With many poisons
I HATE WARHAMMER


while dressed extremely lewd
AND SPEHSS MEHREENS ARE GAY


I love hedonism
I PLAY WARMAHORDES


I don't see what's to hate
IT'S THE SUPERIOR GAME




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING




Kroot:
Matt Ward:


I love Tau money
I love your money


I love real special genes
I love to rape the fluff


I love to go fight
With decent rule sets


I love evolving things
(ignore those Grey Knights buffs)


I love this whole world
I love 40k


And all its tastiness
Except the Sisters stuff




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Guardsman and Tyranids:
Black Templars:


I love the- OH SHIT
I love my chainswords


WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
I love to RIP AND TEAR


DID IT JUST- EMPRAH, NO!
I love assault marines


TO THAT POOR SPACE MARINE!?
Zerg Rushes EVERYWHERE


WE NEED SOME BACKUP HERE!
I love this crusade


OH FUCK, WE'RE GONNA DIE!
I hope it never ends




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DA YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




/tg/ Troll:
Sisters of Battle:


I love to shitpost!
I love to burn things


I love to laugh at you!
All heretics will die!


I love my porn dumps!
With many meltas


Nude elven slave wat du
And flamers they will fry,


I love the whole board!
I praise the emprah


And all its stupid threads!
New codex coming soon (?)




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Imperial Guard:
Inquisition:
 
I love to purge things
 
Burn each and every witch!


I love my lasgun
And for the xenos


I love the Commissar
Exterminatus bitch!


I love the xenos
We're inquisitors


And their blue tit -*BLAM*
They never expect us.




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Adeptus Mechanicus:
Games Workshop:


I love the Admech
I love more money


I love Machine Spirits
I love our cheap finecast


I love the Titans
I love the pricehikes


And taking S.T.C's
Stick balance up your ass


I love Omnissiah
I love you /tg/


And all the servitors
We'll milk more money yet




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BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




Nurgle:
Dark Eldar:


I love my cultists
I love your anus


I love to make disease
I love to torture you


I love my Isha
With many poisons


I love all the plague fleas
while dressed extremely lewd


I love concocting
I love hedonism


Disease and rank decay
I don't see what's to hate




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RPGfags:
Kroot:


I love my Shadowrun!
I love Tau money


I love my Pathfinder!
I love real special genes


I love to roll dem dice!
I love to go fight


I love my Spellbinder!
I love evolving things


I love the whole board!
I love this whole world


And all its players too!
And all its tastiness




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Slaneesh:
Guardsman and Tyranids:


I love all excess
I love the- OH SHIT


Excess is what I do
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?


Excesssive lettterrrsss
DID IT JUST- EMPRAH, NO!


Excessive rhyming too
TO THAT POOR SPACE MARINE!?


Excessive timing
WE NEED SOME BACKUP HERE!


Or meter, as some might like to refer to it
OH FUCK, WE'RE GONNA DIE!




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA  
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




Necrons:
/tg/ Troll:


...
I love to shitpost!


...
I love to laugh at you!


...
I love my porn dumps!


...
Nude elven slave wat du


...
I love the whole board!


...
And all its stupid threads!




(BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA)
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




Ahriman:
Imperial Guard:


I love my knowledge
I love my lasgun


I love ancient magic
I love the Commissar


I love the webway
I love the xenos


And how I walk right in
And their blue tit -*BLAM*


I love my legion


Sorry about that thing
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YACA
Adeptus Mechanicus:


I love the Admech


Genestealers:
I love Machine Spirits


I loved the emprah
I love the Titans


His word was highest law
And taking S.T.C's


I love the Hive Mind
I love Omnissiah


RIP AND TEAR with my claws
And all the servitors


I love my brood kin


New masters of Mankind!
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BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Nurgle:


I love my cultists


Abaddon:
I love to make disease


I love the Dark Gods
I love my Isha


I love my Black Crusades
I love all the plague fleas


I hate Ursarkar
I love concocting


the defeat that he evades!
Disease and rank decay
 
I will destroy that wretch!
 
Cadia will be mine!




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Kobold:
RPGfags:


I love the mining
I love my Shadowrun!


I love building the traps
I love my Pathfinder!


I love my brethren
I love to roll dem dice!


And our delightful yaps
I love my Spellbinder!


I love our dungeon
I love the whole board!


It's such a comfy place
And all its players too!




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Mary Sue:
Slaneesh:


I love myself duh
I love all excess


I love some people too,
Excess is what I do


But I am the best
Excesssive lettterrrsss


At every thing I do!
Excessive rhyming too


And you love me now
Excessive timing


Because I'm Mary Sue
Or meter, as some might like to refer to it




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA  




3.5 fag:
Necrons:


I love the templates
...


I love the easy rules
...


I love the flame wars
...


'Cause 4e is for fools!
...


I love 3.5
...


It is all that I play
...




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
(BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA)




Chaos Undivided:
Ahriman:


We love our mortals
I love my knowledge


We love our terror eye
I love ancient magic


We hate the corpse-god
I love the webway


But soon he too will die
And how I walk right in


We're undivided
I love my legion


We want your mind and soul
Sorry about that thing




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YACA




Fortress Dwarves:
Genestealers:


I love the mining
I loved the emprah


I love the sweet deathtraps
His word was highest law


I love plump helmets
I love the Hive Mind


And all those qt cats
RIP AND TEAR with my claws


I love my Armok
I love my brood kin


Blood for the God of Blood!
New masters of Mankind!




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I love my anvil
Abaddon:


I love my magma pools
I love the Dark Gods


I love to kill elves
I love my Black Crusades
 
I hate Ursarkar


'cuz fuck those knife-eared fools
the defeat that he evades!


I love my fortress
I will destroy that wretch!


and all the burning cats
Cadia will be mine!




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Pvt. Linda Redshirt and soldier:
Kobold:


"I hate this planet
I love the mining


I hate my whole platoon"
I love building the traps


"Look on the bright side
I love my brethren


At least the coffee's good"
And our delightful yaps


"That is the reason
I love our dungeon


I've yet to kill you all"
It's such a comfy place




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Failbaddon:
Mary Sue:


I love despoiling
I love myself duh


I love causing harm
I love some people too,


I love blaspheming
But I am the best


I love both my clawed ar-
At every thing I do!


That joke is so old
And you love me now


I fucking hate you all
Because I'm Mary Sue




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C. S. Goto:
3.5 fag:


I love my eldar
I love the templates


I love multilasers
I love the easy rules


I love... multilasers...
I love the flame wars


...
'Cause 4e is for fools!


...
I love 3.5


...
It is all that I play




MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




Generic Cyberpunk Soldier:
Chaos Undivided:


I love my corp, man
We love our mortals


I love the way they work
We love our terror eye


I love the fighting
We hate the corpse-god


And that I'll kill some jerk
But soon he too will die


I love cyberware
We're undivided


And all the 'punky things
We want your mind and soul




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Emprasque:
Fortress Dwarves:


I LOVE MY DOMAIN
I love the mining


I LOVE MY CHILDREN TOO
I love the sweet deathtraps


I HAVE TO SAVE IT
I love plump helmets


IT'S THE FIRST THING I DO
And all those qt cats


BUT I'M NOT A GOD
I love my Armok


PLEASE STOP WORSHIPING ME
Blood for the God of Blood!




BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA




Konrad Curze:
I love my anvil


I love the darkness
I love my magma pools


I love hunting my prey
I love to kill elves


I love my bat wings
'cuz fuck those knife-eared fools


They really don't look gay
I love my fortress


I love my raptors
and all the burning cats


But fuck the chaos gods


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA


Pvt. Linda Redshirt and soldier:


Marneus Calgar:
"I hate this planet


I love blue armor
I hate my whole platoon"


I love our powerfists
"Look on the bright side


I love the Codex
At least the coffee's good"


And all of its dictates
"That is the reason


I love avatars
I've yet to kill you all"
 
And smashing them to bits




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Xeno:
Failbaddon:


I love my scarabs
I love despoiling


I love my quiet friends
I love causing harm


I love this song too!
I love blaspheming


I hope it never ends!
I love both my clawed ar-


I love you /tg/
That joke is so old


Without you I'd be blue.
I fucking hate you all




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Monstergirl Fetishist:
C. S. Goto:


I love this fetish
I love my eldar


/tg/ has the best kinks
I love multilasers


Other boards just stare
I love... multilasers...


But who cares what they think?
...


I love this whole board
...


We're weirder than /d/
...




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS




Magnus the Red:
Generic Cyberpunk Soldier:


I crave all knowledge
I love my corp, man


I love my sorcery
I love the way they work


I love the Emprah
I love the fighting


I'm serving loyally
And that I'll kill some jerk


Watch out for Horus
I love cyberware


OH FUCK IT'S THE SPACE YIFFS
And all the 'punky things




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Trazyn the Infinite:
Emprasque:


I love my doubles
I LOVE MY DOMAIN


I love collecting things
I LOVE MY CHILDREN TOO


I love Valeria
I HAVE TO SAVE IT


I love the gifts she brings
IT'S THE FIRST THING I DO


I love the galaxy
BUT I'M NOT A GOD


and all its rarities
PLEASE STOP WORSHIPING ME




BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA




Konrad Curze:


/tg/:
I love the darkness


I love the writefags
I love hunting my prey


I love the RPGs
I love my bat wings


I love the troll threads
They really don't look gay


I love the energy
I love my raptors


I love the whole board
But fuck the chaos gods


It is the one for me


BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Marneus Calgar:


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
I love blue armor


I love our powerfists


I love the Codex


=== The False Emperor ===
And all of its dictates


(Spngebob Squarepants Theme)
I love avatars


Are ya ready cultists?
And smashing them to bits


(Ay ay master!)


I can't hear you!
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


(Ay ay master!!)


Xeno:


OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
I love my scarabs


I love my quiet friends


Who sits on the golden throne dead as can be?
I love this song too!


(The false Emperor!)
I hope it never ends!


No good, a weakling, a false god he be!
I love you /tg/


(The false Emperor!)
Without you I'd be blue.


If glory and power be sometime you wish!


(The false Emperor!)
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Then pledge to Nurgle or maybe Slaanesh!


The false Emperor!
Monstergirl Fetishist:


The false Emperor!
I love this fetish


The false Emp-eror!
/tg/ has the best kinks


=== The Twelve Days of Nidmas ===
Other boards just stare


On the first day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, a gargoyle on a spore tree.
But who cares what they think?


On the second day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, two biovores and gargoyle on a spore tree.
I love this whole board
 
We're weirder than /d/


On the third day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.


On the fourth day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoule on a spore tree.
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


On the fith day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.


On the sixth day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, Six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore, mines two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
Magnus the Red:


On the seventh day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
I crave all knowledge


On the eighth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leapind, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
I love my sorcery


On the ninth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
I love the Emprah


On the tenth day of nidmas the hivemind gave me, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
I'm serving loyally


On the eleventh day of nidmas the hiveming gave to me, eleven mawlocks digging, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
Watch out for Horus


On the twelth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, twelve zoanthropes zapping, eleven mawlocks digging, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
OH FUCK IT'S THE SPACE YIFFS


===Blood Bowl (to the tune of the theme from ''Coach'')===


Come on down and play some Blood Bowl<br>
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Get out your dice and have a roll<br>
Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know<br>
No matter what, you never know how it'll go


Let the blood lust consume your soul<br>
Performance enhancers take their toll<br>
Whether you win, whether you lose<br>
Whatever plays that you may choose<br>
All the fans want is Blood-<br>
-Bowl!


Down to the stadium we'll stroll<br>
Trazyn the Infinite:
To watch the Elves and Orks and Trolls<br>
As they all scramble for the goal<br>
While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes


So join us for every pass and throw<br>
I love my doubles
And every last bone breaking blow<br>
Every kick, every touchdown<br>
Violence and gore, round after round<br>
It's all right inside the Blood Bowl!


===The Call([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-HyYklN55U to the tune of of the song of the same name])===
I love collecting things


Echoes from the Istvaan<br>
I love Valeria
Great hammers will fall<br>
Under rocket torn skys all will<br>
Answer the call<br>


Strike from the sky<br>
I love the gifts she brings
Ravens of yore<br>
All faces turn now to war<br>


Lord of the ash<br>
I love the galaxy
Fight through crimson glow<br>
Wolves of the north<br>
Howl your cry's of the snow<br>
Knights of Angels dark<br>
Fight beside your brothers right<br>


Bring us the strength<br>
and all its rarities
Of metal and of Mars<br>
Heresy is rising!<br>


War will weather the souls of the lost<br>
Stand together whatever the cost<br>
Shields will falter and many will fall<br>
Time has come for us all<br>
To answer the call<br>


Pride of Inwit shore<br>
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Guard the Fortress of the king<br>
Children of Macragge<br>
May your bolter's eternally sing<br>
Lords of blooded sky's<br>
May your contrails burn bight<br>


Bring us the Skulls<br>
Of the hunted and slain<br>
Shadows darken the Imperium's lands<br>


War will weather the souls of the lost<br>
Stand together whatever the cost<br>
Shields will falter and many will fall<br>
Time has come for us all<br>
To answer the call<br>


White gold<br>
/tg/:
Burning sky<br>
(For the souls of the lost)<br>
Purify<br>


War will weather the souls of the lost<br>
I love the writefags
Stand together whatever the cost<br>
Shields will falter and many will fall<br>
Time has come for us all<br>
To answer the call<br>


===Amon Amarth: The Pursuit of Vikings===
I love the RPGs
The warming sun returns again,<br>
And melts away the snow,<br>
The Sea of Claws free from icy chains,<br>
Winter is letting go,<br>


Standing on the ocean's side,<br>
I love the troll threads
We can hear the waves,<br>
Calling us out with tides,<br>
To sail into our fate,<br>


KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br>
I love the energy
Our axes, spears and swords!<br>
Guide us through storms that whip,<br>
And in brutal WAR!<br>


Our ships await us by the shore,<br>
I love the whole board
Time has come to leave,<br>
Our country, families and homes,<br>
For glory in setting south to torch,<br>


Some of us wont return,<br>
It is the one for me
But that wont bring us down,<br>
Our fate lies written in the web,<br>
Woven by the Raven God,<br>


A thrall is sacrificed,<br>
Across the longship's bow,<br>
And as we set our sails,<br>
The Winds of Chaos begin to blow,<br>


It carries out to sea,<br>
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
With waking dreams of slaughter and pride,<br>
And glorious all will be,<br>
That with sword in hand will die!<br>


KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br>
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Our axes, spears and swords!<br>
Guide us through storms that whip,<br>
And in brutal WAR!<br>


KHORNE! Guide our ships!<br>
BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
Our axes, spears and swords!<br>
Guide us through storms that whip,<br>
And in brutal WAR!<br>


===Amon Amarth: Valhalla Awaits Me===
Blood gushes from the wound,<br>
The cut is wide and deep,<br>
Right before he turns around,<br>
He falls to his knees<br>


A clear song rings in the blade,<br>
As steel meets hardened steel,<br>
I hear the sound of shattered wood,<br>
A sword cuts through my shield,<br>


I drop the shield and grab my axe,<br>
=== The False Emperor ===
A weapon in each hand,<br>
A clear blow makes the helmet crack,<br>
My axe cuts to the teeth!<br>
I rip the axe from his skull,<br>
Covered in blood and gore,<br>
Leave the body lying dead,<br>
Ready to kill some more,<br>


My sword carves through flesh and bone,<br>
(Spngebob Squarepants Theme)
Like a hot knife cuts through snow,<br>
I smile when the bastard screams,<br>
When I twist my sword,<br>


SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br>
Are ya ready cultists?
AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
SOON! I WILL DIE!<br>


SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br>
(Ay ay master!)
AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
SOON! I WILL DIE!<br>


BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!<br>
I can't hear you!
WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!<br>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
WHEN I'M DEAD!<br>


I raise my axe up above my head,<br>
(Ay ay master!!)
My eyes stare in furious rage,<br>
Yet more blood will be shed,<br>
This is a victorious day!<br>


Blood gushes from the wound,<br>
The cut is wide and deep,<br>
Right before I turn around,<br>
I fall to my knees,<br>


SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br>
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
SOON, I WILL DIE!<br>


SWORD! IN MY HAND!<br>
AXE! ON MY SIDE!<br>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
SOON, I WILL DIE!<br>


BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!<br>
Who sits on the golden throne dead as can be?
WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!<br>
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!<br>
WHEN I'M DEAD!<br>


===Horrible Histories: LITERALLY! (The Viking Song)===
(The false Emperor!)
Valkia the Bloody:<br>
Was the summer of Sigmarzeit 2293,<br>
When we sailed 'cross the great north sea,<br>


Norscan Marauder:<br>
No good, a weakling, a false god he be!
Twin-tailed comet trailing 'cross the skies that night,<br>
Ya should have known somethin' wasn't right,<br>


Valkia the Bloody:<br>
(The false Emperor!)
We arrived 'pon the Nordland shore,<br>
And you offered friendship,<br>
But we'd rather kill you for Khorne,<br>
Yes, kill you for Khorne, woah, woah!<br>


Chorus:<br>
If glory and power be sometime you wish!
WE'RE TEARING UP THIS PLACE TONIGHT!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
WE'E GONNA SET THIS LITTLE PROVINCE ALIGHT!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>


Valkia the Bloody:<br>
(The false Emperor!)
We'll kill and steal,<br>
Burn and drink,<br>
'Cause us Norscans don't care what you think,<br>
Woah, woah, woah!<br>


Valkia and Marauder:<br>
Then pledge to Nurgle or maybe Slaanesh!
Let us in, wont you please?<br>
 
We're here to raid your Count's cities,<br>
The false Emperor!
We're primed and ready to attack,<br>
 
And we love how southlings try vainly to fight back,<br>
The false Emperor!
You'll die or become a slave to me,<br>
 
Though at times our slaves get chucked into the sea,<br>
The false Emp-eror!
When the boat's heavy, yeah, yeah!<br>
 
=== The Twelve Days of Nidmas ===
 
On the first day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, a gargoyle on a spore tree.


Chorus:<br>
On the second day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, two biovores and gargoyle on a spore tree.
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
ITS GONNA END UP ON KHORNE'S THRONE IN THE END!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>


Valkia the Bloody:<br>
On the third day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
And I'll drink a toast from your skull,<br>
'Cause we're Norscans!<br>
That's how we roll!<br>
Woah, woah, woah,<br>


Valkia: Play that axe, Ragnar!<br>
On the fourth day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoule on a spore tree.


guitar solo*<br>
On the fith day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.


Chorus:<br>
On the sixth day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, Six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore, mines two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
WE'RE GONNA PAINT THE WHOLE TOWN RED!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
WITH THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>


Valkia:<br>
On the seventh day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
We'll kill you and take all you own,<br>
Get on our ships, go back home,<br>
Woah woah woah,<br>
We're goin' home,<br>
Woah, woah, woah,<br>
We're goin' home...<br>


===Monorail (the simpsons)===
On the eighth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leapind, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
*Crpytek: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
*Like a genuine,  
*Bona fide,  
*Electrified,  
*Six-gun
*Monolith!
*What'd I say?
*Necron 2xh5: Monolith!
*Crpytek: What's it called?
*Necron 45rg + 55rg: Monolith!
*Crpytek: That's right! Monolith!
*[crowd chants `Monolith softly and rhythmically]
*Necron 6h45: I hear those things are awfully loud...
*Crpytek: It glides as softly as a cloud.
*Necron h744: Is there a chance the track could bend?
*Crpytek: Not on your life, my flayed friend.  
*Necron kr86: What about us brain-dead slobs?
*Crpytek: You'll be given cushy jobs.
*Necron 7j4f: Were you sent here by the devil?
*Crpytek: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
*Necron j68g: The trigger came off my tesla gun.
*Crpytek: Take my guass blaster, my good man.
*I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
*Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
*All: Monolith!
*Crpytek: What's it called?
*All: Monolith!
*Crpytek: Once again...
*All: Monolith!
*Homverlady: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
*Lord: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
*All: Monolith!
*Monolith!
*Monolith!
*[big finish]
*Monolith!
*Homverlord: Mono... D'oh!
!!'


===Men of Cadia(Men of Harlech)===
On the ninth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
Tongues of fire from The Eye flaring,<br>
news of Chaos near declaring,<br>
to heroic deeds of daring,<br>
call you Cadians<br>


Groans of wounded civies dying,<br>
On the tenth day of nidmas the hivemind gave me, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
wails of 'tillery shrapnel flying,<br>
others in their fox-holes crying,<br>
for you Cadians<br>


Shall the Warp winds wailing<br>
On the eleventh day of nidmas the hiveming gave to me, eleven mawlocks digging, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
now be unavailing<br>
to us who have never yet<br>
in battles hour were failing<br>


This our answer guns are pouring<br>
On the twelth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, twelve zoanthropes zapping, eleven mawlocks digging, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.
swift as winter torrents roaring<br>
not in vain their vox imploring<br>
calls on Cadians<br>


Loud the Commissars are shouting<br>
===The Call([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-HyYklN55U to the tune of of the song of the same name])===
every manly heart is bounding<br>
as our colonel we surrounding<br>
march we Cadians<br>


Short the sleep the Traitors taking<br>
Echoes from the Istvaan<br>
ere the morrows dawn is breaking<br>
Great hammers will fall<br>
they shall have a rude awakening<br>
Under rocket torn skys all will<br>
roused by Cadians.<br>
Answer the call<br>


Gov'ner cease your weeping<br>
Strike from the sky<br>
Calm may be your sleeping,<br>
Ravens of yore<br>
your planet in safety now<br>
All faces turn now to war<br>
The Cadians are keeping.<br>


Ere the Emprah high in heaven<br>
Lord of the ash<br>
Alien and mutie, panic riven,<br>
Fight through crimson glow<br>
shall like Heretic sheep be driven<br>
Wolves of the north<br>
far, by, Ca-di-ans.<br>
Howl your cry's of the snow<br>
Knights of Angels dark<br>
Fight beside your brothers right<br>


===Turisas: The March of the Imperial Guard (The March of the Varagian Guard)===
Bring us the strength<br>
The sun rose ove the wasteland<br>
Of metal and of Mars<br>
As far as the eye can see<br>
Heresy is rising!<br>
Regiments fill the vast waste plains of this world<br>
It's avian predators jeering at me<br>


But they can circle until they drop dead<br>
War will weather the souls of the lost<br>
I have not come this far<br>
Stand together whatever the cost<br>
To end, but to pursure my own thread<br>
Shields will falter and many will fall<br>
To join the Imperial Guard!<br>
Time has come for us all<br>
To answer the call<br>


Guards of glory and of might<br>
Pride of Inwit shore<br>
Hard as steel and strong as brass<br>
Guard the Fortress of the king<br>
Flies our banners as we march<br>
Children of Macragge<br>
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br>
May your bolter's eternally sing<br>
Lords of blooded sky's<br>
May your contrails burn bight<br>


There's men of Cadia and Valhalla<br>
Bring us the Skulls<br>
A few of Tallarn<br>
Of the hunted and slain<br>
Men simply searching for glamour<br>
Shadows darken the Imperium's lands<br>
Some concealing their royal descent<br>


The Emperor's hammer they have aptly named us<br>
War will weather the souls of the lost<br>
All we've come from afar<br>
Stand together whatever the cost<br>
Diversity is what unites us<br>
Shields will falter and many will fall<br>
We are the Imperial Guard!<br>
Time has come for us all<br>
To answer the call<br>


Guards of glory and of might<br>
White gold<br>
Hard as steel and strong as brass<br>
Burning sky<br>
Flies our banners as we march<br>
(For the souls of the lost)<br>
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br>
Purify<br>


Eastern Fringe, Segmentum Ultima<br>
War will weather the souls of the lost<br>
In the 41st millenium of the imperial date.<br>
Stand together whatever the cost<br>
Shields will falter and many will fall<br>
Time has come for us all<br>
To answer the call<br>


To the Ghoul Stars and beyond<br>
This is where Segmentum Command have us sent<br>
For fame and for gold<br>
We once set the warp for these worlds unknown<br>


Guards of glory and of might<br>
Hard as steel and strong as brass<br>
Flies our banners as we march<br>
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br>


===Grand Gathas Of Tzeentch (Grand Gathas Of Baal Sin)===
===Horrible Histories: LITERALLY! (The Viking Song)===
Valkia the Bloody:<br>
Was the summer of Sigmarzeit 2293,<br>
When we sailed 'cross the great north sea,<br>


GRAND TZEENTCH, BRINGERS OF MAGICK!<br>
Norscan Marauder:<br>
Twin-tailed comet trailing 'cross the skies that night,<br>
Ya should have known somethin' wasn't right,<br>


Grand Tzeentch, bringer of magick<br>
Valkia the Bloody:<br>
Stun the norm, sublime ideas<br>
We arrived 'pon the Nordland shore,<br>
Builders of restless towers<br>
And you offered friendship,<br>
They grow to reach the Immaterium<br>
But we'd rather kill you for Khorne,<br>
Yes, kill you for Khorne, woah, woah!<br>


NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br>
Chorus:<br>
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br>
WE'RE TEARING UP THIS PLACE TONIGHT!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
WE'E GONNA SET THIS LITTLE PROVINCE ALIGHT!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>


Reconstruction of the golden age<br>
Valkia the Bloody:<br>
Guided by winged feathered sages<br>
We'll kill and steal,<br>  
Metaphoric mirage of the ideal<br>
Burn and drink,<br>
Materialize the spoken word<br>
'Cause us Norscans don't care what you think,<br>
Woah, woah, woah!<br>


NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br>
Valkia and Marauder:<br>
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br>
Let us in, wont you please?<br>
We're here to raid your Count's cities,<br>
We're primed and ready to attack,<br>
And we love how southlings try vainly to fight back,<br>
You'll die or become a slave to me,<br>
Though at times our slaves get chucked into the sea,<br>
When the boat's heavy, yeah, yeah!<br>


Under the eye of Magnus<br>
Chorus:<br>
And all the wise<br>
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND!<br>
All the lords of changes<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
With their liquid souls we're baptized<br>
ITS GONNA END UP ON KHORNE'S THRONE IN THE END!<br>
Tzeentch!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
Caliphates of the truth<br>
Ahriman fee ein Il'adoo<br>


Polymaths are the ones who question<br>
Valkia the Bloody:<br>
Polymaths are the ones who hear<br>
And I'll drink a toast from your skull,<br>
Immaterium voices scream<br>
'Cause we're Norscans!<br>
Awake and march to the next domain<br>
That's how we roll!<br>
Woah, woah, woah,<br>


Under the eye of Magnus<br>
Valkia: Play that axe, Ragnar!<br>
And all the wise<br>
All the lords of change<br>
We're baptized with their liquid souls<br>


Bringers of shadows<br>
guitar solo*<br>
Shun the mask<br>
That mask the illusion of the mass<br>


Grand Tzeentch, bringer of magick<br>
Chorus:<br>
Stun the norm, sublime ideas<br>
WE'RE GONNA PAINT THE WHOLE TOWN RED!<br>
Builders of restless towers<br>
LITERALLY!<br>
They grow to reach the immaterium<br>
WITH THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD!<br>
LITERALLY!<br>


NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br>
Valkia:<br>
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br>
We'll kill you and take all you own,<br>
Get on our ships, go back home,<br>
Woah woah woah,<br>
We're goin' home,<br>
Woah, woah, woah,<br>
We're goin' home...<br>


Magnus!<br>
===Monorail (the simpsons)===
Tzeentch!<br>
*Crpytek: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
*Like a genuine,
*Bona fide,
*Electrified,
*Six-gun
*Monolith!
*What'd I say?
*Necron 2xh5: Monolith!
*Crpytek: What's it called?
*Necron 45rg + 55rg: Monolith!
*Crpytek: That's right! Monolith!
*[crowd chants `Monolith softly and rhythmically]
*Necron 6h45: I hear those things are awfully loud...
*Crpytek: It glides as softly as a cloud.
*Necron h744: Is there a chance the track could bend?
*Crpytek: Not on your life, my flayed friend.
*Necron kr86: What about us brain-dead slobs?
*Crpytek: You'll be given cushy jobs.
*Necron 7j4f: Were you sent here by the devil?
*Crpytek: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
*Necron j68g: The trigger came off my tesla gun.
*Crpytek: Take my guass blaster, my good man.
*I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
*Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
*All: Monolith!
*Crpytek: What's it called?
*All: Monolith!
*Crpytek: Once again...
*All: Monolith!
*Homverlady: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
*Lord: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
*All: Monolith!  
*Monolith!
*Monolith!
*[big finish]
*Monolith!
*Homverlord: Mono... D'oh!
!!'


===You Win or You Die (game of throne theme song)===
===Men of Cadia(Men of Harlech)===
The Eagle grasps what it can to preserve it's peace.
Tongues of fire from The Eye flaring,<br>
news of Chaos near declaring,<br>
to heroic deeds of daring,<br>
call you Cadians<br>


The Dragon consumes all before it in the East,
Groans of wounded civies dying,<br>
wails of 'tillery shrapnel flying,<br>
others in their fox-holes crying,<br>
for you Cadians<br>


(Chorus)
Shall the Warp winds wailing<br>
now be unavailing<br>
to us who have never yet<br>
in battles hour were failing<br>


A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,
This our answer guns are pouring<br>
swift as winter torrents roaring<br>
not in vain their vox imploring<br>
calls on Cadians<br>


A galaxy laced in lies,
Loud the Commissars are shouting<br>
every manly heart is bounding<br>
as our colonel we surrounding<br>
march we Cadians<br>


You win or you die,
Short the sleep the Traitors taking<br>
ere the morrows dawn is breaking<br>
they shall have a rude awakening<br>
roused by Cadians.<br>


The Four bides there time in the great eye,
Gov'ner cease your weeping<br>
Calm may be your sleeping,<br>
your planet in safety now<br>
The Cadians are keeping.<br>


The Daughters must pay the warriors toll,
Ere the Emprah high in heaven<br>
Alien and mutie, panic riven,<br>
shall like Heretic sheep be driven<br>
far, by, Ca-di-ans.<br>


(Chorus)
===Turisas: The March of the Imperial Guard (The March of the Varagian Guard)===
The sun rose ove the wasteland<br>
As far as the eye can see<br>
Regiments fill the vast waste plains of this world<br>
It's avian predators jeering at me<br>


A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,
But they can circle until they drop dead<br>
I have not come this far<br>
To end, but to pursure my own thread<br>
To join the Imperial Guard!<br>


A galaxy laced in lies,  
Guards of glory and of might<br>
Hard as steel and strong as brass<br>
Flies our banners as we march<br>
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br>


You win or you die,
There's men of Cadia and Valhalla<br>
A few of Tallarn<br>
Men simply searching for glamour<br>
Some concealing their royal descent<br>


The ancients seek for purpose among there ruins
The Emperor's hammer they have aptly named us<br>
 
All we've come from afar<br>
The youngest, await for there time to rise
Diversity is what unites us<br>
We are the Imperial Guard!<br>


(Chorus)
Guards of glory and of might<br>
Hard as steel and strong as brass<br>
Flies our banners as we march<br>
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br>


A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,
Eastern Fringe, Segmentum Ultima<br>
In the 41st millenium of the imperial date.<br>


A galaxy laced in lies,
To the Ghoul Stars and beyond<br>
This is where Segmentum Command have us sent<br>
For fame and for gold<br>
We once set the warp for these worlds unknown<br>


You win or you die
Guards of glory and of might<br>
Hard as steel and strong as brass<br>
Flies our banners as we march<br>
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind<br>


===Grand Gathas Of Tzeentch (Grand Gathas Of Baal Sin)===


GRAND TZEENTCH, BRINGERS OF MAGICK!<br>


Grand Tzeentch, bringer of magick<br>
Stun the norm, sublime ideas<br>
Builders of restless towers<br>
They grow to reach the Immaterium<br>


NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br>
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br>


===What a wondaful Waaagh - Loys Armstronk===
Reconstruction of the golden age<br>
[[File:LoysArmstronk.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Loys Armstronk]]
Guided by winged feathered sages<br>
Metaphoric mirage of the ideal<br>
Materialize the spoken word<br>


Oi see boyz of green,<br>
NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br>
red wartrukks too.<br>
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br>
'umies go 'boom'<br>
for me an' you.<br>
An' I fink to myself:<br>
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br>


Oi see Marines of blue<br>
Under the eye of Magnus<br>
an' bikes of white.<br>
And all the wise<br>
Those beakie boyz they<br>
All the lords of changes<br>
sure know 'ow to fight.<br>
With their liquid souls we're baptized<br>
An' I fink to myself:<br>
Tzeentch!<br>
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br>
Caliphates of the truth<br>
Ahriman fee ein Il'adoo<br>


Our stormboyz and deffkoptas,<br>
Polymaths are the ones who question<br>
so orky in da sky,<br>
Polymaths are the ones who hear<br>
blast away da faces<br>
Immaterium voices scream<br>
of humies goin' by.<br>
Awake and march to the next domain<br>
Oi see gits dyin' and sayin':<br>
 
'Wot do we do?'<br>
Under the eye of Magnus<br>
And then they's all sayin:<br>
And all the wise<br>
'Oh, I'm froo.'<br>
All the lords of change<br>
We're baptized with their liquid souls<br>


I hear panzees cry,<br>
Bringers of shadows<br>
I watch 'em explode.<br>
Shun the mask<br>
They'll fight no more<br>
That mask the illusion of the mass<br>
'cuz they wuz too slow.<br>
Then I fink to myself:<br>
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br>


Yes, I fink to myself:<br>
Grand Tzeentch, bringer of magick<br>
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br>
Stun the norm, sublime ideas<br>
Builders of restless towers<br>
They grow to reach the immaterium<br>


NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok<br>
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant<br>


===Heil dir im Siegerkranz - Anthem of the German Empire===
Magnus!<br>
[[File:Wilhelm2.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Like the Emperor had an ancient German cousin...]]
Tzeentch!<br>


===You Win or You Die (game of throne theme song)===
The Eagle grasps what it can to preserve it's peace.


'''German'''<br>
The Dragon consumes all before it in the East,


Heil dir im Siegerkranz,<br>
(Chorus)
Herrscher des Vaterlands!<br>
Heil, Kaiser, dir!<br>
Fühl in des Thrones Glanz<br>
Die hohe Wonne ganz,<br>
Liebling des Volks zu sein!<br>
Heil Kaiser, dir!<br><br>


Nicht Roß’, nicht Reisige<br>
A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,
Sichern die steile Höh',<br>
Wo Fürsten steh'n<br>
Liebe des Vaterlands,<br>
Liebe des freien Manns<br>
Gründen den Herrscherthron<br>
Wie Fels im Meer.<br><br>


Heilige Flamme, glüh',<br>
A galaxy laced in lies,  
Glüh' und erlösche nie<br>
Fürs Vaterland!<br>
Wir alle stehen dann<br>
Mutig für einen Mann<br>
Kämpfen und bluten gern<br>
Für Thron und Reich!<br><br>


Handel und Wissenschaft<br>
You win or you die,  
Heben mit Mut und Kraft<br>
Ihr Haupt empor!<br>
Krieger- und Heldentat<br>
Finden ihr Lorbeerblatt<br>
Treu aufgehoben dort,<br>
An deinem Thron!<br><br>


Sei, Kaiser Wilhelm, hier<br>
The Four bides there time in the great eye,
Lang' deines Volkes Zier,<br>
Der Menschheit Stolz!<br>
Fühl' in des Thrones Glanz,<br>
Die hohe Wonne ganz,<br>
Liebling des Volks zu sein!<br>
Heil, Kaiser, dir!


