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"Ever seen a Webcrawler? You start finding near middle ring of the net. | "Ever seen a Webcrawler? You start finding 'em near middle ring of the net... build big hives out of defunct webpages. They fuckin' love old movie pages, though." | ||
"Seems a little weird." | "Seems a little weird." | ||
"Yep. Here's a trick though: If you ever see one just spam .jpegs of 'Dr.Strangelove' at them - they fucking go crazy for Peter Sellers." | "Yep. Here's a trick though: If you ever see one just spam .jpegs of '''Dr. Strangelove'' at them - they fucking go crazy for Peter Sellers." | ||
"Yeah? I bet they go over fuckwell with IMDB." | "Yeah? I bet they go over fuckwell with IMDB." | ||
" | "Ha, yeah. The deebees hate these goddamn things because they keep trying to get in and steal shit. I swear the fuckers never get a goddamn break." | ||
"Wasn't there a bounty out for them or something?" | "Wasn't there a bounty out for them or something?" | ||
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“Huh. What do they look like?" | “Huh. What do they look like?" | ||
"About the size of a large dog. Look kinda like some sort of squidscorpion thing. | "About the size of a large dog. Look kinda like some sort of squidscorpion thing... tentacles in some places where legs should be, no tail, blah blah, lotta eyes." | ||
"Weird." | "Weird." | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:59, 23 June 2023
"Ever seen a Webcrawler? You start finding 'em near middle ring of the net... build big hives out of defunct webpages. They fuckin' love old movie pages, though."
"Seems a little weird."
"Yep. Here's a trick though: If you ever see one just spam .jpegs of 'Dr. Strangelove at them - they fucking go crazy for Peter Sellers."
"Yeah? I bet they go over fuckwell with IMDB."
"Ha, yeah. The deebees hate these goddamn things because they keep trying to get in and steal shit. I swear the fuckers never get a goddamn break."
"Wasn't there a bounty out for them or something?"
"Yeah. Pay's not very good for the hazard, though."
“Huh. What do they look like?"
"About the size of a large dog. Look kinda like some sort of squidscorpion thing... tentacles in some places where legs should be, no tail, blah blah, lotta eyes."
"Weird."