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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
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[[File:Astral dreadnought.jpg|thumb|right|Look familiar, [[/v/]]?]]
'''Astral Dreadnoughts''' are enormous, terrifying leviathans of the [[Astral Plane]] in the [[multiverse]] of [[Dungeons & Dragons]]. In form, they resemble a grotesque, [[lamia]]-like creature; a serpentine body that gives rise to a powerful upper torso with two arms and a distinct head. The arms end in enormous, crab-like pincers, whilst the head is [[cyclops|cyclopean]], many-spiked, and divided almost in two by an enormous gaping maw filled with sharp teeth. Seemingly mindlessly violent, Astral Dreadnoughts attack anything they encounter as they roam their planar home, which they are well suited for with their thick hide, powerful claws & teeth, and magic-nullifying gaze.


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
In the [[World Axis]] cosmology, Astral Dreadnoughts inhabit the [[Astral Sea]] and are believed to have once been servitors of [[Tharizdun]].


== CHANNELS ==
The creature was first depicted on the cover of the original [[Advanced Dungeons & Dragons]] first edition [[Manual of the Planes]] [[splatbook]] (Jeff Grubb, 1987). Although the book contained no statistics for the creature, it did make mention of the creature as an "ethereal dreadnought". It was then described as its own creature in AD&D 2e with the release of the [[Planescape]] setting, appearing as an entry in the Planescape Monstrous Compendium II (TSR, 1995) written by Rich Baker. In a review of Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix II for Arcane Magazine, the reviewer considered the monstrous astral dreadnought to "populate their periphery with true terror".
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
The astral dreadnought subsequently went on to reappear in the [[Manual of the Planes]] for both 3rd edition (2001) and 4th edition (2008) - in the latter, it even returned to its original pride of place as the cover beastie for the [[splatbook]]. Its most recent depiction is in 5th edition for Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes (2018). According to Mordenkainen's, they are incapable of reproducing, thus their numbers are dwindling as they are killed one by one. Their digestive tract is actually a demi-plane where the things they consume teleport to.
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP sceneThese events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
   
Fun fact; the Astral Dreadnought was an inspiration for the video-game [[Doom]]; the Cacodemon enemy is literally lifted from the 1e artwork of the Astral Dreadnought's head. Don't ask us how nobody got sued over that. (Hasbro even interviewed id Software staff for one of the DnD artbooks, maybe the DnD staff just really loved Doom and told their lawyers to back off.)


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
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== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]

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Astral Dreadnoughts are enormous, terrifying leviathans of the Astral Plane in the multiverse of Dungeons & Dragons. In form, they resemble a grotesque, lamia-like creature; a serpentine body that gives rise to a powerful upper torso with two arms and a distinct head. The arms end in enormous, crab-like pincers, whilst the head is cyclopean, many-spiked, and divided almost in two by an enormous gaping maw filled with sharp teeth. Seemingly mindlessly violent, Astral Dreadnoughts attack anything they encounter as they roam their planar home, which they are well suited for with their thick hide, powerful claws & teeth, and magic-nullifying gaze.

In the World Axis cosmology, Astral Dreadnoughts inhabit the Astral Sea and are believed to have once been servitors of Tharizdun.

The creature was first depicted on the cover of the original Advanced Dungeons & Dragons first edition Manual of the Planes splatbook (Jeff Grubb, 1987). Although the book contained no statistics for the creature, it did make mention of the creature as an "ethereal dreadnought". It was then described as its own creature in AD&D 2e with the release of the Planescape setting, appearing as an entry in the Planescape Monstrous Compendium II (TSR, 1995) written by Rich Baker. In a review of Planescape Monstrous Compendium Appendix II for Arcane Magazine, the reviewer considered the monstrous astral dreadnought to "populate their periphery with true terror".

The astral dreadnought subsequently went on to reappear in the Manual of the Planes for both 3rd edition (2001) and 4th edition (2008) - in the latter, it even returned to its original pride of place as the cover beastie for the splatbook. Its most recent depiction is in 5th edition for Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes (2018). According to Mordenkainen's, they are incapable of reproducing, thus their numbers are dwindling as they are killed one by one. Their digestive tract is actually a demi-plane where the things they consume teleport to.

Fun fact; the Astral Dreadnought was an inspiration for the video-game Doom; the Cacodemon enemy is literally lifted from the 1e artwork of the Astral Dreadnought's head. Don't ask us how nobody got sued over that. (Hasbro even interviewed id Software staff for one of the DnD artbooks, maybe the DnD staff just really loved Doom and told their lawyers to back off.)