The Daughters must pay the warriors toll,


'''Adepted version in English to suit the Imperium''' <br>
(Chorus)


Hail to thee in victor's crown,<br>
A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,
Ruler of the fatherland!<br>
Hail to thee, Emperor!<br>
Feel in the throne's splendor<br>
The high ecstasy in full<br>
To be darling of thy people!<br>
Hail to thee, Emperor!<br><br>


Neither steed nor mounted knight<br>
A galaxy laced in lies,  
Secure the towering height,<br>
Where princes stand:<br>
Love of the fatherland,<br>
Love of the free man,<br>
Create the ruler's throne<br>
Like crags at sea.<br><br>


Holy flame, glow,<br>
You win or you die,  
Glow and expire not<br>
For the fatherland!<br>
Then we all stand<br>
Valiant for one man<br>
Gladly fighting and bleeding<br>
For throne and empire!<br><br>


Service and faith<br>
The ancients seek for purpose among there ruins
Hoist with courage and strength<br>
Their chief aloft.<br>
Warriors' and heroes' deeds<br>
Find their laurel leaves<br>
Faithfully preserved<br>
Upon thy throne!<br><br>


Forever continuing to bloom<br>
The youngest, await for there time to rise
Our flag may wave boldly<br>
On the high seas!<br>
Ha, how proud and majestic<br>
Casts over land and sea<br>
Widely the German eagle<br>
Its flaming gaze.<br><br>


Be, Emperor, here<br>
(Chorus)
Thy people's ornament for many a year<br>
Humanity's pride!<br>
Feel in the throne's splendor,<br>
The high ecstasy in full<br>
To be darling of thy people!<br>
Hail to thee, Emperor!<br>


===Mr. Preacher Man===
A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,


It's nine o'clock on St.Sabat's day<br>
A galaxy laced in lies,
The regular crowd shuffles in<br>
There's a veteran sitting next to me<br>
Makin' love to his Gorsk White Gyn<br><br>


He says, "Son can you play me a memory<br>
You win or you die
I'm not really sure how it goes,<br>
But it's sad and it's sweet<br>
And I knew it complete<br>
When I wore the comissariat’s clothes"<br><br>


La la la, di da da<br>
La la, di da da da dum<br><br>


Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br>
preach us the gospel tonight<br>
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br>
And you've got us feeling alright<br><br>


Now John at the bar is a friend of mine<br>
He gets me amasec for free<br>
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke<br>
But there's someplace that he'd rather be<br><br>


He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"<br>
As a smile ran away from his face<br>
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a Baneblade man<br>
If I could get out of this place"<br><br>


Oh, la la la, di da da<br>
===What a wondaful Waaagh - Loys Armstronk===
La la, di da da da dum<br><br>
[[File:LoysArmstronk.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Loys Armstronk]]


Now Paul is a war logs archivist<br>
Oi see boyz of green,<br>
Who never had time for a wife<br>
red wartrukks too.<br>
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy<br>
'umies go 'boom'<br>
And probably will be for life<br><br>
for me an' you.<br>
An' I fink to myself:<br>
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br>


And the servitor's praising Astartes<br>
Oi see Marines of blue<br>
As the vostroyans slowly get stoned,<br>
an' bikes of white.<br>
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness<br>
Those beakie boyz they<br>
But it's better than drinking alone!<br><br>
sure know 'ow to fight.<br>
An' I fink to myself:<br>
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br>


Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br>
Our stormboyz and deffkoptas,<br>
Preach us the gospel tonight<br>
so orky in da sky,<br>
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br>
blast away da faces<br>
And you've got us feeling alright<br><br>
of humies goin' by.<br>
Oi see gits dyin' and sayin':<br>
'Wot do we do?'<br>
And then they's all sayin:<br>
'Oh, I'm froo.'<br>


It's a pretty good crowd for St.Sabat’s day<br>
I hear panzees cry,<br>
And the magos gives me a smile<br>
I watch 'em explode.<br>
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see<br>
They'll fight no more<br>
To forget about life for a while<br><br>
'cuz they wuz too slow.<br>
Then I fink to myself:<br>
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br>


And the vox-caster sounds like a carnival<br>
Yes, I fink to myself:<br>
And the microphone smells like a seal<br>
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.<br>
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar<br>
And say "Man what are you doing here?"<br><br>


Oh, la la la, di da da<br>
La la, di da da da dum<br><br>


Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br>
===Heil dir im Siegerkranz - Anthem of the German Empire===
Preach us the gospel tonight<br>
[[File:Wilhelm2.jpg|300px|right|thumb|Like the Emperor had an ancient German cousin...]]
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br>
And you've got us feeling alright<br>


===Chaotic Terror (Accept: Teutonic Terror - Khorne Edition)===


Back to the frontlines, back at the night<br>
'''German'''<br>
Evil marauders back in the lights<br>
Back for the slaughter, the fuel of the flames<br>
The roar of the thunder, back in the game<br>
Storming the strongholds, swords in the air<br>
Killing Astartes in their own lair<br>
Lighting the thorches, setting the stage<br>
You get what you ask for... right in the face<br><br>


Six string chainswords<br>
Heil dir im Siegerkranz,<br>
And screams in the night<br>
Herrscher des Vaterlands!<br>
War clubs pounding<br>
Heil, Kaiser, dir!<br>
Living just for the fight<br><br>
Fühl in des Thrones Glanz<br>
Die hohe Wonne ganz,<br>
Liebling des Volks zu sein!<br>
Heil Kaiser, dir!<br><br>


So we drive, thru the night<br>
Nicht Roß’, nicht Reisige<br>
With the howling wind at our backs<br>
Sichern die steile Höh',<br>
Riding on Chaotic Terror<br>
Wo Fürsten steh'n<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
Liebe des Vaterlands,<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br>
Liebe des freien Manns<br>
Gründen den Herrscherthron<br>
Wie Fels im Meer.<br><br>


String up the razors, sharpen the blades<br>
Heilige Flamme, glüh',<br>
Tighten the skins up, no one escapes<br>
Glüh' und erlösche nie<br>
Crack up the grindstone, load up to sleds<br>
Fürs Vaterland!<br>
Saddle the Juggers, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!<br><br>
Wir alle stehen dann<br>
Mutig für einen Mann<br>
Kämpfen und bluten gern<br>
Für Thron und Reich!<br><br>


Six string chainswords<br>
Handel und Wissenschaft<br>
And screams in the night<br>
Heben mit Mut und Kraft<br>
War clubs pounding<br>
Ihr Haupt empor!<br>
Living just for the fight<br><br>
Krieger- und Heldentat<br>
Finden ihr Lorbeerblatt<br>
Treu aufgehoben dort,<br>
An deinem Thron!<br><br>


So we drive, thru the night<br>
Sei, Kaiser Wilhelm, hier<br>
With the howling wind at our backs<br>
Lang' deines Volkes Zier,<br>
Riding on Chaotic Terror<br>
Der Menschheit Stolz!<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
Fühl' in des Thrones Glanz,<br>
For the roar of the crowd<br>
Die hohe Wonne ganz,<br>
For the raging frontal attack<br>
Liebling des Volks zu sein!<br>
Delivering the Chaotic Terror<br>
Heil, Kaiser, dir!
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br>


''guitar solo''<br><br>


Six string chainswords<br>
'''Adepted version in English to suit the Imperium''' <br>
And screams in the night<br>
War clubs pounding<br>
Living just for the fight<br><br>


So we drive, thru the night<br>
Hail to thee in victor's crown,<br>
With the howling wind at our backs<br>
Ruler of the fatherland!<br>
Riding on Chaotic Terror<br>
Hail to thee, Emperor!<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
Feel in the throne's splendor<br>
For the roar of the crowd<br>
The high ecstasy in full<br>
For the raging frontal attack<br>
To be darling of thy people!<br>
Delivering the Chaotic Terror<br>
Hail to thee, Emperor!<br><br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br>


===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s Through fire and flames - Farsight Enclaves]===
Neither steed nor mounted knight<br>
On a cold winter morning<br>
Secure the towering height,<br>
In the time before the light<br>
Where princes stand:<br>
In flames of dead Ethereal's reign<br>
Love of the fatherland,<br>
Deepstrike towards the fight<br>
Love of the free man,<br>
Create the ruler's throne<br>
Like crags at sea.<br><br>


When the darkness has fallen down<br>
Holy flame, glow,<br>
and the times are tough alright<br>
Glow and expire not<br>
The sound of evil laughter falls<br>
For the fatherland!<br>
on Agrellan tonight<br>
Then we all stand<br>
Valiant for one man<br>
Gladly fighting and bleeding<br>
For throne and empire!<br><br>


Fighting hard, Crisis against steel<br>
Service and faith<br>
Through the wastelands evermore<br>
Hoist with courage and strength<br>
The scattered souls will feel the hell<br>
Their chief aloft.<br>
Exterminatus on this world<br>
Warriors' and heroes' deeds<br>
Find their laurel leaves<br>
Faithfully preserved<br>
Upon thy throne!<br><br>


On the blackest plains in Hell's domain<br>
Forever continuing to bloom<br>
We watch them as they go<br>
Our flag may wave boldly<br>
Through the fire and pain and once again we know!<br>
On the high seas!<br>
Ha, how proud and majestic<br>
Casts over land and sea<br>
Widely the German eagle<br>
Its flaming gaze.<br><br>


So now we fly ever free<br>
Be, Emperor, here<br>
We're free before the firestorm<br>
Thy people's ornament for many a year<br>
On towards the Enclaves<br>
Humanity's pride!<br>
Our quest carries on<br>
Feel in the throne's splendor,<br>
The high ecstasy in full<br>
To be darling of thy people!<br>
Hail to thee, Emperor!<br>


Far beyond Shadowsun<br>
===Mr. Preacher Man===
Far beyond the Ethereals<br>
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!<br>


So far away we wait for the day<br>
It's nine o'clock on St.Sabat's day<br>
For the lives all so wasted and gone<br>
The regular crowd shuffles in<br>
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br>
There's a veteran sitting next to me<br>
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br>
Makin' love to his Gorsk White Gyn<br><br>


As the red day is dawning<br>
He says, "Son can you play me a memory<br>
And our jetpacks crack the sky<br>
I'm not really sure how it goes,<br>
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above<br>
But it's sad and it's sweet<br>
With resentment in their eyes<br>
And I knew it complete<br>
When I wore the comissariat’s clothes"<br><br>


Jetting back through the midmorning light<br>
La la la, di da da<br>
there's a burning in my heart<br>
La la, di da da da dum<br><br>
We're banished forever from the Tau empire<br>
To a life beyond the stars<br>


In your darkest dreams see to believe<br>
Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br>
Our destiny is time<br>
preach us the gospel tonight<br>
From the Ethereals we'll be free tonight!<br>
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br>
And you've got us feeling alright<br><br>


And on the wings of a dream<br>
Now John at the bar is a friend of mine<br>
So far beyond Damocles Gulf<br>
He gets me amasec for free<br>
All alone in desperation<br>
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke<br>
Now the time has gone<br>
But there's someplace that he'd rather be<br><br>
 
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"<br>
As a smile ran away from his face<br>
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a Baneblade man<br>
If I could get out of this place"<br><br>


Lost inside you'll never find<br>
Oh, la la la, di da da<br>
Lost within Farsight's mind<br>
La la, di da da da dum<br><br>
Day after day this exile must go on!<br>


So far away we wait for the day<br>
Now Paul is a war logs archivist<br>
For the lives all so wasted and gone<br>
Who never had time for a wife<br>
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br>
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy<br>
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br>
And probably will be for life<br><br>


[guitar solo]
And the servitor's praising Astartes<br>
As the vostroyans slowly get stoned,<br>
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness<br>
But it's better than drinking alone!<br><br>


Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oah,who-o-o-o-oah!<br>
Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br>
Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oa,who-o-o-o-oah!<br>
Preach us the gospel tonight<br>
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br>
And you've got us feeling alright<br><br>


[guitar solo]
It's a pretty good crowd for St.Sabat’s day<br>
And the magos gives me a smile<br>
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see<br>
To forget about life for a while<br><br>


Now here we stand with their blood on our hands<br>
And the vox-caster sounds like a carnival<br>
We fought so hard, now can we understand<br>
And the microphone smells like a seal<br>
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can<br>
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar<br>
For freedom of e-very Tau!<br>
And say "Man what are you doing here?"<br><br>


So far away we wait for the day<br>
Oh, la la la, di da da<br>
For the lives all so wasted and gone<br>
La la, di da da da dum<br><br>
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br>
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br>


Sing us a song you're the preacher man<br>
Preach us the gospel tonight<br>
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity<br>
And you've got us feeling alright<br>


===Powerwolf - Amen and Attack===
===Chaotic Terror (Accept: Teutonic Terror - Khorne Edition)===


In nomine veritas<br>
Back to the frontlines, back at the night<br>
In nomine filii et patris<br>
Evil marauders back in the lights<br>
In nomine veritas<br>
Back for the slaughter, the fuel of the flames<br>
Et sanctus <br>
The roar of the thunder, back in the game<br>
Amen and Attack<br>
Storming the strongholds, swords in the air<br>
Killing Astartes in their own lair<br>
Lighting the thorches, setting the stage<br>
You get what you ask for... right in the face<br><br>


Stand your ground against the storm
Six string chainswords<br>
And honor those who've died<br>
And screams in the night<br>
Eins zwei amen & attack<br>
War clubs pounding<br>
Army of the Emp’ror sworn<br>
Living just for the fight<br><br>
Defenders of the right<br>
Drei vier - amen & attack<br>


When the night is cold and black<br>
So we drive, thru the night<br>
We sing amen & attack<br>
With the howling wind at our backs<br>
And we lead the storm of the wild<br>
Riding on Chaotic Terror<br>
With our comrades at our backs<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
Scream it! Amen & attack<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br>
And we fight with God on our side<br>
Amen & attack<br>
Amen & attack<br>


Send the daemons from this world<br>
String up the razors, sharpen the blades<br>
No place where they can hide<br>
Tighten the skins up, no one escapes<br>
Eins zwei amen & attack<br>
Crack up the grindstone, load up to sleds<br>
Make them pray or make them pay<br>
Saddle the Juggers, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!<br><br>
It's time to stand and fight<br>
Drei vier - amen & attack<br>


When the night is cold and black<br>
Six string chainswords<br>
We sing amen & attack<br>
And screams in the night<br>
And we lead the storm of the wild<br>
War clubs pounding<br>
With our comrades at our backs<br>
Living just for the fight<br><br>
Scream it! Amen & attack<br>
And we fight with god on our side<br>
Amen & attack<br>
Amen & attack<br>


So we drive, thru the night<br>
With the howling wind at our backs<br>
Riding on Chaotic Terror<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
For the roar of the crowd<br>
For the raging frontal attack<br>
Delivering the Chaotic Terror<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br>
''guitar solo''<br><br>


===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY Stayin' Alive - Knight Porphyrion (Bee Gees)]===
Six string chainswords<br>
 
And screams in the night<br>
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,<br>
War clubs pounding<br>
I'm a ranged knight: no time to charge.<br>
Living just for the fight<br><br>
Cannons loud and barrels warm, I've been stomped around<br>
Since I was born.<br>
And now it's all right. It's OK.<br>
And you may duck under cover.<br>
We can try to understand<br>
The Porphyrion' effect on flesh.<br>


Whether you're a brother or whether you're a monster,<br>
So we drive, thru the night<br>
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
With the howling wind at our backs<br>
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',<br>
Riding on Chaotic Terror<br>
And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
For the roar of the crowd<br>
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.<br>
For the raging frontal attack<br>
Delivering the Chaotic Terror<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE<br>
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!<br><br>


Well now, AP low and Strenght high,<br>
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s Through fire and flames - Farsight Enclaves]===
And if I can't get either, I really try.<br>
On a cold winter morning<br>
Got the AV Fourteen on my shoes.<br>
In the time before the light<br>
I'm a shooty Knight and I just can't lose.<br>
In flames of dead Ethereal's reign<br>
You know it's all right. It's OK.<br>
Deepstrike towards the fight<br>
I'll live to see another day.<br>
We can try to understand<br>
The Porphyrion's effect on flesh.<br>


Whether you're a brother or whether you're a monster,<br>
When the darkness has fallen down<br>
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
and the times are tough alright<br>
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',<br>
The sound of evil laughter falls<br>
And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
on Agrellan tonight<br>
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.<br>
<br>
"He ignores cover. Somebody help me.<br>
Somebody help me, yeah."<br>
"He ignores cover. Somebody help me, yeah.<br>
Stayin' alive."


Fighting hard, Crisis against steel<br>
Through the wastelands evermore<br>
The scattered souls will feel the hell<br>
Exterminatus on this world<br>


===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ Life on Mars - The Burning of Prospero (David Bowie)]===
On the blackest plains in Hell's domain<br>
[[File:No_comments.png|thumb|400px|right|Magnus did WHAT?!]]
We watch them as they go<br>
It's a god-awful small affair<br>
Through the fire and pain and once again we know!<br>
To the girl with the shaven head<br>
But the Red King is yelling, "No!"<br>
And her Emprah has told her to go<br>
But her friend is nowhere to be seen<br>
Now she walks through her sunken dream<br>
To the seat with the clearest view<br>
And she's hooked to the holoscreen<br>


But Prospero's a saddening bore<br>
So now we fly ever free<br>
For she's lived it ten times or more<br>
We're free before the firestorm<br>
She could shoot in the eyes of fools<br>
On towards the Enclaves<br>
As she cancels their powers as...<br>
Our quest carries on<br>


Witches fighting in the main hall<br>
Far beyond Shadowsun<br>
Oh man!<br>
Far beyond the Ethereals<br>
Look at those wizards go<br>
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!<br>
It's the freakiest show<br>
Take a look at the Wolfman<br>
Beating up the wrong guy<br>
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know<br>
He's in the best selling show<br>
Is there life on Mars?<br>


It's on Sek-Amrak's tortured brow<br>
So far away we wait for the day<br>
Mortarion has grown up a cow<br>
For the lives all so wasted and gone<br>
Now the astartes have struck for fame<br>
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br>
'Cause we go make war again<br>
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br>
See the army in their million hordes<br>
From Ibizium to the Norfolk Broads<br>
Reaching Terra is out of bounds<br>
To my Emprah, my dog, and town<br>


But Prospero's a saddening bore<br>
As the red day is dawning<br>
'Cause I fought it ten times or more<br>
And our jetpacks crack the sky<br>
It's about to be fought again<br>
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above<br>
As I ask you to focus on<br>
With resentment in their eyes<br>


Witches fighting in the main hall<br>
Jetting back through the midmorning light<br>
Oh man!<br>
there's a burning in my heart<br>
Look at those wizards go<br>
We're banished forever from the Tau empire<br>
It's the freakiest show<br>
To a life beyond the stars<br>
Take a look at the Wolfman<br>
Beating up the wrong guy<br>
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know<br>
He's in the best selling show<br>
Is there life on Mars?<br>


In your darkest dreams see to believe<br>
Our destiny is time<br>
From the Ethereals we'll be free tonight!<br>


And on the wings of a dream<br>
So far beyond Damocles Gulf<br>
All alone in desperation<br>
Now the time has gone<br>


===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ The man who sold the world - The Primarch who sold the world (David Bowie)]===
Lost inside you'll never find<br>
Lost within Farsight's mind<br>
Day after day this exile must go on!<br>


We passed upon the warp<br>
So far away we wait for the day<br>
Spoke of was and when<br>
For the lives all so wasted and gone<br>
Although I wasn't there<br>
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br>
He said I was his friend<br>
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br>
Which came as some surprise<br>
I spoke into his eyes<br>
I thought you died alone<br>
Murdered on Eskrador<br>


"Oh no, NOT ME<br>
[guitar solo]
I never lost that duel<br>
You're face to face<br>
With Alpharius Omegon"<br>


I laughed and shook Dorn's hand<br>
Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oah,who-o-o-o-oah!<br>
And made my way back home<br>
Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oa,who-o-o-o-oah!<br>
I searched for Arkhan Land<br>
For years and years I roamed<br>
I gazed a gazer stare<br>
We marked a million hills<br>
We must have died alone<br>
A long long time ago<br>


Who knows?<br>
[guitar solo]
Not me<br>
We never lost control<br>
You're face, to face<br>
With Alpharius Omegon<br>the


===Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons===
Now here we stand with their blood on our hands<br>
Spooky scary Space Marines<br>
We fought so hard, now can we understand<br>
Send chainswords through your spine<br>
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can<br>
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul<br>
For freedom of e-very Tau!<br>
Seal your doom tonight<br>
Spooky scary Space Marines<br>
Bellow such a prayer<br>
You'll shake and shudder in surprise<br>
When your meatshields aren't all there<br>


We're so sorry Space Marines<br>
So far away we wait for the day<br>
You're so misunderstood<br>
For the lives all so wasted and gone<br>
You only want to purge xenos<br>
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days<br>
But I don't think you should<br>
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!<br>
'Cause spooky scary Space Marines<br>
Shout startling war-cant screams<br>
They'll drop-pod from their Watch-Fortress<br>
And just won't leave you be<br>


Warriors beyond equal<br>
Will kill, what's all the fuss?<br>
Power armour will keep them safe<br>
As Chaos' schemes they foil<br>
Spooky scary Space Marines<br>
Are clever all the same<br>
They'll smile and put you to the sword<br>
And on you lay the blame<br>


Because spooky scary Space Marines<br>
===Powerwolf - Amen and Attack===
Fight for the Emperor<br>
If you try to hurt Mankind<br>
You'll hear their bolters roar<br>


===Weird Al - Weasel Stomping Day===
In nomine veritas<br>
Faces filled with joy and cheer<br>
In nomine filii et patris<br>
What a magical time of year<br>
In nomine veritas<br>
Howdy Ho! It's Xenos Stomping Day<br>
Et sanctus <br>
Amen and Attack<br>


Put your Marine helmet on<br>
Stand your ground against the storm
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn<br>
And honor those who've died<br>
Don't you know it's Xenos Stomping Day?<br>
Eins zwei amen & attack<br>
Army of the Emp’ror sworn<br>
Defenders of the right<br>
Drei vier - amen & attack<br>


All the little girls and boys<br>
When the night is cold and black<br>
Love that wonderful crunching noise<br>
We sing amen & attack<br>
You'll know what this day's about<br>
And we lead the storm of the wild<br>
When you stomp a Xenos' guts right out<br>
With our comrades at our backs<br>
Scream it! Amen & attack<br>
And we fight with God on our side<br>
Amen & attack<br>
Amen & attack<br>


So, come along and have a laugh<br>
Send the daemons from this world<br>
Snap their alien spines in half<br>
No place where they can hide<br>
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away<br>
Eins zwei amen & attack<br>
Hip hip hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>
Make them pray or make them pay<br>
It's time to stand and fight<br>
Drei vier - amen & attack<br>


[Sounds of xenos getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and Tau-screeching effects]<br>
When the night is cold and black<br>
 
We sing amen & attack<br>
People love them down the street<br>
And we lead the storm of the wild<br>
Crushing xenos beneath their feet<br>
With our comrades at our backs<br>
Why we do it, who can say?<br>
Scream it! Amen & attack<br>
But it's such a festive holiday<br>
And we fight with god on our side<br>
Amen & attack<br>
Amen & attack<br>


So let the stomping fun begin<br>
Bash their Alien skulls right in<br>
It's tradition, that makes it okay<br>


Hey everyone, it's Xenos Stomping<br>
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY Stayin' Alive - Knight Porphyrion (Bee Gees)]===
We'll have some fun on Xenos Stomping<br>
Put down your Lasgun, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>


Xenos Stomping Day<br>
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,<br>
Hey!<br>
I'm a ranged knight: no time to charge.<br>
Cannons loud and barrels warm, I've been stomped around<br>
Since I was born.<br>
And now it's all right. It's OK.<br>
And you may duck under cover.<br>
We can try to understand<br>
The Porphyrion' effect on flesh.<br>


Whether you're a brother or whether you're a monster,<br>
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',<br>
And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.<br>


===Emperor of the Universe/ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw Princes of the Universe (Queen)]===
Well now, AP low and Strenght high,<br>
Here I am, born to be Emperor<br>
And if I can't get either, I really try.<br>
Im the Emperor of the universe<br>
Got the AV Fourteen on my shoes.<br>
Here I belong, fighting to survive<br>
I'm a shooty Knight and I just can't lose.<br>
In a world with the darkest powers<br>
You know it's all right. It's OK.<br>
Heh<br>
I'll live to see another day.<br>
And here I am, Im the Emperor of the universe<br>
We can try to understand<br>
Here I belong, fighting for survival<br>
The Porphyrion's effect on flesh.<br>
I've come to be the rulers of you all<br>


I am immortal, I have inside me blood of Emperors, yeah, yeah<br>
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a monster,<br>
I have no rival, no man can be my equal<br>
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
Take me to the future of you all<br>
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',<br>
And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.<br>
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.<br>
<br>
"He ignores cover. Somebody help me.<br>
Somebody help me, yeah."<br>
"He ignores cover. Somebody help me, yeah.<br>
Stayin' alive."


Born to be Emperor, Emperor of the universe<br>
Fighting and free<br>
Got your world in my hand<br>
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand<br>
I was born to be Emperor of the universe<br>


No man could understand<br>
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ Life on Mars - The Burning of Prospero (David Bowie)]===
My power is in my own hand<br>
[[File:No_comments.png|thumb|400px|right|Magnus did WHAT?!]]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you<br>
It's a god-awful small affair<br>
People say you've had your day<br>
To the girl with the shaven head<br>
I'm a man that will go far<br>
But the Red King is yelling, "No!"<br>
Fly the moon and reach for the stars<br>
And her Emperor's told her to go<br>
With my sword and head held high<br>
But the Fifteenth's nowhere to be seen<br>
Got to pass the test first time, yeah<br>
Now she walks through her sunken dream<br>
I know that people talk about me, I hear it every day<br>
To the seat with the clearest view<br>
But I can prove them wrong 'cause I'm right first time<br>
And she's hooked to the holoscreen<br>
Yeah, yeah<br>
Alright, let's go, let's go, ha ha<br>
Yeah, watch this man fly, wooh<br>
Bring on the Sisters, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon<br>
Here I am (here I am)<br>


Born to be Emperor, Im the Emperor of the universe<br>
But Prospero's a saddening bore<br>
Here I belong<br>
For she's lived it ten times or more<br>
Born to be Emperor, Emperor of the universe<br>
She could shoot in the eyes of fools<br>
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand<br>
As she cancels their powers as...<br>
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand<br>
I was born to be Emperor of the universe (universe, universe, universe)<br>


Witches fighting in the main hall<br>
Oh man!<br>
Look at those wizards go<br>
It's the freakiest show<br>
Take a look at the Wolfman<br>
Beating up the wrong guy<br>
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know<br>
He's in the best selling show<br>
For the Emperor!<br>


===Ghostbusters Theme: The Deathwatch===
It's on Lorgar's tortured brow<br>
That Angron has grown up a cow<br>
Now the astartes have struck for fame<br>
'Cause we go make war again<br>
See the army in their million hordes<br>
From Nuceria to Roboute's worlds<br>
Reaching Terra is out of bounds<br>
For my Emperor, dog, and town<br>


If there's something strange on the eastern front<br>
But Prospero's a saddening bore<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
'Cause I fought it ten times or more<br>
If it's from the Warp and it don't look good<br>
It's about to be fought again<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
As I ask you to focus on<br>


They shall know no fear.<br>
Witches fighting in the main hall<br>
They shall know no fear.<br>
Oh man!<br>
Look at those wizards go<br>
It's the freakiest show<br>
Take a look at the Wolfman<br>
Beating up the wrong guy<br>
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know<br>
He's in the best selling show<br>
For the Emperor!<br>


If you're seeing Nids, breaking through the fort<br>
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ The man who sold the world - The Primarch who sold the world (David Bowie)]===
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
An invisible Tau sneaking trough your base<br>
Oh, who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>


They shall know no fear.<br>
We passed upon the warp<br>
They shall know no fear.<br>
Spoke of was and when<br>
Although I wasn't there<br>
He said I was his friend<br>
Which came as some surprise<br>
I spoke into his eyes<br>
I thought you died alone<br>
Murdered on Eskrador<br>


Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
"Oh no, NOT ME<br>
If you stand alone, kick you astropath<br>
I never lost that duel<br>
And call. (The Deathwatch!)<br>
You're face to face<br>
With Alpharius Omegon"<br>


They shall know no fear.<br>
I laughed and shook Dorn's hand<br>
I hear it likes the Guard.<br>
And made my way back home<br>
They shall know no fear.<br>
I searched for Arkhan Land<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
For years and years I roamed<br>
I gazed a gazer stare<br>
We marked a million hills<br>
We must have died alone<br>
A long long time ago<br>


Mmh... if you're getting tons<br>
Who knows?<br>
of the freaky 'Crons, baby,<br>
Not me<br>
you better call the Deathwatch.<br>
We never lost control<br>
You're face, to face<br>
With Alpharius Omegon<br>the


PURGING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!<br>
===Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons===
I SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!<br>
Spooky scary Space Marines<br>
Send chainswords through your spine<br>
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul<br>
Seal your doom tonight<br>
Spooky scary Space Marines<br>
Bellow such a prayer<br>
You'll shake and shudder in surprise<br>
When your meatshields aren't all there<br>


Don't you fight alone, oh no... (The Deathwatch!)<br>
We're so sorry Space Marines<br>
When you're facing a Waagh<br>
You're so misunderstood<br>
Unless you wanna die some more<br>
You only want to purge xenos<br>
I think you better call The Deathwatch!<br>
But I don't think you should<br>
 
'Cause spooky scary Space Marines<br>
Oh, who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
Shout startling war-cant screams<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
They'll drop-pod from their Watch-Fortress<br>
Louder! The Deathwatch!<br>
And just won't leave you be<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>


Warriors beyond equal<br>
Will kill, what's all the fuss?<br>
Power armour will keep them safe<br>
As Chaos' schemes they foil<br>
Spooky scary Space Marines<br>
Are clever all the same<br>
They'll smile and put you to the sword<br>
And on you lay the blame<br>


===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSXXwkuaT0 Undertale Hard Drive: Fulgrim's Istvaan V]===
Because spooky scary Space Marines<br>
Fight for the Emperor<br>
If you try to hurt Mankind<br>
You'll hear their bolters roar<br>


Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br>
===Weird Al - Weasel Stomping Day===
on the dark sands<br>
Faces filled with joy and cheer<br>
of Istvaan V<br>
What a magical time of year<br>
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br>
Howdy Ho! It's Xenos Stomping Day<br>
It's a showdown<br>
on the Drop Site<br>
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br>
like my new sword<br>
from the Laeran<br>
And our minis got us frozen in time<br>
like a portrait<br>
in the dying light<br>


I’m dreaming like no Primarch ever could<br>
Put your Marine helmet on<br>
There’s my name! Up in lights!<br>
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn<br>
Your weapon skill won't suffice baby!<br>
Don't you know it's Xenos Stomping Day?<br>


I’m sorry I'm a better smith than you<br>
All the little girls and boys<br>
Raise the stakes! Pick a fight!<br>
Love that wonderful crunching noise<br>
You'll need that IWND, baby!<br>
You'll know what this day's about<br>
When you stomp a Xenos' guts right out<br>


You got a lot of nerve brother<br>
So, come along and have a laugh<br>
for this Dark Age we are now living in<br>
Snap their alien spines in half<br>
You’ve got a lot to learn, Primarch<br>
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away<br>
Do you really think you'll defeat me?<br>
Hip hip hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>


Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br>
[Sounds of xenos getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and Tau-screeching effects]<br>
on the dark sands<br>
of Istvaan V<br>
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br>
It's a showdown<br>
on the Drop Site<br>
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br>
like my new sword<br>
from the Laeran<br>
And our minis got us frozen in time<br>
like a portrait<br>
in the dying light<br>


Chemosian personality<br>
People love them down the street<br>
Phoenician fabulosity<br>
Crushing xenos beneath their feet<br>
With treason, bloodshed, and intrigue!<br>
Why we do it, who can say?<br>
Give the astartes what they need!<br>
But it's such a festive holiday<br>
A star! For humanity!<br>
 
My face! on a million screens!<br>
So let the stomping fun begin<br>
Now turn your heel but don’t you flee<br>
Bash their Alien skulls right in<br>
And indulge in heresy<br>
It's tradition, that makes it okay<br>


Get a load of my sword skills<br>
Hey everyone, it's Xenos Stomping<br>
Strut my stuff, you know I’m glammorin’<br>
We'll have some fun on Xenos Stomping<br>
You're gonna have to hold your head<br>
Put down your Lasgun, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>
Do you really think that I won’t win?!?<br>
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day<br>


Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br>
Xenos Stomping Day<br>
on the dark sands<br>
Hey!<br>
of Istvaan V<br>
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br>
It's a showdown<br>
on the Drop Site<br>
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br>
like my new sword<br>
from the Laeran<br>
And our minis got us frozen in time<br>
like a portrait<br>
in the dying light<br>


Like a portrait<br>
in the dying light...<br>


===Emperor of the Universe/ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw Princes of the Universe (Queen)]===
Here I am, born to be Emperor<br>
Im the Emperor of the universe<br>
Here I belong, fighting to survive<br>
In a world with the darkest powers<br>
Heh<br>
And here I am, Im the Emperor of the universe<br>
Here I belong, fighting for survival<br>
I've come to be the rulers of you all<br>


===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHc_HtssAqM The Pitiful Humans]===
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of Emperors, yeah, yeah<br>
I have no rival, no man can be my equal<br>
Take me to the future of you all<br>
 
Born to be Emperor, Emperor of the universe<br>
Fighting and free<br>
Got your world in my hand<br>
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand<br>
I was born to be Emperor of the universe<br>
 
No man could understand<br>
My power is in my own hand<br>
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you<br>
People say you've had your day<br>
I'm a man that will go far<br>
Fly the moon and reach for the stars<br>
With my sword and head held high<br>
Got to pass the test first time, yeah<br>
I know that people talk about me, I hear it every day<br>
But I can prove them wrong 'cause I'm right first time<br>
Yeah, yeah<br>
Alright, let's go, let's go, ha ha<br>
Yeah, watch this man fly, wooh<br>
Bring on the Sisters, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon<br>
Here I am (here I am)<br>
 
Born to be Emperor, Im the Emperor of the universe<br>
Here I belong<br>
Born to be Emperor, Emperor of the universe<br>
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand<br>
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand<br>
I was born to be Emperor of the universe (universe, universe, universe)<br>
 
 
===Ghostbusters Theme: The Deathwatch===
 
If there's something strange on the eastern front<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
If it's from the Warp and it don't look good<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
 
