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Illithids are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. They look like Cthulu, wear purple robes with high collars and eat brains. Plus they all have psionic powers and are so super-smart even their breakfast is JUST AS PLANNED! They would be totally Mary Sue, except for the fact that they are so brain-damagingly evil it makes them awesome instead of lame.
In ancient times, The Illith were a race of Philosopher kings with great mental powers, who sought nothing more than understanding and inner peace.


The Illithid is considered "Product Identity" by Wizards of the Coast and as such is not released under its Open Game License
They spent most of their time meditating, communicating only telepathically, and scrying on the world. In their scrying they saw the other races, but the other races had nothing that the Illith wanted, save for technology. Technology was easily copied through scrying, however. The Illith derived a form of life magic from that of the [[Setting:Unified Setting/Sidhe|Sidhe]], and used it to turn crabs into superdense suits. In these suits, many made pilgrimages to the bottom of the Great Trench, to meditate in an area of natural beauty.


==Unified Setting Description==
Then came the Great Fuckup of the [[Unified_Setting/Goblins|Goblins]].
Once the Illith were a happy aquatic race, singing songs while they scampered about on the ocean floor, happily gobbling whale shit for their sustenance.


Then the goblin race fucked up, badly, and in an effort to stop the world from ending DROPPED A CONTINENT ONTO THE OCEAN FLOOR!
A continent laden with Lich Kings and their innumerable servants came crashing down. Shockwaves and turbidity alone killed hundreds of thousands. The undead creatures did not care for the Illith, and they stood between the main Illith settlement and the Great Trench.


For surface dwellers it was no big deal. Some tidal waves, a lot of land subsided and became swamp, and a bunch of refugees. On the plus side, new trade routes were opened. For the illith? Massive shockwaves and turbidity nearly wiped them out. It was a combination of the Yellowstone super-volcano going off, the crash of SDF-1 from Robotech and an invasion of Nazi hell-creatures.
War erupted. The crab suits previously used only to explore the depths were redesigned for combat. They amplified the Illithid strength and blades bounced off their hardened chitin. Sea snails were turned into daggers, and then swords. Mantis shrimp were turned into instruments of pure concussive destruction. Urchins were modified to launch their spines. Everything had advanced poisons.


The former goblin homeland contained a lot of lootable magi-tech, but it also brought with it a bunch of dangerous liches trapped by Bongo Bongo, the frankengod they had created to save the world from their own folly. The liches and the illith did not get along.
Gradually the Illith got the upper hand, and while not able to eliminate the goblin liches, were able to achieve a victory. The Great Trench was eventually reunited with the rest of Illithid society, and the Undead began to avoid the Illith.


War erupted, and while being aquatic and lacking fire and smelting, the illith were not without resources. They had the vast biological resources of the ocean and a knack for selective breeding. Spider crabs were transformed into strength-enhancing exoskeletons. Sea snails were turned into venomous daggers. Mantis shrimp were turned into instruments of pure concussive destruction.
Using their newfound freedom the Illith have begun investigating the surface world which had visited such horrors on them, and they found it wanting. Now, equipped with the war-gear they have developed over centuries, the Illith jihad, or Illithiad, makes war. The surface world so far is ignorant, seeing only missing ships or vanished fishing villages. And who believes a few [[Solaris#Furnshakt|Furnshakt]] stories, anyway? But when the time is right the surface world will tremble at the coming of the Illithiad.


Gradually the illith got the upper hand, and while not able to eliminate the goblin liches, were able to create a stalemate. Using their newfound freedom they investigated the surface world which had visited such horrors on them and found it wanting.


Now, equipped with the war-gear they have developed over centuries, the illith jihad or illithiad makes war. The surface world so far is ignorant, seeing only missing ships or vanished fishing villages. But when the time is right the surface world will tremble at the coming of the illithiad.






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Latest revision as of 01:07, 25 June 2023

In ancient times, The Illith were a race of Philosopher kings with great mental powers, who sought nothing more than understanding and inner peace.

They spent most of their time meditating, communicating only telepathically, and scrying on the world. In their scrying they saw the other races, but the other races had nothing that the Illith wanted, save for technology. Technology was easily copied through scrying, however. The Illith derived a form of life magic from that of the Sidhe, and used it to turn crabs into superdense suits. In these suits, many made pilgrimages to the bottom of the Great Trench, to meditate in an area of natural beauty.

Then came the Great Fuckup of the Goblins.

A continent laden with Lich Kings and their innumerable servants came crashing down. Shockwaves and turbidity alone killed hundreds of thousands. The undead creatures did not care for the Illith, and they stood between the main Illith settlement and the Great Trench.

War erupted. The crab suits previously used only to explore the depths were redesigned for combat. They amplified the Illithid strength and blades bounced off their hardened chitin. Sea snails were turned into daggers, and then swords. Mantis shrimp were turned into instruments of pure concussive destruction. Urchins were modified to launch their spines. Everything had advanced poisons.

Gradually the Illith got the upper hand, and while not able to eliminate the goblin liches, were able to achieve a victory. The Great Trench was eventually reunited with the rest of Illithid society, and the Undead began to avoid the Illith.

Using their newfound freedom the Illith have begun investigating the surface world which had visited such horrors on them, and they found it wanting. Now, equipped with the war-gear they have developed over centuries, the Illith jihad, or Illithiad, makes war. The surface world so far is ignorant, seeing only missing ships or vanished fishing villages. And who believes a few Furnshakt stories, anyway? But when the time is right the surface world will tremble at the coming of the Illithiad.