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This is a page for Michael de Jong. Many people have been requesting one, so I took it upo-
 
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==The Man==
#REDIRECT [[User:Spreadsheetguy]]
Michael de Jong is a man/meme/myth famous for making spread sheets usable for army building in Warhammer 40k. Originally, he posted as Anonymous in response to another anon asking for help making a Tau army. Michael, then Anonymous, replied with a link to a spread sheet he made. However, foolishly, he did not remove his name from the notes in the spread sheet. A clever anon (CreepyStalkerGuy) found his name in one of the notes, and presented it to /tg/.


==The Meme==
Michael de Jong is not a meme.
Although only propagated by a few individuals, Michael de Jong has become a sort of meme. In the thread of his grand debut, Michael is quoted with saying that having his name said so much gave him a headache. This sparked many theories, predominant upon which was the theory that MdJ was a latent psyker, who made people's head's explode when they said his name, because he found it annoying.
 
==The Myth==
Having a very common first and last name, "googling" Michael de Jong provides many results. It has been postulated that Michael de Jong is an author, a politician, and even the God Emperor of Mankind.
 
==CreepyStalkerGuy==
OH GOD WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?! I SHOW YOU ALL THIS AFFECTION, EVEN MAKING A WIKI PAGE FOR YOU, AND I STILL RECEIVE NOTHING! WHY?!?!?!

Latest revision as of 03:34, 22 June 2023

Michael de Jong is not a meme.