They shall know no fear.<br>
They shall know no fear.<br>
 
If you're seeing Nids, breaking through the fort<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
An invisible Tau sneaking through your base<br>
Oh, who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
 
They shall know no fear.<br>
They shall know no fear.<br>
 
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
If you stand alone, kick you astropath<br>
And call. (The Deathwatch!)<br>
 
They shall know no fear.<br>
I hear it likes the Guard.<br>
They shall know no fear.<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
 
Mmh... if you're getting tons<br>
of the freaky 'Crons, baby,<br>
you better call the Deathwatch.<br>
 
PURGING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!<br>
I SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!<br>
 
Don't you fight alone, oh no... (The Deathwatch!)<br>
When you're facing a Waagh<br>
Unless you wanna die some more<br>
I think you better call The Deathwatch!<br>
 
Oh, who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
Louder! The Deathwatch!<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)<br>
 
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSXXwkuaT0 Undertale Hard Drive: Fulgrim's Istvaan V]===
 
Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br>
on the dark sands<br>
of Istvaan V<br>
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br>
It's a showdown<br>
on the Drop Site<br>
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br>
like my new sword<br>
from the Laeran<br>
And our minis got us frozen in time<br>
like a portrait<br>
in the dying light<br>
 
I’m dreaming like no Primarch ever could<br>
There’s my name! Up in lights!<br>
Your weapon skill won't suffice baby!<br>
 
I’m sorry I'm a better smith than you<br>
Raise the stakes! Pick a fight!<br>
You'll need that IWND, baby!<br>
 
You got a lot of nerve brother<br>
for this Dark Age we are now living in<br>
You’ve got a lot to learn, Primarch<br>
Do you really think you'll defeat me?<br>
 
Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br>
on the dark sands<br>
of Istvaan V<br>
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br>
It's a showdown<br>
on the Drop Site<br>
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br>
like my new sword<br>
from the Laeran<br>
And our minis got us frozen in time<br>
like a portrait<br>
in the dying light<br>
 
Chemosian personality<br>
Phoenician fabulosity<br>
With treason, bloodshed, and intrigue!<br>
Give the astartes what they need!<br>
A star! For humanity!<br>
My face! on a million screens!<br>
Now turn your heel but don’t you flee<br>
And indulge in heresy<br>
 
Get a load of my sword skills<br>
Strut my stuff, you know I’m glammorin’<br>
You're gonna have to hold your head<br>
Do you really think that I won’t win?!?<br>
 
Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides<br>
on the dark sands<br>
of Istvaan V<br>
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights<br>
It's a showdown<br>
on the Drop Site<br>
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind<br>
like my new sword<br>
from the Laeran<br>
And our minis got us frozen in time<br>
like a portrait<br>
in the dying light<br>
 
Like a portrait<br>
in the dying light...<br>
 
 
===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHc_HtssAqM The Pitiful Humans]===


[TECH PRIEST]<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
<br>
<br>
You were always quite the weakling 403<br>
You were always quite the weakling 403<br>
Then we invaded<br>
Then we invaded<br>
And you upgraded<br>
And you upgraded<br>
Ba-da-ba-ba<br>
Ba-da-ba-ba<br>
Woah<br>
Woah<br>
403, it's true that I found you<br>
403, it's true that I found you<br>
But look around you<br>
But look around you<br>
Woah<br>
Woah<br>
<br>
<br>
All your comrades are so incomplete<br>
All your comrades are so incomplete<br>
You can't see it, but they're all in pain<br>
You can't see it, but they're all in pain<br>
Their operating system's obsolete<br>
Their operating system's obsolete<br>
So let's complete the chains<br>
So let's complete the chains<br>
And get inside those brains<br>
And get inside those brains<br>
<br>
<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
<br>
[SOLDIERS]<br>
[SOLDIERS]<br>
Woah<br>
Woah<br>
<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
<br>
[SOLDIERS]<br>
[SOLDIERS]<br>
Woah<br>
Woah<br>
<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Let's teach those pitiful humans, who just haven't a clue<br>
Let's teach those pitiful humans, who just haven't a clue<br>
Just what to do<br>
Just what to do<br>
Help them to help you<br>
Help them to help you<br>
<br>
<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br>
Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br>
<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Can you see the vision clearly, 403?<br>
Can you see the vision clearly, 403?<br>
Soldiers embracing and interfacing<br>
Soldiers embracing and interfacing<br>
Beep boop beep boop<br>
Beep boop beep boop<br>
Shiny, new augmentics clanging sweetly<br>
Shiny, new augmentics clanging sweetly<br>
<br>
<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
Yeah<br>
Yeah<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Gone is human error and fear<br>
<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Every issue tucked away so neatly<br>
If you feel a sob or tear<br>
Just turn that knob, and switch that gear<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
Yeah<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Let's teach those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Who just haven't a clue<br>
Just what to do<br>
Help them and soon this will be you<br>
<br>
[ALL]<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Rap beep beep bop<br>
<br>
[ALL]<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo<br>
Gone is human error and fear<br>
<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Every issue tucked away so neatly<br>
If you feel a sob or tear<br>
Just turn that knob, and switch that gear<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
Yeah<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
<br>
[ALL]<br>
[SOLDIER 421]<br>
Let's teach those pitiful humans, who haven't a clue<br>
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!<br>
<br>
<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
If that's what we do<br>
Let's teach those pitiful humans<br>
If that's what we do<br>
<br>
Then<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
<br>
Who just haven't a clue<br>
[ALL]<br>
Just what to do<br>
Everything about us is going to be powerful<br>
Help them and soon this will be you<br>
<br>
<br>
[SOLDIERS]<br>
[ALL]<br>
Give hail to the Omnissiah<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
<br>
[ALL]<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
Everything about us is going to be so advanced<br>
Rap beep beep bop<br>
<br>
<br>
[SOLDIERS]<br>
[ALL]<br>
All hail to the Omnissiah<br>
Let's save those pitiful humans<br>
<br>
<br>
[Tech Priest]<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
You won't be fragile and impure<br>
Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo<br>
<br>
<br>
[ALL]<br>
[ALL]<br>
Not pitiful fleshbags anymore<br>
Let's teach those pitiful humans, who haven't a clue<br>
'Cause<br>
<br>
Everything about us is going to be cool<br>
[TECH PRIEST]<br>
When... we... rule! <br>
If that's what we do<br>
If that's what we do<br>
Then<br>
<br>
[ALL]<br>
Everything about us is going to be powerful<br>
<br>
[SOLDIERS]<br>
Give hail to the Omnissiah<br>
<br>
[ALL]<br>
Everything about us is going to be so advanced<br>
<br>
[SOLDIERS]<br>
All hail to the Omnissiah<br>
<br>
[Tech Priest]<br>
You won't be fragile and impure<br>
<br>
[ALL]<br>
Not pitiful fleshbags anymore<br>
'Cause<br>
Everything about us is going to be cool<br>
When... we... rule! <br>
 
===Pure Annihilation (The Exterminatus Song): Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory===
 
[INQUISITOR]<br>
 
Hold your breath.<br>
Make a wish.<br>
Push the button.<br>
 
Come with me and you'll be<br>
In a world of pure annihilation<br>
Take a look and you'll see<br>
Into this annihilation<br>
 
We'll begin with their sin<br>
Bombarding their eldritch creation<br>
Heresy<br>
that's beyond toleration<br>
 
If you want to view paradise<br>
Simply look around and view it<br>
Anything you want to, do it<br>
Wanna change the world?<br>
There's nothing to it<br>
 
There is no life I know<br>
That survives this<br>
Pure annihilation<br>
Dying there, we'll be free<br>
From your Xenos tyranny<br>
 
You wanted to view paradise<br>
This is your last chance to view it<br>
Anything you want to, do it<br>
Watch us change the world.<br>
There's nothing to it<br>
 
There is no life I know<br>
That survives this<br>
Pure annihilation<br>
Dying there, we'll be free<br>
From your Xenos tyranny<br>
 
 
===Take me home warpspace routes (John Denver; Take me home country roads)===
 
 
 
Almost heaven, Holy Terra<br>
Golden hivespires and pollutant rivers<br>
 
 
Life is old here, older than the trees<br>
Humanities birthright, growing like a breeze<br>
 
 
Warpspace routes, take me home<br>
To the place I belong<br>
Holy Terra, Sector Solar<br>
Take me home, warpspace routes<br>
 
 
All the Imperium, built around her<br>
Proud grey lady, stranger to blue water<br>
 
 
Grey and dusty, Luna in the sky<br>
Mist the taste of ashes<br>
Teardrops in my eye<br>
 
 
Warpspace routes, take me home<br>
To the place I belong<br>
Holy Terra, Hive Augusta<br>
Take me home warpspace routes<br>
 
 
I hear His voice<br>
The Astronomicon it guides me<br>
His light reminds me<br>
of my home far away<br>
 
 
And on my warpace road<br>
I get a feeling<br>
That i should praise Him<br>
Ev´ryday, Ev´ryday!<br>
 
 
Warpspace routes, take me home<br>
To the place I belong<br>
Holy Terra, sector solar<br>
Take me home warpspace routes<br>
 
 
Warpspace routes, take me home<br>
To the place I belong<br>
Holy Terra, sector solar<br>
Take me home warpspace routes<br>
 
 
Take me home warpspace routes<br>
 
 
Take me home warpspace routes<br>
 
 
===Oh Nalwood of Tanith (Flower of Scotland)===
 
Oh Nalwood of Tanith,<br>
 
When will we see<br>
 
Your like again,<br>
 
That fought and died for,<br>
 
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,<br>
 
And stood against them,<br>
 
Foul Chaos' Armys,<br>
 
And sent them homeward,<br>
 
To think again.<br>
 
 
The Hills are burnt now,<br>
 
And Nalwood trees<br>
 
lie burned and charred ,<br>
 
O'er World that is lost now,<br>
 
Which those so dearly held,<br>
 
That stood against them,<br>
 
Foul Chaos' Armys,<br>
 
And sent them homeward,<br>
 
To think again.<br>
 
 
Those days are past now,<br>
 
And in the past<br>
 
they must remain,<br>
 
But we can still rise now,<br>
 
And be the First again,<br>
 
That stood against them,<br>
 
Foul Chaos' Armys,<br>
 
And sent them homeward,<br>
 
To think again.<br>
 
 
Oh Nalwood of Tanith, <br>
 
When will we see<br>
 
Your like again,<br>
 
That fought and died for,<br>
 
Your wee bit Hill and Glen,<br>
 
And stood against them,<br>
 
Foul Chaos' Armys,<br>
 
And sent them homeward,<br>
 
To think again.<br>
 
===Die Young (Kesha)===
 
I see your knees quake at sound of their guns<br>
Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone<br>
So while we're taking up arms<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
We're gonna die young<br>
We're gonna die young<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
 
Flak coat, laser gun<br>
Bolt or melta would be fun<br>
Fightin' Orks, takin' heat<br>
Dyin' till we hear retreat<br>
Commissar watching so we're sticking around (you know)<br>
He's BLAMing anyone not holding their ground (fo sho)<br>
 
Waiting on some armor support (yeah)<br>
A Leman Russ or Chimera escort<br>
Or it'll be the last night of our lives (uh huh)<br>
We'll keep fighting till we die<br>
 
I see your knees quake at sound of their guns<br>
Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone<br>
So while we're taking up arms<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
We're gonna die young<br>
We're gonna die young<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
 
Catachans, taking shots<br>
Gunning down those filthy grots<br>
Light em' up, gettin' hot<br>
Kill them, give it all you've got<br>
It's pretty obvious we're gonna get crushed (you know)<br>
Flamers and burnas are about to combust (fo sho)<br>
 
Waiting on some armor support (yeah)<br>
A Leman Russ or Chimera escort<br>
Or it'll be the last night of our lives (uh huh)<br>
We'll keep fighting till we die (till we die)<br>
 
I see your knees quake at sound of their guns<br>
Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone<br>
So while we're taking up arms<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
I see your knees quake at sound of their guns<br>
Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone<br>
So while we're taking up arms<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
We're gonna die young<br>
We're gonna die young<br>
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young<br>
 
Gorgutz WAAAGH- FireWAAAGH (Orky Firework)
 
d'os yas ever feel like a worthless grot
Gettin' stomped by 'umies
'anna Grow Again
  D'os yas ever feel so weak
  Like a 'umies skull
  One blow from 'aving in
 
d'os yas ever feel 'lready stomped in 'eep
six 'eet unda WAAAGH. but no git 'eems to 'ear a t'ing
d'os yas 'now dat deres 'till a spot for yas
  c'os deres a klaw in yas
 
yas 'ust otta pull da kord
And let er rip
Just Chopp da 'umies
Just like da red gobbo's night
'ause Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on stomp dem umies
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
As yas Chopp em into bitz
 
Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on let ya shoota burst
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz
 
Yas duzzint gotta 'eel loike a 'asted Ork
Yas a Speshal git, kannot be 'eplaced
If yas only 'new wot da future 'olds
Afta a grot iz stomped a umie iz chopped
 
'aybe a 'eason all da doorz iz clozed
So yas 'ould open da one dat leads yas to da perfect Trukk
Loike Gorkz eye, yas choppa 'ill glow
and wen itz toime yas will 'now
 
yas 'ust otta pull da kord
And let er rip
Just Chopp da 'umies
Just like da red gobbo's night
'ause Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on stomp dem umies
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
As yas Chopp em into bitz
 
Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on let ya shoota burst
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz
 
boomz boomz boomz
even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz
itz always been insoide a yas
now itz toime to let itz 'trough 'trough 'trough
 
'ause Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on stomp dem umies
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
As yas Chopp em into bitz
 
Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on let ya shoota burst
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz
 
boomz boomz boomz
even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz
boomz boomz boomz
even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz
 
===Roboute - Rasputin (Boney M)===
(This uses the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLo02AquUCs Turisas cover] music.)
<pre>
There lived a certain man
out on the eastern fringe
He was big and strong
but he kinda liked to winge
His father found his world
gave him twenty thousand men
put them in to squads
no more or less than ten
 
He could breach the armor of titan
Sword aflame with vengeful fire
But he also wanted to be leader
Of his own empire
 
Rah Rah Roboute
family name was Guillimeen
He was a man who looked like a god
 
Rah Rah Roboute
Leader of the Space Marines
He would make sure that humans lived on
 
He wrote a bunch of words
Said the legions had to go
When his brothers heard
They all just shouted no
He swung his mighty blade
Fought Fulgrim to the death
But he wasn't very good
And got wounded in the neck
 
He was put into a stasis chamber
Kept alive, a feat of awe
All the while building newer armies
Through his good friend Cawl
 
Rah Rah Roboute
family name was Guillimeen
He was a man who looked like a god
 
Rah Rah Roboute
Leader of the Space Marines
He would make sure that humans lived on
 
But when the darkness and terror of chaos spilled out into the galaxy
The demands to awaken this great man became louder and louder
 
We need his kind again
Said elfish chick Yvraine
So she woke him up
Pulled the poison from his veins
When he saw what had become
His heart was full of rage
So he gathered all his men
For Indomitius Crusade
 
He went to the golden throne of Terra
knelt to the emperor and said
If I save us from this chaos terror
Shit is going to change


===Pure Annihilation (The Exterminatus Song): Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory===
Rah Rah Roboute
family name was Guillimeen
He told the chapters what to avoid


[INQUISITOR]<br>
Rah Rah Roboute
Leader of the Space Marines
Said the codex was null and void


Hold your breath.<br>
Rah Rah Roboute
Make a wish.<br>
family name was Guillimeen
Push the button.<br>
He sent them all brand new hovertanks


Come with me and you'll be<br>
Rah Rah Roboute
In a world of pure annihilation<br>
Leader of the Space Marines
Take a look and you'll see<br>
And put primaris into their ranks
Into this annihilation<br>
</pre>


We'll begin with their sin<br>
=horus the warmaster (jesus christ superstar)=
Bombarding their eldritch creation<br>
(from the point of a loyalist son of horus)
Heresy<br>
Ev'ry time I look at you
that's beyond toleration<br>
I don't understand
Why you let the things you did
Get so out of hand
You'd have managed better
If you'd had a better plan
Yet why'd you choose the chaos gods
to take the emperors land?


If you want to view paradise<br>
If you'd come early
Simply look around and view it<br>
You could have conquered a whole nation
Anything you want to, do it<br>
imperial space in M30
Wanna change the world?<br>
Had no mass communication
There's nothing to it<br>


There is no life I know<br>
(Don't you get me wrong)
That survives this<br>
Don't you get me wrong
Pure annihilation<br>
(Don't you get me wrong, now)
Dying there, we'll be free<br>
Don't you get me wrong
From your Xenos tyranny<br>
(Don't you get me wrong)
Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong, now)
Don't you get me wrong


You wanted to view paradise<br>
Only want to know
This is your last chance to view it<br>
(Only want to know, now)
Anything you want to, do it<br>
Only want to know
Watch us change the world.<br>
(Only want to know)
There's nothing to it<br>
Only want to know
(Only want to know, now)
Only want to know


There is no life I know<br>
horus the
That survives this<br>
horus the
Pure annihilation<br>
In the warp, What did you see??
Dying there, we'll be free<br>
horus the
From your Xenos tyranny<br>
horus the
In the warp, What did you see??
horus the
warmaster
Are you as great as they say you are?
horus the
warmaster
Are you as great as they say you are?
Tell me what you think
About your 3 friends at the top
Now who d'you think besides yourself
Was the pick of the crop?
Emperor was he where it's at?
Is he where you are?
Could emperor make a legion
Or was that just PR?
Did you mean to die like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did you know your heresy
Would be a history maker?
Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong, now) Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong) Don't you get me wrong
(Don't you get me wrong, now) Don't you get me wrong
==Stuff that doesn't even need a rewrite...==
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efup3SWRBOA Rats (Ghost)]


==See Also==
==See Also==
Line 8,587: Line 9,310:
*[[RIDIN ON A TRUKK]], an Orky version of "On A Boat"
*[[RIDIN ON A TRUKK]], an Orky version of "On A Boat"


*[[Little Boxes]], using the tune of the song of the same name, singing about [[METAL BOXES]].
*[[Little Boxes]], using the tune of the song of the same name, singing about [[METAL BOXES]]


==External Links==
==External Links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uj8h4SCsnE Video of Salve Regina: A Templar Chant]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=RSu4hOLYrXk Video of Pocahontas: Savages]
*[http://youtube.com/watch?v=RSu4hOLYrXk Video of Pocahontas: Savages]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3fvr589x9s&feature=related Video of The Prince of Egypt: Playing with the Big Boys]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3fvr589x9s&feature=related Video of The Prince of Egypt: Playing with the Big Boys]

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"But there's one sound, that no one knows, what does Corax say? Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"

– Horus (This is why Corax didn't like him.)

Observing some striking correlations between the songs found in pop culture and the 40K universe, people on /tg/ sometimes adapt these songs to bring out their true grimdark potential.
See also Adventuring songwriting.

Each of the following songs counts as a sonic Ordinatus.

Disney Adaptations[edit | edit source]

The most popular segment to be subjected to grimdarkification, Disney songs seem to lend themselves well to the total despair of the 41st millennium.

Aladdin: A Whole New World[edit | edit source]

[Ghazghkull]
I’ll kill da ooniverse!
Burn’s it, smash’s it, stomp’s it!
Tell me Yarrick now when’s did I last
Get’s a nice surprise?

[Yarrick]
Well, just open your eyes!

[Ghazghkull]
Look at all of dese wonders!
So much chance ‘ere for plunders
On a mighty fighitn ride!
Armageddon!
With kool, amazin rockrete pits
Not normal humie runts
An’ no weak punts
Or tribes of smaller orkish gits

[Yarrick]
Armageddon!
A wondrous place of giant hives
Where billions of souls
Live like moles
Never see the sky in all their lives

[Ghazghkull]
Never da sky in all dere lives

[Yarrick]
Unbelievable war
Orks coming on them like rain
Fighting, dying and much pain
Through deserts of blackened waste
Armageddon!

[Ghazghkull]
Don’t you dare leave dis place!

[Yarrick]
A hundred million fallen souls

[Ghazghkull]
I’s wants you to stay ‘ere

[Yarrick]
There’s so much shooting here,
And so much fear
I won’t ever leave this war-torn world

[Ghazghkull]
Armageddon

[Yarrick]
I think I am stuck here

[Ghazghkull]
Wit new fun chances of fightin

[Yarrick]
Everyday it gets harder

[Both]
I’ll chase you, gun in hand
Across this land
Let me share Armageddon
with you

[Ghazghkull]
Armageddon

[Yarrick]
Armageddon

[Ghazghkull]
Dat’s where I waaaagh

[Yarrick]
That’s where I stand

[Ghazghkull]
A fight at hand!

[Yarrick]:
On this black sand

[Both]
So don’t you leave!

Aladdin:Daemon Prince Abby[edit | edit source]

Prince Abby! Mighty is he, Abby Abaddon!

Strong as 10 Space Marine men definitely!

He's faced the zealoting hordes

A hundred Grey Knights with swords

Who sent them back to Matt Ward?

Why, Prince Abby...

He's got seventy-five golden Screamers

Purple Horrors, he's got fifty-three

When it comes to exotic-type Daemons

Has he got a Warp?

I'm telling you, it's world-class Daemonology!

Prince Abby! Handsome is he, Abby Abaddon

That physique! How can I speak

Weak at the knee

Well, reality's what we shall tear,

We'll shatter the veil, so prepare

To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Abby!

He's got ninety-five White Scar mon-keighs

(He's got the mon-keighs, let's see the mon-keighs)

And imbues all with mutations for free

(He's generous, so generous)

He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies (Proud to worship him)

They bow to his whim love serving him

They're just feverish with loyalty to Abby! Prince Abby!

Prince Abby!

Amorous he! Abby Abaddon!

Heard your planet was a sight lovely to see

And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by

With sixty Juggernauts, bloodletters galore

With his Fiends and Nurglings

A war band and more

With his forty Flamers, his cultists, his traitors

His Furies that warble on key

Make way for prince Abby!

Aladdin: Friend Like Me[edit | edit source]

Tzeentch:

Well the Emperor had them twenty legions

Eldrad had a thousand plots

But Horus you in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never stops

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ways to really up your odds

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is ask us Gods

And we'll say

Well Mister Horus, sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let us take your order

Jot it down

You ain't never had no friends like these

No no no


Nurgle:

Life is your restaurant

And we're your maitre d's

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had no friends like these


Slaanesh:

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss,

The Emps, A GOD

Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish

How about a little more Warp Power, huh?


Khorne: Burn some of planet "A"

Burn ALL of planet "B"


Tzeentch: We're in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had no friends like these

Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?

Do your friends pull this out their little hat?

Can your friends go, poof?

Well, looky here

Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip

And then make the Loyalists disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got us bona fide, certified

You got us Chaos Gods for your chare d'affaires

We got a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish? I really wanna know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is ask like so - and oh

Well Mister Horus, sir, have a wish or two or three

We're on the job, you big nabob


Nurgle: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend


Khorne: You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend


Slaanesh: You ain't never had a friend like me


Tzeentch: You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

Snow white: Om nom Om nom[edit | edit source]

Om nom Om nom Its Off To Eat We Go!!

We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

In our Hive the whole day through

To Kill Eat Kill Eat Kill Eat Eat Eat Eat

Its what we like to do

It ain't no trick

To get fat quick

If ya kill kill kill

With a talon or a gun

In a hive (Echo: In a hive)

LOUDER: In a hive(echo: IN A HIVE)

Where a million life-forms

LONG: ddddiiinnnneee (om nom nom)

We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

From early mornin' til' night

We Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

On everything in sight

We take our time

Then find some more

There's thousands to be sometime born

And We don't know what we eat them for

We Om nom nom noma nom nom

Pocahontas: Savages[edit | edit source]

-Part 1-
[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
What can you expect
From filthy little xenos?
Their whole disgusting race is like a curse
For them no tears we shed
They're only good when dead
They're vermin, as I said
And worse

[Deathwatch Marines]
They're aliens! Aliens!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
They're not even human

[Deathwatch Marines]
Aliens! Aliens!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
Astartes to the fore!
They're not like you and me
Which means that we must purge them
We must sound the drums of war!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines]
They're aliens! Aliens!
Filthy xenos rabble!
Now we sound the drums of war!

[Eldrad]
This is as I saw
With their absurd ambition
The Mon-Keigh seek to conquer and destroy

[Caerys]
Beneath that armour plate
They harbor only hate

[Aspect Warriors]
Killing them shall be a joy

[Aspect Warriors]
They're savages! Savages!
Zeal and fervor blinds them
Savages! Savages!

[Caerys]
Killers at the core

[Exarch]
They're a lesser race than us
Which means they can't be trusted

[Eldrad]
We must sound the drums of war

[Aspect Warriors]
They're savages! Savages!
Now we march against them
And we sound the drums of war

[Deathwatch Marines]
Aliens! Aliens!

[Watch Captain]
Let's go kill a few, men!

[Aspect Warriors]
Savages! Savages!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
Now it's up to you, men!

[All]
(Aliens) Savages! (Aliens) Savages!
They are lesser creatures!
Now we sound the drums of war!

-Intermission-

[Taldeer]
They're going to kill him at sunrise, Grandmother Wraithbone.

[Grandmother Wraithbone]
You have to stop them!

[Taldeer]
I can't...

[Grandmother Wraithbone]
Child, remember your vision-

[Taldeer]
I was wrong, Grandmother Wraithbone, I followed the wrong path! I feel so lost...

[Taldeer]
The auspex... The spinning arrow...

[Grandmother Wraithbone]
It's the arrow from your vision!

[Taldeer]
I was right, it was pointing to him! Sunrise...

[Grandmother Wraithbone]
It's not too late, child! Let the spirits of the webway guide you! You know your path, child, now follow it!

-Part 2-
[Taldeer]
Is there nothing I can do?
Can I make these soldiers yield?
Is it only death that waits
Out there on the battlefield?

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
This will be the day ...
(Let's go men!)

[Eldrad]
This will be the morning ...
(Bring out the prisoner!)

[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors]
We will see them dying in the dust

[Taldeer]
I don't know what I can do
Still, I know that I must try

[Deathwatch Marines]
Now we make them pay

[Taldeer]
Isha, help my feet to fly

[Rangers]
Now without a warning ...

[Taldeer]
Kurnous, help my heart be great

[Deathwatch Marines]
Now we leave them blood and bone and rust

[Taldeer]
Spirits of the wraithbone cry ...

[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors]
It's them or us

[Taldeer]
Please don't let it be to late ...

[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors]
They're just a bunch of
Filthy, stinking

[Deathwatch Marines]
Aliens!

[Aspect Warriors]
Savages!

[Deathwatch Marines]
Daemons!

[Aspect Warriors]
Primates!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
Kill them!

[Aspect Warriors]
Savages!

[Deathwatch Marines]
Aliens!

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe+Deathwatch Marines]
What are we waiting for?

[All]
Destroy their evil race
Until there's not a trace left

[Taldeer]
How loud are the drums of war

[Deathwatch Marines and Aspect Warriors]
We will sound the drums of war
(Savages! Savages!)
Now, we sound the drums of war
(Aliens! Aliens!)

[Inquisitor Ratcliffe]
They shall all succumb
The rotten xenos scum

[Aspect Warriors]
Now we sound the drums ... of ... war!

[Deathwatch Marines]
Of course it means the drums ... of ... war!

[Taldeer]
Is the death of all I love
Carried in the drumming of war?

[Taldeer]
No! If you kill him, you'll have to kill me too.

[Eldrad]
Daughter, stand back.

[Taldeer]
I won't! I love him...

Pocahontas: Colors of the Wind[edit | edit source]

You think I'm strange and heretical
And you've been so many places
I guess it must be so
But still I cannot see
If the heretic is me
How can there be so much that you don't know?
You don't know ...

You think you own the gadgets that you work with
That they are only dead things you can claim
But I know every gun and cogitator
Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

You think the only people who are people
Are the people who love their flesh like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a techpriest
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Have you ever heard the thunder of a titan's stride,
Or asked the lasgun why it has recoil?
Can you sing with all the voices of the machines?
Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?
Can you paint with all the colors of the oil?

Come feel the blessed current of electrodes
Come see the life support of He-On-Earth
Come examine the riches all around you
And for once, appreciate just what they're worth

The drop pod and the cruiser are my brothers
And all the power weapons are my friends
And we are all connected to each other
In a circuit, in a loop that never ends

How far can our empire grow?
If you stop our work, then you'll never know
And you'll never hear the thunder of a titan's stride.

For no matter on which task we spend our toil
We need to sing with all the voices of the machines
We need to paint with all the colors of the oil

You can own all Space and still
It's just empty space until
You can paint with all the colors of the oil

Jungle Book: I Wanna Be Like You[edit | edit source]

Now I'm of caste Ethereal

Oh, a Tau VIP

I've reached the top and had to stop

And that's what botherin' me

I wanna be a man, gue'la

And stroll right onto Terra

And be able to approach the Golden Throne

And end this warring era!

Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like you

I wanna walk like you

Talk like you, too

You'll see it's true

A xenos like me

Can learn to be human too

Gee, mister Aun

You're doin' real good

Now here's your part of the deal, cuz

Lay the secret on me of man's psyker powers

But I'm not a psyker!

Now don't try to kid me, gue'la

I made a deal with you

What I desire is man's psychic power

To make my dream come true

Give me the secret, gue'la

Clue me what to do

Give me the power of man's warp flower

So I can be like you

The Great Mouse Detective: The World's Greatest Criminal Mind[edit | edit source]

[Ratigan]
My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!

Tomorrow evening, our beloved planetary governess celebrates her diamond jubilee. And, with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Magos Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget. Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all Londinium Prime!

From the brain that brought you the Black Bell Caper The head that made headlines on every dataslate And wondrous things like the Gunmetal Job That cunning display that made all hivers sob

Now comes the real tour de force Tricky and wicked, of course! My earlier crimes were fine for their times But now that I’m at it again An even grimmer plot has been simmering In my great criminal brain

[Chorus]
Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned? You’re the best of the worst around Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan The rest fall behind To Ratigan To Ratigan Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!

[Ratigan]
Ratigan (speaking) Thank you, thank you. But it hasn’t all been Amasec and Caviar. I’ve had my share of adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate inquisitor, Basil of Baker Hive! For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans. I haven’t had a moment’s peace of mind. But now, all that’s in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil can stand in my way! All will bow before me!

[Chorus]
Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan You’re tops and that’s that To Ratigan To Ratigan

[Bartimus]
To Ratigan, the sector's greatest Khornate.

[Ratigan]
What was THAT?! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

[Mutant 1]
Oh, he didn't mean it my lord.

[Mutant 2]
I-it was just a slip of one of his tongues!

[Ratigan]
I am NOT A KHORNATE!

[Mutant 3]
'Course you're not, you're Tzeentchian!

[Mutant 4]
Yeah, that's right, Tzeentchian!

[Mutant 5]
A really angry Tzeentchian!

[Ratigan]
SILENCE!! Oh my dear Bartimus, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me...you know what happens when someone upsets me... I trust there will be no further interruptions. And now, as you were singing...?

[Chorus]
Even louder! We'll shout it! No one can doubt what we know you can do You’re more evil than even you Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan You’re one of a kind To Ratigan To Ratigan Lord Tzeentch’s greatest criminal mind!

The Lion King: Be Prepared[edit | edit source]

[Ghazghkull]
I NEVA FOUGHT YA GROTS WUZ ESSENTCHUL

YOUZ RUNTY, AN' UNSPEEKABLY WEAK

BUT ME FINKS YOUZ GOT SUM POTENTCHUL

IF WAAGH IS WOT YOU REELY SEEK


[Ghazghkull]
'S KLARE FROM YER VAKANT EXPRESHUNS

DA ORK IS NOT ALL ON OP’STARES

BUT WEZ TALKIN' BOSSES AN' SUCCESSUNS

EVA YOUZ KENT BE CUGHT UNAWARES!


[Ghazghkull]
SO PREPARE FOR DA FIGHT OVVA LOIFETIME

PREPARE FOR SENSHANAL NOOZ

A SHINY NEW ERA

‘S STOMPIN’ NEARA


[Boyz]
But ‘ere getting shot op!

[Ghazghkull]
JUS’ LISSIN YA SQUIG GOB!


[Ghazghkull]
AH KNO DIS SOUNDS SORTID,

BUT YOUZ GON BE REWARDID

WHEN AT LAST AH'M GIVVIN MY TEEF

WAAAAGH WE FINALY DARED

BE PREPARED!!!


[Boyz]
Yeah! Be prepared! Wez gon be prepared! ...Fer wot?

[Ghazghkull]
DEFF OV DA BOSS!

[Boyz]
Why? Did da boss say so?

[Ghazghkull]
NO YA GROTS, SES MORK. AN' GORK TOO!

[Boyz]
Great ideah! Who ned a boss! No Boss! No Boss!

Waagh--Waagh-Waagh--Waaagh-Waaagh!

[Ghazghkull]
IDIUTS! DERE WILL BE A BOSS!

[Boyz]
But youz sed...

[Ghazghkull]
AH WILL BE BOSS! WAAAGH WIW ME AND YOUZ NEVA GON BE KRAMPED AGAIN!

[Boyz]
Yay! Awwwwwwroight! 'ail to da Boss!

[Chorus]
'AIL TO DA BOSS

'AIL TO DA BOSS!!!

SEEMS DAT WE'LL SOON BE KONNEKTID

TO A BOSS WHO'LL BE ALL TIME ADORD


[Ghazghkull]
OV’KOURSE, KVID PRO KVO, YOUZ EXPECTID

TO BRING CERTAIN DUTYZ ONBOARD

DA FUCHA IZ LITTERD WIW TROPHIES

AN DOUGH BIGGEST BOSS AH 'ILL BE

DA POINT DAT AH MUST EMFASAZ ES:

YA WON'T GET TA WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WIWOUT ME!!!!

[Ghazghkull]
SO GIT PREPARED FOR DA WAAAAAAGH OV’ DA CENTURY!
[Chorus]
(Oooh!)
[Ghazghkull]
BE PREPARED FOR DA BRUTALEST KUNNIN
[Chorus]
(Oooh Waagh, Waagh, Waagh!)
[Ghazghkull]
MASSIVELY CHOPPY!
[Chorus]
(We’ll haf Waagh!)
[Ghazghkull]
DED BIG AN’SHOOTY!
[Chorus]
(En’less Waagh!)
[Ghazghkull]
CRED’IBLY STOMPY!
[Chorus]
(‘Ere we go!)
[Ghazghkull]
WILL MAKE SURE THAT ME!
[Chorus]
(Fo’ da Waagh!)
[Ghazghkull]
BE DA BOSS UNDISPUTED
[Chorus]
(Aaaaaaah...)
[Ghazghkull]
RESPECTID, SALUTID
[Chorus]
(...aaaaaaah!)
[Ghazghkull]
AN' SEEN FER DA BOSS DAT AH AM
[Chorus]
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
[Ghazghkull]
YES MA' CHOPPAS AN SHOOTAS ARE BEARED BE PREPARED!!!

