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This is a [[Quest]] featuring ogres forming a civilization. It is notable for its roll system which almost always allows for success of some sort, for the batshit insane nature of usual happenings in the canon, and for its terribly sporadic update schedule. | [[Category:Quests]] | ||
This is a [[Quest]] featuring ogres forming a civilization. It is notable for its roll system which almost always allows for success of some sort, for the batshit insane nature of usual happenings in the canon, and for its terribly sporadic update schedule. Elapsed threads are archived at [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Ogre%20Civilization%20Quest] and updates about future threads are posted at [https://twitter.com/BlorpQuest] Also Boss Bawss has suplexed the source of all rail roading. | |||
=Ogir Place | {{Spoilers}} | ||
=Ogir Place= | |||
The home of the Ogres, a giant flying oasis, now turned into a war golem. Possibly dead as of the latest thread. | The home of the Ogres, a giant flying oasis, now turned into a war golem. Possibly dead as of the latest thread. | ||
'''Upgrades:''' Floating, Limbs, Sandstorm Drill, Magma Shield, Steering Wheel<br> | |||
Population: 153/153 ogres (6 dead), 84/84 elves, ∞/∞ patchwings, 50/50 Solar Skellies | '''Population:''' 153/153 ogres (6 dead), 84/84 elves, ∞/∞ patchwings, 50/50 Solar Skellies | ||
* [Landmarks] Oasis, Daphnaia, Underground Cave/Quarry [50% mined] | <hr> | ||
* [Food] Cacti(-ow), Fungi, Wheat, Potatoes, Ravager Meat, Milk; Fair Growth (+32/turn) | * '''[Landmarks]''' Oasis, Daphnaia, Underground Cave/Quarry [50% mined] | ||
* [Resources] Hellfire Energy [Captive Archdemon Lord], Sandstone, Iron+Chromite Ores, Featherstone, Aquifer Pebbles | * '''[Food]''' Cacti(-ow), Fungi, Wheat, Potatoes, Ravager Meat, Milk; Fair Growth (+32/turn) | ||
* [Diplomacy] Scaratone [ALLIED; Featherstone Carts, Fungi, Paper]; Felpowder Elves [UNITED]; Achievement Hunter Dwarves [???] | * '''[Resources]''' Hellfire Energy [Captive Archdemon Lord], Sandstone, Iron+Chromite Ores, Featherstone, Aquifer Pebbles | ||
* '''[Diplomacy]''' Scaratone [ALLIED; Featherstone Carts, Fungi, Paper]; Felpowder Elves [UNITED]; Achievement Hunter Dwarves [???] | |||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
* [Key Items] Tomes (Dragon Lore, Illusory Magic I, Necromancy I), Crazy Ghost's Books | * '''[Key Items]''' Tomes (Dragon Lore, Illusory Magic I, Necromancy I), Crazy Ghost's Books | ||
* [Arms] Cactus Maces, Iron Scimitars, Heat-Seeking Rokkit Launchers, Short-Ranged Bow+Arrow, Crude Iron Armor, Demon Helm/Shoulderpads; Ur-Camouflage | * '''[Arms]''' Cactus Maces, Iron Scimitars, Heat-Seeking Rokkit Launchers, Short-Ranged Bow+Arrow, Crude Iron Armor, Demon Helm/Shoulderpads; Ur-Camouflage | ||
* [Vocations] OGRES: Geo (∞), Berserks (4), BMasters (1), Rockkits (0), Riders (0), Heallusionist (0) | * '''[Vocations]''' OGRES: Geo (∞), Berserks (4), BMasters (1), Rockkits (0), Riders (0), Heallusionist (0) | ||
* [Beasts] Giant Bats (trained), Naked Mole Ravagers (trained) | * '''[Beasts]''' Giant Bats (trained), Naked Mole Ravagers (trained) | ||
* [Settlement] Reinforced Rock Shanties, Storehouse, Mushroom Farms, Pier, Anchor/Staircase, THE FLAMES OF HELL | * '''[Settlement]''' Reinforced Rock Shanties, Storehouse, Mushroom Farms, Pier, Anchor/Staircase, THE FLAMES OF HELL | ||
<hr> | <hr> | ||
* [NPCs] Boss Bawss Fistboss [+30 Diplomacy], Geomancer Gubbins [+30 Geomancy, +WE ALL GEOMANCERS NOW, +Ruoumoko], Beastkrumpa Squiggles Irwin [+Beast Whisperer, Big Vulture], Celicia Silverstone [???], Vultan [???] | * '''[NPCs]''' Boss Bawss Fistboss [+30 Diplomacy], Geomancer Gubbins [+30 Geomancy, +WE ALL GEOMANCERS NOW, +Ruoumoko], Beastkrumpa Squiggles Irwin [+Beast Whisperer, Big Vulture], Celicia Silverstone [???], Vultan [???] | ||
