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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY.  Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
[[File:Ghoritch.PNG|400px|thumb|right|DEATH TO THE CORPSE EM- wait, wrong franchise.]]


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
'''Ghoritch''', Castellan of Hell Pit, is a semi-official [[Skaven]] special character introduced in 6th edition via issue #311 of [[White Dwarf]] magazine.


== CHANNELS ==
Ghoritch was the first ever success that [[Throt the Unclean]] had in his then-nascent experiments in transplanting brains between different creatures; originally a human being, Throt managed to transfer Ghoritch's brain into a skaven body without losing the old personality or even driving him mad in the bargain! Throt has come to rue this success. See, in his first life, Ghoritch was a [[Chaos Champion]] devoted to [[Khorne]], who pissed off [[Archaon]] by getting his troops massacred in a failed attack on an Empire artillery train- an attack that Archaon had told Ghoritch ''not'' to make. In revenge, Archaon gave Ghoritch to Throt. Now, putting the mind of a pissed off Chaos Champion in a skaven body would have been bad enough, but Throt put Ghoritch's brain in the body of a roided-up [[Rat Ogre]] with experimental bionic arms. The resultant abomination promptly tore its way out of Throt's labs and fought its way up the Hell Pit, killing everything that stood in his way.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
Before Throt could hope to drown Ghoritch in dead mutants, the other Mastor Mutators of [[Clan Moulder]] took notice. They were very impressed with Ghoritch, and offered to let him have his freedom by joining Clan Moulder as a beastmaster, wrangling their more destructive and unruly creations. With little else left to him, Ghoritch agreed and soon worked his way up the ranks to Castellan of Hell Pit, the leader of Clan Moulder's personal standing army. Throt is less than pleased that this rebellious "failed" experiment has come so far, hoping to one day create something even stronger than Ghoritch to replace and kill him, and the feeling is mutual; Ghoritch would ''love'' to get his not-[[Power_weapon#Power_Klaw|Power Klaw]]s on the Mutator's throat (har) for what he's become.
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
Ghoritch is a Lord choice for a Skaven Army. He has Movement 6, Weapon Skill 6, Ballistic Skill 0, Strength 5, Toughness 5, Wounds 4, Iniative 5, Attacks 5, and Leadership 7. He wears no armor and wields his Piston-Driven Claws. He has the following special rules:
* '''Castellan of Hell Pit:''' Ghoritch can only be taken in a Hell Pit Skaven Variant army, and when taken, he must be your general.
* '''Cause Fear'''
* '''Beastmaster:''' All Clan Moulder units within 6" of Ghoritch can re-roll any failed Psychology tests.
* '''Brain Transplant:''' Ghoritch is ''Frenzied'', but if he ever loses his Frenzy, then he suffers from ''Stupidity'' for the rest of the battle.
* '''Piston-Driven Claws:''' Ghoritch's melee attacks ignore Armor saves.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==  
== [[Total War: WARHAMMER]] ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
Recently, he's appeared in [[Total War: WARHAMMER|Total War: WARHAMMER 2]] in the Twisted and the Twilight DLC, indicating he might be canon. He's a Legendary Hero available only to Throt the Unclean, who gains him during his Whip of Domination quest battle. And yes, neither of them likes this arrangement one little bit. While he's not a Lord like he was on the tabletop and thus can't lead armies, Ghoritch still tears through infantry like nobody's business on the battlefield, and one of his skills essentially turns him into [[Rip and Tear|a rat ogre-sized blender]]. He also has several special abilities in campaign that make him and his parent faction even better, like the ability to gain the Guardian trait to become an even better bodyguard.


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
Ghoritch OldModel.png| the original Stormfiend, a kitbash of a Rat Ogre and a [[Nob]]
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
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GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
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Latest revision as of 14:10, 21 June 2023

DEATH TO THE CORPSE EM- wait, wrong franchise.

Ghoritch, Castellan of Hell Pit, is a semi-official Skaven special character introduced in 6th edition via issue #311 of White Dwarf magazine.

Ghoritch was the first ever success that Throt the Unclean had in his then-nascent experiments in transplanting brains between different creatures; originally a human being, Throt managed to transfer Ghoritch's brain into a skaven body without losing the old personality or even driving him mad in the bargain! Throt has come to rue this success. See, in his first life, Ghoritch was a Chaos Champion devoted to Khorne, who pissed off Archaon by getting his troops massacred in a failed attack on an Empire artillery train- an attack that Archaon had told Ghoritch not to make. In revenge, Archaon gave Ghoritch to Throt. Now, putting the mind of a pissed off Chaos Champion in a skaven body would have been bad enough, but Throt put Ghoritch's brain in the body of a roided-up Rat Ogre with experimental bionic arms. The resultant abomination promptly tore its way out of Throt's labs and fought its way up the Hell Pit, killing everything that stood in his way.

Before Throt could hope to drown Ghoritch in dead mutants, the other Mastor Mutators of Clan Moulder took notice. They were very impressed with Ghoritch, and offered to let him have his freedom by joining Clan Moulder as a beastmaster, wrangling their more destructive and unruly creations. With little else left to him, Ghoritch agreed and soon worked his way up the ranks to Castellan of Hell Pit, the leader of Clan Moulder's personal standing army. Throt is less than pleased that this rebellious "failed" experiment has come so far, hoping to one day create something even stronger than Ghoritch to replace and kill him, and the feeling is mutual; Ghoritch would love to get his not-Power Klaws on the Mutator's throat (har) for what he's become.

Ghoritch is a Lord choice for a Skaven Army. He has Movement 6, Weapon Skill 6, Ballistic Skill 0, Strength 5, Toughness 5, Wounds 4, Iniative 5, Attacks 5, and Leadership 7. He wears no armor and wields his Piston-Driven Claws. He has the following special rules:

  • Castellan of Hell Pit: Ghoritch can only be taken in a Hell Pit Skaven Variant army, and when taken, he must be your general.
  • Cause Fear
  • Beastmaster: All Clan Moulder units within 6" of Ghoritch can re-roll any failed Psychology tests.
  • Brain Transplant: Ghoritch is Frenzied, but if he ever loses his Frenzy, then he suffers from Stupidity for the rest of the battle.
  • Piston-Driven Claws: Ghoritch's melee attacks ignore Armor saves.

Total War: WARHAMMER[edit | edit source]

Recently, he's appeared in Total War: WARHAMMER 2 in the Twisted and the Twilight DLC, indicating he might be canon. He's a Legendary Hero available only to Throt the Unclean, who gains him during his Whip of Domination quest battle. And yes, neither of them likes this arrangement one little bit. While he's not a Lord like he was on the tabletop and thus can't lead armies, Ghoritch still tears through infantry like nobody's business on the battlefield, and one of his skills essentially turns him into a rat ogre-sized blender. He also has several special abilities in campaign that make him and his parent faction even better, like the ability to gain the Guardian trait to become an even better bodyguard.

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