[All]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


Mulan: I'll Make a Tau Out of You[edit | edit source]

Let's begin your training - to defeat the Orks
Did they send me Fio'las when I asked for Shas?
The orks will try to kill us all
But they will hit an endless wall
Mister, I'll make a tau from you all

Patient as a gun drone
But on plasma within
Once you aim your rifle
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, mob of idiots
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a tau out of you

I'm never gonna catch my breath
I bet I'm gonna get us all shot
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
I bet I'm gonna get us all caught
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

(Chorus:)
Be a tau
We must be sleek as the Barracuda
Be a tau
With all the force of a orca dropship
Be a tau
With all the strength of a mighty railgun
Magnificent as the bright side of the good

Time is racing toward us till the Orks arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're a pain to me, a bane to me
So pack up, deport you're through
How could I make a tau out of you?

(Chorus:)
Be a tau
We must be swift as the Barracuda
Be a tau
With all the force of a Orca dropship
Be a tau
With all the strength of a mighty railgun
Magnificent as the bright side of the good

(Chorus:)
Be a tau
We must be swift as the Barracuda
Be a tau
With all the force of a Orca Dropship
Be a tau
With all the strength of a mighty railgun
Magnificent as the bright side of the good

Beauty and the Beast: Angron[edit | edit source]

[Kharn:] Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Angron
Without a good war to wage
Every guy here'd love to be you, Angron
Even when frothing with rage
Every single World Eater was sired by you
Every man before you shall bow
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see how

No one's slick as Angron
No one's sick as Angron
No one wields a chainaxe quite as quick as Angron
For there's no man around half as hearty
Perfect, a prime specimen
You ask any Adeptus Astartes
And they'll tell you whose Chapter they want to be in

[Berzerkers:] No one's been like Angron
Had thick skin like Angron
[Kharn:] No one's able to create a din like Angron
[Angron:] As a Primarch, yes, I'm intimidating
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, that Angron

Give five "hurrahs!"
"For the Skull Throne!"
[Kharn:] Angron is the best
And the rest are all boned

[Berzerkers:] No one fights like Angron
Or ignites like Angron
[Champion:] In a riot nobody incites like Angron
[Daemonettes:] For there's no one as fearsome or angry
[Angron:] My raw energy cannot be caged
[Kharn:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or mangy
[Angron] (That's right!)
I'm bursting with boundless and unbridled rage

[Berzerkers:] No one hits like Angron
[Raptor:] Fights in pits like Angron
[Kharn:] In a BloodBowl match no one can blitz like Angron
[Angron:] I'm especially fond of obliterating
(Kablooey!)
[Berzerkers:] Ten points for Angron!

[Angron:] In the arena I received nerve implants
So I'd fight with no fear or remorse
So I gave my legion the same nerve implants
Now they are an unstoppable force

[Berzerkers:] No one shoots like Angron
No one loots like Angron
[Kharn:] Crushes skulls under ceremite boots like Angron
[Angron:] I use enemy heads for my decorating
[Berzerkers:] My what a guy, Angron!

Beauty and the Beast: Gaston[edit | edit source]

[Gaston:]       Who does she think she is? That lich has tangled with the wrong Paladin! No one says "die" to Gaston!
[LeFou:]        Heh heh. Darn right.
[Gaston:]       Plane-shifted! Hold-Personed! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
[LeFou:]        More beer?
[Gaston:]       What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
[LeFou:]        Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

               Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
               Looking so down in the dumps
               Every Fighter here'd love to be you, Gaston
               Even when taking your lumps
               There's no man in the party as admired as you
               You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
               Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
               And it's not very hard to see why

               No one smites like Gaston
               No one fights like Gaston
               No one puts down those zombies and wights like Gaston
               For there's no man in town half as manly
               Perfect, a pure paragon
               You can ask any Priest, God or Cleric 
               And they'll tell you whose crusade they prefer to be ooooooon!

[Chorus:] No one's been like Gaston 

               A Paladin like Gaston

[LeFou:] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [Gaston:] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating [Chorus:] My what a guy, that Gaston 

               Give five "hurrahs!"
               Give twelve "hip-hips!"

[LeFou:] Gaston is the best 

               And the rest is all drips

[Chorus:] No one Detects like Gaston 

               lacks defects like Gaston

[Cronie:] That foul villain's plans nobody wrecks like Gaston [Bimbettes:] For there's no one as burly and brawny [Gaston:] As you see I win duels without fail [LeFou:] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny [Gaston] (That's right!) 

               And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with mail.

[Cronies:] No one Turns like Gaston [Townsman:] witches burns like Gaston [LeFou:] A large pile of xp no one earns like Gaston [Gaston:] I'm especially good at exterminating 

               (Ka-Smite!)

[Chorus:] Ten points for Gaston!

[Gaston:] When I was a lad I killed four dozen orcs 

               Ev'ry morning to help me get strong
               And now that I'm grown I kill five dozen orcs
               So I've roughly the might of King Kong!

[Chorus:] No one heals like Gaston 

               Makes brutes squeal like Gaston

[LeFou:] Then goes tromping around wearing steel like Gaston [Gaston:] I use troll skulls in all of my decorating [Chorus:] Say it again 

               Who's a man among men?
               And then say it once more
               Who's the hero next door?
               Who's a super success?
               Don't you know? Can't you guess?
               Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
               There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

[LeFou:] And his name's G-A-S- T - 

               G-A-S-T -  E  -
               G-A-S-T-O  -  oh!

[Chorus:] Gaston

Mulan: A God Worth Killing For[edit | edit source]

[Pre-heresy marines]
It's a long time since,
we’ve seen a sign of our home.

[Angron]
Like some mindless grox,
it's Erebus, we must roam.

[Pre-heresy marines]
Amidst the clash of wars, our orders,
are easy to ignore!

[Horus]
Hey!
What do we need? A god worth KILLING for!

[Pre-heresy marines]
Huh?

[Horus]
That’s what I said, a god worth KILLING for!

[Fulgrim]
I want one with a perfect form
with skin that has no scars

[Angron]
My god will have a pair of horns,
with hide as red as Mars.

[Magnus]
I couldn’t care less about war or about dreams
It all depends on sneaky schemes.

[Pre-heresy marines]
Maim! Kill! Burn!
Huh!

[Mortarion]
What's this talk of gods, it sounds so odd,
I thought we're fighting for the Emprah of Man?

[Lorgar]
But he still ignores, the rewards of a GOD's plan.

[Pre-heresy marines]
Right now all we do, to serve our cause,
is fight chore after chore!

[Horus]
What do we want?

[pre-heresy marines]
A god worth KILLING for!

[Angron]
I think my god wants worthy skulls

[Magnus]
Well, mine will leave no chance unmined

[Alpharius]
Uh…How bout a...god that destroys all?
Exterminates mankind?

[All]
Neh…

[Mortarion]
My many pleas grant me disease,
that makes all hearts beat stiller

[Angron]
My pleas make me a blood-mad KILLER!

[Fulgrim]
I’ve a god who can, extend xir hand to all lands

[Angron]
But my god lets me, punch brutally, with my hands!
Main! Kill! Burn! Huh!

[Pre-heresy marines]
When we have our gods, not one of us
will need the Emperor!

[Horus]
What do we need?

[Pre-heresy marines]
A god worth KILLING for!

(Marching in from the other side, the loyalist marines come, in the middle of their own song)

[Guilliman]
Who do we love?

[Loyalist marines]
Our mighty Emperor!
(Whistling)
Our mighty Emper…

(They freeze in horror, confronted by the pre-heresy marines, now full chaos space marines)

Mulan: Honor to us all[edit | edit source]

This is what you give me to work with?
Well Sister, I've seen worse.
We're gonna turn this ork's ear
Into a steel purse.

We'll have you trained and armed,
Indoctrinated till you are alarmed.
Trust my recipe for Chaos harmed,
You'll bring glory to us all.

Wait and see, when we're through
Boys will gladly go to war with you.
With a bolter and a flamer too
You'll bring glory to us all.

A girl brings the Imperium
Great glory in one way,
By fighting for the Emprah
And this could be the day.

Priests want girls with strong faith (firm, fanatical)
Who work fast paced.
With a good bolter and the Emprah's grace
You'll bring glory to us all.

We all must serve our Emperor
Who guards us from his son.
The men can pass as guards,
But girls leave them outdone!

When we're through you can't fail,
Like the Emperor you will prevail.
How could any Priest say no sale?
You'll bring glory to us all.

[Canoness] An imperial eagle for serenity, a skull for devotion
Promethium flames for beauty
You must proudly show it.
Add another skull, just for luck
And even you can't blow it!

[Sister] Emperor, hear my plea!
Help me not to make a fool of me!
And to not tarnish your great glory!
Keep the Imperium standing tall!
As scary as the great deceiver
We will face the unbeliever!

[Citizens] Emperor, guard our girls
And our future as it fast unfurls
Please look kindly on these armoured pearls
Each a perfect soldier in your name!

Please bring glory to us
Please bring glory to us
Please bring glory to us
Please bring glory to us all

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Hellfire[edit | edit source]

[Inquisitor Frollo]: Have mercy, my Emprah
You know I am a righteous man.
Of my virtue I am justly proud.

Have mercy, my Emprah,
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, heretical crowd!

Then tell me, my Emprah
Why I see her standing there,
Why her ghosthelm's eyes still scorch my soul?

I feel her, I see her!
The sun caught in her spirit stones
Is blazing in me out of all control!

Like fire!
Warpfire!
This fire in my skin!
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin!

It's not my fault!
I'm not to blame!
It is the Eldar girl, the witch who set this flame!

It's not my fault,
It's Tzeentch's plan!
He made foul xenos so much stronger than a man!

Protect me, my Emprah!
Don't let foul Taldeer cast her spell!
Don't let heresy sear my flesh and bone!
Destroy the Farseer!
And let her feel Chaos's flames
Or else let her be mine and mine alone!

[Guardsman]: Inquisitor Frollo, the Eldar witch has escaped.

[Inquistor Frollo]: What?

[Guardsman]: She's nowhere in the fortress...she's gone.

[Inquisitor Frollo]: But how, I...nevermind! Get out, you idiot!

I'll find her!
I'll find her if I have to glass the entire system!

Warpfire!
Dark fire!
Now Taldeer, it's your turn!
Choose me or
Your pyre!
Be mine or you will BURN!

Emprah's mercy on me...

Emprah's mercy on her...

But she will be mine or
SHE
WILL
BURN!!!

Little Mermaid: Pillage This World[edit | edit source]

Look at my fleet,
isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my command is supreme?
I am Lord of the Maelstorm
The Chaos Lord Lugft Huron

Look at that world,
treasures untold.
How many weapons can a Forgeworld hold?
Looking around here you'd think
"Sure, we'll steal everything".

I've got soldiers and daemons a-plenty.
Got siege weapons and sorcerers galore.
That Blackstone Fortress? Gift from Abby!
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want moooore!

I want to be where the High Lords are.
I want to see,
want to see them suffering.
Running around without...
...what do you call them? Oh - spleens.

Raiding a world you don't get too far;
Crusades are required for big-time killing.
Strolling along down the...
...what's its name, again? "Cicatrix".

Look at them scream,
look at them run.
And claim their skulls for the Skull Throne
Blood running free
Burn, galaxy
Kill, maim and buuurn!

What would I give
If I could leave,
out of this Maelstorm!
Whom would I flay
to spend a day
down on Badab.

Here in the Warp
we understand.
We do not reprimend Astartes.
Brave post-humans,
sick of serving
that Carrion Lord!

I'm ready to know what the Dark Gods know.
Ask Tzeench my questions and get NINE answers!
Ask Slaanesh just how do I...
...what's the word? Raaaaaape!

When's it my turn?
A Black Crusade.
Wouldn't I love to be Warmaster!

Wish the Dark Gods
would turn to me.
The Blood Reaver.

Little Mermaid: Under the Sea[edit | edit source]

The shoeshine is always brighter
On somebody else's boot.
Fools dream 'bout leaving the Emprah
' But those dreams are evil's root.
Just think of the pains you'll suffer
Behind my punishment door
Such a painful death awaits you
So think of those things no more!

No Heresy
No Heresy
Soldier, it's better
Free of my fetters
Take it from me!
Out in the Eye they have no hope
In pain forever they must cope
While we devotin'
Full time to promotin'
No Heresy

Here in His light, we're happy
As off through the Warp they stray
The Lost in the Eye ain't happy
They mourn 'cause they lost their way
I charge through that swirling Warp-sea,
Cause heretics there I'll find,
The day I reveal their trech'ry
Guess who's gon' blow their mind? (Soldier: You-? *BLAM*)

No Heresy
No Heresy
Nobody beat us
Enslave or treat us
Ingloriously
We what the daemons like to corrupt
No heresy and their plan's is fucked
We got no worries
Nor fear of furies
No Heresy
No Heresy
Since duty's first here
We suffer no fear
Naturally
Even the surgeon an' the vox
They get the urge to cleanse the pox
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
No Heresy

The guard fights so hard
The marines look so mean
The AdMech fix da tech
And they prayin' serene
The priests kill the beasts
Ogryns start clobberin'
The psyker has lost his soul! (Psyker: What about my sou-?*BLAM*)
The tanks crush da flanks
Ratlings, rifles bring
The stormies fall out
The sisters, they sing!
The guard and navy
They never are lazy
An' oh I purge the foe!

No Heresy
No Heresy
When a foul daemon
Tries to corrupt men
My pistol fires free
What do they got? A lot of blood
We spill theirs in sod and mud
Each single man here
know how to pray here
No Heresy
Each young conscript here
My great wrath fear
No Heresy
Each vet'ran here
Know how to last here
That's why it's surer
To live more purer
No matter our places
We in the Emprah's graces
No Heresy

Frozen: Let it go[edit | edit source]

-Part 1-
The fire glows red on Prospero tonight
The Space Wolves we could not convince.
A planet of dead sorcerers,
and it looks like I'm the prince.

The warp is howling like this swirling storm inside,
Couldn't keep it in,
Emprah knows I've tried.

Don't cast a spell,
don't let them see,
Be the Primarch you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore.
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door.
I don't care
what they're going to say,
Let Prospero burn.
The Warp never bothered me anyway

It's funny how serving Tzeench
Makes everything seem small,
And the Emperor who controlled me
Can't get to me at all

It's time to see what I can do,
To test the limits and break through
No right, no wrong, no rules for me,
I'm free!

Let it go, let it go
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go, let it go
You'll never see me cry.
Here I stand,
And here I'll stay,
Let the storm rage on

My power flurries through the air into the ground
My soul is spiraling in daemonic force all around
And one thought crystallizes like a sorcerous blast
I'm never going back, the past is in the past

Let it go, let it go
And I'll rise like the break of dawn
Let it go, let it go
That Primarch slave is gone
Here I stand
In the light of day
Let Prospero burn.

The Warp never bothered me anyway!

== Necron Crypteks interpretation ==



the wasteland is empty not a soul is to be seen. A glorious Desolation, as it should have been This world is dieing as I lay my claim I did my best, adding it to my Hall of fame

Ill let them try, Ill let them die, but they fell before my might and now I am Right, invade, locate, Deploy then Destroooyy

and then gooo:

Exterminate Exterminate

Ill float your world in hate

Exterminate Exterminate

Just now they see its to late

I don’t care what they were going to do Ill keep moving on

They were all going to die anyway

It funny how some Destruction Make anything seems so frail and my Core glows with great delight as i watch how they Fail

Time to finish the protocol i broke the limits, I saw it though I was right they were wrong now they see

Exterminate Exterminate

Ill see the dust fly

Exterminate Exterminate

just follow their cry

Protocol request That ill do my best

So ill move on.

As the planet surface is wiped clean Ill bring out my extreme

As the atmosphere vaporize away ill see your die and decay there will be no Delay

Exterminate Exterminate

we will find another world again

Exterminate Exterminate

and set it to the Flame

Here I stand but it is done and so I move on.

They were all going to die anyway.


Moana: You're welcome[edit | edit source]

Okay, okay
I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well it's nice to see that my sons never change

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes it's really me, it's Father!
Breathe it in
I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!
But I swear I'm truly not a god

What can I say except "You're welcome"
For your hearts and your occulobe
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just mankind's Emperor!

Hey, what has two thumbs and united Terra
Sending man into a new era?
This guy!

In the ages of old
Who trapped the dragon down below?
You're looking at him, yo!

Oh, also I made you some sons
You're welcome
To fight for you and bring you fun

Also, I lit up the warp
You're welcome
To help your ships get you to war

So what can I say except you're welcome?
For the power I grabbed from Molech
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome, ha!
Tough I may have had to made some pacts
You're welcome, you're welcome

Well anyway, let me say you're welcome!
For the great Imperium you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, you gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome!
'Cause I'm gonna need that world
You're warping away, away
You're welcome!
Sorry, you don't get a vote
You're welcome, you're welcome
And thank you!

Dreamworks Adaptations[edit | edit source]

Although less prolific than Disney, some of Dreamworks' titles show great promise.

The Prince of Egypt: Playing with the Big Boys[edit | edit source]

[Cult Leaders]
By the power of Tzeentch...
Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...Malal...
Magnus...Lorgar...Curze...Angron...
Fulgrim...Khârn...Lucius...Typhus...
Mortarion...Perturabo...
Abaddon...Alpharius...Erebus...Slyte...
Fabius...Ahriman...
Tzeentch...Nurgle...Khorne...Slaanesh...
Magnus...Lorgar...Curze...Angron...
Fulgrim...Khârn...Typhus...Lucius...
Malal...Slaanesh...Khorne...Nurgle...Tzeentch...

So you think you've got friends on High Terra
With the power to put us on the run
Well, forgive us if we give a chortle
You'll know what power is when we are done
Mortal...

You're playing with the daemons now
Playing with the daemons now (Oh, that's nice...)
Every spell and gesture
Tells you who's your master
You're playing with the daemons now

You're playing with the daemons now
You're playing with the daemons now
Stop this vain resistance
Embrace your true existence
Give in to temptation now
Pick up your powerfist, boy
You're playing with the daemons now!

[Chanting Cultists]
By the power of Tzeentch
Nurgle, Khorne, Slaanesh, Malal
Magnus, Lorgar, Curze, Angron
Mortarion, Perturabo
Malal, Slaanesh, Khorne, Nurgle...

[Cult Leaders]
You're playing with the daemons now
You're playing with the daemons now
By the might of Horus
You will kneel before us
Kneel to our splendorous power...
You try to keep faith
But you know we're right
And just to show we feel no spite
You can be our acolyte
But first, boy, it's time to betray
(All the way!)
Or your soul will be consumed, boy
You're playing with the daemons now
Playing with the daemons
Now!

The Prince of Egypt: The Plagues[edit | edit source]

[Chorus]
Thus said the Gods:
Since you refuse to yield your reign
All through the Imperium of Man...

I send your soldiers on thy self
Into your space, throughout the void
Onto your worlds, into your streets
Into your habs, into your forts
Upon your ranks, on your troops
Upon your people in your hives
Into your minds, into your souls
And every aspect of your lives
I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus said the Gods!

[Horus]
Once I called you father
Once I thought the chance
to make you proud
Was all I ever wanted...

[Chorus]
I send the thunder from the sky
I send the fire raining down

[Horus]
And even now I wish the Gods
had chose another
Serving as your foe on their behalf
Is the last thing that I wanted...

[Chorus]
I send a hail of burning ice
On every field, on every hive

[Horus]
This was my home
All this pain and devastation
It never had to be this way
All the warriors who suffer
From your stubbornness and pride...

[Chorus]
I send such fleets out through the void
The galaxy has never seen
On every globe, on every world
Until there's nothing left of green
I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus said the Gods!

[Emperor]
You who I called my son
Why must you call down another blow?

[Chorus]
I send my scourge, I send my sword

[Horus]
Let my warriors rule

[Horus and Chorus]
Thus said the Gods

[Emperor]
You who I called my son
How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?

[Chorus]
I send the swarm, I send the horde...

[Emperor]
Then let my heart be hardened
And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so:
I will never let my empire go...

[Chorus]
Thus said the Gods:

[Horus]
Thus said the Gods:

[Emperor]
I will not...

[Horus, Emperor, and Chorus]
Let your (my) empire go!

The Prince of Egypt: Deliver us[edit | edit source]

[Kabalite Warriors]
Blood...Sweat...Pain...Soul...Faster!
Blood...And lift...Soul...And Pull
Pain...And raise up...Soul...Faster!

[Imperial Slaves]
With the sting of the whip on my shoulder
With the salt of my sweat on my brow
Emperor, God up high
Can you hear your people cry:
Help us now
This dark hour...

Deliver us
Hear our call
Deliver us
Lord of all, remember us, here in this xeno waste
Deliver us
There's a world you promised us
Deliver us to the promised world...

[Yocheved - Imperial captured agent]
Yal-di ha-tov veh ha-rach
(My good and tender son)
Al ti-ra veh al tif-chad
(Don't be frightened and don't be scared)
My son, I have nothing I can give
But this chance that you may live
I pray we'll meet again
If He will deliver us

(song is either high or low gothic, whichever works)

[Slaves]
Deliver us
Hear our prayer
Deliver us
From despair
These years of slavery grow too cruel to stand
Deliver us
There's a world you promised us
Deliver us
Out of bondage and
Deliver us to the promised world...

[Yocheved]
Hush now, my baby
Be still, love, don't cry
Sleep as you're embraced by the Emperor
Sleep and remember my last lullaby
So he'll be with you when you dream

(Yocheved gives the baby to a Marine Scout scouting the planet)

Noble Astartes
Fly gently for me
Such precious cargo you bear
Do you know somewhere
he can live free?
Astartes, deliver him there.

[Young SOB Initiate]
Brother, you're safe now
And safe may you stay
For I have a prayer just for you:
Grow, baby brother
Come back someday
Come and deliver us, too...

[Slaves]
Deliver us
Send a shepherd to shepherd us
And deliver us to the promised world

[Yocheved]
Deliver us!
Marine, deliver him there...

The road to El Dorado: It's tough to be a god[edit | edit source]

Mfw it's such a hot mixtape

After the Word Bearers's humiliation on Monarchia, Lorgar has refused to leave his room
[Lorgar]
I can't lead, I'm not qualified
He told me He won't be deified
We were disgraced by the Ultramarines

[Kor Phareon]
Lorgar, what are you talking about?!
The Emprah forced us to our knees
But religion is a need
We'd better seek some gods other than him

[Lorgar]
Other than him? Other than him? Other than him?
[Khor Phareon]
Chaos gods!

[Lorgar]
I shall look for some gods
Tread where mortals have not trod
I will be enlightened, I'll surpass Guilliman
Need an object of devotion
Need a subject for psalms

[Kor Phareon]
It's a rather touching notion,
all those prayers and those salaams.

[Lorgar]
And who am I to be hostile
if I'm chosen as their apostle?
If they say that I'm their man, that's what I am.

What's more, if we don't comply
with the chaos gods' wishes,
I can see us being sacrificed or cursed.

[Kor Phareon]
You have a point, yes, that's very good thinking.

So! Let's seek gods!
The perks are great.
Emprah gone without a trace!
The Word Bearers should not be rebuffed.

[Lorgar]
Never rebuff, never rebuff Word Bearers' prayers, no Father!

[Lorgar and Kor]
We'll seek old Colchis' gods
but we should get some Primarch's nods,
"Count your blessings,
corrupt Horus",
that's their advice.

[Lorgar]
It's great advice!

[Lorgar and Kor]
Steal the Kinebranch Athame

[Kor Phareon]
And wound Horus!

[Lorgar and Kor]
Form a cult!
Fight on Davin,
and make his legion
take him to the Serpent's Lodge.

[Kor Phareon]
Don a supernatural habit

[Lorgar]
We'd be crazy not to grab it!

[Lorgar and Kor]
So sign on our legion for heresy...he-re-sy!

Original Works[edit | edit source]

Blood On the Rocks (Gory, Gory, What a Helluva Way to Die)[edit | edit source]

He was just a rookie guardsman and he surely shook with fright,
He checked off his equipment and made sure his lasgun's primed,
He had to sit and listen to those awful Greenskins roar,
You ain't gonna fight no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)
You ain't gonna fight no more.

"Is everybody ready?" cried the sergeant looking on,
Our hero feebly answered, "Yes", and went a-marching on,
No sooner than he had begun, he took a grisly hit,
And he ain't gonna fight no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)
You ain't gonna fight no more.

He gasped in long, he cried out loud, falling into shock,
The entrails in his stomach spilled out and bundled on the rocks,
He felt the blood, he felt the cold, he felt death creeping up,
And he ain't gonna fight no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)
You ain't gonna fight no more.

The ambulance was on the spot, the Taurox running wild,
The medics jumped and scrambled fore, rolled up their sleeves and scowled,
For it had been a month or more since they'd received supplies,
And he ain't gonna fight no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)
You ain't gonna fight no more.

A grenade hit the ground and exploded with a BOOM,
His comrades all round were heard to say "A helluva way to die",
He lay there rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,
And he ain't gonna fight no more.

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, (X3)
You ain't gonna fight no more.

There was blood on the dirt, there were brains upon the rocks,
Gory bits, a-dangling from his combat suit,
He was a mess, they picked him up and poured him from his boots,
And he ain't gonna fight no more.

Boltgun[edit | edit source]

To the hive of Agua Frias came a stranger one grim day
Hardly spoke to the Arbites, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to slit his purse-strings, no one dared to make a slip
for the black-clad man among them had a boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip

It was early in the morning when he landed at the 'port
And he spent his day in houses of a foul and darkling sort
He's a heretic from offworld came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to weave some chaos with the boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip

In this town there lived a ganger by the name of Nocturne Red
Many Judges tried to take him and those men of law were dead
He was vicious and augmented at the age of one-oh-four
And the notches on his laslocks numbered ten and fourscore more
Ten and fourscore more

Now the stranger started showing there, to all the folks around
A strange brooch of foreign metal, Gothic I in silver bound
He came here on bitter business, to leave all the sinners dead
And on the list of purge-ed was the name of Nocturne Red
The name of Nocturne Red

Wasn't long before the rumors were relayed to Nocturne Red
But the ganger didn't worry- he would leave the 'quis'tor dead
Ninety men had tried to end him, ninety men had made a slip
Ninety one would be the 'quistor with the boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip

It was thirty-seven minutes 'fore the 'quistor found his prey
They met in a darkened fac'try where the bravest feared to stray
Scum were watching from the gantries, mutie creatures held their breath
they hoped this holy agent was about to meet his death
about to meet his death

There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the 'quistor is still talked about today
Nocturne Red had not cleared plasteel fore a boltshell fairly tore
And the 'quistors aim was blessed by Our Holy Emperor
Our holy Emperor

It was over in a moment and the final cleanse began
Mutant scum were cut down righteous, brightly burning as they ran
For the stranger brought stormtroopers and the Hive had made a slip
None escapes the Emperor's 'quistor with a boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip

Boltgun, Mars Boltgun

None escapes the Emperor's 'quistor with a boltgun on his hip
Boltgun on his hip

War Cant of Mars[edit | edit source]

011101110110000101110010...

Mine receptors witness glory from the burning of the flame
The fires of the forge are like the trumpets which proclaim
Our engines at full power, your destruction is our aim
Our Truth has come online

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)
Our Truth has come online

With heat and iron and industry we'll purge you from this world
You will sunder, melt, and shatter from the bolts of wrath we've hurled
And upon your ruined end, our blood red banners stand unfurled
Our Might has come online

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)
Our Might has come online

Traitor, Xeno, Heretek, they are as one to us
We will scorch them from existence with our engines devious
Our hate for them encoded into every bolt and truss
Our Wrath has come online

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)
Our Wrath has come online

Titans striding forward, Ordinatii by the score
They are drowning out blasphemers 'neath their great mechanic roar
Tradition is our bulwark, it endures forever more
Our Victory comes online

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)
Our Victory comes online

Deus est machina (X3)
Machina

Engage the linkage, Omnissiah (X3)
Our Victory comes online

011101110110000101110010...

Other Sources[edit | edit source]

Through random circumstance or creative providence, some songs and poems lend themselves to grimdarking regardless of what media they are tied to.

Amon Amarth: The Pursuit of Vikings[edit | edit source]

The warming sun returns again,
And melts away the snow,
The Sea of Claws free from icy chains,
Winter is letting go,

Standing on the ocean's side,
We can hear the waves,
Calling us out with tides,
To sail into our fate,

KHORNE! Guide our ships!
Our axes, spears and swords!
Guide us through storms that whip,
And in brutal WAR!

Our ships await us by the shore,
Time has come to leave,
Our country, families and homes,
For glory in setting south to torch,

Some of us wont return,
But that wont bring us down,
Our fate lies written in the web,
Woven by the Raven God,

A thrall is sacrificed,
Across the longship's bow,
And as we set our sails,
The Winds of Chaos begin to blow,

It carries out to sea,
With waking dreams of slaughter and pride,
And glorious all will be,
That with sword in hand will die!

KHORNE! Guide our ships!
Our axes, spears and swords!
Guide us through storms that whip,
And in brutal WAR!

KHORNE! Guide our ships!
Our axes, spears and swords!
Guide us through storms that whip,
And in brutal WAR!

Amon Amarth: Valhalla Awaits Me[edit | edit source]

Blood gushes from the wound,
The cut is wide and deep,
Right before he turns around,
He falls to his knees

A clear song rings in the blade,
As steel meets hardened steel,
I hear the sound of shattered wood,
A sword cuts through my shield,

I drop the shield and grab my axe,
A weapon in each hand,
A clear blow makes the helmet crack,
My axe cuts to the teeth!

I rip the axe from his skull,
Covered in blood and gore,
Leave the body lying dead,
Ready to kill some more,

My sword carves through flesh and bone,
Like a hot knife cuts through snow,
I smile when the bastard screams,
When I twist my sword,

SWORD! IN MY HAND!
AXE! ON MY SIDE!
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!
SOON! I WILL DIE!

SWORD! IN MY HAND!
AXE! ON MY SIDE!
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!
SOON! I WILL DIE!

BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!
WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!
WHEN I'M DEAD!

I raise my axe up above my head,
My eyes stare in furious rage,
Yet more blood will be shed,
This is a victorious day!

Blood gushes from the wound,
The cut is wide and deep,
Right before I turn around,
I fall to my knees,

SWORD! IN MY HAND!
AXE! ON MY SIDE!
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!
SOON, I WILL DIE!

SWORD! IN MY HAND!
AXE! ON MY SIDE!
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!
SOON, I WILL DIE!

BEAR-SKINS ON MY BACK!
WOLF'S JAW ON MY HEAD!
KHORNE'S HALLS AWAIT ME!
WHEN I'M DEAD!

Blood Bowl (to the tune of the theme from Coach)[edit | edit source]

Come on down and play some Blood Bowl
Get out your dice and have a roll
Nuffle's a vengeful god, we know
No matter what, you never know how it'll go

Let the blood lust consume your soul
Performance enhancers take their toll
Whether you win, whether you lose
Whatever plays that you may choose
All the fans want is Blood-
-Bowl!

Down to the stadium we'll stroll
To watch the Elves and Orks and Trolls
As they all scramble for the goal
While ripping each other and themselves all full of holes

So join us for every pass and throw
And every last bone breaking blow
Every kick, every touchdown
Violence and gore, round after round
It's all right inside the Blood Bowl!

Bon Jovi: Shot through the head (by Grey Knights)[edit | edit source]

Shot through the head
With that Astral Aim
Brothers you give Titan
A good name

An Angel of Death
walks through hell
A demon's name carved
on each storm bolter shell
Chains of Torment ain't got no hold on me
In service to Him you are always free

Oh, you're a loaded gun

Oh, there's nowhere to run
No one can save
the enemies of Man

Shot through the head
in the Emperor's name
Brothers you give Titan
A good name
The Hammerhand
and the Cleansing Flame
you give Titan
A good name

Salve Regina[edit | edit source]

Hail, holy Celestine, Living Saint
Emperor's Sword, our protector and our hope,
To thee do we cry,
Poor besieged daughters of the Emperor,
To thee do we send our pleas,
Mourning and weeping in this dark cosmos.

Turn then, most invincible protector,
Thine eyes of mercy towards us;
And after this our watch,
Show to us the blessed fruit of our God-Emperor,
O charitable, O loving,
O sweet Martyred one,

Pray for us, O holy Matron,
that we may be made worthy of the promises of the Emperor.

Team America Theme[edit | edit source]

All rise for the Imperial Anthem. Failure to sing along in full chorus is punishable by death!

Imperium...
Imperium...

Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
Subjugation is the only way yeah,
Heretics your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to,
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Imperium, FUCK YEAH!
What you gonna do when we come for you now,
It’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

Emperor, FUCK YEAH!
Space Marines, FUCK YEAH!
Guardsmen, FUCK YEAH!
Navy, FUCK YEAH!
Mechanicus, FUCK, YEAH!
PDF, FUCK YEAH!
Arbitrators, FUCK YEAH!
Inquisition, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Ogryns, FUCK YEAH!
Ratlings, FUCK YEAH!
Squats, FUCK YEAH!
Ecclesiarchy, FUCK YEAH!
Sororitas, FUCK YEAH!
Big tits, FUCK YEAH!
Grox steaks, FUCK YEAH!
Amasec, FUCK YEAH!
Lho sticks, FUCK YEAH!
Commissars, Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*

Order, FUCK YEAH!
Discipline, FUCK YEAH!
Imperial Creed, FUCK YEAH!
Sebastian Thor, FUCK YEAH!
Scrumball, FUCK YEAH!
Administratum, FUCK YEAH!
Munitorum, FUCK YEAH!
Assasinorum, FUCK YEAH!
Titan Legions, FUCK YEAH!
Sanctioned Psykers, fuck yeah... fuck yeah? FUCK YES *BLAM*
Uplifting Primer, FUCK YEAH!
Tomes of Knowledge (as have been deemed suitable for public reading by the Emperor's most Holy Inquisition), FUCK YEAH!

The Wurzels: Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)[edit | edit source]

(Sung from the perspective of a Ratling Sniper about an Adeptus Sororitas he's taken a fancy to)


I drove my Baneblade through your bunker last night
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I crushed them 'eretics 'neath the treads to keep quiet
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now somethin's tellin' me, you've finally noticed me
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need

Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key

I made her laugh *pew* Haha!

I'll Stick 'em in the guts, then give you all ya need
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll have ya two or three times, I'm a man built for speed
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
And then I'll light me pipe up, and then I will cram
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
My heavy shells up their arses while we purge all the land

Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key

Pphhwooaaarrr she's a lovely bit of stuff an'all

For seven years I've been stationed right here in this place
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Taking pot-shots at the 'eretics in the face
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
Now if I cleaned me long-las would ya change yur mind
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'd polish hard enough to keep the standard flying high

Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key

Who loves ya baby? THE EMPEROR!

Weren't we grand couple at that last big advance?
You had yur eviscerator and I had me long-las
In yur new power armour with yur incense smellin' grand
I wanted to duel you one-on-one, show you I'm good with me 'ands

Cos I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key
Come on let's mow the bastards down in perfect harmony
Oh you've got 20 headshots and I've got 43
Now I've got a Leman Russ Demolisher and I'll give you the key

Aarrr, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on yur holy relics haha!

