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'''Profit''' is a common [[Meme]] on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants [[Gnomes]]. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.


A common meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring [[Gnomes|Underpants Gnomes]]. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.
It is also [[Wizards of the Coast]]'s stated primary objective for the release of [[4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons 4E]] and the reason that [[Games Workshop]] does anything.


Also, WotC's stated primary objective for the release of [[4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons|Dungeons & Dragons 4E]].
== The original plan ==
 
= The original plan =
# Steal underpants
# Steal underpants
# ?
# ?
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... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.
... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.


=How to Profit=
== How to Profit ==
# Fuck a goat named Darren
 
# Ask commissar Fuklaw to take a chill pill without dying.
# Heresy!!!!!!!
# Have anal sex with a tyranid trygon.
# Kick John [[Fuklaw]] in the nuts.
# Tell the disco marines that they can't dance.
# Tell a pretty marine that he DOES look fat in that power armor.
# Tell the manly marines that their 23h05 "Evening Sing Song" is cancelled.
# ????
# ????
#Survive John [[Fuklaw]] kicking you in the nuts.
# '''''PROFIT'''''
# '''''PROFIT'''''


=See Also=
==See Also==
* [[The 666 Rituals of Detestation]]
* [[The 666 Rituals of Detestation]]
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[[Category:Meme]]

Latest revision as of 15:08, 22 June 2023

Profit is a common Meme on 4chan, shamelessly stolen from an episode of South Park featuring Underpants Gnomes. Naturally the gnome business plan is a satire; every gnome is unaware of a vital step in a cunning plan but simply assumes another more important gnome does.

It is also Wizards of the Coast's stated primary objective for the release of Dungeons & Dragons 4E and the reason that Games Workshop does anything.

The original plan[edit | edit source]

  1. Steal underpants
  2. ?
  3. Profit!

... the gnomes assume that they'd figure out step 2 before they finished step 1.

How to Profit[edit | edit source]

  1. Heresy!!!!!!!
  2. Kick John Fuklaw in the nuts.
  3. ????
  4. Survive John Fuklaw kicking you in the nuts.
  5. PROFIT

See Also[edit | edit source]