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#REDIRECT [[Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander]]
 
The Imperial Governer-Militant in [[Dawn of War|Dark Crusade]]. Considered a step down in manliness from [[General Sturnn]], Alexander remains a fucking manly motherfucker, especially since Dark Crusade ends with a canon ending for the Imperial Guard, successfully destroying the [[Necron]]s, stopping an [[Ork]] WAAAAGH!! Dead in its tracks, capturing the [[Eldar]] witch [[Taldeer]], forcing the [[Tau]] off-world, kicking [[Eliphas The Inheritor]]'s ass, and  driving off the [[Blood Ravens]] when their commander was too much of a tool and refused to fuck off. So whilst he does not reach the manliness of the other Imperial generals in the series, he has the standard-issue set of fist-size steel balls all guardsmen have, and he is, as such, still pretty badass.
 
Of course, this was not canon. In truth, he was killed by Davian Thule, who was loathed to do so and shed a river of manly tears after he riddled the good general with bolter shells. ;_;
 
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