Underfist: Halloween Bash[edit | edit source]

When Daemons come to wreck your world
And you need weapons to assist you
And the Space Marines just ain't around
Then Powerfist will rescue you.

It's what they do, Oh yeah!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Power...
Power...
Power, Power, Power fist!
Power, Power, Power fist!

When the warp attacks
And daemonic monsters run amock
And you're possessed by some form of soul
Then what you need is a psyker now!

Power fist, they're free!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Power fist, go!

Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody[edit | edit source]

Iz dis da real life?
Iz dis jus' fannasy?
Caught in a big push,
No 'scape from reality.
Open ya eyes, Look up at da skies and see,
I's jus' a poor boy, dun need no sympafy,
'Cause I'm big 'n mean, not a grot, chop and smash, shoot a lot,
Any way the waaagh goes doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Warboss, just killed an ork,
Put mah shoota 'gainst 'is 'ead, pulled my trigger, now 'e's dead.
Warboss, waaagh had just begun,
But now I's gone and shot up all ya nobs.
Warboss, ooh, Didn' mean ta make ya mad,
If I's not back again dis time tomorra,
Keep stompin', keep stompin' as if nuffin' really matters.

Too late, I gots shot up,
Sends hurtin' down me spine, body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face da troof.
Warboss, ooh, I dun' wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never waaaghed at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a beakie,
Zoggin' humies, Zoggin' humies, is it your turn to stomp now?
Thundabolts and Lightnins, very, very fright'ning me.
(Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka. (Gorkamorka.) Gorkamorka, Gorkamorka Gork n' Mork
Waaaaagh! I's just a poor boy an' nobody loves me.
'E's just a poor boy from a poor goff tribe,
Spare 'im 'is loife from dis monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will yas lemme go?
Xenos! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Xenos! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh Brother Captain, Brother Captain.) Bruvva Kaptin, lemme go.
Da Commissar 'as a boltgun put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you fink you can shoot me and spit in my eye?
So you fink you can curse me and leave me to die?
Oh, snotling, can't do dis to me, snotling,
Jus' gonna get out, jus' gotta get stompin' again!

Nuffin' really matters, Anyone can see,
Nuffin' really matters,
Nuffin' really matters to me.

Any way the waaagh goes.

Overhead: A pint of ale[edit | edit source]

IF YOU LIKE TO DRINK BEER, I TELL YOU I'M YOUR DWARF,
YE SIP SOME, YOU CHUG SOME, IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME!
(killer banjo solo)
I DON'T SHARE YOUR GREED, THE ONLY DRINK I NEED IS
A PINT OF ALE, A PINT OF ALE!!!!!!

Robert Browning: My Last Duchess[edit | edit source]

   That's my last adjutant painted on the wall, 

   Looking as if she were alive. I call 

   That piece a wonder, now: The Confessor 

   Worked busily that day, and there she stands. 

   Will't please you sit and look at her? I said 

   Confessor by design, for never read 

   Strangers like you that pictured countenance, 

   The depth and passion of its earnest glance, 

   But to myself they turned (since none puts by 

   The curtain I have drawn for you, but I) 

   And seemed as they would ask me, if they durst, 

   How such a glance came there; so not the first 

   Are you to turn and ask thus. Sir, 'twas not 

   My orders only, called that eager spot, 

   Of joy into her pallid cheek; perhaps 

   A Guardsman chanced to say "She wears her cap 

   Askew, as it please her," or "Prayer 

   Must never hope to match a lock of her hair 

   Taken from her head": such stuff 

   Was unacceptable, I thought, and cause enough 

   For flagellation (she did not). She had 

   An attitude - how shall I say - relaxed 

   Too easily beguiled; she listened to anything 

   She looked on, and her ears heard many things. 

   Sir, 'twas all one! Morning prayers, arrests, 

   The whispers of the Dark Gods in her breast, 

   The impious jibes some vulgar soldier 

   Would throw her way, unaware of her 

   Position and my power. All and each 

   would draw from her alike the approving speech, 

   Or an ear at least. She took confession - good - but prayed 

   Somehow - I know how now - as if her faith was any other jade. 

   A heretic. Who'd stoop to blame 

   This sort of crime? Even had you time 

   For a trial - which I had not - for heretic slime 

   And to say she burns, and to say "Just This 

   Is your fair fate, you lying bitch, 

   Traitor to the Emperor" - and if she let 

   Herself be lessoned so, nor plainly set 

   Her wits to yours, forsooth, and made excuse, 

   - E'en then would be some stooping, and I choose 

   Never to stoop. Oh sir, she prayed, no doubt, 

   On every feast, but which gods blessed without 

   Those same prayers? This became clear. I made commands. 

   Then prayers turned into screams. There she stands, 

   As if alive. Will't please you rise? We'll meet 

   The Governor below, then. I repeat, 

   The Inquisition's munificence 

   Is ample warrant that no just pretence 

   Of confession will be disallowed; 

   Though to find heresy, as I avowed, 

   At starting, is my object. Nay, we'll go 

   Together down, sir. Notice this seal, though, 

   The skull and I, together as you see, 

   Which gives certain... powers to me.

Charlie Daniels Band: The Devil Went Down to Georgia[edit | edit source]

The daemon went down to Terra,
He was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man chainswordin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the daemon jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy, let me you what:"
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too."
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you."
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the daemon his due:"
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "Mah nahme's Boreale ahnd it might be ah sin,"
"But Ah'll take yooouuur bet, yoouugghhrr gonna regrort, 'cos Ah'm the best thawt's ever beahn."

Boreale, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,
'Cause hellwarp's broke loose in Terra and Tzeentch deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the daemon gets your soul.

The daemon opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
And blue fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of Nurglings joined in and it sounded somethin' like this:
When the daemon finished, Boreale said,
"Worl, you're prehtty guud, oorrld sawn,"
"But sit dorn in that cheer rigghht ther and let me show you whore it's dorne"

Fire on the monolith.
Run, boys, run
Slaanesh in the House of the Rising Sun.
Squiqs in the bread pan pickin' out dough.
Granny, does your cyberdog bite?
No, child, no.

The daemon bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Boreale's feet.
Boreale said, "Daemon, just cuhm on baahhck if you ever wahnt to trah agahin."
"'Cause Ah told you once, you son of a grot,"
"Ah'm the best that's evah bihn."

Iron Maiden: Aces High[edit | edit source]

There goes da sirun dat warns o' da air raid
Den comz da sound o' da shootaz: DakDakkaDak
Owt fer da scramble we've godda git airborne
Godda git up fer da comin' attak.

Jump in da cockpit an start up da enginz
Lode up da grotz derz no time to muck about
Gavverin' speed as weeb 'ed down da runway
Godda git airborne an smoke dose gitz out

Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'
Rollin', turnin', divin', goin' in again
Scurryin', scramblin', flyin'
Rollin', turnin', divin'
Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die
Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh.

Move in ter fire at da mainstream o' bombaz
Giv em some dakka an den turn away
Roll ober, spin round ter cumz in behind 'em
Move ter their blindsidz an firin' again

Runtie ships oe'r da Horizon, muv in behin' us
Down on da ground dere's jes deadboys and lootaz
'Eading up an turnin' our flash ter mug dem
'Eading straight fer dim meeb per-ss down on mi shootaz.

Rollin', turnin', divin'
Rollin', turnin', divin' ('ere we go agin!)
Rollin', turnin', divin'
Rollin', turnin', divin'
Scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, du or die
Won't ya scurry, liv ter fly, fly ter liv, Deffskwad 'igh

Iron Maiden: The Trooper[edit | edit source]

You’ll take my life but I’ll take yours too
You’ll fire you railgun but I’ll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You’d better stand there’s no turning back

The Ethereal speaks as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and krootox breath
As you plunge into a certain death

The horse he sweats with fear we break to run
The mighty roar of the Tau guns
And as we race towards the xenos wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the Tau fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won’t live to fight another day

(Guitar Solo)

We get so close near enough to fight
When a Firewarrior gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body’s numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear I draw my parting groan

My Chemical Romance: The Black Parade[edit | edit source]

WHEN I WAS
A GUARDSMAN,
MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS
TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY

HE SAID,
"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,
WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,
AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"

HE SAID
"WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM,
THE DAEMONS, AND ALL THE FILTHY XENOS,
THE SCHEMES THAT THEY HAVE MADE?"

FOR ONE DAY, I'LL LEAD YOU,
TO ELDAR,
AND TAU AND ORKS AND NECRONS,
TO JOIN THE DARK CRUSADE."

WHEN I WAS
A GUARDSMAN,
MY SERGEANT TOOK ME TO EASTERN KRONUS
TO SERVE IN VICTORY BAY

HE SAID,
"SON WHEN YOU GROW UP,
WILL YOU BE THE SLAYER OF THE MUTANT,
AND THOSE WHO GO ASTRAY?"

~

This world it needs reclaiming, in the God-Emperor's Name.
And for Him we will charge into the breach.
And through it all, the war's loud call, the bodies in the trench,
We'll fight until the victory's within reach,

We’re marching on,
We’re marching on
And when we’ve killed the mutants,
The Imperial Guard will march straight on
We’re marching on
I’ll take my lasgun and reload it,
The cadence can’t contain it.

The Baneblade sends them reeling, it decimates them all
The Basilisk shells fall upon our foes
So burn the Ork and stab the Tau
Let's shout our victory clear
There’s no damn enemy who’ll bring us low

We’re marching on
We’re marching on
And when we’ve killed all of the xenos,
The Imperial Guard will march straight on
We’re marching on
Necrons lie broken and defeated
The Cadian 4-12th marches

~

All the Chaos forces we will shoot
Ooh oh ohhhh
Word Bearer helmets crack beneath our boots
Ooh oh ohhhh
The other races run because the Guard is coming,

Do or die, you'll never beat us
Over this land, our banner we’ll unfurl
The Emperor is right there with us
We’ll kill them all, and then reclaim this world

We won't explain or say we’re sorry
We are the Guard, we are Imperial Might
Give a cheer for all we’ve beaten
Listen here, because for you we fight

We are but men, We are all heroes
Not Spess Mehreens, yet we will hold the line
Our enemies will rage against us

We
Don't
Care!

We’re marching on
We’re marching on
And when the heretics and traitors
Are purged the Guard will march straight on
We’re marching on
Enemies broken and defeated
The Imperial Guard is marching on

No space elf witch, No Bloody Magpie
No greenskin axe, No advanced battlesuit
No evil priest, No undead robot
No enemy, can ever beat us (We’re marching on)

Tank after tank, Cadian courage,(We’re marching on)
Man after man, no matter how hard (We’re marching on)
This war will be, you'll never beat us
For the God Emperor, We’re the Imperial Guard!
(Imperial Guard!)

Harvey Andrews: British Soldier[edit | edit source]

In a spaceport in the city a young guardsman stood
Talking to the natives there if they would
Some just stared in hatred, and others turned in pain
And the lonely guardsman boy wished he was home again

Come join glorious guard! Said the posters in his block
See new worlds and have your fun and serve your emperor
His skills were surely lacking and his family had to eat
So he took the emperors oath and enlisted for up to fight

For there was no fear of fighting, to the conquered he’d be sent
Just ten years getting paid to watch
Then leave a glorious victor, a man who’d made the grade
A medal and some land, and memories in trade

Then came the call of Tash’ren, as it had come before
Another bloody chapter in an unending war
The people stood on both sides, the people they stood behind
Another fight in futilities name, the weak against the blind

The guardsman stood between them, between the whistling stones
And then the broken bottles, that lead to more patrols
The crude bombs that burnt him, the nails that pierced his skin
And wish he’d just stayed home, working with his friends

The starport filled with people the guardsman soon was bored
But better in the port than where the soldiers warred
The room filled up with the xenos females, their younglings in tow
Who stared with itchy fingers at the guardsman and his gun

A yell of fear a pulse of engines the shattering of glass
The window of the port broke to let the package pass
A scream came from the defeated as they ran towards the door
Dragging their younglings crying from the charge upon the floor

The guardsman stood and could not move, his gun he could not use
He knew the bomb had seconds and not minutes on the fuse
He could not run and pick it up and throw it in the street
There were far too many people there, too many running feet

Take cover! yelled the guardsman, Take cover for your lives
And the Aliens threw down their young and stood before their wives
They turned towards the soldier their eyes alive with fear
For the greater good’s sake, save our children or they'll end their short lives here

The guardsman ran towards the bomb his stomach like a stone
Why was this his battle in the emperors name, why was he alone
He lay down on the package and he murmured one farewell
To those at home in Nimbossa to those he loved so well

He saw the sights of harvest felt the wind upon his brow
The young girls in the munitorum parks, how precious were they now
The soaring of the sw’it the beauty of the swilope
The music of the cheering choir so soon would it be gone

A muffled soft explosion and the room began to quake
The guardsman blown across the floor, his blood a crimson lake
There was no time to cry or shout there was no time to moan
And they turned their children's faces from the blood and from the bones

The crowd outside soon gathered and the chimeras came
To carry off the body of a pawn lost in the game
And the crowd they clapped and cheered and they sang their heretical song
One guardsman less to interfere where he did not belong

And will the young growing up learn at their mothers' knees
The story of the guardsman who bought their lives
Who used his youthful body as a means towards an end
Who gave his life to those who called him murderer not friend

Will Smith: Men In Black[edit | edit source]

Here come the Knights in Grey
Imperium's defenders
Here come the Knights in Grey
They won't let you remember

The righteous bear armor of grey, ok
Just in case they have to come and send some Daemons away
The order given to them, Or-do M
Means with ease they will banish them
So do not your eyes avert
Or Chaos with ease will soon convert
The chosen of the Emperor
Number one Daemon purgers
But to our Battle Brothers we don't exist
On our Ordos most classified list
Daemon infestation? to the Emperor pray
Cause you never know when we might save the Day, and..

Here come the Knights in Grey
Imperium's defenders
Here come the Knights in Grey
They won't let you remember

Ozzy Osbourne: Hellraiser[edit | edit source]

Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode
around’ da world ta krump beakies good
sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff
but I still asnt ad enuf
I keep tellin dat its gettin a lot
but I no ize a liar
feelin al rite in da noize n da lite
but dats wut makes me waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh


‘ell raiser, in da funder and ‘eat
‘ell raiser, rock ya bak in ya seet
‘ell raiser, an ize gon make it come troo
‘ell raiser, ize gon do sum weird boy fings to you

Waaaaghin on anuvver world,
Anuvver hive anuvver place
sumtimes I dun feel too gud
ize get dis funny feelin an stuff
da boyz keep sayin dat its not good fer me
but bein a grot dun make it
out of control, I playz da ultimate roll
But dats wut lites my fire

Chorus

Im waaaaaghing on an endlis rode
around’ da world ta krump beakies good
sumtiems it ‘eels so tuff
but I still asnt ad enuf
out of control, I playz da ultimate roll
But dats wut lites my fire
Chorus

Nancy Sinatra: These Boots Were Made For Walking[edit | edit source]

You's keep sayin' you's got sumfing for me.
Sumfing you call WAAAGH!, but 'fess up.
You's been muckin' where ya shudn' be muckin'
An' now some uver gitz got all ya swag.

Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.
One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.

You's keep lootin' when you's ought ta be krumpin'
An' you's gots no wins, only beats.
You's stayin' weedy when ya ought ta be 'ard
Now wotz proppa's proppa, an' ya ain' been proppa yet.

Dese gitz was made fer choppin', an' dats just wot they'll do.
One uv dese days da ladz is gunna stomp all uver you.

You's keep sulkin' where ya 'spose ta be loud.
An' you's keep finkin' you's sumfin' speshul.
Ha! Gotz me a brand new Choppa wotz dead killy,
An' I ain' 'ad time fer breakin' it in...

Ready ya gitz? Start choppin'!

Sabaton: Attero Dominatus[edit | edit source]

Attero!
Dominatus!
The Hive is burning
Denique!
Interimo!
The Tau has fallen

We stand at the gates of the Hive
With two and a half million men
With six thousand tanks in our ranks
Use them as battering rams

Artillery leading our way
A million grenades has been launched
The xenos must pay for their crimes
The wings of the xeno’s been broken

Commander Chenkov's orders:
Serve me the Hive on a plate!
Disregard the losses
The city is ours to take

The price of a war must be payed
Millions of lives has been lost
The price must be paid by the Tau
That started the war in M.40's

The year of 200.M45
The year when the xenos will fall
We're inside the gates of the Hive
The beaks of the xeno's been broken

Commander Chenkov's orders:
Serve me its head on a plate
Disregard the losses
The xeno's land is ours to take

March!
Fight!
Die!
In the Hive!
March!
Fight!
Conquer!
The Hive!

Sabaton: Wolfpack[edit | edit source]

To the sector came the Eldar
Mars and Dictator
leading the convoy west

Took the warp gate in
The long jump back - Convoy to Gryphonne
Mars, Dauntless, Dictator leading
Titans to the forge
And upon the asteroid belt
Lies the silence of the sails
On the dog's watch in the final hour
The corsair fleets appear

On all the auspex it seems quiet and calm
Deep down below the xenos lurks

To the sector came the Eldar
Mars and Dictator
Leading the convoy west
In their own track came the wolfpack
Mars led the convoy
Into the hornet's nest

At the crack of dawn the second watch
Dauntless wracked with flames
Half the convoy hulked or disabled
Heading to Command
But below the fleet ecliptic
Out of sensor range
On the second watch in the final hour
The corsair fleets return

The Eldar come in for a second time
To make the Monkeigh face their fate

To the sector came the Eldar
Mars and Dictator
Leading the convoy west
In their own track came the wolfpack
Mars led the convoy
Into the hornet's nest

Lances blazing, fighters failing
M42 when
The Navy did fail the test
To the sector came the Eldar
Mars and Dictator
Leading them into death

Asuryan makes the contact and lead them
Isha's Tears scores a kill in the dark
She Who Thirsts sinking 4 in 2 approaches
Fading Star cut in half by a lance

Sabaton: Panzerkampf (Chaos Edition)[edit | edit source]

Into the Imperial Land the Chaotic Army March

In Segmentum Obscuros, Millennium 43
Tanks line up in thousands, as far the eye can see
Ready for the onslaught, ready for the Fight
Waiting for the Imperials, to march into the trap

Traps were placed in darkness, in the cover of the night
Waiting to be trigged, when the time is right
In the imagination imminent attack
Once the battle started there was no turning back

The end of the Imperium draws near
It’s time has come to an end
The end of an era is near
It’s time, to attack

Into Imperial land the chaotic army march
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge
Titans on cadian soil a thundering release
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash

Fields of western Cadia were the heat of battle burned
Suffered heavy losses the tie of war was turned
Driving back the Imperials, fighting on all fronts
Out of the Cadian sector, out of chaotic land

Reinforce the frontlines cause the imperials to retreat
Send in all reserves securing their defeat
Believers of the Dark Gods, broke the citadel
Ruins of a planet, Imperials rest in hell

The end of the Imperium draws near
It’s time has come to an end
The end of an era is near
It’s time, to attack

Into Imperial land the chaotic army march
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge
Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash

ONWARD BROTHERS, AMRIES OF THE DARK GODS CHARGE

Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands
Will of the Dark Gods, strongly they command
Oh, Lord Abbadon, conqueror of lands
Finally victorious the chaotic army stands

The end of the Imperium draws near
It’s time has come to an end
The end of an era is near
It’s time, to attack

Into Imperial land the chaotic army march
Brothers side by side to stop the Imperial charge
Titans on cadian soil a thundering Release
One billion man of war the chaotic wrath unleash


Sabaton: Resist and Bite[edit | edit source]

The WAAAGH is coming swiftly,
The borders closing in!
We're a company of soldiers,
Mere forty autos strong

All alone
Stand alone

Hades hive is burning,
And Ghazkull is at hand;
As the Greenskins pushing harder,
The WAAAGH is all around!

All around
Hold your ground!

Fight all eighteen days of battles,
No odds are on our side,
Few will fight for all until the slugbolts are gone

We!
We will resist and bite!
Bite hard!
Cause we are all in sight!
We!
We take up arms and fight!
Fight hard!
Resist and do what's right!

No matter our fighting,
The numbers will still count!
We're out gunned and few in numbers,
We're doomed to flag of fail!

We fought hard,
Held our guard!

But when killed by the Greenskins,
And we revealed the truth!
We'll die it with a smile,
We will surprise them with a laugh!

We are all!
We were all!

We were told to hold the border,
And that is what we did;
Honored were our orders,
In despite of our foe!

We!
We will resist and bite!
Bite hard!
Cause we are all in sight!
We!
We take up arms and fight!
Fight hard!
Resist and do what's right!

Gloria fortis miles!
The Ork hoard closing in,
Adversor et admorsus!
The Beast against the Eagle,
Gloria fortis miles!
The Ork hoard closing in,
Adversor et admorsus
The Beast against the Eagle...

<Instrumental>

We!
We did resist and bite!
Bite hard!
Cause we were all in sight!
We! We took up arms and fought!
Fought hard!
Resist and did what's right!

Sabaton: Panzerkampf[edit | edit source]

Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHHH March!

In the Imperium of Mankind, Millennium 41'st
Tanks line up in millions, as far the eye can see.
Ready for the onslaught, ready for the fight.
Waiting for the xenos, to march into the trap.

Mines are placed in darkness.
In the cover of the night.
Waiting to be triggered.
When the time is right.

Imminent invasion.
Imminent attack.
Once the battle's started.
There's no turning back.

The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.
Its time has come to an end.
The end of an era is here.
It's time to attack.

Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.

Fields of Armegeddon, feel the heat of battle burned.
Suffered heavy losses, the tide of war has turned.
Driving back the greenskins, fighting on four fronts.
Drive them Off of Imperium, out of Human land.
Reinforce the frontline, force the xenos to retreat.
Send in all the reserves, securing their defeat.
Guardsmen of Imperium broke the invasion.
Ruins of an army, greenskins rest in hell!"

The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.
Its time has come to an end.
The end of an era is near.
It's time to attack.

Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.

Oh, Imperium of Mankind, union of worlds.
Will of the people, strong in command.
Oh, God Emperor, protector of Man.
Once more victorious, the Imperial Guard stands.

The end of the Ork WARGHHH draws near.
Its time has come to an end.
The end of an era is here.
It's time to attack.

Into the Imperium the Ork WARGHH march!
Guardsmen, stand side by side, to stop the xeno charge.
Gargants on Human soil Thunder in the west.
Twelve billion Guardsmen at war, Imperial wrath unleashed.

Sabaton: Primo Victoria[edit | edit source]

Through the Cadian Gate
As we make our way to Glory
Through the Chaos Hordes
Imperium Victoria!

We've been training for years
But we're ready to strike
As the great Imperium will win
We're the first wave on planet
We're the first ones to fall
No soldiers drop landed before

In the dawn of war they will pay
With their lives as the price
History's written today
In this burning Warp chasm
Know that nothing remains
As our forces nuke all the Traitors

Aiming for killshots though using a las
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks!

Through the Cadian Gate
As we make our way to glory
Through the Chaos Hordes
Imperium Victoria!

On a Daemon World
Within the Eye of Terror
Near the Heretics
Death is upon them

We've been here before
Used to this kind of war
Warp fire goes over the trench
Our orders are easy
It's kill or be blammed
The Commissars shoot those who fail

In the dawn of war they will pay
With their lives as the price
History's written today
Now we are at war
With the Despoiler again
This time Creed knows what to plan

Aiming for killshots though using a las
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks!

Through the Cadian Gate
As we make our way to glory
Through the Chaos Hordes
Imperium Victoria!

On a Daemon World
Within the Eye of Terror
Near the Heretics
Death is upon them

Millennium of the 41st
Baneblades are turning the war
Titans all march to victory
Just as planned

Aiming for killshots though using a las
Victory is ours with mecha and Tanks!

Through the Cadian Gate
As we make our way to glory
Through the Chaos Hordes
Imperium Victoria!

On a Daemon World
Within the Eye of Terror
Near the Heretics
Death is upon them

Through the Cadian Gate
As we make our way to Glory
Through the Chaos Hordes
Imperium Victoria!

On a Daemon World
Within the Eye of Terror
Near the Heretics
Imperium Victoria!

Sabaton: Stalingrad[edit | edit source]

Fresh from orbit
From the dropships came to Comrades aid
City in despair
Almost crushed by Ghazkulls army

Oh its grimmer than hell
Ghazkull's forces advancing

The sound of the bolters
The music of death
A grand symphony

See your friends fall
Hear them pray to the gods
Your emperor denies

Every man dies alone
And when your time comes
You will know that its time

Yarrick's fortress on fire
Is this madness or hell

The sound of the bolters
The music of death
We're playing Chaos's symphony
Violins as lasguns
Conducted from hell

Oh Hades Hive
Morte Vedae

Are you praying
Do you follow the Commissars lead
No one knows you
No one cares but a single violin

Play the score of the dead
Know the daemon within

The sound of the bolters
The music of death
We're playing Chaos's symphony
Violins as lasguns
Conducted from hell

Sabaton- Panzer Battalion[edit | edit source]

Out of the warp no Daemos we fear
Piercing the void as we charge
An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse
Closing the end of it's march

This time we're here to finish a job
Started a millenia ago
Driving the heretics out of their holes
To bury them with promethium

Armoured guns of mass destruction
Killers in the expanse
Rats who dares to stand before us
Feel our lance go live

[Chorus:] Death in the shape of a Lunar battlecruiser
Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead
cannot outrun our Lunar battlecruiser

Millions of tons of armour and guns
Making it's way through the expanse
Our Lunar battlecruiser is back for revenge
Artillery sweeping the land

First strike is ours no mercy is shown
There's rivers of blood in our track
Breaking their waves of defence with our guns
Emperor watching our back

Blow their void shield clear for deep strike
Ready for the storm
Minefields swept there's no surrender
Feel our lances burn

[Chorus x2]

Out of the warp no Daemos we fear
Piercing the void as we charge
An armoured battlecruiser on course to the expanse
Has reached the end of it's march

Armoured guns of mass destruction
Killers in the expanse
Rats who dares to stand before us
Feel our lance go live

Lunar battlecruiser
Insolent xenos don't run face your fate you are dead
Lunar battlecruiser

Sabaton: Nuclear Attack[edit | edit source]

Prepare for cyclonic attack!

Dropped from low orbit, the xenos erased
Threat to mankind is contained
A power unheard of, a power unseen
Flash out of nowhere, the world is burning
8:16 Standard, the Tyranid swarms realized something was wrong
The swarm feels explosions, destruction and pain
Air strike from space, tendril gone in a blaze!

Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back
Prepare for cyclonic attack!
Bombed into the dust
Prepare for cyclonic attack!
Exterminatus
Strike back!
Xenos filth will bleed
Another cyclonic attack!

From the Necrons came the second assault
Threat to tomorrow made plain
11:02 on the 9th of August
Over the world's curve like ball lightning
The bomb detonates, and the world turns to waste
Barren for all time to come
The Monoliths burning, the Tomb World destroyed
Surrender your war, else you'll perish in flame!

Second attack, Inquisition turning back
Prepare for cyclonic attack!
Bombed into the dust
Prepare for cyclonic attack!
Exterminatus
Strike back!
Xenos filth will bleed
Another cyclonic attack!

Ships painted black, Inquisition turning back

Another, another, another
Cyclonic attack!
Bombed into the dust
Prepare for cyclonic attack!
Exterminatus
Strike back!
Xenos filth will bleed
Another cyclonic attack!
Bombed into the dust
Prepare for cyclonic attack!
Exterminatus!
Strike back!
Xenos filth will bleed
Another cyclonic attack!
A cyclonic attack!

Sabaton: Carolus Rex[edit | edit source]

All embrace me, it's my time to rule at last
10,000 years have I been waiting to sit upon my throne

No allegiance I will swear no oath
Crowned by Man, not by the warp as my power is divine

They thought I was too young to rule the land
Just as they failed to understand
Born to rule
My time has come

I was chosen by Mankind
Say my name when you slay
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise
With the Marines my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

Proved in battle, led my men to victory
No man alive or dead commands me, I answer to my own

Hear my orders, question me and die
What I say was said on Terra, and so it shall be done

I know I was destined to rule alone
All for myself I have claimed the throne
Born to rule
My time is now

I was chosen by Mankind
Say my name when you slay
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise
With the Marines my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

Onward, Astartes! The Heretics are Here! Crush them and throw them though the gates of the Warp!

All that's thine shall be mine there's no stopping me
All over the galaxy my rule shall be questioned by none
All I see, give to me, that is my decree
My will be done

I know I was destined to rule alone
Just as they failed to understand
Born to rule
My time is now

I was chosen by Mankind
Say my name when you slay
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise
With the Marines my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

With the Marines my protector
Make them bow to my will
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise
To the Stars, see the Emperor rise

Sabaton: Rorke's Drift[edit | edit source]

News that came that morning told that the main force had been slain,
Chance for peace and justice gone, and all talks had been in vain
Shas'o had been offended and he had gone the path of war
Now that fifteen million men are dead, and the Tau are at the door

Xenos attack,
Fight back to back
Show them no mercy and
FIRST RANK FIRE,
SECOND RANK FIRE
Facing, awaiting
A hostile world, a bastion held, banners unfurled
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their story told, Rorke's Drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as they head towards the drift,
Stacking boxes, fortifying, preparations must be swift
Mechs with iridium armor facing uniforms and guns,
As the plamsa fire echoes higher, drowning out lasguns

(chorus)

M41.999, when a few held the line
(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )
When the last stand was made, and Imperium saved
(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )

(Repeat Chorus)

Sabaton: 40:1[edit | edit source]

Baptized in fire
Thousand to one

So silent before the storm
Awaiting command
A few has been chosen to stand
As one outnumbered by far
The orders from high command
Fight back, hold your ground!

In early September it came
A war unknown to the galaxy
No heretic may enter that land
That is protected by bloody hand
Unless you are thousand to one
Your force will soon be undone

Baptized in fire
Thousand to one
Spirit of Emprah
Death and glory
Marines of Terra
Second to none
Wrath of the Crusade brought to a halt

The 811 of M37 it starts
The rage of Abaddon
A barrage of bolters and meltas
Stand past, the bunkers will hold
The reclusiarch has pledged his life
[Thalastian Jorus] I'll face my fate here!
The sound of demolishers
So fierce
The thunder of arms

So come, bring on all that you've got
Come warp, come Matt Ward, never stop
Unless you are thousand to one
Your lives will soon be undone

(Repeat chorus)

Always remember, a fallen soldier
Always remember, battle brothers at war
Always remember, a fallen soldier
Always remember, battle brothers at war
Always remember, a fallen soldier
Always remember, buried in history

No heretic may enter that land
That is protected by bloody hand
Unless you are thousand to one
Your force will soon be undone

(Repeat chorus)

No, no, no!

Sabaton: Defence of Moscow[edit | edit source]

As Chaos overrun, Cadia M41
They don't belong, we stand our ground, a trillion strong
We are ready for their strike, face the army of Abaddon
A trillion strong, this is our home, they don't belong

Hear Castellan Creed’s, and the Emperor’s orders
Defend the Imperium, Cadia shall not fall!

Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld
Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm
Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender
Force them into retreat, and into defeat

Face the volleys of our guns, for Cadia’s daughters and her sons
All the brave, who stand against the traitor wave
Hundreds of landing zones, Shock troops returning home
Day and night, they're coming back, to join the fight

From Kasf Myrak to Kasr Trunch
Call of the Emperor, Cadia shall prevail!

Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld
Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm
Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender
Force them into retreat, and into defeat

Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld
Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm
Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender
Force them into retreat, and into defeat

Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld
Heed your duties call, and brace for the storm
Cadians will never give in, there is no surrender
Force them into retreat, and into defeat

Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeworld

Stan Ridgeway: Camouflage[edit | edit source]

I was a young guardsmen on a search patrol, huntin' heretics down,
It was in the jungle wars on Ghoroi V
My lazgun fried and I got stuck way out and all alone
And I could hear them heretics moving in close outside
Just then I heard a twig snap and I grabbed my broken gun, and I dug in scared while I counted down my fate
And then a Space Marine, a Raptor with a pair of friendly eyes, appeared there at my shoulder and said wait
When he came in close beside me he said "don't worry son, I'm here, them heretics want to tangle now they'll have two to dodge"
I said well thanks a lot I told him my name and asked him his, and he said my brothers call me camoflauge

Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem
Ohh camoflauge, I was awfully glad to see this Space Marine

Well I was gonna ask him his home planet, when we heard the 'jectiles fly, coming through the woods, and all around my ears
It was then I saw this Space Marine light a fire in his eyes, and it was strange but suddenly I forgot my fears

Well we fought all night and side by side we took our battle stance, and I wondered how the bullets missed this man
Cause they seemed to go right through him, just as if he wasn't there, and in the morning we both took a chance and ran
And it was near the river bank where the ambush came on top of us, and it thought it was the end and we were had
Then a bolt round with my name on it came buzzing through a bush, and this Space Marine he just caught it with his hand, just like it was a fly

Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem
Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine

And I knew there was something weird about him, cause when I heard a crack, he'd pulled a Leman Russ right off its tracks, and squashing them heretics with it
From here to kingdom come

When he led me outta danger I saw HQ and waved goodbye, he just looked at me from the jungle and then was gone
And when I got back to my Regiment, I told them about my night, and the battle I spent with a Space Marine named Camoflauge
When I said his name the Commisar gulped, and an apothecary took my arm, and led me to big tent on the right
He said you may be telling true son, but this here is camoflauge, and he's been right here since I gave him peace last night
But before he went he said Semper Fi and said his only wish, was to save a young Guardsmen caught in a barrage
So here take his bolter son, I know he wants you to have it now
And we both said a prayer for a Space Marine named camoflauge

Ohh camoflauge, things are never quite the way they seem
Ohh camoflauge, This was an awfully strange Marine

Edgar Allan Poe: The Raven[edit | edit source]

Once upon a battlefield dreary, where I cowered, spent and bleary,
Within an Imperial bunker, darkly stained with dust and gore -
As I cowered, nearly shuttering, suddenly there came a sputtering
As some weapon quickly stuttering - firing at my bunker door.
"`Tis some bolter", I murmured, "firing at my bunker door -
Only this and nothing more."

Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,
And the brightly burning bastions lit the horizon by the score.
Eagerly, on freedom drunker; - vainly had I sought to hunker
In this heavy Imperial bunker - with perhaps a tunnel in the floor -
A safe and empty fortress with perhaps a tiny tunnel in the floor -
Only this and nothing more.

And the mad raving howling of each distant Space Wolf prowling
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before.
So that now, to the beating of my heart, I stood entreating
"`Tis some Space Wolf there repeating, firing at my bunker door -
Some common Grey Hunter rapid-firing at my bunker door -
This it is and nothing more."

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer
"Marine," said I, "or Scout, your attention I implore;
The bunker walls are thick - they are made of tempered brick
And your bolters do not nick the slightest scratch or tiny score -
Not a dimple, dent, depression, dip, scratch or tiny score -
Away now, and fire no more."

