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[[File:Battle Conclave.jpg|480px|right|thumb|BRING IT BITCH!]]
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The Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave is what happens when a [[Ministorum Priest]] feels a bit unprotected and needs some scary looking bodyguards to keep him company. Of course the Battle Conclave are usually made of really small groups that does not interfere with the "''No men under arms''" treaty and is closely monitored by the [[Inquisition]] to prevent abuse, so the Battle Conclave have the excuse.
The Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave is what happens when a [[Ministorum Priest]] feels a bit unprotected and needs some scary looking bodyguards to keep him company. Of course the Battle Conclave are usually made of really small groups that does not interfere with the "''No men under arms''" treaty and is closely monitored by the [[Inquisition]] to prevent abuse, so the Battle Conclave have the excuse.


These Battle Conclaves, typically consisting of some combination of [[Crusaders]], [[Death Cult Assassin|Death Cult Assassins]], and [[Arco-flagellant|Arco-flagellants]], who always attend their charge to maintain their purpose as bodyguards. Usually these combinations of these units (The skull cracking defense of the Crusaders, the berserking wildcards of the Arco-flagellants and the shit-yo-pants stealthiness of the Death Cult Assassins) are a terrifying presence and is seen as a giant glowing symbol of "'''DON'T FUCK WITH ME!'''" written all over the priest's face.
These Battle Conclaves, typically consisting of some combination of [[Crusaders]], [[Death Cult Assassin|Death Cult Assassins]], and [[Arco-flagellant|Arco-flagellants]], who always attend their charge to maintain their purpose as bodyguards. Usually these combinations of these units (The skull cracking defense of the Crusaders, the berserking wildcards of the Arco-flagellants and the shit-yo-pants stealthiness of the Death Cult Assassins) are a terrifying presence and is seen as a giant glowing symbol of "'''DON'T FUCK WITH ME!'''" written all over the priest's face.
 
== The Dudebros and the Masochistic chicks of the Battle Conclave ==


==The Dudebros and the Masochistic chicks of the Battle Conclave==
The Battle Conclave as mentioned, are made from the following...
The Battle Conclave as mentioned, are made from the following...


===Crusaders===
=== Crusaders ===
[[Bretonnia]] in SPESS! Space knights coming from the same school as the Sisters but is able to carry a sword and a shield in exchange for <u>''NOT''</u> being an Ecclesiarchal exclusive and instead must lend their service to the Inquisition and Grey Knights as well. They are the ones who defend the priest with their giant shields.
 
[[Bretonnia]] in SPESS! Space knights coming from the same school as the Sisters but is only able to carry a sword, shield, and Y chromosome in exchange for <u>''NOT''</u> being an Ecclesiarchal exclusive and instead must lend their service to the Inquisition and Grey Knights as well. They are the ones who defend the priest with their giant shields.
 
=== Death Cult Assassins ===
 
Super masochistic psycho chicks who are more unhinged than the [[Sisters of Battle|Bolter Bitches]] and like to [[Schlicktau|schlick]] [[Extra Heresy|themselves by using their swords like metallic dildos]] [[FATAL|which often as you can imagine, destroys their uterus.]] They are the ones usually not seen with their priest and are often hiding behind you, especially <u>YOU</u>.
 
=== Arco-flagellants ===
 
[[Heretics]] deemed worthy of redemption and are thus fucking crazy and often act like khornate humans often flinging their close combat weapons like a lawnmower. The most mentally fucked of the group. They are the ones who will be blindly charging you like a [[Khorne Berzerker]].
 
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===Death Cult Assassins===
[[Category: Imperial]]
Super masochistic psycho chicks who are more unhinged than the [[Sisters of Battle|Bolter Bitchces]] and like to [[Schlicktau|schlick]] [[NSFW|themselves by using their swords like metallic dildos]] [[FATAL|which often as you can imagine, destroys their uterus.]] They are the ones usually not seen with their priest and are often hiding behind you, especially <u>YOU</u>.


===Arco-flagellants===
[[Category: Sisters of Battle]]
[[Heretics]] deemed worthy of redemption and are thus fucking crazy and often act like khornate humans often flinging their close combat weapons like a lawnmower. The most mentally fucked of the group. They are the ones who will be blindly charging you like a [[Khorne Berserker]].


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Latest revision as of 03:40, 21 June 2023

BRING IT BITCH!

The Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave is what happens when a Ministorum Priest feels a bit unprotected and needs some scary looking bodyguards to keep him company. Of course the Battle Conclave are usually made of really small groups that does not interfere with the "No men under arms" treaty and is closely monitored by the Inquisition to prevent abuse, so the Battle Conclave have the excuse.

These Battle Conclaves, typically consisting of some combination of Crusaders, Death Cult Assassins, and Arco-flagellants, who always attend their charge to maintain their purpose as bodyguards. Usually these combinations of these units (The skull cracking defense of the Crusaders, the berserking wildcards of the Arco-flagellants and the shit-yo-pants stealthiness of the Death Cult Assassins) are a terrifying presence and is seen as a giant glowing symbol of "DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" written all over the priest's face.

The Dudebros and the Masochistic chicks of the Battle Conclave[edit | edit source]

The Battle Conclave as mentioned, are made from the following...

Crusaders[edit | edit source]

Bretonnia in SPESS! Space knights coming from the same school as the Sisters but is only able to carry a sword, shield, and Y chromosome in exchange for NOT being an Ecclesiarchal exclusive and instead must lend their service to the Inquisition and Grey Knights as well. They are the ones who defend the priest with their giant shields.

Death Cult Assassins[edit | edit source]

Super masochistic psycho chicks who are more unhinged than the Bolter Bitches and like to schlick themselves by using their swords like metallic dildos which often as you can imagine, destroys their uterus. They are the ones usually not seen with their priest and are often hiding behind you, especially YOU.

Arco-flagellants[edit | edit source]

Heretics deemed worthy of redemption and are thus fucking crazy and often act like khornate humans often flinging their close combat weapons like a lawnmower. The most mentally fucked of the group. They are the ones who will be blindly charging you like a Khorne Berzerker.

Forces of the Sisters of Battle
Command: Triumph of Saint Katherine - Canoness
Ecclesiarchy Battle Conclave - Imagifier
Ministorum Priest - Palatine - Dogmata
Sororitas Command Squad
Troops: Avenging Angel - Arco-flagellant - Battle Sister Squad
Celestians - Crusaders - Death Cult Assassin
Dominion Squad - Novitiate Squad - Retributor Squad
Seraphim Squad - Sisters Repentia - Zephyrim Squad
Walkers: Paragon Warsuit - Penitent Engine - Mortifier (Anchorite)
Vehicles: Castigator Tank - Exorcist
Immolator - Repressor - Rhino
Special Vehicles: Pulpit of Saint Holline's Basilica
Superheavy
Vehicles:
Mobile Cathedral
Flyers: Avenger Strike Fighter
Spacecraft: Aquila Lander - Drop Pod
Saints: Living Saint - Geminae Superia
Non Militant: Orders Dialogous - Orders Famulous - Orders Hospitaler
Orders Pronatus - Hagiolater
Allies: Black Templars