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{{delete|sharks aren't /tg/ related, nor are they prominent in any major setting, nor are they relevant to sci-fi/fantasy in general.}}
{{Topquote|'''I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!'''|The [[meme]] about sharks}}
It is theorised that the Angry Marines are looking at how to put sharks onto their Power feet in order to add snap to the ball kicking. Should this happen the faggot Traitor Marines better tun back into their hole before they get a shark shoved up their ass by a yellow power ranger of anger.
'''Sharks''' (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark.
 
Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a [[heresy|heretic]].
 
If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.
 
==Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons==
Almost never. Instead you had the [[Bulette]], or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the [[Sahuagin]], which were basically [[awesome|anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows]] (see also below).
 
==Sharks in Warhammer 40K==
[[Saharduin]], the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago.  If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a [[monstergirl|sharkgirl]] image dump.
 
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Shark.jpg
Image:Arachnoshark.jpg
File:THREEHEADEDMONSTROSITY.jpg
Image:JAWSOME.jpg
Image:Shark_(2).JPG
Image:Shark_(3).jpg
Image:Shark_(4).JPG
Image:Shark_(5).JPG
Image:Shark_(6).JPG
Image:Shark_(7).jpg
Image:SharkTale2.jpg
Image:Shark_(8).jpg
Image:Shark_(9).png
Image:Nommy_shark.jpg
Image:Sharkhead.jpg
Image:Shark_(10).jpg
</gallery>
 
[[Category:Not related]]

Latest revision as of 16:04, 22 June 2023

"I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!"

– The meme about sharks

Sharks (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark.

Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a heretic.

If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.

Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons[edit | edit source]

Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows (see also below).

Sharks in Warhammer 40K[edit | edit source]

Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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