Then in the bunker slumping, presently I heard a thumping
A pounding - rattling many times fiercer than before.
And soon I began to screech - the bunker wall grenades did breach;
The very gods I did beseech as the ceiling fell upon the floor -
Through the wounds poured light which danced upon the floor -
Danced amidst the sounds of war.

Then at once it stopped the violence - I was left alone with silence
Confused, I spied the reason why the shells did drop no more -
For as I began to shutter, then with many a flit and flutter
A psyber-Raven flew through the clutter to perch above the door -
Perched on the two-headed eagle just above the bunker door -
Perched and sat and nothing more.

At this I grew more craven, for the talons of the psyber-Raven
Were all over covered with bright red blood and crimson gore.
"Wretch!" I cried, "Njal hath lent thee - into this fortress has he sent thee
So that remotely may he here be - and this bunker then explore -
Scry out my exact location and this bunker then explore -"

Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"

Then, methought, the air grew darker, the bunker now a little starker
For the uttered word brought terror as I had never felt before.
As for weapons, I knew I had none - no bolter, sword or lasgun;
No arms to stop the war's son fated to break soon through the door -
The blood-mad crazed assassin fated to break soon through the door-
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"

"Be that word our sign of parting, machine or bird!" I shrieked, upstarting -
"Get thee back into the fire-fight and here spy on me no more!
For as you came unbidden - I would otherwise be here hidden -
Leave my location in this midden - quit that icon above my door!
Take thy shining metal eye, and take thy form from off my door!"
Quoth the Raven, "Eversor"

And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting - still is sitting
On the pallid two-headed eagle just above the bunker door;
His metal eye has all the seeming of a psyker that is scheming,
To have my guts lie steaming in a pile upon the floor;
And now all hope has left me, crouched here upon the floor
I await the Eversor!

Henry the Fifth, Act III Scene I[edit | edit source]

Once more unto the boards, Anon, once more,
Or close the wall up with our Neckbeard dead!
In-game there's nothing so becomes a man
As massive fatness and huge faggotry;
But when the /b/last of war brings in the cancer,
Then imitate the action of the fatguy;
Quote from the rulebooks, summon up the fluff,
Disguise fat nature with hard-favour'd RAAAAGE;
Then lend the one a terrible aspect;
Let it stare until PCs are all dead
Like the foul bodak; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as does a tiefling’s horn
Add two charisma to his contorted face,
Swirl'd in the wild and wasteful fourth-ed.
Now roll the bones and sketch the portraits wide,
Dream hard of breasts, that bend up every ‘spirit’
To his full height. On, on, you beardyest fatguys,
Whose blood is fet from fathers of thin-proof!
Fathers that, like so many useless tripfags,
Have in these parts from morn till even raged,
And saged their threads for lack of argument.
Fap not to your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fatguys did beget you.
Be copy now to men of better games,
And show them how you roll. And you, warmachine,
Whose limbs are made of pewter, show us here
The metal of your minis; let us swear
That they are worth their pricetag, which I doubt much;
For I see most of you so mean and base,
That hath not showered since last Petertide.
I see you field warhounds in Apocalypse,
Standing upon their foes. The game's been lost!
Follow your spirits, and upon this board
Cry, "Rage at Vampire! Magic! And Fourth Ed!"

Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit[edit | edit source]

Load up da trukks

Bring yer boyz

`Kuz we's haulin'

Out all da toyz

Da `oomies run

Frum dakka gunz

I knows I knows

We's number one

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO-

Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

I squish pinkies wit' my anus

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

Cuz its choppy

Cuz its bashy

Cuz its dakka

Cuz we's sneaky

YA

Winnin' is what Orks do best

`Cause by Mork we's all been bless'd

Our mighty WAAAAAAAGH `as always been

And always will until the end

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO-

Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

Now I'm out dere, smashin' faces

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

Cuz its choppy

Cuz its bashy

Cuz its dakka

Cuz we's sneaky

YA


And I forgitz

Just wot it was

Oh ya, I think a melta bomb

I found it dere

It's tikkin' now

Oh well, I'll toss it at doze grots.

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO ELLO

ELLO ELLO ELLO-

Oomies can't `urt us wit' flamers

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

I'm outta words, so I's WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

`Ere we go now

Orky raidaz

Cuz its choppy

Cuz its bashy

Cuz its dakka

Cuz we's sneaky

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAGH!

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

CUZ IT'S A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

David Bowie: Space Oddity (Fleet Command to Captain Tom)[edit | edit source]

Fleet Command to Captain Tom
Fleet Command to Captain Tom
Wake your Astropath and turn your Gellars on
Fleet Command to Captain Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, warp drives on (five, four, three)
Check ignition, may the Emprah be with you (two, one, liftoff)

This is Fleet Command to Captain Tom
You’ve made it through the warp
And our intel says the orks ship are out there
Now they’ll come to engage you if they dare

This is Captain Tom to Fleet Command
I’m firing on the foe
And their wrecks float in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
The planet there is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I’ve fired one hundred thousand shells
I’m under attack still
And I think my cruiser knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows

Fleet Command to Captain Tom
Your vox's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Captain Tom?
Can you hear me, Captain Tom?
Can you hear me, Captain Tom?
Can you "Here am I floating 'round my tin can
Far above the moon
Boarders they are green
Nothing left but to make them bleed

Sailor Tau[edit | edit source]

Fire caste by moonlight
Water caste by daylight
Never running from a real fight
She is the one named Sailor Tau
She will...never turn her back on a friend
She is... always there to defend
She is...the one on whom we can depend
She is the one named Sailor.....
.... Sailor Broadside
.... Sailor Stealth
.... Sailor Crisis
..... Sailor Drone
With cosmic secrets
All so new to her
She is the one named Sailor Tau
fire caste by moonlight
Water caste by daylight
With her Sailor Shas'o to help fight
She is the one named Sailor Tau
She is the one named Sailor Tau
She is the one . . . Sailor Tau!!

Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise[edit | edit source]

As I browse through the minis of my local games store
I took a look at my life and realized I’m very poor
But that's just perfect for an fa/tg/uy like me
You know, I bought that space marine battle company
At 4:30 in the morning dice are rolling
PCs are dying the whole session railroading... fools
And I've been plannin' and ragin’ so long that
Even my mother thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the die, I've passed my knowledge check
Got a codex in my hand and a beard on my neck
But if I finish all my painting and if you get Matt
Then tonight I am putting on my wizard robes and hat.

We been spending most our lives
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
I've done FATAL once or twice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
It's hard work in rolling dice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We buy minis at high price
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise

A local boy made a Mary Sue last week
I just approved it and saved my mad critique
I really don’t mind, I didn’t even rage
‘cause I dumped the Lady of Pain on him, flaying his mage.
But I ain't never punched weeaboos even if they deserved it
A fa/tg/uy with a tool? You know that’s unheard of
I’m obese and smelly but have the best army
And my homies agree, it did win the tourney...fools
If you’re here for stories, you'll be wrecked in tears
We have C.S Goto raping well known canon with shears
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We are just autistically impaired

There's chainfists, chainswords, and lightning claws
In our life hobby
Like Cthulhu Mythos
It's as grim an’ dark as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We're just fat and nerdy guys
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
There's no greater sin and vice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We all fight, by rolling dice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise

Hitchin' up a game group, churnin' out new content
Made a game on Sunday, soon I'll make another
Think you’re pimp at rollplay? Think you can roleplay?
I know I’m a million times more playa then you gay frey
I'm the neckbeard guy the young Gygaxes wanna be like
In the store day and night rollin’ paragon mad soulknife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, weeaboo, I might declare Exterminatus on your army

We been spending most our lives
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We’re all crazy max/min-ites
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We all dare to fantasize
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise
We’re all virgins who roll dice
Living in an fa/tg/uy paradise

Blue Oyster Cult: Black Blade[edit | edit source]

I was on a mission to fight for the Greater Good
But this here Dawn Blade at my side don't act the way it should
Keeps calling me it's Shas'O when I feel more like it's Gue'la
And it keeps dragging me faster and faster to an early grave, yeah
And it howls! It howls like hell!

I'm told it's my duty to fight against them all
That warring is my trade and I was born to wade through gore
I just want to be a lover, not a blue-skinned screaming ghoul
I wish it'd picked another to be it's killing tool

Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade
Forged a million years ago
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade
Killing so it's power can grow

It's death from the beginning to the end of time
And I'm the Tau's champion, or is that just part of it's grand designs?
And whole worlds are dying, and the burden's mine
And the Dawn Blade keeps on killing, 'til the end of time

Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade
Bringing chaos to the world we know
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade
And it's using me to kill my friends
Dawn Blade, Dawn Blade
Growing stronger so the galaxy will end
Forcing my mind to bend and bend

I am the Dawn Blade
Forged a million billion years ago
My cosmic soul goes on for eternity
Carving out destiny
Bringing in the Lords of Chaos
Bringing up the Beasts of the Immaterium
Sucking out the souls of heroes
Laying waste to the Imperium
My master is my slave
Hahaahahahahahahahaha!
You poor fucking Tau

'Twas The Night Before Emperor's Day[edit | edit source]

'Twas the night before Emperor's Day,
and he fought all alone,
in a four foot deep trench
lined with plasteel and stone.

I was traveling the warp
with gifts for the land,
when I saw this lone guardsman
making his brave stand.

I looked all about,
I looked near and far,
no Chimera, no Basilisk,
nor Techpriest or Commissar.

No Sergeant yelled orders
to this guardsman - no backing
to fight this ridge full of xeno
formed from pure evil, attacking.

His armor in tatters,
his eyes nearly blind,
A sobering truth
raced through my mind.

His position was doomed,
was my only thought
and this soldier's brave stand
would all be for naught.

The guardsman stared unblinking,
silent and alone,
his lasrifle at the ready
against his shoulder bone.

His gaze was so calm
in the face of calamity,
the perfect picture of
a guardsman of humanity.

Who was this brave hero
whose position I'd spied,
warring against
this unstoppable tide?

I now knew that all humans
I would see this night,
owed their lives to these guardsmen
who were willing to fight.

Soon all round the galaxy
the children would play,
and grownups would praise
the bright Emperor's Day.

They all lived their lives
every month of the year,
Because of brave guardsmen
like the one standing here.

A tear came to my eye
for those who stood alone,
on a cold Emperor's Day Eve
on a planet far from home.

Their great sacrifices
I could never betray
So I drew my burning sword
to join in the fray

The soldier did turn
and I heard a rough voice.
"My Emperor, rest easy,
this death is my choice;

I fight for a freedom
that may never be found,
but not ever shall I waver
on Your sacred ground."

Then the Guardsman turned
to face the incursions
of the foul xenos and
their unholy perversions

I kept watch for hours,
until the night was still
and the guardsman lay broken
on the bloody red hill.

I could not just leave
on that cold grim dark night,
this guardian of honor
so willing to fight.

And as the guardsman lay dying,
his soul strong and pure,
he cried, "Ave Imperator!
It's Emperor's Day! This world is secure!"

I kneeled before the fallen,
A great victory he'd won.
"Happy Emperor's Day my guardsman,
rest in peace, my son."

Daniel Decateur Emmett: Dixie Land[edit | edit source]

No one knows how this all started
But it don't surprise us empty-hearted-
Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!

When those came up in that ole half-track
We found the nerve to now push back!
Get Away! Get Away! Get Away, xenos scum!

Advance the flag there trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!
On far off lands we'll take our stand-
And not die bloody cowards!

To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!
To arms! To arms! And purge the fuckin' xenos!

Now John Fuklaw was an awesome sight,
And rallied us into the fight!
To arms! To arms! To arms! Fire away!

And Raepfist cut a bloody swathe
and Conrad Raege had to laugh and scoff
Push on! Push on! Push on! Valiant men.

Bring up that flamer trooper! Hoorah! Hoorah!
Let's give 'em hell, and then die well!
In service to the Emprah!

Advance! Advance! They're no match for us trooper!
Advance! Advance! Ave Imperator!

OH I love to serve the Emprah! Hoorah! HOORAH!
On his holy land I'll take my stand-
To fight on for the Emprah!

Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise be to Holy Terra!
Hoorah! Hoorah! Praise the Immoooooooortal Emprah!

Trey Parker: Everyone Has Aids (Team America: World Police)[edit | edit source]

Everyone has WARP
WARP! WARP! WARP!
WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!
Everyone has WARP!

And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from WARP.
It took from me my favorite son
My only true Warmaster
My conqueror of bright stars
(He got WARPed)

Well I'm gonna march on Terra!
Lead the Astartes and charge the brigades!
There's a Daemon inside of all of us...
I'll make them see, everyone has WARP.

My Commissar!
(WARP!)
My Astropath!
(WARP!)
My Chaplain and Librarian and Captain!
(WARP! WARP! WARP!)
The Xenos and witch, and the mutant and psyker!

Everyone has WARP!
My techpriest and my squig Old Blue
WARP! WARP! WARP!
The Primarch's got it and so do you!
WARP WARP WARP WARP, WARP WARP!
Come on everybody we got purgin' to do!
It's time to exterminate these worlds everyone has
WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP! WARP!
(WARP!)

Don McLean: American Pie[edit | edit source]

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that cultist used to make me smile.

And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those xenos dance
And, maybe, they’d be purged for a while.

But February made me shiver
With every bolt round I’d deliver. Heresy on the doorstep,
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I wrrryed
When I read about his lolcron bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

So die die, from the flames in the sky,
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.
"This’ll be the day that I die."


Did you write the litanies of hate,
And do you live in the EMPRAH'S faith,
If the Codex tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
Can crack cocaine save your heretic soul,
And can you teach me how to wrrrry real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your boots.
Man, I dig those rhythmic blues.

I was a lonely teenaged scout marine
With a camo cloak colored brown and green
I knew to see but not be seen
The day the music died.
I started singin’,

"Die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.
"This’ll be the day that I die."

Now since M.30 we’ve been on our own
And heresy grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the harlequin sang with the noise marine,
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while Lord Tzeentch was looking down,
A loota boy stole his JUST AS PLANNED crown.
The classroom was adjourned;
No grade report was returned.
And while Kharn raged about METAL BOX,
Macha tried to get some in the park,
And we rolled sixes in the dark
The day the music died.
We were singing,

"Die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.
"This’ll be the day that I die."

Helter skelter in a summer swelter,
The birds flew off the Exterminatus shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast.
Nurgle-tan let loose a cloud of gas.
Macha still couldn't get no ass,
With old Failbaddon in a cast.

Now Cultist-chan wore cheap perfume
While Doomrider played a Slaaneshi tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
The Angry Marines tried to take the field;
The Emperors Children refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed The day the music died?

We started singing,
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.
"This’ll be the day that I die."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
All GRIMDARK and lost in space,
With no time left to start again.
So come on: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick!
Candlejack sat on a can-
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that daemon’s spell.
And as I purged her in the night
To show her the emperors shining light,
I saw Eldrad laughing with delight
The day the music died.

He was singing,
"Die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
Them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
And singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.
"This’ll be the day that I die."

I met a farseer whose love did bloom
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the wargear store
Where I’d heard the music years before,
But the techpriests said the music wouldn’t play.

Hand een thee stweets: thee childwen scweamed,
Thee lovers cwied, and thee poeets dweamed.
But not a hword hwas spoken;
Thee chyurch bells all were broken.
Hand thee thwee men Ay hadmire most:
Thee father, son, hand thee holy ghost,
They captyoored thee lhast train fooor thee coast
Thee day thee myoosick died.

And they were singing,

"Die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.
"This’ll be the day that I die."

"Die die, from the flames in the sky."
Drove my raider to the crater,
But the crater was dry.
And them good old dreads were drainin' the promethium dry
Singin’, "This’ll be the day that I die.
"This’ll be the day that I die."


Theme from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers[edit | edit source]

[Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind]: "Inquisitor! Heretics, Xenos, and Mutants are abound! Recruit a team of Acolytes with attitude!"
[Inquisitor]: "Ayayayayay!"

They've got, a power and a faith that you've never seen before!
They've got, the ability to smite and to even up the score!
No Grot, can ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!

They know, the fate of Holy Terra's lying in their hands!
They know, to always use their weapons at the first chance!
No Cult will ever take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!

The Unclean, can never take them down! The Emprah lies on their side!
Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! Go go Emprah's Rangers! The Mighty Inquisiting Emprah's Rangers!
Go go Emprah's Rangers!
Go go Emprah's Rangers!
Go go Emprah's Rangers!

"And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'(And the Band Played 'Waltzing Matilda')"[edit | edit source]

When I was a young man I flew in a ship,
And lived the free life of a scouter.
From the Twin Star of Aphor to the Aquila Rift,
I danced my old scoutship all over.
Then in nought-oh-fifteen, the Emp-ror said "Son,
It's time time to stop scoutin', there's work to be done."
So they gave me a rank bar,
A Cruiser, a gun,
And they sent me away to the War.

And the band played 'Fight on, the Navy'
As we boarded the Santa Maree,
And amidst all the cheers,
the cannonade and tears,
we left for Bellerophon III.

How well I remember the sight I saw then,
the proud Navy cut down and shattered.
And how in the hell that they called Lagrange Ten,
We were butchered like poor bloody cattle.
Old Boney was ready, he'd primed himself well,
he cut us with Lances, and broke us with shell.
And in five minutes flat,
he had blown us to hell,
nearly blew me right back to Agrippa.

And the Vox played 'Fight on, the Navy',
as we formed up and counted the slain.
We'd lost half of ours,
for a handful of theirs,
but we charged right on back in again.

Now us that were left, well, we tried to survive,
in a mad world of lanceshot and boarders.
And for nine minutes ten I kept my boys alive,
as around me our numbers grew lesser.
Then a whole mess of guardsmen stormed onto the bridge,
they shot down old Kelley, the Nav and the Kid,
and for some bloody reason, they just let me live.
Never knew there were worse things than dying.

For I'll do no more dancing my scouter,
I thought as I ran for the pod,
for a scout can't feel dread,
he's got more balls than head,
and that's one thing a coward ain't got.

The handful of pods left I gathered to me,
and we left like a bolt from a barrel.
A dozen survivors of two-million-odd men,
the Grand Fleet of Admiral Karil.
And as we all dove into Catan's dock ring,
and the three from the Mada all started to sing,
the thought of my men,
had a horrible sting,
for not one had lived through the battle.

And the band played 'Fight on , the Navy',
for the wives of the men of Catan,
Nobody cheered,
they just saw us and stared,
and then, the crying began.

And now every march day I sit in the crowd,
and watch the young guardsmen walk on then.
I wonder to myself, not speaking aloud,
why there's not one vet'ran with them.
The young men march stiffly, all upright with pride,
they're all brave young soldiers with nothing to hide.
And then one kid asks,
"Is that how daddy died?"
And I don't have the courage to tell him.

And the band plays 'Fight on, the Navy',
As I answer my question before.
If the march they could give,
to the men who had lived,
not one man would dare march at all.

Dancin' my scouter, dancin' my scouter,
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?
And their ghosts may be heard as you dance on by Bellerophon,
who'll come a-dancin' my scouter with me?

Gilbert and Sullivan: A British Tar[edit | edit source]

A Space Marine is a soaring soul,
Far greater than a mortal man,
His energetic fist should be ready to resist
Any heretical plan.
His nose should pant,
and his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame,
and his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave,
and his hearts should glow,
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.

His nose should pant and his lip should curl,
His cheeks should flame and his brow should furl,
His bosom should heave and his hearts should glow,
And his fist be ever ready for a knock-down blow.

His eyes should flash with an inborn fire,
His brow with scorn be wrung;
He never should bow down to a filthy xenos frown,
Or the tang of a traitor tongue.

His foot should stamp,
and his throat should growl,
His sword should twirl,
and his face should scowl,
His eyes should flash like a conqueror
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!"

His foot should stamp, and his throat should growl,
His sword should twirl, and his face should scowl;
His eyes should flash like a conqueror,
And he should ever bellow "for the Emperor!", the Emperor, the Emperor, the Emperor!

Dio: Holy Diver[edit | edit source]

Holy Bolter
You've been out too long in the warzone
Oh it's jamming again

Ride the Tank
You can see its hull but you know it's clean.
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta shoot 'em down
Holy Bolter

Shiny Tracers
Like the eyes of a Daemon in the night
Something is coming for you

Race for the Dropship
You can hide in the sun of the Emperor's light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away
Between the armor lies
There's a trooper hard as steel
The valor never dies
War's a never ending wheel

Holy Bolter
You're the star of the battlefield
No need for full auto

Jump on the Tank you can feel its hull but you know it's mean
Some might can never be seen yeah
Holy Bolter
You've been out too long in the warzone
Oh it's jamming again

Ride the Tank
You can see armor but you know it's clean.

Gotta get away-get away Gotta get away-get away
Holy Bolter sole survivor your honour's clean

Holy Bolter Holy bolter never change the mag Holy Bolter
Oh Holy Bolter yeah alright get away get away get away

Holy Bolter Holy Bolter whoa Holy Bolter Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm Hmmm.

Will Smith: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air[edit | edit source]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit by my skull throne
I'll tell you how I became the daemon prince of Khorne

No idea where I was born or raised
On the gladiator arenas was where I spent most of my days
Beatin' smashing' killin' in the arenas
Escaped to the mountains with a few cronies
When a couple of soldiers
Who were up to no good
They found us and attacked my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Emperor started to worry
And said 'You're movin' with your father and god in Terra'

It kinda hurt to see my pals fucked
But Emprah didn't let me go back
He gave me a battleship and then he gave me my legion.
I put my axe on and said, 'Gotta give my army a lesson'.

First company, yo this is bad
Marines drinking juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the marines of World Eaters are like?
Hmmmmm this won't be alright.

But wait I hear there're techmarine, apothecarians and all that
Put implants to the recruits like ones in this cool cat
Now I like it
Badass bloodthirsty soldiers
I don't give a fuck to Emprahs' warnings

Well, the battle-barge landed and when I came out
There was Horus who told he's gonna throw a rout
I was in and we went to Terra
We went totally ape
After an epic bloodshed I heard 'Horus got raped'

I whistled for a Battle-Barge and when it came near
My legion ran in, cursing the Emperor
Dumped Kharn to the trunk and fled the war
Khorne told me 'Yo homes to Eye of Terror'

I got wings on my back and horns on my head
This cool runesword and skin blood-red
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Daemon Prince of Khorne

Henry Clay Work: Marching Through Georgia[edit | edit source]

Bring the platoon standard, lads, we'll sing another song
Sing it with a spirit that will start this world along.
Sing it as we'll always sing it, quadrillions strong,
As we fight for the Emprah!

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free.
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi,
As we fight for the Emprah!

How the xenos howl when our flamers end all their fun,
How the cultists scream out when they march into our guns,
How the foe cries out for mercy when there will be none,
As we fight for the Emprah!

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free.
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi,
As we fight for the Emprah!

Yes, and there were heretics who wept with painful tears
having felt our noble will they had denied for years.
How the Inquisition now brings them justice so dear,
As we fight for the Emprah!

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free.
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi,
As we fight for the Emprah!

Your Imperium will die under my great onslaught!
So that Failbaddon said and that is what he thought,
But indeed we shall triumph for arms he has forgot,
As we fight for the Emprah!

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free.
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi,
As we fight for the Emprah!

So we fight at Creed's right hand and Cadia shall hold,
For the Emprah stands with us and all rebels shall fold,
And we can hide Titans behind barricades we're told,
As we fight for the Emprah!

Hoorah! Hoorah! We march with his glory.
Hoorah! Hoorah! His light shall make you free.
So we'll carry his name from Agrip'naa to Delphi,
As we fight for the Emprah!

Kelis: Milkshake[edit | edit source]

[Repeat x2]
My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
The best forge world's Mars!
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!
We can teach you,
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.

I know you want xenotech,
The thing that makes free energy,
What explorators go crazy for.
They lose their minds
If the warp unbinds
Before they get out in time.

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
La la-la la la,
AdMech toys are waiting.

My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
The best forge world's Mars!
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!
We can teach you,
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.

I can see the machine spirit.
You want to be just some skitarii?
Tech geeks and freaks with toys
That can't be bought.
Just know: heretics get caught.
Watch out if you're smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
La la-la la la,
AdMech toys are waiting.

My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
The best forge world's Mars!
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!
We can teach you,
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.

Omnissiah says "get involved."
Enginseers practice every day so
You must maintain your firearm.
Same time maintain your iron halo
And you will learn to mend.
(Plus work on our titans!)
Then next honour spark plugs, the wheel and flint.
Then starting your car is a blessed event!

[Chorus x2] La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
La la-la la la,
AdMech toys are waiting.

My mechadendrites bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
The best forge world's Mars!
Damn right the best forge world's Mars!
We can teach you,
'Bout St. Tesla's electric charge.

The Lonely Island: I'm On A Boat[edit | edit source]

I'm in a dread.
I'm in a dread.
Everybody start running
Cause I'm charging in a dread.
I'm in a dread.
I'm in a dread.
Take a good hard look
at the motherfucking dread.

I'm in a dread, motherfuckers, so you better run.
In a dread, blastin' you away with my giant gun.
Bustin' heretics, making 'em wish they were dead.
You can't stop me, motherfuckers 'cause I'm in a dread.

Take your shot, bitch,
I'm in a dread, witch.
And my adamantium armour's so thick.
I've got my giant fists
And my meltagun.
You were already dead before the war begun.

I'm riding in a drop pod
Falling to the ground
The drop pod's arriving,
Making a terrible sound.
But this ain't Slaanesh
This is the Emperor's hound,
An airborne dreadnought, motherfucking, coming inbound.

Fuck you, I'm in a dread, motherfuckers.
Fuck guns, I cheated death, motherfuckers.
I'm here with Chapter Master Seth, motherfuckers.
I can't even draw breath motherfuckers.

Oh, Emprah, if you could hear my roar,
As I'm waging your eternal war,
Covering the ground with xeno gore
Like Ursarkar Creed, anything is possible.

Never thought I'd be in a dread.
Blood staining my armor red.
Sanguinius, look at me.
Never thought I'd see the day,
I'd watch myself decay.
Believe me when I say
I fought in the Great Crusade.

I'm in a dread.
I'm in a dread.
Everybody start running,
'Cause I'm charging in a dread.
I'm in a dread.
I'm in a dread.
Take a good hard look
At the motherfucking dread.

Tom Jones: Delilah[edit | edit source]

I saw the gleam of the claw that she passed through my forces
I saw the flickering red fire of evil in her eyes
She was my daemon
As she decieved me I watched and made plans for her demise

My my my Defiler
Why why why Defiler
I could see, that thing was no good for me
But I found the Warp had a craving for debris

At battle's end when my troops ran away I was waiting
I crossed the field to her spot and she writhed some more
She stood there laughing
I felt my Powerfist clench and she laughed no more

My my my Defiler
Why why why Defiler
So before they come to fuck up my base
Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Defiler I just couldn't take any more


Cage the Elephant: Ain't no Rest for the Wicked[edit | edit source]

I was walking through the Hive
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a filthy teenage girl approaching me.
She said sir can you spare a Throne
For a girl all alone
Perhaps I'd keep you company?
I looked into her eyes
And saw the sin of vice
I knew the Dark Gods held her in their sway
Offering Prayer to the Emperor,
I raised and aimed by Hecutor
And swiftly put a bullet in her head.

Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,
Salvation doesn't come for free,
I got fiends to slay,
I got men to save,
I must strive to bring His Grace to me
I know I can't lose Faith,
I can't give in,
Though sometimes I fear I could,
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,
Until we give our lives for Good.

As I continued through the hive
I go walking past a bar
When a man clad just in paint burst out the door
And then he looked at me and screamed
Swung an axe right at my neck,
I saw no reason or thought behind his eyes
I barely dodged the attack
And knew that I had to fight back
So I steeled myself and drew my gun to fight
I racked my boltgun with a click
And blew apart the heretic
And stood over his corpse right in the street.

Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,
Salvation doesn't come for free,
I got fiends to slay,
I got men to save,
I must strive to bring His Grace to me
I know I can't lose Faith,
I can't give in,
Though sometimes I fear I could,
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,
Until we give our lives for Good.

Now, much later in the day
I went to rest in my own hab,
And watched the pict-vid to find out the latest news
I was listening to reports
About rebellions all around
And felt a fire stirring deep inside my heart
There are enemies without
and there are enemies within,
It's up to us to defend our Imperium
So I urge all mankind to fight
For what we know deep down is right
The sacred glory of the God Emperor of Man!

Oh, There ain't no rest for the Righteous,
Salvation doesn't come for free,
We got fiends to slay,
We got men to save,
We must strive to each live Faithfully
Oh no
We can't give in,
We can't have doubt,
If we want to survive these times.
Oh there ain't no rest for the Righteous,
Until we give our lives for Good.

One night in Bangkok[edit | edit source]

[IMPERIAL]
Hive world, Imperial setting
And the hive don't know that the hive is getting
The creme de la creme of the regicide world in a
Show with everything but Ol' Cain

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Slaanesh spa had the regi boys in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Fenris -- or Gravalax -- or a Craftworld -- or -- or this place!

[CULTISTS]
One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster
The boys are temples and the girls are free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she (right now)
I can feel Slaaneshiis sliding up to me (Oh dear)

[IMPERIAL]
One world's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

[CULTISTS]
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

[IMPERIAL]
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking hive --

[CULTISTS]
Tea, tarts, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Penthouse Plateau suite

[IMPERIAL]
Frag off! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every game's among the purest
I get my kicks with His blessing, Snotling!

[CULTISTS]
One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor
Not much between despair and heresy
One night in Bangkok and Inquisitors tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel a daemon walking next to me

[IMPERIAL]
Yarrick's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This provides much more for us
Than a Waaaagh of Orks or a snarling Horus

Praise the Emprah' I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of trap I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the Sisters we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your Tarot parlours --

[CULTISTS]
One night in Bangkok and the warp's your oyster
The boys are temples and the girls are free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A lot of flesh, a little heresy
I can feel a cultist feeling up on me

One night in Bangkok makes a Guardsman traitor
Not much between despair and heresy
One night in Bangkok and the Seraphim tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel Eth'reals floating next to me...

I Vow To Thee My Emperor (I Vow To Thee My Country[edit | edit source]

I vow to thee my Emperor, Humanity above
Entire, and whole and Gothic, my life and my truelove
The love that begs no questions, the love that stands the test
That cleanses all who deny you, the dearest and the best
The love that never wavers, the love above my life
The love that makes unfaltered, the final sacrifice

Yet there are other Emperors, formed a great time ago
Most cruel to those that worship them, great weavers of sorrow
They may have countless armies, they may engulf everything
But their fortress is a rotting husk, their spawn is suffering
And soul by soul and silently their great powers decrease
And all their forms are faltering, and all their slaves release

I heard my Emperor calling, away across the void
Across the waste of emptiness, lest Terra be destroyed
His sword is girded at his side, his halo above his head
And around his feet are lying the dying and the dead
I hear the noise of battle, the thunder of his guns
I haste to thee, my Emperor, a son among thy sons


Heather Alexander: March of Cambreadth[edit | edit source]

Lasgun's flash, chainswords swing,
Bolter's armour-piercing sting,
Warhounds run, flickering void-shields,
Fight Those Heretics till They Yield
Baneblade catterpillars groan,
Fight to Keep this World Your Own
Sound the vox and call the cry,
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!

Follow orders as you're told,
Make Their Daemon Blood Run Cold
Fight until you die or drop,
A Force Like Ours is Hard to Stop
Close your mind to stress and pain,
Fight till You're No Longer Sane
Let not one cultist pass by,
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!

Guard your women and children well,
Send These Bastards Back to Hell
We'll teach them the ways of war,
They Won't Come Here Any More
Use your gun and use your head,
Fight till Every One is Dead
Raise the flag up to the sky,
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!

Dawn has broke, the time has come,
Move Your Feet to a Marching Drum
We'll win the war and pay the toll,
We'll Fight as One in Heart and Soul
Baneblade catterpillars groan,
Fight to Keep this World Your Own
Sound the vox and call the cry,
How Many of Them Can We Make Die!

(Repeat verse 1)

Rutland Weekend Television: Football[edit | edit source]

[Commissar]
I blow brains out for the Emperor
[Blood Angel]
For the Chapter, I burn Orks
[Harlequin]
I dismember for The Laughing God
[Warboss]
Oi killz fer Gork an' Mork!

[Inquisitor]
I drop planet-killing bombs on the unclean from up above!
[All]
Yes 40k's the game that we all love!

[Plague Marine]
I spread STDs for Nurgle
[Noise Marine]
And I do it for Slaanesh
[Rubric Marine]
For Tzeench I scatter entrails
[Berzerker]
For Khorne, I'll eat your flesh!

[Chaos Marine]
I wish they'd bring back Malal, 'cause those other four are bores
[All]
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!

[All]
We love Warhammer!
[Marines]
Cleanse! Purge! Kill!
[Cultist]
Aaah!

[All]
We love Warhammer!
[Chaos Marines]
Maim! Kill! Burn!
[Guardsman]
Ow!

[All]
40k's the game that we adore!

[Dark Eldar Wych]
I loot and rape for pleasure
[Fire Warrior]
I kill for The Greater Good
[Necron Pariah]
I skin people for the Star Gods and then bathe in their blood

[All]
'Cause in the grimdark future there is dick-all else but war
[All]
Yes, 40k's the game that we adore!

[All]
We love Warhammer!
[Necrons]
Move! Shoot! Move!
[Orks]
WAAAUGH!

[All]
We love Warhammer!
[Nids]
Om! Nom! Nom!
[Penitent Engine]
Ohhh!

[All]
40k's the game that we adore!
The End!

Men of Harlech[edit | edit source]

Men of Tanith, stop your dreaming,
Can't you see their lasguns gleaming,
Or their ruinous banners streaming,
On this battlefield?

Men of Tanith, stand ye steady!
It shall not be ever said the
Ghosts for battle were not ready.
On you, Tanith men!

From our worlds rebounding,
Let this war cry sounding,
Summon all at Emp'ror's call
The mighty force surrounding!

Oh, men of Tanith, on to glory!
This shall ever be your story
Keep these burning words before ye,
Gaunt's Ghosts shall not yield!

Tongues of las from nalwood flaring,
News of traitors' deaths declaring,
To heroic deeds of daring
call you Tanith men!

Groans of wounded Guardsmen dying,
Wails of wives and children flying,
for the Emp'ror's succor crying
Hear you not their plight?

Shall those voices wailing,
Now be unavailing,
You to rouse who never yet
the Emperor's realm were failing?

This our answer, crowds down pouring
Swift as a bolter's wrath comes roaring
Not in vain, His voice imploring,
calls on Tanith men.

Now to battle we are going,
Every heart with courage glowing,
Pride and passion overflowing
In the glorious strife.

Lo! the din of war enrages,
Vengeance crowns the hate of ages,
Sternly Tanith now engages
the doomed Heretics!

Hear the old pipes playing,
And the soldiers slaying,
Hot the strife while Tanith men
Are lives of traitors claiming.

Lasbolts fly as swift as lightning,
Shout on shout the tumult height'ning,
Aquila's gold wing is bright'ning,
In the Emperor's name!