* [Tech] Fire, Fish, Agriculture[+Protection], Cooking, Tea, Mine, Smelt/Forge, Write/Read, Hats, FStone Flight, FStone Airdrops, Airships, Ur-Cartography | * '''[Tech]''' Fire, Fish, Agriculture[+Protection], Cooking, Tea, Mine, Smelt/Forge, Write/Read, Hats, FStone Flight, FStone Airdrops, Airships, Ur-Cartography | ||
* [Magic] Geomancy X, Healing I, Illusion I, Necromancy I, Time I, Climate Control 0 | * '''[Magic]''' Geomancy X, Healing I, Illusion I, Necromancy I, Time I, Climate Control 0 | ||
* [Economy] System=Barter; Currency=Shit | * '''[Economy]''' System=Barter; Currency=Shit | ||
* [Justice] Krumpin' Duels / Boss Knows Best | * '''[Justice]''' Krumpin' Duels / Boss Knows Best | ||
=ROLLS= | =ROLLS= | ||
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*2-10: SO STUPID THAT IT'S BRILLIANT | *2-10: SO STUPID THAT IT'S BRILLIANT | ||
*1: LUCKY STUPID | *1: LUCKY STUPID | ||
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Image:Kilkkarak.jpg | |||
Image:OgreMech.jpg | |||
Image:OgirPlace.jpg | |||
Image:Boomstick2.jpg | |||
Image:OgreHat.jpg | |||
Image:OgreMage.jpg | |||
Image:implyingOgres.png | |||
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Latest revision as of 02:46, 25 June 2023
This is a Quest featuring ogres forming a civilization. It is notable for its roll system which almost always allows for success of some sort, for the batshit insane nature of usual happenings in the canon, and for its terribly sporadic update schedule. Elapsed threads are archived at [1] and updates about future threads are posted at [2] Also Boss Bawss has suplexed the source of all rail roading.
 This article contains spoilers! You have been warned. |
Ogir Place[edit | edit source]
The home of the Ogres, a giant flying oasis, now turned into a war golem. Possibly dead as of the latest thread.
Upgrades: Floating, Limbs, Sandstorm Drill, Magma Shield, Steering Wheel
Population: 153/153 ogres (6 dead), 84/84 elves, ∞/∞ patchwings, 50/50 Solar Skellies
- [Landmarks] Oasis, Daphnaia, Underground Cave/Quarry [50% mined]
- [Food] Cacti(-ow), Fungi, Wheat, Potatoes, Ravager Meat, Milk; Fair Growth (+32/turn)
- [Resources] Hellfire Energy [Captive Archdemon Lord], Sandstone, Iron+Chromite Ores, Featherstone, Aquifer Pebbles
- [Diplomacy] Scaratone [ALLIED; Featherstone Carts, Fungi, Paper]; Felpowder Elves [UNITED]; Achievement Hunter Dwarves [???]
- [Key Items] Tomes (Dragon Lore, Illusory Magic I, Necromancy I), Crazy Ghost's Books
- [Arms] Cactus Maces, Iron Scimitars, Heat-Seeking Rokkit Launchers, Short-Ranged Bow+Arrow, Crude Iron Armor, Demon Helm/Shoulderpads; Ur-Camouflage
- [Vocations] OGRES: Geo (∞), Berserks (4), BMasters (1), Rockkits (0), Riders (0), Heallusionist (0)
- [Beasts] Giant Bats (trained), Naked Mole Ravagers (trained)
- [Settlement] Reinforced Rock Shanties, Storehouse, Mushroom Farms, Pier, Anchor/Staircase, THE FLAMES OF HELL
- [NPCs] Boss Bawss Fistboss [+30 Diplomacy], Geomancer Gubbins [+30 Geomancy, +WE ALL GEOMANCERS NOW, +Ruoumoko], Beastkrumpa Squiggles Irwin [+Beast Whisperer, Big Vulture], Celicia Silverstone [???], Vultan [???]
- [Tech] Fire, Fish, Agriculture[+Protection], Cooking, Tea, Mine, Smelt/Forge, Write/Read, Hats, FStone Flight, FStone Airdrops, Airships, Ur-Cartography
- [Magic] Geomancy X, Healing I, Illusion I, Necromancy I, Time I, Climate Control 0
- [Economy] System=Barter; Currency=Shit
- [Justice] Krumpin' Duels / Boss Knows Best
ROLLS[edit | edit source]
The dice aren't based just on high/low, but also on crazy happenstance, including doubles which aren't so much "crazy" as "vaguely uncommon". The full result table is as follows:
- Any Doubles: STUPID LUCKY
- 100: SO BRILLIANT IT'S STUPID
- 90-98: Stupidly Successful
- 60-90: Successful
- 40-60: Adequate
- 10-40: Not So Good
- 2-10: SO STUPID THAT IT'S BRILLIANT
- 1: LUCKY STUPID