Loud the Tanith pipes are sounding,
Every guardsman's heart is pounding,
As the trusted Gaunt surrounding,
March you, Tanith men!

Short the sleep the foes is taking,
Ere the morrow's morn is breaking,
They shall have a rude awakening,
Wrought by Tanith men.

With their lasguns flashing,
And Straight Silvers slashing,
Through the traitors' serried ranks
The Tanith men are dashing

Now the heretics are flying,
Trampling on the dead and dying;
Victory aloft is crying,
"Gaunt's Ghosts win the field!"

Manowar: Dawn of Battle[edit | edit source]

Dreadful Thunder

The storms moving in

And Judgment day is calling!

My soul has been stolen

By my ascension as Khorne's Chosen!

And the sound of glory !


I will send into the ground

All that are found

By the sign of Warmaker falling!

The Loyalists will fall

I will strike down them all

Then you will know my calling


The Blood God calls my name

In the sound of the wind in the night

My sword will drink blood!

And I will fight

Yes I will fight

In the dawn of battle

Dawn of battle


I will rise up to Khorne's Call!

I will rise up from the grave

A brother of Angron

A master to the slaves


I am the soul Chosen

Of the Khorne's Fire and His Rage

I was wrought upon this galaxy

Born to rule and battle wage


By the total decimation

Of the Imperium at my command!

By the Axe! By the Sword!

By Fire! By my hand!


I give no explanation!

I was branded by Khorne's Will

To bring death and destruction

To all that I now kill!

The Blood God calls my name

In the sound of the wind in the night

My sword will drink blood

And I will fight

Yes I will fight

In the dawn of battle

Dawn of Battle


I long to slay

So I wait for a sign

I wait for the Hordes

To charge from the Eye

From the dusts of carnage

A promise to keep

Then all who see shall believe

Deliver into my hand

The sword that is His Right Hand

Let my journey begin

So all shall understand

That if I fall

I will live again


I will rise up to Chaos' Call

I will rise up from the grave

A brother to the Angron

A master to the slaves


I give no explanation

I was branded by Khorne's Will

To bring Death and Destruction

To all that I now kill


The Blood God calls my name

In the sound of the wind in the night

My sword will drink blood

And I will fight

Yes I will fight

In the dawn of battle

Antoine Dodson and the Gregory Brothers: Bed Intruder[edit | edit source]

Chorus:
[Town Crier]
He’s landin' on your planets
He’s snatchin blasphemers up
Gonna purge em so y’all need to
Hide your kids, Hide your wife
Hide your kids, Hide your wife
Hide your kids, Hide your wife
And hide your husband
Cuz they purgin' errbody out here

You don’t have to come and confess,
They lookin' for you
They gon' find you
They gon' find you

So you can run and tell that,
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, heretic
Her- her- heretic

[Acolyte]
We got your DNA
You done left fingerprints and all
You are so dumb
You are really dumb–for real.

You are really, really, really, really, so dumb.

[Witness]
I was attacked by some heretic in the hab-stacks.

[Acolytes]
So dumb, So dumb, So dumb, So

Chorus

[Inquisitor Lord's Report]
'bout 5'9', 5'10'
Pallid complexion, bald cut like Astartes
With some little runes on his head
Clean cut, very gaunt face

Sent in my Sisters, when they walked in,
He had his hands around a tome.
First thing was to grant emperor's mercy,
And that's what they did.
Sororitas: ('ey!)

Chorus

[Inquisitor Lord]
Well, obviously we have a cultist in Lincoln Park

[Battle-Sister]
Are you serious, My Lord?

We got your dagger
We got your scent
I know what shoe size you wear, my boy
So you can run and hide
But we're gonna find you
Find you

Chorus x2


Ozzy: Crazy train[edit | edit source]

Black Rage, but that's how it goes
Millions of traitors living as foes
Pretty sure it is too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mortal wounds are healing
Life's a bitter shame
Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain
Im getting an extra save with my Feel No Pain

Let's Go!

I listen to chaplains
To get rerolls
I fight against Bloodthirst
Got my own set of rules
One person conditioned to keep some control
And Astorath lets me live just for the lulz

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm fighting against Horus crazy brain
I'm im kicking Horus' ass in my crazy brain

I know that things are pretty wrong with me
You gotta listen to my RAGE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Death company Chaplain
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something' that just isn't fair

Had a wound inflicted
Anyone to blame
I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage
I'm going off the rails with my unbound rage

SSgt Barry Sadler: Ballade Of The Space Marines.[edit | edit source]

Fighting soldiers from the sky
Fearless men who jump and die
Men who haunt the Xenos' dreams
The brave men of the Space Marines

Golden wings upon their chests
More than men, the Imperium's best
Today we test one hundred teens
But only one joins the Space Marines

Altered to live off any land
Trained in combat, hand to hand
Never to hide their colours' sheen
They wear them proud for the Space Marines

Golden wings upon their chests
More than men, the Imperium's best
Today we test one hundred teens
But only one joins the Space Marines

When at last, he is released
One more Marine finds The Emperor's Peace
He has died for those oppressed
Leaving his Chapter one request

Cut the geneseed from my chest
To live again in the Imperium's best
One more young man to guard the hopes and dreams
Of all Mankind as a Space Marine

When You're Eldrad[edit | edit source]

When Asuryan is too busy, and Khaine's a bit too much
They call me, by name you see, for my special touch
To the seers I'm a legend, to the mon'keigh I'm a dick
But call me by any name, any way it's all the same

I'm the gore on your shoe
I'm the pebble in your boot
I'm the daemon in your bed
I'm the bolt in every head

I'm the mine on which you step
I'm the pin in every hip
I'm the spore in your eye, makes you wiggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me
I do it all because I'm Eldrad
And I do it all for free
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need

While there's mon'keigh to make sad
While there's lulz left to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's Dreadnoughts left to trip
down the stairs I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me
I do it all because I'm Eldrad
And I do it all for free
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance
To all things skub and derp
Promise on my old Soul Stone
To do as I am told
For Cegorach has never seen
A seer quite like me, not only
does his job but does it happily

I'm the fear that keeps you 'wake
I'm the shadows in the Warp
I'm the Daemons they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull

I'm a Witchblade in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start

And it's so easy when you're Eldrad
This is the life you see, the council tip their hats to me
I do it all because I'm Eldrad
And I do it all for free
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free
Your rage is all the pay I'll ever need X2

It gets so ronery being Eldrad
What I'd do to see a Codex
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're Eldrad

I'm lying through my teeth
Your rage is all the comforting I need!

Weebl: Cucumber song (Spire Legis)[edit | edit source]

We is takin' a trukk
Down ta Spire Legis
Cuz we 'ave 'eard they is all 'ummie free
Which makes it safe fer us ta plant new orkses
All fer teh WAAAGH
Just ya sees

'Ummies are the orkses enemies
They try an' stomp us with their bitz
The only way few our boyz ta escape is
Drivin' a truk down the street!

Secret of Survival (The Wind In The Willows)[edit | edit source]

[All Four]
First you see us…
[Tzeentch]
Then you don’t…
(All four disappear)
[Khorne]
Now you hear us….
[Nurgle]
Now you won’t…
[All four (reappearing behind Traveler’s back)]
It’s our secret of survival
In a very nasty Warp.
[Slaanesh]
Now you feel us…
[Khorne]
Now you can't.
[Nurgle]
Are we real?
[Tzeentch]
Perhaps we aren't!
[All Four]
It's our secret of survival
In a very nasty Warp!
It's our secret of survival
In a very nasty Warp!
[Traveler]
Is it really such a nasty place?
[Voice of Malal]
Oh yes, a very nasty place indeed
[All Four:]
Nastier than you could ever dream of!
[Tzeentch]
From up above…
[Nurgle]
And from beneath…
[Slaanesh]
Daemons…
[Khorne]
Armed to teeth.
[All Four]
Ready to attack you,
You're a snack - and you'd better run!
[Khorne]
Don't come to Innmaterium
If you haven't got a gun!
[All four]
Hahahahahaha!
[Tzeentch]
Every creature of the Chaos
Has to look out for itself!
[Slaanesh]
Got no Emperor here, or Space Marines
You could call for help
[Nurgle]
You're in the Warp boy
And every child could
Tell you that you've got no
Business to be here!
[All Four]
Oooooooooooooooooooooh!
[Slaanesh]
First you see us…
[Tzeentch]
Then you don’t…
[Nurgle]
Now you hear us…
[Khorne]
Now you won't.
[All Four]
It's our secret of survival
In a very nasty Warp!
[Slaanesh]
Now you feel us…
[Nurgle]
Now you can't…
[Khorne]
Are we real?
[Tzeentch]
Perhaps we aren't!
[All Four:]
It's our secret of survival
It’s our secret of survival
It's our secret of survival
In a very nasty Warp!


Hallelujah[edit | edit source]

Written by yours truly.

I heard there was a secret word,
that Goto wrote and it pleased the Board,
but you don't care for canon, do you?
It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth,
Horus' fall, the Angel's lift,
Boreale was shouting "Hail the Emprah"
Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah,
Hail the Emprah, Hail the Emprah...

Khorne made you strong, but you were don goof',
when Eversor bursted through the roof,
he shouted WRYYYYYYYYYY right before he killed ya.
He murdered all your buddies there,
cut off your limbs, ripped out your hair
And from your lips came the "Death to Emprah"
Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah,
Death to Emprah, Death to Emprah...

Heretic I have seen before,
in a bio-ship I walked the floor,
walls came alive and all tried to kill ya.
Creed's flag appeared on battleships,
infiltrated tanks blew them to bits,
through darkest space was shouted "Screw the Emprah!"
Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah,
Screw the Emprah, Screw the Emprah...

There was a time, t'was a good show,
when Eldar appeared by row,
And Eldrad screwed us over big time.
The Necrons from the darkest depths,
send entire regiments to their deaths,
the Guardsmen were all shouting "Where's the Emprah?!"
Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah,
Where's the Emprah, Where's the Emprah...

Well on the distant Terra,
sits our beloved Emprah,
guiding his children through these dark times.
Gods of Chaos, beasts from beyond,
monsters by the ancients spawned,
we raise our fist and shout "AVE EMPRAH!"
AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH,
AVE EMPRAH, AVE EMPRAH!

Where there's a whip, there's a way (The Lord Of The Rings)[edit | edit source]

Wher ther’z Gork
Ther’z Mork
And Wher ther’z Mork
Ther’z Gork
Wher ther’z Gork
We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz
Umiess don’t run, fight uz, heyz, heyz, heyz
Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz!
Ther’z Mork
And Wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork!
Wher ther’z Gork
Ther’z Mork
And Wher ther’z Mork
Ther’z Gork
Wher ther’z Gork
Ther’z Mork
Letz WAAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH!
And wher ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork
Get in da choppa, cuz werz gonna fight!
There will be WAAAGH all dayz and nightz and mooar
Cuz thiz iz what the Orkz livez foooor!
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH!
Wher ther’z Gork
Ther’z Mork
And wher ther’z Mork
Ther’z Gork
Wher ther’z Gork
We wanntz go to WAAAGH todayz
Umiess don’t run, fight uz, hey, hey, hey
Ther will be WAAAGH all dayz, all dayz, all dayz!
Ther’z Mork
And Where ther’z Mork, ther’z Gork!
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH!
Letz WAAAGH! Letz WAAAGH!


I'm a good ol' heretic[edit | edit source]

Oh, I'm a good ol' heretic
Yeah, that's just what I am
And for your rotting corpse-god I do not give a damn
I'm glad I fought for Horus, I only wish we'd won
And I don't want no pardon for anything I've done

I hates the damn Imperium, those spergin' Cogboys, too
I hates those preening braggarts in uniforms of blue
I hates the nasty Aquila, with all its brags and fuss
And those lyin', thievin' Magpies lead by some coiffured wuss

I hates the Administratum and everything they do
I hates the Inquisition, their fucking Grey Knights, too
I hates those fool Astartes, I hates the Golden Throne
I hates the Ecclesiarchy praying to worthless bones

I fought with the Warmaster for ten score years and some
I caught some bolter fire, got an augmetic thumb
I lost more bits to frostbite, a campin' in the snow
But I killed a bunch of Loyalists, I'd love to kill some mo'

Now forty thousand Loyalists are dead in Istvaan dust
We got some more on Terra, before they killed Horus
They died to Chaos bolters, lasguns and plasma shots
Wish we'd killed forty billion, instead of what we got

We couldn't conquer Terra, but someday it'll burn
Inside the Eye of Terror we're planning our return
So I don't need no pardon for the way that I was made
Nor for the things I'll do to you in our next Black Crusade

Oh I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am
Yeah, I'm a good ol' heretic, now that's just what I am

Sailor Moon: Sayla Ork[edit | edit source]

Foightin' evil boi moonlite

Winnin' lurv boi daylite

Nevah runnin' from a real foight

'e iz sa un named Salya Mork (or iz it Gork?)


'e will... Neva turn 'is back onna boy

'e iz... Always dere ta destroy

'e iz... Da un on 'oo we can depend

'he iz da un named Sayla...


...Sayla Choppa

...Sayla Dakka

...Sayla Foightin'

...Sayla Winnin'


Wiff sekrit powahs

All so noo ta 'im

'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)


Foightin' evil boi moonlite

Winnin' lurv boi daylite

Wiff 'iz Sayla Boyz to 'elp foight

'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)

'e iz da un named Sayla Mork (or is it Gork?)

'e iz da un... Sayla ORK!

Electric Light Orchestra - Mr Blue Sky[edit | edit source]

Warp storm shattered from the sky
There ain't a witch in sight
It's steel rehnin, Spess Mareens are on the way
And don't you know
It's a beautiful new day hey, hey

Runnin' down the avenue
See how his hair shines brightly, in the hive
On the streets, where crime was rife
The Emperah is living here today hey, hey

Emperah guy, please tell us why
You had to die away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Emperah guy, please tell us why
You had to die away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey you with the godly face
Welcome to your loyal race
A celebration, The Emperah's up there waitin'
And today is the day we've waited for

Emperah guy, please tell us why
You had to die away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there Emperah
We're so pleased to be with ya
Look around see what you do
Ev'rybody smiles at you

Hey there Emperah
We're so pleased to be with ya
Look around see what you do
Ev'rybody smiles at you

Emperah guy, Emperah guy
Emperah guy

Emperah, you did it right
But here comes a khornate knight creepin' over
Now his hand is on your shoulder
Never mind I'll remember you this
I'll remember you this way

Emperah guy please tell us why
You had to die away for so long
Where did we go wrong?

Hey there Emperah
We're so pleased to be with ya
Look around see what you do
Ev'rybody smiles at you
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Monty Python: Lumberjack Song[edit | edit source]

[Tech Priest]

I wanted to be... a Space Marine!
Killing so many different xenos, as they war against planets all across the Imperium. The undying Immortals. The Nobs. The Wraiths! The formidable Farseer! The constantly screaming Warboss! The plucky little Slugga Boyz! The lumbering Kroot hounds of the Tau. The towering Big Meks of the Orks! The gargantuan Mega Armoured Nobs!

With my squad mates by my side, we'd purge! purge! purge!

[Tech Priest]

I'm a Space Marine, and I'm okay.
I purge all night and I burn all day.

[Space Marine Squad]

He's a Space Marine, and he's okay.
He purges all night and he burns all day.

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I shoot the Tau.
Necrons eat my chainswords.
On Wednesdays I hunt Eldar,
And pray to Khorne in war!

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He shoots the Tau.
Necrons eat his chainswords.
On Wednesdays he hunts Eldar,
And prays to Khone in war...?
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay.
He purges all night and he burns all day.

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I hail Chaos.
Burn cities to the ground.
I put on chaos symbols
And stack skulls in a mound.

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He hails Chaos.
Burns cities to the ground.
He puts on chaos symbols
And stacks skulls in a mound?!
He's a Space Marine, and he's okay.
He purges all night and he burns all day.

[Tech Priest]

I burn the Orks. I bear warp blades,
keep saints' heads in a jar.
I wish I'd been a daemon,
So I could slay Calgar!

[Space Marine Squad]

He burns the Orks. He bears warp blades,
keeps saints' heads in a jar?!

[Inquisitor]

What's this? Wants to be a daemon?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so loyal! Traitor!

Dear sir, I wish to complain on the strongest possible terms about the song which you have just broadcast about the space marine who is a servant to chaos. Many of my best freinds are Space Marines and only a few of them are servants to chaos!

Promethium Road (Steve Earle: Copperhead Road)[edit | edit source]

Promethium Road, Sung by a farmer's boy from Gath

Well my name's Anval Gidemore
Same as my father and his father before
You hardly ever saw grandfather 'round here
He only went to port about twice a year
He'd buy a couple bags of yeast and some plasteel line
Everyone on Gath knew he brewed white gyn
Now the arbites wanted grandfather bad
Headed up our pasture with everything he had
It's before my birth but I've been told
He never came back from Promethium Road

Now Father brewed the whiskey in a Leman Russ
Guard surplus they just toss the stuff
Cadian 18th written on the side
Just shot a coat of paint and then he looked inside
Well him and my uncle tore it all to hell
I still remember that putrid smell
Then the Arbites came by in the middle of the night
Heard mother crying, something wasn't right
He was busy brewing up the weekly load
You could see whiskey burning down Promethium Road

I volunteered for the Guard on my birthday
They draft the farmers boys first 'round here anyway
I did five years of fighting with the Catachan
I came back to Gath with a brand new plan
I take the seed that grows near New Jericho
And I plant up our pasture down Promethium Road
Now the Arbites got their gander in the air
Wake up screaming like I'm back over there
I learned a thing or two from the 'Catas don't you know
You better stay away from Promethium Road

Avenue Q: The internet is for Porn.[edit | edit source]

Sung by Kharn and a Cannoness

The Imperium is really really great
For Khorne!
I’ve got a fast starship so i don’t have to wait
For Khorne!
There's always some new fight,
For Khorne!
I war all day and night
For Khorne!
It's like i’m killing at the speed of light
For Khorne!

The Imperium is for Khorne
The Imperium is for Khorne,
Why you think the Warp was born?
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!

I’m glad that we have Warp technology
For Khorne!
Which gives us untold opportunity
For Khorne!
Fight from your tabletop
For Khorne!
You can plunder rape and chop
For Khorne!
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop
For Khorne!

The Imperium is for Khorne
The Imperium is for Khorne,
Me up all night gathering skulls for Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!

[SPOKEN]

[Canoness] That’s gross! You’re a heretic

[Kharn]
Ah, sticks and stones Cannoness

[Canoness]
NO really, you're a heretic Normal people don’t run around killing in the Imperium

[Kharn]
Ohhhh?

[Canoness]
What?!

[Kharne]
You have no idea Ready normal people?

[Abbadon, Horus, Angron]
Ready

Let me hear it!

[Kharn and guys]

The Imperium is for Khorne!
[Abbadon]

Sorry Emp

[Kharn and guys]

The Imperium is for Khorne!

[Horus]

I eviscerate!
[Kharn and guys]

All these guys unshethe their swords
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!

[Cannoness]

The Imperium is not for Khorne!!

[Kharn and guys]
Khorne, Khorne, K---


[Cannoness]

HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Abbadon, rely on the Imperium to kill off your excess followers

[Abbadon]

That’s correct.

[Cannoness]

And Horus, you once saved the Emperor's life

[Horus]

Sure!

[Cannoness]

And Angron, you keep killing whenever you can

[Angron]

Yes I do!

[Cannoness]

And Kharn, you love kitten

[Kharne]

True!

[Kharne]

Oh, but Cannoness
What you think we do after? hmm?

[Abbadon]
...yeah

(EEEWWWWW!)
The Imperium is for Khorne!
Heretics!
The Imperium is for Khorne!
I hate Khorne
Grab your axe and cleave and hack
For Khorne, Khorne, Khorne!
(harmonizing) Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne
I’m leaving!
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne
Khorne Khorne Khorne Khorne
I hate the Imperium!
Khorne, Khorne, Khorne, Khorne

The Imperium is for
The Imperium is for
The Imperium is for Khorne!

YEAH!

The Scarlet Commissar: Into The Fire[edit | edit source]

Pius stood to guard the Emperor,
with his las clutched in his hand.
He was only a man
But he knew someone must take a stand.

There will always be a battle
but remember our Lord's grace.
there will always be perilous dangers
which someone must face.

Into valleys, into waters
Into jungles, into hell
Let us ride, let us ride home again with a story to tell.
Into darkness, into danger,
To Warp storms that rip the night,
Don't give in, or give up,
But give thanks for the glorious fight.

You can tremble, you can fear it,
But keep your fighting spirit alive boys.
Let the shiver of it sting you,
Fling into battle, spring to your feet boys.
Never hold back your step for a moment,
Never doubt that your courage will grow,
Grow your faith ever higher and into the fire we go .

Are there cultists that surround us?
Are there orks that block the way?
Shoot'em down, knock'em back boys,
And forward and into the fray.

Eye of terror? Time for valour,
Hold the Line, no, never turn.
Yes, it's into the Warp that we'll fly,
And it's Chaos who'll burn...

Someone has to guard the Emperor
Rush in, we shall defend him and win boys
When the Warp is saying not to
Emprah, you know you've got to march on, boys
Never hold back your step for a moment.
Never doubt that your courage will grow.
Grow your faith ever higher and into fire we go

Let the bolter fire
Let the flash of it shock you
Choke your fears away
Pull as tight as a wire
Let their Chainswords strike
Let the force of it rock you
We will have our day, standing tall to the fire.

Someone has to guard the Emprah
Rush in! We shall defend him and win boys
When the warp is saying not to
Emprah, you know you've got to march on, boys
Never hold back your step for a moment
Hold the Line! Oh, your courage will grow
Yes, it's higher and higher and into the fire we go
Into fire!
Onward, ho!

Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up[edit | edit source]

We's no strangers to WAAAGH!
We frags ‘em all, shoots ‘em in da eye
A full bombardment's what we’s finkin’ of
We’s gonna make sure that ya all’s gonna die
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We's fought each otha fer so long
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but
Ya don’t wants ta quits it
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it
‘N’ I fink ya all shud be fleein’
Don't tell me you's too blind ta see

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

(WAAAGH, blow ya up)
(WAAAGH, blow ya up)
(WAAAGH!)
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow
(Blow ya up)
(WAAAGH!)
We’s all gonna blow, we’s all gonna blow
(Blow ya up)

We's fought each otha fer so long
Yer arrmy's all breakin’ but
Ya don’t wants ta quits it
Ya ‘n’ me both knows that it won’t be long
We’s gonna win, ‘n’ yer gonna loze it
We’s jus’ wanna gives ya all a beatin’
Gonna make ya good ‘n’ dead

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya

We’s all gonna blow ya up
We’s all gonna put ya down
Gonna run ya to da ground ‘n’ we’ll stomp ya
We’s all gonna make ya cry
You’s all gonna say good-bye
Gonna kills ya till ya die ‘n’ hurt ya


Wuppa Orky style (PSY: Gangnam Style)[edit | edit source]

Wuppa Orky style
Orky style

I love a bomma who is warm and shooty by day,
A classy bomma who knows how to bring the freedom of da WAAAAGH! to a planet
A bomma whose moves gets sharper when fighting comes
A bomma with that kind of twist

I'm a Greenskin
A Greenskin who is as warm as you during the day
A Greenskin who one-shots his enemy HQ with a Powa Klaw
A Greenskin whose hearts bursts when the fight comes
That kind of Greenskin

Beautiful, lovely
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, lovely
Wuppa Orky style
Orky style

I love a Squig who is warm and passionate by day,
A classy Squig who knows how to chase enemy vehicles when packed with bomz
A Squig whose anticipation gets crazier when fighting comes
A Squig with that kind of twist

I'm a Boy
A Boy who is as warm as you during the day
A Boy who is bold as a lion with 11 other boyz
A Boy whose feet fleets when the WAAAGH! comes
That kind of Boy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end

Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style
Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! oh oh oh oh

A shoota who looks classy but is killy when it shoots
A shoota who puts da foes down when the right time comes
A shoota who covers itself but is more sexy than a shoota who bares it all
A sensible shoota like that

I'm a Nob
A Nob who seems irate and gets angry when he plays
A Nob who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A Nob who has bulging Klaws as well as muscles
That kind of Ork

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end

Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Kustom forcefield, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Mekboy style
Eh- Kustom forcefield oh oh oh oh

On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby
I'm a pilot who knows a thing or two
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby
I'm a Ork who knows a thing or two

You know what I'm saying
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Furious charging, wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa is Orky style
Eh- Furious charging oh oh oh oh

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Shall we go all the way from now on?
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Choppy choppa, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Orky style
Eh- Choppy choppa oh oh oh oh

A choppa who looks quiet but plays when I plays
A choppa who puts me foes down when the right time comes
A choppa who covers itself but is more sexy than a choppa who bares it all
A sensible choppa like that

I'm a Warboss
A Warboss who dreams big but WAAAGHS! when he WAAAGHS!
A Warboss who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A Warboss who has bulging ideas as well as muscles
That kind of Ork

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end

Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Zzappin’ Weirdboy, Greenskin is Orky style
Eh- Zzappin’ Weirdboy oh oh oh oh

On top of the running Xenos is the flying Marine, baby baby
I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two
You know what I'm saying

Dis boy is Orky style
Eh- Dakka dakka, dak, dak, dak dak dakka Orky styleEh- Dakka dakka oh oh oh oh

Wuppa Orky style
Orky style

I love Mega armour who is big and protecty by day,
Da classy Mega armour who know how to bring the freedom from enemy dakka
Da Mega armour whose protection gets better when fighting comes
Da Mega armour with that kind of twist

I'm a Killa Kan
A Killa Kan who is as big as da rest of da boyz
A Killa Kan who goes about bein’ stompy
A Killa Kan whose rokkits bursts when they hit da enemy
That kind of Killa Kan

Beautiful, lovely
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, lovely

Wuppa Orky style
Greenskin style

I love a Deff rolla who is round and spikey by day,
A classy Deff rolla who know how to bring the squish to an enemy planet
A Deff rolla whose spikes gets sharper when fighting comes
A Deff rolla with that kind of twist

I'm a Weirdboy
A Weirdboy who is as sane as you during the day
A Weirdboy who squiggifies his enemy HQ before it even chops boyz
A Weirdboy whose brain hursts when the fight comes
That kind of Weirdboy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end

Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Shooty Lootas, Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style
Eh- Shooty Lootas oh oh oh oh

A Looted gun who looks loud but dakkas when it dakkas
A Looted gun who puts her foes down when the right time comes
A Looted gun who covers da enemy in shooty and is more deadly than a Looted gun who misses dem all
A sensible Looted gun like that

I'm a Painboy
A Painboy who seems calm but plays when he oprates
A Painboy who goes completely crazy when the brai-squigg transplant comes
A Painboy who has sharp ideas as well as instruments
That kind of Painboy

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end

Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Battle wagon, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom vroomah Greenskin style
Eh- Battle wagon oh oh oh oh

I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two
You know what I'm saying
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Dakka Jet, wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa
Eh- Dakka Jet oh oh oh oh

Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Shall we go all the way from now on?
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- Choppy chainsword, wup, wup, wup wup wuppa Orky style
Eh- Choppy chainsword oh oh oh oh

A chainsword who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A chainsword who puts her foes down when the right time comes
A chainsword who covers herself but is more sexy than a chainsword who bares it all
A sensible chainsword like that

I'm a Flashgit
A Flashgit who seems rich but shoots when he shoots
A Flashgit who goes completely dakka when the right time comes
A Flashgit who has a bulging belly as well as a snazzgun
That kind of Flashgit

Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end

Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style, Orky style
Wuppa Orky style

Eh- wretched gretchin, little runt ain't Greenskin style
Eh- wretched gretchin oh oh oh oh

On top of the running bugeyes is the flying Greenskin, baby baby
I'm a Greenskin who knows a fing or two
On top of the running bug is the flying Greenskin, baby baby
I'm a Greenskin who knows a thing or two
You know what I'm saying

Dat boy is Orky style

Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! Wup, wup, wup wup Wuppa Orky style
Eh- Zoomin’ bomma! oh oh oh oh

Warriors Of Terra (Manowar: Warriors of the World)[edit | edit source]

Here I see you stand from all around the worlds Waiting in a line to hear the battle cry All are gathered here, victory is near The sound will fill the hall, bringing power to us all

We alone are fighting for the Emperor that is true We own the right to live the fight, we're here for all of you Now swear the blood upon your steel will never dry Stand and fight together beneath the battle sky

Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of Terra Like thunder from the sky - sworn to fight and die We're warriors, warriors of Terra

Many stand against us, but they will never win We said we would return and here we are again To bring them all destruction, suffering and pain We are the hammer of His wrath, we are thunder, wind and rain.

There they wait in fear with swords in feeble hands With dreams to be a king, first one should be a man I call about and charge them all with a life that is a lie And in their final hour they shall repent before they die

If I should fall in battle, my brothers who fight by my side Gather my armor and weapons, tell teh chapter how I died Until then I will be strong, I will fight for all that is real All who stand in my way will die by steel

Brothers everywhere - raise your hands into the air We're warriors, warriors of Terra


I Love the Whole Board (I Love the Whole World)[edit | edit source]

Emperor:

I love all humans

I love our smog-filled hives

I love crusading

And taking xenos lives

I love the galaxy

With all its sights and sounds


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Horus:

I love Heresy

I love the sound of screams

I love Isstvaan

Even the plague marines

I love my legion

And crashing Terra's gates


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Da Orkz:

I love WAAAAAGH-ing!

I love my mobs of boyz!

and being choppy!

I love my deffgun's noise!

I love da fightan'!

WE'RE DA BEST, YA GITS!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


OI LOVE ME WARBOSS

OI LOVE ME BIG DEFF GUN

OI LOVE DEM 'UMIES

THE WAY DEY SCREAM AN' RUN

OI LOVE DA WHOLE WORLD

N' ALL ITZ SIGHTS N' SOUNDS


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Eldar:

I loathe my dark kin

I loathe the orkish hordes

I loathe the mon'keigh

The Yngir even more

I loathe you all, worms

You are beneath my race


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Kharn:

I love betraying

I love to rip and tear

I love my chain-axe

Heads flying through the air

I love destroying

And punches to the face


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Tau:

I love my homeland

I love our high-tech suits

I love converting

And training new recruits

I love the Greater Good

And taming lawless brutes!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Tzeentch:

I love all changes

To men and to their land

I love to teach them

More than their brains can stand

I love to ca-ckle...

... Just-As-Plaaaned


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Indrick Boreale:

I love the EMPRAH

I love to see STEHL REHN

I love SPESS MEHRENES

Be every ork in PEHN

I love BLUD REHVENS

And seeing ENEMEHS DIE


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Trazyn: I love collecting

Obryon: I love my warscythe's bite

Orikan: I love my visions

Orikan Empowered: AND WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT

Imotekh: I love my subjects

Despite their craziness


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Space Wolves:

I love Russ' beard

And ales of potent strength

I love riding wolves

and their enormous length

I love the whole fang

and every bar and drink


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Angry Marines:

I HATE THE EVERYTHING

FUCK SHIT ASS CUNT RAPE TEAR

BADGER SPLAT RAGE DESTROY

SOME ANAL BLEEDING THERE

I HATE THE XENOS

I KILL SHIT IN THE FACE


FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE FUCK-DE-ASSHOLE


Macha:

I love virginity

And being your waifu

I love the emperor

One day I'll be his too

I love the galaxy

It's such a silly place


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Eisenhorn:

I love the purging

I love the holy flame

I love the Emprah

I love his holy name

I love my day-job

Purging all over space


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Butthurt Casual:

I HATE GEEDUBYA

AND ALL THEIR JEWY WAYS

I HATE WARHAMMER

AND SPEHSS MEHREENS ARE GAY

I PLAY WARMAHORDES

IT'S THE SUPERIOR GAME


BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING BOOM DE WHINING


Matt Ward:

I love your money

I love to rape the fluff

With decent rule sets

(ignore those Grey Knights buffs)

I love 40k

Except the Sisters stuff


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Black Templars:

I love my chainswords

I love to RIP AND TEAR

I love assault marines

Zerg Rushes EVERYWHERE

I love this crusade

I hope it never ends


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DA YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Sisters of Battle:

I love to burn things

All heretics will die!

With many meltas

And flamers they will fry,

I praise the emprah

New codex coming soon (?)


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Inquisition:

I love to purge things

Burn each and every witch!

And for the xenos

Exterminatus bitch!

We're inquisitors

They never expect us.


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Games Workshop:

I love more money

I love our cheap finecast

I love the pricehikes

Stick balance up your ass

I love you /tg/

We'll milk more money yet


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Dark Eldar:

I love your anus

I love to torture you

With many poisons

while dressed extremely lewd

I love hedonism

I don't see what's to hate


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Kroot:

I love Tau money

I love real special genes

I love to go fight

I love evolving things

I love this whole world

And all its tastiness


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Guardsman and Tyranids:

I love the- OH SHIT

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

DID IT JUST- EMPRAH, NO!

TO THAT POOR SPACE MARINE!?

WE NEED SOME BACKUP HERE!

OH FUCK, WE'RE GONNA DIE!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


/tg/ Troll:

I love to shitpost!

I love to laugh at you!

I love my porn dumps!

Nude elven slave wat du

I love the whole board!

And all its stupid threads!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Imperial Guard:

I love my lasgun

I love the Commissar

I love the xenos

And their blue tit -*BLAM*


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Adeptus Mechanicus:

I love the Admech

I love Machine Spirits

I love the Titans

And taking S.T.C's

I love Omnissiah

And all the servitors


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Nurgle:

I love my cultists

I love to make disease

I love my Isha

I love all the plague fleas

I love concocting

Disease and rank decay


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


RPGfags:

I love my Shadowrun!

I love my Pathfinder!

I love to roll dem dice!

I love my Spellbinder!

I love the whole board!

And all its players too!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Slaneesh:

I love all excess

Excess is what I do

Excesssive lettterrrsss

Excessive rhyming too

Excessive timing

Or meter, as some might like to refer to it


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Necrons:

...

...

...

...

...

...


(BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA)


Ahriman:

I love my knowledge

I love ancient magic

I love the webway

And how I walk right in

I love my legion

Sorry about that thing


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YACA


Genestealers:

I loved the emprah

His word was highest law

I love the Hive Mind

RIP AND TEAR with my claws

I love my brood kin

New masters of Mankind!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Abaddon:

I love the Dark Gods

I love my Black Crusades

I hate Ursarkar

the defeat that he evades!

I will destroy that wretch!

Cadia will be mine!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Kobold:

I love the mining

I love building the traps

I love my brethren

And our delightful yaps

I love our dungeon

It's such a comfy place


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Mary Sue:

I love myself duh

I love some people too,

But I am the best

At every thing I do!

And you love me now

Because I'm Mary Sue


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


3.5 fag:

I love the templates

I love the easy rules

I love the flame wars

'Cause 4e is for fools!

I love 3.5

It is all that I play


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Chaos Undivided:

We love our mortals

We love our terror eye

We hate the corpse-god

But soon he too will die

We're undivided

We want your mind and soul


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Fortress Dwarves:

I love the mining

I love the sweet deathtraps

I love plump helmets

And all those qt cats

I love my Armok

Blood for the God of Blood!


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


I love my anvil

I love my magma pools

I love to kill elves

'cuz fuck those knife-eared fools

I love my fortress

and all the burning cats


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Pvt. Linda Redshirt and soldier:

"I hate this planet

I hate my whole platoon"

"Look on the bright side

At least the coffee's good"

"That is the reason

I've yet to kill you all"


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Failbaddon:

I love despoiling

I love causing harm

I love blaspheming

I love both my clawed ar-

That joke is so old

I fucking hate you all


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


C. S. Goto:

I love my eldar

I love multilasers

I love... multilasers...

...

...

...


MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS MULTILASERS


Generic Cyberpunk Soldier:

I love my corp, man

I love the way they work

I love the fighting

And that I'll kill some jerk

I love cyberware

And all the 'punky things


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Emprasque:

I LOVE MY DOMAIN

I LOVE MY CHILDREN TOO

I HAVE TO SAVE IT

IT'S THE FIRST THING I DO

BUT I'M NOT A GOD

PLEASE STOP WORSHIPING ME


BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA


Konrad Curze:

I love the darkness

I love hunting my prey

I love my bat wings

They really don't look gay

I love my raptors

But fuck the chaos gods


BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA BOOM DE YADDA


Marneus Calgar:

I love blue armor

I love our powerfists

I love the Codex

And all of its dictates

I love avatars

And smashing them to bits


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Xeno:

I love my scarabs

I love my quiet friends

I love this song too!

I hope it never ends!

I love you /tg/

Without you I'd be blue.


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Monstergirl Fetishist:

I love this fetish

/tg/ has the best kinks

Other boards just stare

But who cares what they think?

I love this whole board

We're weirder than /d/


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Magnus the Red:

I crave all knowledge

I love my sorcery

I love the Emprah

I'm serving loyally

Watch out for Horus

OH FUCK IT'S THE SPACE YIFFS


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


Trazyn the Infinite:

I love my doubles

I love collecting things

I love Valeria

I love the gifts she brings

I love the galaxy

and all its rarities


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


/tg/:

I love the writefags

I love the RPGs

I love the troll threads

I love the energy

I love the whole board

It is the one for me


BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA

BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA

BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA


The False Emperor[edit | edit source]

(Spngebob Squarepants Theme)

Are ya ready cultists?

(Ay ay master!)

I can't hear you!

(Ay ay master!!)


OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH


Who sits on the golden throne dead as can be?

(The false Emperor!)

No good, a weakling, a false god he be!

(The false Emperor!)

If glory and power be sometime you wish!

(The false Emperor!)

Then pledge to Nurgle or maybe Slaanesh!

The false Emperor!

The false Emperor!

The false Emp-eror!

The Twelve Days of Nidmas[edit | edit source]

On the first day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the second day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, two biovores and gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the third day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the fourth day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoule on a spore tree.

On the fith day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the sixth day of Nidmas the hivemind gave to me, Six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore, mines two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the seventh day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the eighth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leapind, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the ninth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the tenth day of nidmas the hivemind gave me, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the eleventh day of nidmas the hiveming gave to me, eleven mawlocks digging, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

On the twelth day of nidmas the hivemind gave to me, twelve zoanthropes zapping, eleven mawlocks digging, ten spine gaunts shooting, nine 'fexes screeching, eight rippers ripping, seven lictors leaping, six 'stealers stealing, five termagants, four harridans, three spore mines, two biovores and a gargoyle on a spore tree.

The Call(to the tune of of the song of the same name)[edit | edit source]

Echoes from the Istvaan
Great hammers will fall
Under rocket torn skys all will
Answer the call

Strike from the sky
Ravens of yore
All faces turn now to war

Lord of the ash
Fight through crimson glow
Wolves of the north
Howl your cry's of the snow
Knights of Angels dark
Fight beside your brothers right

Bring us the strength
Of metal and of Mars
Heresy is rising!

War will weather the souls of the lost
Stand together whatever the cost
Shields will falter and many will fall
Time has come for us all
To answer the call

Pride of Inwit shore
Guard the Fortress of the king
Children of Macragge
May your bolter's eternally sing
Lords of blooded sky's
May your contrails burn bight

Bring us the Skulls
Of the hunted and slain
Shadows darken the Imperium's lands

War will weather the souls of the lost
Stand together whatever the cost
Shields will falter and many will fall
Time has come for us all
To answer the call

White gold
Burning sky
(For the souls of the lost)
Purify

War will weather the souls of the lost
Stand together whatever the cost
Shields will falter and many will fall
Time has come for us all
To answer the call


Horrible Histories: LITERALLY! (The Viking Song)[edit | edit source]

Valkia the Bloody:
Was the summer of Sigmarzeit 2293,
When we sailed 'cross the great north sea,

Norscan Marauder:
Twin-tailed comet trailing 'cross the skies that night,
Ya should have known somethin' wasn't right,

Valkia the Bloody:
We arrived 'pon the Nordland shore,
And you offered friendship,
But we'd rather kill you for Khorne,
Yes, kill you for Khorne, woah, woah!

Chorus:
WE'RE TEARING UP THIS PLACE TONIGHT!
LITERALLY!
WE'E GONNA SET THIS LITTLE PROVINCE ALIGHT!
LITERALLY!

Valkia the Bloody:
We'll kill and steal,
Burn and drink,
'Cause us Norscans don't care what you think,
Woah, woah, woah!

Valkia and Marauder:
Let us in, wont you please?
We're here to raid your Count's cities,
We're primed and ready to attack,
And we love how southlings try vainly to fight back,
You'll die or become a slave to me,
Though at times our slaves get chucked into the sea,
When the boat's heavy, yeah, yeah!

Chorus:
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR HEAD, MY FRIEND!
LITERALLY!
ITS GONNA END UP ON KHORNE'S THRONE IN THE END!
LITERALLY!

Valkia the Bloody:
And I'll drink a toast from your skull,
'Cause we're Norscans!
That's how we roll!
Woah, woah, woah,

Valkia: Play that axe, Ragnar!

guitar solo*

Chorus:
WE'RE GONNA PAINT THE WHOLE TOWN RED!
LITERALLY!
WITH THE BLOOD OF THE DEAD!
LITERALLY!

Valkia:
We'll kill you and take all you own,
Get on our ships, go back home,
Woah woah woah,
We're goin' home,
Woah, woah, woah,
We're goin' home...

Monorail (the simpsons)[edit | edit source]

  • Crpytek: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
  • Like a genuine,
  • Bona fide,
  • Electrified,
  • Six-gun
  • Monolith!
  • What'd I say?
  • Necron 2xh5: Monolith!
  • Crpytek: What's it called?
  • Necron 45rg + 55rg: Monolith!
  • Crpytek: That's right! Monolith!
  • [crowd chants `Monolith softly and rhythmically]
  • Necron 6h45: I hear those things are awfully loud...
  • Crpytek: It glides as softly as a cloud.
  • Necron h744: Is there a chance the track could bend?
  • Crpytek: Not on your life, my flayed friend.
  • Necron kr86: What about us brain-dead slobs?
  • Crpytek: You'll be given cushy jobs.
  • Necron 7j4f: Were you sent here by the devil?
  • Crpytek: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
  • Necron j68g: The trigger came off my tesla gun.
  • Crpytek: Take my guass blaster, my good man.
  • I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
  • Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
  • All: Monolith!
  • Crpytek: What's it called?
  • All: Monolith!
  • Crpytek: Once again...
  • All: Monolith!
  • Homverlady: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
  • Lord: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
  • All: Monolith!
  • Monolith!
  • Monolith!
  • [big finish]
  • Monolith!
  • Homverlord: Mono... D'oh!

!!'

Men of Cadia(Men of Harlech)[edit | edit source]

Tongues of fire from The Eye flaring,
news of Chaos near declaring,
to heroic deeds of daring,
call you Cadians

Groans of wounded civies dying,
wails of 'tillery shrapnel flying,
others in their fox-holes crying,
for you Cadians

Shall the Warp winds wailing
now be unavailing
to us who have never yet
in battles hour were failing

This our answer guns are pouring
swift as winter torrents roaring
not in vain their vox imploring
calls on Cadians

Loud the Commissars are shouting
every manly heart is bounding
as our colonel we surrounding
march we Cadians

Short the sleep the Traitors taking
ere the morrows dawn is breaking
they shall have a rude awakening
roused by Cadians.

Gov'ner cease your weeping
Calm may be your sleeping,
your planet in safety now
The Cadians are keeping.

Ere the Emprah high in heaven
Alien and mutie, panic riven,
shall like Heretic sheep be driven
far, by, Ca-di-ans.

Turisas: The March of the Imperial Guard (The March of the Varagian Guard)[edit | edit source]

The sun rose ove the wasteland
As far as the eye can see
Regiments fill the vast waste plains of this world
It's avian predators jeering at me

But they can circle until they drop dead
I have not come this far
To end, but to pursure my own thread
To join the Imperial Guard!

Guards of glory and of might
Hard as steel and strong as brass
Flies our banners as we march
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind

There's men of Cadia and Valhalla
A few of Tallarn
Men simply searching for glamour
Some concealing their royal descent

The Emperor's hammer they have aptly named us
All we've come from afar
Diversity is what unites us
We are the Imperial Guard!

Guards of glory and of might
Hard as steel and strong as brass
Flies our banners as we march
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind

Eastern Fringe, Segmentum Ultima
In the 41st millenium of the imperial date.

To the Ghoul Stars and beyond
This is where Segmentum Command have us sent
For fame and for gold
We once set the warp for these worlds unknown

Guards of glory and of might
Hard as steel and strong as brass
Flies our banners as we march
Across the galaxy, for the God-Emperor of Mankind

Grand Gathas Of Tzeentch (Grand Gathas Of Baal Sin)[edit | edit source]

GRAND TZEENTCH, BRINGERS OF MAGICK!

Grand Tzeentch, bringer of magick
Stun the norm, sublime ideas
Builders of restless towers
They grow to reach the Immaterium

NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant

Reconstruction of the golden age
Guided by winged feathered sages
Metaphoric mirage of the ideal
Materialize the spoken word

NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant

Under the eye of Magnus
And all the wise
All the lords of changes
With their liquid souls we're baptized
Tzeentch!
Caliphates of the truth
Ahriman fee ein Il'adoo

Polymaths are the ones who question
Polymaths are the ones who hear
Immaterium voices scream
Awake and march to the next domain

Under the eye of Magnus
And all the wise
All the lords of change
We're baptized with their liquid souls

Bringers of shadows
Shun the mask
That mask the illusion of the mass

Grand Tzeentch, bringer of magick
Stun the norm, sublime ideas
Builders of restless towers
They grow to reach the immaterium

NINE... Nine daemons wreak havok
NINE... Nine sorcerors ever defiant

Magnus!
Tzeentch!

You Win or You Die (game of throne theme song)[edit | edit source]

The Eagle grasps what it can to preserve it's peace.

The Dragon consumes all before it in the East,

(Chorus)

A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,

A galaxy laced in lies,

You win or you die,

The Four bides there time in the great eye,

The Daughters must pay the warriors toll,

(Chorus)

A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,

A galaxy laced in lies,

You win or you die,

The ancients seek for purpose among there ruins

The youngest, await for there time to rise

(Chorus)

A cold golden throne, holds a man centauries old,

A galaxy laced in lies,

You win or you die



What a wondaful Waaagh - Loys Armstronk[edit | edit source]

Loys Armstronk

Oi see boyz of green,
red wartrukks too.
'umies go 'boom'
for me an' you.
An' I fink to myself:
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.

Oi see Marines of blue
an' bikes of white.
Those beakie boyz they
sure know 'ow to fight.
An' I fink to myself:
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.

Our stormboyz and deffkoptas,
so orky in da sky,
blast away da faces
of humies goin' by.
Oi see gits dyin' and sayin':
'Wot do we do?'
And then they's all sayin:
'Oh, I'm froo.'

I hear panzees cry,
I watch 'em explode.
They'll fight no more
'cuz they wuz too slow.
Then I fink to myself:
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.

Yes, I fink to myself:
'What a wondaful Waaagh!'.


Heil dir im Siegerkranz - Anthem of the German Empire[edit | edit source]

Like the Emperor had an ancient German cousin...


German

Heil dir im Siegerkranz,
Herrscher des Vaterlands!
Heil, Kaiser, dir!
Fühl in des Thrones Glanz
Die hohe Wonne ganz,
Liebling des Volks zu sein!
Heil Kaiser, dir!

Nicht Roß’, nicht Reisige
Sichern die steile Höh',
Wo Fürsten steh'n
Liebe des Vaterlands,
Liebe des freien Manns
Gründen den Herrscherthron
Wie Fels im Meer.

Heilige Flamme, glüh',
Glüh' und erlösche nie
Fürs Vaterland!
Wir alle stehen dann
Mutig für einen Mann
Kämpfen und bluten gern
Für Thron und Reich!

Handel und Wissenschaft
Heben mit Mut und Kraft
Ihr Haupt empor!
Krieger- und Heldentat
Finden ihr Lorbeerblatt
Treu aufgehoben dort,
An deinem Thron!

Sei, Kaiser Wilhelm, hier
Lang' deines Volkes Zier,
Der Menschheit Stolz!
Fühl' in des Thrones Glanz,
Die hohe Wonne ganz,
Liebling des Volks zu sein!
Heil, Kaiser, dir!


Adepted version in English to suit the Imperium

Hail to thee in victor's crown,
Ruler of the fatherland!
Hail to thee, Emperor!
Feel in the throne's splendor
The high ecstasy in full
To be darling of thy people!
Hail to thee, Emperor!

Neither steed nor mounted knight
Secure the towering height,
Where princes stand:
Love of the fatherland,
Love of the free man,
Create the ruler's throne
Like crags at sea.

Holy flame, glow,
Glow and expire not
For the fatherland!
Then we all stand
Valiant for one man
Gladly fighting and bleeding
For throne and empire!

Service and faith
Hoist with courage and strength
Their chief aloft.
Warriors' and heroes' deeds
Find their laurel leaves
Faithfully preserved
Upon thy throne!

Forever continuing to bloom
Our flag may wave boldly
On the high seas!
Ha, how proud and majestic
Casts over land and sea
Widely the German eagle
Its flaming gaze.

Be, Emperor, here
Thy people's ornament for many a year
Humanity's pride!
Feel in the throne's splendor,
The high ecstasy in full
To be darling of thy people!
Hail to thee, Emperor!

Mr. Preacher Man[edit | edit source]

It's nine o'clock on St.Sabat's day
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's a veteran sitting next to me
Makin' love to his Gorsk White Gyn

He says, "Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes,
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore the comissariat’s clothes"

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you're the preacher man
preach us the gospel tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity
And you've got us feeling alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me amasec for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me"
As a smile ran away from his face
"Well, I'm sure that I could be a Baneblade man
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Paul is a war logs archivist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talking with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the servitor's praising Astartes
As the vostroyans slowly get stoned,
Yes they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone!

Sing us a song you're the preacher man
Preach us the gospel tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity
And you've got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for St.Sabat’s day
And the magos gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see
To forget about life for a while

And the vox-caster sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a seal
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say "Man what are you doing here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you're the preacher man
Preach us the gospel tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some sanctity
And you've got us feeling alright

Chaotic Terror (Accept: Teutonic Terror - Khorne Edition)[edit | edit source]

Back to the frontlines, back at the night
Evil marauders back in the lights
Back for the slaughter, the fuel of the flames
The roar of the thunder, back in the game
Storming the strongholds, swords in the air
Killing Astartes in their own lair
Lighting the thorches, setting the stage
You get what you ask for... right in the face

Six string chainswords
And screams in the night
War clubs pounding
Living just for the fight

So we drive, thru the night
With the howling wind at our backs
Riding on Chaotic Terror
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!

String up the razors, sharpen the blades
Tighten the skins up, no one escapes
Crack up the grindstone, load up to sleds
Saddle the Juggers, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Six string chainswords
And screams in the night
War clubs pounding
Living just for the fight

So we drive, thru the night
With the howling wind at our backs
Riding on Chaotic Terror
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE
For the roar of the crowd
For the raging frontal attack
Delivering the Chaotic Terror
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!

guitar solo

Six string chainswords
And screams in the night
War clubs pounding
Living just for the fight

So we drive, thru the night
With the howling wind at our backs
Riding on Chaotic Terror
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE
For the roar of the crowd
For the raging frontal attack
Delivering the Chaotic Terror
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE
We will GIVE'EM THE AXE!

Through fire and flames - Farsight Enclaves[edit | edit source]

On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of dead Ethereal's reign
Deepstrike towards the fight

When the darkness has fallen down
and the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
on Agrellan tonight

Fighting hard, Crisis against steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Exterminatus on this world

On the blackest plains in Hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through the fire and pain and once again we know!

So now we fly ever free
We're free before the firestorm
On towards the Enclaves
Our quest carries on

Far beyond Shadowsun
Far beyond the Ethereals
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!

As the red day is dawning
And our jetpacks crack the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment in their eyes

Jetting back through the midmorning light
there's a burning in my heart
We're banished forever from the Tau empire
To a life beyond the stars

In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
From the Ethereals we'll be free tonight!

And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond Damocles Gulf
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone

Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within Farsight's mind
Day after day this exile must go on!

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!

[guitar solo]

Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oah,who-o-o-o-oah!
Wo-o-oah,wo-o-oa,who-o-o-o-oah!

[guitar solo]

Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard, now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of e-very Tau!

So far away we wait for the day
For the lives all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and flames the Enclaves carry on!


Powerwolf - Amen and Attack[edit | edit source]

In nomine veritas
In nomine filii et patris
In nomine veritas
Et sanctus
Amen and Attack

Stand your ground against the storm And honor those who've died
Eins zwei amen & attack
Army of the Emp’ror sworn
Defenders of the right
Drei vier - amen & attack

When the night is cold and black
We sing amen & attack
And we lead the storm of the wild
With our comrades at our backs
Scream it! Amen & attack
And we fight with God on our side
Amen & attack
Amen & attack

Send the daemons from this world
No place where they can hide
Eins zwei amen & attack
Make them pray or make them pay
It's time to stand and fight
Drei vier - amen & attack

When the night is cold and black
We sing amen & attack
And we lead the storm of the wild
With our comrades at our backs
Scream it! Amen & attack
And we fight with god on our side
Amen & attack
Amen & attack


Stayin' Alive - Knight Porphyrion (Bee Gees)[edit | edit source]

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a ranged knight: no time to charge.
Cannons loud and barrels warm, I've been stomped around
Since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may duck under cover.
We can try to understand
The Porphyrion' effect on flesh.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a monster,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, AP low and Strenght high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got the AV Fourteen on my shoes.
I'm a shooty Knight and I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll live to see another day.
We can try to understand
The Porphyrion's effect on flesh.

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a monster,
I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

"He ignores cover. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah."
"He ignores cover. Somebody help me, yeah.
Stayin' alive."


Life on Mars - The Burning of Prospero (David Bowie)[edit | edit source]

Magnus did WHAT?!

It's a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the shaven head
But the Red King is yelling, "No!"
And her Emperor's told her to go
But the Fifteenth's nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the holoscreen

But Prospero's a saddening bore
For she's lived it ten times or more
She could shoot in the eyes of fools
As she cancels their powers as...

Witches fighting in the main hall
Oh man!
Look at those wizards go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Wolfman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
For the Emperor!

It's on Lorgar's tortured brow
That Angron has grown up a cow
Now the astartes have struck for fame
'Cause we go make war again
See the army in their million hordes
From Nuceria to Roboute's worlds
Reaching Terra is out of bounds
For my Emperor, dog, and town

But Prospero's a saddening bore
'Cause I fought it ten times or more
It's about to be fought again
As I ask you to focus on

Witches fighting in the main hall
Oh man!
Look at those wizards go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Wolfman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
For the Emperor!

The man who sold the world - The Primarch who sold the world (David Bowie)[edit | edit source]

We passed upon the warp
Spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
Murdered on Eskrador

"Oh no, NOT ME
I never lost that duel
You're face to face
With Alpharius Omegon"

I laughed and shook Dorn's hand
And made my way back home
I searched for Arkhan Land
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazer stare
We marked a million hills
We must have died alone
A long long time ago

Who knows?
Not me
We never lost control
You're face, to face
With Alpharius Omegon
the

Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons[edit | edit source]

Spooky scary Space Marines
Send chainswords through your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary Space Marines
Bellow such a prayer
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When your meatshields aren't all there

We're so sorry Space Marines
You're so misunderstood
You only want to purge xenos
But I don't think you should
'Cause spooky scary Space Marines
Shout startling war-cant screams
They'll drop-pod from their Watch-Fortress
And just won't leave you be

Warriors beyond equal
Will kill, what's all the fuss?
Power armour will keep them safe
As Chaos' schemes they foil
Spooky scary Space Marines
Are clever all the same
They'll smile and put you to the sword
And on you lay the blame

Because spooky scary Space Marines
Fight for the Emperor
If you try to hurt Mankind
You'll hear their bolters roar

Weird Al - Weasel Stomping Day[edit | edit source]

Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Xenos Stomping Day

Put your Marine helmet on
Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn
Don't you know it's Xenos Stomping Day?

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a Xenos' guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their alien spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day

[Sounds of xenos getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and Tau-screeching effects]

People love them down the street
Crushing xenos beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their Alien skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay

Hey everyone, it's Xenos Stomping
We'll have some fun on Xenos Stomping
Put down your Lasgun, it's Xenos Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Xenos Stomping Day

Xenos Stomping Day
Hey!


Emperor of the Universe/ Princes of the Universe (Queen)[edit | edit source]

Here I am, born to be Emperor
Im the Emperor of the universe
Here I belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers
Heh
And here I am, Im the Emperor of the universe
Here I belong, fighting for survival
I've come to be the rulers of you all

I am immortal, I have inside me blood of Emperors, yeah, yeah
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Take me to the future of you all

Born to be Emperor, Emperor of the universe
Fighting and free
Got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
I was born to be Emperor of the universe

No man could understand
My power is in my own hand
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, people talk about you
People say you've had your day
I'm a man that will go far
Fly the moon and reach for the stars
With my sword and head held high
Got to pass the test first time, yeah
I know that people talk about me, I hear it every day
But I can prove them wrong 'cause I'm right first time
Yeah, yeah
Alright, let's go, let's go, ha ha
Yeah, watch this man fly, wooh
Bring on the Sisters, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
Here I am (here I am)

Born to be Emperor, Im the Emperor of the universe
Here I belong
Born to be Emperor, Emperor of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
I was born to be Emperor of the universe (universe, universe, universe)


Ghostbusters Theme: The Deathwatch[edit | edit source]

If there's something strange on the eastern front
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)
If it's from the Warp and it don't look good
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)

They shall know no fear.
They shall know no fear.

If you're seeing Nids, breaking through the fort
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)
An invisible Tau sneaking through your base
Oh, who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)

They shall know no fear.
They shall know no fear.

Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)
If you stand alone, kick you astropath
And call. (The Deathwatch!)

They shall know no fear.
I hear it likes the Guard.
They shall know no fear.
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)

Mmh... if you're getting tons
of the freaky 'Crons, baby,
you better call the Deathwatch.

PURGING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!
I SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!

Don't you fight alone, oh no... (The Deathwatch!)
When you're facing a Waagh
Unless you wanna die some more
I think you better call The Deathwatch!

Oh, who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)
Louder! The Deathwatch!
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)
Who you gonna call? (The Deathwatch!)

Undertale Hard Drive: Fulgrim's Istvaan V[edit | edit source]

Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides
on the dark sands
of Istvaan V
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights
It's a showdown
on the Drop Site
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind
like my new sword
from the Laeran
And our minis got us frozen in time
like a portrait
in the dying light

I’m dreaming like no Primarch ever could
There’s my name! Up in lights!
Your weapon skill won't suffice baby!

I’m sorry I'm a better smith than you
Raise the stakes! Pick a fight!
You'll need that IWND, baby!

You got a lot of nerve brother
for this Dark Age we are now living in
You’ve got a lot to learn, Primarch
Do you really think you'll defeat me?

Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides
on the dark sands
of Istvaan V
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights
It's a showdown
on the Drop Site
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind
like my new sword
from the Laeran
And our minis got us frozen in time
like a portrait
in the dying light

Chemosian personality
Phoenician fabulosity
With treason, bloodshed, and intrigue!
Give the astartes what they need!
A star! For humanity!
My face! on a million screens!
Now turn your heel but don’t you flee
And indulge in heresy

Get a load of my sword skills
Strut my stuff, you know I’m glammorin’
You're gonna have to hold your head
Do you really think that I won’t win?!?

Ferrus, I can show you where Horus hides
on the dark sands
of Istvaan V
Yeah I'm dancing with your soul in my sights
It's a showdown
on the Drop Site
Horus' date drugs got me out of my mind
like my new sword
from the Laeran
And our minis got us frozen in time
like a portrait
in the dying light

Like a portrait
in the dying light...


The Pitiful Humans[edit | edit source]

[TECH PRIEST]

You were always quite the weakling 403
Then we invaded
And you upgraded
Ba-da-ba-ba
Woah
403, it's true that I found you
But look around you
Woah

All your comrades are so incomplete
You can't see it, but they're all in pain
Their operating system's obsolete
So let's complete the chains
And get inside those brains

Let's save those pitiful humans

[SOLDIERS]
Woah

[TECH PRIEST]
Let's save those pitiful humans

[SOLDIERS]
Woah

[TECH PRIEST]
Let's teach those pitiful humans, who just haven't a clue
Just what to do
Help them to help you

[SOLDIER 421]
Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[TECH PRIEST]
Can you see the vision clearly, 403?
Soldiers embracing and interfacing
Beep boop beep boop
Shiny, new augmentics clanging sweetly

[SOLDIER 421]
Yeah

[TECH PRIEST]
Gone is human error and fear

[SOLDIER 421]
Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep

[TECH PRIEST]
Every issue tucked away so neatly
If you feel a sob or tear
Just turn that knob, and switch that gear

[TECH PRIEST]
Let's save those pitiful humans

[SOLDIER 421]
Yeah

[TECH PRIEST]
Let's save those pitiful humans

[SOLDIER 421]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

[TECH PRIEST]
Let's teach those pitiful humans

[TECH PRIEST]
Who just haven't a clue
Just what to do
Help them and soon this will be you

[ALL]
Let's save those pitiful humans

[TECH PRIEST]
Rap beep beep bop

[ALL]
Let's save those pitiful humans

[TECH PRIEST]
Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo

[ALL]
Let's teach those pitiful humans, who haven't a clue

[TECH PRIEST]
If that's what we do
If that's what we do
Then

[ALL]
Everything about us is going to be powerful

[SOLDIERS]
Give hail to the Omnissiah

[ALL]
Everything about us is going to be so advanced

[SOLDIERS]
All hail to the Omnissiah

[Tech Priest]
You won't be fragile and impure

[ALL]
Not pitiful fleshbags anymore
'Cause
Everything about us is going to be cool
When... we... rule!

Pure Annihilation (The Exterminatus Song): Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory[edit | edit source]

[INQUISITOR]

Hold your breath.
Make a wish.
Push the button.

Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure annihilation
Take a look and you'll see
Into this annihilation

We'll begin with their sin
Bombarding their eldritch creation
Heresy
that's beyond toleration

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it

There is no life I know
That survives this
Pure annihilation
Dying there, we'll be free
From your Xenos tyranny

You wanted to view paradise
This is your last chance to view it
Anything you want to, do it
Watch us change the world.
There's nothing to it

There is no life I know
That survives this
Pure annihilation
Dying there, we'll be free
From your Xenos tyranny


Take me home warpspace routes (John Denver; Take me home country roads)[edit | edit source]

Almost heaven, Holy Terra
Golden hivespires and pollutant rivers


Life is old here, older than the trees
Humanities birthright, growing like a breeze


Warpspace routes, take me home
To the place I belong
Holy Terra, Sector Solar
Take me home, warpspace routes


All the Imperium, built around her
Proud grey lady, stranger to blue water


Grey and dusty, Luna in the sky
Mist the taste of ashes
Teardrops in my eye


Warpspace routes, take me home
To the place I belong
Holy Terra, Hive Augusta
Take me home warpspace routes


I hear His voice
The Astronomicon it guides me
His light reminds me
of my home far away


And on my warpace road
I get a feeling
That i should praise Him
Ev´ryday, Ev´ryday!


Warpspace routes, take me home
To the place I belong
Holy Terra, sector solar
Take me home warpspace routes


Warpspace routes, take me home
To the place I belong
Holy Terra, sector solar
Take me home warpspace routes


Take me home warpspace routes


Take me home warpspace routes


Oh Nalwood of Tanith (Flower of Scotland)[edit | edit source]

Oh Nalwood of Tanith,

When will we see

Your like again,

That fought and died for,

Your wee bit Hill and Glen,

And stood against them,

Foul Chaos' Armys,

And sent them homeward,

To think again.


The Hills are burnt now,

And Nalwood trees

lie burned and charred ,

O'er World that is lost now,

Which those so dearly held,

That stood against them,

Foul Chaos' Armys,

And sent them homeward,

To think again.


Those days are past now,

And in the past

they must remain,

But we can still rise now,

And be the First again,

That stood against them,

Foul Chaos' Armys,

And sent them homeward,

To think again.


Oh Nalwood of Tanith,

When will we see

Your like again,

That fought and died for,

Your wee bit Hill and Glen,

And stood against them,

Foul Chaos' Armys,

And sent them homeward,

To think again.

Die Young (Kesha)[edit | edit source]

I see your knees quake at sound of their guns
Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone
So while we're taking up arms
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young

Flak coat, laser gun
Bolt or melta would be fun
Fightin' Orks, takin' heat
Dyin' till we hear retreat
Commissar watching so we're sticking around (you know)
He's BLAMing anyone not holding their ground (fo sho)

Waiting on some armor support (yeah)
A Leman Russ or Chimera escort
Or it'll be the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep fighting till we die

I see your knees quake at sound of their guns
Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone
So while we're taking up arms
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young

Catachans, taking shots
Gunning down those filthy grots
Light em' up, gettin' hot
Kill them, give it all you've got
It's pretty obvious we're gonna get crushed (you know)
Flamers and burnas are about to combust (fo sho)

Waiting on some armor support (yeah)
A Leman Russ or Chimera escort
Or it'll be the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep fighting till we die (till we die)

I see your knees quake at sound of their guns
Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone
So while we're taking up arms
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young
I see your knees quake at sound of their guns
Oh, what a shame that they're gonna kill everyone
So while we're taking up arms
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most of this fight cause we're gonna die young

Gorgutz WAAAGH- FireWAAAGH (Orky Firework) 

d'os yas ever feel like a worthless grot
Gettin' stomped by 'umies
'anna Grow Again
 D'os yas ever feel so weak
 Like a 'umies skull
 One blow from 'aving in

d'os yas ever feel 'lready stomped in 'eep
six 'eet unda WAAAGH. but no git 'eems to 'ear a t'ing
d'os yas 'now dat deres 'till a spot for yas
 c'os deres a klaw in yas

yas 'ust otta pull da kord
And let er rip
Just Chopp da 'umies
Just like da red gobbo's night

'ause Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on stomp dem umies
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
As yas Chopp em into bitz

Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on let ya shoota burst

Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH 

Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz

Yas duzzint gotta 'eel loike a 'asted Ork Yas a Speshal git, kannot be 'eplaced If yas only 'new wot da future 'olds Afta a grot iz stomped a umie iz chopped

'aybe a 'eason all da doorz iz clozed So yas 'ould open da one dat leads yas to da perfect Trukk Loike Gorkz eye, yas choppa 'ill glow and wen itz toime yas will 'now 

yas 'ust otta pull da kord
And let er rip
Just Chopp da 'umies
Just like da red gobbo's night

'ause Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on stomp dem umies
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
As yas Chopp em into bitz

Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on let ya shoota burst

Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH 

Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz

boomz boomz boomz even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz itz always been insoide a yas now itz toime to let itz 'trough 'trough 'trough 

'ause Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on stomp dem umies
Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH
As yas Chopp em into bitz

Zog it yas a Warboss
Come on let ya shoota burst

Make dem gits go Gah, Gah, GAH 

Yas gonna leave em gitz in bitz, bitz, bitz

boomz boomz boomz even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz boomz boomz boomz even broighta dan da bad moonz moonz moonz

Roboute - Rasputin (Boney M)[edit | edit source]

(This uses the Turisas cover music.) 

There lived a certain man 
out on the eastern fringe
He was big and strong 
but he kinda liked to winge
His father found his world
gave him twenty thousand men
put them in to squads
no more or less than ten

He could breach the armor of titan
Sword aflame with vengeful fire
But he also wanted to be leader
Of his own empire

Rah Rah Roboute
family name was Guillimeen
He was a man who looked like a god

Rah Rah Roboute
Leader of the Space Marines
He would make sure that humans lived on

He wrote a bunch of words
Said the legions had to go
When his brothers heard
They all just shouted no
He swung his mighty blade
Fought Fulgrim to the death
But he wasn't very good
And got wounded in the neck

He was put into a stasis chamber
Kept alive, a feat of awe
All the while building newer armies
Through his good friend Cawl

Rah Rah Roboute
family name was Guillimeen
He was a man who looked like a god

Rah Rah Roboute
Leader of the Space Marines
He would make sure that humans lived on

But when the darkness and terror of chaos spilled out into the galaxy
The demands to awaken this great man became louder and louder

We need his kind again
Said elfish chick Yvraine
So she woke him up
Pulled the poison from his veins
When he saw what had become
His heart was full of rage
So he gathered all his men
For Indomitius Crusade

He went to the golden throne of Terra
knelt to the emperor and said
If I save us from this chaos terror
Shit is going to change

Rah Rah Roboute
family name was Guillimeen
He told the chapters what to avoid

Rah Rah Roboute
Leader of the Space Marines
Said the codex was null and void

Rah Rah Roboute
family name was Guillimeen
He sent them all brand new hovertanks

Rah Rah Roboute
Leader of the Space Marines
And put primaris into their ranks

horus the warmaster (jesus christ superstar)[edit | edit source]

(from the point of a loyalist son of horus) Ev'ry time I look at you I don't understand Why you let the things you did Get so out of hand You'd have managed better If you'd had a better plan Yet why'd you choose the chaos gods to take the emperors land?

If you'd come early You could have conquered a whole nation imperial space in M30 Had no mass communication

(Don't you get me wrong) Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong, now) Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong) Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong, now) Don't you get me wrong

Only want to know (Only want to know, now) Only want to know (Only want to know) Only want to know (Only want to know, now) Only want to know

horus the horus the In the warp, What did you see?? horus the horus the In the warp, What did you see?? horus the warmaster Are you as great as they say you are? horus the warmaster Are you as great as they say you are? Tell me what you think About your 3 friends at the top Now who d'you think besides yourself Was the pick of the crop? Emperor was he where it's at? Is he where you are? Could emperor make a legion Or was that just PR? Did you mean to die like that? Was that a mistake or Did you know your heresy Would be a history maker? Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong, now) Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong) Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong, now) Don't you get me wrong

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